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She went to the retirement home. She went to the retirement Wow, it's amazing how all those things are the same. I know. Yeah, they're having fun over there. Kara is on the phone and apparently her first date with this dude was at the retirement home. I want to hear more about that in a second. That's an interesting date, Kara. How are you okay? The first thing that comes to my mind is you're like a gold digger date in a ninety two year old Alzheimer's patient. No, no, no, no.
The guy I know. I went on a date with a guy who volunteer. There's a good person. How do you meet him? Well, okay, when we met on an app and you know, he was funny and we got along. Like he plays a bunch of team sports, like he does a bunch of like those kind of leagues, and I do too, and it's fun. So we kind of talked about that stuff and we think we may have played each other before. That's a kind of funny. Okay. So how did he strike up the idea to go
on a date at the retirement home? Well, that wasn't it. He was like, let's meet up and he just said a street corner. Hum, well, that's scary. You need a dude on an app And he's like, just meet me at the corner of whatever and whatever. I mean pretty much, but I didn't read it like that, you know, like when he texted, so I didn't sound creepy at the time. Okay, but yeah, I mean he wanted to surprise me and I was up for it. So yeah, because surprise, this
can be fun. Yeah, they can also be scary, yeah, either one. But this turned out to be a fun surprise. Huh. Yeah. So we first met up and we walked for a bit and then he just said I'm going to bring you somewhere. So I was like, okay, you know, and I thought well, we're going to a restaurant or something, and instead that's when he took me to a retirement home and I was like, oh, okay, yeah he said, well,
he said he volunteers there sometimes. And then I was like skeptical, like that this was going to be fun at all, Like I just thought it was going to be lame, like and you know, he's going to try to teach me something or whatever and like a life lesson. Oh my god, But did he know all the like, was he friends with all the old people in there? Yes? Yeah, I have to be sort of cool like all the time.
I would fall instantly in love with him. Oh my god, old people are so cute and like someone who volunteers and not like out walking in your way or screwing up airport lines things like that. Yeah, a few people in a confined space, old people can be varied. Did you cut her nice? So? Did you enjoy the retirement home? Yeah? I mean my grandfather passed away pretty recently and it kind of reminded me of him, and that that was cute. And I don't know, and he was sweet, like Corey
was sweet. He was nice to them. They really got him. And we ate dinner with them. It was a wholesome time, like we played card games. It was all like, you know, but we did. We had one kind of awkward moment and it was like this woman who he you know, who lives there. She was like, are you a boyfriend and girlfriend? And you sort of said no, this kind of our first date and she's like, well you should kiss so yeah, gladdy, Yeah, she wanted some action. Yea,
you know they are fight. If you've heard about the STD reports, apparently you got to watch her. Yeah, that retirement home. So did you guys make out in front of him? No? I mean this is sort of his awkward pack on the cheek, you know. Um. And then the lady she clapped, that's really sweet. Why was that awkward? Though? It was just like, you know, like, are your boyfriend and it was just like I don't know each other and then being forced to kiss with old peering eyes
looking at you. So was that the most uncomfortable moment of the evening? Yeah, I mean it was fine. And then when we were leaving, he walked me back to my car and he kissed me for real. Well, oh, and that old lady popped up from the car seat in the back. I was like, yeah, the job, Yeah, I was up and you'd really get after it. No, No, how was the kiss? Yeah it was good. I mean it was just it wasn't like a big thing, but it was just really nice. It was like first state, Okay, Okay,
got it. But now it's been a week and he's like we're texting here and there, but he's not asking me out again. Okay. And if you tried to, like hint or have you asked him out? No, But it just feels kind of like I've been here before, Like you know when you're on these apps, like you go out like it's your job, right, So it's like and I can tell that there's no he's not really in any hurry to go out again. Like something's off and
I don't know what that is. So that's why I wanted you guys to help me find out, like what's up. And you were kind and excited about all the old people, right, because maybe this is like some sort of tests that he does with women to see, well they could be. It could be, but at the same time, like it was just so nice, like we just kind of hung out and played cards and like talked about stuff and it was just really it was easy. Yeah. Yeah, there wasn't any like in the back of my mind now
I'm thinking, was that a test? I don't know, but I don't think so. It just didn't. It seemed like it was just like, this is something that's important to him. But you were you were good with the old folks. He didn't try to like fight one of them. No. All right, well we'll play a song and then come back and call him to get your second date up date. Okay, okay, alight, hang on looking jubil in the morning if you're just
joining us. Kara is on the phone, and Kara told us all about her first date with a dude named Corey. They spent it in Heaven's waiting room, otherwise known as a rest home. Yeah, because Corey, I guess, the dude that she went out with volunteers at that rest home and he wanted to take her on a date there so they could spend time with some of the people that live there and they just hung out, had dinner, played cards and she said it was actually a lot
of fun. And Kara, I don't want you to blow this. I want you to get a second date I really do. Okay, are you so invested well, because Kara, you have an opportunity here that I don't think you realize. All right, retire holmes are really a great opportunity if you can get in because you can steal a lot of stuff from those people, like jewelry and stuff they don't even know what they have, like you can, really and once you're on the inside, it's hard to get in there.
Now that you're on the inside, this could be a great opportunity not only for love, but also to acquire some awesome jewelry. You are so after you awful. I mean, I thought at least you're gonna say you're gonna try to get in on somebody's will, not just up and steal from them. But they're still a lie. I got a buddy who works so when he sells bedpants wholesale, it's a ton of cash. So it's a great financial opportunity for you as well. Kara, Good chip, good chips,
Thank you, you're welcome. Any last words before we call Corey and see why he isn't calling you back for a second date. This one felt like a little different, like it was like we had you know, we had chemistry. It felt like it was going in the way that we like go out again at least, but it's just been fading and I don't know why. And Okay, so you like this guy and you definitely felt the central Yeah for sure. Okay, Well, I'm gonna doll his phone number right now and see if we can get them
on the phone. Here we go. Hello, Hi, gonna speak to Corey please speaking. Who's this Corey? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. How are you doing today? Sorry, I don't know why I said it like that. Sorry, Corey, I'm okay. Why are you guys calling me? Well, because we got an email about you from one of our listeners and they just said we had to call Corey and talk to them. I don't know why something like that either. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I think you guys might have like the wrong person. Um, well, I have a phone number here with this number that I just called, and it says their name is Corey and it says that they volunteer at a retirement home from time time. Yeah, that's me. Okay, so your old folks, Corey. I guess I don't I don't think is funny anything. It's very amusing. Corey. We're calling because we do a segment on our show it's called the second Date Update.
So we got an email from Kara, who you went on a date with to that retirement home, right right, right, um, And Kara wants to know why you haven't asked her out on a second date yet. She says, like she can sense that you're like falling off. Uh. Well, to be honest, I think like if I was to go out with her, it would be more casual than a relationship. I don't know if she's like exactly the right girl for me. So is it like you're not looking for a relationship or it's her? Oh I am, I am
because I am single. But at the same time, like, um, how do I say this? Just the ladies at the Old Folks Home. I volunte here there a lot, and they're like a big part of my life. They just don't think that she was right for me. Oh wow, So they're hating they're block in her. They just noticed a few things and they just didn't think that it was in my best interest or that it would work out.
Like over the years, I've been volunteering there a lot, and it's kind of like having numerous grandparents like looking out for you on why why? What specifics did they give the old ladies on why she isn't right for you? Um? Some of the stuff they said was like her outfit, it might have been a little inappropriate, all right, judge Betty's outfit. And did you tell them that she didn't know she was going to a retirement home. She probably would have dressed differently if she knew that that was
what was on the agenda. I did, I did. But yeah, seriously, she was wearing a skirt and like had her midriff showing a little bit, you know. Okay, so it's just kind of sexy. Yeah, yeah, she dressed like for a first date. You guys, Like they kind of didn't like that her skirt was so low and that her belly button was showing. I can kind of see that because not everybody has a belly button in the world. They don't dress like that in the retirement home. That's how
I pictured it. I mean, everybody had the belly button, but you didn't go around flashing it, you know. Okay. Besides, besides besides that, did they name other things. Well, now these are their words, not mine, but remember their words. They said the makeup was to hookery, hookery old women. Okay, sounds just like old women to me, didn't I take the judge off it? That sounds like how they would talk. I think she's fuckery. Why did you not defend her
or stand up for her? I'm just saying, these old ladies they give me good advice, you know, and I can't have them disgusted by my significant other. Now we've moved on disgusted. You said earlier, it's like you have a bunch of grandparents, so if you date her seriously, you feel like you'd be letting down your grandma's basically, yeah, yeah, okay, I just feel like you really need to school them in how a woman's dress does not indicate whether or
not she sleeps around. I mean, like you've been around old people, it's hard to change their minds. And also, who am I to argue with them? Like they have so much experience, you know, like, yeah, who knows how many hookers they've been with? Probably a lot. You know, you have no idea that they might be very school than that. Well, guess what, Corey, you know who might find this information interesting Kara, And she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk
to you. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Are you still there, Kara, Yeah, I'm here. Are you pissed? I'm pissed for you. Well, first of all, this was a surprise. You said the date was a surprise. So I'm thinking we're going to a bar and like it's a fort, like you know my pictures, you know what
I look like. You didn't think that maybe it would be a good idea to let me know, like I don't know, like dress like you would if we were going to church, of course, that would have been an interesting like text back of forth would have gone on that day. Okay, okay, I think you need to calm down a little bit. All right, just calm down down, Calm down, hookers, don't calm down that. Those weren't even my words, those were their words. I'm just explaining what
had happened. Also, like my outfit was a big like it was a skirt and like middraft like kind of shows, but not really like it wasn't even I mean you see my pictures, Like there's crazier looks than what I had on that day. So does she me way more hooker if you wanted? Yeah, pretty much. I'm just saying you did dress a little provocatively and they kind of picked up on that, and I have to kind of go with that because they're conservative a little bit like me,
you know, so conservative like you? Okay, Okay, so they think you're like pure is the driven snow? Right? That's the saying like, what if I told them that we had phone sex and what if I told them all the filthy things you said on the floor? Would they think that you're conservative? Now? Ok yeah? What would the gals down at the retirement home do with that knowledge? Somebody's a little two faced? Well that was that was something that was private within us, that wasn't out in
the public. We're not going out like that, okay, So it's cool for you. Can I say this stuff on the radio? I probably shouldn't, you know what. I'm not gonna go for a week about whatever you say. I would appreciate if you didn't tell everybody what I said, because that was private and that was between you and me. I thought we had like a moment, you know, not
to be sure moment. Yeah, no, I'm gonna because if i'm if I'm hookery, then obviously I bring that out in you because you couldn't keep from talking about this eye if you're and what you were gonna do with it? Again, that was private between you and I like a moment, But now I want to know what are you gonna do with it? Yeah? They want to compare notes. I'm just saying the ladies maybe they do have a point because look at this, because this is the type of
behavior that they're talking about, you know. Okay, again she's the hookery one here. This is so ridiculous, Like do you know what here it is? Do you have any idea? Right? Things like out on the radio in front of millions of people, you called me a hooker on the radio. So I didn't call you that and I did not ever say that, because that's not what I feel his old gal pals did, right heart? Yeah part of his group. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna ask a question anyway, Corey, would you go
on a second date with Kara? Will pay for it? You know what? I don't think that would be the best idea. Yeah, I think all of this is not working out like how anybody planned. That's fine, you're a nice guy, like I wish you could time try all to go find someone for you. So, sweetheart, you're on the phone on the radio trying to get a hold of me. So maybe you should time travel and go back to where so what to what before you made this phone call and embarrass yourself in front of the world. No,
I don't want to go out with you. It's a short time. Try to get offensive. You can try to be angry, but I'm not responding to their calls, and maybe you should stop trying to get a hold of me through the media. The only thing that I really find offensive is that you called us the media that's broken jewel in the morning,