The girlies recount the history of humanity's most romantic creation — the love letter — and its contemporary counterpart, the sext. They talk James Joyce’s fart fetish, what revenge porn looked like in the 70’s, and why the American public waged war on teen sexting in the 2000’s. Digressions include raising awareness about The Great Vyvanse Shortage of 2023, a lament about the failure of American language education, and one listener’s poet boyfriend from hell. SOURCES: What history’s love lette...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 23 min
The girlies celebrate pride month by conversing about their favorite evil gays — Ellen Degeneres and George Santos. Digressions include the SHEIN propaganda trip for influencers, a Hilaria update, and a hilarious misunderstanding about one listener’s horse-related mailbox moment. Support the podcast on Patreon here . Find tickets for our live shows here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 20 min
The girlies investigate a beloved middle school archetype — the horse girl. They explain the history of The American Horse™️, the women who protected them from extinction, and why love stories between girls and horses are so much more empowering than the heteronormative scripts we were given as children. Digressions include Twitter’s true crime brain rot, Julia’s recap of The Idol, and whether or not Eliza would be a good candidate for equine therapy. Find the video version of this episode at pa...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 20 min
The girlies explore the history of an increasingly popular trend for American parents: homeschooling. They cover the history of public education, why homeschooling appeals to outliers on both the political right and left, and beg the question: do you have autism or were you just homeschooled? Digressions include our sold-out tour and second shows, identifying a binchie based on our cult-like language alone, and nostalgia for the 7am fistfights taking place somewhere in a public school bathroom. ...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 40 min
The girlies are back with another fan-favorite Reddit episode. They review a wide range of rich texts to make the critical judgment: who is the asshole here? Potential assholes include someone who stood up at a Beyoncé concert, a man who gave his wife a parenting performance review, and a kid who's obsessed with ruining some guy's lawn. Digressions include an East Coast tour announcement, Eliza's recent loss, and the hip-to-waist ratio on medical mannequins. Support the podcast on Patreon at pat...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 20 min
The girlies recount the fascinating stories of two famous heiresses — Isabella Stewart Gardner and Patty Hearst. They discuss their tumultuous lives, their complicated legacies, and what happens when white women have an existential crisis. Digressions include a four minute segment about our tits, tradwives stealing valor, and which Instagram accounts you can’t check if you’re ovulating. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
May 31, 2023•1 hr 20 min
The girlies contend with the complex history of man’s most baffling creation — the sex doll. They unpack the contested history of sailors circle-jerking into homemade wenches, what hyper-realistic silicone dolls are doing to our contemporary beauty standards, and ask an important question: is every man who has ever owned one a sexist pig or are we all Puritans for thinking so? Plus, a discussion about a man, his sex doll wife, and the Instagram account that started it all. Digressions include th...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 52 min
Julia reflects on The Weight of It All one year later with musician and breakup bestie Georgia Greene. Plus, we made you a breakup playlist . xoxo Check out Georgia's band Trousdale here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
May 17, 2023•1 hr 54 min
The girlies break down the complexities of the current writers' strike. With help from film professor Miranda Banks (also known as Julia’s aunt), they delve into the history of the WGA and previous strikes, the alter ego of “W. Hermanos,” and how technology continuously changes the landscape for writers. Plus, we answer the questions you submitted about the strike! Digressions include a mailbox moment titled “BOYFRIEND WANTS TO FUCK HIS DOG???”, the real purpose of The Academy, and Eliza’s 100-y...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 27 min
The girlies tackle the long history and contemporary policy that makes up the American healthcare system. They explain why millions go bankrupt from medical debt, detail the modern process of thotting out your traumas for GoFundMe pennies, and unpack why it doesn’t have to be this way. Digressions include a listener’s glowing testimony for Glossier foundation and how losing your right hand is nepotism, actually. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Binchtopia has donated $5,...
May 03, 2023•1 hr 40 min
The girlies unpack the history and ontology of the internet’s most misunderstood subculture: furries! Digressions include the horrors of the average Nordstrom dressing room, a mailbox moment entitled “In My Aria Montgomery Era,” and a very special welcome to Binchtopia to our first beautiful Binchie baby. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Sources: Furry Cartography: Performing Species by Marla Carlson On having a furry soul: transpecies identity and ontological indetermina...
Apr 26, 2023•1 hr 20 min
The girlies have an enlightening chat about religious trauma, queerness, and calling men “buddy” in the bedroom with Dr. Dontá Morrison. Digressions include a tale of leprosy cosplay, more haunting Eastern European folklore for children, and the Anne Hathaway Effect. Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia. Find Dr. Morrison on Instagram at @donta_morrison, and check out his website . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 5 min
The girlies do another culture swap to explain the origins of two springtime holidays — Eliza tells the story of Passover, and Julia tells the story of Easter. Digressions include our dream cars (although Julia does not dream of cars), Eliza's annual move, and some very important homework for frat pledges. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 14 min
The girlies celebrate their 100th episode by answering 100 listener-submitted questions. Digressions include Eliza’s near brush with death, Donald Trump’s new single, and did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard..????? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 19 min
The girlies explain the movement to Defend the Forest and #StopCopCity in Atlanta and connect it to a broader conversation about the history of civil disobedience in America. Digressions include a recap of our slayful clothing sale, reminiscing about seeing Taylor Swift live in the 2010’s when the tickets were cheaper, and a big congratulations to a binchie for finishing her chemo treatment. SOURCES: Civil Disobedience On A Moral Right to Civil Disobedience by James Lefkowitz As Public Oppositio...
Mar 22, 2023•1 hr 22 min
The ladies time travel to the 90’s to discuss the world’s first simulated pets — the Tamagotchi and the Furby — and what lessons they have to teach us about our digital selves online. Digressions include a very “low brow” intro, a Binchtopia spit-take meet-cute, and the discovery that we might be your Tamagotchis. SOURCES: Love It, Feed It, Mourn It Virtual Pets Are Back and Why We Need Them Most Now Love In The Time of Tamagotchi Taken By the Tamagotchi: How a Toy Changed the Perspective on Mob...
Mar 15, 2023•1 hr 22 min
The girlies open up their treasure trove of mailbox moments to cackle at more of your embarrassing stories. Digressions include Julia’s recap of Bravo's biggest scandal to date, Eliza’s tour life diary, and a revelation about the mysterious origins of a Godly Wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 08, 2023•58 min
The girlies are joined by podcaststress supreme Lara Marie Schoenhals to discuss the cultural importance of reality tv and its storied history. Digressions include the trauma of eating at Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurants, the horror of forgetting to lock the airplane bathroom, and the importance of taking it to a place of 9/11. Listen to Lara's hilarious work on Sexy Unique Podcast and Too Niche? Follow Lara on IG @larzmarie and on TikTok @sexyuniquepodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Mar 01, 2023•1 hr 26 min
The girlies uncover the complicated history of the American nail salon — from the wave of Vietnamese immigration that kick-started the industry to the toxic chemicals and labor violations that lay below the surface. Digressions include a call for a REPUTABLE pet psychic, the deeply spiritual significance of Imodium, and our current Godly Wife name fixations. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. SOURCES: From 3200 B.C. to Today: The Fascinating History of Nail Polish Cutex Ho...
Feb 22, 2023•1 hr 28 min
The girlies answer love-related queries from the second annual Binchtopia Valentine Hotline. Queries include: how can I make my anti-capitalist boyfriend treat me like a princess on Valentine’s Day? Should I marry my boyfriend even though he’s in love with his roommate? How can I ensure that my ex wakes up every day in psychological pain? And more. Digressions include Eliza’s doomsday prep, MeganGK’s turn for the worse, and whether or not Peeps are an acceptable favorite candy. Support the podca...
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 6 min
The girlies revive a classic Binchtopia format — talking about whatever they want. If you can make it through the intro about buying new pants and free-bleeding, you’re a real one. They review the most contentious etiquette rules from The Cut, check in on the Transformed Wife’s Husband, and discuss Armie Hammer's dispatch from the crypt to lament on why “cancelled” men can never shut the hell up! Digressions include the trend of deinfluencing and a shocking revelation about scurvy. Support the p...
Feb 08, 2023•1 hr 10 min
The girlies explore homesteading. Starting from the Ballerina Farm TikTok that first piqued their interest, they delve into the long history of women’s work, examining the myth of Republican Motherhood and the idea that women have always loved to labor for free. They further investigate the spiritual sexism and “divine feminine” trope to understand why even left-wing women fall down the gender essentialist and trad-wife pipeline. Digressions include Eliza’s unfavorable acupuncture experience, le...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr 19 min
The girlies unpack fatphobia and the history of fatness. They discuss the racist roots of modern-day body standards, how we can think about anti-fat bias through the lens of eating disorder recovery, and lament the failings of the American medical system (again). Digressions include very little because we are serious researchers and get straight to the point this time. Sources: Fearing the Black Body by Sabrina Strings What We Don't Talk About When We Talk About Fat by Aubrey Gordon "You Just Ne...
Jan 25, 2023•1 hr 22 min
The girlies reflect on life without social media and read some listener emails from binchies in arms who valiantly joined us in our challenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr 8 min
The girlies ring in the new year by investigating what plagues us all - smartphone addiction. They look into the research surrounding smartphones and social media to answer the important questions: Why are they so addictive and what are they doing to our brains? What would Karl Marx say about digital social capital? And most importantly.. why aren’t the teens having sex like they used to? Plus, they reveal the first ever Binchtopia experiment. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/bincht...
Jan 11, 2023•1 hr 32 min
In the final episode of the year, the girlies enter new territory — Julia shares what she learned about the origins of Christmas and Eliza attempts to goysplain Hanukkah. Digressions include a hostile mohnkey run-in, Elon’s mommy logging on to jump to his defense, and Julia finally falling victim to covid. If you'll miss us on our two week break, you can find more than 50 bonus episodes on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr 7 min
The girlies review the most notable pop culture happenings from our cursed year 2022. Ranging from West Elm Caleb to HRH collection’s parking lot wedding to Queen Elizabeth’s death and subsequent reincarnation, we really cover it all. Plus, a special category for the most insane Twitter discourse we saw this year. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 14, 2022•1 hr 19 min
The girlies discuss the politics of involuntary commitment in light of a recent New York City law. With special guest and disability activist Stef Kaufman, they get into the nuances of the harmful correlation between homelessness, mental illness and crime, and discuss ways to organize towards a better future. Read some of Stef's work below: Visions for a Liberated Anti-Carceral Crisis Response We Don’t Need Cops to Become Social Workers: We Need Peer Support + Community Response Networks Hosted ...
Dec 07, 2022•1 hr 27 min
The girlies check in with the culture and put their investigative journalism skills to work. Is the Balenciaga PR crisis giving child exploitation or Satanic panic? Should we be concerned that Call of Duty is a confirmed government psyop? And most importantly, why isn’t anyone RAISING AWARENESS??? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Articles referenced: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and the Reality of Imperfection Call of Duty Is A Government Psyop: These Documents Prove it Marvel's Sh...
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 3 min
The girlies are back to explore the depths of Reddit and find out what’s going on in the darkest corners of the internet. Philosophical topics include the ethics of making your Thanksgiving guests pay for dinner, the questionable choice to name your baby Renesmee, the quandary of whether or not to replace your girlfriend’s asshole cat, and more. Programming note: This episode was recorded ahead of the Club Q tragedy in Colorado Springs. We are heartbroken by this event and will be putting forth ...
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 32 min
