Send us a text This week, we discuss the foibles and flams of the Coca-Cola Company. Was New Coke the dumbest idea ever, or the most daring gambit a soda company ever mounted? Why are CEOs so afraid of teens? Most importantly, why does Timothée Chalamet look like Hey Arnold, and why wouldn’t Jared Fogle give our middle school classmate a free sandwich? Listen to find out! Call the hotline now and leave a message: +1-706-452-4626 Want more Bimbo Summit? Listen to 4 exclusive episodes on our Patre...
Oct 30, 2021•49 min•Ep. 42
Send us a text This week the Bimbos explain the McDonald's Monopoly Scam! Your hosts get sidetracked reminiscing about past dumpster-diving roommates, bathtub liquor, and Dylan’s shoe size. However, eventually they do get to the point. No one should control YOUR saturated fats—flex your head! Call the hotline now and leave a message: +1-706-452-4626 Want more Bimbo Summit? Listen to 4 exclusive episodes on our Patreon right now. Theme song by Neomutant Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Jo...
Oct 20, 2021•58 min•Ep. 41
Send us a text This week, the Bimbos hold an emergency meeting to address a threatening hotline message, and while we're at it, take another, less menacing call about a roadside cryptid. Call the hotline now and leave a message: +1-706-452-4626 Read one man's chilling account of an encounter with the Albemarle Creeper Want more Bimbo Summit? Listen to 4 exclusive episodes on our Patreon right now. Theme song by Neomutant Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com...
Oct 07, 2021•29 min•Ep. 40
Send us a text This week the bimbos nosedive right into THE iconic American mystery—what happened to Amelia Earhart? We discuss the prevailing theories regarding her disappearance, and come up with a conspiracy of our own. Is she still alive? Was she eaten by crabs? Is she related to Dale Earnhardt? You’ll have to listen to find out. For a visual guide, read our accompanying dossier . Do you know where she is? Call now! +1-706-452-4626 Want more Bimbo Summit? Listen to 4 exclusive episodes on ou...
Sep 24, 2021•47 min•Ep. 39
Send us a text In this hot Bloomington podcast ménage à trois, we join the boys from It's a Beautiful Day in the Gulch as guests on our mutual father-pod Unspoken Requests. Topics under discussion include: our installment as the Bloomington Shadow City Council, kissin' cousins, rock n' roll, and much more. This episode also appears in the feeds of both other podcasts. Support them by subbing/following below! Please, it's the only way we can get our family to spend time with us :( Unspoken Reques...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 38
Send us a text This week, the bimbos field a hometown mystery and spread a number of specious and irresponsible rumors about which local establishments are practicing illicit group sex. Then, we delve into the phenomenon of sleep paralysis and come clean about our history with clown houses. Listen to find out which of us saw a lizard stand up and run like a person! Leave us a message! +1-706-452-4626 Join our Patreon! Theme song by Neomutant Outro song by Bimbo and the Summits Support the show C...
Aug 29, 2021•50 min•Ep. 37
Send us a text This week, the bimbos play YOUR CALLS–mannequins found in the forest, a haunted donut shop, a lazy river in a steam tunnel––and continue last week's hole theme with the Evangelical Christian legend of the Hell Hole. Read our accompanying 📁Dossier for this episode. Call us +1 (706) 452-4626 Support us on Patreon www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Insta...
Aug 08, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 36
Send us a text This week, the bimbos gather to cover our first listener-chosen topic: Mel's Hole! Though we try our darnedest to get to the bottom of a mysterious hole plaguing a Washington-area man who made several appearances on Coast to Coast AM , the hole is so deep and we are so stupid. Listen to a compilation of Mel's calls here: YOUTUBE Tune in next week for even more holes! Engineered by Colin Jenkins Theme song by the Reclusive Goblin Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Pa...
Aug 03, 2021•45 min•Ep. 35
Send us a text This week, the bimbos are joined by Southern Indiana's own Bigfoot expert, aka Izzy's dad! They learn all about the elusive creature, how to communicate using rocks, what might be at the bottom of an old farmer's well, and share a few laughs along the way. Have you ever found something strange in the woods? Leave us a message at 706-452-4626 Theme song by Neomutant Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboa...
Jul 12, 2021•47 min•Ep. 34
Send us a text This week, your hosts gather, as if at a slumber party, to tell each other their favorite urban legends. Featuring appearances by Spring Heel Jack, the girl with the green ribbon, a clown statue, and, of course, Ryan's Steakhouse. Plus, an important PSA from the New Delhi Police Department, and Sarah's campaign for Night Mayor. Have an urban legend to tell us about? Just want to talk to Dylan? Leave us a message at 706-452-4626 Theme song by Neomutant Support us on Patreon Shop me...
Jul 06, 2021•48 min•Ep. 33
Send us a text This week the bimbos gather to discuss the seedy underbelly of systems for disposing human refuse—from bones to fatbergs. Dylan gives a history lesson on Paris, France (the Chicago of Europe) and the catacombs, Izzy shares some sewer-related news, and Sarah questions the rise of Dude Wipes usage. Have you ever seen a ghost? Leave us a message at 706-452-4626 Tell us a local urban legend. Leave us a message at 706-452-4626 Support us on Patreon: Patreon Shop merch: www.bimbosummitp...
Jun 28, 2021•59 min•Ep. 32
Send us a text On this week's episode we discuss the most sensual of all scenarios: an elderly Polish prospector getting burned by a Canadian alien. We also take some listener calls on UFO sightings, and welcome a new segment on Cruise Ship Industry News! Shoutout our new engineer COLIN !!! Thanks to our patrons, we can begin getting this chaotic content regularly delivered straight to your DOME! Subscribe now on Patreon Join Hot Boardz Merch! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Pa...
Jun 07, 2021•57 min•Ep. 31
Send us a text This week the Bimbos gather 'round to for the first in a series of discussions on animals that people once thought were not real. First up to the plate? The Komodo Dragon! We discuss her merits, her blood, and her army of virgin-birthed Himbo sons. Tune in next week for more 𝘊𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘋𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥 Join our Patreon Bimbos Worldwide Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on In...
May 20, 2021•44 min•Ep. 30
Send us a text Ahoy! In this episode, we discuss the glorious micronation of Sealand, our favorite REAL and VALID country! Join us on this maritime journey through the history of pirate radio stations, sieges and swashbuckling incidents atop the fort, and Sealand's righteous battle against the shameful and cowardly Unicode Consortium. Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord: Hotboardz discord.gg/XmUNxWv Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreo...
May 11, 2021•51 min•Ep. 29
Send us a text In this episode, guest entomologist Tino tells us about gay bugs, bugs that get high, answers listener queries about bugs, and mythbusts the venerable daddy long legs. PLUS! A bonus scoop on deaths at Disney parks. Got a bug question? Call now! 706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord: Hotboardz discord.gg/XmUNxWv Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow u...
May 04, 2021•42 min•Ep. 28
Send us a text On today's 2-part episode, the bimbos are joined by entomologist and bug-apologist Tino. Our guest helps Dylan determine whether or not he was once bit by a brown recluse spider using the unhelpful mnemonic device N.O.T. R.E.C.L.U.S.E. and shares the woes of making a cockroach a salad nicer than the food you eat. Tune in next week to learn about gay bugs and listen as our guest answers caller questions. Join our Patreon to listen to part 2 right now! www.bimbosummitpodcast.com Sup...
Apr 26, 2021•30 min•Ep. 27
Send us a text This week, the Bimbos have an upfront conversation about the issue no one wants to talk about: sand. While investigating sand's troubling implications, they ask the hardest question of all... what does it want? Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Mar 30, 2021•39 min•Ep. 26
Send us a text This week, our glamorous Hollywood friend Bethy Squires joins us to talk about some of her favorite lesser-known facts about the early days of Disney, including what the hell was going on with EPCOT, unsavory imagineers, and the monorail that nearly killed a vice-president. Join our Patreon ! Buy Bethy's book here! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimb...
Mar 04, 2021•59 min•Ep. 25
Send us a text Welcome to the second half of our conversation about the mysterious death of Brittany Murphy! This week, we cover some popular theories, discuss the honor of being plagiarized, and talk more shit about our old jobs. Plus, some bonus Dr. Bimbo content and a bonus musical coda by Izzy! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpo...
Feb 16, 2021•40 min•Ep. 24
Send us a text On this week's episode, the bimbos discuss the strange circumstances surrounding the tragic death of Brittany Murphy. Dylan shares the times he got in trouble as a barista for discussing cannibalism with a customer and playing Halloween music at 7am. Tune in next week for part 2! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcas...
Feb 05, 2021•41 min•Ep. 23
Send us a text This episode, the bimbos discuss conspiracies surrounding the Titanic (the boat, not the movie) and officially ratify new maritime laws. Are passengers still alive, trapped in an air bubble at the bottom of the ocean? Did JP Morgan **allegedly** murder his rivals so he could marry their wives? Find out now! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitp...
Jan 13, 2021•50 min•Ep. 22
Send us a text Ahoy-hoy! In today's episode, the bimbos discuss the famed "money pit" on Nova Scotia's Oak Island, which US state would most likely adopt a fake nationality, and the #girlboss CEO of a Kentucky cemetery. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Dec 25, 2020•35 min•Ep. 21
Send us a text Alert alert, loyal listeners! Here's a quick one made up of completely off-topic conversations that we cut from last week's episode. Topics include: sliding gracelessly into our 30's, sensory deprivation tanks, and dolphin eroticism. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Dec 01, 2020•13 min•Ep. 20
Send us a text This week, we're "playing doctor!" In this episode, we discuss the baffling medical mystery of "Toxic Woman" Gloria Ramirez, answer some grotesque listener calls, and generally disparage and insult real doctors! Sorry! Wanna meet other bimbos? Pretend it's the mid-2000's internet again? Discuss A24 the film? Join Hot Boardz, the official Bimbo Summit Discord! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.ch...
Nov 24, 2020•46 min•Ep. 19
Send us a text In this episode, the bimbos weigh the merits of artwork created by bad people, including Charles Manson’s folk music, John Wayne Gacy’s collab with GG Allin, and Ed Kemper’s pottery. One of us has a fine arts degree, one of us knows too much about serial killers, and one of us is America's most beloved himbo. Let's see what happens! Follow along and see the art on our Instagram . Join us on the official Hot Boardz Discord , where you can chat more or less! Support the show Call us...
Oct 27, 2020•40 min•Ep. 18
Send us a text This week, we have a hearty existential discussion about the ramifications of opting into surveillance culture, the tragedy of self-awareness, and the spectrum of what it means to be a DJ. That's right: we're talking about Paris Hilton again, this time through the lens of the This is Paris documentary. Stay til the end for a very special musical surprise! Take our episode quiz, "Is This a DJ?" here! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbos...
Oct 16, 2020•52 min•Ep. 17
Send us a text This week, in honor of Paris Hilton’s new documentary/lifestyle change, we’re re-releasing our Paris Radio Repair Conspiracy episode with bonus material (us being stupid). Next week, we’ll discuss the doc and some other Paris-related mysteries! Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/bimbosummitpodcast www.bimbosummitpodcast.com...
Oct 06, 2020•40 min•Ep. 16
Send us a text This week, the bimbos ask you to step into the dark and confused mind of Post Malone (of "White Iverson" fame) and imagine that you are being haunted by a Dybbuk. It might get a little scary, but we're all master hypnotists and you can totally trust us. Plus, Dylan tells us about his true ghost adventure and we take a few listener calls. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us on Instag...
Sep 24, 2020•54 min•Ep. 15
Send us a text Ring ring! In this episode, we take calls from you, our cherished listener. Topics include: Osama Bin Laden's least favorite shapes and numbers, something called a skin dog, why astrology is fake for Hoosiers, Albert R. Broccoli, and outfits for video games. Our hotline is ALWAYS open! Call 706-45-BIMBO to be featured on the next mailbag episode. Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat Follow us ...
Sep 02, 2020•43 min•Ep. 14
Send us a text Welcome to the first annual Sharkie Awards! The only awards show that honors sharks and their contributions to the industry of film. During the awards post-show, Dylan tells us some terrifying facts about bull sharks and we meet his incredible new cat, Tube. Plus, a special poetry reading. Take the episode quiz, "Do You Know What It's Like to be a Shark?" Support the show Call us! 1-706-45-BIMBO Join our Patreon : www.patreon.com/bimbosummit Join our Discord : www.hotboardz.chat F...
Aug 25, 2020•56 min•Ep. 13
