Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion is advised. It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles of Bitches, your favorite sex podcast hosted by already married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. Say Horny Bitches, good morning. Hi, Hi, how you doing. I'm
sick? Yeah? I mean girls, girls will get it. Yeah, yeah, they get it. Yeah. Rihanna's been a little under the weather. Yeah for the past couple days, the past few days. Where do you think under the weather came from? Why aren't we always under the weather? Like the weather always be beaten down on us, whether it's sunshine or not. I think it comes from I think it comes from you know, when you're feeling sicky. Oh, you know what. I think it comes
from mucus. You think I think it's like we're not going to give mucus the gold medal. I think it's like your nose is running, so that's like nose rain and the rest of your body's under it. So that's that's that's the fact when you say under the weather, the fact, that's the fact. When you when someone says under the weather, they're referring to your rainy nose. I hate everything about that. I didn't make it up. Don't blame yes, don't don't choot the messenger. I don't. I can't
be right. But in fact, yes, I have been under the weather. I have so much mucus. It's just that it's honestly, the change of weather, and I always makes me sick. So in Texas we were nice and cold for a while about some sweaters. I felt good about it, and then it like heated up for a few weeks. Like when I say a few weeks, I mean all of December. It's what it always does, is when it's December and it is the most Christmasy month, it's
hot. There's like a high of sixty nine and then a low of like forty two, So you get to experience sweater weather, and on sweater weather within the same day you get in your get your car and you're freezing. And then the second time after work you get in your card you're like it's hot. Yeah. For people who are not familiar with Texas weather. This is Texas doesn't go through really seasons. Texas just every day rolls a dice and sees how it feels. Yeah, Texas weather is she's a fickle bitch.
Well, there's an old saying that if you don't like the weather in Texas, just way to day. Oh that's cute. Yeah, that's like an old old timer saying that's fun. Yeah. So yeah, when we go through these really vast changes in weather that we do, where you know, it's warm and then it's cold, I always get the sniffles or the scuffles. Yeah, we get a little sicky. But I thought I kept it at bay by this one, like this one progressed it, did, I think. I think also, like we haven't had a lot of rest
time recently. Yeah, so I think you didn't get the opportunity to go like, oh i'm feeling starting to fill down, I should like slow down and take a rest. We didn't really get that option. It was kind of like, no, I just took some medicine and hoped to go away. Yeah, but it didn't. She said, I'm here to stay, bitches. Yeah, you need to deal with me. Huh. Well, Welcome to Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex podcast with you Campbell and Me
producer Man Adam. Hi. Guys, Hi, I hope y'all are feeling better, and I hope y'all had a great holiday, Christmas, New Year, all that good stuff. We've been off for the last two weeks. We haven't off for the last two weeks. We don't usually take breaks with this year, we're like everything, all of the holidays are on a Monday, so like, let's just take that time for us, because we were traveling a lot for family, yeah, and things like that. So guys
missed you, but but we did give them a special gift. They got to listen to a uh Patriot episode for free. Yeah, and I even turned the ads off of it. Wow, you're telling us this holiday season we didn't get any any money. Thanks. Yeah, guys, that's a Patreon episode. So you know, five dollars a month, you get some some special fangs, you know, boatersdes fun Facts, Discord access, so you can like message us whatever you feel. You know, sometimes people ask
us for a ride that's never happened. That's never happened. Can you imagine if someone is in the discord They're like, hey, can I get a right to the airport? Yeah, I live in Milwaukee, Milwaukee, but I'm a Patreon member, so the customer's always right. We had a Karen in our discord and our patreon pretty good. So yeah, guys, come to the Patreon. It's a lot of fun. It's it's a good time. I enjoy it. Yeah, we made this for you. I get
so bitter when we have to talk about the patreon we made. They were getting emails. We had all these people, and then when it's time to pay the piper or pay the Rihanna and Adam for the Patreon, y'all want to crickets. That's right. All your children have been kidnapped and gone to a mountain with our magical flutes. Oh boy, so join the patreon. But the last two weeks have had so much going on, and I'll like, y'all, we wouldn't visited my mom. I didn't mean to say that,
So it wasn't bad. It wasn't a bad visit. It was interesting, as it always is, but it's always Yeah, it was a pretty interesting thing. I feel like we had the first six beers trying to bond with my sister, yeah, which I didn't think went bad. No, it started to go really I feel like, you know, in the when your sister came over for Christmas Eve. Yeah, because we're Hispanic, can
we do Christmas Eve? Correct? I was like, you know what that kind of that makes it really easy if at any point in our life, like because we're about to move to Houston, yeah, where it's just where your mom lives. Let's say you get pregnant. I think my parents will hopefully my dad will be at a point where he can retire, and I think my parents would want to move wherever we are. Oh, I know, but I wish it wouldn't. Hey fun, hey, news flash,
they don't need to. I know, I know, but that does make Christmas easy for us if they're in the same place, because then we could just be like, well we'll do Christmas Eve. We do Christmas Eve with a bila and then Christmas Day anyway, Well, we know what your mom wants to be called. Your mom's name is Barbara, and she's already picked out her grandmother's name, which is Babs, which I hate. Yeah, we've talked about this. Oh my god, don't rath my boy that way.
Honestly, I thought it was a different cat. They all have different levels of how you treat your animals. We have three cats, and depend who it is. It's like, the is how much we're gonna actually toss them. They're the young cat, we flailed them across the room, and when it's the old crusty boy, I'm like, it's okay, really, just give them a nudge and this pause like in our food. So yeah, I hate Babs. Do you know why I hate Babs? No?
I hate Babs because that was a nickname that I had with a boyfriend. Oh, like they called you Babs. What's called you babs? By accident? Oh? Yes, I called you that in bed. I think we were only messing around, like for two or three weeks at that point, dating and I just like I just as soon as I said it, I was like maybe he won't catch on, but like I'm never gonna say that again, Like that's not the And you were like I don't want to be Babs and I was like, yeah, I don't want to. Yeah,
yeah, that was so embarrassing. I think about that day is all the time. I'm like, wow, how embarrassing for me? You know, you're my baby and never called him baby? Yeah. Yeah, everyone has a pretty special name with me, I feel. But yeah, your mom wants to go buy babs And that's why I don't like babs is because that was a pet name. Sure, so I think we should have behind her back full and call it her granny and the kid will just be like granny
granny and she'll be like what what I like? That's what he wants to call you. It's not really the grandparents choice. Can me do better than granny? So I'm just like, oh, hack o, how funny would it be if we had her that our child called her a buila? Say of her be a boylet? And your mom's just grandma. My mom's Babs.
Your mom's our kid just got a full flopped and now they get to do But yes, we went, yeah, my mom's gonna be grandma because my nephew calls her grandma, and I don't think she wants to go by different names. No, that seems like a lot for your mom too. I called my grandparents grandma. Yeah I don't call them grandma. Won't you have one called grandma too? Well? They were they're great grandparents, great grandparents. Just get a number. Some of them, well, the bitter
old ones just got numbers. Actually, Granddad too was very sweet and kind angel. But no, I mean my other because I had let's see, great grandparents. I had Grandma one, Grandma Grandpa one. No, I'm sorry, Grandma to Grandpa too. Those are the great grandparents, and then grand and then Nanny and Poppy are those also greats? Those are also greats. Those are two sides of the same great So those are Nanny and Poppy was my one set of grandfather's parents and once paternal and once okay, okay,
we're doing this this way. My paternal grandparents were Granddad and Grandma. Granddad's parents were Nanny and Poppy. Grandma's parents were Grandma to Grandpa too. I need you to write this down. And then maternal side, I had Mama and Papa. My mama's parents were Grandma. They either Grandma Baker or
Grandpa Baker or I always called him Grandma Ruby and Grandpa Bobby. And then I never my My papa's grandparents were passed away before I was around to really I know, like my my his mother was around when I was a baby, but she passed awy fair, and I have no memories of either of them. Yeah, I don't think I have any memories of any of my groups. No, no, no, my parents barely had relationships with their parents. Yeah, that's not true. That's just my dad. No,
that's not true. That's not true. That's not true with either one of them. No. I definitely have a strange family on each side, but they're pretty they're good with their parents. Yeah. Yeah, my grandma and grandpa. My on my mom's side, grandpa died when I was fifteen. My grandma's still kick it it. She's out there, she got two cars, a boyfriend, friend, she had the Why. She's at the Why all the time, apparently the l passo Why. Well, you know,
it's fun to stay at the YMCA. Yeah, m mom's grandma's given out hand jobs at the Why. So the gay men. She's an ally. And then then both grandparents to my dad's side are died. It was called karma, no support for you. You suck, sorry dad, Well, your grandma on your dad's side, it was it was her time to go. Well, yeah, she was like a thousand. She was actually like ninety four years old, so like body parts. Yeah, she was missing a leg, but like that didn't stop her. She was missing at like
like thirty years, had nothing to do with why she died. Sh had at old age, I know, But I'm just saying she lived a life. Yes, not everybody gets ran over by a car while they're inside of a building he loses a leg. Just Grandma Tina. Yeah, that's how we differentiate the name of Grandma Tino, Grandma Mary. Yeah, grand grandpa. I had one grandpa, My dad's dad, wasn't They weren't very close until he was an adult, and then he died and I was in kindergarten.
My first time meeting him was when he was in a casket. Do you walk up and say, pleasure to beat you here? I've heard a lot about you. I remember I wrote words like random anyway, I think I wrote a word, you carved it in the casket. No, but I did carpet because I had a Barbie stationary and I was like, oh,
it's my first time meeting him. Best writing a note. So I remember I had my Barbie stationary and it came with a little Barbie stencil of letters, and I just like stenciled random letters, just the entirety is just letters. I didn't know how to spell at the time, so there wasn't words. No, it's more of an arc project. It's yeah, it's more of like an abstract message. Yeah, so yeah, you got I remember I wore a really itchy brown corduroy dress. It wasn't corduroy, but
it was like fleece was awful. So itchy little girls cute, like fancy outfits are there? I feel like, are the worst designed outfits in the world. Yeah, they tray forcing little girls in a pantyhose entights constantly and we're like we get out less and also why yeah, we've got to get a yase infection. Well, but also, okay, we are going on tangent on tangent. But what's the purpose of pantyhose? Fun? What's the purpose of a bellet? You know what I mean? Like a belt holds
up your pants? Oh hold on, okay, let me think of something you don't need. It's the purpose of like it's to disguise the leg. But like of what Disky from the CIA from the band. I guess my point is, like I don't see why a little girl needs to wear pants most of the time. We wear tights in formal settings, like we would
wear pantyhose, like if we went to church or something like that. And yeah, it is because it's like it's for fancy, like we dressed up but a little boy and like little tiny dockers in a little suit like little like the little girl will be a pantyhose most likely, yeah, unless it's a long dress. So I think it's to formalize little kids, make them look more put together. And then I wore tights a lot because I wore a lot of skirts in school. Okay, so it's keep me warm.
Sure that makes sense. Mm hmm. So like because because I think other than that, I wasn't in tights. I have a Jenia who's been on the show. Her mom used to put her in tights round, year round, and my mom would be like, she's going to get an use infection, like she is. I remember my mom kind of had having conversations with her mom of like why is she entight? She's getting overheat because it's Houston. Yeah it's muggy. Yeah, but yeah, had I had some good
moments with your sister. We did sorry bad, both of us. We both went on. Yeah, it started out good. She was kind of she was very present in the beginning, you know, it wasn't until the middle end where she was like no longer interested in being there, was on her phone the whole time. Yeah, So we took it upon ourselves to help her peruse tender m HM, which was fun. I've never done something like that with my sister. I was like, this is like a bonding
moment I feel where I can see the kind of men. And we were asking her to break down. Okay, so if you swipe no, can you just give us a one word reason why. We learned a lot about my sister. She's a racist. She we allergy's a racist. It's so funny. It's not funny, but it is my sister. So I'm just kind of like, yep, that checks out. So it was it was so funny seeing the reasons and seeing how picky she was because she brings losers home. So no, So I'm like, based on the men you're swiping
on, you have brought any of these men home. These men have way more teeth than the men you bring home. Like, you know, she finds these men on like carne love and this it kid is that they don't have a car, like, of course they don't have a car. They travel with the circus, like I don't know. So seeing her be so picky was comical. I don't know, she was just showing off because we were there because there's plenty of men. We were like, he's cute,
he looks nice. There are some very attractive men, and it's not like she was looking at their profile. So it's not like she was looking at this attracted man looking at the profile and then be like no, I don't like she was. She was going through these men like an AI program goes through resumes like whatever. Her like just boom boom, Like we couldn't even keep up with half of it. Yeah, and we, I mean, we did learn that she sees people in one of three categories white, black,
or four. Yeah. Yeah, and only one of those is she interested in. Oh my gosh. And it's so funny because yeah, she was doing that. She was skipping over any black gentleman. And I was like, you dated a black man in high school. Yeah, he was cute. He was a football player. His name was blue. And she was like, yeah, well and some fun fact, my mom also dated a black man in high school. I know I heard this. I never I never got a chance to date a black man. I'm sorry, I
never got a chance to date a black woman. I think you would be such a good black woman's spouse, you think I do. I think you're very nurturing and you're really interested in culture. Sure, yeah, you're very
supportive. I saw a sweet video the other day and it was like acts of service are my favorite and it was a woman and she kept like patting her braids because her braids were itching her and he saw her do it a few times and he came in like to she like moved to the kitchen and he went in there with a with like her oil dropper while she was cooking, was just like putting oil drops and was massaging herself and she was like,
oh my god, thank you. He's like, yeah, I saw you patting patting your braids, so I figured you needed some scup oil And she was like yeah, usually taking care of her. And that's how I feel like you would be. Sure. You're a very nurturing person, and you're super into like adapting your lifestyle, like what do you need, what do you need? What you need? Super into it's a hobby of mine something you do on the weekends. Yeah, so yeah, I was very
I was very confused why she was being so picky. I think it's I think, if we know anything about your sisters, she's like a chameleon, yeah, and just adapts to whatever environment she's around. And based on her career choice currently, I'm imagining it's not the most not racist group of people to be around. I can't imagine they're very pc Yeah. Yeah, you're right, that's true, that's fair. I didn't consider it because, yeah,
she's a correctional officer. Correctional officer, and you know they're not great. Oh I'm sure. I'm sure they're horribly racist, I imagine. So yeah, I'm sure there's some foul stuff that comes to play with that. But nonetheless, it was fun watching her swipe. There was one person that
I took one veto. There was one person she was like looking at and I was like no, and she was like reading the profile and I was like no, and she was clearly I was like nope, and I like took my finger and I swiped no, and she looked at me aghast, and I was like, I said, no, what was your reasoning? I remember this happening, but I don't remember. I don't remember either. He just looked like a fucking loser. Oh sure, he looked like a
loser. She likes uncomfortable white hicks, or she likes thick whites, like the men that are barrel chested. It looked like they worked out ten fifteen years ago, like that might have a du i or two. It's one and that don't have custody of their kids. She loves a man that you can tell does not have custody of their kids, like she. Oh sure are her favorite conditions? Oh sure, she's Yeah, if she listens to this, we're screwed. She's gonna get so mad. You know, she's
sensitive, goad, she doesn't give a shit about us. She's never gonna listen to this. Yeah. But yeah, but Christmas, I mean Christmas went well. Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was nice. Visiting with my mom. We had we had issues with your car. Sorry god, the saga, the car saga. That is your car, man, I'm sorry about that. Fine, but Christmas was good and we actually did a lot of We had a Oh my mom just listened to this. We sleep in my mom's
bed. When we go and visit my mom, she sleeps on the couch and we sleep in her bed. She has like a two bed little two bedroom duplex, and one room is her office and the other room is her bedroom. So she's like, my mom's a couch surfer. Then even when she's here, if we set up a bed for her, she'll go she'll sleep on the count. Yeah, I mean she's going to make comments that
she spends the majority night sleeping on the couch when she's alone. Yeah, my mom's kind of sad, like, gir'll get your ass to bed, take care of yourself. My god, my mom just like watches TV until like the dark night cloaks her and she falls asleep after she's taken her pill for the night, like on the couch, Twinkie wrappers everywhere. So we sleep in her bed and we did some heavy petting in her pay. We
did do some heavy petting. It was so nice. Yeah, one night we just like made out for a long time and I really enjoyed that we like made out and we like took our tie like touching each other over our clothes, and it was really exciting. When you would like put your hand underneath my clothes. It was very slow and like adolescent. It was so nice. Yeah, what were your thoughts that we haven't done something like that since we like first started dating. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it
was just a lot of like slowly rubbing. It's not like my typical preferred way of doing things. It's so funny because it's my absolute face. I know it is, but no, I enjoyed it. It was it was like, what are your hesitations with that kind of intimacy, with like a slow middle school I think it's just making out. What's your issue with making out? You don't like kissing me? I don't you always phrase it as I don't like kissing you. That's not true. The kissing is like the
furthest thing you like to do with me. That's not true at all, And I think that's unfair to say. Sorry, long makeout sessions, like my lips get chapped. I think. I think when things last that long, I think I get in my head a lot. And so yeah, it just becomes kind of more like I think when we're taking a long time, it's easier for me to go like, am I doing things right? Do we need to change this up? Like what's happening, Yeah, kind
of mentality. But I'm usually just like hands all over you. I'm usually showing you that I'm really thoroughly enjoying myself. Sure it's not always obvious, okay, which I'm not saying that's like on you. I think for me, like, it's harder for me to tell if I'm like if i'm ifact I'm I'm doing a good job. Okay, this time, did you feel like you knew you were doing a yeah? Yeah, No, this time I felt like we were really in it. Yeah. And I don't even
think it lasted a long time. It just we just like did that and it progressed naturally because at one point we were just like, uh, like nude humping because we have a condom. We didn't have a cond we did have a condom, so we couldn't have sex, so we were like, oh no, let's just prut my titles together. So yeah, we were a hot dog and hamburger rubbing up against each other. And you did a good job by of not trying to like, uh encourage me to penetrate you,
you mean assault you. I've gotten better about you have gotten better about it. You get so mad. I'm trying to be like teasy about it. I'm like, put it in me, and you're like, no, I can put it in you. We don't have a condom and we cannot afford children. And I'm like I'm in my aroused bubble and I'm like, but wouldn't it be cool if you did? Yeah? I know. We just did a lot of grinding. It was so nice. Did you finish?
I think you finished you. I don't remember how it ended. It ended with you giving me a blow week I give you a blowy nice nice. I love when past Rihanna. You know it takes care of future. Yeah, no, no, yeah, I think we I just kind of rubbed you. We rubbed against our bodies. I think you gave me a really good finger banging. Yeah. We did a lot of I did a lot of fingies, finge moves, just rubbin' rubbin and scrubbing, rubbin and scrabbing. We did an acoustic Yeah, we did an acoustic You did.
You give me a lot of really good glitterist play like you were just on it. You were treating it like the little egg yolk it is. It was so good. Yeah. Yeah, that's where all the protein is in that glitters, but it was. It was so good because that's why I call it. I didn't do all of that in middle school. I did that like in high school. But uh, that sound like it feels so
adolescent. It's so nice because yeah, when you're in high school, when you get intimate with a boy, you don't immediately just have sex, like immediately just jump to that kind of stuff, to rubbing in touch and whatnot, and that's so nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I never had that experience. I know. And when we get to have those experience, I pointed out to you, I'm like, this is what it
was like, this is fun. You should like this. Yeah, we did stuff a second day, but I don't remember what we did on that physical twice? Did we during Christmas? Yeah? Yeah, we were on one. Was it the day we took like this two strong of edibles? My mom had no because we went to bed and knocked the fuck out. I wouldn't have I was like, don't touch me, don't even look at me. I thought we did stuff a second night. Maybe we just made out. I don't think so, I really don't. I don't know.
MM. I think you gave me another blowy at some point. Yeah, I think so, because I think you felt bad for me. I think it was a bit of a pity blowy, which I'll take just because I think all the car issues and you could tell I was I was very frustrated. So I think we went to bed and you like, we're like, surprise, you have one more Christmas present. The best prize is a surprise. Yeah, yeah, you're right, You're right, You're right. I
feel good about it. We did. We've been really physical lately, kind of yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been kind of in a dip physically
with sex wise. It's crazy. It's been fucking nuts and it's nothing I don't want to I honestly feel very I think I had a conversation with you recently about how I feel really fulfilled intimacy wise, even when we're not having sex, because we're doing such a great job of taking care of each other all the other levels of intimacy, Like you've been really present emotionally for me and things like that, so like my cups feel really filled. Well good,
Yeah, that's kind of how I am as well. And I think also like I'll give in like these waves of horny and miss, but they're very like improp two times where like this is like, for example, like I'll be out working and be like, oh, I want to go. I want to like I'm gonna fuck Rihanna tonight. And then I get home and I'm like, yeah, this thing you want to do. And we don't have sex on days you work. You work a lot, a long time, and you're tired, it's late. Yeah, I'm when eye open
when you get home. So that's fair. I that had the same thing happens to me. I'll text you in the middle of the day and I'm like, I'm so horny for you. Yeah, that happened. That happened the two nights ago. You were texting me throughout the day like I'm so horny for you, and then I don't know what happened when we got home. Was that the night you texted me while I was still at work and you were like, I'm going to bed, bye, bitch. It was
that night. I wonder if it was the same day because then we did have sex. Oh that's no, it would have been the day after because you texted me that because yes, yes, because then because there was one there was one. Yes, Okay, here we go. Yes, and I'm about to tell the story right about now. Yeah, because I was working and you texted me around like nine or so a thirty nine, and you're like see ya. You're like, I'm going to bed, there's leftovers
in the fridge. I'm speaky. Good night. Yeah, And yeah I got home. You were passed out. I didn't see that night. I took the puppy out, Okay, she had to go on a walk. I ate fed myself dinner, and then I just kind of like vegged out. Yeah for a little while. Would you vege out on? We don't got a lot of food in here. No vege no, like like like veged out on the couch. Doesn't veg out mean you like eat a lot. No, it's like you become a vegetable. Oh, I haven't using
that wrong for a long time. You use that when you go to a salad bar, like, oh, I'm out. This episode is sponsored by Super Salad, sponsored by Jason's Deli. I made a super salad joke to someone and they did not get I don't know what a super salad is. Uh. It was a restaurant in Southeast Texas. Okay. It was called super salad, but it's spelled s O U p e R. Yeah, that's how I oh s as like super super. They put the soup in super and you can get soups and salads. There is that all you could
get with soups or salads? I don't know. I don't eat a lot of those, so I never went in there. Yeah, I don't eat soups or salads. I eat soups. Now. I eight salads olive Garden. I want their no key soup. Okay, that sounds really good. I would love a never ending pasta. Yeah, you know what I would like to do. Sorry, I know we're going on another tangent, which is what? Which is okay? Because I actually would rather talk about the
sex from this week in next week's episode. Okay, and maybe I'll be able to touch a little bit on my poorn debacle that I will on a second porn rabbit and y'all need to know about that. There's a there's a teaser for next week. Yeah, we'll tell you next week about the second this week because it was pretty good. What was I talking about? Soups? Are you here for it? Hunty? No? What I would like to do is sometimes I go to Olive Garden or even Italian restaurants in general,
and I'm like, I know what I want to eat everything. Do I want to eat ten things of salad? Do I want to eat over eat? Absolutely? But I can't do that anymore. I'm tired still. I can't handle that. I love the salads there, and I love the soup there. I think I want to go and order soup and my bread sticks and like be fulfilled and have like a glass of wine, and then like, if I'm still hungry, you all have like a second soup, you know what I mean? Like I want to go there with the intention
of just eating. I always get sick when I eat there because I love the soup so much. Should I do finish that soup? And sometimes do you want me to refiel that? Cause you're saying in the instance where you get like a bowl or cup of the soup, and I always get a bowl. Yeah, I don't ever get a cup of soup. So I by the time my pasta or whatever comes, I'm so full, but I'm like excited to eat that pasta, so eat it anyway, and then like I feel so sick and I eat myself silly because I'm not gonna lie.
I think I like that more than I like their pasta. Sure, their pasta is like, okay, remember we had. I think it's all right. I think we had for what it is. It's good. We did never last time we were at Olive Garden we did the never Ending Pasta. This was like three years ago, and we it was such a waste of money because he gets so full. It worked for you, it doesn't work for me because I was like, well, I'm already I had my soup, so it's like I'm already full. Well, you know what I just
thought about in that aspect is I've never gotten the tour of Italy. There. Oh that's a good one. I've had that, and that's you love. I love the plate. We do it tonight. It sounds well we can't tonight. Oh why well because I have to work and then I have to come back and I have to edit this. I do need to work. We're about to go on vacation like and move. Yeah, yeah, you do need to work. You're right, We're gonna do it tomorrow if
you want tomorrow. What time do you get off work? I like how this podcast is just well, tomorrow, we have a guest coming over to request. Oh that's true, we can invite her. Oh, she would tear it up. She's the best person to go to restaurants with. And she's just the best person, isn't she? You love her? Do you do? I'll let her know. I do nonetheless love Olive Garden. Thank you so much when you hear your family. But I need to go and
get onto her ability because that's at my alley. And you're such a sampler guy. Yeah, and I can't believe I've never gotten there. You get the chili sampler, you get the Buffalo wild Wing sampler. Yeah, I used to do that. That's what I got at Fazzoli's. Fazolian Isles. They had like they had like a Tuesday sampler thing that was really cheap, and you get like a slice of pizza, a piece of lasagna, and some spaghetti spaghetti. Okay, sorry, guys, I hope you're hungry because
we're about it serves up some hot teath. No. I tried. I tried. I tried to transition. It didn't hit the transition and transitioning okay, but no, I was excited. I was, you know, the night. I didn't tell you this the night where I texted you, Hey, it's like eight thirty. I'm sleeping guinna bed. I masturbated four times. Did you that in the last like two and a half three hours, I had masturbated four times. Yeah, I think I'm depressed. Well,
I don't asturbate that much. Is because I'm in a spiral. It's been a rough one. I get it, because that's pretty impressive. Also, was the vibrator on the kitchen counter last night? I was charging it? I needed a block. You couldn't moved the block to the bedroom, No, because I have to like find the extension strip and it's hidden behind the thing. Charge it on my side of the bed. But Adam, why are you giving me ship right now? I'm giving you shit. I'm just
trying to make it easy on you. It was very easy. I knew it was very easy. I knew that there was a block in my kitchen, so I went and plugged it in there because that was I was. I knew exactly where it was, all right, And I wasn't unplugging your personal shit, because I mean, sometimes my shit gets unplugged. And then I just pluged my phone in and go to bed and I don't realize that my phone's not charging. So I wasn't gonna fuck with your personal shit,
right, And yeah, you don't know what I went through yesterday. I'll have to tell that for say that for next week, because yeah, yesterday was wild. Anyway, I don't want to use that. But the day that I texted you that, I went to bed early. Yeah, I had masturbated like four times in the last like three hours prior to that. As soon as the sun went down, I went down. I was just in vibe town, just just just vibeing away. Yeah, And I went down a little a little bit of a rabbit hole. And are we doing
this? I thought we were doing this for next week, A poorn rabbit hole. Yeah, yeah, I guess there's I guess there's we didn't do whatever. I was saving the sex that was from that night for next week. You I'm just like five minutes ago you said we'll save the porn and the sex for next week. Oh, I didn't know I said that. I think I thought. I thought I just said, like the sex and
that will go into the porn, Like we'll just skip to porn. It if you don't mind, we have some I don't know what do you want to do for the next ten minutes. I was just trying to what am I supposed to do? Stuck my own day? I was going to uh, I was just gone by your game. Well, I guess before we jump into my porn and in case we needed to save that for next week. Have you gone down any fun porn rabbit holes? When's the last time
you masturbated? I honestly haven't masturbated in a long time. I've masturbated like ten fifteen times this week, I've masturbated like maybe maybe I'm probably I've probably masturbated once in the past week. Yeah, yeah, what did you masturbate too? And what's in your MySpace top five of what you're masturbating to you right now? This is my space top five And I want you to put in like some sounds and you can produced that part. Pretty standard, pretty
standard stuff I've not I've not done a lot of experimenting. I like to call it, uh professionally amateur okay, where it's like amateur style, very po V. But you like POV, yeah, like male POV. Yeah, yeah, I don't need to see the guy's face. That's fair. I don't want to see his face or his his tuppy body. I've had a few. We'll get into that. I'm not much of a POV person, but like I did go down a POV rabbit hole kind of yesterday. Yeah, that I would really like. I had a porn star that I
just love, So I'll talk about that later. Yeah, pretty standard, like amateur POV kind of thing. Any names, any like specific? I don't really. There's one girl that I I whenever her stuff pops up, I do enjoy. I don't know her name. Oh no, I want to know if it's the same girl. Here's how you'll know, because I think it's I think it's her and her partner. It's the same man every time, Yes, it is mine. Is it a curved penis? He's got a straight up like he's got a very skinny and hooked penis. No,
no, no, no, yeah, she's redheaded. This person is not. This person's a brunette. Okay, no, no, no. She also uses the same guy every time, but he has an uncircumcised penis. Oh okay, now this one's very circumcised and very hookdy. It's very hookety. I'm not here for the penis. I'm here for her. Hey, okay, so you like you enjoyed it. That's very like that is It's like it is very much that style where it's like just two people having sex in like a hotel room. Yeah. Yeah, is there any Is
there ever any storyline? No, not even a soft storyline. No, none of these No. It's usually just because I feel like there's been a lot of the titles will have a storyline. It'll be like I found this girl in the elevator and now I'm gonna fuck her silly, But then you click the video and it's just them having sex in hotel room, like there was no, Like, yeah, of that, I met you before. I see that a lot, or like they'll act like there's a storyline,
but like there's not. Yeah, they do that a lot. The common one I always see is like I met a tinder day and now we fucking yeah yeah, and it's just then I don't like the way we have to describe We never describe men in the same way. It's I don't like the way way women are described. They're like fills her sweet teen pussy hole. I'm like Jesus Christ, guys like Chill Daddy Chill. So yeah's been crazy. But yeah that kind of like what like that's like my era right now
of porn. Yeah, you're amateur POV. Any time you see her name, you should tell us what it is. Yeah, I'll check it out, but I promise you I won't look her up. It's just out of respect for you. I'm sure. I don't think I want you to look up who I watch. Sure, I don't know. I like that bothers
me like, I don't. I think I did that last time with a few people when we talked about my porn rabbit holes and who I watch because I don't like I don't want people to watch is to say I wonder who that is and go they mastery to that, Like I don't want to be judged They're like he's not cute or she's not cute or whatever. Keep the names to myself a lot because I don't want that. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, that's my cross to bear. Because other people are super good.
Everyone tells me to watch Owen Gray, like I asked about it on Instagram. If you don't follow us on Instagram, I recommend you should at Battle Dead bitches. And I asked on a pole, like what type of porn are you watching? And a few people said someone that I do watch from time to time. His name's Curly Headed Fuck, and I can only watch like a few of his videos. I've watched other ones, and I'm like, he's too intense for me. Sure, I watched him smack a
woman in the face. That was the person that I told you he smacked a girl in the face. But I did finish. But I was like, oh, yeah, I did not like that. Banjo. Please don't meet my bagel. So like my a friend of mine was like, oh, I watch him, and I was like, oh, we masterby to the same thing, sisters twinsys comes Sisters. I don't like that. And then a bunch of people told me to watch Owen Gray. And I feel like I've actually heard that name. I think that's like a big name in
the industry. It sounds like a very stereotypical, looks like a Peter North kind of thing, if you say so. But I did look him up and it was not for me. I was like, oh, I don't like the way he looks. Yeah. I wasn't a fan so we're Since we're short on time, I'll go I will wait until next week so we can hear about sounds like we're gonna talk about two porn rabbit holes. I went down and recently figured out that I enjoyed trying to mix up my style,
you know, trying to keep things fresh. And then we'll talk about the sex that we had this week. Okay, so that'll be next week. Yeah, sorry, not sorry for the tangent. I hope you get yourself a bull of ball of garden if you do tags that bottled up bitches on Instagram and fun news. Is this true? We will be next week when that episode there is, we will be on a plane. We will be on a plane headed to another country. Oh my gosh, Yes,
we're going. I don't think we talked about it too much. We're gonna get through record an episode while we're there. Are we We should? Should we not? I just don't know if we're going to have room. I feel like our luggage is going to be pretty tight as it is. I think you'd be surprised. Okay, I'm going to tie, and we're also going to have another suitcase that we never pack with. Okay, we'll play with it. We'll play with it. I really want you though, I
think I think it would be fun. I like your laptop. You're you're in a mic. Yeah, the mic is more I mean because I'm bringing my computer. Yeah, so the mic work. We made it. We're bringing the arm He's like, should we should we? No? I think it'd be great. So you wouldn't talk about that much. But yeah, we're going to Ireland. That was part of your birthday Christmas gift because I was wanting to plan out for you. It's kind of true. You know,
it's obviously turned into a mutual trip. But love in Ireland, making Love and Ireland. So yeah, we're going to go to Ireland. We're gonna be there a Monday through Wednesday. So yeah, we'll record one while in Ireland. You'll hear that the following when we're still in Ireland. And just to be clear, Monday for a week and then Wednesday. Well they don't even know the exact days. What if someone tries to break in to apartment, you can't. We have someone staying here. But we're gonna be
going to fifteen through twenty fourth. I just mean, I mean, like it sounds like, would you say, like it sounds like we're going to Ireland for two days? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that's a wild Yeah, we're just there for the airport. Now we're turning back around. Oh. In fun fact, I heard our theme song in uh an Ad on my Tetris Gabe. Yeah. I was like, I hate when I hear I hear the theme song. That was the first time I ever heard it in the wild. Yeah, I heard them on an Adobe
commercial. Yeah, but well you'll hear you'll we'll talk next week about the things we're talking about, and then we'll be in Ireland. So he listen to this on Monday on January fifteenth. Just know we'll be in the air full lion. Yeah yeah. Until next time, Stay Horney, Bitches. Bye. If you enjoy today's episode of Balled Up Bitches, be sure to
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