On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripol...
Jun 28, 2025•1 hr 59 min
Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently. Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box! For Ali Siddiq's comedy visit: https://alisiddiq.com More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/broken...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 40 min
The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more! Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam and take control of your health! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, a...
Jun 07, 2025•2 hr 6 min
Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like st...
May 26, 2025•1 hr 32 min
SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation. Go to https://www.LiveLongerFormula.co...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 49 min
It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "...
May 12, 2025•1 hr 24 min
Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli. Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent...
Apr 28, 2025•2 hr 13 min
Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women." $THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't af...
Apr 21, 2025•2 hr 10 min
We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation! Learn more about HIMS and start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BROKENSIM. For 30-percent off your first order visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN, and use code BROKEN at checkout! For a limited time, Tempo is offering Broken Sim liste...
Apr 12, 2025•1 hr 57 min
Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much ...
Mar 28, 2025•2 hr 35 min
Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain. Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim! Hea...
Mar 17, 2025•2 hr 25 min
The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back! Visit tempomeals.com/BROKEN...
Mar 05, 2025•2 hr 16 min
The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more! Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! More stuff:...
Feb 28, 2025•2 hr
We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation! Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures! Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or...
Feb 23, 2025•1 hr 52 min
Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak. Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15-percent off with the code "BROKEN15" at www.theperfectjean...
Feb 17, 2025•2 hr 10 min
We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options! Head to cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30% off your first order! More stuff: Get ...
Feb 01, 2025•2 hr 2 min
Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulat...
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 52 min
Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan. Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial! Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized...
Jan 13, 2025•1 hr 44 min
Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione. Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedi...
Dec 24, 2024•1 hr 26 min
We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram...
Dec 13, 2024•1 hr 50 min
Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off. Go to http://sheathunderwear.com and get the most comfortable underwear you’ll ever wear. Use the code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent ...
Nov 30, 2024•1 hr 54 min
The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills." Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than losing weight during the fitness challenge. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonu...
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 52 min
The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! More stu...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news. Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! More s...
Nov 02, 2024•1 hr 25 min
We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and we talk a CRAZY conspiracy about Beyonce and Jay-Z. Mike Young has a new film called "Stealing Joke...
Oct 21, 2024•2 hr 9 min
We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation : https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli Social media : Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @john...
Oct 02, 2024•2 hr 9 min
This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation ...
Sep 25, 2024•1 hr 58 min
Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again. Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulatio...
Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 53 min
Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged? We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show. Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum. Vi...
Sep 09, 2024•1 hr 48 min
So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump. Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.co...
Aug 26, 2024•1 hr 55 min
