Brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update. Everybody knows that the best place to meet somebody to go on a date with is email. I get emails all the time from people asking I really shouldn't start checking my email because I don't check that much, you know, But I get so many emails from like Sugar Mama seventeen xxx saying like I'm hot and ready email me back, and I never do. I always think that's probably junk mail.
I'm actually surprised you don't open those. But apparently Colleen, who's on the phone, was able to get a date through email. What's up, Colleen, how are you hi? So you fell for Sugar Mama seventeen huh? Not quite? How
did you get a date via email? Well, okay, so my best friend Tracy, she works at this company and she knows this guy named Jason, and she said that he was really nice and personable, and like, I haven't really had a boyfriend in a couple of years, just because I had a bad breakup, so it kind of took me a while. But I don't know. I was kind of like, okay, let's see a picture, and she had one from like some company party Oh my god, so cute. You freaking cute. And I was like, yeah,
let's see what happened. So she gave him my email, so I was like, you know, I don't want just anybody down my phone number right now, like it's still So you got an email from naked Jason xxx. No, he emailed me and he was like, hey, Tracy showed me your picture. I think you're very beautiful, and she says that you have a great personality, So why don't we start chatting? You know. So you were set up and you both apparently had mutual feelings about each other's pictures. Yes,
we did, which I was very happy about. Yeah that's good because usually when a friend sets you up, it's always terrible. Yeah. I agree, like, wow, that's what you think of me, that's where you think I should be dating. That's so what did you guys do for your date? So we actually we went to a sushi place. Okay, great, and it was so cute because he actually, I don't know if he was furious or maybe just turned it into a joke or it was a joke all along.
I don't know, but he actually ordered in Japanese. Oh wow, yeah, way to show it off. Of course he's taking you to sushi. He's like, let me. I don't really know if he was actually speaking Japanese because the waiter was just kind of looking at him like huh, he just watched like a kung Fu movie. He just kept saying like we don't have that, sirup. I think he was And I don't know if he was trying to be suave or trying to be cool or just being funny.
But it was hilarious and I thought it was funny and we all laughed and I was like, well, how about just the spicy tuna? And they're like, we have that. So it was a joke, like everybody was laughing together. Yeah, it was a joke. It was wonderful, like he's so funny and smart, like without being a real jerk about it. You know, it all sounds perfect. Was there anything wrong? I don't think so. No. I had such a connection.
You know. We we talked and talked like I love cats, and we talked about that, and he actually he has a rescue cat with one leg. Oh my god. He called there's Snowflake and he showed me a picture and I just lost it. I melted I was like, and marry me guy. This guy had everything that you're looking for. Perfect. This is like too much pressure, though, why isn't he calling you back? I don't know. How did it? I mean?
And the great We were having such a wonderful time, like we talked about so much, and then he actually walked me to the door and hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I felt like it was like a blast from the past, like I was suddenly in the fifties and I just like had a Sadie Hawkins dance or something. So it was like a good kiss on the cheek though, because that could be a bad thing too. No, it was so romantic. I felt special, you know, I felt I know, I want
to go on your date. I felt so fancy. I was like, oh, and I don't know. I just thought we really hit it off. And he said he'd call and that we didn't have to rely on email anymore, and we both laughed, and I felt such a spark. So I don't really understand. I think it could be the cat. Do you think it's a cat? What are his three legged cat? Yeah? Like he got home and the cat was like who are you out with and then now he can't be I honestly think i'd love
the cat more if she was that Saturday. Have you grilled your friend who set you up? I did? She says, it's been really busy at the office, so it's just kind of like she hasn't even seen him around. Oh, no, you can't think of crazy right now. I know you can't think of any reason that he's not calling you back. No, I can't think of anything. And how long has it been now it's been a week? A week? Okay, Yeah, that's definitely long enough, especially if it was as good
as you said it was. All right, well we'll play a song and then we'll come back and call him and get your second date up date. Okay, thank you, all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second date update if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Colleen is on the phone, and Colleen is in one of the most frustrating positions you can be in when it comes to dating. She went out with a dude named Jason. Everything seemed great, she had a
great time. Nothing she can think of went wrong, and now he's not calling her back. She thought, he was cute, thought he was funny. He even likes cats and she likes cats. But now nothing? All right, Colleen? Are you ready to call him and see what's up? Yeah, I'm ready. Oh I'm just disappointed. You know that he hasn't called me. I'm not ready. I am so nervous. Like this guy checks all the boxes for your dream guy. You seem great too, I know you seem lovable and thank you wonderful.
I just I'm really hoping for just a normal explanation for once. The only box he doesn't check is the called me back a box. Yeah that's an important one too. I'm bummed, like I would have hoped that he would have already called, you know, like I told you, I had such a bad breakup and it took me a long time to be ready, and now I am. And it's kind of like I'm not going to pine away for a guy who doesn't want to pine for me.
That's good, he's not gonna call, or if he's just not who I think he is, I may have to just cut it and run. I don't know, I'm I hope I'm wrong. Well, see, we can get ahold of him first, Okay, and then you can decide to not ever want to call him again. Okay, all right, here we go. I'm gonna doll the phone of her. Well, hey, is this Jason? Is ze Jason? How are you? Man? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, it's a radio show. Are you familiar? I think I
heard of you guys. What's up? Oh? Not much? Just calling you to see how you're doing today, trying to recruit new listeners to the show. Is that really what you're doing? No, because probably after we tell you why we are calling, you might never want to hear from us ever. Again. Don't be so pessimistic. This could be great. This could be a great call for you, Jason. All right, so just let me know what's going on. Like I'm
kind of interested now, Oh good? Okay, Well, we do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and see if we can figure out what happened. And we got an email from a girl named Colleen. Okay, yeah, and Colleen told us all about your date. She said
that you met through a friend of hers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, And she said that she had a really good time, but it's been over a week now and she's heard nothing from you. Is that true? Yeah? Yeah, Okay, so can you tell us why? Yeah? I would have have like enough time for that. I mean it might be alone, you know, So it's not just you've been busy and you haven't had time to get back to her. I mean, if you want to tell of that, okay, Well, if it's a lie, I don't want to tell her that.
Is there a particular reason, like did she do something wrong? No? No, she was awesome, I mean her, I mean stop that, you know. Yeah, usually when you're really into somebody, you don't call him back after a really awesome date. You don't know my situation, right I know. I'm trying to find out your situation. I'm trying to see if I can help you out. Actually, hold up, Jason, are you in a relationship? No? No, No, I'm not in a
relationship right now. I'm single. So why would you not call someone back that's awesome and that you're really into. It's really complicated right now, and I just don't want to really talk about it. Okay, well, can you tell us anything, because here's the thing, though, she really liked you,
and from the sounds of it, you really liked her. Yeah, yeah, I really do, and like I will get in touch with her right but I'm telling you right now though, if you wait too long, that ship's going to sail, because she actually did tell us that it's been so long since she's heard from me that she's just thinking about cutting it and not even trying anymore. Yeah, she doesn't want to spend her days thinking about some guy that's not thinking about her like that's you have to
understand that she doesn't want to waste her time. Look, I really stop and and I yeah, okay, well can you tell us what happened? All right? Just you're not going to tell her, No, we'll tell her something else if it's that bad, Like I want you guys to go out again because you both liked each other. So I try to figure out a way to sugarcoat it. I guess whatever it is, all right. So her friends Tracy told me that she was into cats, so I
showed her a picture of a cat. Yeah, you had three legs and it was named snowflake, and I told her that it was my cat because I wanted to like, look, you know good in front of her. And the thing is, I don't have a three legged cat. Led about the cat. No, I didn't expect her to be so into that story. That is, most men lie about like how much money they make, or what their position is at work, or what car they drive, not whether or not they own a three legged cat. She said, you showed her a
picture and everything. Yeah, I downloaded it. Oh my god, And why did you pick a three legged cat like a regular rescue cat. You could have at least gone out and gotten another black cat somewhere. You can't just go out and find a three legged cat to continue the lie. Yeah. So I've been going around shelters just trying to find a three legged cat, and it's difficult. Oh yeah, that's a pretty particular cat you're looking for.
Oh man, okay, has come clean. I figured if I found a three legged cat, I mean, it would cover the story. It probably is like I found a three legged cat, but it was a different color. Yeah. How hard can it be to how hard is it to find a three legged cat in this city? Damn? It just like weirdly romantic, though in a really strange way. Jay, Yeah, I know, I stop. Yeah you did. And you know what I did too, because I lied to you and
told you that I wouldn't tell her. She's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What are you talking about? I mean, Colleen is on the other line listening. I told you that I wasn't going to tell her. But oh man, I'm sorry. What the hell I know, it's an accident, man, Three legged cats people on the phone. Yeah, it's tough, Colleen. Are you still there? You lied about a three legged cat? Uh? Yeah, I'm Colleen. Um, that's so stupid. Yeah, it was stupid.
I mean I I yeah. I just don't understand why you would do that on a first day. That's so weird. I'm very awkward. So it's like I wanted to look like I was somebody cool for you, you know, so I forget made. But he did look cool. I din't even like cats, but I didn't know you like would be. So that's about it. Three legged cats and like kind cat was like a model, and I guess she really was a model cat. Jason, of course, I'm gonna go crazy if you just told me, Oh, I like cats
too awesome. I really wanted to call you back, though, but you were really in a snowflake and I just wanted to find snowflakes for you, you know, Jason, That's it's like weirdly sweet. Wait, so are you mad, collied or are you cool? I'm just confused? Yeah, Okay, listen, I get it. I get like wanting to make a good impression. I just wish you hadn't lied to me. And that kind of makes me a little weary because
my last boyfriend lied to me. And the rest of what you told me is true, right, Like you love karaoke and you went to drive ins as a kid. Like that's not just a fake story you read in a book somewhere. No, those are true. I mean I really do that stuff. I mean everything else was like straight up real except the three legged cat. Yeah, the most to stand out is hid. Sorry, it was such a dumb lie though, Jason, Like you got to think into the future. You can't lie about things like that. Yeah,
can you please stop piling on? All right? I know it's stupid, Okay, a three cat story. Dumbest thing in the world. I'll just try to say face here. Okay, well, all right, call me if you think. If you think about this, it's obvious that Jason doesn't lie very much because he's a terrible liar. Yeah, is that true, Jason? Yes, I'm a good guy. I mean, I just wanted to make everything work. I want to make everything like great
for you. I was just searching all around the city for a cat with three legs that looked like the cat in the picture. He was willing to adopt a three legged cat. Yeah, I mean a specific colored three legged cat. But there's a big commitment. Jason, would you like to go out with Colleen on a second date? We will pay for it if I mean, we're still PRECIU ask Colleen if she wants to go too. But anyway, yes, I do, and I hope she forgives me despite the craziness. Okay, Colleen,
do you want to go out with him again? Knowing what you know now? I think I do? Yeah, cat love. That's good, that's awesome. And can I stop looking for the cat now for now? But yeah, eventually, Jason, you're gonna have to supply a three legged cat to this relationship, all right, well, congratulations Colleen, you got your second date. Thank you guys. God that was so cute. Broken Juwil in the morning text in at seven eight five nine two that says, I wish someone would adopt a one
legged animal for me. Yeah, I know, it's very sweet. If you miss today a second date update, Colleen wanted to call this dude named Jason. We got him on the phone to figure out why he wasn't calling her back, and it turns out that he wasn't ready to call her back yet because during their date he lied to her and said that he adopted a one legged cat named Snowflake. He even had a printed out photo of
a cat with one leg and said that that was Snowflake. Well, ever since the date, he's been going around shelters all over the city trying to find a one legged cat that looks like the one in the photo. That's why he hasn't called her back. He said that he found one, but it was the wrong color. Yeah, no, it's tough to find. It's a very very particular thing. You're looking for a one legged cat named Snowflake that looks exactly
like the one you found online. Anyway, she thought the whole lie was extremely stupid but also kind of sweet, and they decided to go out again. Remember if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.