Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center, no glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot com rooking Jubils second date update. You ever have one of those bad dates where just nothing seems to go right? Me? Neither, But Marshall, who's on the phone for a second day update,
definitely has. His date seemed like just one really horrible thing spiraling out of control into a ton of horrible things, and now he needs to do a second day update. What's up, Marshall? How are you? Hey, guys? How are you guys doing this morning? Count? So? I mean, from Jebel's description, it sounds like you know exactly why she's not calling you back. I do. I do. It's kind of a laundry list of problem. It sounds like you don't really know exactly why, but you know there's a
lot of options. At least I know that it could be one of several things, and I'm hoping you guys can help me along and maybe we can go through them and get to it. I mean, that's why I emailed all right before we go through your list of things that went wrong. Why don't you tell us about the girl we're gonna call today. What's her name? Her name is Melissa, Melissa all right, and where do you mean Melissa? Well, we met on a dating app and
she just stuck out literally like a firework. Beautiful red hair, these bubbly eyes that just link you in. I mean, like kind of like a Zoe Deschanel. Like when you look at her, she just has this I don't know, cuteness that just reels you in like a fishing lure. Okay, so you were excited about this estate, then oh my
over the moon, just through the moon excited. I mean, I just I couldn't even believe it was one of those I thought I was going to show up and it wasn't going to be the picture I was looking at. You know, you feel like it's too good to be true. And then you did show up and it was actually Zoe Deschanel, and you're like, you're just as wacky and lovable in real life. Oh my god, look at you
so adorable. Yeah, it was like I was on an episode of New Girl, But she honestly was just I don't know if you've ever seen those girls, it's like just the red hair that's not too red. It's it's kind of got the you know, the layers of like auburn flowing through. Yeah, it's like nice red hair. It's not like you might steal my soul red hand. Yes, exactly, Oh my god, exactly what I'm talking. Yes, were you nervous? Like was that part of your problem? Beyond and nervous?
That's why, Like it was one of those things I felt like I was a little out of my league. So I was just nervous beyond belief. Okay, so let's start with the list of things that went wrong. What's the first thing? So we sit down, everything starts, you know, just your typical back and forth chit chat, and I don't know how it came up, but I start talking about my X. Oh my god, I know, and it's like you can see the train rec happening in front
of you and you can't stop it. I'm talking about this vacation and how me and my ex got in this big fight, and it's just going and going, and then I finally do stop. Long story short, and thank god I didn't go into how we had makeup sex and my ex. That would have been really terrible. I feel like that was even too much for our conversation right now. I didn't go that far. I didn't go that far. I went ahead and put the brakes on before I got that far and tried to get to
date back on track. Okay. So, and as you realize something was happening, well, it's good if that's I mean, if it would be good if that was the only thing you did. But it sounds like there was more. There's definitely some more. So we get an appetizer that comes out and all of a sudden, my stomach just starts gurgling, making you know. I mean, it was over the top, and I don't know if it was a mixture of the nerves and the food. I also had
a beer, but my stomach is just in knots. So right after the X story, shortly after, I have to excuse myself to use the restaurant, okay. And it wasn't just like I'm gonna go pee real quick. It was like I'll be back in like half an hour with the new set of clothes. It was not a quick break in the restaurant. I'm in there, and it was one of I don't want to get into details, but I am feeling the minutes pass, if you know what
I mean. I got to get back out there. But how do you get back out there when you're having these issues? I am gone for a substantial amount of time. Yeah, just text for the toilet. Yeah yeah, And I imagine you like breaking out in sweats and turning pale on top of it. All that was happening all along, and I feel like the sweats and the paleness was building as we went. But I did get back out there.
So I sit back down, and I might have been at the table for one or two minutes and I get hit with it again, and I so, you know, I'm so sorry. I have to step away for a minute. And this time, of course, I don't want to see him going to the bathroom again, So I you know, I made up a lot. I was like, hey, you know, I'm so sorry. I gotta step away. If we gotta have this work call I've got to make. That's probably even worse than going. I'm feeling sick and I should
go to the bathroom again. So I'm gone for another substantial amount of time. I come back, I'm apologizing. I'm like, I'm so sorry. About the phone call, and yeah, it doesn't end there unfortunately, So okay, I sit down. I start feeling sick again. And at this point it's getting you know, it's one of those sicknesses that was just like creeping deeper and deeper. I just grab a lot of money. I throw it on the table and I
was like, I'm so sorry, I'm not feeling well. I've got to get out of here, almost like she's a stripper. I throw it on the table and just leave. I didn't even there was no hug goodbye, obviously because then poured and swept, there was no anything. I just left, kind of almost embarrassment slash. I don't feel good. I'm gonna take a wild guess that she hasn't talked to
you since then. We talked every night. Sent No, she has not called me, and that sucks because, like the X thing is your fault that you brought that up, but the rest of it is out of your control. But I think where he went wrong is lying or
just at least not telling her what's really happening. It made you look even worse like things and now I look at it, I yes I did lie, but it was almost you know, it's embarrassing to kind of totally let the girl on the first date and say, hey, you know, I'm gonna be on the camp for forty minutes. You could just hang on that. I'll wash my hands and be back. You know. I've text her, you know, try to kind of apologize and call. But I didn't
want to be too much. But like I said, I mean this girl was, you know, just one of a kind if you will, and it's definitely my fault, but that's why I'm here. Well, we'll see if maybe we can salvage the situation and get you a second date. We'll play a song and then come back and get your second day update. All right, thank you so much, guy. Okay, hang on looking jubil in the morning for today's second
day update. I can't decide who suffered the most. Marshall, who's on the phone for a second date update today because he had a terrible first date with a girl named Melissa, Or there's also that poor restaurant toilet man. That thing suffered so much during Marshall's dates. If you missed the first part of today's second day update, Marshall is on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Melissa. They met online, went out for dinner, and
he says the whole thing was pretty bad. He started off because he was nervous talking about his ex girlfriend a lot, which we know is something that you shouldn't do. And then he started having stomach issues and he went to the bathroom once and was gone for a long time, then came back, said he was feeling sweaty, and then oh, I had to go back again, and then he said by the third time he came back, he just threw a bunch of money on the table and said he had to go because he knew it was not going
to get better from there. So we already know why he's not getting a callback from Melissa. Now our job is to call her and see if we can get him a second date. Marshall, are you ready? I am ready? I would say, are you ready to go? But I know you've gone a lot. Would you classify this as the worst date you've ever been on? Easily the worst date I've ever been on. I just I really hope for a redo for you. I know I know I am too, because it'd be in the world. So sorry
you having problems again. We're about to call her, but I'd love to get that off my record if you will, Okayan. Oh of course. Sorry, God, here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone number right now. Hello, I might speak to Melissa please. This is she. Hey Melissa, how are you? This is Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, this is Melissa, Yes, Melissa from what radio show are you from? That's not what you know?
What radio show? What are you talking about? Well, my name is Jebil and I host the show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Does that make a little bit of sense? Now? Okay, I understand it's a radio show, but I'm not understanding why you're calling me. Okay, cool, I'll tell you. Well. We do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone
and find out what happened. And we got an email the other day from a dude named Marshall. Oh my god. Okay and okay, and Marshall told us all about your date. He also said a lot of very nice things about you, and he says he kind of knows why you wouldn't be calling him back because it was pretty awkward, but he wanted us to see if we could figure it out more. Okay, So Marshall emailed you and wants to know about the date that we went on. Well, he
actually inquired to you about our date. Well, he just wanted, I mean more than anything. I think he kind of wants to redo. He said it was awful. Well, that's interesting. There is definitely not going to be any redos with Marshall, that's for sure. I mean, he talked to us, He told us about your date. He said how he was nervous and talked a bunch about his ex and then had some stomach issues. Can I explain to you in my side exactly what happened on this date? Yeah, yeah, okay, Okay.
So I met Marshall on a dating app day, and I'm very, very very apprehensive about dating in general today because, as you know, when you're in the dating world right now, you meet a lot of weird, weird people and a lot of duds. Okay more times than not. Yeah. Yeah, So I go out with Marshall and he almost right away starts talking about his ex girlfriend. Yeah, he told
us that. I mean, he knows that he was so nervous, so because he said, you were so pretty and you seem so lovely, and you know, haven't you ever had one of those out of body experiences where you just keep talking and you know you should stop, but you just can't stop. No, okay, well, so you're not gonna
have a lot of sympathy. No, you're not understanding. Okay, So he actually showed me a picture of his ex girlfriend okay on our date, and then Marshall asked me if him and I could take a picture together so that he can post it online to make this ex girlfriend jealous. Marshall didn't tell us that. Yeah, it was literally the most awkward situation I've ever been And I mean, what do you say? What did you say? I just basically was like we could take the picture after dinner.
And that's when I took the situation into my own hands. Actually, you took it into your own hands. Yeah, how do you do? He said that he had stomach issues and then threw money on the table and left. I don't yeah, yeah, would you? So when I go on dates now, I bring laxatives like yeah, yeah, yeah, So wait and you think this is cute. I mean, I've been on so many of these dates. I've been on so many of these days. You know this is this is so good.
So you slipped them some laxatives. So what happens is after Marshall talked about his girlfriend, I just knew right there that I didn't want to do anything. So what I do is I carry chocolate laxatives in my purse when I go out on these states. Really so I yes, so I offer Marshall a chocolate laxative. And of course I'm guessing you didn't tell him like that. You didn't say you want a chocolate lax No. Basically, what I did was I told Marshall that it was like a
palate cleanser that he would eat before them. So when he got up to go to the bathroom and he was sweating profusely and you could say visibly that he was going to be sick, you knew exactly why. Oh, I knew exactly why I was saying to get the date over with this worked. Why why wouldn't you just say this isn't working out, I've got to go This guy was so weird he wanted to take a picture with me. I knew that this was a really strange situation that I was in and I needed to get
out of it. Okay, oh oh, we have the answer to what happened to Marshall because he wasn't even really sure. And you know what, Melissa Marshall is actually on the other line, I wants to talk to you. What, yeah, Melissa, what you gave me? Laxative? Mental? You don't go on dates with people and ask to take pictures with their ex. No, Melissa, you don't get a critique him in anymore. You have no room to stay out. I mean, I told you one story about my ex, and I asked for a
quick selfie and you think that's enough to say? I mean to the toilet for two hours. I mean I bought new pants and a shirt. Are ruined them both, Marshall, I didn't know what else to do at that point. But yourself, in my situation, what would have you done? Sure? What? I mean, somebody a chocolate laxative? I'll tell you that much. You can't give people pills without telling them that you're giving them pills. You just can't do that. Girl. I don't think it's a big deal, Like I needed to
get out of the date. I've done this before many times, many times, and I don't think that's a big deal. How can you not think that's a big deal. You're asking him to put himself in your shoes, like switch the foot, Like what if you're on a date with a dude and he gave you laxatives. A guy's not going to give me laxatives on a date. Guys don't get bored with me on dates. It's not the same
situation you are, Psycho. I am a really good person, Like, I'm not sure what the big deal about it's chocolate laxatives. Quit acting like I gave him cyanide or something. He's not dead. I agree with you, Melissa. At least you didn't kill the guy. Dude, I feel like you're one step away from that, Like laxatives are your gateway drug to giving dates rat poison, not to mention that was my favorite restaurant. I only give him two star review because of that. I'm gonna have to go in and
change that. Michel, if you wouldn't have had a radio station call me right now, you would have had no idea this even happened. If I wouldn't have called the radio station, I would still be calling you and texting you trying to get you to respond to me if I didn't have a mediator. Yeah, so now we can just ask right now, Melissa, would you like to about with Marshall again? You will pay for it second date. Let me think about it. I'm gonna say no, yeah, no,
you don't get to turn him down. You are crazy. Yeah, I think though, I think my bowels are okay on a second date for this one? Are you sure? Yeah? No, I am no way, I mean, obviously this is new information. I don't even want the second date now, I mean I do. Thank you, guys. Hats off to the radio station for bringing this psycho to like, poor baby, he had to use the toilet. Why aren't even complaining because it was for nine straight hours. It's not just a
little quick in and out there. And Melissa, Melissa, somebody who has had a lot of digestive issues in their time. Can I just get the name of the chocolate laxative, the brand? No problem, I'll actually just send it to you. Oh great, perfect, or at least somebody made out on the second day update, that's good in the morning, texted in seven eighty five to nine two says I'm so pissed right now. I'm a nurse and she could have really hurt someone. Yeah, it's no different than slipping somebody
at roofy. Talking about today's second date update, well, I mean, if you think about it, it it is true. If you missed it, Marshall wanted to call this girl Melissa. They went out on a date. He wasn't doing very well on his date. He started talking about his ex girlfriend the whole time, and then he started having digestive issues
and had to run to the bathroom a bunch. We got her on the phone and found out that her move when she's on a date and doesn't like the dude is to offer them a chocolate, a laxative chocolate, so that they have to go to the bathroom and the date has to be over right without them knowing.
She doesn't go like, hey, here's a laxative, so she secretly gave him a laxative, and then his stomach started to hurt and he had to go to the bathroom a bunch, and he ended up just throwing money on the table and leaving and everybody's saying that that's actually a crime. Absolutely, people, absolutely, And the craziest part to me is how proud she like she thought it was really cute. Yeah, she thought it was a cute move. And she's done it before. She's like, I've done this
to a bunch of guys. Yeah, I'm giving them laxatives. Way to hear what I did. You guys are gonna think this is so funny. Yeah, there's no difference between her slipping somebody a laxative and some douchey bro who's like, dude, I've done that to so many chicks. Well, I just leave your drink on a ten and then drop a little bit, and to so many chicks. I guess there's no difference. Well, there's no difference between her and Bill Cosby.
She didn't actually assault him afterwards, is the positive piece of that, because they don't think that after you get a laxative, you I don't think you want no, That's what I'm saying. So there is a difference there, But the drugging part is all all illegal. It's also like who and how she decides when they deserve the laxative. But she's guys, I feel like nothing. As soon as she meets a guy out, she's just like, all right, you're getting a laxative. Yet they didn't even have dinner yet.
I know they literally talked for ten minutes. Can I get a picture for mine to make my ex jealous? No, that's dumb, but that doesn't deserve getting a lax I still stand by it. Though. Her laxatives sound great, they sound like they worked. Really. Yeah, I want to go out with her just so you're more regular. Yeah, because I've I've taken some laxative before and they don't even work that well on me. Really. Yeah, I'm so jammed up sometimes, you know that. I really like I have
to load up on the laxatives and still nothing. You know, I don't know what I regret more. The conversation that's come after it just adds to blow. All right, it's really frustrating. I don't need to know anymore yet the info for that laxative so I can get back on track. You know, that's why you've had anger issues all the time. No, that's from other things. Okay, I think that the consultation might stem from those others. Okay, Well, it's all related.
It all comes from somewhere. You just got to find the source. Remember, if you want to do a second day up, they'll have to do is email the show and we will call the person who drugged you, or didn't drug you, or just didn't call you back, whatever it is, just email the show.