Aired LIVE on July 14th for Patreon members only! Join now for future live shows and more at patreon.com/bonetopickcast. On this wild, no-pants-needed episode of A Bone to Pick, Bobby Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into chaos, comedy, and capitalism—from torrential rain in NYC to overpriced umbrellas, t-shirt mob scenes, and the absurdity of do-it-yourself restaurant meals. Hilariously unfiltered and painfully relatable, the guys unpack how society unravels at the drop of a giveaway or a dr...
Jul 21, 2025•58 min•Ep. 119
In this wild and hilarious episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi unleash a barrage of grievances ranging from prison-tatted waiters to Fourth of July neighborhood snitches. With unfiltered honesty and razor-sharp wit, the duo dives into fan-submitted "bones to pick" and exposes the absurdities of modern life—from meditating in parking lots to hot dog competition etiquette. Packed with rants, roasts, and raw laughs, this episode captures the chaotic brilliance of two comi...
Jul 14, 2025•43 min•Ep. 118
From men shamelessly rocking flowery beach totes to the etiquette of sharing pizza like a civilized adult. They break down awkward encounters with restaurant staff using the same bathroom as guests, roast politicians with savage comedic precision, and tackle the eternal struggle of trusting GPS apps over your own “shortcut” instincts. This unapologetically honest conversation blends edgy humor with relatable rants, featuring fan-submitted “bones” and laugh-out-loud reenactments. Whether you’re t...
Jul 07, 2025•46 min•Ep. 117
Wild rants about fireworks disasters, Fourth of July chaos, and the myth of pizza crust being the “best part.” From Bobby’s accidental sleeveless biker look to Paul’s shady run-ins with shipping yards and illegal fireworks, the guys explore their bones to pick with everything from motorcycle clubs hijacking intersections to absurd password requirements at gas station rewards programs. Fans also weigh in with their own gripes about automated job applications and flimsy paper towels. Packed with l...
Jun 30, 2025•38 min•Ep. 116
From dealing with entitled frat bros and clueless teens to traumatic pool horseplay and balloon-wielding moms at graduations, no pet peeve is safe. With surprise bones from fan emails and Robert’s own son Max joining the action, this episode blends stand-up-style rants with real-world absurdities. Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into a wild mix of personal gripes and relatable frustrations.
Jun 23, 2025•46 min•Ep. 115
On this episode of Bone to Pick, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on everything from fake watch guys and sneakerhead culture to “fat shots,” wedding etiquette, and the rage-inducing people who watch sports on their phones at concerts. They’re joined by Mikey, fresh off his wedding and new fitness journey, to roast passive-aggressive neighbors, call out emotional manipulation with the word "whatever," and dig into why reality cooking shows are more sob story than skill. Hilarious fan-...
Jun 16, 2025•48 min•Ep. 114
Starting with backward hats and “angsty leans,” and spiraling into youth sports parent drama, line-cutting psychos, disgusting public restroom etiquette, and unspoken bro-code body language, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into real-life rants and absurd grievances—They also tackle fan-submitted bones like bread twist ties and drivers who block ambulances. Whether it’s dissecting suburban dad fashion or fighting off nose-blowers at the casino, nothing is off-limits. It’s equal parts t...
Jun 09, 2025•41 min•Ep. 113
Don't leave crumbs in the butter!! The boys go off on summertime sidewalk hogs, picture-perfect expectations, soggy butter etiquette, and the death of durable socks. With unfiltered rants and fan-submitted gripes, the duo exposes everyday annoyances with raw honesty and big laughs. From chaotic Navy SEAL dreams to emotional wedding rants, it's a wild ride of stand-up-level commentary, street-level social analysis, and absurdity. Whether you're tired of sidewalk clogs or crumb-covered spreads, th...
Jun 02, 2025•41 min•Ep. 112
Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle politics, power, and the absurdity of Hollywood's elite—firing shots at everyone from P. Diddy to presidential candidates. They joke about hip-hop scandals, gay rumors in entertainment, and the hypocrisy of social media lurkers, while also getting fired up over thermostats, shirtless Zoom calls, and passive-aggressive mumblers. No topic is off-limits in this wildly funny, sometimes outrageous, but always honest conversation about the ridiculousness of modern cu...
May 26, 2025•37 min•Ep. 111
From slurping sounds and misophonia to wedding day confessions, passive-aggressive narcissists, and parents who let their kids dictate weekend plans. They roast bad gas station etiquette, debate who’s really “managing” group travel, and break down fake sympathy gestures like "sorry for your loss." Plus, listener-submitted video bones spark hilarious rants about freezer-burnt sausage and pump-hogging lotto players. If you love raw, honest comedy, unfiltered takes on modern life, and comedians cal...
May 19, 2025•48 min•Ep. 110
Group texts during live games, snapping at waiters, red onions ruining burgers, and the chaos of missing hunting licenses. From mob-adjacent impressions to British retail bone-picking and absurd hypotheticals (like pooping Rolexes), no gripe is too small for these comics to roast. Packed with fan-submitted gripes, personal stories, and rapid-fire banter, this episode brings unfiltered comedy gold and relatable pet peeves to the mic. Don’t miss your weekly dose of stand-up-level storytelling, bru...
May 12, 2025•55 min•Ep. 109
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May 05, 2025•49 min•Ep. 108
In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast , Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese dive into wild stories about bad hotel room service, broken "Do Not Disturb" signs, ridiculous social media fakes, and over-the-top real estate listing jokes. They roast everything from fake military reunion videos to magic tricks gone wrong, and even debate if getting p*gged is worth $50 million! Plus, hear Robert’s epic rant about outdated Halloween decorations still standing in April. Packed with n...
Apr 29, 2025•45 min•Ep. 107
Bobby goes off on a guy wearing a leather top hat in a coffee shop, Paul questions whether straight men should even be flight attendants, and the duo debates just how many handicap parking spots a store really needs. From fashion crimes to in-flight service fails to overcrowded sinks and over-the-top bathroom clutter, no petty grievance is safe. Plus, fan-submitted bones bring the chaos with photographic evidence and a passionate video rant about abuse of handicap placards. Tune in for rants, ro...
Apr 21, 2025•38 min•Ep. 106
In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedy legends Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi welcome a call in from comedy icon Colin Quinn for an off-the-rails, laugh-packed session of grievances, rants, and unexpected wisdom. From live plants in restaurants to overbooked airlines and absurd movie tropes, no topic is safe. Colin joins the chaos mid-show to share his signature dry wit and absurd characters, while fans send in their own "bones to pick"—including a wild tale about ...
Apr 13, 2025•42 min•Ep. 105
In this episode of Bone to Pick , Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off on a wild ride—from Mike’s car getting stolen in Queens to outrageous strip club stories, awkward vitamins, and a heated rant about society’s fear of confronting public mental health breakdowns. They tackle everything from lazy cops to the reality of losing a car and a job in 48 hours, all while managing to keep it funny, intense, and relatable. Plus, they dive into fan-submitted “bones to pick,” giving shoutouts and laughs to ...
Apr 07, 2025•43 min•Ep. 104
On this episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with hilarious rants about juicy-lipped cops, disappointing hotel meatballs, Tesla vandalism, and the mystery of standing on vs in line. The crew also roasts flavored lip balm, mourns bad appetizers, and dives into fan-submitted “bones to pick” including roundabouts and loading zone violations. Packed with wild banter, absurd impressions, and a Broadway-worthy musical bit about beef jerky, this episod...
Mar 31, 2025•45 min•Ep. 103
In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Bone to Pick Podcast , comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into their biggest daily annoyances, from embarrassing parenting moments to awkward gym dads and the never-ending debate on phone placement. The guys also tackle delusional sports parents, the rise of Ozempic and weight-loss injectables, mental health therapy routines, and the overhype of Flamin' Hot Cheeto bagels. With outrageous fan-submitted “bones” and brutally honest takes on everyt...
Mar 24, 2025•52 min•Ep. 102
Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive into the daily annoyances that grind their gears, from people hogging mobile order pickup counters to absurd movie continuity errors (seriously, where do those blood oath scars go?). The guys also debate the quirks of air travel, share fan-submitted bones to pick, take on the unsolicited medical advice epidemic and including a rant about animated pets driving cars—this episode is packed with comedy gold. Don’t miss it! Subscribe, hit the like button, and send us ...
Mar 17, 2025•49 min•Ep. 101
Get ready for a hilarious and unfiltered live episode of Bone to Pick Podcast ! Recorded at City Vineyard, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take the stage to rant about everything that grinds their gears—from sneaker etiquette and awkward public restrooms to the absurdity of fast food drive-thrus and weak handshakes. Featuring surprise guest Ian Fidance, this episode is packed with outrageous audience interactions, fan-submitted gripes, and gut-busting roasts. Support the show and get 50% off your 1 ...
Mar 10, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 100
From debating the science of cold cans to a bizarre arcade heist, Robert and Paul tackle life’s most ridiculous frustrations. Plus, an unhinged supermarket bathroom encounter and why parking near the garbage cans might be a crime. Life is ice—get your shovel. 🥶💀 #BoneToPickPodcast Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE
Mar 03, 2025•53 min•Ep. 99
In this episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi sit down with comedian Yannis Pappas, co-host of the legendary History Hyenas Podcast with Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano, to rant about life’s biggest annoyances. The conversation kicks off with hilarious banter about friendship, missed calls, and why some people never return texts. They dive into a brutally funny takedown of Disney World, arguing it's an overpriced, exhausting experience that drains families financially ...
Feb 24, 2025•58 min•Ep. 98
The boys dive into group calls where people ignore you, and the art of passive-aggressive parking wars. They also break down the worst phone etiquette offenders, from early morning group texts to people oversharing personal drama on speakerphone in public. Plus, they debate whether eating ice cream in winter is a crime and the mystery of why manual transmission drivers feel superior. Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www...
Feb 17, 2025•52 min•Ep. 97
Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with parking garages that take your money but wont let you park your big car, people who shush you while they are on the phone and more! Keep them coming to bonetopickcast@gmail.com Support the show and start your free Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our new Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/b...
Feb 10, 2025•48 min•Ep. 96
SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY | February 6th, 2025: https://citywinery.com/city-vineyard-... Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with gender neutral bathrooms, people who tell you they don't like you in certain situations and more! Send us your bones! bonetopickcast@gmail.com Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Follow the show! http...
Feb 03, 2025•50 min•Ep. 95
SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY | February 6th, 2025: https://citywinery.com/city-vineyard-nyc/events/bone-to-pick-podcast-live-6e8tvj Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick when your wife has no common courtesy when you take a few minutes to relax, when people make plans for you without telling or consulting you and more! Keep them coming to bonetopickcast@gmail.com Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our new Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episo...
Jan 27, 2025•43 min•Ep. 94
Robert, Paul and Mike have a Bone to Pick with congestion pricing and bagel prices... Keep them coming to bonetopickcast@gmail.com Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our new Patreon for unedited content, bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Follow the show! https://linktr.ee/bonetopickcast EMAIL US YOUR BONES: bonetop...
Jan 20, 2025•50 min•Ep. 93
When comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi see trouble in the subway, they become soldiers! Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi LIVE Bone To Pick in NYC, February 6th 2025: https://citywinery.com/city-vineyard-nyc/events/bone-to-pick-podcast-live-6e8tvj Get a completely free hat @birddogs with code BONETOPICK at https://www.birddogs.com/BONETOPICK Join our new Patreon for bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast Fol...
Jan 13, 2025•52 min•Ep. 92
Listener Note: This episode was recorded the week of Christas 2024. It was not intended to be a holiday episode, they boys couldn’t help but be in a holiday mood! Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi have bones to pick with people who put liquids in their carry-on luggage, stores that let homeless people run a muck in their stores plus some funny listener bones about the holidays! Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our new Patreon for bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes...
Jan 06, 2025•53 min•Ep. 91
Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi are back with another hilarious episode of the Bone to Pick Podcast! From rants about cutesy highway safety slogans to dining disasters and fan-submitted parking frustrations, they tackle life’s everyday annoyances. They also dive into moral hypocrisies and how society picks and chooses its outrage. Bone to Pick Podcast starring Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi Join our new Patreon for bonus weekly Fan Bone Episodes & early release of the podcast: www.patre...
Dec 30, 2024•50 min•Ep. 90
