Brooking jew bowls second d date. Going bowling on a first date is always a good idea. Yeah, it's super fun. You get to do an activity, and for me personally, I've always liked it because then I get to get a glimpse of how big that woman's fingers are. I only like girls who handle really big hold bowling balls. But that's a different story for a different time. It's not about me right now, and my choice is when it comes to women's fingers, it's about Thomas and his choice.
And Thomas took his date bowling, but now she's not calling him back. What's up, Thomas? What's up? Man? Are you into the big fingered ladies like I am? Or big thing? I mean, I like to letsbie big. You know, everyone needs to stop any more of it. So your email said that you went bowling on your first date, going to the bawl out, I'll take a lot of them to the bowl out of because you've got to
see what you working with every time. You got ten frames to see that approach talking to see the booty, yah, ten frames to see that frame, you know what I mean? I thought for a second, like legitimately you were talking about their quality of game. No, I'm talking about bowling for booty. That's calling for booty. I like it. We're all the same page. Yeah, you know, my cousin will be up with this girl, you know, on a blind date. All right, what's her name? Cynthia? All right, and how
was bowling with Cynthia? Did you enjoy yourself? Oh? Man, I had a great time. I think I thought we had a great time. I mean I got to, you know, get a little glimpse of her, you know, when you know she was bowling them buns out there, you know. Oh, all right, yeah, I guess I know. Now, so she passed the buns test. She sounds like the full package. I mean, that's that's all inclusive. You can't just have one part and not like the other two. It's got
to be everything. That's a good point. That's a good point. Now this was a blinding date. So had you met her at all before? Or was this legitimately the first time you two had ever seen each other? So the first time I've seen her. So you know, we got a lane and uh, you know, like I said, we
got a couple of rules, had a good time. Well in place a wager though we had like we had a bet, because I'm like, if I'm super competitive, for we had a bet, you know, whoever lost was gonna have to buy curly five Actually you have to buy curly fries? Or did she have to buy curly fries at the bottom curly fries? Now I thought, I'll do this. Man, Oh, you didn't let her. You should not let her win.
Absolutely not. That is the right way to go. You gotta be dominant on the first date, you know, So you dominated her bawling and did you actually make her pay for the curly fries? Man to play? What's good? I agree? I mean some guys, some guys would do that and then at the end of be like, no, I'm gonna get it for you. She lost the bet and you made her pay. I like that a liar. No woman wants a pity win or getting off of a bet, and if she goes since she's not worth it.
I don't want to be looking weak, you know what I'm saying, not being a man of my words. So I gotta all right to do it. So was that it for your date? Then you beat her at bowling, made her pace for some curly fries, and that was it. We we have fun though, Like we ended up playing you know, bowling and stick at the arcades. So we ended up playing some games and stuff like that. So you guys stayed after you were done bowling. Yeah, that's
what it was. It was a good night. We were still you know, laughing at joke and played some dance Dance Revolution And did you win a dance Dance Revolution? Or did she win? I mean, I mean I was pretty good, you know what I mean? She was good as well, so I called her the tie. You lost? You lost? You lost a dance dance Revolution. That's okay, man, Okay, But I was trying. I was trying to show off the moves. But that's what's going on. I was trying to be fancy so that she's like, you're supposed to
play with your feet. You just keep air humping. Time to stop. How did the date end with her? I mean, everything went good. You know. I walked her out to the car and got you know a little kiss. It wasn't no you know, make out after third grade type stuff, but it was, you know, something real nice. It was just a no kiss, and I thought we was gonna link up the game and during the little kids. Was that something you initiated? Yeah? You know, I mean I went in the end, but she didn't like back up,
you know. So okay, That's what I'm curious is if she reciprocated or not. Of course she was seprocators I got from Sexy Lips, so she had such a good time. Why do you think she's not calling you back? Man? I honestly, I got no idea. I mean, I'm hoping it's not because the five that would be petty. It was like three thirty seven ridiculous. I mean, I'm paid for everything else, so you know, it's not like she came out of pocket crazy. It was me. I thought
we had a good time. I have no idea. And how many times don't matter because of my swackis move? How many times you tried to get ahold of her since your day? No, you've seen a couple of text messages. After two texts, you can't send a third one can sing stalkers got two text messages and no response or she responded shortly no no response, And I'm proud of you for not going to that third text message and looking stockersh but then calling us instead and having us
call her. You gotta find out the lady. All right, man, Well we're gonna play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update. All right, all right? Probably okay, man, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second d and today's second date update. We go bowling for booty. That's right if you're just tuning in. Thomas is on the phone and bowling for booty is what he likes to do. On his first dates. He went out with a girl named Cynthia. He went bowling.
Why does he call it bowling for booty because he says, you get to watch their frame as they make their approach and you get to check out all they're working with. Thomas, are you ready to give Cynthia call and find out why she's not calling you back? Yeah? Man, I'm ready to find out what's going on? All right? Hey? Can I ask you? I mean, how apparent were you when you were gawking at her booty? She came for me because he turned down the way. I mean, I think
it's good to check out the goods. I'm just saying, maybe I didn't know if you did a lot of commentary on the side as well, you know, nothing too over the toime. I'm not you know, I'm like I kept the cool, I'm smoothing with it, and I'm making noises like when she goes up there just like m I'm not doing that. That's sad, it's right there, man, No, that's sad. All right, let me just refresh everybody's memory real quick before we call her. Thomas took Cynthia bowling.
They had a fun time. He beat her at bowling, and they had a bet that she had to buy curly fries if she lost. She lost. She bought the curly fries. Then they played a little dance dance revolution and ended the night with a small kiss. But he hasn't heard from her since. All right, man, I'm ada her phon number right now. You ready, I'm ready? Mary? Okay, hello, Hi, can I speak to Cynthia? Please? This is she? Hey Cynthia? How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
in the Morning. All right, this is who Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi, have you ever heard of us? No, I haven't heard of you, but good for you. You got a radio show. But why are you guys calling me. I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with somebody and they emailed us because you aren't calling them back. Okay, it's a segment that we do on our show called the second Date Update. I know it's kind of weird,
but you recently hung out with a dude named Thomas. Okay, yeah, Thomas, and Thomas emailed us because he's confused. Why are you not calling him back after your date? Um? Yeah, I mean it was okay, just not really my type. I guess are you not attracted to him? Is that what it was? Because it was a blind date, so you didn't really know what you're getting into, right, you know, he was a handsome guy. I mean we had an awesome time, very competitive, but yeah, just not my I
just wasn't my type. Okay. But if he's a handsome guy and you had a great time, what about him is like? What's wrong with him? I mean? Wow, so he was a cool guy, but it was just because something was just a little off, that's all. What could be off? Though? Because but Cynthia, all you've done is compliment him, so what could be off? And he've laughed cutely during the whole time we've talked to you about him,
because he was so sweet. But goodness, oh goodness, I just what's the But what's the But he was so sweet? But what is he dumb? Does he have like a weird eye or something? He was just so little. I felt like I was with my fund. Wow, there's a big height difference. There's a huge type difference. He has to be at least a couple of inches shorter than me, and I don't really like that. I'm not gonna trying to take so I'm five six and he to be about five two and a half. He's like really short.
He's really short. And the sad parties he had to do smaller balls. I felt so bad. He's like kids bowling balls. Yes, he had to, though I got it. I it was just very awkward. But he was great. I just can't do the little bitty thing. And I mean, you're not even that tall. I am way taller than him. Do you know what that looks like with heels on? First of all, when I met him, my head on a blue heel. I didn't know he was gonna be
that little. I have on this heel and it's like I walk up and I couldn't even see him at first, Like where is he? He's like swiping out your knee caps, like, hey, I'm down here. It was just weird. I mean, I really don't think you should discredit him, though, because I have dated many a short man and they've worked very hard for you. Well, maybe, but I'm not used to dating that little So how did the rest of your night? At the end of the night, What really got it
was the awkward kiss, like I'm I'm looking up. I had to slempt so far down and it was just it was weird. Yeah, I don't want to do it and sit there as a short guy. That's my favorite part. I date taller women and I love it when they have to bend down to kiss me. It's hilarious. But not that many people find it funny. Yeah, that's just not my thing. Oh my goodness. Okay, well, Cynthia, I do need to let you know that Thomas is on the other line listening to this conversation. She's on the phone.
Yeah real, Oh my god, no a minute. Nah, we had a good time. You know, big things come in small packages. He's right, I didn't know you were there. I am so sorry. He's so embarrassing. Come on, you don't have to look down on me that far. It was barely bent over, Thomas. My back was hurting by the time I bring back. Come on, I don't do that. You know you know the back was hurting because of that weapon. Up, go on, you on board. We had a good time, you know what. You're right, we had
an amazing time. It's yeah, you you are a short I can hear you this whole time. All you're saying is totid a good time, and you said I'm handsome. Thank you. Honest, see why we can't go out? You can't look past my shortness? Oh goodness, I did. You're right, You're totally right. I just it's just I don't think it's gonna work. I'm not I'm not fired too. I'm
file four in the quarter. And if I'm stretch the fire for a half, he can stretch out to you and get to five four and a half On a good day, I could stretch and now I'll be tall as I can be handsome. You've got to give it another chance. I mean a great guy. So Thomas, it doesn't bother you to like dat a woman that towers over you like I literally tower over you know, the short man. I could do things other man can't do. You know what I'm saying, You got stuff? I need
the cabinet boom. I can get that. You ain't gotta be a hurt your back. You know what I'm saying. Something going to the bed. I could just pretty much backflip under there if I need to sudden. Anytime you need your shoes ties, I'm right there. I can stand up doing it. You know what you have to say to him? Wow? I know you're laughing. You think I'm funny. I know you get that's pretty smile on your face and complimenting the smile. Come on, sent there, Oh miss stop?
You girl got me acting claims. I have to call the rightio facing to get you to talk to me again, embarrassing me. I'm just video, you know I do. I have to take to make you smile. That's all I'm trying to do for the you know, the next foreseeable future. At least one more time a bad try to get a little bit more. You'll try, Mamma. That's wrong. You should know how to win someone else first. So there you go. Will you go on a second date with Thomas.
We know he's short, but he sounds like an awesome dude, and it sounds like you like him. We go out with him one more time. We'll pay for it. Maybe I'm being a bit judg mental and Thomas, you you make me laugh, So yes, I will go out on the stand talk about That's what I'm talking about. Our here, the big room, dudes everywhere. Thomas, you got a second date, and yes you scored a victory for short guys all across the world today. Yeah, man, thank you, brooked you boy.
I appreciate you all. Bill, you ain't gona rebrutas baby. You know I'm sparing. I might be five four, but I'm six five in the bedroom, you know. Texted says on behalf of short Dudes Everywhere. I want to thank Thomas for being on the show today. Right talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Thomas wanted to call a girl named Cindy. She wasn't calling back after their date. He didn't know why he went. They
went bowling, had a great time. We got Cindy on the phone and we found out the reason she wasn't calling back was because Thomas is really short. But you know what, I'd rather date a super nice, funny short guy than a total douchebag that's really tall. Yeah, and Thomas was hilarious. He was a funny dude. His personality totally won her and everybody over. Honestly, she decided to go back out with him because she was like, yes, I had a great time, and I can get over
the fact that you're so short because you're funny. Somebody else texted in, see you guys just have short Kevin Hart on the phone. I'm taller than Kevin Hart, like I have to find I have a picture with him, and it's like amazing to me that I'm taller. I'm fine too, everybody's taller than him. But he's funny and
people love him, and people love Thomas. From today's second Date update, Remember, if you want to do a second date update, I have to do an email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Remove