Horizon's Slippery Greens

It's probably not in the houses , though , right ? No , I think you're up on the embankment there . I think this might be the UTEP team , bro . Probably I'm trying to get the UTEP coach on the podcast . I think that's him . It might be him right there , the head pro at Butterfield . Oh , okay , remember him . He's not at Butterfield anymore . Oh , he's not .

Where is he at ? So he's singing it easy now . And he said he'd help me out , try to get a couple people that he knows on the podcast Some pros , the coach and he said he'd love to be a part of you know , helping me a little bit . So we'll see how it goes . And I did crush that . I don't even see it .

Yeah , I think you're up in the middle of that tree . No , look up to that , and I probably should even go long iron on this hole . I'm trying to improve my GIR dude . What is that Greens and regulation ? Yeah , see how it goes today . Left At the right distance ? Yeah , that was about just a short of a flag , damn boy .

Yeah , I'm probably somewhere up there . Huh , yeah , I think you crushed it . Dude , you may even have to take a drop because it's going to be in all that crap . You know , I don't think you went left , I think you went that way . I can go this way if you'd like . Nah , it's just that I saw something that looked like wall stuff .

But I mean , I don't mind taking a drop if I have to , but I definitely did crush it Because there's nowhere to be found . I look for it while you're taking a . I thought about it practicing or three-wood . I wasn't even thinking long iron dude , the way I saw you smack that . Oh , look right here , found it . Yeah , are you going to hit it from there ?

Is it hittable ? I mean Probably . Huh , might as well take it out now . Yeah , that's fine . Want me to take it out for you ? Yeah , that's fine , I don't hit my club . You're hitting the cucklings . Cuckling , yeah , the cucklings . Bad or tidalist velocity . Those are my clubs or my balls . Oh , get up . Good shot . Oh . Oh , that's long , probably .

Huh , yeah , I think you might have rolled over . I hope I didn't go in that bunker . Dude , it's my net , mrs , I might be in there , unless you missed it left . Yeah , the bunker sucks , man . No , do I keep the bunkers ? No , I like bunkers , just not that one . It's not that one Shit . I'm going to take you all the way over there .

I'm going to put on the parkers on that side . I love that . Yeah , using the bunkers . Fuck , you're right there . Doosh , doosh . So what's up , guys ? We're back for another episode of Buggies and Brews . We're playing at Horizon Golf Course in El Paso , texas . Oh , I was pin-high , dude , I was pin-high . It's way up here , right on it .

Oh , yeah , it's way out here in the middle of nowhere . Well , it used to be the middle of nowhere , now it's got so much shit . And yeah , that's how I'll start in the bunker , first hole . It's fun , right ? Roll , roll , roll . I'll take that . This bunker usually sucks for me , dude . Oh , sit , sit , so we can get a nice little play In or out .

We're golfing , it doesn't matter , golfing with a good friend of mine . I'll wait for you to get close , kind of . It's been a long time . Oh , it's a little fast . Oh , hit it . Oh , you needed that . You were in here for the . Did you play here with the temporary greens ? Yeah , they redid all the greens .

So you know I mean I'm sure you know that they redid all the greens , that's what I heard . This green looks different . Yeah , you have different reads now . They're all totally changed Well , not totally changed , but they're a lot different from what they used to be , and they don't . They're not very soft , man , they're really hard . They roll .

Oh , get in hell . Yeah , four Good putt . Yeah , it's new greens for me right here . Get in . Oh , how fun . Not two shabs , not two shabs . Smash the drive got a double story of my life . Putt for dough , baby , look at that . I like that . Get in , that's all right , I'll get them back . This golf stuff is pretty fun . You want some music , dude ?

That's fine . You want me to write down our scores , or are you going to do it on your grit ? We can do the grit . You're doing it on the grit too . Yeah , you know , you can play around now with each other , like you could add me to the round and I could play my score . And you could also like play different games , like Wolf .

Oh , really , you can count your beers and all this crazy stuff . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , I do . It's pretty cool . I'll sink that off . Sink it . We started with the blues , right , yeah , started with the blues . I got a three-putt double bogey . That's fun . Oh , no , three puts , no , three puts . Three puts are bad . I'm okay with that one .

Considering , right , yeah , considering how far I was .

And then the thing is that you could have hit it out . I think you would have got it up . Okay , they just didn't want you to hit out of the prep . Ruin your clubs . Oh , yeah , for sure . Yeah , it's like when I'm making a shit ton of money because of golf and I won't do a fuck about what , about what ? Hitting it out of that crap .

How's work , good man , you guys been busy . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , a whole lot of craziness going on this heat Heat Playing part of it or not ? Oh yeah , they play a big part of it . We just had a dude well , not a dude , but I guess a company was up there doing some work on the mountain From his truck rolled down .

Yeah , from there , there's a road right here . You see where it came down . You guys have to go get them . Well , it happened the day before we got called out there . Oh , yeah , I'm thinking somebody forgot to put the fuck in . Look at how high it is . Yeah , did you put a brake on or just left it in neutral ? There's nobody in there .

There's nobody in there . It happened the day before and they called the company and said , no , no , everybody's fine , nobody was hurt . So they felt like they didn't have to report it . So the next day somebody called 911 , you guys went out there . That's crazy . Yeah , we got the driver head covers , polos , bucket hats .

Let me look at the website , these bucket hats . I have one of those . Was it like the gambler hat ? The one with straw ? Oh , yeah , yeah , I got those . Let's take a picture of Ryada . Put that one on the website . Yeah , we're going to be stuck . Yeah , we are . We might as well pair with them , probably , if they even want to . Yeah , if they want to .

They don't look like they were going to want to . It's going to be such a slow pace if we don't . Good old slow burn , unless some of these guys let them pass . I think they're the last group of that . I think they're having a little tournament of their own , because there is like four or five groups of four guys .

I think it started off with these guys right here or the one just before . So they're all on holes three , four , five and probably starting on six . Yeah , four or four sums up ahead of us . That's rough . I just hope they're good . Yeah , no shit . Or if they're playing a scramble or something Nah , I highly doubt that . Yeah , they're moving a lot faster .

Oh , and then you can track your shot . You can track your shots now . Yeah , you're watched now , right , track your shots . What you hit , which club you hit ? The Grants , the Grants A bad ass app . Yeah , I like it a lot . You're the one who introduced it to me too , right ? Yeah , you've used 18 birdies , right ?

No , I've downloaded it , but no , I used to use . I forgot what it's called . It's right here . So there's a few people that I've recently golfed with that use 18 birdies and they're like oh well , all my friends use 18 birdies . I was like get them all on the grant man , it's a better app than the 18 birdies . I've tried both . I've looked at it .

I have it downloaded , but , yeah , I think the Grants is probably the best . Yeah , it's the best maps , the best game app for playing . It's a bad ass app and I like that . They just updated it to where you can play skins . Yeah , you can do . Okay , I know what you're talking about . You can track those . Scramble . You can play . Wolf , you can play .

What is it Like Vegas or there's a couple different games that you can play that all can be tracked on the grant . Now , I'll be honest with you , I don't even know how to play half of those Me , neither I don't , but I've played two of them . Really . Yeah , I've played two of them and , like , wolf is a cool game . That's a fun game to play .

They have the rules on the app , right ? I'm sure they probably do . I wouldn't doubt it . At least I like the shark head cover . Dude , it's nice . I appreciate it . Oh , I slipped . Oh , that's money . Go over the tree though . Oh , under the tree . Oh , I hit the tree . No , I hit the tree . I hope they had a good bounce .

Yeah , I hope so too , or I hope it at least just fell straight down . Oh , my God , that's smacked Jesus Christen . That should play . Huh , yeah , it's going to play for sure . I think I got it in the perfect spot . So you're at least 150 . I was trying to stay away from the water . I think you're between a 150 yard mark over there . I bet you're .

130 from the hole . 130 ? I bet you are . It's a good distance for me . Anything in front of that's not too good . Is this a par 4 ? Yes , sir , you know , back in the day it used to be a par 5 . Told you that , right , this one , right , yeah , because there's one last par 5 on this course now .

Yes , like a normal course , and this one used to be the par 5 . Because it's a par 71 , right , yeah , wow , par 70 . Par 70 . Yeah , so this one was a par 5 back in the day . And I think I want to say 15 was a par 5 back in the day . What ? They made a row there in the shortened bit or something . No , no , no , no , no .

They just made it a par 4 because it was a short par 5 . This one was a short par 5 and now it was a short par 5 . This is not very long course . Yeah , it's not . So it kind of sucks to walk . Yeah , it's not a very long course . It makes it longer because you have to . Ah , crap , they hope it is . Want to know something ?

I've been chipping really well on my fucking 4 iron . Dude . Really , I was playing Lone Star , uh-huh , and I just get my 4 iron from a Just bumping right Underneath the trees , bump and run and close to the hole . Dude , where would you enjoy the clip ? Oh , the other road or something . Yeah , it's a otch . I used to do a lot of that .

Just get it close , crap , nope , what happened ? Oh , I see it . You've got to be way up there , dude , pass the one fifth mark for sure . I think it's right there , unless that's a no . I don't think that's you , unless that's the oh . No , that's not even the ball . No 170 . Come on , six , don't fail me . Come on , keep falling .

All right , oh , you're up there , dude , I see you . You see it . Yeah , you don't want me to baby , I think it used to be a part five here because of the water Makes sense . The water plays quite a big factor on this hole . That's why it's the handicap one . Oh , this is the handicap one hole . Yeah , oh shit .

Yeah , I used to always go in this freaking water , dude , you and me both . Buddy , oh , he's messing me up . Oh shit , I'm stuck . I don't know . I got my range fighter . If you want to use it , yeah , I'm going to have to . It's upside down . Just kidding , I was like what the fuck ? 120 . Get up , good ball . Get up there , good ball .

How are you liking those A-Cos chips , dude ? Are they working out really nicely ? What are you talking about ? The chips ? Your A-Cos ? No , no , no , those right there on the ends of your piece , oh , I don't even use them anymore . No , really . Yeah , why ? Because the Grint does the same thing . Okay , okay , okay .

So I used to use it a lot because I was able to track my distances and stuff , everything . The Grint does the same thing . How many of you are tracking your shot ? It does , yeah , so you still have to do the same thing with the A-Cos ? Yeah , really . Yeah , you still kind of have to press the buttons .

Yeah , you have to press things , dude , look , I'm paying high bro . I'm just off , just off the Grint , dude , what the fuck ? Yeah , I should have taken my pitching wedge . I don't want to have to do the tool . I'm kind of waiting until I just come in .

It's pretty cool because it's magnetic , it sticks to the car and it can hold your club and your cigar . It kind of folds into a lie . It's pretty tight . Which way do you want me to mark it . Greens are looking nice though . Yeah , they are nice , they're just fast . Left , left , you're right , my left this way . Good , that's fine , tim .

Now I don't even know I might have to go right over that . We're back . I think winds in our face are on hole nine . You're 10 over and I'm 12 over . I am 10 over , sir . I'm having this shitty round . I've had two triples , terrible Two triples , and I'm 12 over . That's not too bad . Actually , golf sucks sometimes . Golf sucks sometimes 198 .

It's probably to the middle , to the back , right now . Yesterday was a nice day . I wish I could have come out yesterday . Where's the flag man ? Should we put it up ? Yeah , I don't see it . Okay , I see it . Man , it disappeared on me . Get there . It's going to be short . Wait , was it short ? You're on right . I have no idea .

I lost it after a while . Seven , I didn't see that , sir . I know it was left , right , left of the flag or left of the green . Okay , I'm watching from the green . Oh , you're right there , dude . Check it out . Oh no , oh no , stop . Fuck . Looks like we all did it . I'm already hitting bogey , christian . Oh man , I needed that . He's gonna play .

I can't believe I tripled that dude . I got a that thin . I thinned it over here and it's fucking horrible . One day I want to be able to be so good with this drone that I can just follow you ball and just follow us right now . Oh , that's cool . I think I had a 50 dude . That's the worst round I've had in forever . I shot a bogey there .

Oh , did you I shot a 48 . Yeah , 48? . Yeah , cause I tripled this one . That's right , I forgot that you did . I didn't even think about that . Did I ever show you the drone shots Ian got at Olympic National Park and Oregon , oregon and Washington ? Nah , I bet it's beautiful dude . Oh , bro , I'll show you right now . Drone footage comes out badass .

You gotta see this shit . It's good dude . Yeah , it's good shit . It's cool where you can go and like how you can see things so clear in it . Apparently , drones are . They're not allowed in national parks .

That white one , where'd you go ? Right here , somewhere , right here , yeah , literally like short , somewhere , I don't know . I don't know . All right , there , look . Oh , god damn boy , that went straight up it all . Come back to me 180 . Oh , get on , get on , that was a good ball You're on , unless it rolls right back off because it's fucking horizon .

Yeah , it rolls right back off , dude . Come on then . Any other course you'd be on that bitch dude . Will it avoid trees by itself ? Yeah , yeah , yeah . 171 . I lost this , though . I lost this . Yeah , oh shit . Oh , that turned hard on my in my hands . It looked like it . Huh , it looked like it . Yeah , it turned hard on my hands .

You know , I just like to do things the hard way , so what's that Shit ? That's how I like playing golf the hard way . Wait , I think that one's mine that he's going to , or no ? Is this one mine ? That's yours , that one's mine , right To the right . Yeah , yeah , for sure . What's going on , sir ? Make it happen , short , baby , the shit out of that one .

Nice shot man . That one went in . Woo , that's where it's supposed to go , dude , jesus . So our putters , the same Kind of sort of Mine's , a little thicker , I think , yeah , use this , get in Boom . Oh , nice putt . That one hit the swirly man A little swirly , huh , you and me both , partner . Yeah , I think I got a double too . My bet .

I'd rather what you just did than drop it Because you let it go too quick , so now we have to pick it up again . Yeah , they're not allowed at state parks . I was just telling them that , yeah , you see , went to a state park and got in trouble for using it . He did , he did . Oh , he did . Yeah , we didn't know .

At Olympic National Park , national Park , not state parks National Park . Is their Really something happened ? Is it still closed over here ? Looks like it . I'm curious From the outside . Look at it .

Looks like I had it all Pull ten double bogey , 15 overs , did a freaking ten Worst round I played in probably a couple years Terrible , probably full of shit , but it would make this course so much harder . Yeah , they both had water . They both had water . Sometimes you get to play it in there because it goes in there and there's no water , so it's dry .

The pin's always down here , dude , it is . It never fucking fails . Dude , always down here . Girl , I wanna run right to you . It's always down there . Man , I haven't played it up there in a while , really . No , it's been a while . I'd rather play it down there . I'd rather play it up there because you can hit it hard .

I can hit the club I want here up there , see , and then if you hit it long and you're up there . It's a really hard putt . How much is this ? I doubt it's 150 . I'm sure it's more like 120 . 130 , maybe I'll give you an accurate rating . 150 to the center . It says 150 to the back , maybe . No , no , it's saying 120 to the center .

Okay , so then , like 110 , then the dude in blue is at 135 . I love it . Let's go get another club . Bring out the pen . 138 , right at the pin 138 . Do you know the guy who makes those Chico Golf Polos ? No , but One has the best sticks . Okay , that's cool To that . Drone footage is freaking sick dude .

I wish I would have had the drone when we went to Hawaii . You didn't have it . You're on the left side . You see where all this tall green grass is , right at the bottom of it . You're like 50 yards in front of it or 30 yards in front of it , just off to the green , just off to the left of the green . Solid hit . Yeah , it was a good hit .

Hold it a little bit . I see it . It was going straight at the center of the green and fading . No , I see it , I didn't quite make the green . I'm on the fringe , right on the fringe . You're not going to see it , after you hit it , christian , it's going to have to be us track it .

Okay , I'm going to go , I'm going to go , I'm going to go , I'm going to go . Okay , okay , probably . Oh , I pulled it , you pulled it , I pulled the shit out of it . I don't know if you guys oh , there , you are right there , we're all short , we're all short from the general area to the left . I'm going to go in the middle , okay , yep , I see .

And then , with the wind at our face , we probably should have clubbed up . Yeah , well , I thought I clubbed up . I probably should have hit a nine , a nice soft nine , but I pulled it . I felt it when I hit it . Yeah , do you see , I'm the . And then you see me , I'm on the fringe , and then you hit , and then you roll down just a little bit .

Okay , we're all head . And then he's up there . He's the one that hit the right club . He just went far left and put us in the shade out . It's got you . Yeah , that did the right club just pulled left . I was a good hit man . Yeah , I see it . So I almost hit the green , put in the hole the ball to . Now I want to get some backspin .

Yeah , no , kidding . Right that hit , left dude that hit and then went left . Oh , hold your horses , somebody's calling you , get in . Wow , good putt , do you want me to mark it or no ? No , you're good . How do I want to go slow , dude ? Good putt . Par , how's back to back ? Pars for Manny , huh . Yes , sir , maybe I can go par par .

Four pars in a row . That'd be great . That would be nice . I'm going to go par par birdie or eagle on the last one . Yeah , this one demo could have been a par five . Huh , they had so much room they could have made this a par five . How many ? I agree , look back there . It's four , ten dude . Look back there . Oh , for back for all .

Yeah , with T-boxes over there . Yeah , imagine how these here you go your droplet's out of here . Imagine how these trees would play though . Yeah , that's what I'm saying . That would be freaking sick Dude . It's funny . I don't have any cartcruises right now . I wonder if they all quit because the restaurant's closed or something .

And also , you know , when I play early in the morning , like at 7 , nobody's drinking . I don't even drink anymore . So I mean me .

I'm doing a nice job , but it was nice to see , like the look in the lady's room , yeah , but also like I mean , at least come around with some Gatorade , some waters , maybe a Snickers , yeah , like some snacks , like keep you going the four hours you're going to be out here in the sun , like , even if you don't drink beer , like that's nice to have .

I don't think they've ever had cartcruises . We need to turn them off , because whoever's running the tournament Running a tournament has a lot of people . That's the right technique . Sun coming down , you can see the mountains a little bit . I have another battery . I can get it if I want to . So you're ready for the Goose story .

Oh yeah , we forgot to tell you the Goose story , dude . So you played at Lone Star , right ? So Lone Star , there's full 10 , 11 is a part 5 , 12 is the part 3 , and then 13 comes back with the water right in front of you . Yeah , exactly . And so Manny is hitting his drive . The water's right in front of you , right ?

Manny goes and freaking , smacks the drive low , like he does , and a Goose was flying right in front of him and he smacked the Goose man and the Goose went alright , fucking , just flops , dude .

No , this was like right when I first started golfing it was a long time ago and , yeah , man , I mean I wish we would have got it on footage , that would have been awesome . I felt like shit . But this guy fell on the floor laughing dude , I was dying . I was literally on the floor laughing my ass off . It was hilarious .

Like he's like complexion , he gets red . This guy was fucking red . But that fucking diggle , yeah , it was bad .

So he's a paramedic , so he wanted to try to save it . No , he didn't . He's like , should we go save it ? Go CPR ? Oh , but I fucking smacked that ball man . He freaking smoked him , smacked it . Pretty bad too , is it ? Oh , oh , fuck me . Oh , you went far . Right , you might be in the houses . Oh , wait , wait , let it hit , let it hit .

No , you're right up on the . Yeah , you'll find it . Make this . Yeah , that was terrible . We're gonna have to watch this ball dude , because it's freaking Now . The sun's making it hard , yeah , and wind , ice like too . But the wind , that was better . Your ball , it went further . Yeah , it's way over there . You have to drive to it , are you right as well ?

No , I'm dead center . Yeah , well , the first one I pulled , obviously , so it's like way out , two , three . I'm right in the middle now . I don't know if he's gonna drop over there somewhere . Probably gonna drop with this Mine's over here somewhere . Yeah , you're that black fence over there . People tell me I'm an asshole . Tell me something that I don't know .

Oh , you're just right there . You didn't go as far as I thought you did . I see it . Yeah , right now , after you hit someone , we'll pick it up . Yeah , yeah , smashed , he hit it pretty good . Just pick it up . I can probably hit it quickly . Just fucking make it happen . 460 , no , that's not the right one . I'm still on the fucking other hole .

197 , 198 . 197 , 198 . I think somebody else is teeing up . Oh , fuck me , dude , just had to rush . That's why you don't rush it , bro . Remember when you freaking killed it , I carry , okay . I think you were the only person impressed by that , dude . I'm pretty sure Everyone was impressed by that . You were the only one impressed by that .

You didn't even use the words , dude . You didn't even use the words . Is that me back there ? Probably no , I'm pretty sure I went up there , dude . What's that ? I'm almost sure it was . I'm up there . Do you have a distance ? By chance , I'm still getting 213 , but that's not right . Yeah , that's what mine's saying too . It's saying far , 160 , 170 . 160 , 170 .

Okay , I'll play 160 . Oh shit , that's my right . Son of a bitch . I'm gonna have to go back and check this ball over here . I'm not sure that's mine . Is he looking for his second ball that he hit ? Maybe , I don't know , my talent broke , babe . Are you looking for your second ball ? Oh , okay , oh , you went out . You were out that second ball you hit .

You're way out . Is this me ? Yes , all right , cool , sounds good to us . What's going on , sir ? Oh , I chunked it . Oh , man , I like how he hits the ball , him . Yeah , he hits backspin because of it . Yeah , so do I . I was noticing that too . He like it , almost like bounces it off . Yeah , he has good , yeah , I don't know .

I mean , it was hard to explain . He hits it like , like , like you say , to hit that backspin . Yeah , it's like he like flips it , bounces it off . Wow , that tells me . Do you have money for a pizza ? Pizza ? I said I have 15 , I have 25 bucks , never mind . And she's like I don't feel like cooking , so you can cook when you get home .

I was like no , I'm not cooking . Damn , they lost it in the sun . It's on , it's on . Oh , I see it . Yeah , the sun freaking got me on . That . Were you at car , right , I went somewhere over there . Oh , that's good . Oh shit , fucking green . God damn , dude , I guess this is our last guy's plane .

I think you're up there somewhere , dude , I was more right , I think . Oh , you're right there next to the tree , right , this tree , right here . You're right next to it . Yeah , dude , that was a good hit . It's just , these greens are concrete man . Yeah , it should have stuck when it should stick , it bounces . It would have been on if it was nice and soft .

Nah , I played early in the morning and nah , it's still pretty hard . See your way out there . And you hit the green Gershwin . That should have stuck , bro , nice , hit it Susie . Hey , oh shit . Everybody put in it almost at the same time . We put all our balls in the hole .