I'm A Taurus Magnet (Send Help)

Ken’s a chaos hurricane with a content calendar—and somehow, he keeps attracting grounded, snack-loving Tauruses. This week, he explores what that pattern might mean, whether you believe in astrology or not.

From a podcast rebrand spiral to emotional buffering from his best friend and husband (both Taurus, obviously), this episode dives into the value of opposites in friendship, love, and life. It’s not cosmic punishment—it’s cosmic collaboration.

👾 Also in this episode:

– Nintendo Switch 2 is out (Ken’s husband plays, Ken complains)

– Hunter Schafer as Zelda or Link? Both.

– Pacers in the finals? Ken has no clue what’s happening

– A “Redheads = Black people of white people” moment that made him log off permanently

– And a self-checkout rant you didn’t know you needed

✨ Whether you’re a sun/moon/rising girly or just someone trying to make sense of your people—this one’s for you.

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