Can I uh can I, man? But uh if you haven't listened to the Emperor Max episode, it's cute. It's cute. Danny's little son comes on, he, he does his best impression of what we sound like. Probably uh and I really appreciate his, the kid knows a lot about Star Wars and uh whatever that game is we're talking about. We, we, I played that for him in the car and he's like, that's me. Yeah, buddy. That's what you sound like. He's like, I don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. No one ever does.
No one ever likes her own voice. Welcome to the Bottle of Brown Podcast. I am your host, Danny Paul joining me in the Bob Media Studios to kick off season 3 2023. We've got ourselves just your old regular angry man, Mr Leon Coventry. How are you doing? I am ready to say he's sucking out for 2022 and I am ready you. It, it, I mean we have, it has to be better. I don't know. I keep saying that every year and a new shit show shows up but uh this is gonna be it.
This is gonna be the year where we all get to take a breath. Uh, you know, we, we dust ourselves off from what's happened in the last two or three years. And let's, uh, let's move forward. Well, I'm glad we're not alone because also joining us in the Bob Media Studios is Mr Jones. How are you doing? Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen. Good to see you. Happy New Year. Uh, I echo the same sentiment as Mr, uh, Leon over there where God last year sucked this year. It has to be something better.
Um, it's gonna be a tough road of the way. I see it but, um, looking forward to it, we're kicking it off. We got the Bobs out there listening. This is good stuff. We got some new formats and new tricks and new trade. We do. We, um, well, we've got some new segments for season three. So I'm thinking about putting together a little trailer piece, maybe like one or two minutes to talk about the new segment. So we've got to talk about Brown, which is normal. We're gonna stick with the crank file.
Uh, we're gonna stick with a parenting segment, but we're also going to introduce some new topics here. We got, uh, we're gonna stick with the big story. We're gonna expand beyond the borders of the Sunshine State and because Florida is gonna morph into Hero of the week, uh, I'm interested in getting into some space and technology and, uh, I think some positivity in light of our ted lasso discussions from season two, we're gonna do a little segment that ends in positivity.
So that's gonna take the place of the bottle of brown segment or the uh bottom of the bottle segment. But without further ado, gentlemen, what's your Brown tonight? Given that it's the New Year and I want to kick it off the right way. I'm going with H Taylor Small Batch. Oh, very nice. I break it out for special occasions. So this is my version of Champagne, Deed Crystal and Mr Jones Do Crystal.
I uh recently went down south to the uh Orange Curtain and I visited kind of, I found it was like a good trail because it's, you know, you, you have your local watering holes up here and you pick out, you pick through them and you find some winners, find some duds. But right now it's a very interesting time with the amount of liquor that's out there. So I actually picked out a uh barrel select from Total Wines. Uh It is a rebel distillers collection.
It is done by Lux Road distillers in Bardstown, Kentucky 113 proof. Uh We're looking at about a six year here and it's divine. It's uh very much a week. It's, it's wheat, definitely. So it's got that sweeter hit. Doesn't need that big cuba ice or if you decide to it, it's really good. So that's my brown. Um very, very happy. Find those barrel selects out there. They are a good treasure. I too. Am jamming a wheat tonight. I'm doing the redemption Tweeted bourbon that like that.
And it got a 96 proof on it. It's very, very nice though. I gotta say it's not weller but you know what? It's a good substitute. You know what it is? It's like uh remember that movie, Dave with Kevin Klein where he pretends to be the president. This is a Dave Gorney. Nice, very nice. Dave Dave. So I'm rocking the redemption weed bourbon tonight. So just save the Weller for the special occasions, but we can rock the non special and still be special. You know what I mean?
Yeah, before we kick off and because it's a special, uh, New Year's episode, I'd love to know what you guys did on the New Year. Coming in. What Mr Jones did. I know what Mr Jones did. What did you do, Danny? I brought a bottle of the Colonel small batch over to, uh, the in-laws and we stayed up until 10 o'clock to watch the ball drop because we are two hours behind New York City. Uh, and all the kids were there. Everybody was eating a lot of food.
Everybody's having a good time watching TV, watching, uh, a little sport ball and, um, lots of finger foods and appetizers and good times. And then we watched New York Drop and then I think a couple of people actually stayed up to watch uh mountain time zone drop. But by our midnight, everybody was pretty much on their way to sleep. How about you guys? I went over to Leon's. Yeah, I threw, we, we, we made this a little bit of a annual thing now because we all have the small Children.
So we like to throw a New Year's party, but count it down from the east coast. So it's nine o'clock here and then uh you know, we high five each other and say get the fuck out and uh now we, we can all rest and pick up the pieces. It's fun like we clean our house all day for two days and then we let the house, the kids destroy it for four hours and Mr Jones can attest to that. The house was completely destroyed.
By the time they left, I did my best to keep it somewhat um on the cardboard for the coloring area. It was really great for the kids. Like they, my son who is only was the youngest kid there. Um Definitely liked the drawing and all the craziness and um it was a really good time. I think all the kids had a growth, all the adults did. And it was nice because there was that football game that was on at the same time, which was nice.
Yeah, I mean, he had that as the really sticky year countdown to New years if you were watching because it was literally the worst countdown to a new year I've ever had in my whole life. If he would have made, it would have been the best celebration. Exactly. If he would have made it, I was one ft in one ft out, watching the ball drop, watching the kick miss. I was like, this is the worst.
But, uh, you know, watching Jones walk around my house, like, like an Easter egg hunt, finding little bottles of bourbon everywhere he went was really enjoyable. It was, it was a treat. It was a treat. I really enjoyed my, thank you so much for opening up your house. Can't wait for the next time every year, every year.
You know, and, and Danny, I think I owe you one so you can come on out here and, uh, you know, if you wanna, you know, really tie it on, don't worry, I'll hold your hair back and, uh, you, you can, you can really mess yourself up. You know what, I'm excited. It's a wonderful, wonderful way to invite. We watched the, we, we watched the CNN ball drop but you guys watch, you know, I don't even remember. It might have been one. I think it was the Seacrest one.
Seacrest one was probably better because it was Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper and I got nothing against two gay dudes because they were actually pretty funny most of the time. This was an off year for them. So I don't know if they got yelled at because neither of them were drinking. And I know last, last year they were completely bombed out of their mind and they were two years funny. Uh This year, last year I got barked at.
But the challenge was, they brought people up to talk who were under no such guidance. They brought Brian Cox up and Brian Cox is just, wow. Does it sound like that when I say it? And it wasn't, you know, I was hoping for Giggly and they're like, no, it's awful. What's going on in Iran? I was like, guys New Year's confetti, get drunk. Have a good time. So was there a Mariah implosion this year? Because if there was, I'm sad. I missed it. I don't really know who the musical guest was.
I wasn't paying that close of attention, but it was kind of, the interviews were awkward. It was like, really move on. We're done talking to this person. Give him the hook, who's the producer? They're fired to love it. And that's why I was watching football. I'm sure puts on a good show. Yeah, we were watching football right up until the end. No bucks. Well, now that we talked about Brown, let's talk about Brown. How you doing? Whiskey and whiskey? This is the darkest brown you got.
Yeah. Say homes uh where they hide in the skies. What about um Brown that's code for bourbon. Great stuff. This bourbon comes from a land called Kentucky. Talk about Brown. There's a special rung in hell reserve for people who waste good scotch. Scotch. Oh, yes, I think so. Could I have one more of these with some booze in it? They talk about Brown comes to us from the tasting table and we'll file this under the headline is why is Blanton's Bourbon so difficult to find?
Uh Now I know you, you guys are, are Blanton's purveyors. You both have some empty horse bottles in your liquor cabinet as well. I do not have any Blanton's on site. All I have is the stuff that Leon brought on his one singular visit. But I do know it is wonderful and I remember it being wonderful and like many whiskeys. It's not that it's so much expensive, it's that you can't get it. It begins.
Whiskey is sweet, soothing and oh, so it often comes in a classy hand labeled bottle and there's even a chance you'll profit off an opened bottle if you buy it now and sell it later. And whiskey bourbon collectors get wide eyed at the mention of Blanton's single barrel. The only trouble is it's more than a little bit tricky to find. Of course, chasing this golden unicorn only adds to the drinks, mystique when it comes to taste Blanton's single barrel is up there.
In other words, it would be sacrilegious to pour Coke into it. No, this is a bourbon for drinking straight or on the rocks. Ideally on a porch at sunset, it's crafted to go down easy with the creamy notes of honey vanilla and oak plus crisp red apple, sir, crisp red apple in it now.
No. Ok. When Kentucky's Buffalo Trace distillery launched it in 1984 no one else was offering single barrel bourbons, which simply means that every bottle comes from its own cask rather than blended in larger batches. Blanton's according to the website uses flavor enhancing Charred oak barrels where the whiskey is left to age for at least eight years.
The ocho plus every single whiskey sold a selected bottle and even labeled by hand and to add to the hunt, there is a total of eight of those collectible jockey and horse bottle stoppers to find, but surely Blanton's wants to sell as much of their product as possible. Right? So why is this bourbon? So infuriatingly hard to get a hold of or have that bottle where we go. It's a nice bottle. Um It became the bourbon that bourbon people don't even really like.
I think that there's different classes of bourbon people. And I will, I will say that I was one of those ones coming in early where that's the, I think I've told the story many times. The very first bourbon that I had was plants, not realizing how special it was, but I drank it and triple b drank it and we said, you know what this is, maybe we gotta give this bourbon thing a shot because this is pretty good. And we enjoyed it and we finished it very quickly.
And then we said, OK, let's go get another one and it was nowhere to be found. And we went, what the hell did we just do? You know? And then, um, I think when you're in that early stage of hunting down bourbon, I mean, this is the unicorn that actually can be found occasionally because they do release enough of it that people have it. This isn't like Pappy, you know, Pappy is really hard to find, you know, find this at a big box store, right?
You could pick it up, they have the glass case safely or off the shelf, it's behind it, it's behind the glass case behind the glass there. They got a bottle of roses behind there or Knob Creek. I mean, yeah, which is odd to me and usually, you know, if they were selling it at, I don't know what the term is, but MS R P like what they intend to sell it at. It's somewhere between 60 and 80 bucks, right? It's, it's definitely a bottle better bottle than that. And, um, that's what happens.
So, and, and what happens is people, you know, it's like, sure it's like buying a stock, you know, is gonna go up, obviously, you're gonna buy that. So anyone who knows what they're doing, they're gonna buy the bottle at $60 or $80 because they know they can sell it for 200 in a heartbeat. Um, either very rarely is it ever on hand? If it's on hand, it's in some corner of nowhere.
Uh, that people don't know whiskey and it's one of those little hole in the wall, liquor stores and then it's at the top shelf and you're like, yep, that's the one I want. I found more plans that way than anywhere else because you know, people who don't go hunting for a bourbon don't know to look for it. The other way is that you make friends with these stores and say Purveyor.
Yeah. But what they, a lot of times do and I think you Jones even told me the story that they're at the point now where it's so rare that they like to package it in groups. They're like, oh, you want bland? Well, here's, you're gonna have this one bottle of bland and these two bottles of shit I need to get rid of for a total price of $300 and fine, you know, a lot of times you're like, I don't care, I get extra bourbon, but I really wanted the blas anyway. Great.
Um, the best score I ever had, I think I've told you this story already was on a cruise ship and that was all Triple B. She spotted it in a heartbeat and said they have blas and I looked at him and I said, how many do you have? He said six, I'll take all six right now. He didn't blink. I didn't blink. We bought it before we even pulled off the, the damn dock. I was like, yep. Put me up, put me down. I'll take them all. So. Oh, yeah, I'd do the same thing. If I saw six I'll take them off.
You take them all. And I think there was even an opportunity that I didn't have the money for. I think it was like three grand where we could have bought a barrel of lands. And then I think it ended up being, I wanna say 65-70 bottles of, I mean, you actually get the barrel. I mean, they put it a single barrel into the 80 bottles and then they give you the 80 bottles, but it's your barrel. Um, but you know, you could have resold that you could have resold that. No problem.
Um, I don't know that I would though, if I got 80 bottles, I'd keep them all because it's that good. That would be my bourbon supplier for the rest of. Could you, could you take the barrel and could you sell enough bottles to break even? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Like what the, the restaurant rule is, the, the cost of a glass of wine is the cost they pay for the bottle. I didn't hear that. That's like an unwritten restaurant rule.
So, because I, I know because I've, I've found bottles of Costco and then you go to a restaurant and go, I love that wine. Oh, the whole bottle is that much at Costco. And so I think that's kind of the, whatever the wholesale price is for the bottle itself is usually what they charge by the glass and then the rest of the bottles mark up. So they're allowed to kind of give away glasses for special guests or I'm sorry, can I get you a glass of wine to apologize for, you know, whatever.
Uh But that's the general rule. So the idea is if you got math, you know, whatever, you get your ticket barrel and then fill up how many bottles at at your standard price to pay off what the barrel was and then you keep the rest. No fuss, no muss. Yeah, I, but I think your initial question is why is this one so hard find? And I, we haven't gone through this article, but the article continues, it's delicious. It is good.
I don't know anyone that has ever drink whiskey that drinks it and doesn't say it's good. Now, Triple B has moved on and she likes high proof. Now it's not like she'd ever turned down a glass of ble, but unless it's the high proof glands, which we did find that one and it is absolute fire. Um And it's delicious. But if, if you have the uh ability to get it and it's delicious. But the marketing, you mentioned it, I had to get all the horses.
I had to, I don't, I mean, we, we even went into one uh like really nice uh bar and a really nice steakhouse. So all we did was just go in there for cocktails and, and some appetizers and we finished off the bottle of blas and I said, I'll, I'll finish it off, but only if you give me the topper and even the bartenders like damn it, I wanted that to. But yes, you can have it. So we've done it, we have spelled out Blanton and I find it does. Is it fair if a bartender has the collection?
Well, I mean, I just, hey, kudos, that job sucks sometimes. You know. So if that means that they get to spell out blas because they deal with a couple of drunk assholes, I think they deserve it. Hm. But the marketing is brilliant. It's delicious and they sell it for far less than it's worth. And, you know, that's why you can't find it. And I think my only two senses it um it's in a really good movie and I think that helped to kind of like bounce it.
It's in John Wick, that's what John Wick drinks. That's right. You know what? I didn't even realize that, but she believes she serves in buttons at the bar when he first shows and that just increases notoriety because if you have something that's so hard to find, then how are people going to be led to it? And if you could have some kind of marketing piece that can do it. And I think with the success of the John Wick uh series, I don't know, it's a series, I think they make a job now.
So, I mean, it's, it's that trilogy and it keeps going further in any event, I think into the marketing world, product placement in areas that you know, can basically educate the public on something is another reason why it's super hard to find. If they were selling Ferraris for 20 grand, it'd be pretty hard to get Ferraris for Ferrari. I'm with you. I'm with you. The things now bad out of looking forward to John MC. Hello Jonathan. Uh He's the best part of it.
The article continues rumors of Blain single barrel showing up in the store can create fevers lines outside overnight. This element of scarcity, the thrill of the chase for many ads to the product's appeal. According to fine a brewery, the bourbon is tricky to get hold of for various reasons. For one thing, Blanton's single barrel takes a lot of time and care to produce add to that the distribution issues caused by the pandemic and us liquor laws preventing a direct to consumer sales model.
And you've got more demand for this bourbon than supply. Uproxx suggests various strategies for getting your hands on a bottle. One is to keep your eye on online alcohol stores like drizzly even setting up alerts for when it goes on sale on their site. You've also got the option of hunting down bottles from internet resellers marked up at a premium. Mind you, you can also visit the Distillery in Kentucky but check the website in advance to make sure it's in the store.
If you're really committed, you could find an airport, selling it duty free, reserve a bottle in advance and hop on a flight. Failing those tricks up rock suggests old fashioned neighborly approach. Find a liquor store near you that stocks it. Make friends with the manager then ask for a bottle to be set aside when it comes in. You never know, you might get lucky. There you go. I have half duty free angle. That's pretty sexy.
So what's interesting is I was going through Vegas and I, and that's funny because I would always go through the duty free when I was traveling for work and take a look at them and Vegas had it, Vegas was selling it in their shop, their liquor store for 350 bucks a bottle. And I very kindly, I went up to the person and I said, not duty free. How do you fucking sleep at night?
You piece of shit and like hopes up and then you do you think this is, there's markup and then there's this robbery, asshole, highway robbery that wraps up talking about Brown. Let's get to our big story news team. A symbol. Let's get down, let's get down to business and I got news for you. This one comes to us from axios. This one pulled all of the Google trends from the year 2022. So, starting in December 26th all the way to December 11th.
So we're looking at, uh, what like a whole year minus two weeks. These are all of the Google searches and as you can see, there are various things that pop up from time to time. Like obviously, Joe Biden is gonna get search spikes all throughout the year, but he had a pretty good one. Where did, where did boobs fall this year? Uh, boobs, sadly, did not make the list, sir. Thank you for playing. No, no, I saw Kayak. Uh, isn't, isn't Kanye West on there? He's a boob.
So when you get to, oh Kim Kardashian coming back. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good comeback story. Oh my God. One of the best clips ever. Uh Elmo was January. Then we had I I Winter Olympic games, Nasa Russia, Ukraine, NATO. Obviously the freedom convoy. Remember the truckers from Canada. Uh, grandpa, Joe Biden was all throughout the year. State of the union gas prices was only one tiny little spike in March Farinos had a couple of spikes during the year. It was Elizabeth Holmes trial.
He Davidson based on who he was going after. Uh, Will Smith had a big spike in it. Yeah. What happened to his fucking career? He's done. I don't believe that. I don't buy it. Yeah. I mean, only had a tiny little pop when he don't buy it. Pledged to buy Twitter and then he got a little bit of a resurgence towards the end when he actually did it, a mass shooting. It doesn't seem that Amber heard. Got a lot. That was a big deal. You poop on a bed, you do the in the bed.
Uh January 6th, got a good pop in the beginning and a whole bunch of summer traffic. That's right. The Supreme Court was pretty steady for six months of the year. Abortion came along with the Supreme Court. Uh, Shinzo Abe when he got killed, Japanese Prime Minister, he had a little pop in the summer time there. Uh, same sex marriage got a pop right after the Supreme Court. Joe Manchin was the man of the hour up until the end of the summer time. And then he just kind of fell off.
Just Fox had a tiny moment. Taiwan had a tiny moment. Nancy had some summer action when she went to Taiwan and then right at the end there, when she announced her retirement around the midterms. When did we, we should have been around there too, Nancy. I don't I don't want that fucking visual. Get out of here badly, badly. It's my dreams. Let's talk about that around creative people with imagination. I'm sending you that picture. No, no fuck, no. That's unfriend. Hashtag No, not cool man.
Got a little Alex Jones action when he got sued for being a dope. Uh Mar a lago got some action when I got rated when he got his big one. Oh the Donald, he was consistent all year long. What a champ? The only thing that beat Donald was inflation. Dude, that is ridiculous. Hey, Donald just, you're the only one. The only people that talk about Donald Moore than Republicans or Democrats. That's inflation is already steady. So this is interesting.
Gas prices got to pop but inflation was steady because it sucks a couple of months. A heat wave action, a little bit of Queen Elizabeth right around the time she died. There was some intermittent action on earthquakes. Immigration is fat across the board. Big deals. Immigration. Yeah, I definitely would say that takes it. The biggest thing I immigration, I mean, that was heavy all year long, especially down here. Hurricane Ian. Pardon you? Any idea what pardon is?
I mean, I guess was someone going to get pardoned UK Prime Minister because they had three of them in UK. There's Kanye. Kanye got a little bump in February and then towards the end of the year down in Florida, he got a nice pop during midterms along with 20 election. Powerball must have been big. I don't remember the powerball being particularly reminds me 99 30 or something right now. It's huge. Yeah, we got uh Swifty.
Yeah, we got T Swift in her battle with Ticketmaster S B F. Why are we talking about him? I got a little bit of love at the end of the year. FIFA. Of course, same bank were freed by the way for those S P F from uh F T X. The crypto exchange at, you're not talking about him. S C H E FIFA Britney and my Senator Kirsten sent him. Uh she's got the sexy library and glasses, but she's a turd right. Here we go. Ready boys by the numbers by the numbers.
These are the five news events that generated the biggest spike in Google searches. FIFA World Cup which concluded last week with Argentina's victory led by Leonel Messi. It actually warns warms my heart that that's the number one search of the year is Leon. The are you serious? I think it's true. Makes sense because people suck and they search out things that suck. But this is a positive thing I think. Well, yeah, it's huge.
It was a big, it was a good tournament or all its controversy, a good tournament. How did you watch the FIFA uh uh video clip? I don't know what that is. It's a, it's a bunch of guys in a locker. Room and one of them is sitting up and, and standing up and everybody else is sitting down and he's got em across him overlaid and he's like, all I gotta say is you guys are trash. All right. I brought the game. I bought the shit. All y'all, y'all trash.
You, you, you trash, uh, if you, if you have a hat trick, if you haven't seen either one of you haven't seen the FIFA documentary, watch it. It's awesome. I didn't, I'm sure Mr Jones know all that because he's a big soccer fan is. It could be on prime. A lot of, there's a lot of FIFA.
It's like a four or five P. It's a four or five episode documentary about, you know, the fall of, of FIFA and you know how it grew and then how it fell and I didn't know much about it other than I know that they're corrupt. I mean, it's obvious there's a lot, it circled around the Qatar, a FIFA draft, but it's, uh, it was fascinating about how blatantly obvious it was and like, people just like, no, it's good. We like soccer, whatever, whatever round ball, big green pitch we're going for it.
Ok. So number two, if it was number one, number two is Ukraine, surprise surprise which continues to fight against Russia's invasion launched earlier this year, Americans turned to the Google in droves to find information about Ukraine. Number three is the powerball jackpot that a new world record for a lottery prize this year at two bills that there's no winner for it. Right. Yeah, I, I put, I put a lot of money in on that 1-2. Didn't come forward. You're a person. It's a different one.
There was another, like mega Lotto or something like that. It's like a billion dollars and no one, no one claims that wins four or five million in Arizona. And the ticket never goes claimed. It takes him like two months to track them down. It's like they actually did it. They claimed it and they didn't have to, they didn't have to say anything about it. It was, they, they basically, yeah, they won the $2 billion.01. Cool. And they just disappear with their millions. I go buy an island.
Funny thing about an island. You got to name it. Number four, Willis Smith who snagged headlines after a bitch slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards. How did that do for his career? He's doing well. Right. I don't think so. I don't know if he's gonna recover. He's personally won't watch anything. He's in, I just can't, and I was a huge fan of his big Willie weekend all time. I'm, I'm a big fan of both of them and I thought Chris handled it really well. He's like, what the fuck?
And he's just, just keep doing the show. I just keep doing the show. We just made like assault and battery on live television and they're just gonna leave him in the crowd. Uh Number five was a tie between the death of Queen Elizabeth the second and searches about Russia surged in the 1st, 1st week of his in Ukraine. So we had a tie between Russia Rolls Tanks and Queen Lizzy Dice. I think the only shocker there is that Will Smith Chris rock thing. I mean, I think it was a pop culture.
Interesting but I don't know that it falls in the same. Well, here's, here's my thought is that a lot of people don't watch it anymore. They don't watch the Academy Awards and all of a sudden when they woke up or someone said something, they had to google it to, to see it, to watch it. Like it was, I mean, you could say the same thing and maybe we'll talk about it later but it's about, um, the bill safety, you know, falling and collapsing on the field.
Like, unless you were watching the game, which I don't know how many people really were in the, I was, but we were, I mean, I was, I was watching it and all of a sudden I come down, I'm like, what the hell happened? Unless you were watching it. I guarantee you that would have been a high Google search. So just, just as a, I like your, I like your take Mr Jones because otherwise I don't watch it, this world is upside down.
It's like, um, Ukraine war people dying countries fighting for their life and slap from Will Smith, like, right next to each other. That's, that's what the world cares about. Pretty much just about. Right. I mean, you know, I, I stopped watching the Oscars years ago. The, the second that the postman was what an obscure Italian indie film wins. Best picture of the year. It's like, that's not even they have their own award show.
They go to Cannes unless Ricky Gervais is hosting unless Ricky Gervais is hosting. I'm not watching. He is priceless, fearless treasure. He is a treasure uh said to round it out, inflation, immigration and the Supreme Court consistently held America's interest over the course of a year in which most news cycles from Will Smith's Oscar slap to Monkey to the death of the Queen. Burned Hot and Fast. Was that link in the show notes? So you could see some of these pops.
It's, it's some of these are lulls and some of these are pretty heavy. Uh But it's interesting. It's an interesting idea because these are clickable links here. So as you hover over it, you can actually see the data and they index at 100 I don't know what that means. 100 searches or on 1000 searches, but it's uh from Google trends. And uh it's very damn, that's the very first one, the very first one of the year was Elmo is healthy. That's a healthy search. Can I just go?
That's positive as we end this, that like at least like the search is like, was it something about Elmo that people didn't like? That's not news, man. That's like people are trying to entertain their kids. They're like Google Elmo here, kid, shut up so I can eat my dinner if the click bait was kids playing with toys. Like, because that's a very popular youtube site and so forth. Like it is so to ba a glass Baer glass. Good to, good to. It's Johnny Switch.
Yeah, you just, you just Elmo is the viral icon that 2022 desperately needs. See the first week of 2020 to Elmo has gone hugely viral. He's become a mascot for all of us. A reminder that we should always strive to do better that we can be kinder though. The path to that kindness is Rocky and forked. Bringing Elmo into your life doesn't require denying who you are or pretending that you don't have flaws.
It requires being honest about what you want and the mistakes that you can make in trying to get it. And the fact that he says balsamic vinegar more razzle dazzle than anyone on the planet. People are literally searching it to show their kids so they can look legit viral thing. Ok. Let's change gears here. I thought this was interesting because I'm a nerd.
This goes back to um Danny's personal railing against IP infringement and the bullshit of holding on to uh things that should be in the public domain. Otherwise on January 20 or January 1, 2023 copyrighted works from 1927 went to the US public domain. They'll be free for all to copy, share and build on. These include Virginia Woolf's to the Lighthouse.
Final Sherlock Holmes stories by Arthur Conan Doyle, the German science fiction from metropolis, Alfred Hitchcock's first thriller compositions by Louis Armstrong and Fats Waller and a novelty song about ice cream. And so everything from 1927 because international copyright patent law lasts 95 years. So if you copyright something, you have rights to its intellectual property for almost a century, which is the reason that Disney has such a stranglehold over its IP.
But here's the thing, if you let it go to fan fiction, I've seen some kick ass fanmade Star Wars movies compared to the bullshit they've been putting out. Am I alone? Am I alone here? This is the year that everything from 1927 enters the public domain, all of this stuff, all of these books you're free to use, make stuff, make movies, make, make whatever you don't have to pay any IP for it.
That's the same thing with movies, jazz singer, the 1st 1st feature length film with Dial that's now in the public domain. Was that a play? This was the first movie with sound. So the jazz singer is now public domain, do whatever you want. Uh King of Kings London after midnight seventh Heaven, which was uh what inspired la la Land Battle of the century. You know, Laurel and Hardy were the predecessor to our favorites. So all these movies are now in the public domain.
All of these songs are in the public domain. Ice cream. You scream, we all scream for ice cream. That is now rock and roll people. What, what were you saying? How old does it have to be? It's gonna be 95 years in order to get past current copyright protection. So next year anything made in 1928 they can no longer sue you, which is the bullshit about intellectual property and copyright is Disney holds such a stranglehold on shit.
That's fucking 90 years old because they can because they paid and what I was saying when you came back and, and uh we lost Mr Jones was, I've seen some of the most bitching kick ass star wars fan made films on youtube. And what we got was this, the last stable of movies was bullshit. Although I hear and it's really good. I can't, you know, I had Mississippi Mud. There's a bunch of them on this link. I, I think that's fascinating. I think I didn't realize it was that many years first.
Why I don't know why I thought it was like 30 or 40 years. So used to learn something, then it was 50, then it was 75 and then it was 95. And that was all due to lobbying by famous players like Disney, specifically Disney, not necessarily lucasfilm per se, although he was one of them. And so the irony that Disney owns them is just, it is ironic. Yeah, but they all, they all went after the intellectual property concerns.
Here's my thing about patents in general is, yes, you get a period of protection so that somebody can't copy it. What that also gives you is a period of relief where you don't have to innovate. And so that's where my, my bias comes in. I get annoyed by that. It's like, come on. Yeah, I guess I buy that. I buy that. I think 30 years is a fair number on intellectual property. But like, look at Mariah Carey's song right now. Uh It fuck, it hits number one every year, right?
Uh The Christmas song she sings, she's gonna hold on to it forever. I mean, I think, I think that she should, that other people should be able to make money off the song that she wrote. Um No, what I would say is it can last as long as the creator is alive. Boom. Yeah, I say, let's start killing creators. This is alive. As long as, as long as the Godfather is alive, Star Wars is protected. I don't want you to make episode 10 because you've ruined my legacy and my dream. That's fine. He can.
As soon as George Lucas is done. Boom, all Star Wars is free and clear and Lee's gone. Boom. Marvel free and clear. Bob King died years ago. Batman should be free and clear. Danny o'neill just died. All, all of these famous people that created all this wonderful stuff. They're dead. Gone. Protection gone. Disney. Disney has been on the ground for what? 50 years now? No, no more protection. Can't, can't touch the mouse. Yeah, well, the mouse house is the one you got to be the most careful with.
Um but the guy who invented Super Mario, he's gone. I want, I want my download Super Mario roms on my little tiny S D card uh entertainment system. You know you seen the one that puns got. No. All right, I'm gonna move on to something weird here because we're starting off season three. Weird. Something weird. How old are you guys? We're not fucking kids anymore on a scale of 1 to 10. How would you rate your pain? Everything hurts. I'm a grown ass man dog. I pay taxes here.
We're not like you, we're grown ups, motherfucker. We're 900 years old. You reach look as good. You are not this one. This was because a couple of weeks ago Gallagher died and you know that I uh yeah, he's, well, that's all he is gonna be to you. No, he isn't stop it. I thought he was very witty. He was the foundation. Well, one of the foundations I, I gotta say so this could be a fun exercise.
Look in the mirror, Leon, next time you're in the mirror and think to yourself, what is the foundation of my sense of humor? And I gotta say it's gotta be a combination between Eddie Murphy and Gallagher. For Danny. I want to say that for Leon, that Monty Python's gotta be sprinkled in there somewhere. Oh Yeah. Uh But for me, it was, it was Murphy and Gallagher because there was a reverence and smart ass snarky edgy with Eddie because that's who Eddie was. Gallagher was. Subversive.
He picked things apart. He looked at things from many different angles. He asked questions where you're like, yeah, that is dumb and that was kind of the foundation. So this is very Gallagher esque English speakers follow an unconscious rule for the order of adjectives.
And if you've ever met anybody where English is a second language, you notice that they kind of, they throw things in the wrong order, which is the same thing that little kids do because they don't quite understand how things are spoken in what order. And so if you hear somebody that speaks English and you think, wow, that person speaks really well. It's probably because they've understood this order subconsciously.
But if you think about the way that the Latin languages at work where the adjective is at the end. Like I drink this drink old, not I drink this old drink. There's a, there's a, a juxtaposition of where things go. And the reason is because it's called Order Force. So we're gonna talk about Order Force. Leon. Mostly Mr Jones can join excited. He said he got the blue screen of death. So we're just gonna, we're gonna roll without him until he shows up. But hopefully he can get down on this.
You'll I think you'll like this. Uh Rules are meant to be broken except when they're not to wit, there's a rule for the order of adjectives in English that almost everybody follows without realizing it, it's called order force and it goes as follows opinion size, age shape, color, origin material purpose. If that sounds hard to wrap your head around, think of a pet.
You would refer to your beloved tabby who's been getting in on in the years as my old orange cat rather than my orange, old cat sounds the same. It isn't, which sounds strange somehow wrong. Even if you're not sure why order force is why it's the same reason that it's my big Fat Greek wedding wasn't my Greek Fat Big Wedding. It sounds weird, doesn't it? It does.
The latter conveys the same information, but seeing in that order just doesn't feel right according to Mark Forsyth's book, the Elements of Eloquence. How to turn the perfect English phrase. The stakes are higher than you think. If you mess with that order in the slightest, you'll sound like a maniac. Forsyth might be exaggerating for an effect. But it's still true that mixing up the order of adjectives in his example.
A lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife into say, a rectangular, old French little green, lovely silver whittling knife makes the description almost incoherent. Fortunate then that we all abide by order force whether we mean to or not. So what's interesting is I get the point he's making but that was a terrible reference on how to make it. I think. So. Think about the big audacious hairy goal. That's not correct. It's the big hairy audacious goal.
Yeah. And that's a Gallagher thing to do. And that's where Gallagher absolutely excelled because he spotted this in a heartbeat and would absolutely exploit. It doesn't make sense. We do things all the time. We use, we use, we use phrases all the time. And that is one of the best things about being a parent that when you say things, they just roll off your tongue that you've said hundreds of times in your life. And then your kid looks and you go, what does that mean? You're like, you know what?
It doesn't make any fucking sense at all? That makes no sense. And uh and they're absolutely right. The other reason that kids are so funny is because they fucked us up without knowing and we laugh. Yeah. There, there were some pretty witty things that we think our Children say is if you actually had the court reporter read it back, you go. Oh, that's not witty. It's just out of order. Yeah. So once again for the cheap seats, it's called Order Force. It's a rule for adjectives in English.
And I just did mad Libs with my boys tonight. So, an adjective is a descriptive term for something. It's not a noun, it's not a person who place an animal or a thing. It's not a verb. It's not an action. It's an adjective and an adjective is descriptive. But there's an order for how descriptive you get. This is the single most awesome recorded on demand downloadable podcast that nobody's heard of yet in that order and get illusion and get it, get it.
Oh We gotta bring, get it and get it back, get it and get it. Order force. Look it up, opinion size, age shape, color, origin material purpose. It makes me feel like we need to create a new superhero. That's better than Captain Planet. Oh You, how can you go above Captain Planet? And what happened to Captain Planet? I've been looking at all the fucking dumb reboots. We haven't brought Captain Planet back of all times. Heart, that's what happened. That's what happened. You are a shame.
You know, get, get fucking gonna be perfect for Captain Planet. How dare you? I think that if you got a bunch of comedians together to make Captain Planet, it might be the funniest reboot movie I'd ever seen. Put the, uh, put the broken lizard boys on it. The guys that did Super Troopers get them on Captain Planet. They have a, let's, let's cast it right now. First of all, who would be? Well, he's already, you had to get a long kind of thin lanky dude for water. Phelps, Michael Phelps.
I like that. I like that. How about fire? Someone's angry. Yeah. Somebody angry for sure. What kind of rage machine we get. Black Leon. Deep cut. Remember win was the Russian chicks? MLA Kunis or Mila DVI zombie girl. What do you think Mila Kunis is good though. That's good. Call good pull. OK. He's someone super fat though. That's awesome. But we need to replace the Earth. They have Jordan. I want something hippie like DMA and Greg. What was that?
We haven't gotten a heart yet because the heart you got to have a good time with uh maybe water. Yeah. OK. So we already cast water. So Earth, Earth, a hippie dude for Earth. Yeah. Earth's got to be hippie. I'm with Mr Franco. Good. Now this you, you can't mess this up. You gotta be, you gotta be the comedian. Art is the dumbest, stupidest character in all of superhero lore. Can. Can, can I just throw it out there? Superpower, isn't it? Kevin? I was gonna say Mick, Kevin Hart.
Ok. I guess he would be pretty good. Yeah, I would go with Kevin Hart. I was thinking. But, yeah, Kevin Hart, maybe. Yeah, because his character in Jumanji was perfect. Perfect. He's like, he's, he is so weak and he's worthless. And I think that he, that would carry over to heart worth until, yeah, like you put all men badass powers together, but you still can't summon Captain Planet until a little weak kid comes in and goes hard.
Now Captain Planet would be and I would love to say Ryan Reynolds but he's already too many. Uh Reynolds John Cena. Now uh I don't know. I'm John Cena gotta be somebody fit and the rocks gotta be fit. Yeah, it can't be the rock although he'd be pretty good at it. I, I don't know Reynolds would be perfect but you could do if Jackman wanted to get Jacked. Oh my God. Pretty Damon would be great. Yeah, because then he would outdo his counterpart in superheroes. Matt Damon. I love it. Mr Jones.
You're on fire tonight. Fan cast. Boom. Captain coming back the Captain Planet. Go get it and get it done all the work. If if the Bobs out there feel like we miscast this for any reason, please please send us your recommendation. Shit. I mind. Ready, ready. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna straight up throw this out there before we head off to uh to Leon Lowe's close this bitch up something one, right. All right. This one made me laugh.
I don't know if there's any factual basis to it, but it made me laugh and I want to talk about it because I also have a story about a meat loaf that applies to this and there's some business aspect to this, but I'm gonna give you guys a rundown. The United States standard railroad gauge, the distance between the rails, the tie. So the, the, the metal, the metal rails go over the railroad tie, which is a fat what?
Six by six piece of treated wood, the distance between the railroad ties is four ft 8.5 inches. Ok. We've been so far. It's 56 a half inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why? Because that's the way they built them in England and English engineers designed the first US railroads. Ok. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built wagons? Ok, great. That's the gauge they used.
Well, why did they use them while the people that built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons which use the same wheel spacing? Ok, great. Why did the wagons have that particular wheel spacing while they tried to use any other spacing? Wagon wheels would break off more often because of the ruts in the road? Ok, great.
Where did the ruts on the road come from Imperial Rome who built the first long distance roads in Europe, including England for their allegiance. Those roads have been used ever since. Ok, what's so special about the ruts in the roads? Will Roman war chariots form the initial ruts which everyone else had to match or run the risk of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made from Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of four ft 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot bureaucracies live forever. The next time you're handed a specification procedure process, man, you don't wonder what horse's ass came up with this. You may be exactly right. Imperial Roman Army charts were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses, two horses asses. That was amazing. I like that.
Now, the twist to the story something when you see a space shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters or S RBS. The S RBS are made by THEO at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the S RBS would have preferred to make them bigger, but the S RBS had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site in Florida.
The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains and the S RBS had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track and the railroad track as you know is about as wide as two horses ass. So a major space shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over 2000 years ago by the width of a horse's ass and you thought a horse's ass wasn't important.
Ancient horse's ass has controlled the world, my friend or feet eight inches. That's a great, great nugget. Thank you for that, Danny. That shit may or may not have any factual basis, but I know something like it is true. The way that we've always done it is the way we're gonna continue to do it until somebody goes, wait a minute. This is dumb. Why are we doing it this way?
Because I think as the factual part being that it's narrow tracks actually are bigger when it's high speed because you need it to be wider to cover the turns. So you, and if it's not like more than like an inch or two, like the tracks, just get a little bit bigger. But there's your point only when but to stress, do you end up having to rethink? Maybe we should do this a little bit different.
So the story is the granddaughter is hosting Thanksgiving dinner and among all the many dressings that are on the table is a meat loaf. And when she brings it out, both ends are cut off and some new boyfriend looks over and goes, huh? Why did you cut the ends off? The meat loaf? And the granddaughter went shut the fuck up. Well, after she said, shut the fuck up, she said it's the way my mother always did it.
And so then the mother comes walking into the room and the enterprising boyfriend who obviously doesn't know how to shut the fuck up said, why'd you cut the ends off the meat loaf? And the mother went. It's tradition. We've always done it. What's your problem? And he goes, I'm sorry, I'm new here. I'm just curious. I just want to know and she's like, I don't know, sweetheart. It's because something, my mother always did it from the old country. And he goes, well, Nana's here.
Is she, is she in the kitchen? Yeah, she's in the kitchen. So Nana comes out and the granddaughter and the mother are sitting there very proud that they're maintaining tradition. And the, the new boyfriend goes, hi, Nana. You're gonna yell at me. But why did you cut the ends off the meat loaf? And she goes, well, when we were married we were poor and I didn't have a pot. That was big enough. Exactly. Sounds about right.
So, the moral of the story is, it's a business case when you're analyzing a process or a procedure or specification, you have to think to yourself, how did it start? Because maybe there's a reason for the way they did it and it may not be the best, most efficient, most cost effective, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What you're describing is continuous improvement. Continuous improvement is essential. So, uh so Leon, are you uh are you feeling today?
Well, I'm coming off of a loath but I still am a little bit fiery mad about it. Did you catch the ball game? Leon? That's what I'm loathing about then. Let's talk about it. Excuse me. What the, what the what? Hey, what the fuck, what the fuck the whiskey. I out to close yours. I think there's a lot of things that we've learned as a nation, as sports fans as humans about the recent injury that took place if you haven't heard it about it already.
There was an injury that took place on Monday night football this last Monday. What was the date? I don't even know. Uh Jamar Jam Hammer, what is his name? Uh DEMAR Hamlin is his name and he's a safety. Good kid, young kid. I think he's like 24 or so. Uh really good uh athlete obviously, I think he's in his second year of the NFL. Uh I wouldn't say that he's exceptional in any way, shape or form. I wouldn't say he's an exceptional safety. I think he's, he's good he's good. He does the job.
Well, he does the job that's required. Um, I don't know that he was on the road to the Hall of Fame or anything like that, but he does the job they ask him to do and he's obviously, uh, made an impression on a lot of people that he's worked with, which is great. Um, throughout his career anyway, he went out there, uh, played Monday night football in the first quarter with about 5, 5.5 minutes left to go. Made a tackle. It was a good tackle. It was an aggressive tackle.
There was contact, some pretty heavy contact on the tackle. Nothing that anyone would say, oh, or, ah, or anything like that. It was just a normal tackle stood up and fell straight back. And next thing you know, us as the viewers are like, ok, another injury we're pretty used to this. Right? No, it seems a little bit, this one seems a little bit different. The players are surrounding him and ambulances are coming out.
Ok. I hope he's not the first thing you think about when you're a fan is, is he, is he paralyzed? Right? Because that's probably the worst case scenario. A lot of times that we're watching football, right? And it wasn't that this was something very different. He was literally dead on the field and everyone, it hit everyone really hard and when you're dead on the field, you're dead anywhere. It doesn't matter what's going on.
At that point, the paramedics start cutting your shirt open, throwing on defibrillators and trying to get your heart going again. That's what they did. And so people from both sides of the team, uh, had to witness trying to bring a guy back to life that, you know, half the people out there had a strong relationship with and the other half either knew him one way or another. I mean, it's a small fraternity. The NFL is, is, is a big league, but it's a still a small fraternity.
These guys have played each other through college and through high school and through, you know, uh, camps and met each other. They're, it's not as big as everyone thinks it is. They all kind of know each other and, uh, here they are watching this guy that they've grown up with or known pretty well trying to get him back to life and he's, and, and he's at the beginning of his career.
So I think it hit everybody in a very special place and it kind of reminded everybody right after the holidays that, hey, uh, maybe there's more important things going on right now and what I really was happy to see and I know that's a weird word for me to use during the segment was two professional coaches cross the field had a conversation with the referees and with literally no resentment, no pushback, no anything.
It was very cordial of, uh, let's just go back to the locker room, a very unprecedented thing that would ever happen. And everyone just went back to the locker room. Right. And you got a entire stadium in Cincinnati full of people who paid a fortune to be there because it was a Monday night football game. We were just sitting there in shock of the hell did I just see.
And I think for one of the first times on public display, a mass amount of humanity showed up and I think we've been missing it for a long time. I think, uh, you know, you have the out, the Outliers that seem to worry more about the playoff, uh, implications of this game and, um, you know, whatever bets or fantasy football or other things that, that might have applied to this game. But the real important thing that everyone that I've ever talked to or been around, I was watching it live.
I listened to the sports cast, you listen to any sports cast or watch any ESPN thing during that whole period. And it was very clear, everybody seemed to be on the same page, which is, listen, let's, let's worry about this kid. This kid has no business dying on the field. Right. And it never, it didn't take longer than 24 hours for all the trolls to boil up because everybody needs attention and I don't care what attention you're looking for. Right.
If you feel like he passed out because he, he took the COVID shot or he passed out because football is too brutal of a sport or he passed out because of the hit was too hard on the player that he hit and he was a dirty player or any of these ridiculous reasons that people just keep boiling up and maybe some of them are right. Or maybe there are some of them are wrong, but the timing is way off.
You know, let's all just take a breath and realize that there's a man, a good man with his family who are in horrible shape after what happened on this field. And I think the 98% got it.
And I, I really hope that we are able as a nation as a world that actually give a shit about football to lock out the other 2% that are just trying to make a name for themselves or try to make noise or try to capitalize off a horrible situation and try to make a name for themselves on this thing that happened, right. I've even thought as things were going on, right.
People are out with candle vigils and people are worried about them and all that and I, I can't help but think of all the people that died in 2022 of a lot of dumb shit and why do we care so much about this football player? And that's fair. It's a fair question to ask. Right? We should ask the question, why are, why is the president of the United States calling the family this football player? It seems unreasonable, right? The truth is he's doing it for press.
And if you think any otherwise, well, go fuck yourself. He's doing it for political points. He doesn't really care about that family because otherwise, why would he have publicized it? There are people that are trying to capitalize and this is where my loath really comes in. They're trying to capitalize off this guy's injury, right? And instead of just doing the right thing, you know what the right thing is.
Go look at his gofundme page, his gofundme for getting kids that are underprivileged toys during Christmas. His goal was $2500. Last time I looked it was at nine million. That's the right thing to do the right thing to do. If you've ever asked yourself, what is the right thing to do? It's always do the right thing when no one's looking, if you don't understand that you're not doing the right thing.
If you're doing the, if you're doing something so you can get attention or promotion or look better, you're doing it wrong. And I think that this event has exposed a lot of that. You know, I think it's ok to care about somebody that's really, really hurt in a family that's really, really hurt and, and show your love and respect for it, but I don't think it's ok for you to try to capitalize off it or try to generate conflict or conversation or your benefit because of what's going on.
I guess my point in this entire loathe is pay attention, you know, take that 4, 4 or 5 steps back. Look at what's actually happening. Ignore the, the gobby goop and the garbage of where people are actually trying to capitalize, promote themselves off a situation. That's awful. Um Good news, right? Good news report for now. Today, whatever today is today is January 5th that we're recording this. I understand that he opened his eyes. He's talking, which is great.
He's up and about uh and that he's, he's lucid, he's, he's lucid, he's, and the first thing he wrote down because he's still got a tube down his Thirt that says, did we win the game? That's a great story, right? I think everybody wants this kid to do well. And I think we need more things to unite us. And this is one of those things, you know, it's silly.
It's kind of kind of silly in the, in the fact that we're coming out of a pandemic where many, many, many people are dying grandmas and, you know, pick your celebrity that died this year, right? A lot of them. Um And I think that the fact that we can rally, that's what sports are about, right? We kind of, we pick our teams and we rally around it, but we also kind of know it's kind of bullshit. Right? We, it's not that big of a deal. Like it's a sport, it's not life or death this time. It is.
Right. And I think we can all just take a step, step back. And I think the NFL A lot of times has let us down, right? They, they stand on a platform and they say we don't like when people hit women, you know, and they, they throw out some commercials, like no hitting women. We don't like hitting women. Women hitting is bad.
And then when another player, two or three years later is seen in an elevator smacking around a girl, they're like, oh, you know, let's give them four game suspension, you know, and, and a lot of times the NFL gets a black eye constantly by this kind of hipco hypocrisy. They did the right thing today, right? Today was the day they said this is a no contest.
This game didn't exist, this game is whatever their records were going in and coming out, that's how the percentages are gonna work and that's how they're gonna end up being in the playoffs because it was, there was a, there was a big implications, playoff implications from this game and I was really wondering how they were gonna make that happen. And I was in the back of my mind thinking if the NFL makes this game happen again or forces this game to happen.
It will only promote the greed of the NFL. It will only say that the NFL only gives a shit about the money and not about the players. And for the first time in a very long time, they actually did deeds, not words and made something happen. That was unprecedented and literally said no contest. The game didn't happen. We, we are just wiping the floor of it. These two coaches went out there with their, their players crying on both sides of the field and said this isn't happening.
This is, this is a game. We're stopping this. It's done. Nobody can go out there and hit each other under these circumstances and I applaud that and I hope I see a lot more of that in 2023. That's my love. Hot damn Leon. I like it. I agree. That's our show. Welcome to season three. Email us a bottle of Brown at gmail dot com. Give us a call 6025294562. Again, it is 6025294562. Leave a message for Danny Leon or Mr Jones. Give us ideas for content or refute anything we say on the show.
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