Your Work as Worship, Sunday Scaries, Father’s Day, Sharing Jesus, Alien Planet, First Date Budget, Forgiveness, Baby Sea Turtles, Welcome to the Show, Top Gun 2 Movie, BONUS CONTENT: Race and Respect; Quotes: “Worship really means work that shows God’s worthiness.” “You need to have a repertoire of animal noises as a Dad.” “The alien dads got it the worst.” “This is my second baby turtle story in the last 2 weeks.”
Honorary Doctorate, Food Ordered/Spider Killed, Rules People, Brant’s Island, Sherri’s Encouraging Travel Text, Listener Uniform Update, We’re Not Good, Angry at Christians, Night Owls; Quotes: “Sometimes people think my ideas are sort of brilliant but also far fetched and silly.” “We pray for wisdom because most situations don’t have hard and fast rules.” “There was sarcasm dripping from each word of my text.”
We're Not Preaching at You, First Date Texts, Controlling People, Your Mom and Science, Electrodes and Movies, When You Don't Deserve It, Breaking Animal News, Loving Difficult People, The "Rock" Shoe, Magical Thinking, Listener Uniforms, Working Unto the Lord; Quotes: “There’s great reason to be thankful for everything you have even if you worked hard for it.” “I guess sending 65,000 texts after a first date is too much.” “How do you know the dog was in shock?”...
Man Saves Kid, Men in Community, The Televangelist and the Plane, Little Brother Annoying Advice, Needy People, Accordion Treat, The Caffeine Study, Freedom from God, Dealbreaker; Quotes: “I challenge little brothers to perfect annoying your older siblings.” “Men need community.” “You did all of this so you could sing Don’t Stop Believing.”
NBA Finals, Serving Others, Honesty Cafe, Yelp Review Suing, The Jesus Question, Epic Spelling Bee, BONUS CONTENT: Talking About Races; Quotes: “That’s much funnier when you’re Pentecostal.” “I want danger in my Spelling Bee.” “We’ve re-created Jesus in our own image.” “And behold I saw a giant pie chart unfurled from the heavens.”
Marriage, Solo Movie, Joke Sa, Diet Tips, Sharing Your Faith; Quotes: “I don’t need to make myself discontent.” “Please don’t start a nerd fight, please.” “I get worked up about Star Wars and coin collectors.” “Marriage is about serving. 100% serving.”
Hip Hop Abs, Low Grade Guilt, Bugs in Groceries, Be Still and Know, National Days, Proverbs 16, Social Tip, Our Intent, IPhone X, The Bible Is Relevant, Royal Weddings, BONUS CONTENT Sherri’s Book and Facebook; Quotes: “Some news is best left untouched.” “I will teach you how to be…if not the life of the party, at least someone who is allowed to continue to be there.” “No one says the word “calamity” enough.”
Just a Little Anxiety at Work, Show Dog, Jesus on Twitter, Survival School, Stamp Collecting, Breaking Animal News, Worry, Welcome to the Show, Tiriva Couple, Teddy Sea Turtle, Handle It Now; Quotes: “We’ll wait right here while you name all the shows that do theological turtle stories.” “You want just a little pinch of anxiety at work.” “As a dad I defend my kids against a culture that does not share what we think is important.” “Jesus is either crazy or a liar or He’s Lord…trying to come up wi...
Moving Tips, Proverbs 23: Talking to Fools, Welcome to the Show, Crackling Body, Persuading People, BONUS CONTENT: Loneliness and Feelings Lying; Quotes: “If you want to persuade, it’s going to be in relationship or not at all.” “As you get older you’re like ‘why is my crackling. It never use to crackle.’” “Sherri you spoiled the Bible.”
Breaking Animal News, You’re Welcome Here, Texas School Shooting, Brant’s Ugly Shoes, Encouragement, No Salt Shakers, Mason From Maryland and Grace, Give God a Hand; Quotes: “I need to talk about a real and present danger when it comes to coffee time at church.” “You know whenever an animal plays the piano it’s going directly on the air.” “These are objectively hideous shoes and I know it.” “I understand why restaurants won’t trust us with the salt shakers.”...
Love, Teens and Isolation, Royal Wedding, Negative Comments, Kelvin vs. Calvin, Breaking Animal News, 25 Year Old and High School Football, Love: Full Price, BONUS CONTENT: We’re Back! Quotes: “We weren’t made for isolation.” “I guess they had the Royal Wedding without us.” “God’s not jealous OF us, He’s jealous FOR us.” “Remind yourself of what is true and how God views us.” “A lot of times birds get a bad rap on this show.”
Brant Hansen Show Jingle, Heaven, Listener Uniforms, Rambo Returns, Suggesting Unoffendable, The Kid on the Subway, The Royal Wedding Trust in the Lord, Your Job and Serving Others; Quotes: “”Try to untangle whatever it is I just said.” “Well, that was a scripture stew.” “Heaven is everything we ever wanted but even better.”
Your Personal Jingle, god Wants to Enjoy You, Joke Spa, What Attracts Women, What Really Matters, Self-Righteousness, The Graduation Rule, Honorary Doctorate God is not an Equation, Brant Cries; Quotes: “On my spa coat it says “The Brant Hansen Spa”. I need everyone else to settle down.” “I have to be careful I’m not focusing on things that don’t matter as much as the kingdom.” “There’s always someway to humble ourselves and it’s really healthy.” “Sherri’s defending your face from my content.”...
Don’t Be Anxious, Orbiting, National Day of Prayer, Breaking Animal News, I Don’t Know, Blind but You Don’t Know It, Jesus and Control, Being a Senator, BONUS CONTENT: Soap Operas; Quotes: “I notice I worry about things more when I’m not close to God.” “I will have a string of Sherri’s in here.” “Animals don’t worry about what may happen. That’s unique to humans.”
National Salad Month, Loving Your Enemy, Mother’s Day, Traffic/Rock/Paper/Scissors, Men and Women Losing Weight, Kids & Pets, Happy at 40, Gladiator of Knowledge, Breaking Animal News, BONUS CONTENT: Spending time with your kids; Quotes: “So there’s this guy that hates me…” “Humans always seem to want to be something else.” “Ignore comparisons with people who are more successful than you are.” “I’ve honorarily accredited myself.” “Hook me up to a lie detector test and ask me if I want pelica...
Your Job Approach, Our Self-Righteousness, Brant Hansen Jingle, Social Tip, Teaching Job in China, Jesus’ Apprentice, Honesty Cafe, 19-Hour Flight, BONUS MATERIAL: Young Men and Pornography; Quotes: “The show jingle that’s falling apart is coming up.” “Self-righteousness is our universal problem.” “I’ve spent the last few hours learning social skills and I will impart that knowledge coming up.” “One way to combat self-righteousness is to apologize.”
Avengers, Everybody Has Faith, Nastagmas Comeback, Welcome to the Show, People Believing in God, Breaking Animal News, BONUS MATERIAL Selling the Tardis; Quotes: “One way or another we’re all living by faith.” “It looks like Im gonna run out the clock of my life without a snappy comeback.” “Stick with this show. There’s no reason to be threatened.” “I have to align myself with the people God aligns himself with.” “If I have to go theological to make people get on board I will.”...
Better Than Normal Show, Amazon and 6,000 Dogs, Old Bands and Tours, Smart people Being Right, The Hammer Museum, Being for people, Wisdom, Barry and Sherri, Trusting God, Scarecrow Robot, God Loves Me, BONUS CONTENT: Our Self-Righteous Minds; Quotes: “We will have a meaningful compromise and get 3,000 dogs.” “Just because you’re smart doesn’t make you right.” “If I were an unbeliever and read about Jesus I would at least wish it were true.”
Can I or Must I, Brant Hansen Jingle, Breaking Animal News, Waffle House Shooting, Amish Romance, Survival School, Fast and Furious animation, Trusting God without Emotion, Jesus and the Humble, Forgiveness, BONUS MATERIAL: How to lose weight; Quotes: “We all want to believe we’re morally superior to others. It’s a human problem.” “I would love to have been mauled by a bear.” “Social Media arguments are never successful.” “I hope the Royal people had a real good baby.” “Your Godly family is dive...
Speedway Card Selection, Our Brain as Press Secretary, In the Mind of a Guy, Wanting to be Moral, The Royal Baby, Social Media Failure, Your Godly Family, Nastagmas Question, Social Tip, The Outdated Kick-off, All About Relationship, BONUS MATERIAL: Engaging Story Podcast; Quotes: “Can you humble yourself and re-think?” “This show is weird and honestly it’s going to stay weird.” “Wonderful things can happen in my head.” “I think a lot of people have the wrong ideas about wildebeests.” “Even if w...
Making It About You, Breaking Animal News, How to Wear a Cape to Work, Having Your Beliefs Mocked, Brant Hansen Show Jingle, Building Your House on Something Solid, No More Superheroes, Paying for Facebook, Being Around Sinners; Quotes: “Please accept this Breaking Animal News story at face value and let your heart be warmed.” “I’ve dreamed of a robot barbershop quartet for a very, very long time.” “What we see from Jesus is fearlessness.”
I Don’t Have it Today, We’re Always Right, Brant Hansen Show Jingle, Reducing your Job, Gwent Paltrow Mother’s Day Gift Ideas, Don’t Be Anxious, Robot Squid; Quotes: “When you hear the show today please know at least the effort was there.” “We all shouldn’t be as sure of ourselves as we are.” “He was thankful for the zombie raccoon story we had on the show.” “Jesus knows the stuff we’re facing and he’s still telling us not to be anxious.”
God as your Assistant, How to be Happy in 1820, Working no to Work, Interior Design, Being Wrong, I Told You So, Brant and Lebron, Anxiety and Depression, Being Stressed Out, The Mt. Everest Workout, Low Level Guilt, BONUS CONTENT: Setting up the perfect society; Quotes: “We tend to treat God like he’s our personal assistant.” “Avoiding your job is sometimes harder than actually working.” “Instant expertise is what you’ve come to expect from the Brant Hansen Show.” “That Brant of the past was re...
We’re Reminding you, Bible in China, Accordion Study, For the People, Risk at Work, LotR Heroic, Octagon of Knowledge, Work is Good, Breaking Animal News, The Culture has Changed, We’re the Weird Ones; Quotes: “The accordion made everybody sad.” “The Bible is so irrelevant that the most populous nation in the world banned it??” “This is the ‘Whether She’s Prepared or Not I’m Plowing Ahead Period Show.” “So when we lose we lash out and try to mock my unitard? Is that what we do?”...
“Bounce”, Wedding and Gifts, Your Job is Worship, Shock Jock, Got Noise Request, Smiling and Being Cool, Marriage and Jesus, Jesus Trillion Dollar Challenge, welcome to the Show, Jesus and Other People’s Faults, Save the Alien Planet, Who is the Greatest, Jesus & the Righteous Mind, National Autism Month, BONUS MATERIAL: Miracles; Quotes: “I’ve been told I’m not allowed to ‘bounce’. I have to ‘leave’. “I don’t think we’re supposed to TELL people to buzz.” “Does Jesus allow me to point finger...
Doubting God, A Servant’s Heart, The Epic Koala Picture, Self-Justification,The Advice Goats, Good vs. Bad, Sci-Fi Question: Rent vs. BFF, The Royal Wedding, Coachella FOMO, Rationalizing Things; Quotes: “We’re predicting the koala photo will go viral.” “Many people doubt God because of fear of being let down.” “We all are rationalizing and self-justifying machines.” “We’re holding Sherri’s BFF convention. She has 5,000 BFFs.”
Working Through the Layers of the Show, Breaking Animal News, Looking for a Sign, Is Sarah There?, He’s With Us, Joke Spa, Let’s Marvel More, Tax News, Rapture Prediction, Your Brain is Blocking Alien Life, Google Ganger, Smells and Mood Changes; Quotes: “Thank you for getting through the layers of the show.” “We’ll be better with our words tomorrow because it’s Tuesday.” “You’ve pinpointed a key part of my spa ministry: Understanding.” “That was really insightful once he got it all together.” “...
Feeling God’s presence, Praying for wisdom, What to look for in a man, Reverse Karaoke.
Brant interviews a group of women about: Feeling judged by other women, the Proverbs 31 woman, and Christian Women Conferences.
He is in Charge, Defined by Your Work, New to the Show, Shock Jock, Your Ego Story, The “Lord”, Breaking Animal News, Buying When Sad, Your Job is Significant, Pocket Dial Invasion, You’re Welcome Here; Quotes: “There’s a joy in knowing you’re not in charge.” “You know your ego is enflamed when it hurts when someone bumps into it.” “You can now find out the racial breakdown of your dog.” “That’s 2 breaking animal news stories today that weren’t up to snuff.”...
