Need lask trust the experienced team at the Lasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jewels. Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today wants to do a second date update, but he also apparently wants to pass on information to all the single men out there in the world, because apparently he's figured out where to meet women, and he said in his email he wants to share it with
the world. Oh, let's up, Carter. How are you hey? I'm doing all right. How are you good? You're like the Yoda of dating? Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it might be time for me to put my lightsaber on the shelf. Oh my god, I do have a couple of tricks up my sleep. You know, you got to be careful with this, though, because if you let everybody know where you're meeting all these hot ladies, you're gonna have some competition. I know, but you know what,
this one that I just met is pretty special. I wish I had been given this information when I was in their position. So all right, Well, before we talk about your date, why don't you tell us your information. So basically, there's three places that I go when I'm trying to find either a long term hookup or just a nice fun situation. And this is the first time I'm saying this, so I can't believe I'm doing it so dony, like a breaking news sort of sound effect,
like it's gonna be huge. I'll leave that to you. Okay, I'm going to be really Yeah, there's these things called apps. You download them on your phone. Yeah, this this is a little more analog. Okay, it's a lot of hype. Man, What do you got? I go to restoration hardware. What The second place I like to go to is pottery barn. The reason is this, there's not a lot of dudes around. Yeah, I'm gonna find a lot of single guys competing with you for women's to tend. That's because all the women
in there are married. Like, I did not go to either of those stores when I was a single woman. Now that I'm married totally my jam man married, divorced, getting divorced, separated, women who have a disposable income that maybe just want to have a little fun and hosted a young man. There's a bevy of willing ladies at home furnishing stores basically. Yeah, and with the restoration hardware in the pottery barn, you have women with a little people pockets, so you find some nice sugar mama. Right,
it's a little higher price point there, right. If I'm going for a more long term thing, I'd go to those higher end places. If I just want to hook up for one night, I gotta go to Bedbath and Beyond. So that was here. That was your breaking news that you wanted to blow everybody's mind with. That's right, you heard it here first on Brooke and Jebble in the morning.
According to Carter, if you want to find willing divorces or women with money, then go to bed Bath and Beyond or restoration hardware, and that's where they're all hanging out. And again, this is my secret, and I have found the one. So boys, the secret is yours. So you found the one? And is the one the person you want to call today? It is? Wait, the one is
not calling you back. I think you're jumping the gun here. Yeah, but that's why I'm calling you, guys, because I'm sure you can get her on the phone and you can straighten this whole thing out. Okay, okay, what's her name? Her name is Sasha, Sasha, and I love saying that song. Oh my god, that is really a lot of enthusiasm. Where'd you meet Sasha? I met her at my garage sale for the Desperate and Lonely bed Bess and beyond. All right, I was in my normal spot, the hand towel.
They have a lovely variety. They just hang out in the hand tool section. All right. Did you actually go on a date with her or was this your romantic outing? We actually went on a date. Right after that. We went to the food court. We went to pandex rest. Nothing wrong with that. You are a man of romance. The hand tails and orange chicken. I mean, we just really hit it off over the mushoe pork. I just really felt it clicking. And she said that she was
having a hard time with her vacuum at home. So we we're finishing up our meal, and I actually invited over to my place because I have a state of the art, brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner. Oh wow, they invited her over to your place to show some real suction, huh. I shelled out the eight hundred bucks for this thing. It is no joke. Yeah, seriously, men don't need fancy cars,
They need fancy vacuums to impress women. Now, that's what I was hoping would work, but unfortunately it didn't because I invited her over and she very quickly that she had other plan. Do you think that she knew the whole time that it was a date? I just don't feel like go into a food court after meeting in bed Bath and beyond. We'll always feel like a romantic thing. Believe me, sparks were flying. Okay? Felt it? Okay? And have you talked to her? Since she has not returned
any of my text messages? Nothing? Wow? Yeah, I think something got sent off. But I have never met a more quality person in bed Bassett beyond, and the heart wants what it wants. Yeah, I guess. So. Yeah, are you did you tell her that? No? Are you crazy? I wouldn't tell her that. I'm only telling you guys. Okay, Well that's the that's the reason. We'll play a song and then come back and call her and get your second day update. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, please, yeah, I
can't wait. I can't wait to hear what she has to say, I mean, I'm really putting myself out here with this. Okay, hang on brooking Jubil in the morning updates if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Carter is on the phone, and he spent most of the first part of the second day update telling us
about how he likes to meet women. He says he likes to go to home furnishing stores like Restoration Hart or bed Bath and Beyond, bed Bath and Beyond what she called the garage sale of the lost and Desperate or something like that. But apparently he met a diamond in the rough at bed Bath and Beyond and her name is Sasha. They met there and then went to the food court and had panda expressed together before she left, and he hasn't heard from her sins, but he feels
like she's the one. Hey, Carter, you spent a lot of time telling us about your favorite places to meet women, but we didn't actually learn that much about Sasha in that first part. Is there anything you'd like to actually tell us about her? Like, do you know anything about her? Oh? Yeah, we hit up. She is just really well dressed. I mean, she just just looks really well put together. But not
in like a fac and put on way. Her blouse was perfect at the jewelry that she had on, the earrings, you can, I ask, do you have a weird thing for details, because again, that is not telling anything about who she is as a person. Well, I did tell you she had vacuum problem, that's true. Yeah, you did say that she was having a problem with her vacuum cleaner. And you try to get her back to your place by attempting her to come check out your dicon that you have, and she said no. And that's the last
time you saw her. So you guys know a lot about her then, huh. Yeah, I mean we can totally see why you called her the one. Yeah, I guess we do know almost way too much. Yeah, I almost know too much about Sasha. So I'm just gonna dial her fund of her right now and see if we can get you another day. Okay, that'd be great. All right, here we go, bo him, I speak to Sasha. Please. This is she? Hey, Sasha, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who is
this Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh my god? Yeah, yeah, I've heard of you guys. How's it going cool? Not bad? Hey, Sasha, I'm calling you today because you went on a date with a dude named Carter. Wait, hold on, is this your second date update? Is that what this is? Yes, that's exactly what it is. Oh. No, he emailed us and told us about meeting you. He also said that he liked you a lot, but you're not returning any
of his text messages. Yeah. I've heard your guys in the second date updates before and they don't normally turn out well yeah, well correct, so maybe this one will be different. Maybe not? Maybe not? All right? Could I ask what was it like? I just really curious because he says that you guys met in the towel section of Bed, Bath and Beyond. What was your first take on Carter? He came up to me first of all
and was talking to me about the color selection. So I thought that he just worked there, all right, that would make sense. Yeah, but he didn't work there, but he was super helpful with the towels. He knew what Hope was, which I thought was a little weird. But yeah, he was just he was really friendly. He was really nice. Okay, and is that why you decided to go to Panda Express with him after you were done a bed bath and beyond. Yeah, that's why I decided to go have
lunch with him. Okay, And you were looking at this as like this could be a potential romantic partner. I wouldn't go that far. It was lunch with him when I met at that back he beyond patiently and how did you like lunch with him? He wouldn't stop talking about lu Hue pork, and I thought that was a little odds. But we were just kind of talking about life and stuff. And then he started staring at me odd and I thought that he might actually be getting
sick off of the food. Yeah, and then I was really concerned that I might get stick off of the food. But then he leaned forward and I thought he's trying to kiss me, would which seemed really forward? Yeah, But I was wrong. It turns out he wasn't trying to kiss me. He was trying to pick my note what like, with his finger. With his finger, he leaned across the table, extended his arm and he got really close to doing it before I had to like swap his hand away.
I was gonna say, did you did you slip out of that? Like, did you get away from his finger? Oh my god. Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh my god. Oh kiss would have been a lot better than that. Why would he do that? Would you say? I have no idea why someone would do that. You call him out for it? Yeah, I like backed away from him and I was like, what are you doing? And he's like, oh, he's like, I'm just you know, I'm just trying to take care of you. Well, I care of you. Did
you have like a big boogie hanging out of your nose? Yeah? I don't know if I had a heart or not. But I was just so embarrassed by the whole situation that I told him that I had another errand to run and that I had to go all right, yeah, and that's when you got out of there. Oh yeah, yeah. He said that about the feminine errand and I was like, what what does that even mean? He did not tell us that he tried to pick your nose. Well, I've heard a lot of second date updates, and I don't
know why he would have left that out. I mean, that's the main reason why I never called him. Yeah, I don't know why he would have left that out either. And if you've heard a lot of second eight updates, and you should know that he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. I forgot about that. Hey, Sasha me Carter? What's going on? Carter? What are you doing? First of all, Sasha, did you like your food? Why did you like the meal that
we shared? Sasha? Yes, it was fine. What does that have to do with anything? I was just thinking that since I paid for lunch, you could tell me that you had a good time. What did you have a good time? Are you crazy? I just told everyone that you tried to pick my nose. I definitely did not have a good time. You may think that I did that, But did I not compliment you on your jewelry? Yeah? But Carter, did you try to pick her nose? Who cares?
Did you complimented on? You're trying to pick somebody's nose? That trump's everything? Okay, I will address this. I was not picking her nose. I was cleaning her nose. What you're actually trying to put your finger in her nose? R intention was not to use my finger. What were you going to use then? Were you gonna lick it out? What is it? What were you playing there? Oh my god, this is so gross. You do that to other strangers that you have just met, You try to stick your
finger up their nose. You don't think that's gross. Come on, Sasha, you're saying that we were strangers. Come on, we're not strangers. We definitely had something I'd make you ten minutes ago. You don't do that for someone. You've just said, I don't even let my friends do that to me. Just it felt like a very significant ten minutes what Carter, So, what she's saying is you could be married for fifty years and you still don't reach over and clean out
somebody's nose with your finger. Nay, like you tell them like, hey, I think you got something there. Do you need a tissue? I really feel like you guys are bashing me here. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. What I was doing was chivalrous and for the most part, civilry is dead. And I saw an issue, and I saw a woman, a woman that I spent a very significant ten minutes with in bed, best and beyond bonding, and I wanted to pick care of the problem that you had. I wanted to be there for you.
So you think picking somebody's nose is a gentlemanly thing to do, not just somebody's nose. Oh, Sasha, I don't think a habit of picking people's nose. I promise you that, Sasha. Is it. Is it the nose picking that's not the problem, or the fact that he doesn't understand that that's boundary that you don't cross. Yeah, I think his chivalry is a little too strong for me. I prefer to have someone who's a little bit more relaxed initial body. That's right.
You be an independent woman. You pick your own nose. You would rather me use the words excuse me, Sasha, you have a booker hanging than me. Discreetly. Discreetly. Yeah, it's not even screed about picking somebody else's nose. Don't get me wrong. We got pretty close in the line at Penna Express, did we not. Oh my god, Oh, as you pointed to the moose, shoe pork, you grazed me. Oh, and you grazed. I'm not gonna say what you grazed me with, but there was a great So he's saying
you wanted the nose picking, Sasha. Look, there were a lot of people in that line okay, And if I accidentally moved forward into you unintentionally, that's not I'm not. I wasn't. I wasn't putting moves on you. You aren't putting the vibe out there that you wanted your nose pick. I guess. So apparently, Sasha, would you like to go out on a second date with Carter? We will pay
for it. Look, I'm gonna say know that because if he's being honest and serious about what he's saying right now, he might need to talk to a psychiatrist about his boundary and his chivalry issue. Yeah with you, I tell you I was joking. Will you agree to go on another Dare you go about that? Sasha? If Carter says that he was joking, what you go out with him? No? Because I don't like your humor. Oh my god, I am not giving up my princess at Bed Bath and
Beyond whenever you seek me. I think Bed Bath and Beyond is a row vic in here they lost the customer. Broken jul in the Morning text in at seven eight, five, nine two. With a lot of judgy people out there, I think they're right. Maybe Broken Jewel in the morning talking about Todays second day update if you missed it, This dude Carter met Sasha at a bed Bath and Beyond. He says that's his go to spot to meet ladies.
He took her to the food court. They had lunch when he met her at bed Bath and Beyond, they said, He said they had a great time. What he didn't tell us though, when we talked to him at first, was that at the lunch he reached across the table and literally tried to pick her nose. Brush something off her face, tried to pick her nose, didn't get punched. She was traumatized, and by the end of the phone call, she if you used to go on a second date because she wants to pick her own nose. I guess
chivalry is dead. Women don't let you open the door anymore. I picked my own nose. Fine, I'll stop trying to pick your nose then, Yeah,