Boys Gone Wild | Episode 191: The Old Man and the Tree
I had my (Horatio's) gain waay too high so my audio is fucked. SORRY. We talk about the mystery around the Sycamore Gap felling and why Andrew wouldn't be a pro golfer.

I had my (Horatio's) gain waay too high so my audio is fucked. SORRY. We talk about the mystery around the Sycamore Gap felling and why Andrew wouldn't be a pro golfer.
The boys are back to analyse another buisness card from their local shaman spirit healer, how we would fix HS2 and how crime is definitely on the rise in London.
Andrew gets Horatio drunk again and they discuss how much they think about the Roman Empire and why their answers are so different.
Andrew has nearly bankrupted himself buying a state of the art eletronic notebook called 'the Remarkable 2'. On today's episode we discuss what makes this notebook remarkable and why maybe Andrew doesn't feel remarkable enough on his own.
In a special episode this week we're joined by the brilliant Australian stand up Dan Rath. Dan and Horatio met in Edinburgh and talk about Harry Potter improv musicals, digital weirdness and existing outside social media.
Horatio is back from Edinburgh, Andrew is back from his exes wedding and the spanish FA president's mum is on the lowest stakes hunger strike of all time. There's a lot to cover!
From the last week of the Edinburgh Fringe. Horatio Gould sits down with Edinburgh newcomer nominee Paddy Young to discuss L Ron Hubbard, Donald Trump's mugshot and Putin's latest antics. Sorry for the delay in the posting it's been a long month!
The boys are back to talk how fucked up 'Punch and Judy' is, the new nappy adverts using the term 'poonami' and the discovery of the medieval phenomenon of 'The Anchorite'
The boys talk about the history of the toilet, the science behind boiling water taps and review Oppenheimer.
The boys talk about rules at public pools, pitch a new superhero film and review Greta Gerwig's new film 'Barbie'.
{Discussion about Matty Healy starts around 47:70} This week the boys discuss magicians revealing their tricks, why Horatio doesn’t like massages and the Matty Healy Malaysia controversy.
The boys discuss whether they would marry a pornstar, Andrew nearly going to WWE money in the bank and the new mission impossible
In a big week for naughty boys we discuss the Huw Edwards and Jonah Hill contraversys aswell as Andrews fury at Horatio for turning all of his white clothes green.
The boys talk about running into Stewart Lee at Glastonbury, trying to work out the plot of Bananas in Pyjamas and Andrew reviews Wes Anderson's new film 'Asteroid City'.
The boys are back from Glastonbury. Both having very different experinces. Horatio had a lifechanging three days of spiritual connection to the land through the magic stone circle whereas Andrew exclusively pooped himself the entire time.
Horatio is back from Slovenia to discuss how we'd deal with Germany if they started WW3 and pitch a new invention 'the Piss Hoover'.
This week the boys discuss the moral limitations of Aesops fable 'The Tortoise and the Hare' aswell as their shared hatred of suprises and Horatio's Dad's inability to give advice that isn't "Hostile Takeover!".
Andrew has only spoken to our handymen Steve and Tony for the last four days so comes into the podcast with an a rabid ferosity of a man still readjusting to civilisation. We also talk Philip Schofields BBC interview.
In todays episode we discuss Andrew getting a tattoo at the same time as Richard Hammond, John Tickle walking on custard and Eamon Holmes going off on Philip Schofield.
We talk getting too drunk while shooting branded content for a golf company, another underapprieciated tweet from Horatio and we discuss the recent contraversy with Philip Schofield.
The boys discuss what are the values of ‘the Gentlemen’ and whether by getting rid of them we are throwing the baby out with the bath water. We also talk about how unhinged the national conservative conference was this week and an update on Andrew’s fitness journey.
This episode we talk about Andrew quitting his vape, the coronation and Hogwarts Legacy.
The boys recount playing badminton awkwardly while two guys pray to mecca on the edge of the court, Andrew is a victim of theft and Horatio is back crushing Civ VI.
Andrew and Horatio went to centreparcs with the boys for 4 days for an intense competition of human sporting excellence. We also talk about Alec Baldwins charges getting dropped and the Dalai Lama.
The boys be talking fat jeans, just stop Oil and A.I.
Andrew went on a soul searching journey to Dublin where he realised hard truths about himself. Horatio went to the south of France to his first ever wedding where he eat the worst meal of his life.
The boys discuss Horatio's stoner film idea 'I Daniel Bake', Andrew's anxious night at a Casino and why this time Trump is being treated unfairly by the law.
The boys are back at it again talking about day drinkers in Wetherspoons, what Kier Starmer would sound like if he grew up in Apartied South Africa and the worst pub in London.
This week we talk about BODMAS, how to properly use a middle finger and how to solve the Met Police.
The boys discuss how annoying it is when pizzas not cut before it's served, try and work out what 'The Whale' is about from the poster and of course discuss Gary Lineker. Discussion starts around 47 minute mark.