Honorary Doctorate, Forgiveness, Rocky Calls, The Monday Song, Writing a Complaint Letter, Re-thinking, Pedestrian Speed Bump, Take a Cold Shower, Job Perspective, Love VW. Like, 37 Cities to Visit, Pre-Existing Conditions, Not My Circus/Not My Monkey; Quotes: “We’ve taken the lowering of standards to new levels, academically.” “We look to forgive because forgiveness has been extended to us.” “This is like Rocky Balboa squared.” “I don’t need my brown fat activated.”...
May 09, 2017•23 min
Neighbor of New Kittens, Social Media/Spiritual Discipline, Autism, Understanding God, Less Legroom, Gluten Free Meal, Honorary Doctorates, Breaking Animal News, Almost First Class, What Clears Your Mind?, Welcome to the Show, Saying “Good-bye”, National Chicken Respect Day, Having and Making Peace; Quotes: “If you think it’s obnoxious for us to make each other laugh on the air you should see us off the air.” “If God has a mind bigger than ours maybe He has reasons for things we can’t understand...
May 08, 2017•22 min
National Day of Prayer, Honorary Doctorates, When Are You an Adult?, Sci-Fi Question: What are You Awesome at?, Save the Alien Planet, Trying to Smile, When You’re Betrayed, Love Not Like, How Jesus Would Be Treated What Moms Want Listener Uniforms; Quotes: “I submitted an application to my self to become a fully accredited institution and I went ahead and accepted the application and approved.” “The throw doctorates around like candy now.” “Jesus knew we needed a Savior not just an advice-giver...
May 05, 2017•26 min
Saying "Good Morning", Word of the Day Gas Pump, Trust God with Your Personality, When You Became an Adult, Self-Control, Sherri as a Normal Person, Mordor Family Feud, Breaking Animal News, Jesus Unites Us, Calm Guy Getting Robbed, Fight for Contentment, New Giraffe Name Quotes: “When one part of your body of Christ hurts we should all hurt.” “I like the new drafted quarterback for the Steelers because of math.”
May 04, 2017•22 min
Jesus Asking Questions, Fear of Birds, 0 Interest Joke, Going Back in Time, Breaking Animal News, Judgmental, Brant's Prom Story, Prayer, National Lemon Day, Ryan Leaf Letter, How to Use Social Media, Church Greeting Time; Quotes: “We just want to be affirmed all the time or we get really angry.” “2 llamas at a wedding makes as much sense as throwing rice.” “There’s a fire in my bones that rages against proms.” “Even though I don’t always feel like God is there I still pray. It’s called faith. I...
May 03, 2017•26 min
4 Habits of Happy People, Breaking Animal news, FB Flea Market, God Speaking Through People, Octagon of Knowledge, The Duck Story, Honesty Cafe, Singing Sarah, Admin Day Revisited, Bible Survey, #Fyre; Quotes: “Are we going to judge a cat for getting C’s?” “We have access to the animal news back channels.” “God gives us rules so that we can thrive.”
May 02, 2017•29 min
All Blessings from God, Executive Admin Nightmares, Dog vs. Bear FB Controversy, Rusty ol’ Tools, Have You Arrived?, The Juicero, Joke Spa, God Change Character, Actually Guy/Gal, Depression/Gratefulness, Summing Up Suffering, Unicorn Frappuccino; Quotes: “I give administrative assistants nightmares.” “God can take a bunch of rusty ol’ tools and make something beautiful with them.” “I need you to settle down in the Joke Spa.”
Apr 26, 2017•29 min
Administrative Professional Day, Advice for Awkward Guys, Buy a Town, Air BnB Shire, Coaching Not Judging, Dog or Bear, Forgiveness, The Giant “S”, Being Single, The Kingdom: Different Authority Structure; Quotes: “I’m intimidated by Administrative Professionals. I feel like they’re looking through me.” “We have a staff of people getting you the breaking animal news you need.” “I don’t think letting go of anger is weakness.” “Contentment is the answer for me.” “You can tell it’s a bear by the ey...
Apr 25, 2017•22 min
You’re Welcome Here, Being Humble, Honesty About Walking Away, Too Nice to Brant, Most Beautiful Woman, Joy Changes Everything, God Changes, Dog Advice, Pride, Fast Furious Good News Bad News, Don’t Worry, Travel Into Brant’s Brain, Triflin’, What I am Here For, Little Tiny Metropolis; Quotes: “God’s looking for humility.” “Most people that walk away from God want to act like He walked away from Him.” “Maybe Julia Roberts listens to the podcast.” “We’re dialing the silliness on the show back for...
Apr 24, 2017•37 min
Depressed and Grateful, Breaking Animal News, Forgiveness, Social Tip, NPR Is Stealing Our Stuff, Church Greeting Time Revisited, Game Night at the Hansen’s, National Autism Month, Save the Alien Planet, Going to Church, Dealing with Anger, Bible Experts, Friends on the Radio; Quotes: “Sherri’s aware and I’m not.” “We have breaking animal news from someone who as anointed themselves a correspondent.” “Forgiveness doesn’t mean trust.”
Apr 21, 2017•24 min
Brant Hansen Scripted, Unoffendable: Dog and Neighbor, Running to Suffering, Saying “Hi” to Introverts, Knowledge vs. the Heart, Breaking Animal News, We’re Forgetful, Social tip, Accordion on the Plane On a Mission for God, Cleveland Shooting, Words your Mom Used, Busy w/Netflix; Quotes: “They’re going to string you up and beat you like a piñata.” “All religions DO NOT say the same thing.” “You may see me more as Mr. Bean but I see myself more like Thor.” “We’re not just supposed to collect fac...
Apr 20, 2017•36 min
Getting Things Done, Being a Fixer, Breaking Animal News, Things That Scream Insecurity, World’s Loneliest Easter Egg Hunt, LotR Gym, Yearning for More, Kids Learning to Lose, How Do You Shine, Sneezing vs. Weight, Easter Changes Everything, We Don’t Have to Debate; Quotes: “You don’t have to fix everything. Maybe sit back and watch God fix it.” “Misfits and Mutants are our listenership.” “You shine when you love the people around you without self-interest.” “i can make anyone feel less than in ...
Apr 19, 2017•39 min
Cookie Flavored Cookies, Autism Awareness Month Wonder Woman Movie, Diet Pepsi Army, Contrived Scarcity Psychology, Thor Trailer, Easter Sunday, Chaotic Life, Uncle Brant Winning, Changing the World; Quotes: “Cookie flavored cookies? Okay.” “As a Christian you see value in odd people.” “My job is to bring things down. Your hopes and dreams on the floor.” “Those are imported kids.” “The resurrection shows God is going to set all things right. It was the first step.”...
Apr 14, 2017•29 min
The Resurrection Disruption, Accordion Mood Boost, Peeps Walk Back, The Leaders We Choose, Save the Alien Planet, We’re Forgetful, Coffee/Sleep Study, Breaking Animal News, Give Yourself a Little Margin, CURE in the Desert, Mime the News, CURE on CNN, Joke Spa; Quotes: “My hot take is balance. That’s my hot take.” “I use an app on my phone to remind me when it’s time to complain.” “It’s hard to simultaneously be grateful to God and complain at the same time.” “Fade out the music and let everyone...
Apr 13, 2017•25 min
Peeps, Palm Sunday, Not Going to Church, Staying Together, Social Tip, Greeting Time at Church, A Personal God, Target Beckham Fight, Husbands and Friends, God As King, Video Game Scholarship, Honesty Cafe, Real Relationships/Conflict; Quotes: “In life, if you’re going to run away from problems you’re not going to grow up.” “Being a disciple of Jesus is not an ‘individual’ sport.” “If she were better socially she would have continued talking about acid in the stomach.” “Don’t aggress. Initiate.”...
Apr 12, 2017•26 min
Palm Sunday, Song of Advice, Ath-leisure, Panera Salad Gone, Save the Alien Planet, Distraction from God, Bracket of Awesome Winer, Processing the Resurrection, Romaine Calm, Transformers 14, Be Skeptical of Yourself, Breaking Animal News; Quotes: “We really do get fooled by politics sometimes.” “I’m asking for you to wait before the alienation kicks in.” “God is the Father you’ve been yearning for.” “He’s the King. I’m the Donkey. I’m happy with that.” “I have to entertain the idea that I can b...
Apr 11, 2017•31 min
Grateful, Being a Skeptic, Peeps Pizza, Dr. Whoa, Obese Cartoon, Your Job is Worship, Forgiveness, Dog Date, Are You For Real?, Maturity and Reputation, Amazon Reviews, Grammar Vigilante, Breaking Animal News, Who is Laura Vandercamp, Knowing God; Quotes: “Unforgiveness to Jesus is intolerable.” “This is not how Hunger Games went down on the Bible” “If you’re Doctor you can’t say ‘whoa’” “The Grammar Vigilante is a hero.”
Apr 06, 2017•23 min
Brackets of Awesome, Fate and Furious, Not Participating in the Culture, Singing on the Worship Team, Correction Guy, Breaking Animal News, Star Trek Influence, Your Influence, Deal Breaker: Getting Shorter, Mind Your Business, Your Worldview, Have Fun at Work Day, The Company You Keep BONUS MATERIAL: Mike Pence Controversy; Quotes: “There’s a dog named Bob who is a friend with a hamster and a parrot.” “You’re not crazy if you don’t fit in with culture.” “I lost 28 golf balls because I can’t see...
Apr 05, 2017•31 min
Forgiveness, Talking to Unbelievers, Moving, Top Books on Amazon, The Space Walk and the Saxophone, Middle School Advice, Seeing the Beauty vs. Religion, Caffeine and Capillaries, Grover Request, 5 Times the Caffeine, Why I Am a Christian, Petting Zoo Breaking Animal News Correspondent, Thank the Source, Grateful, A Joke for Monday; Quotes: “I don’t get a commission if a person becomes a believer and I’m not punished if they don’t. That frees me to love and actually like people.” “Listening help...
Apr 04, 2017•21 min
April Fool’s Day, Can You Hear Us?, Pray for Wisdom, Honesty Cafe, Parents Losing Sleep, Read JRR Tolkien Day, Worry, Sci-Fi Question: The Voice, God in the Silence, Podcast Spike in Azerbaijan, Pranking Yourself, The Show Is Like Chocolate Bacon; Quotes: “I had baby goats going all the way.” “People think we script the show but ask yourself would you script THIS?” “It’s in the silence that God gets a chance to help us process things and make himself more obvious.” “At first, this show is repuls...
Apr 03, 2017•21 min
God Gives Rest, Content or Successful, Most Annoying Sound, Justifying Decisions, Welcome to the Show, Breaking Animal News, Introverts at Work, Having Joy, Low Fat Kit Kat Bar, Is It Helping?, Starbuck’s On Us, Sherri’s Apology; Quotes: “As a father, God knows you need rest.” “I will propagate this information with every fiber of my being because it affirms me.” “Doesn’t mean it’s right just because you did it.”
Mar 31, 2017•28 min
Annoying Conversationalists, Signing up for a Cross, The Bishop TD Jakes Dream, The End of the World, Cancelled Reality Show, Deserving of Love, Are you Worshipping You or God, history Segment, April Fools Pranks, Key Fab Car Finder, Not Pushing Our Beliefs, Breaking Animal News, Made for a Different Home, Gated Community of Jesus; Quotes: “Believing in Jesus means you’re signing up for a cross.” “In my mind i knew I was going to WWI information.” “We’re about to tell you when the world is about...
Mar 30, 2017•22 min
Our Brains and Names, Kinds in the Church Nursery, National Happiness Day, God and Flowers, Tom Cruise’s New Move, We’re Forgetful, Honesty Cafe, Karaoke Apology, Complaining, Dealbreaker: Mr. Mullet Man, Being Controlling, The Top 16th Podcast; Quotes: “This show is the roller coaster you want to be on.” “Is it possible God enjoys making stuff so much that he makes it over and over again.” “Tim Tebow’s right tricep is not as impressive as the left tricep.” “I hope you’ve braced yourself emotion...
Mar 23, 2017•25 min
The Method and the Message, Breaking Animal News: The Giant Chicken, Honesty Cafe, The WWI Request, Brackets of Awesome, New Monopoly Pieces The Taxes Game, Being Spiritual vs. Busy, Sci-Fi Question: Itchy vs. $500; Quotes: “How did I not know about this chicken?” “Our methods and message better match.” “I’m going for a theological point and this music is for Steamboat Willie.” “The news about Jesus is supposed to be Good News. A proud person can take good news and make it bad.”...
Mar 22, 2017•24 min
Breaking Animal News, First Day of Spring, Grumpy Old Person, German Broken Light, Misfits Welcome, We Need More Jesus, Vocal Inflections in a Job Interview, Jesus Answer to Religion, Honesty Cafe, Wanting Drama, Kamikaze Karaoke, Love People Now, Food Break Down; Quotes: “This is an allegedly highly rated show.” “Why are we fluffing the fur of otters?”
Mar 21, 2017•25 min
Karaoke, Jesus as a Teacher, Brackets of Awesome, St Patrick's Day and Olga, Compliment Moose, Your Value, Saxophone in Space, Social Tips, Explaining the Show, Dragging the Show Along;
Mar 20, 2017•21 min
Forgiveness, Grammar Guy, Honesty Cafe, Brackets of Awesome, Philosophy of Life, Save the Alien Planet, Egg Notifications, Asperger’s on the Phone, The 2 Questions of Babies, Welcome to the Show; Quotes: “Everyday we have to live in the reality of what God has done for us. That’s the only way we can forgive people.” “You think you’re the big grammar guy, right?” “The match up is between Lebron and Baby Goats and I don’t want to sway you either way.” “If your philosophy of life doesn’t bear up un...
Mar 17, 2017•27 min
Breaking Animal News, Your Job is Worship, New Clock Start, The Humble vs. The Proud, Brant’s Irish Accent, The Culture is Not Happy, Survival School, Real vs. Fake, Job Misconceptions, Love Is Not a Feeling, Sci-Fi Question: Brand New Car vs. 2 Inches Shorter; Quotes: ‘We’re the only show that still has a wire thats dedicated to animal news.” “If someone is trying to get you to buy a goat for more than $300 they’re ripping you off.” “Jesus doesn’t separate us by good or bad. What matters to him...
Mar 15, 2017•25 min
God's Calculus is Different, Joke Voice, Honesty Cafe, God Speaks in Little Moments, Brackets of Awesome, Being an Introvert, Men and Loneliness, You're Welcome Here, Blame Daylight Saving Time, Love Those That Disagree with You, BBC Interview, Don't Give Up; Quotes: “Normally when I field your complaints I have to come up with excuses but Daylight Saving Time is what I’m using today.” “I will whip myself into an energetic frenzy by the end of this song.” “I’m always waiting for a big moment to ...
Mar 14, 2017•21 min
Love Something More, Money Injuries, Consultants, Amazon Contemplate, You’ll Be Weird, Brackets of Awesomeness, Compassion Leaving India, President Physical Fitness Test, Sci-Fi Question: Big Portrait of You, Unorganized People Weekend Plans, Jesus Moments; Quotes: “It’s not enough to walk away from something. You have love something more.” “Did you just hi-five yourself?” “If you decide you want to be a follower of Christ you’re signing up to be very strange.” “We’re trying to climb the ladder ...
Mar 13, 2017•26 min
