Whoa, whoops. Sorry about that. Didn't mean to yawn. I'm just exhausted. We've had quite the busy season from defeating supervillains to staying quiet in the library. We found stolen sushi, helped the sad firefly, raced in a go-kart race, overcame tongue twisters, and even broke... Bobby Wonder out of detention. It's been a season and I am le-tired. Perhaps this is the episode where we can finally relax.
So I bet in me saying that I just jinxed it. Welcome to the Bobby Wonder Show! Well, Grabstack, I think you'll finally get your day to relax. We've really done a lot this season, and I'm ready for us to maybe just have a chill, calm end to the season. Me too. I can't help but yawning. I am Slay Bay. Number one customer grab stack banana stand lady. What are you doing here?
I know I haven't been by the stand in a while, but that's because I've been so busy. Not because I don't love my classic two fried bananas stuffed into a peanut butter waffle covered in chocolate syrup. Oh, it's fine. I'm actually here because I need your help. You and the blue-haired boy. My name's Bobby Wonder. Yeah, yeah. So can you help me? Help you with what, lady? I need you to find the mythical banana.
Ooh, what's the mythical banana? Yeah, I've never heard of that. It's a banana that I must have, that I need. I need it to save the banana stand. Save your stand? What's happening to the banana stand? Okay, maybe saying save was dramatic, but I... I need the mythical banana to put my banana stand on the map so that I can get famous and so that I can get more customers so I can expand the franchise. I'm thinking of opening a second banana stand. So not save, but expand.
Well, yes. Plus, doesn't the mythical banana sound really cool? I heard it's a golden yellow, it shines, and it's the best-tasting banana of all time. Yeah, I don't know about this. I'm in! Yay! What? Grabstack, you were just yawning and saying you were tired. Are you sure you want to agree to a whole quest? Bob, I wonder, this isn't just any old quest. This is a quest for the mystical bu- Mythical.
This is a quest for the Mythical Banana! How often do you get to go on a quest for that? Almost never. True, but how come you can't go on the quest yourself, Banana Stand Lady? Aren't you two superheroes? I'm just a humble sidekick, but if you want to call me a superhero, I won't deny it. Where exactly is this mystical banana? You're asking what? Where is the mythical banana? Where is it? Yes.
So, like its location? Yes. How much more clear can I be? Hmm, maybe a little clearer. Where is the mythical banana? It's hidden deep in a temple in the Jungle of Misfortune. I'm sorry, what? It's hidden deep in a temple in the Jungle of Misfortune. So, you said you were in? The Jungle of Misfortune? I'm sure it's just a fun name. It doesn't mean actual misfortune. Really?
I don't know. I am not afraid. There's my number one customer. Really, Grabstock? When a mythical banana is on the line, fear doesn't mean anything to me. Jungle of misfortune? Psh, I can handle it. Okay. Oh, thank you so much. If you succeed and bring me back the mythical banana, you will get another lifetime supply of bananas on top of your already- Lifetime supply! A double lifetime supply of bananas! Amazing! Wait, that doesn't even make sense. Bobby, we have to do this!
Please, come on. We could even bring Lucy Wow in. She will definitely help us. Now you're bringing others into it? This sounds just like the type of fun adventure that would be perfect for a three-part finale to our season. Wink, wink. Come on, Bobby. Oh, all right. I'll go with you into the Jungle of Misfortune to find some golden mythical banana. Hooray!
Thank you so much, Bobby Wonder and Grabstack. You two truly are the heroes of Pflugerville. Right. Banana power! Banana power! Yeah, I'm not doing that. We should probably go tell Lucy Wow about this quest we just included her on. Come on, let's go to her big red barn. And then to the jungle of misfortune. Goodbye and good luck. This is so exciting!
official quest of the season! And it's for a banana! Ooh, how fun! You know what? I am excited. I'm ready to break out some new superpowers and show the world just how wonderful Bobby Wonder is. That's the spirit! Just watch out for that tree just ahead. It's coming right forth. That tree came out of nowhere. Sorry, Grabstack. I'm okay. Bobby Wonder, Grabstack, to what do I owe the pleasure today?
We've got a quest for you. A quest? I'm intrigued. Yes, we've been tasked by my close friend and personal chef, Bananasan Lady, to journey to the jungle of his fortune to find the elusive mythical banana. Mythical banana? No way! Wait, you know about this? Of course I know about it. I... We know about a lot of things. The mythical banana is a rumored golden-tinged banana found in the mysterious temple of the Yellow Curve deep in the Jungle of Misfortune. What's so special about this banana?
Well, firstly, it's a banana, so it's already special, duh. And besides being rumored to be the best tasting banana ever, it also is supposed to bring wealth, health, and unlimited energy to anyone who consumes it. I like all those things. We have to find it. Wanna come with us? Absolutely! We can take my high-speed jet. You sure you don't want me to fly? I've got that super speed. But I finally finished my high-speed jet. Trust me, you'll want to check it out. Kapow!
Yes, Lucy? Ready the high-speed jet. We have a mythical banana to find. Sounds about right. High-speed jet coming your way. Time to find that mythical banana. This is the best day ever. I'm so excited. Luckily, my love of bananas is outweighing the crippling fear of flying into a jungle called the Jungle of Misfortune. But it's all in the name of potassium. Let's take a quick break as we wait for the high-speed jet.
My fellow banana friends and fiends, we're about to head out on the quest of all quests. The quest for the mythical banana. I can't wait to start this adventure with my two best friends. I'm so excited that I'm not even hungry, which is really rare for me. Lucy, wow. You've really outdone yourself. This high-speed jet is sleek and smooth. Thank you, Grabstack. It took a lot of work, but I couldn't have done it without my sidekicks, Lenore, Sprinkles, and, of course, Kapow.
This jet has it all. Seat warmers, triple neon fuel blasters, a bathtub. What else could you need? Very cool, Luz. Thanks, Bobby. Shall we go now? We're off on adventure. Let me plug in the coordinates for the Jungle of Misfortune. Got it. 6,500 miles away. Whoa, that's far. Far? But it'll be worth it for the mythical banana. Everyone ready? Three, two, one. Hmm, I probably should have put more fuel in the jet before they left. Oh well, I'm sure they'll make it.
The highest! We should be there soon! I'm used to this level of speed. What's happening? What? I don't know. My engines don't go out like this. Wait, my high-speed jet, it's run out of fuel. Did Kapow not fill up the jet with all the power fuel? Um, that might be a question for another day because we are gliding real quickly toward that big blue ocean beneath us! No! Don't worry, I've got it. I'll be wonder, saving the day in your high-speed jet.
He's carrying us on his back. This is nothing to me. Which way do I go? Straight on that way. Perfect. Now I'll show you how fast I can fly. This might be... It is. Wait! Bobby! Watch out for that! Is everyone okay? Physically or mentally? Um, both? I'm okay. Ah, me too. Where did we land? We're in some sort of tree canopy. I think we made it to the jungle of misfortune. Why do you say that? Because these trees are covered in hundreds of bugs.
I'm trying not to freak out, but I am totally freaking out. Look, wait, there are vines. If we can swing across them, follow me. I'm right behind you, Luz. What? I did it. Definitely gonna add vines swinging onto my acting resume. I know the only reason I didn't get the lead role of Tarzan in that robotic reimagining of Tarzan is because I didn't have the vines swinging on my resume. Anywho. So where's this mythical banana? Any sign of it? Grabsack, we just got into the jungle.
I don't know. Maybe we had landed right on top of the temple. Uh, no. We're going to have to first get down from this canopy and then trek through the jungle to find the temple. Oh. I thought I might be faster than that. Like a little day trip. I'm hungry. Anyone have a snack? Left mine on the jet. No, and don't freak out and scream. Why would I freak out and scream?
Because there's a black panther sitting just behind you perched on that tree branch. A what? Hi, kitty kitty. I love cats. Especially jaguars. It's a panther. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, please don't hurt me. Run! Run? Run where? Swing from the vines. This really is the jungle of misfortune. Ouch. I'm okay. I'll be okay. Just gotta remind myself this is all for that special banana. It'll be fine. It's beautiful down here. I've never seen anything like it.
The sunlight barely gets through all the trees down here. Yeah, I can't really say too well. This boulder is really furry and soft, though. Crabstack, that's not a boulder. It's not. A giant sloth! I don't even know what to say except that I was just petting a giant sloth and I don't know what's going to happen next. This quest in the jungle of misfortune is turning out to be one disaster after the next. This mythical banana better be worth it.
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