Brant and Sherri bring in comedian John Branyan to help build a joke. Quotes: “I picked up a few Swedish children from IKEA and assembled them with an Allen Wrench.” “I have, in fact, removed the log from my own eye.” “I didn’t bring you here to judge me. I brought you here to organize this pyramid of skulls.” “You can’t just slap eyeballs on a Reese Cup and say ‘look I’ve created life.’” “Why did the Twinkie Guy have a rope? What was he rounding up?”
Nov 15, 2018•29 min•Ep. 831
Morning News Angst, Black Friday Spending, Fear and Anxiety, Same People’s Choice Awards, Honesty Cafe, Labeling Your Emotions, The Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, BONUS CONTENT: Mary Shelley Movie; Quotes: “Start your day with big picture stuff because your brain resets overnight.” “We experience so much pain from anticipating stuff that hasn’t happened.” “It’s wonderful and freeing to know we are not our emotions.” “No one has asked me about WWI in the last 4 years. I have all of this information.”...
Nov 14, 2018•23 min•Ep. 830
Hanksgiving, Who Gets To Define You, Survival School, SNL & Grace, Veteran’s Day, Breaking Animal News, Honesty Cafe, What to Tell Your 18 Year Old Wife, Brant’s Business Ideas, Wanting To Control People; Quotes: “I will celebrate Tom Hanks’ brother the entomologist.” “I’m grateful God doesn’t define us by our desires.” “When grace happens everybody marvels. It’s remarkable.” “The only way to enter the kingdom of God is like a child.”
Nov 13, 2018•18 min•Ep. 829
More You Than You, Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, Social Tip, Plans Thwarted, The Elite Kingdom Party, Pringles, Certified Show Puppy, Puppy Nightmare Stories, Jesus and Infuriating Grace, A Challenge From Eddie T, Radically Kind, Black Coffee Psychopaths, Deal Breaker, Church Potluck, Being Childlike, Listener Uniform, World War 1 Anniversary; Quotes: “Emotion has been sparked.” “What if my plans thwarted actually freed me?” “There’s a guy with a bowtie on the can of Pringles.” “The puppy ate the si...
Nov 12, 2018•26 min•Ep. 828
Men & Women Washing Hands, Politics and Unity, Spice Girls Reunion, A $3 Ticket to See Duran Duran, You’re On Your Phone Song, Elections and Anxiety, Breaking Animal News, Resentment vs. Gratitude, Being Childlike Election Day and a Cause, BONUS CONTENT: Riding Bikes and Dunkin' Donuts; Quotes: “Remember the Spice Girls? They were all different spices.” “Duran Duran is out there. Do you want to see them?” “Unity is remarkable.” “You can see how anxiety increases the less we trust in who God ...
Nov 09, 2018•17 min•Ep. 827
Enneagram Notes, Don’t Be Fearful, Pastor Appreciation Month, A Puppy in the Studio, Repentance, Selfies, Signs You’re Getting Older, You Being Evil, BONUS CONTENT: Significance; Quotes: “I can be deeply disturbed or a crackpot.” “Jesus treats us like we need a doctor and He’s it.” “America has football planned for the weekend.”
Nov 08, 2018•23 min•Ep. 826
The Toyota Pizza Truck Robot, Politics and your Dad, Social Tip, All God’s are the Same, Believing in Science, Never Getting to Puppy Day, Caring What People Think, Jesus the Disciples and the Fish, Breaking Animal News, Dogs in Charge, The Thai Cave Movie Awards, BONUS CONTENT: Things Fall Apart; Quotes: “It’s a giant robot truck that makes pizza. What could go wrong?” “Be patient with people. They’re trying to be smooth, too.” “This show is just 2 friends goofing off.” “We should at least cons...
Nov 07, 2018•24 min•Ep. 825
Rocket City Trash Pandas, Honesty Cafe, Halloween Candy Tariff, Guys and Shirt Colors, Netflix and Dogs, Liam Neeson Taken Again, Your Job as Ministry, The Answer for Hope, The Twitter Like Button, BONUS CONTENT: Talking to Animals; Quotes: “The Steelers makes no sense.” “Candy is the price of doing business in this household.” “Why can’t anything be face value with you, Brant Hansen?” “Leave space for someone else that has a different viewpoint.” “We need people being faithful with what God put...
Nov 06, 2018•20 min•Ep. 824
Disappointed By Us, Deal Breaker: 5 FT Away, Follow the Money, BONUS CONTENT: Confident But Not Good
Nov 01, 2018•18 min•Ep. 823
Peace, Pay-Per-View Golf, The Prize Wheel, Walking the Faith Alone, BONUS CONTENT: The Church of Satan and God’s Authority, The Show Is Headed to LA and Sacramento; Quotes: “We don’t have to live with fear all the time.” “Who knew you could buy a prize wheel from IKEA?” "The amount of freedom God gives us is disturbing." "It's so rare for us to come to the end of ourselves." "We're still gonna broadcast out of the same $5 studio."
Oct 31, 2018•24 min•Ep. 822
Shock Jock, Having a Soft Heart, Candy Corn, The Pittsburgh Shooting, How to Approach God, When God Doesn’t Take Weakness, Not Listening, Prize Wheel, Fruit of the Spirit, Men and Women Differences, Moody and God’s Love, BONUS CONTENT: Halloween Decor Response; Quotes: “It’s a gift from God to be at peace.” “You get one life to live. Do you really want to live it riled up at the news all the time?” “Brant, spin that wheel.” “God left heaven to dwell with filthy, messy us.” “We’re giving you the ...
Oct 30, 2018•19 min•Ep. 821
Walking the Faith Alone, Sci-Fi Question, Read About Jesus, A Challenge from Steve, God and Doubt, Mordor Family Feud, When Life is a Breeze, Talk People Make More, What People Think of Us, REPLAY: Colliding Neutron Stars and Avoiding Sin; Quotes: “I’m baffled how much God loves us.” “After 39 our overreaction time gets quicker.” “A statue of your dog PLUS all the life saving surgeries. You make the choice.”
Oct 29, 2018•18 min•Ep. 820
Men’s Reaction Time, How God Loves Us, Christmas and Neiman Marcus, Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Jesus and Action, Yelling at the TV, Jesus Is Surprising, Mac and Cheese, Everything Is Fine, When the Focus Is on Me, How God Sees Us; Quotes: “I’d like to emote about the awkward jog of gratitude.” “Everyone has words but Jesus actually had action and sacrifice.” “Mac and Cheese is gonna be a thing soon.” “To grow up is the goal.”
Oct 26, 2018•18 min•Ep. 819
Greek Hero or Prescription Drug, Introvert/Extrovert, Eugene Peterson, Jesus Being Annoying?, Jolene, Extra Three Hours of TV, Morbid Football News, Breaking Animal News, The Worlds Best Show, Museum of Disgusting Food, Obedience, BONUS MATERIAL: God and the Fish; Quotes: “My cousin took tyclerimus and now he has no eyebrows. We don’t think it’s funny.” “This football is morbid and sort of existential.” “Everybody gets a passing verdict on everything you do. Welcome to 2018.” “What makes obedien...
Oct 25, 2018•25 min•Ep. 818
Mr. Unoffendable, Sci-Fi Question: IQ vs Grocery Stores, Your Computer Password and Spirituality, Praying, Eugene Petersen, Reseting the Brain, BONUS MATERIAL: Sherri’s FB Live, CURE For Your Birthday; Quotes: “How does Brant even know my favorite grocery store?” “Praying and walking in the morning helps me sense that I’m not alone.” “We’re gonna have a salt and beef casserole.” “You don’t need a PhD to understand the Kingdom of God. God doesn’t leave out the illiterate and uneducated.”...
Oct 24, 2018•29 min•Ep. 817
I Am With You, Grouch Day, Neglecting the Spiritual, iPhones and Llamas, Studying Instead of Doing, Emailing the Wrong Person, How God Thinks of Us, Joke Spa, Breaking Animal News, We Need Reminded; Quotes: “Brant Hansen just wants to help people move up the ladder.” “Calm down, guys!” “What you think about you is not what God thinks about you.” “God’s love is deeper than anything we can fathom.” “We need to be reminded more than we need to be instructed.”...
Oct 23, 2018•24 min•Ep. 816
Title with No Raise, Actually Guy, Feelings Follow Actions, Brant Hansen Jingle, Archaic Fruit of the Spirit, Breaking Animal News, The Patience of God, God & Sarcasm, The Lottery Bankruptcy; Quotes: “God’s patience is breathtaking.” “God himself is saying ‘you don’t think like I do. You can’t’” “I’ve walked through first class 10,000 times and I’m whisked to the back before I can even ask the people up there a question.” “I bumped myself up to Captain of the show.”...
Oct 19, 2018•18 min•Ep. 815
Soul Fatigue, The Royal Baby, Being Late and Optimism, 9 Productivity Mistakes, Jesus Throwbacks, Breaking Animal News, National Failure Day, The Sleep Study, Actually in Sunday School, The Fruit of the Spirit, Brant’s Basics; Quotes: ‘“This breaking animal news is freeing for everyone.” “If you profess Jesus you’re going to be in a family with a bunch of people that drive you crazy.” “We can’t keep up with science. We’re throwing in the towel.” “Exclamation points are reserved for the special m...
Oct 18, 2018•18 min•Ep. 814
Mime the Movie, The Situation, The Bible Project, Jesus and Politics, Breaking Animal News, Discipline and Freedom, Awkward Conversation, Justification, I Love You (In Theory) Song, The Diet Pop Study, Spiritual Conversations, The Brant Hansen Jingle; Quotes: “Sherri do you want to sign up for mime school? There are things that aren’t revealed to lay people.” “Jesus is remarkable for not bending to the politics of His days.” “Discipline IS Freedom.”
Oct 17, 2018•19 min•Ep. 813
Brant interviews Mike Donehey of Tenth Avenue North about there new project titled Things We've Been Afraid to Say
Oct 16, 2018•22 min•Ep. 812
Sci-Fi Question: Being Late, Hurricane Michael, Tiny House Agitation, Brant Hansen Jingle, Brant’s Basics, A Challenge to Brant, Social Media Strategy, Crabby Old People, Owning Your Mistakes, NBA Warning; Quotes: “You’re so vain you probably think this song is about you. Don’t you?” “I get really agitated about the tiny house show.” “When there isn’t a good attitude the jingle fizzles out.” “Just because I don’t see the reason for something doesn’t mean there isn’t one.”...
Oct 15, 2018•19 min•Ep. 811
Unity and Politics, An Extrovert Question, Pets and Costumes, God and Mystery, A Confidence Boost, BONUS CONTENT: Being Like Jesus; Quotes: “We want to talk about something bigger than politics.” “Unity is how people know who Jesus is.”
Oct 12, 2018•24 min•Ep. 810
How You Feel About the Way You Look, Sin Substitute, Breaking Animal News, What Introverts Like, 96 Year Old Job, The Space Cow, Brant’s Basics; Quotes: “I know I’m not a cow. I’m not crazy, guys.” “Sin substitute reinforces selfishness and keeps you a baby” “No one is talking about the Harding administration. No one is even fired up about it anymore.”
Oct 11, 2018•20 min•Ep. 809
Sci-Fi Question, God and Other Religions, BONUS CONTENT: Single Women Friends with Married Men; Quotes: “God is not a formula or a math equation.” “Verna, here’s 5,000 dollars in cold, hard Kohl’s Cash”
Oct 10, 2018•22 min•Ep. 808
Freaking People Out, Joke Spa, Social Media & Politics, The Vacation Survey Brant’s Basics, University of Illinois Wins, The 8 Year Old and the Viking Store, BONUS CONTENT: Innocence and Dogs; Quotes: “I tensed up during the silence.” “God is the crafter of your spirit and relates to you spiritually.” “Something sports happened this weekend.” “Most people put their faith in their own rightness.”
Oct 09, 2018•28 min•Ep. 807
WebMD, Loneliness, God and Culture, Brant’s Basics, Halloween and a T-Rex, The Devil, Breaking Animal News, The Meteor Phone Case, Welcome to the Show, Snakerson’s Revisited; Quotes: “Sin drives us away. “Devil” means divider.” “If the God of the Bible is true wouldn’t it rub up against every culture on some level.” “What God is actually looking for is humility.”
Oct 08, 2018•21 min•Ep. 806
Group Think, Holiday Spending Already, Brant’s Basics: Anxiety, Breaking Animal News, Tips for a Get Together, Gossip, NBA Starting, God and the Spinning Earth, Being Pulled Apart, BONUS CONTENT: Phone/Computer Integration; Quotes: “When we’re anxious it’s probably because we don’t trust that God will solve the situation the way we think it should go.” “As an anchor it’s my job to tell you what to think.” “It takes a tremendous amount of pressure to change our first impression” “I like to bore p...
Oct 05, 2018•22 min•Ep. 805
75,000/Night Hotel Room, Evangelism, Nobel Prize, Kids: It Goes So Fast, Repentance Endings Netflix, Traffic, NBA Starting, Brant’s Basics, Breaking Animal News; Quotes: “Sherri eliminated herself from the Nobel Peace Prize running.” “Blessed are the Peace MAKERS not the peace lovers.” “I’d like to see some shows end in a mushroom cloud.”
Oct 04, 2018•20 min•Ep. 804
Brant’s New Gym, FB Down, The Truth Will Set you Free, Breaking Animal News, First Date/Take Your Phone, Walnut Cracking, Kids and Screens; Quotes: “I’m not man enough to drive a Mustang.” “Don’t end up like me. That’s all I’m trying to say.” “Jesus doesn’t just have the truth He IS the truth.”
Oct 02, 2018•20 min•Ep. 803
God and Music, Confounding Bible, Thinking About God, Lil Xan, Cognitive Biases, New Glasses, BONUS CONTENT: Getting Older; Quotes: “Hopefully we get wiser with age and that’s compelling.” “God will not be relegated to a formula.” “I don’t want to be dark mustache guy.” “I don’t know the rap game. I know that disappoints people.”
Oct 01, 2018•22 min•Ep. 802
