Pack up the mini fridge and those twin XL sheets, because this week and gals are talking us back to school with some College Town Haunts! Melissa gets to class first with the tale of the Palmer House Hotel where the ghosts pay for beer but not full retail price, paired with InBev’s St. Pauli Girl European Lager. Then Vanessa brings us her report of haunted NYU, where they have everything you could want in a college from hangin’ trees to suicide libraries to lonely little girls, paired with Evil ...
Sep 11, 2018•1 hr 43 min
Break out the magnifying glass and dust off your trench coat, because this week the BnB crew are bringing us Unsolved Mysteries! Someone in the audience might have vital information regarding one of our cases... perhaps it’s you! Vanessa breaks her cold case first with the tale of the Dyatlov Pass, where 9 hikers and 1 tounge met their end one snowy Russian night, paired with Great Divide Brewing Company’s Yeti Imperial Stout. Then Melissa pieces together the evidence of the Yuba County 5, a gro...
Sep 03, 2018•1 hr 38 min
Load up the camel and pack your best harem pants, because this week the BnB crew are taking you on a tour of the Haunted Middle East! Melissa finds her haunted oasis first with the tale of Jumierah, a suburb of Dubai where your roommate will watch you have sex and a ghost will suck your toes, paired with Belching Beaver Brewery’s Me So Honey Blonde Ale. Then Vanessa brings us the story of Bahla, where there are ghosts and demons and a mystic wall (oh my!), paired with 101 Cider House’s Cactus Ro...
Aug 27, 2018•1 hr 18 min
Strap on your arm floaties and let’s get ready to take a dip in this week’s Haunted Bodies of Water! Vanessa gets wet first with the scary tale of Okiku’s Well where misplacing plates will get you killed unless your willing to whore yourself out, paired with Stillwater Artisanal Ales - Sensory Series 3: Tennis. Then Melissa takes the plunge with the story of haunted Lake Superoir which is lousy with ghost boats and frozen grandpas, paired with Ballast Point Brewing Co’s Fathom IPA. Who will win ...
Aug 20, 2018•1 hr 14 min
Wash your filthy hands and sharpen your lobotomy pick, because this week the BnB crew are checking back into the ward for Haunted Hospitals - Part Two! Melissa is up first with the story of the State Lunatic Hospital at Taunton where they have a mysterious black figure who might be the actual devil, paired with Boston Beer Company’s Sam ‘76 American Pale Lager. Then Vanessa scrubs in for the tale of St. Bartholomew’s Hospital where a little ghost boy fortells your doom and a haunted elevator tak...
Aug 13, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Today is a very exciting day for Fancy Tuna! Because today is the day the BnB Crew grab a lantern and head back underground for Haunted Caves: Part Two! Vanessa runs happily screaming into her story first with the tale of the Bell Witch Cave, which all starts with an Indian burial mound and some lost teeth and ends with the only ghost to commit MURRR-DURRRR, paired with Logsdon Farmhouse Ale’s Cave Digger. Then Melissa leads her expedition down into the Hellfire Caves, where they make the best c...
Aug 06, 2018•1 hr 32 min
Lock up your chickens and bust out the Milkbones, because this week to celebrate the blood moon (blaaahd!) the BnB crew is bringing you Werewolves! Melly’s transformation is first with the tail (... see what we did there...) of the beast of Bray Road, a werewolf who likes to jack off dogs and went to medical school, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Wolf Pup Session IPA. Then Vanessa howls us the story of Thiess of Kaltenbrun, and 80 year old Devil whipping, dead-witch suing hound of God, paired...
Jul 30, 2018•1 hr 9 min
Shine up your rosary, press your robes and renew your vows of chastity, because this week the BnB crew are getting up close and personal with some ghostly Black Monks! Vanessa breaks her vow of obedience first with the history of Enysford Castle, where they love Ralph’s and have a photogenic Black Monk who’ll help with your homework, paired with Mikkeller ApS’ Monk’s Brew Belgian Strong Dark Ale. Then Melissa takes the cloth with the tale of Black Monk of Pontefract, an all-around jerk of a ghos...
Jul 23, 2018•1 hr 30 min
Bust out the turpentine and get ready to make some happy accidents, because this week the BnB crew are doing Haunted Paintings! Melissa steps up to the easel first with the tale of The Anguished Man, featuring a man painted in human blood who’s hobbies include sucking on old lady tits and pushing children down stairs, paired with Upland Brewing Co’s Crimson Sour Ale. Then Vanessa picks up a brush for the story of The Hands Resist Him, a painting of a scared little boy that scares other little bo...
Jul 16, 2018•1 hr 11 min
What’s that noise? Is it an escaped mental patient with a hook for a hand and a hunger for human blood? Nah, it’s just the BnB crew bringing you some of their favorite Urban Legends! Vanessa’s up first with the tale of Los Angeles’ infamous underground lizard people, who have golden tablets explaining the history of mankind and distant cousins who came from Atlantis and know Bigfoot, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Tart Mango Cart Ale. Then Melissa takes us back to the 60’s and the unfortunate...
Jul 09, 2018•1 hr 37 min
‘Merica, fuck yeah! This week the BnB crew are celebrating all things red, white and awesome with some undead founding fathers in Ghosts of the Revolution! USA! USA! Melissa waves the flag first with the tale of “Mad” Anthony Wayne who always manages to keep his spray tan off his uniform, even as a boner-seeking ghost, paired with Pabst’s American Pale Ale. Then Vanessa gets her patriotism on with the complicated history of Aaron Burr, a man who loved his daughter and himself and not much else, ...
Jul 02, 2018•1 hr 33 min
Bonjour les amis, et bienvenue! This week the ladies are in the mood for fancy cheese and jaunty berets, so we’re doing Haunted France! Vanessa is the first to twirl up her moustache for the tale of the Tuileries Palace, where the ghost of a little red man will screw up your day (unless you’re Napoleon... he’s cool), paired with Arrow Lodge Brewing’s Pale to the King Pale Ale. Then Melissa takes a ride on her bicycle to the Palace of Versailles where you might slip back in time and see Marie Ant...
Jun 25, 2018•1 hr 36 min
Add a shot of moonshine to that sweet tea and work on that southern drawl, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are bringing us tales from Haunted Plantations. Melissa handles the first harvest with the tale of Magnolia Plantation, where slaves became shares croppers (Happy Juneteenth!) and overseers became ghosts, paired with German brewery Rieder’s Schwarz Mann Black Lager. Then Vanessa picks some cotton and some stories about the Loretta Lynn Plantation, where ghosts will steal your boots if you’re ...
Jun 18, 2018•1 hr 35 min
Is your TV constantly turning itself on? Does your radio only get static? Does your phone try and talk to you in the middle of the night? Then have week got an episode for you! This week we’re bringing you The Ghost in the Machine! Vanessa’s electronics go haywire first with a smattering of stories about haunted TV’s, where we learn you have to punish them if they get mouthy or some ghost-aliens might come thru and try and sell you a timeshare, paired with Josephbrau Brewing Company’s Alternate ...
Jun 11, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Mind the gap! This week the gals are absolutely chuffed to bring you blokes British Haunts! Vanessa is the first to have a butcher as she brings us the story of the Enfield Poltergeist, where a grumpy old man threw some hot ass legos at a potential pedo, paired with Crabbie’s Ginger Beer Scottish Raspberry. Then Melissa weaves us a tale of the Borley Rectory, where bitches get bricks in unfortunate places and invent Facebook, paired with The Lost Abbey’s Devotion Blonde. Who will win in the batt...
Jun 04, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Pick up your mourning shall from the dry cleaners and buy some flowers, because this Memorial Day the ladies are bringing us Haunted Cemetaries - Part Two! Melissa finds her plot first with the tale of La Recolata Cemetary, were Eva Peron rests (finally!) but the Lady in White does not, paired with Stone Brewing’s White Ghost Berliner Weisse. Then Vanessa moves in with story of the Westminster Burying Grounds, where you can visit Edgar Allen Poe or the ghost of a screaming skull might visit you,...
May 28, 2018•1 hr 23 min
‘Ello there, and a pip pip cheerio to you! This week the BnB crew is bringing you Victorian Ghosts, from an era that was obsessed with the supernatural and just starting to discover how cool soap is. Vanessa takes the first stab, with the tale of Jack the Ripper, who was definitely a monkey with a micropenis, paired with Hoegaarden Brewery’s Hoegaarden Wheat Beer. Then Melissa gives it a hack with the story of Lizzie Borden, who loved hatchets and pigeons and not so much her parents, paired with...
May 21, 2018•1 hr 57 min
Buff up your tour rider and grab some new groupies, because this week the ladies are bringing us Rock Star Ghosts! Melissa goes first with the story of Mama Cass who’s ghost hangs out on a Stairmaster, drinking cream and eating ham sandwiches, paired with Oskar Blues Brewery Mama’s Lil Yellow Pils Pilsner. Then Vanessa fills us in on the ghost of Jim Morrison who definitely did break on thru to the other side and now just wants to cuddle, paired with Stone Brewing’s & NOFX’s Punk in Drublic ...
May 14, 2018•1 hr 38 min
If you thought regular children were annoying, wait until you have to deal with ghost ones! That’s right, this week the BnB crew are here to make you laugh about dead kids! Vanessa decided to go with quantity over quality with the tale of St Mary’s Orphan Asylum, where we learn Cubans are good at weather, nuns are good at tying knots, and orphans are bad at swimming, paired with Spoetzl Brewery’s Shiner Bock. Then Melissa gets REAL creepy with the (fake?) tale of Dear David, where we learn no go...
May 07, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Dust off the camping gear and stock up on sunscreen, because to celebrate (belatedly) Earth Day we’re bringing you Haunted National Parks! Melissa pitches her tent first at beautiful Yellowstone, where you can die from in fart caves and have a visit from old Uncle Yancy, the finger banging ghost, paired with Three Weavers Brewing Company’s Seafarer kölsch. Then Vanessa goes chasing waterfalls at Yosemite, where there are curses, and cryptids, and ghosts (oh my!), paired with Golden State Cidar’s...
Apr 30, 2018•1 hr 30 min
Hello faithful listeners! This week the harsh reality of adulting has come crashing down on the BnB crew and we were not able to deliver unto you our usual awesomeness. We’re bummed about it too, guys! But we will be back very soon with more hilarious ghost stories and thematically appropriate beers. Until then, we bestow upon our ear holes this tasty beer nugget from Green Flash for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy responsibly.
Apr 23, 2018•20 min
Step away from that bulletin board covered in grainy pictures and put down the red string, 'cause this week the ladies are going absolutely fuckin' bonkers over some of the wackiest wackadoos out there... that's right, we're doing Conspiracy Theories: Pop Stars Edition. Vanessa is the first to lose her mind over the fact, THE FACT, that JonBenét Ramsey didn't actually die, and is now Katy Perry (or maybe Taylor Schilling, and a man... don't get caught up in the details, okay... that's how the Il...
Apr 16, 2018•1 hr 21 min
Some people believe in ghosts. Some people don’t. We never believed in a man named Zak Bagans until we came face to face with him. So we set out on a quest to capture what we saw into a podcast... raw... extreme... this is our mocking of Ghost Adventures. In honor of the Bagans’s birthday and the long awaited release of Zak’s “documentary” Demon House, we have for your listeningk pleasure and extra special (and extra long) episode. First we review Demon (Goat) House, and then each of us, ENGINEE...
Apr 09, 2018•2 hr 20 min
Heat up the moonshine still and get the bathtub ready for gin storage, ‘cause this week we’re going back to the roaring 20’s for Prohibition Ghosts! Melissa gets the first round with the tale of the Casablanca Inn featuring Edna Deadhusband and her sick lantern waving skills, paired with The Good Beer Company’s Cara Cara Viego Farmhouse Ale. Then Vanessa brings us the story of Benzezin “Bugsy” Siegel who lived his best life by ending others, paired with The Great Divide Brewing Co’s Strawberry R...
Apr 02, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Get dressed in your most fashionable hiking clothes, because it’s time to sweat with some celebrities in Haunted Griffith Park, Los Angeles’ inner-city paradise of green and ghosts! Vanessa leads the first hike with the local legend of Table 29, where two young lovers were murdered while porking by a super angry tree, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Wolf Among the Weeds IPA. Then Melissa takes lead with some background on the park and the curse of Petranilla, a bad ass bitch who said “if I can...
Mar 26, 2018•1 hr 28 min
Slap on a tinfoil hat, and line up your butt for some probing, because this week’s the gals are doing stories that are outta this world!! That’s right, we’re doing frickin’ aliens! Melissa is the first to be abducted with the story of Joe Simonton and his close encounter of the brunch kind including space panacakes (... or maybe poop), paired with Transplants Brewing Company’s Filbert chocolate hazelnut brown. Then Vanessa gets beamed aboard with her tale of the Battle for Los Angeles, when an a...
Mar 19, 2018•1 hr 16 min
Kick that leprechaun outta bed and barf up all that shitty green beer, because to celebrate a day where everyone is drunk and Irish the gals are bringing us Haunted Ireland 2: Ireland with a Vengence! Vanessa starts things off with the tale of Loftus Hall, the most haunted house in Ireland, where the devil will fuck your daugher and then cheat at cards, paired with Innis & Gunn Kindred Spirits Irish Whiskey aged Stout. Then Melissa takes over with the story of Duckettss Grove, which has not ...
Mar 13, 2018•1 hr 24 min
Break out the fancy gowns and get pre-drunk in the limo, because the BnB crew is celebrating awards season once again, with Haunted Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo! Melissa is the first to walk the red carpet, as she tells the tale of the Chateau Marmont, a playground for the rich, and depraved, and famous, and one departed comedian, paired with Lagunitas Brewing Company’s Sakitumi IIPA. Then Vanessa fields reporter questions as she tells us about The Comedy’s Store and it’s many, many cranky mob...
Mar 05, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Were you alone and lonely on Valentine’s Day? If you’re fed up with dating options in your area, maybe you should try looking beyond the void, and starting bumping uglies with the undead. Yes, people do that, and yes we are talking all about it! Also, this week the gals turn over their notes and let Engineer Bob tell the stories... if he can decipher their notes. After some background on the science and myth behind the practice of spectrophilia (aka ghost fuckin’), we launch into the story of Do...
Feb 26, 2018•1 hr 15 min
We do solemnly swear that we will faithfully execute a podcast about office of the President of the United States. To celebrate hangover Monday, aka Presidents Day, the BnB crew is bringing us Dead Presidents! Melly holds office first with the ghost of #20, James Garfield, who haunts his old house with his old lady, with some bonus info on his killer, a sex cult dropout with amazing toes, paired with Unibroue’s Éphémère Pomme white ale. Then, due to laws of succession, Vanessa steps up with the ...
Feb 19, 2018•1 hr 26 min
