2nd Date Update PODCAST: All Pooped Out

and just one person receiving. So I think that's a great place to meet people. I'm down with that. What's up, Josh? How are you? Thank guts? What are you doing? Pretty good, good giver? Yeah, indeed, did you notice the girl that you ended up going on a date with when you're at the auction? Actually? No, So charity auction? You know, good for you cause I found a piece of park that I really liked, and I got into a bidding war with somebody over it, and eventually I won. Nice

can be exciting. I know, it felt pretty good. And then when I went up to pay for it, this beautiful woman out of nowhere comes up to me and says that she was the one bidding for it. That a beat, Oh okay, and then you rubbed it in her face and left. Yeah, that's exactly what I did. First, I was we'll take it aback because she was very striking. And then she offered to buy the piece of art from me, but I said that that was not going to happen. But how about and said, I take you

out on a date. Okay, wait, a date in exchange for the piece of art. No, no, no, So she doesn't get the piece of art. No keeping that, but you know, if all things worked out, she could see it. Yeah, maybe it could be hanging on your bedroom ceiling someday and you both could be staring at sure that that's a possibility. But she agreed, you know, she was all taken aback by my forwardness, but you know, smiled and agreed. And then we went on a date. What's her name

by the way, Camden? Camden? All right? And how was the date with her? Would you just talk about the painting the whole time? It just haggle over the painting the entire time, know, were you talking about the painting? But we talked about others, you know, other art that we've both really appreciated. Just like it felt. You know, when you're like you talk to somebody, it's like the first time, but she felt like he'd known them like your whole life totally. That's what it felt like. That's

an amazing feeling. Yeah, I haven't felt that often and it was really nice and really enjoyable. And it sounds like you guys have a ton of common interests. I mean, obviously you're both charity driven people. You like the same style of art we do well. One of the things we differed on, she's a big fan of a fino that she wasn't order with dinner. I was not the biggest fan wine fighting. That's probably why she's not calling you back. You know, I disagreed on wine. That's it.

It's all over. By the way, you guys sound like the too richest people going out like we like the same art, but to the wine, I'm not gonna work. Yes, well I'm not that. I'm not that rich. I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, but I'm not to be considered myself. Some people were throwing down tons of money just cherry auction, which is great. It was like Wow, that's much more rich for me as I couldn't handle that time. Yeah, well, how did the rest of the date go? I thought

pretty well. We went home because we walked back to her place because it was pretty close by. We had some more wine, and then I stayed the night. Oh it sounds like a successful date. Yeah, I thought so too. Did you guys hook up? Yes? We did. Okay, that was your respectful way of saying. What was it like? The next morning, That's the thing. When we woke up, like her demeanor completely changed. She basically like rushed me

out of the house. She was kept going on like she was late for something she had to go, which I understand, like I've been late for things before, you know, I kind of get streaked out in Franctic and like I gotta have to get here as soon as possible, which like all the friendliness and the warmth she had the night before like just disappeared. So like I wasn't trying to slow her down or anything that like, I

got my stuff, I got out of there. Maybe she was just trying to sleep with you and hope she would get that painting and then give it to her, and she's like get out. That's not crazy. That was one of the things I thought of, But she doesn't seem like that shallow of a person. Did you do anything weird or that would have upset her in the night? I don't think so. You didn't, like use her toothbrush or something. No, no, no, no, no, no no. She had a guess tooth brush. It was very nice, But no,

I didn't. It didn't do anything creepy or weird or untoward. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's what she wanted. Do you think I should have done more weird buff with her? Oh? Yeah, go as freaky as you're not on date one, you know what I mean? Ye didn't you know, like you don't want to try stuff later on? If you guys already have too many feelings involved, don't listen to their advice. Yeah no, I've never done that before, so I wouldn't even I wouldn't even know how to push that envelope.

Have you guys really talked it all? Since you guys looked up, I'm not really no we we I sent her three texts kind of you know, keep it up friendly and warm, like I had a good time, like to hang out again, But like she's only written back. Thanks. Oh that's cold. Yeah, a bad review probably for how things went that night. Wow, all right, Well play a song then come back and call her and get your

second date update. Okay, cool, thank you? All right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning if you're just tuning in to today's second date update. Josh is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Camden. They actually met at a charity art auction. They were bidding on the same painting. He ended up winning it, but that struck up a conversation and they went to dinner and actually ended up hooking up. But the next morning she rushed him out of her place and he

hasn't been able to talk to her since. Hey, Josh, yep, have you seen that painting in the last couple of days? Yeah? Are you sure? Because maybe the reason she's not calling you back is because she's actually an international art thief and while you were making passionate love to her and you guys are both making eye contact, she was scanning your retinas so she could use it to get through the security at your place to steal your beloved painting. Yes,

my front door, all yeah, yeah, good, good. Here. You got a sophisticated security system around your house, don't you. You guys should probably know this. I bought the painty for eighty dollars. Okay, I didn't say she was like a high budget Yeah, art thief. It's either it's either art thief or you were just really bad in bed. It's more my guests. Yeah, for your sake, I hope it is art thief. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone number right now and see if we can figure out

why she's not calling you back. Okay, great, thank you, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Camden. This is Camden, Camden. How are you? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Who Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh okay, how are you? How are you doing today? I'm fine. You're a radio show. I am a person who has feelings and hair. I'm not a radio show. I can confirm, yes, but I do work

on a radio show. Yes, okay, why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you today because we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of that? No, okay. Well, it's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out why. And you recently met a dude named Josh at a charity auction. Oh, okay, okay,

and Josh send us an email. He told us about the evening you hung out, not all the details, although if you're down to share all the details, I'd love to know. But he told us about hanging out with you, and he says that, you know, the next morning, after you guys hooked up and everything, you rush him out of the house and haven't talked to him since. And he's wondering why, Oh my god, he seriously called you. Yeah. Ye, Should it be obvious to him why you're not calling

him back, you'd think, But I don't know. You don't really know people, I guess until you've spent the night with him, and then and you learn a lot and it was just bad, and I don't know, I don't know. That's such a good question. If he knows why, I don't want to talk to him anymore. And if he doesn't, that's almost scarier than if he did. Okay, Well, so do you mind telling us then, because if he doesn't know, he should probably know, right, I mean, it's so personal,

but I just don't. He did something that, even if we had been like married for decades, is something I would still not do myself, and I would sure hope whoever I was with wouldn't do it either. Wait, he did it like he did it when you guys were in the throes of passion. No, no, no, it was after we were together. What did he do? God, it's

so gross. He went into the bathroom after we were done, and he didn't close the door what like, he was just in there like doing his business like and we're not talking number one, okay, he sat down for a tuosy with the door open. He most definitely did. And I could hear and see and yes, smell everything that was happening. Really disgusting. I just met this person, you know, and we were on like, you know, a first date, first staying the night moment, and he immediately reverts to

this behavior. So just absolutely the most unromantic, gross thing. And then it got worse because he did not wash his hands afterwards. Did you tell him to get back into that bathroom. Go back to that sink right now, you're just wiped. I was shocked, and I know he didn't wash his hands because I was just like, from my bed, I can see my bathrooms. You don't even do that when you're married. Okay, we keep the door

shut during that business. I would hope that. And then he wanted to cuddle with me, like he wanted to touch me with his bacterially, is that when you rushed him out of the house. Well, you know what, I feel like. I was actually pretty kind that I didn't just like leap out of bed and say get out right now. I let him stay. But I mean, god, I felt like I was just sleeping next to some giant animal or something. And yeah, yeah, I couldn't wait

for him to leave. The next day, I told him that I was running late for something and just got him out of there as fast as I could. He could have just forgot to wash his hands. You know, I have been drunk and remembered to wash my hands, like this is a habit. Yea. And either way, I mean the hand washing aside too, to do that with the door open when you guys just mat. I know some couples out there are like, where's so closely do

it on each other? That's how close we are. But for a lot of people, that's that's one thing you should hide from each other. You don't close the door when you go to the bathroom. I mean, it's not like he's a horrible human being or something. I mean, it's just I don't know how our black ses. You're telling me, I'm not a horrible person for all of that, I kind of feel like it. Who is this, Oh, Camden, that's Josh. He's on the other line listening and wants

to talk to you. I'm an animal kidding me. He's been on the phone this whole time. Yeah, he has. Apparently you couldn't wait until we brot him in the conversation hither but just, oh my god, don't feel bad. This is stuff that he needs to learn about Camden. Oh, I think of a deal. Who it's what everyone goes to the bathroom. We just were intimate with each other. Josh, I didn't do the bathroom. I just I don't need to witness it. And the whole what's with the not

washing your hands? My hands were dirty? What one did you not wipe? Oh? I wipe I mean, I know how to wipe myself and knocked my hands during well doing its. Josh, I thought for sure you were going to come on this phone and apologize profusely and say, oh my god, I forgot or oh my god. I realized once I was already halfway through it that I hadn't shut the door, and I didn't know what to do, Like, oh, no,

I do apologize. If Camddy you felt, you know, kind of bombarded by that and you were discusted by that, I am sorry that you felt that way. That was the way I was raised. My family. We all, you know, everyone poopoos, and we just we would just poopoo the door open. It was never a big deal. We just did you. Yeah, you just call it everyoo pooh. Yeah, everybody poopoos. I kind of like it now, Like I don't know, Josh, the way you put it, and you put in those words, I'm like, yeah, that's not a

big deal. Yeah, it's just a poopoo. It sounds like the title of one of my toddler's potty training books. Yeah, but let me ask you this, does your toddler wash his hand after he goes polutely? Okay, forget the handwashing thing. That's something that can change. Sure, But like Canton, I wouldn't have a problem watching you poo poo. Why do you keep saying you like that? Josh? That is never

going to happen. Okay, not only because I wouldn't, but because I don't think we're going to see each other again. Seriously because of a little poo poo. You don't want to feed me again? Yeah, seriously, Josh, because of that? Okay, I mean, no decent person would be okay with someone like taking a crap in front of him, all right, That is just how it is, Josh. Is there any way that you could change, Like you could be okay

shutting the door while go into the bathroom. Honestly, I just thought I would shore how comfortable I was with her. I mean, our conversation was so nice and so comfortable, Like I honestly, I don't mean to scare you with this language, but like it did kind of feel like we were like an old married couple the way we just kind of conversed and you know, had a good

time talking. Well, I think you fast forward did the relationship pretty far, and let's just fast for or it too when maybe one of us is dead and we're not together anymore. You literally can't come back from this. I mean you really like this guy all the way up until that moment, Like what if he promises to never do it again and to always shut the door

in your presence? Because I kind of am worried about what else is going to come out of this, you know what I'm saying, Like like he really is just like, look, this is just how it is. This is how my family is. Like what other things do they do? Do they like drink off the milk carton right out of the fridge, Like I mean, what other habits are going to unfold in this scenario? And then he's going to just be like what, that's how it is. That's what people do. Well. I don't bring out of the milk

cart and then use a glass. I put glasses on top of the dishwasher, placed on the bottom. That's the industry standard. And you can close the door while you go to the bathroom. You should add that to your list absolutely, if Candon, if you give me another chance, I will close the door when I go to the bathroom. All right, Canda, would you like to go on a second date with Josh, we will pay for it. Come on,

I've actually promise is to close the door. You guys could go over all of your like boundary stuff at the next date. Oh that sounds fun. That sounds like an awesome date. Just discussing what you will and won't have in your life. Yeah, I gotta say, I feel like we've already been through a therapy session. It just might have been too much too. I think it killed all potential romance. Oh, I mean, I guess you can't. You can't really unsee or unhear what happens. You're absolutely right,

and this is for me. You know, if, Josh, you're not a terrible guy. I don't think that. I just I kind of feel like, maybe find someone else who's got the same kind of relaxed standards around those things as you do, and you'll be happier. Oh well, I'm really sorry to hear that, but you're probably right. Sorry, Josh, no second day for you, but thank you both three time. Appreciate it. Thank you. And before we let go, Josh, can you just tell me what you call it one

more time? Do you mean to poockoo? Yes? Thank you? Broken Jupil in the morning, move at ninety two point five