Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion as advised. It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast hosted by an already married couple, with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it.
Stay horny bitches. Hih hi, Hello, Welcome back to another episode of your favorite sex podcast, Bottled Up Bitches with Me Rihann and me Adam Hi Adam, Hello, We've had such an eventful few days and I thought before we dive into it, we could just get like a little check like, how are you, how's your how are your days? How are you feeling emotionally? I'm feeling pretty good emotion very tired today. You and I both sister. Yeah, in the case of the leaps, yeah, I
was. I'm really like struggling to keep my eyes open. Yeah, I don't know why. You know, it's been an eventful few days and working and you and I and yeah, yeah, I don't blame you. I definitely have like some work I want to do after this, but I'm going to try and go to bed early tonight. Yeah. I think that would be super helpful for us. We've been up to all kinds of good things. We've been making new episodes with the Patreon. Don't forget to go join
the Patreon and join a few of our new patrons. Shout out to Billy and our newest patron, Patrick aka Curly. There's a good chance if I see you, you're gonna get a nickname. Billy doesn't have a nickname, but Billy has such a good name, Like, Yeah, why would I nickname someone named Billy as opposed to Patrick? Uh huh, go pat uh huh Patrick Starr. No, he's got good curly hairs, he is. Yeah. So any any new things with you? Not necessarily how about you?
I mean, what are you doing? I recently liked your little booty hole, recently looked on my little booty hole. That's kind of the whole premise of today's episode is is your your first experience? Yes, you haven't had. What are your prior experiences with any type of booty play? Okay asked and answered, have you ever been curious about booty play? Like on you, has that something that's ever crossed your mind of like I wonder if
I would like that? Or yeah, I mean I think like it's come across my mind of like I wonder what that would be like would that feel good? And what would like what would that'd be like? Well, I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think of the way to phrase it, just like what would what would booty play look like? Like? What would that be on me? And stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, okay,
because we had a really good at this point. You know, people may already have listened to our girl Chat episode with Daisy, but she had a good conversation with us recently about booty play and how she eats the groceries, which you hate. I hate that term. I hate that term eating the groceries. But she was like Rihanna, are you out here eating the groceries? And I was like, that's good point, Like I have never thought about it at all. You haven't brought it up to me at all.
And I didn't really think about it. Dare I say at all? Yeah? I mean I don't think I thought about it, Like I don't think I ever had this like, oh, I want to try that. It was just more a curiosity thing. Yeah, I got really empowered to be like, Okay, like you and I are going to do some good booty play here soon, and I'm going to I'm gonna get all up in that with my mouth because I like that step one. I don't know if you would ever want any type of booty penetration. Yeah, I don't.
I don't know. We'll make our way to that one. But this is a good dip in the toett Yeah, a good place to start. I do think it was something that was out of your comfort zone that you were willing to try. Correct. Yeah, So that's the preface, backstory, the lore of it all. So our original plan was to split booty play into two days, one day of you playing with me one day and me playing with you. So last night we decided to have my day. So I took a little edible. You did not. So I was nice and
relax and just like in good spirits. Yeah, and I was nervous. I think you were nervous that I was too tired. Yes, by the end of it all, it seemed pretty like sleepy and I was, Yeah, I was, but I was still like I don't know. I feel like we're getting really good at scheduled sex, but it doesn't pull me out of the mood one hundred percent. Sure, Like you looked at me. We got in bed for a little while and you were like, are you too sleepy? And I said no, and I like we just like made
out for a second. It was so nice, like yeah, yeah, like I felt very happy with it all, Like I'm being very excited about how scheduled sex isn't feeling too awkward and that I am still in the mood. Yeah, And if anything, I'm like more in the mood than before, even though I know what's going to happen tonight, you know what I mean. Yeah, So I don't remember everything because I'm I'm not good at that, but I know we made out. Take me, take me, I know, why give me, give me, give me some of the
last night so well, I mean, so we planned last night. I think you mentioned that was going to be a you U night. I was going to do booty play on you. Yeah, so we I just started kissing on you. We started kissing. You wanted your blindfold on. I love yes, okay, I love my blindfold. Yes. Yeah, so you wanted your blindfold on, so I put that on you and I started kind of like massaging you a little bit, and then I went down on you for a little little while. Did you did that? You did?
Okay, I remember this. And then what we kind of had decided to do previously was you were just going to put like a butt plug in. Yeah, and that was kind of going to be the extent of it. Yeah, we wanted to ease it out because like there's a lot of booty play and we don't have to do it all at one time. Yeah,
and neither should you. So just know that, baby steps. So last night was going to be I never had a butt plug in me during vaginal penetration, so I thought that would be a fun, first simple experience. Yeah, so that was kind of the plan. So I went down on you for a little while, got the got the the butt plug ready, looved it up and kind of was trying to massage your booty a little bit with it. But it was just it was we're in a weird position.
We're in a weird position, like it was, And I also like, let me ask you, like, does massaging it with the like did that do anything? Just kind of rubbing the butt plug on you. You know what it does because let me tell you why. When we have sex every once in a while and I'm on top of you, yeah, I will rub like your whole penis like across all of me. Sure, like you know, front to back. I shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that.
Cross contamination, but it's not unheard of. Okay, So no, like massa massaging the hole itself is nice, Like I do enjoy that. It's like a good gateway, you know what is a good gateway before the plug that we should do more. And you tried, you were tried, You were trying, you were going to you were massaging a little bit more with your hands, and you were definitely gonna try and use a finger in me, but your nail, you nails were too long. Like immediately,
like I clammed up and was like I don't like this. Yeah, I think it just takes more like this with your finger, just a good rub down around my anus and like you know, Mike check me a few times. You know, we need more of that, and I need to be comfortable with that because I am not the most comfortable with your hands, like all up on my whole. I still get nervous about it. I do.
I do, Like you were doing that yesterday and I was like, but I know immediately felt your nail and I was like, I should speak up, I should speak up. I was very nervous. So you're doing a great job of giving me like a safe space to speak up without being judgy. Yeah. So I was like, so already were kind of struggling a little bit with that, and then yeah, you got the it's a glass butt plug and you kind massage me with that for a little bit.
But like I know, it was tough because you don't know where it is, like you can't feel exactly where you're playing. So like I tried to help and like massage myself with it, but overall we were just in like the wrong position. I need to be less shy. I should have been like on all fours. Yeah, yeah, you were on your back, we should say. Yeah. So that made things pretty difficult. So yeah, I just had a burst of energy where I was like I think.
I was also like you were doing a great job like fingering me, and like I was aroused already. Then I was like I want to put my mouth on you. I want to go down on you. So, like you were like on your knees on the bed, and I gave you like a little bit of a blowy. And then I was like, oh, you never gave me any kind of blowy. No, I just used my handsle Oh, that was a joke I made because you made a joke before that. You I think you did this on the Patreon about how I've only
given you dry hand jobs. Yeah, so immediately started giving you a dry hand job, and I was like, wait, we have lube, Like yeah, just doused my whole lower half with lube. Like, let's get some lube on you. Yeah. So I was like okay, and like you were on your knee. So this was the perfect point for Rihanna to
play mechanic and check what's underneath. Well, I didn't even really It took me in a second to realize what was going on, because you didn't say, like, you didn't really say like, oh, I'm gonna now mine, I'm gonna go I'm gonna lick your booty. You just you literally that's what you said. You said, I need to check what's under the hood. Oh, and I didn't know what what you were talking about. Or what you were trying to do. Oh no, I didn't like you didn't
give me consent. Well, I wouldn't say that, like you just like like by the time you did anything, I realized. But I just didn't know what you were trying to readjust your position I was you were, and I just didn't know what your goal was because you're any hole as a goal. You were just like I just got to check under the hood, and I was like, are you just trying to get to my ball? Like what are you trying to do here? So I put my head in between
your legs while you were like standing via your knees. So I was giving you a front way handy. Yeah, you're giving kind of like a reach around. I was giving you the old reach around and giving you a little handy. But my face was underneath your sack. So I just started sucking on them balls. How'd you like that? You know? I don't know
what was that good or not good? It was because I usually like usually you're on your back or something so like or you're just front facing me, so like I licked them, but I've never had such underneath and there's been such in a position where I could be like directly underneath the ball. So I was like I put them in my mouth, I like gravity do all the work, and just sucked on them. Think what, I don't know, you've sucked on my balls before and it's hurt. Like I think you've
used you too much suction and let the gravity do the word. Yeah, I think like just kind of having them in there and I don't know if you were just like switching them around. Whatever you were doing last night felt really good. Ball's mouth wash. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what, but but it it was harder when you're like laying down because I'm trying to like I enter and like section them, like the balls you're trying to Yeah, you're having to like hold them up. Yeah yeah, but no
last night that what what whatever you did was really killing it. Well, well it cracked me up because you ended the okay, so that's happening. You at one point pulled yourself like pulled your body, you moved your body forward, which in results which resulted in your balls leaving my mouth and and you just slid your full ball sack across my whole face. Yeah, it was like it was like a slow mode sho movie where earballs were just on
my face, slowly dragging, really just dragging across my whole face. And it cracked me up. And you didn't even know that that happened. I was like, is everything okay? You just dragged your balls across my face? Like I just got what is happening? But little did I know? You were like, oh, I'm gonna come, so I'm trying not to. And I was like, oh, thank you. Yeah that was good. I didn't expect that, so I'm glad you enjoyed. No, it
was really good. Yeah yeah, And I mean even just like having a little bit of lube like a handy that the non dry handy was like, who would have known? It was really nice? Yeah, No, it was really good. I you know, during ballplay, I realized I was like, okay, what may You're just under there? My balls are in your mouth and you're having full like realizations and just sitting there thinking I was.
I was having a full synopsis and game plan in my head because I was like, okay, like, you're you can see the taint, you can see everything I'm underneath. I'm underneath the garage, and if you're gonna do this, you kind of have to not be scared, and you just need to get in there, girl, Like, if you're gonna do this, you bett do it right, because nothing nothing I hate more than like like a skinny tonguecause you're scared. Okay, Like, no, I'm gonna
flat, I'm gonna I'm gonna guzzle your bits a popsicle. Yeah, I'm gonna full tongue you. Every piece of this tongue is going to be in your body or on your body. It's happening. So yeah, I just was like, all right, uh, the map says due south, these are the balls, so here we go. So yeah, I started just fully licking the taint. So starting with just that of me, of us making tongue to taint. How that feel for you? It will go? It was a shocker, like I think it just surprised me. But no,
it felt really good. I don't really know how to explain it. I wish you would. I don't know how Okay, it just well it just felt yeah, I mean it just felt really nice. It was like a I mean, it was just felt like a nice little massage. Yeah. Yeah on the tank, which I mean I think is a very sensitive area. So so it sounds like you very quickly got over the shock. Yeah you didn't feel super shy, No no, no, no, I really didn't. I was actually surprised how not shy I was. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, And you did like take a shower earlier in that day, so I'm sure that helped you feel more confident. Okay, So, and then I continued to go south to find your bootyhole. Correct. I think I found it, and then I kind of like started playing everywhere around it. I think I got nervous. Yeah, you didn't do a whole lot I did. I didn't like tongue yeah hole yeah. Yeah, it was kind of more taint play than it's my first time. Yeah that's fair.
I'm not judging your time, so I'm getting used to it all. Yeah. But the best way to put is that Daisy put it in perspective where she was like, well, it's skin, It's gonna taste like skin, and I was like, thank you, big facts, big facts. So yeah, I just kind of was like, okay, I'm just gonna I just kind of got all up in those cheeks and that was fun for me too. Toy. Yeah, Like, how how was every like? How what were you going through your mind and what were you feeling about it?
You know, it's so funny because the conversation with Daisy, we talked a little bit about hair, and like, how did I feel about that situation? You don't have as much hair obviously in the deep of your crack. So if I felt nervous or was like I need to bow out, I started to bow out and then was like, oh, there's hair over here. Best go back into the crack. So like the safest place was
the crack. The safest place was your asshole and your crack because there was no hair there compared to like the tank, compared to like your ass cheeks. And like, oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like go being in deep in the in the the foundation of yours, there's last hair in the butt and then there is on the button. It's better to as much as internal cheek play is scary, external cheek play is hair is hair. Yeah, so you either need to get over
you're scary or it's gonna get hairy. Yeah. So yeah, but I did. I used such nicely you. It was such a nice little butt. So yeah, I had a good time, Like I was like, Okay, I'm really into this, and I was getting a really good handy, and you were giving me some like moans of affirmation, which you don't do, like you're not very vocal, so when you were it really just heightened me up. Or I was like yeah, and I was just down there and I did I bit on your booty cheeks a little bit, and
did you yeah? Oh, I don't think I even remember that very lightly, but I definitely give you I definitely bit on you a lot. Yeah, I give you a lot of like more really sloppy kisses, like all up in your crevices. And then I would almost like suction with my lips a little bit and just give you a little gnawse, just a few little iron which I wish you would do on my clip. Really. Yeah, Ever since that Broad City episode where she was like too much teeth, I
was like, that's a good idea. I think you should not a little bit on my clip. I want to see how that feels, like just like a little pull away, just like a yeah, okay, I think we should try that. Here's where I'm scared, because I have this little gap in my teeth and I'm afraid, like skin's gonna get in there and I'm gonna pull. It's gonna like pinch your clip. Don't push down that hard, don't be don't be like gap forward in your your oral play.
It just happens. No, I want like like let me use your finger your fingers cleaned. Yeah, sure, So like if this, if your pinky's my clip, I just want a little bit of like because you do a lot of like, you know, like mouthplaws. This is wild. I want just like a little like a like that, like just a little pool away, just like a little like you know, like we do their tongues like when we make out hard, we kind of like tongue play. Yeah, a little tongue sword fight and then you bite the ship out of
me. I don't bite you a hard. But that's why I wanted my clip. Got it? Okay, thanks very thanks for letting me tell you. But uh but yeah, no, you gave me a few moans of affirmation, so I was all in. I was like, I'm just gonna keep I'm just gonna go down, go down hard and get my tongue and mouth fall up in your bits. And I did that and I feel good about it. Good and then you came all over me I did. How'd you feel about that? That was fun? Yeah, I uh, I
mean it was clearly gonna happen mm hmmm, based on our angles. But yeah, it was like just a little like all over your tummy good. Yeah, yeah, it was fun. You don't have to explain your ejaculation. I was just like referring back to your experience. So handy, handy and uh, you know, full on oral play for you. I mean it was the most oral experience you've ever had. Yeah, and me too. Yeah, how would you sum up the experience? Well? I enjoyed
it. I enjoyed it. It felt really good. It was probably one of it was No, I'm gonna say it probably was like the best handy you've ever given me. Sure it may have been in my top non penetrate style experience experiences. You're basically sitting orgasming. That was yeah. I didn't think I was going to enjoy like you just sitting on my face. Yeah, no, that's just kind of what happened. It was a good time.
I was very surprised, how like on non shy I was yeah, daring it me too, So, yeah, this is not really good you just kind of like, oh that, God didn't I did? I really did. Yeah. I was kind of like there we sixty nine a little bit we did. Yeah, Like while you were down there and doing that, I started like munching on you. You did? So is that is that the kind of have we been doing sixty nine wrong? Yeah? It kind of like yeah, it kind of worked out yeah, and informed and
way like yeah, especially if my knees are up. Yeah, like it was the trick. Yeah, it was a pretty easy angle. I wasn't like straining to get to you. So that's probably the way we would have to do it. I want to know if that's an US thing or everybody of like, hey guys, hey guys, common blow Yeah, ADM is sixty nine ings like, I don't think have we been sixty ninety wrong by
having me on top? Here's where I'm gonna say, No, I think what we did is in like because sixty nine is like both oral, right, Yeah, like you weren't really you were oiling my butt still it was still oiling. But like I think the idea of what I'm not devaluating your oil experience. I'm thinking but whenever people make talk about sixty nine y, I think it's like my penis in your mouth, my mouth on your vagina.
We didn't do that, and I don't think that we could do where we were sure, but we have done it that way and we just didn't like it correct. So I think this is like our. I think this is another version of a sixty nine different. We're not like the other girl. Yeah, this is it's me going down on you and you giving me a handy and eating in my butt in. But is it something that you like would do again? I think that this is the only way to give
you hand jobs now. Not only is this a regular thing, this is now. I'm like, no, this is our. This is I can't do anything else but that now, all right, And which is pretty easy because like you're a cleanly guy and you also always take a shower most nights. Yeah, so I don't feel shy about it at all. If anything, Yeah, I'm like, okay, Like this is not an occasion. I feel like actual, like penetrative anal is more of an occasion, like we have to we have to know ahead of time. But in regards to
handy's blowies and just general sex with that, we don't plan. I do not feel like I need to have a plan to munch munch your booty cheeks. Yeah, yeah, it can kind of just happen. Yeah, I feel good about it. It just happening. Yeah. I enjoyed it. Yeah, and it worked really good angle for me. Good because it definitely worked out because whenever we talked about it and in practice, in my mind, I was always going to have to be at a very like we thought
you were going to have to be high. Well no, well yes, but that's not original. Oh okay, it just meant like relaxing. I mean more like my position would have to be like like I always I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to be like on my back and my legs pulled up and like stir up position, like you're gonna put you in full OEGI N position. Yeah. So this worked out that. I think this helped that I didn't have to do all that. I could just like sit on my face, yeah, which kind of I don't know, worked
better for me. It was a great angle for me. Yeah. Yeah, it was really easy for me to like move myself up. I think at one point I kind of grabbed you and like pulled you down so I would get to the right angle when I was going upwards. Yeah, up the crack but no, Yeah, it was really good. It was a wild position to be in. Yeah, I never thought I would be underneath
you. Well, we we've done that, like sitting on your face, like me sitting on your face more as a joke, like more as but very like when if you ever sat on my face, Well, you've done like I never fully sat on your face, but you've like kind of joked with and been like put those balls on my face and then I'll just kind of tea bag you and then that'll be it. But we've never it's never been like a full experience. Yeah, how do you like when I sit
on your face? Because I don't do that? There. I love to see you sitting on my face. I don't do it very often. It's very fun. Yeah, okay, I guess that should sit on you. I don't you don't like ask me to like get what you want? Boy, use the ustrue voice, yeah, outside voice. Yeah, okay, but no, I like it. I don't know what that is. It's very fun, I guess for both of us. Now there's just a couple of chairs. We're just a couple of chairs. Should I ever? Should
I be nerves like getting pink Guy? No, because I clean as long as it's clean. I cleaned, I scrubbed it, dubbed in there. Okay, so I think you should be fine because I still want to get pin guy, Like why'd you get me? Guye? And I'm like, my husband's out on my face. He likes it, enjoy it. I mean, I've never gotten pink guy. Okay, so there we go.
Get as long as long as as long as I clean before, like we do any of that, Okay, Like this is only an activity that happens after I take a shower, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I am for both of us, Yeah, for both of our sakes. Yeah. Well, I interpreted that that you were saying, like you only go down on me. That's not how I was interpreting. That's not that's not how I all the time. That's
not what I meant to say. That's why I tried to rephrase it for me, for you hold on, for me to feel comfortable you lick in my butt, and for you to be safe and feel comfortable licking my butt. It only happens after I take a shower. Yeah, is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, No, it was really good. I really enjoyed it. It was really fun knowing that, like you were two different occasions, you had to stop me a little bit because you were going to
come. So that was really that was really hot. I enjoyed that, Yeah I did. Yeah, it was a good experience. I loved having your balls in my mouth. Yeah. Yeah, No, I masturbated earlier that day in preparation. When where was I? You were here? Were you in the bathroom? No, you were in the showers when you went to go take a shower. Oh okay, right when you got home, Yeah okay, and then I took a really quick shower. No, before you took a shower, but you were in the bathroom for quite a while.
Well, I was. I got on canvas, you got you were doing stuff. You're doing stuff off the toilet, on the toilet. But I do feel like if I hadn't done that, I would have just like straight up shot ropes, you know, shot ropes, like yeah, okay, when do you think we'll get to a point where we can have multiple sessions? I don't know. I feel like we could do that now we just need to like start it earlier. Okay, you know what I mean?
Yea, yeah, because I feel like when when you finish, it's like, Okay, we're done here and we could like continue Yeah Okay, Well I'm just saying we can do that. Okay, Well then let's do that. Okay. Okay, you heard it here first. Okay, Well we can do that. Yeah, I'm excited. So now the next thing that we're going to have to do is me and not check it out, Yeah, and figure it out. Get you a give me in the right position, get you in the right position. You're gonna have to like really
trust me, spread yourself, open yourself up to me. Would it be better if you were like handcuffed? Do you think that would make it easier or worse for you? I don't think it would make it easier for either one of us. I think I have to be on all fours, I know, but you can be handcuffed and on all fours. Oh okay, I don't think I have much of a preference on that. Okay, I
didn't know. If it like it's the blindfold that enhances the experience for me to get out of my head, correct and I didn't know if like the cuffing situation would almost like change the dynamic there for you a little bit. I don't know. I'm not afraid to try, and I don't necessarily feel shy about the situation. I do feel a little shy about the situation, sure, but you see my before, I've seen it plenty of times.
Yeah, So I mean I shouldn't feel that shy. I just think that there has to be a little more focus and and such in regards to getting a butt plug inside of me. When you say focused, what do you mean? I feel like it can't be an afterthought. It's not like a a shove situation, you know what I mean. It has to be gentle. Yeah, yeah, that's fair, I agree, mm hmm. And I'm excited for you to use your hands, but yeah, we gotta get your nails cut. Yeah, yeah, I turn these guys down. Yeah,
I think there's about that time. Anyway. I think I think I think like leading with your fingertip for a while would also help. Sure. Yeah, I'm excited, I'm nervous. I just don't want to get hurt. Yeah. I don't want to hurt you either, So we just have to figure that that part out and figure it out and do it and do it to it. But it'll be good, I think so. I think we can get it. Yeah, take a few tims, trial and errors. Yeah, have you read anything? Have you are you using any?
Are you educating yourself at all? Are you winging it? Im kind of just winging in right now. I mean I'm going to educate. I just don't know what. What would I look up? I don't know, tips and tricks for anal, anal for beginners, anal for beginners? Maybe? Yeah, yeah, find something that. Let's see what comes up when you look at anal for beginners. Let's see what comes up. Let's see if people have like tips, good kIPS, Cosmopolitan or Bad Girl's Bible, how
to have pain free anal? Sex, the Bad Girl's Bible, the Bad Girl's Bible but costs. I'm very interested in what they say because they have some insane tips. Yeah, you've talked about your experience with Cosmopolitans before. This is forty tips. Though. Let's see picture. It is like a man like falling out of a flower. Oh okay, it's like okay, okay, ie. When people don't number things like words, number one. Heat okay, Tip number one, heat things up with toys or lube.
Yes, do that. Go to the bathroom right after you're done. Yes, But that's just like peeing after vaginal intercourse is a must to help prevent uties. It's important to go to the bathroom after anal as well. Uh number three, understand your butt is probably going to queef? Is it still a quef? If it's out your butt feel like it's a fucking fart and we're not talking about it. Well, I guess a quef it's just air. Just means it's not getting air, was popped up and now it's coming
out, So I guess, So, I guess. I'll you have a higher risk of contracting Sti's that's not it. These tips are not where I want him to be. Oh. I want the tips to like tell me how to successfully do this, not scare me. Yeah, I know, especially those of you who are SIS women, anal sex can increase the risk of STIs, especially if hygiene is not all there, explains somebody Important.
In fact, according to her, SIS women are at least seventeen times higher risk of contracting an STD during anal compared to vaginal okay, well Jesus, but like, I'm curious what the science behind that is. Yeah. Yeah, Like I'm not saying they're wrong. I'm just like I'm curious why that is. You're just like that's the thing, and they're not really telling us why. Yeah. Well I don't have any STDs, so we should be good there. Yeah, sit this one out. If you have haemorrhyans,
well sure, yeah, uh tell something we don't know causes six. Sorry, but you actually can get pregnant from anal sex? What what can we get pregnant? Kind of? If you're not quick and throw with cleanup, you could have a surprise. It's okay, Well it's rare if your partner ejaculates inside your anus but isn't careful when they pull out, semen could leak down and get inside the vagina, thus resulting in a pregnancy. Okay, we use condoms. Yeah, it's like a pool pregnancy, you know,
all right? I want to know how often? But that was a wild way to member name that number one. It's clicked bait. Seven. It's perfectly fine to have anal sex while you're on your period. Well, yeah, why wouldn't it? This is just me being I mean, it's technically fine to have sex, but vaginal sex when you're on your period. Douche or don't douche. It's up to you. Yeah, Okay, so far,
like everything's pretty I haven't learned any besides besides their convolution. Yeah, I think we need like, yeah, we're looking for like, how do we loosen your asshole? That's what we want to go to the website that Bad Girl Bible nine. Please don't look to pornography, guys, don't look to pornograph. Yuh, depictions of anal sex as a model for how you think anal sex should go in real life. Focus on pleasure not orgasm. Yeah, engage in aftercare, have a safe word stop. Yeah, make
peace with the fact that anal sex is anal sex. This I will say is like the Christians, are they trying to like give us be like make us feel a little shame that that that sentence has packed a little bit of shame. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. I hate that by saying, like, get over the stigma, you're implying that there's a stigma. We should just live like there isn't one. But that's just me being at an asshole. Okay, so let's go. Let's let's go to
not Cosmo because Cosmo sucks. Let's do a bad Girl Bible, says the Bad Girls Bible. Twelve tips of bacon asa, Okay, What you need to know about anal sex? The pros and cons of anal sex? Okay? Oh? Two? Do you use? These are questions and then a full article not what I was not what I was sucking? Number two was do you even want anal sex? Yes? Number three? Yes, yes, and please three communication pull out slowly things like that. Yeah, okay.
The four types of lube. There are four types of lube, water based, silicone, oil, and in saliva. That's gross, don't use saliva? Yes, silicon, water, oil and silicon waitre the what were the three types of lube? Not counting silicone, oil, water, saliva, These four elements have come together. That was until the oil nation rised up. I don't remember the app. You want to learn the differences because I don't know the differences. Well, silicone lube is silicone based, water
lube is water based, and oil lube is oil based. You got me. No, But like in regards to using them, it could be like you should use silicone for anal water imagine you never know. Yeah, water, as you'll probably guess, water based loube is made of mostly water. This makes it safe for anal sex, but it's not perfect. The problem with water based loobs is that it dries out quickly and then needs to be reapplied see stopping to reapply luke could obviously ruin the vibe. You can use
water based loobs with latex condoms as it does not degrade them. Uh. It's also easy to wash out, especially if you're having sex in water. We should know these things because we use condoms. When you know, like the best loube that doesn't fuck up the condom we use water? Okay. Silicon based loob is a loup we recommend you use for having anal sex. Okay. It's compatible with latex condoms so you won't degrade them. It also lasts much longer than water based loobes. Okay. The only drawback is it
can be harder to wash out. Sure, and then oil oil based loubes feel a little smoother and silkier than water based loubes. It also lasts for ages, so it's perfect for anal, but there are some significant drawbacks. It's much harder to wash out of lenons. Most importantly, oil based lube degrades the latex condom, making them tear or rip. Okay, so silicon, we need silicone lube. Yeah, five pain free pleasure. Start with a lubed finger. Okay, yes, this we know thrusting. When he
can't penetrate any deeper with his finger, he needs to slowly. He needs slowly thrust in and out. Again, you should control the pace. Double up. Once you're control with your man thrusting in and out, he needs to try adding a second finger. Okay, so we're building it up. Oh so yeah, oh so we're really like jumped too many steps ahead with mine. Wed we did, Oh never mind a finger, Let's get a butt plug, which is almost three times as wide. So yeah, because
that was my pinky. Really but I feel like if we're gonna add bed in fingers, I start here, Yeah, with that index, with that pointer, yeah, second okay, yeah, and then okay file Okay, he can easily thrust it out. Once he can easily thrust in and out with's his two fingers, then either try three fingers, or you can start having anal sex or you can fiss me. Okay, okay, okay, don't know. He might be tended to reach for a product and I'm your anis. Don't do that. Uh. He he should start on his back.
Oh really, the most comfortable position to start having anal sex is with your man on his back, so that you're in control. That makes sense? Okay? Oh man, so I gotta fuck myself kind of? Yeah makes sense, It does make sense. I just wanted to really wanted you to have the whole power in this situation, but it turns out, at least for the first time. Yeah, it should probably be more a you
control thing. So okay, this means that bad Girls Club is coming through where cosmon data bad girls Bible that grows Bible Okay, the most contortabzition. Okay, So you're in control. This means that it's a lot harder for him to thrust into you, and it's much easier for you to control how deep you take him and how fast he thrusts. So get him to lie down on his back and ask him not to thrust into you. Instead, he should remain still, don't trust I'll be like a sex toy. Love
it. After applying some lou to your man and your backside. You can then straddle him on your knees like in the cowgirl position or even the Asian cowgirl positions cogirl position. I've heard a cowgirl and reverse cowgirls. Why didn't you're just slapping ethnicities on these cowgirls. Yeah, let's see. Oh okay, there's so many cowgirls. So Asian cow girls just you similar to regular cowgirl. You're just However, there are still some major differences. In the
regular cowgirl. You'll have your knees either to the side of your man. When you're doing the Asian cowgirl with your man, you can be squatting. Okay, so I have just squat it's more of a squatting position and less on your knees over me. Okay, yeah, fun fat guys, that's the Asian cowgirl. I don't wonder what the Mexican cowgirl is. I just smack you and ask to look through your phone. Cow girl, but with a in your head, and I can say this, guys, I'm Mexican,
and I can say this because I'm racist. Okay, So grab hold of his penis, slowly guided it into your anus. Make sure take your time, Okay, okay, and then there's more and then the best anal sex positions. So once we get really comfortable, that's when we can have me on. Like all four sure advanced anal sex techniques. We're not there yet, trying toys. They trying toys apparently is advanced, and we're out here just trying to I just thought that was easier. Yeah, it ain't.
It kind of makes sense, like the logic of it being Yeah, no, I think are we have some sound? The road to hell is paved with good intentions. It ends with all the STIs that you can get from anal sex man. They're really they're really ammer huh. I can get chmytia, genital herpes, genital words, gonorrhea, which is felt very interestingly gonia. Have you seen the way it' spelled lately. Yeah, yeah,
I know it is fel though it's it's a wild spelled word. Syphilis, hepatitis, hepatitis B. You know, hippapitis is the world's deadliest mammal land mammal and HPV, which can present is anal words. When's the last time you go your HPV shots? I don't know, I don't We don't have medical insurance. So I guess I just get HPV. I got my HPV shots, but someone told me that those like go bad after a while.
Yeah, I don't know. Okay, it says don't double dip. Switching from anal sex to vaginal without changing condoms and or thoroughly cleaning the penis is going to lead to infection. Well, I'm just I'm just educating. I mean, I appreciate it, but yeah, of course, I feel like when people are in the moment that actually happens more than I'm sure it does. Communication, feedback, and then anal sex choice for boys for guys, anal sex toys for boys. Okay, Well, I feel like we just
learned a whole lot. I feel like we did too. I feel like we learned kind of what the process we were doing everything wrong? Yeah, okay, finger two finger, A finger to finger. Then I lead, then you on, yeah, then you on your back, me on my back. You and either cowgirl or Asian cowgirl, whichever one you want to do. Okay, I love it. Yeah, Okay, so it sounds like we've got some work. Yeah, we've got homework. We've got homework, We've got things to try out. Okay, anything you want to add
before we get started. I don't think so. I just like, you know, to all of my my fellow gentlemen that are listening out there, your little booty liked while they're giving you a handy. It feels really good. Yeah. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I I felt very empowered. Nice. Nice nice. Can you imagine if we were like, okay, time we go try anal play at two thirty in the afternoon. What y'll
do today? Uh? Anal anal? Yeah, we didn't get into the when I got groceries did some anal put my finger in her then two fingers in her butt then and then we made dinner. We like to do it. Yeah, honestly, Big Facts is like pro tip, do anal between lunch and dinner. Yeah. Yeah, feel like dinners are heavier on the tummy probably. Yeah. Bad Girls Bible, get it together, miss you missed Bad Girls bummer? What a good what a good website though, Thanks
for your help, guys. Yeah, I'm super excited to have you explore a tour a booty hole. That'll be really nice. And yeah, I'm excited for the next time I get to you know, you might be doing that again. Tonight, like it arouses me thinking about it. Yeah yeah, I like it a lot. Okay, I love you good, Yeah, I love you oly Gosh, thank you. Yeah. Well, until
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