Bit Season
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Episodes
Bit Season, Episode 147: Sea Leg
Bit Season, Episode 146: Paul Finebaum's Son
Bit Season, Episode 145: Set Your Marriage Lineup
Bit Season, Episode 144: Ring Talk
Bit Season, Episode 143: Quad Box
It's a Friday edition of Bit Season. Valdez is furious he canceled a vacation for football season while EB and Maher are out in the same week. Drab has a new cable service. Plus, Valdez gets cornered by Cakes for a one-sided bet.
Bit Season, Episode 142: I Can't Hear You When You Interrupt Me
Valdez theorizes that the Crab Kickoff is slowly turning into the Christmas Show. Is EB slow-playing hosting donks from Tampa? Rickness ensues after a JP comment about booking Jon Sciambi. Plus, Lurch "The Miz" was unhappy with his Nashville trip.
Bit Season, Episode 141: JP Is The Best...Cart This Up
This episode we try to figure out how to harness EB's Venmo fetish. Valdez official diagnosis of Lurch is "agoraphobia." We analyze the Junks involvement in their academic pursuits. And, does size matter for your TV?
Bit Season, Episode 140: Tap on the Shoulder
Bit Season, Episode 139: Beating Off With Dead Grandma
In today's episode, Drab gives a a full recap of his trips to Ocean City and Lanecaster. Valdez claims Drab ruined his OC reputation. We give our tilts of the week and talk about the Junks discussion on ghosts.
Bit Season, Episode 138: Ursula's DD's
Valdez comments on Lurch's stressless travel to Pebble Beach. Drab finally has his kid vacation planned for next week. We got an awesome message from two Bitties getting married. Plus, Valdez was shocked to hear Drab hasn't seen Rounders and a bunch of other popular movies.
Bit Season, Episode 137: Gay Pajamas
Francis on Open Line Thursday stole the show and Drab and Valdez recap her hour long appearance. Plus, Drab is interested in becoming a pajama guy.
Bit Season, Episode 136: That's Her Department
D Woodz comes in studio with Matt and Matt before he leaves for Atlanta. Valdez is a wuss about being in a coffin. We talk about Cakes being in the crosshairs of joaning from his stinky drain and bats nest. We also talk about how absurd it would be if JP leaves his family at home and vacations without them.
Bit Season, Episode 135: Shaboozey Defense
Drab and Valdez stick to their guns about everyone knowing who "Shaboozey" is. They dislike how JP changed the question to slant the results in his favor. We talk about Kelsie's "boredom" label on JP and the discussion of the Junks not seeking out adventure. Plus D Woodz is heading to A-Town.
Bit Season, Episode 133: Tony P in DC interview
Social media superstar Tony P joins Drab and Valdez in studio for Bit Season.
Bit Season, Episode 133: Girl Code
Drab and Valdez chat about the Junks not knowing about the Louve and Sphinx as well as the Empire State Building being the #1 Landmark. Plus, "Girl Code" and the guy getting caught cheating on a plane.
Bit Season, Episode 132: Mr. Roger
Drab and Valdez discuss having a day off mid week and EB's jealousy of people who work from home. Sick Valdez is back and now suffers from a cyst on his foot. The newest fashion is super short shorts. Kelsie Flaim's viral moment and financial transparency. Plus, handyman Roger the Engineer is fixing Drab's shower.
Bit Season, Episode 131: Pasadena Flu
Drab and Valdez discuss how golf has taken over the Junks during U.S. Open week. We crush Blue Shorts for his call promoting IDM on the show. Valdez is tilted by JP taking shots at Uber Eats drivers. Plus, Kevin Hart, Druski and Kai Cenet are making sleepovers popular with adults.
Bit Season, Episode 130: Mr. Gringo
Bit Season is back! Valdez is back from his 10th vacation this year. Valdez talks about his golf trip and confesses to Drab he did gummies. Drab calls Valdez a liar about making his own tortilla chips in prep for their salsa challenge. Plus drab explains his anti shorts stanceand the awkward Brian Keefe interview.
Bit Season, Episode 129: Pizza Face
Valdez is back from his trip to Kiawah and explains why he's interested in weed gummies for sleep. Drab explains his hard stance on missing work for childbirth and graduations. Plus, the Soda King weighs in on free refills.
Bit Season, Episode 128: B your L
Drab is curious as to why Valdez upcoming vacation gets more attention than his international travel. Plus, could Drab and Valdez be back in the horse racing industry? Drab has the bug to own a thoroughbred. We talk about Lurch's weird dream and Valdez's condom conspiracy theory.
Bit Season, Episode 127: Post Vacation Blues
Drab is back from his vacation to Spain and has become very introspective. Drab tries to figure out how he can learn to take risks in his life and finally realizes why Valdez wants to do a mid-life retirement. We explain why Capitals Survivor was a weird segment and Valdez notices the Junks poking holes in every study that comes up on the show.
Bit Season, Episode 126: Intellectual Curiosity
We start the show talking about the death of OJ Simpson. Drab shames Valdez for using the word "iconic" to describe him. Drab thinks Valdez is jealous of Barstool's content. We are amazed by the Junks lack of curiousity after Monday's eclipse. Plus, Lunchables are being pulled from schools.
Bit Season, Episode 125: From Geek to Chic
On today's episode we talk about measuring everyone's nose to figure penis size. We are determined to make Cakes wear a wig for an entire year and how to do a big reveal. Drab shows Awadd how to properly do a cart wheel. We respond to a WFAN radio fight. Plus, what kind of April Fool's prank could we pull on the Junks?
Bit Season, Episode 124: Never Have I Ever
Valdez chronicles his Zach Bryan experience and hitting the town on a Monday night. Listen to why he was so grossed out. Drab apologizes for grilling JP whle on his vacation. Plus a racy Reddit post regarding a couple's threesome has the internet debating who's to blame.
Bit Season, Episode 123: I Could Feel It In My Ass Cheeks
Bit Season on a March Madness opening day!....Drab is infatuated with the Ohtani betting scandal. We recap the Road House appearance and our gift from a listener. We discuss if the new Bond is too ugly to be 007. Plus, Cakes partying with his son and not knowing much about Kurth's Match Day.
Bit Season, Episode 122: Game Night
Valdez and Drab discuss why people are spending $2,500 a year dining out. Valdez makes a plea to bring back the Dinner Party and Game Nights while Drab yearns to be social. Plus Titanic 2.0 will set sail soon....Would you board the "unsinkable" ship?
Bit Season, Episode 121: Shaky Lips
Valdez and D Woodz host Episode 121 of Bit Season with Drab having to hustle home to take care of his sick wife. We discuss EB and Drab fighting with each another. We call Drab after analyzing two days of bickering. Valdez has become the boob guy and has his list picked apart by IDM. Plus, Miami is canceling Spring Break.
Bit Season, Episode 120: Cage the Elephantiasis
Drab and Valdez are getting to work conscructing their pervy list EB wanted. We talk about EB's "recent" love of trucks and his weird pitch during his EP read. Valdez has an elaborate boys weekend in his mind for Ocean's Calling. Plus, fast food surge pricing and the psychology behind Cakes' Happy Meal.
Bit Season, Episode 119: Big Nattys
Valdez takes his medicine about being wrong on the Ravens. We are excited about what's next for the $10 to 10K Challenge. We discuss Cakes and his big lunches and his love for Sydney Sweeney. Drab is intrigued by Love is Blind and JP's need to make everything a competition.