BB22. The Gelding of the Lily by Simon Saint-Simon Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation...aww \/\/hatever! just bang up & slay the shits. Sounds: 01 Bandulu - Revelation 02 Peter Dundov - Distant Shores 03 The KLF - Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard 04 D'Eon - Prochaine Station 05 Glass Can...
Jun 27, 2012
BB21 :: Numero Deux (Part Deux!) by Simon Saint-Simon Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation! Sounds: Fasti II - 01 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle 02 Sunday - Echo Lake 03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull - Swans 04 Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica 05 Thrusty Bob's Hardcore Lounge - Miranda Sex Garden 06 Discipline - Throbbing Gristle 07 Surface - Pure X 08 Purple Splashz - Actress 09 Dr. Seuss - James Ferraro 10 Conjoined - Demdike Sta...
Apr 05, 2012
Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon 'Posse' by Brothers Bear Arms and their groopies. Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of 'guilt-edge' pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It's going to be a zany, zip open funride to Gagtown! Sounds: Fasti I - 01 Yonkers - Tyler The Creator 02 Where Did The Night Go - Gil Scott Heron 03 Infinity - Jesu 04 Omens And Portents: The Driver - Earth 05 Infinit...
Jan 15, 2012
BB19 :: Efil4Onket by Simon Saint-Simon Efil4Onket Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon C Ya Simon Pukey It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend. Not citing ill health as a reason he referred to a desire to pursue more pure and consistent political and philosophical aims with his group Brothers Bear ...
Aug 07, 2011
Annual Report 2010 Part Un Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result in their incarceration. A breif relaxation of the ancient sphinctal libel...
Dec 28, 2010
Swallows' Pit Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon 3/3 recorded live at Westminster Road Necropolis. Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing aloft of chairs, arms and other instruments o...
Dec 27, 2010
Illustrated by Milla Galea Composed by Simon Saint-Simon 2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from. Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?' egg-on Simon to loosen the swelling gourd of his glans into the divinely unbalanced ampola of bass bin and tweeter and then leer in character at the ...
Nov 07, 2010
Image by Milla Galea Presented by Simon Saint-Simon There's no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathed eyeless in the fire. Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3. Sounds: 01 Space Art - Folkstone Hovercraft 02 Daniel Wang - Like Some Dream 03 Bottin - Sage Oil 04 Heaven 17 - Penthouse To Pavement 05 Blackway - A New Life 06 Bottin - Hot Lizard 07 DJ Kaos - Way Out Pleasure 08 DJ Mujave - Tow...
Oct 17, 2010
La Concha Mi Madre Image by Milla Galea Presented by Simon Saint-Simon Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell's End for some r & r after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters She sells sea shells... Sounds: 01 Man O'War - The Crown and The Ring (Lament of the Kings) 02 Kavinsky - The Crash 03 Joy Division - Interzone 04 Bizarre Inc. - Such a Feeling 05 Skullflower - I Live in the Bottomless Pit 06 Del Tha Funky Homosapien - Mr. Dobali...
May 31, 2010
Death Trip Logic (Dance of the Tutuguri) Image by Milla Galea Presented by Simon Saint-Simon Excerpts from 'To have done with the judgement of God', a play by Antonin Artaud. A little death music... Sounds: 01 Harmonia and Eno 76 - Welcome 02 Kristen Hersh - Your Ghost 03 Iron & Wine - Carousel 04 Onoehetrix Point Never - Nobody here (echo jam) 05 Chris Rea - Rain (Peter Visti edit) 06 Fleetwood mac - Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit) 07 Tame Impala - H.F.G.W. (Canyons drunken rage) 08 Invisibl...
Apr 03, 2010
Beakhaus Image by Milla Galea Words by Simon Saint-Simon What gays on tower stays on tower, reet? Sounds: 01 Twisted Wires - One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed - Warm 03 James Yuilli - This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit) 04 Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love for Planet Earth (Andrew Weatherall Remix) 05 !!! - Is This Thing On? (Thomas N' Eric's Rub n'Tug Throwdown) 06 Tele Music - Robot Music (Unabombers remix) 07 Arpadys - Monkey Star 08 The Hacker - Mumu 09 Dusty Springfield - Dusty Blue ('B...
Dec 05, 2009
Pirates on the White Channel Image by Milla Galea Words: The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty's Admirality Sounds: 01 Chris watson - No Man's land 02 High Places - Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors - I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk 04 Autumn - CytoGenetic Movement 05 Heartbreak - We're Back (Vitalic Mix) 06 Depeche Mode - Wrong 07 Jack Kerouac - Dharma Bums (excerpt - read by Allen Ginsberg) 08 Tom Tom Club - On The Line (Brennan Green edit) 09 Azari and III - Hungry f...
Sep 04, 2009
Foxholes (Bustin Makes Me Feel Good) Image by Milla Galea Words: Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon's 'Cadavers' Sounds: 01 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Something 02 Glass Candy - Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project - Mammagamma 04 Alessi - Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST - The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac - Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit) 06 Phresh and Low - Zapped (Dicky Trisko Cosmic Edit) 07 DJ Hell - The Angst 08 Depeche Mode - The Sinner In Me (Ricardo V...
Apr 13, 2009
The Armoured Train Words: Armoured Train presents Simon Saint-Simon's 'Leap of Faith' Music: Leap of Faith - Brut Fruit Medley -------------------------------------------------- 01 Diary of a Madman - John Baker 02 Liars - We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own 03 Les Georges Leningrad - Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani 04 23 Skidoo - IY 05 Late of the Pier - The Bears Are Coming 06 Lou Reed - Oh Jim (Pwah's 'TECHNOBEARS ARE COMING' edit) 07 Born Against - Half Mast --------------------------...
Feb 24, 2009
GAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVEN Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: 17 Thieves Like Us - Desire 18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up 19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones 20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) 21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses 22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit) 23 Rene & Angela - i'll be good 24 Shit Robot - Triumph 25 Tommy Walker - Sure As 26 Discodromo - Cosmorama (Prins Thomas mix) 27 Syclops - Where's Jason's K 28 Theo Parrish - Lak...
Feb 01, 2009
GONNA PARTY LIKE GAZA CITY 2009 Words: Charles Bukowski Jean Luc-Godard Simon Saint-Simon Music: 01 Riz Ortolani - No Mercy 02 Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart 03 Beck - Chemtrails 04 The United States of America - Love Song for The Dead Che 05 Northern Picture Library - Insecure 06 School of Seven Bells - Half-Asleep 07 Swirlies - Her Life of Artistic Freedom 08 Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song 09 13 & God (The Notwist and Themselves) - Men Of Station 10 M83 - House of Flames (Superpitcher remix) 11...
Jan 18, 2009
Last of the Viceroys Disaster: 291108 Recovery: 221208 Manchester, The Ark, 22th December 2008 Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST'ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, heading inexorably toward a state of near ubiquity. So before we temporarily close our Covenant for the holiday season, lets open up...
Dec 22, 2008
Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside) Disaster: 291108 Recovery: 181208 Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008 Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox. This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering in...
Dec 18, 2008
The Second Cummings' Second Sitting Disaster: 091108 Recovery: 101208 Manchester, 10th December 2008 Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take of your pants and feel free. High here in the temple, we're suppin' wet dog at the club kontiki and leak cystically from nightwatch fibrils only, only so we can raze the white bridge together. And leave all who flail themselves underneath her, drowning in the sw...
Dec 10, 2008
