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Blocked Party

Stefan Heck & John Cullenblockedparty.com
This was a show about being blocked on the internet from Stefan Heck and John Cullen. However, the internet is dead, and so are we. This main feed will remain active so you can listen all of our past episodes, and we will occasionally post something from the bonus feed for free for you to enjoy. We are still doing bonus episodes over on at patreon.com/blockedparty. We'll see ya there!
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Episodes

Episode 42: Andrea Jin v. Contest Voters

Andrea Jin (comedian) tells us that she'll do just about anything for votes in a stand-up comedy contest, whether that means showing her body, face, or stringing along a guy from Miami. Also on the show, The Blocked Boys finally put a pin in the Jeremy Renner saga as Stefan (Mr. Heck, according to the New York Times) delivers the final update and John finds out what happens when you tell the Stop M app that you've just relapsed. Andrea fills the boys in on what the hell TikTok is, and Stefan goe...

Sep 09, 20191 hr 16 minEp. 42

Episode 41: Guy Branum v. Antoni Porowski

One of the most requested guests in Blocked Party history, Guy Branum (comedian, author “My Life as a Goddess”) joins the show to help us learn why a man with a 6-pack should never be trusted to be a food critic. Speaking of food, John continues on his roll of terrible food critique, except this time he has to experience it live and in-person as he overhears one of the worst dinner conversations of all-time. Elsewhere, Stefan details his destruction of the Jeremy Renner app and Guy weighs in on ...

Sep 02, 20191 hr 4 minEp. 41

Episode 40: Sophia Johnson v. Her Classmate

Sophia Johnson (actor, comedian) is probably the first woman in history to get blocked for playing Magic: The Gathering with a guy her classmate had a crush on. He played an all-blue deck, so he was probably too controlling anyway. This episode sees the Blocked Boys get the lowdown on New Zealand's favourite soap opera (which Sophia acted on) and Stefan & John pitch their own ideas for a soap opera involving them. We also look at the fake Sophia who studied hieroglyphics, we check in on past...

Aug 26, 20191 hr 27 minEp. 40

Episode 39: Kevin Banner v. Gene Simmons

Kevin Banner (comedian) returns, this time on a regular episode, to tell us about the time he pissed off the lead singer of KISS and the Prime Minister of Canada in one fell swoop. Kevin and John get an up-close look at Stefan’s new weed pen as they discuss how close John is getting to that $5k Patreon goal of smoking weed for the first time and the Blocked Boys get all the details about Kevin’s divorce announcement. Elsewhere, we discuss jacking off at work, Gene Simmons’ sex tape, and this wee...

Aug 19, 20191 hr 7 minEp. 39

Episode 38: Bobby Big Wheel v. Benny Johnson

Bobby Big Wheel (internet funnyman) gets Stefan extremely excited for his Block Tale by getting blocked by Stefan's most hated man on the internet, Benny Johnson. This block also leads to an extremely fun revelation during the listener block segment, and we partake in one of the worst Ted Talks of all-time. The Blocked Boys also dive deep on getting hacked by ISIS, feral hogs, the fish tube, rewriting Christmas carols, and Tommy Lee borrows from Reddit in one of the most bizarre tweets of all-ti...

Aug 12, 20191 hr 17 minEp. 38

Episode 37: Rachel Schaefer v. Her “Roommate”

Rachel Schaefer (comedian) joins us to tell a story of how a close friend became an unwitting roommate after she asked to couch surf and then never left. Needless to say, the story doesn’t end well. The Blocked Boys don’t waste any time and give a crucial update on John’s elevator situation with some new information that might blow the case wide open. John also finally reveals the company he did a commercial for and Rachel gets into her own commercial history, while Stefan keeps us updated on ch...

Aug 05, 20191 hr 18 minEp. 37

Episode 36: Jake Flores v. Jen Kirkman

Jake Flores (comedian, Pod Damn America) spins the wheel of comedy blocks he has and lands on Jen Kirkman, who we find out even blocked one of our listeners for just tweeting “Russia” at her. The Blocked Boys then get riled up talking about dog poop in John’s elevator, fast food breakfast, Dina Hashem’s joke (we love it), Belle Delphine’s Pornhub grift, and Stefan gives us an update on John Delaney. Plus! The BBs talk at length about recording Cooked Party and Stefan eating the tuna and peas piz...

Jul 29, 20191 hr 8 minEp. 36

Episode 35: Dave Shumka v. The Captain's Boil

Dave Shumka (Stop Podcasting Yourself, This Sounds Serious) shows some dedication to the show, reviving his SPY Twitter exchange with crappy restaurant The Captain's Boil in an effort to be blocked for the show. That doesn't work, but a surprise post-show leads Dave to commit his first-ever block. The Blocked Boys also get into John's sober history, French Immersion, FaceApp, Deion Sanders Jr.'s intimate tweet to his father, and Stefan shares a bonus Block Tale that leads to a shocking admission...

Jul 22, 20191 hr 9 minEp. 35

Episode 34: Karen Geier v. Ed Krassenstein

Karen Geier (writer, On Belief podcast) proves to be a dream guest as she's blocked by a long-time nemesis of the podcast, Ed Krassenstein, who follows up blocking her with a weird series of emails that do nothing to dispel the Krassenbrothers' creepy vibe. The Blocked Boys also get their shots in on Candy Crush: The Game Show, Chuck Wendig's horrible tweet, video game documentaries, the U.S. Women's Soccer team, and we end the show with the most Canadian Top 3 yet. If you want to spend your Can...

Jul 15, 20191 hr 21 minEp. 34

Episode 33: Dave Harris v. An Ex-Girlfriend

Dave Harris (comedian, Beer Me) uses the threat of a block to win back an ex-girlfriend (and it works! Sort of). Elsewhere, the Blocked Boys continue on their crusade to be the first show ever with multiple hosts that refuse to use the term co-host with middling results, and they reminisce on childhood skin mags. The three men also go in on Baby Shark, the Honor and Respect shoes, the family game where a dog pisses in your kid's face, and Stefan becomes an olive guy. If you want some extra olive...

Jul 08, 20191 hr 20 minEp. 33

Episode 32: Stacey McLachlan v. A MasterChef Junior Parent

Stacey McLachlan (comedian, Nasty Women Comedy, AfterChef Junior) shows us that you can never be too sure who listens to your podcast after she gets blocked by the parent of a MasterChef Junior contestant. It's also a huge episode as the Blocked Boys reveal their grand plans to host the first-ever live podcast inside an 18,000-seat arena with an idea that's too big to fail! PLUS: smart light bulbs go way too far, Scott Stapp sings the national anthem, and we learn that Stacey knows far too much ...

Jul 01, 20191 hr 17 minEp. 32

Episode 31: Jon Hendren v. Lin-Manuel Miranda

Jon Hendren (@fart, internet funnyman) hates that we introduce him as "internet funnyman", but we do it anyway. We also hate Lin-Manuel Miranda's daily affirmations, and Jon tells the story of how he found out that LMM hates when people criticize Hamilton on Twitter. The Blocked Boys also get serious about cooking techniques, old man fights, and vehicles in movies, while John learns about the world of Amo Amo and OJ Simpson gets Twitter. If you want to learn more about the world of Blocked Party...

Jun 24, 20191 hr 19 minEp. 31

Episode 30: Hunter Collins v. "Felix"

Hunter Collins (comedian) brings a hidden identity with him to the podcast, as the threat of actual legal action makes this Block Tale so juicy we can't reveal exactly who he was blocked by. But it's a wild story and easily our best Blocked Tale yet. Around that, the Blocked Boys get into John's numerous spoken mishaps on the pod, some more controversial food takes, and the BBs finally weigh in on the Doctor Disrespect incident. One way to avoid all controversy is to donate to Blocked Party on P...

Jun 17, 20191 hr 22 minEp. 30

Episode 29: Kath Barbadoro v. Nick Jackson

Kath Barbadoro (comedian, What a Time to Be Alive, Wrestlesplania) demonstrates how wrestlers are the most egregious name searchers on earth, as she manages to get blocked on both her personal and podcast account by one of the AEW's Young Bucks without ever tagging him. The Blocked Boys also open another embarrassing chapter in John's personal history, as he remembers the absolutely terrible musical he was a part of in grade 7 called "Teen II: The Competition". Plus, we look at high school disas...

Jun 10, 20191 hr 24 minEp. 29

Episode 28: Tom Hill v. A Basketball Player

Tom Hill (comedian, Hip.Bang!) is the first person to come on the show with a PHYSICAL block, as he gets owned in a game of basketball and his dead tooth from the incident haunts his acting career from then on. After the Blocked Boys once again dive into their small-handedness, Tom gets into a heated argument with Stefan about piano-playing that spans far too long--like a canal(John makes a lot of canal puns in lieu of choosing sides). And amidst all that, the social media updates get wild as St...

Jun 03, 20191 hr 27 minEp. 28

Episode 27: Alex Goldman v. William Shatner

Alex Goldman (Reply All) and the Blocked Boys attempt to solve a mystery for the ages: if you never interact with someone, why do they block you? We dig around to try and find the truth about why Alex was blocked by Captain Kirk. The BBs also explore the great history of “Twitter Wives”, from Elf Wife and Curvy Wife to the newest sensation, Cliff Wife. And finally, we discuss the best way to quit your job, the Krassensteins getting banned from Twitter, and introduce a new character: The Guy on t...

May 27, 20191 hr 16 minEp. 27

Episode 26: Allie Entwistle v. Her Best Friend

Allie Entwistle (comedian, Brunch Comedy) joins the show this week to demonstrate that even those who are the closest to us can block us, as she gets blocked by her sketch comedy partner and best friend. The Blocked Boys also get into John's past as a produce clerk, as talk of grocery and big box stores leads to discussion about getting mystery shopped. Elsewhere, we do other important things like pore over Women & Songs track listings, talk seltzer, and rank the Shreks. And if that is not e...

May 20, 20191 hr 25 minEp. 26

Episode 25: Kevvy v. A Fan’s Dad

Kevvy (musician, producer, Fake Shark) shows the Blocked Boys that there are fewer embarrassments worse for a teenage girl than your father getting in a Twitter war with your favourite band’s lead singer. Before that, the episode goes way off the rails as the Blocked Boys discuss the candy Stefan’s parents brought them from New York, action movies, surgery, sports bloopers, and Stefan finally goes off on John. If you wanna go off (king), and step your Blocked Party fandom up to the next level, y...

May 13, 20191 hr 21 minEp. 25

Episode 24: Denea Campbell v. An Incel Ex

Denea Campbell (improviser, Nasty Women Comedy) joins the Blocked Boys to let them know what happens when you get old, don’t have a high school degree, and get dumped by your much younger girlfriend. Strong lessons, indeed. Your favorite BBs also get wild talking about the boogeyman, vegetarians, joining Instagram in 2019, and Stefan gets “in touch” with his Japanese side. If your friend just got back from Japan and you’re feeling spicy, you too can join in on the fun by donating $5 a month at h...

May 06, 20191 hr 11 minEp. 24

Episode 23: Myles Anderson v. A Clingy Craigslister

Myles Anderson (comedian) tells us what happens when a random from Craigslist thinks the laptop you sell him comes with tech support. The Blocked Boys also keep it classy this week with long talks about hiking, art, neighbourly love, and the funniest names we’ve ever heard. If you love yourself and wanna treat yourself, $5 at https://patreon.com/blockedparty will get you access to TWO bonus episodes per month, including the one we just recorded with Oliver Leach (@BAKKOOONN) where we finally set...

Apr 29, 20191 hr 19 minEp. 23

Episode 22: Patrick Monahan v. Meghan McCain

Patrick Monahan (comedian, What a Time to Be Alive) joins the show to help us profile the fastest blocker on Twitter, Meghan McCain (did you know her dad fought in the war?) as Stefan also details his tango with her. It's a double block! Elsewhere, The Blocked Boys get to talking about famous little people, the worst things we've seen at comedy open mics, broken New York Times headlines, and an astonishing look into Kevin Smith's Twitter history. On this Easter weekend, you too can rise up and s...

Apr 22, 20191 hr 27 minEp. 22

Episode 21: Ember Konopaki v. The Youth of Today

Ember Konopaki (comedian, improviser) joins us as we learn the importance of locking your Twitter account when you work with kids, leading John to tell the story of his students finding his LiveJournal. The Blocked Boys also go in on old cell phones, Rainn Wilson vehicle The Rocker, John's first suspension from school, Build-a-Bear, and Stefan mispronounces a word. If you wanna slam, then welcome yourself to the jam by donating $5 a month to the show at http://www.patreon.com/blockedparty, where...

Apr 15, 20191 hr 25 minEp. 21

Episode 20: Kyle Bottom v. Adam Something

Kyle Bottom (comedian, Just for Laughs) joins the show to reveal what happens when Canadian people try and get involved with random American right-wingers on Twitter. It doesn't end well. The Blocked Boys also get to the bottom of cuckolding, personal ads, raisins, ancient weaponry, and those damn kids on that damn Snapchat. If this jam is your jam and you just can't wait for more of the hits, you can also donate $5/month to the BBs at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where that $5 gets you TWO ...

Apr 08, 20191 hr 10 minEp. 20

Episode 19: Lydia Rickards v. A Fling

Lydia Rickards (comedian) joins the show to teach us about how to deal with brief flings on Instagram after things end and the politics of hard and soft blocks. The Blocked Boys also weigh in on weighing in, Brexit, the Colonel Sanders DJ, lining up for breakfast, and Stefan goes to one of the darkest places on the internet: the Rocket League subreddit. If you listen to the episode and you're feeling frisky, you can also donate $5 a month to us at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where that mone...

Apr 01, 20191 hr 33 minEp. 19

Episode 18: Ed Zitron v. Effin Birds

Ed Zitron (writer, head of EZPR) joins the show as we go in on all the stupid Twitter accounts that take mundane things and put them next to swear words in the name of content. This week, it's pencil drawings of birds with swears! It's a wild episode for the Blocked Boys as John potentially secures the first sponsorship for the pod but then follows it up with his worst mistake of all-time. The three also chat about Twitter reply guys who can't understand jokes, Alex Trebek, and the Shane Dawson ...

Mar 25, 20191 hr 18 minEp. 18

Episode 17: Randee Neumeyer v. An Online Stalker

Randee Neumeyer (comedian) joins the show to give us only our second story from the perspective of the person doing the blocking, as she had to block someone over multiple platforms after an online stalking incident that started in the comedy world. The Blocked Boys once again get stuck on the recurring topics of curling and the Krassencast, while also diving into uncharted territory such as Keanu Reeves, Jamaican lottery winners, and graduating from Vancouver Film School. If you want to be a sw...

Mar 18, 20191 hr 23 minEp. 17

Episode 16: Bryan Quinby v. Hulk Hogan

Bryan Quinby (podcaster, Street Fight Radio) joins us for an episode where we learn that the second "A" in AMA doesn't always stand for "Anything", as he gets blocked by Hulk Hogan during his Twitter AMA for asking the wrong question. The Blocked Boys also dive into sex education, good pranks, terrible restaurant atmospheres, and Blocked Party gets their first official enemy. And if you're a good pal and you want to be an even better pal, a $5 donation per month at www.patreon.com/blockedparty g...

Mar 11, 20191 hr 34 minEp. 16

Episode 15: Graham Clark v. A&W Canada

Graham Clark (comedian, Stop Podcasting Yourself) joins us to tell the story of the time he just wanted to be A&W's friend, and they decided that they really did not want that. At all. Luckily, Graham tells the Blocked Boys of other brand friendship success stories like Ragu and Tombstone Pizza and the three get up to discussing flavored milk, pogs, Crocs, Cat Shit Guy, and Mike Francesca finally learning that soccer players kick with both legs. PLUS! It's the top 3 you've all been waiting p...

Mar 04, 20191 hr 9 minEp. 15

Episode 14: Melissa Stetten v. Logan Paul

Melissa Stetten (writer, model, Pistol Shrimps) joins us to tell the story of the time she got blocked by internet idiot Logan Paul and we play the first-ever game of "I'm So Ap-Paul-ed", where Stefan and Melissa try to guess which Paul brother did which heinous thing. The Blocked Boys also discuss online cats, rank potatoes and Girl Scout Cookies, and talk about Melissa trying curling for the first time. Your favourite dumb-dumbs are also bringing you bonus content, where $5 a month at www.patr...

Feb 25, 20191 hr 18 minEp. 14

Episode 13: Christine Bortolin v. Jann Arden

Christine Bortolin (improvisor, actor) joins us to tell the story of the time she was blocked by Canadian legend Jann Arden and we dive into all the juicy details of Jann's new sitcom, which is called, uhh, Jann. The Blocked Boys also discuss Valentine's Day, Canadian kids' television, snow days, bad joker monologues, and we introduce Christine to the joys of the Krassencast. And if you want to sweeten the deal, a $5 donation at www.patreon.com/blockedparty gets you access to a bunch of bonus ep...

Feb 18, 20191 hr 18 minEp. 13
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