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Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

Episodes

A Very Special Sola GPTuah

Dimes and Judas discuss the breaking news that gingers are black, Mark Carney’s depressing immigration targets, and Trump’s war on Harvard for purely Zionist reasons. After a lengthy discussion on miscarriages, they enter into a discussion of the book “Building a Ruin” by Yakov Feygin. There they learn about the history of Soviet economic reform during the cold war, the market demands that handicapped their success, and how the Communist model was forced to cynically converge towards technocracy...

May 30, 20253 hr 52 min

You should do THAT THING to YOU KNOW WHO

Dimes and Judas discuss Trump holding the President of South Africa to account for all the murdered Whites, James Comey announcing a new false flag with weird seashell math, and a tour through the failed scammers Dimes has known in his life. After discovering a study showing most English majors in college can’t read properly, they swing into a review of the book “Stalin's War: A New History of World War II” by Sean McMeekin. An exhaustive exploration of Stalin’s agitation of international confli...

May 23, 20254 hr 7 min

BSNL20: Alberta Separating From Canada

On this stream we are discussing the recent discourse surrounding Alberta separating from Canada after the LPC victory, the Canadian government turning away South African refugees, and Innuendo Studios going bankrupt which is funny and good. Stream starts at 09:32.

May 16, 20252 hr 21 min

You Can Just (Not) Apocalyptic Homosexual Heights

This episode explores Peter Thiel's heretical event and anti-woke university, the brewing war between Pakistan and India, and Timothy McVeigh’s media construct, government involvement, and moral justifications for the Oklahoma City bombing. The interview discusses forming tribal communities, the corruption of faith, and the challenges of staying genuine in a technological world.

May 02, 20253 hr 25 min

Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria

Dimes and Judas discuss a government plot to dim the sun with chemtrails, the Pope being assassinated by JD Vance, and our alleged arrival at the Dead Internet Theory tipping point. After a brief investigation into the Acceleration Research Consortium, they descend into a review of “Drug Cartels Do Not Exist” by Oswaldo Zavala. Presented is an anti-neoliberal-capitalist analysis of the Mexica drug war based on the supposition that cartels are a security state invention to justify the status quo....

Apr 25, 20253 hr 33 min

BSNL19: Astral Nairaland

On this episode of Blood $atellite Nights LIVE we're going to talk about a lot of non-connected things including a Vitalist who married an Alpha Woman, an incoherent African drama forum, and Chinese factories exposing the luxury goods industry. Stream begins at 10:20.

Apr 17, 20252 hr 36 min

Leaf Knife Blood Droplet Black Pregnant Man

Dimes and Judas discuss the CIA developing wooly mammoth resurrection technology, the fallout of Trump’s Liberty Day Tariff Assault, and Million Dollar Extreme’s live comedy show in Oshawa. Somewhere after reviewing the bartender’s guide to Semenology, they launch into a review of “El Narco: Inside Mexico's Criminal Insurgency” by Ioan Grillo. Here they investigate not only the complex history of the Mexican drug trade but also the claim that it is both the invisible hand of the market market an...

Apr 04, 20254 hr 51 min

Revolt Against the Moderate World

Dimes and Judas discuss a new hidden metropolis beneath Egypt’s pyramids, Bob Lazar’s darkly strategic diarrhea, and a review of Transgender Pope critical darling “Conclave.” After exploring Canada’s Lost Economic Decade, they launch into a review of “The Disenchantment of the World” by Marcel Gauchet, an accounting of the history of religion in the interest of establishing a dramatic temporal demarcation past which genuine faith ceases to be widespread. Contrasted against the development of the...

Mar 28, 20254 hr 3 min

BSNL#18: CarneyVal

This live episode promises to be completely off the rail as we not only discuss the ascendency of Mark Carney to Liberal Prime Minister, but also Secret Passage Theory and the recently released JFK assassination documents. Also containing a rare Dimes crash out on a chat member! Stream begins at 11:04.

Mar 21, 20252 hr 21 min

It’s Chardonnay Valium Winter And You’re Tapping the Sign Pilling?

Dimes and Judas discuss Zelensky being ragdolled by Trump over Ukraine war cash, the newly released Epstein filed being a direct insult to you specifically, and the Indian Patel family that owns one of the largest banks in Texas giving out loans only to gas station and motel owners. After a lengthy discussion on how dark Zionist money is directing emergent online movements, they launch into a review of “The Germanization of Early Medieval Christianity” by James C. Russell. A theo-anthropolitical...

Mar 07, 20254 hr 1 min

Rome is a [BLOOD G@LAXY GAS in the mind of [HOTDOG]

Dimes and Judas discuss Canada openly seeking international nuclear war with the United States, how to spot a fake eGirl, and the exposed secret sex chats of NSA employees. They then launch into a spirited review of “Christianity & Classical Culture” by Charles Cochrane, a comprehensive survey into the forces and revolution of the mind that drove the domination of Christianity in Rome across centuries. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, the full and UNCUT appearance of Dimes ...

Feb 28, 20255 hr 32 min

YEAR OF THE CRASH OUT

Dimes and Judas discuss the return of Kanye West to the world of antisemitism, DOGE proving every cultural conspiracy correct, and the miracle of Trump creating patriots with tariffs. After fantasizing how they would dress if they were billionaires, they review the book “Sex & Culture” by JD Unwin. A deep anthropological study of tribes from across the world, he correlates sexual restrictions with advanced social development posits a thesis that monogamy is essential to harness the energy of...

Feb 14, 20253 hr 32 min

BSNL#17: City of Bank of England

On this last-minute emergency stream, Dimes and Judas will be discussing bureaucrats being mass fired (joy!) the Fifth Estate creating a smear documentary on the Coutts Four (enraging!) and the global financial conspiracy centering on the Bank of London (confusing!) Strap in because it's going to get real zoided. Stream starts at 11:57.

Feb 10, 20252 hr 19 min

Mozart the Ripper, How to Impregnate a Woman from Low Earth Orbit?

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent suicide of a black man caught gooning at a drive thru, Hitler’s secret British girlfriend revealed, and Dimes may have just purchased a house. After touching on an article by Endeavour on the counterrevolutionary character pf the Trump administration titled “America's Thermidorian Reaction?” they build into a review of the book “Eye of the Chickenhawk” by Simon Dovey. This is a detailed investigation into the major players operating in an intertwined ecosystem ...

Jan 31, 20254 hr 8 min

BIG BOOTY EPISTEMES

Dimes and Judas provide a spread of solid predictions for 2025 and beyond, discuss the inevitability of becoming crabs, and the current debate over whether or not young people are lazy for not taking easy 6 figure jobs right out of high school. They then move into a discussion of the book “Programmed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder” by David McGowan which pertains to the connection between government mind control experiments utilizing trauma, the rise in child abuse cases in the late 20th...

Jan 17, 20253 hr 53 min

4D Chess is QTardation we Owe Ourselves

Dimes and Judas discuss the Green Beret blowing up a Cybertruck for political reasons, huge mysterious drones appearing over New Jersey, and Los Angeles being on fire for bigsies this time. After exploring a Tablet article about Obama’s remaking of the Democratic party and his inexplicable continued relevance, they launch into an in-depth discussion of “The Silent Brotherhood: The Chilling Inside Story of America's Violent, Anti-Government Militia Movement.” It recounts the exciting history of t...

Jan 10, 20253 hr 14 min

BSNL#16: Canada's Collapse's Best Of

On this live episode, the BOLG Boyz discuss the current debate online over H1B visas and its role in furthering a mass migration agenda in Silicon Valley. They then segue into a review of several popular videos detailing how Canada will completely collapse in the next decade, ending with a discussion on the recent astounding downfall of WhatIfAltHist. Stream begins at 11:06.

Jan 04, 20253 hr

Limp Bizkit Doing Rollin To Waluigi Blowing Up Mount Rushmore

Dimes and Judas discuss Daniel Penny being acquitted on choking a crazed Black man to death for praxis reasons, the spread of takes regarding Luigi Mangione’s assassination of a health insurance CEO, and the fall of the Assad regime in Syria. After briefly exploring the recent failed attempt at martial law to save democracy in South Korea, the segue into a review of the book “For My Legionaires” by Corneliu Zelea Codreanu. The loose autobiography gathers the story of Romania’s legendary fascist ...

Dec 13, 20243 hr 6 min

Every Fed Needs a Feeder

Dimes and Judas discuss such hard hitting stories as Trump wanting to absorb Canada, President Biden pardoning the lurid crimes of his cool son Hunter, and Dimes’ recent insane appearance on a very large cryptocurrency panel show. After a completely uncalled for analysis of the Wifejak meme, they launch into a review of the book “The Fame of a Dead Man's Deeds: An Up-Close Portrait of White Nationalist William Pierce” by Robert S Griffin. As the title suggests, this is an account of a series of ...

Dec 06, 20243 hr 28 min

BSNL#15: Sikh and Destroy (feat. Fortissax)

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent problem of Indian assassinations in Canada, insights into Indian business culture, and recent masked anti-migration protests which have inflamed Lib Race. Stream begins as 11:04.

Nov 22, 20242 hr 38 min

Bart World No Mercy

Dimes and Judas recount Dimes’ week spent in Paris including some essential factoids on the French people. They then summon the powers of Settled Science to discuss the election of Donald Trump and the energy gathering around his multicultural cult of personality casting him as a variety of great historical men. After discussing a leaked strategy from the RCMP to infiltrate Right Wing organizations, they launch into a review of “Which Way, Western Man?” by William Gayley Simpson. This oft-refere...

Nov 15, 20243 hr 12 min

Blawk Satellituah Endorses the Norwood Reaper for President

The Bad Optics Leaf Gods Redwood Original (BOLGRO) discuss Trump identifying dozens of inflated black women murdered by The Mask, the collapse of Tim Pool’s podcast as it relates to capital spigots over Right Wing projects being utterly squandered, and the utterly inept death of an Indian woman baked alive under impossible circumstances in a Canadian Wal Mart. They then launch into a discussion of David Duke’s “My Awakening,” providing a detailed accounting of the KKK’s revitalization and the mi...

Nov 01, 20243 hr 2 min

BSNL#14: The Time Cube

Dimes and Judas are going to briefly discuss two ladies embarassing themselves in the instanced of Lauren Chen's standup and Kamala Harris on Fox News, but the real beating heart of this thing will be a jollygooded investigation into famous internet esoterica Time Cube pioneered by Dr. Gene Ray. Stream begins at 13:54.

Oct 18, 20242 hr 33 min

Sun Microsystems Anal Un-Unaliving Ointment [“be eating slop updates for free if you're over that”]

On this sode, Dimes and Judas discuss the varied responses to multiple hurricanes hitting America, Crazy James Lindsay inventing a new type of horseshoe theory, and the shocking identity of Jack the Ripper being revealed after over a century. After the most ambitious Movie Korner ever attempted where they review Joker 2 – a movie neither has actually seen – they dive into the history of the American Nazi Party by route of the book “White Power” by George Lincoln Rockwell. They review the media t...

Oct 11, 20243 hr 34 min

Hot Girl Meltdown by Sex Land Acknowledgement ["front will continue eating slop updates for free"]

Dimes and Judas discuss the racially traitorous Tim Walz on the campaign trail, The Longshoreman Union’s blue collar mafia shakedown, and their idealistic dreams for the recent escalation of conflict between Israel and Iran. They then review the autobiography of the BUF leader Oswald Mosley titled “My Life,” exploring a life which stands in sharp contrast to his political contemporaries as a distinctly Anglo realization of fascism. Lastly on this edition of Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with ...

Oct 04, 20243 hr 31 min

BSNL#13: Sir, a Second Office Hucow has been Priced In

Dimes and Judas discuss Israel inventing a new type of war using production chains while ALSO being the most fertile country, the top secret Dune Project, and terraforming dead towns. By the end they may launch into a joyous review of Canadian hip hop madman Unkle Adams, who famously put himself $200k in debt making motivational rap. Stream begins at 14:06.

Sep 20, 20242 hr 25 min

Shinzo Abe Pack Chernobyl 1000 [“After months of the hills and A17”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the memeplex surrounding the recent debate between Kamala Harris and Trump, the campaign of lies concerning an influx of Haitian demons into small town America, and the significance of Elon Musk proposing to impregnant Taylor Swift. After briefly exploring Panagiotis Kondylis’ Theory of Planetary Politics, they launch into a review of Adol Hitler’s “Mein Kampf,” summarizing their favorite oft-ignored segments and exploring the persistent relevance of the NSDAP’s foundatio...

Sep 13, 20243 hr 43 min

Stephen Hawk-Tuah Can’t Rotate a Bell Curve [“Agreed, we've had some Age of the FBI”]

Dimes and Judas discuss Rucker Carlson challenging WW2 narratives, the unveiling of Tenet Media as an alleged Russian propaganda outlet, and the concept of Blackmail Inflation. After exploring whether or not we are currently in a Social Recession, they seek the solution with the book “A New Nobility of Blood and Soil” by Richard Darré. There they learn about the history of the decline of the ancient German nobility, its connection to the vitality of the comparatively anarchic populace, and the e...

Sep 06, 20244 hr 12 min

BSNL#12 - Canadian Communists Made a Documentary

Dimes and Judas discuss a new finacial product offering personal loans for social activism, then review a documentary the Communist Party of Canada made about themselves. Stream begins at 14:06

Aug 23, 20243 hr 6 min

Fred Flintstone is Canonically an Israeli War Criminal [“CAPITAL to meet your office or Z answer”]

Dimes and Judas discuss the creation of the Canadian Future Party, Mexico wielding its own population as a bioweapon, and the recent horror film “In A Violent Nature.” After discussing an article on the concept of financial nihilism and the gamification of value, they build into a discussion of the book “Spinal Catastrophism” by Thomas Moynihan. There they explore the concepts of geotrauma, intelligence as a virus, the spine as time manifest, and how our central nervous system generates the univ...

Aug 16, 20243 hr 43 min
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