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BMAS?! (with Buddha And The Beard)

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The show where we use our 'Aint Shit' powers for good. If you like to laugh at awkward and uncomfortable experiences, we might get along.
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Episodes

Exploring Kink with Goddess Bria *Classic*

Your favorite show is on a mid season break (we already miss you too). Today we're revisiting our conversation which served as our crash course into BDSM with our friend Goddess Bria. We would try to explain what happens over the course of this conversation but you wouldn't believe us if we did, so just press play and if you have kids around you might want to put airpods in or be ready to explain what scat play is. Music you hear at the top and bottom of the show is all by @unstoppablebuddha Edi...

Oct 03, 202159 min

Keenan Scott II, talks Art, Family, and Set Backs

On our mid season finale we sit down for an extended conversation, with friend of the show, Keenan Scott II, who is a playwright, poet, actor, director, and producer of original work from Queens, New York. We discuss how he went from being a shy kid unable to remember his words at a DC open mic to now being one of seven Black playwrights leading the reopening of Broadway this fall (yeah, that Broadway). This episode is for anyone that has experienced failure, rejection and set backs of any kind;...

Sep 26, 20211 hrSeason 3Ep. 35

Backburner Relationships

Apparently 50% of people in relationships have one person they're keeping warm in case their relationship ends. Think about it, that means either you or your significant other has your potential replacement on standby. Let us all join in our newfound ain't shit-ness and process by letting us break down back burner relationships for you. Follow us @buddhaandthebeard on socials Intro and Outro music by @UnstoppableBuddha Produced & Edited by @HughZeau As usual, BMAS FUBUIYKYK Music: Free Range...

Sep 19, 202130 minSeason 3Ep. 35

Breadcrumbing? Im Sorry You Feel That Way.

On what is possibly one of our most 'Aint Shit' episodes of BMAS(?!) in a while we discuss the topic of breadcrumbing, Buddha's younger self's social ladder theory, we absolutely butchered pronouns (sigh, bear with us) and finally we ask the question ' WHAT THE FU*K is wrong with Hugh?' (still, no answers). Thank you for the listener conversation that inspired this episode. If you or a loved one has suffered at the hands of 'aint shit-ness' feel free to slide in our DMs on IG @buddhaandthebeard ...

Aug 29, 202132 minSeason 3Ep. 34

Serial Stroker

Did you know that roughly 500 to 1,000 Americans die yearly due to masturbation related incidents? Neither did I until I googled it, so that number might not be completely accurate, but I digress. In this weeks mini episode we discuss a person that suffered a near death experience at the hands of their own hands...(i'm sorry I had to do it). Make sure you like, follow and subscribe wherever you listen.

Aug 08, 202113 minSeason 3Ep. 3

The Pursuit: C.R.E.A.M?

In today's episode we talk about pursuiting dreams (i know, we'll dive back into aint shit-ness next week) . No, we don't have all the answers but this isn't about that. We do discuss the ways happiness, depression, anxiety, acceptance and more have been involved in our own individual journeys. Follow us @buddhaandthebeard on IG

Aug 01, 202131 minSeason 3Ep. 33

Settling Down

Why do some men settle down? We kind of address that today, as well as why farting in front of your significant other should be considered a relationship milestone. As usual make sure you like, follow, and share this and other episodes with your friends/family or anyone you think could use some BMAS in their life. Send us your thoughts/questions/love/hate to us on IG @buddhaandthebeard

Jul 25, 202135 minSeason 3Ep. 32

Toys- Catch Up

For those of you just tuning in here's a quick reminder of what we discussed last week

Jul 25, 202159 sec

Sex Toys: Friend or Foe?

What do the Electric Slide and this weeks episode have in common? IYKYK #BMAS

Jul 18, 202133 minSeason 3Ep. 32

BMAS Trailer (Quickie)

We're baccckkk, still using our ain't shit powers for good. Sorry for the wait but we have a brand new name, a new sound, with your favorite hosts. Tell us what you think and what you might be looking forward to this season

Jul 11, 20211 minSeason 3Ep. 30

WUSYANAME

New name but the same terrible hosts. We take a moment to address the name change (for the first and last time ). Make sure you listen to the trailer and share with a friend

Jul 11, 202115 minSeason 3Ep. 31

Year End Wrap-Up

Take a walk down memory lane with your favorite hosts as we discuss what we learned so this season on fatherhood, the world of a dominatrix, and much more. Hugh also contemplates a possible career shift in this episode, so, listen, like, subscribe and most important, wear your mask.

Dec 20, 202024 minSeason 2Ep. 11

The Unicorn Lifestyle

A unicorn, is a single woman in the swinger lifestyle, Buddha & The Beard had the opportunity to sit down with one to discuss all things swing (SLS), sprinkled in some kink, and some tips for how to conduct yourself at a play party. Spoiler Alert: It's not ok to just whip it out here either. Special shoutout to our guest Pretty Mau, Experience Creator and Lifestyle Promoter extraordinaire

Nov 22, 202048 minSeason 2Ep. 10

True Life: I Pay (My Wife) For Sex

Between work, babies, and the stress of everyday life it seems to be almost natural for the sex life of a married couple to pay the price. Ironically, that's exactly what our next guest decided to do.

Nov 08, 202040 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Depression and Relationships

This week we explore our own experiences with depression and the ways it showed up in our relationships. An important note for those that may be suffering from depression, there is always help available so please don't choose to suffer in silence. For our listeners in the NY, DC and MD area please check out, TheraMatch (https://www.instagram.com/theramatch/) to be matched with a licensed therapist near you. If you have any other resources feel free to share those with us on our instagram and we'...

Oct 25, 202034 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Men Saying I Love You

Your hosts have two very different levels of comfort related to saying 'I love you' so today we share our own (sometimes awkward) experiences related to those three little words. Make sure you subscribe/follow the podcast when you listen!

Oct 11, 202034 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Fragile Egos and Rejection

Buddha and the Beard discuss fragile egos (no, not Tory) and rejection from both the perspective of the receiver and giver--the truth is that it can hurt from either side (but clearly much more from the former rather than the latter). Make sure you follow us on IG @buddhaandthebeard where we have a very special announcement coming this week!

Sep 27, 202044 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Cheat On You

With the release of Usher's latest song "Bad Habits' your favorite public servants address some aspects of cheating. This week we explore everything from when temptation first hits, to a failed attempt at cheating, and finally how to spot a cheater. Make sure you listen, share, and follow!

Sep 20, 202050 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Unexpected Loss- A Father's Experience

Trigger warning, this weeks episode explores the unexpected loss of children during pregnancy. We understand this subject may be sensitive for many of our listeners so we wanted to provide you with this warning before you listen. This week our guest Will White, recounts the experience of losing two children during pregnancy within a year of each other. We explore some of the situations surrounding the loss, the many ways in which grief can take form, and all the feelings surrounding these moment...

Sep 13, 20201 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 4

BDSM, Kink and the Domme Lifestyle

An episode that started as an introduction into the world of BDSM and Kink helped us realized there is no way it could all be captured in one conversation, but we still tried though. Join us as we discuss BDSM and Kink through the eyes of a professional dominatrix and kink educator. From Fin-Domme to Pro-Domme, SPH to scat play (if you don't know what it is, you will today) we learned there isn't a kink too big or too small, unless of course, you're into SPH. On the outside this may all look eas...

Sep 06, 202058 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Polyamory 101

While your hosts have been in multiple relationships at any given time, we can't say it was always (ever) something every participating party was aware of (we own the ain't shit-ness of that statement). Apparently 'you aint gotta lie to kick it' is real. Join us as we explore more about Polyamory from friend to the show and author of the research paper "Open to Love: Polyamory and The "Black American", Chris Smith. If you want to hear more about polyamory (aka Ethical Ho-ing), being black and po...

Aug 30, 202053 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Commitment, Fear, and fom WAP

Your favorite public servants are back for a second season where they continue to use their 'aint sh*t' powers for good. On today's episode we discuss commitment, all the fears tied to is and describe exactly what f.o.m. WAP is. Tune in and make sure you follow us on IG @buddhaandthebeard

Aug 23, 202034 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Side Piece & Jealousy

Its our season finale! As entanglements start to surface left and right we created a quick how to guide for how to manage the Aug (side) in your life. Since jealousy tends to surface at some point in these situations we discuss that as well. We're taking a few weeks off but we have a special event coming 8/16/20, make sure you follow @buddhaandthebeard for details!

Jul 12, 202031 minSeason 1Ep. 10

One Minute Man (N.O.A)

Men, we've all been here, Women (partners) by default, you've been there too. You started with the best of intentions, but somehow it happens before you know it. Some call it involuntary, some premature, whatever you want to call it, it's embarrassing, so of course we're bringing ourselves to the red table this week.

Jul 05, 202023 minSeason 1Ep. 9

"We Need To Talk" (Pt. 1)

Unpacking how to learn how to communicate feelings and stuff. We don't have it all figure out, but we're trying. Make sure you follow us on IG @buddhaandthebeard to let us know what you thought about today's episode and for any POC looking for therapist in the NY (and soon to be DC) area, please visit https://mytheramatch.com/therafund to be matched!

Jun 28, 202035 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Life Lessons & Mistresses: A Fathers Day Episode

Growing up there are always moments where your parents impart life- long lessons to you. In Buddha's case he was taught about responsibility, and the Beard learned what a 'Mistress' was. Happy Father's Day! Bònn Fèt dè Pè! Follow us on IG @buddhaandthebeard P.S. Arrest Breonna Taylor's killers

Jun 21, 202036 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Body Counts, Honesty, & OnlyFans

You know those questions you're compelled to ask, but really aren't ready for the answer. The hard reality is that we had lives before we met, of the people that we end up with today, so should any of what I did before matter to you today? Spoiler alert: Maybe.

Jun 14, 202043 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Bonus-24 Min Escape

This past week was an emotional shart and we didn't want to proceed with business as usual because nothing is as usual now. However, when emotions are running high, self-care becomes all the more necessary and while we ourselves aren't at 100%, we wanted to get together to give you a bit of an escape (before we all get back out there). This week we cover: P Diddy, saggy titties, pocket full of dough (in no particular order, and if you didn't rap that we shouldn't be friends, if you just went bac...

Jun 07, 202025 min

5/2020 Ahmaud,Breonna,George

Due to recent events effecting our culture, we decided to use our platform and speak our truths about the injustices plaguing our sisters and brothers on today's episode.

May 31, 202014 min

Sex With The Ex

Sex with your ex seems taboo, but in reality just about everyone does it. Is it healthy? Destructive? Worth it? Or, just like alcohol, should it be enjoyed responsibly. We dig into the good and the bad from our perspective.

May 24, 202035 minSeason 1Ep. 5
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