0:15 How do you think we should begin? 0:35 A pizza story 2:45 An AC unit story 3:34 Have you been holding space this week? 4:03 Son of a….lovely woman 5:55 Rental swans 8:30 Hay is a fire hazard 9:33 Candy cane flavor: toothpaste or good? 11:00 Mascot made a candy cane pancake and then left 12:40 What’s your take on Santa? 12:37 The Santa Clause sequels are TRASH 13:45 Hot Frosty discussion 17:43 Christmas desserts 18:43 Gift guide 20:20 CVS gift card 21:23 Cosy cosy Christmas 22:10 Spoiler-the...
Jan 13, 2025•24 min
0:00 Bichael if we were a YouTube channel 0:53 What are we going to do for our hundredth episode? 1:39 Shalom 2:34 One like = one prayer 3:23 Maddie learned that her actions matter 5:38 New segment - Maddie eats a dental chew 6:42 Guessing what kind of Reeses is in the Advent calendar 7:00 “I should start gambling” 8:27 brief break 10:05 Spotify wrapped stats 10:43 4% increase in followers 13:06 The dog hates trash bags 14:16 Pet Peeves 15:01 Ivory Coast v Ireland flag 16:23 Oven number 18:01 My...
Jan 06, 2025•38 min
0:00 - episode 100 predictions 1:00 - will Phoebe throw up? 2:28 - Katherine’s bike got stolen 7:00 - This is a 9-1-1 podcast now 10:30 - Eras tour update (reputation TV clowning) 14:30 - the little fire engine 18:15 - ideal brunch 21:45 - no time for today’s topic I guess 22:00 - JAAQ 29:15 - byeee
Jan 04, 2025•30 min
0:00 – Maddie has a secret and it’s not bangs 5:58 – Bichael is popping off (11 streams) 6:58 – Katherine went to brunch 8:43 – Birmingham aka the Hat Story 16:53 – Dog with a Hint of Lyme 20:31 – Should we get into our segment? 21:13 – Hello, I am George, 22:11 – Mrs. Janet E. George 23:48 – George Khalid by Name 24:40 – Dr. Peter Chan 25:12 – Hello I am Julianna 26:13 – E-Bike Sponsor 28:06 – Listener write-ins 28:24 – Who the hell do you think you are? 31:00 – One Hit Wonders 33:30 – Harry Po...
Oct 28, 2024•54 min
We’re bacccckkkkk. Did you miss us? We missed you. 0:40 It’s been 14 months 1:02 Bichael brings joy 1:32 We’re kinda funny 2:40 three words: laughter, danny, devito 3:35 live, laugh, love 4:21 we have caught everyone up 4:49 fiance update 6:25 podcasts in COVID were people reading Reddit posts 8:00 AITA for serving two different types of cakes 10:32 Florida = pineapples 11:24 even Monterey Jack 15:14 it’s discrimination to serve two different kinds of cakes 17:42 AITA for sharing a funny story w...
Sep 23, 2024•58 min
0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine 0:50 The Italian French Border 1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday 3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode? 4:35 This week has felt like over a year 5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes 6:16 This podcast is for no one 8:48 Unrewarding conversation 9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations? 11:14 How do you know someone else’s name? 13:00 Maddie laughs so hard she cries 14:06 Mini bus 15:00 the USA is a long drive from...
Jul 11, 2023•58 min
A bonus clip to celebrate our 40th episode. This is a throwback to Summer Episode 31 and is us struggling with the ice cube tray for about 5 minutes. PLEASE ONLY LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ON OUR PATREON. THIS IS THE HONOUR SYSTEM. THANK YOU.
Jan 14, 2023•5 min
7:45 Still Lemonade 8:24 Saw a giant Lidl 10:42 What we ate in Killarney 11:50 Mr Rogers puzzle 13:52 What is covid? 23:28 Cracker Barrell 29:01 Katherine memorized It Wasn’t Me 29:38 Guards were called (guards = police) 33:07 Mean tiktok comments
May 28, 2022•52 min
0:02 Katherine talks to herself for a bit 1:36 Middle Class today or millionaire forever ago 3:10 Building a tree house 6:56 We fight about Disneyland and word and Tarzan and Swiss family 8:48 “Katherine, listen to me.”-Maddie 12:03 Sharks are generally misunderstood 13:17 Mary’s donkey
May 26, 2022•17 min
This was recorded in February 2022 but is being posted in May 2022 ooops! 1:23 Maddie will sit in the cry room 3:08 If you didn’t have to sleep and people found out about it, that would suck 3:20 Sleep is an excuse to not do things 7:20 Intelligent and Poor 9:22 “I am a public fool” -Maddie 12:12 Maddie tries to make a joke 13:25 Choose Your Own Adventure 17:30 rip in peace 20:31 It wasn’t even Lent and now it’s barely Easter
May 20, 2022•22 min
5:35 Who and why is listening 6:32 Maddie learns about ND burning down 8:50 ornament story 10:00 pretending electric towers are the Eiffel Tower is the height of comedy 12:06 Dump on Mary Todd’s bed 12:49 Us listing out fave jokes 13:50 Lent 17:02 creative ministry 18:05 shot of olive oil 22:12 We both never got COVID 22:45 We don’t owe our listeners anything 22:47 We don’t have any listeners
Mar 16, 2022•31 min
Bichael, where the hell have you been. loca? 2:25 We are humble 4:30 The abandoned Dunnes 8:15 Celebrate Valentine’s Day rigorously 10:55 Tequila 12:48 Glee’s impact on humanity 20:00 T swizzle again 23:50 The delay is killing me with these songs 24:25 What a surprise “On My Way” is being played 25:20 This podcast is about entertaining the two of us and no one else bye 26:48 “I’m going to go feral for the reputation re release” -Maddie
Feb 24, 2022•30 min
Today we go back in time and bring three things. One useful thing. One useless thing. One thing that would actively hinder our time in England. While in in the past we worry about keeping the phones that we brought filled with battery but little do we know, once the phones die we get zapped back to 2022. 0:02 COVID?? 0:20 professional opening 0:24 Katherine’s favourite joke where she pretends she doesn’t know someone 0:40 two people who have hosted a podcast for over a year but have never met 0:...
Feb 10, 2022•43 min
Before we get to today’s topic we talk about Encanto, Google docs, swimming, the elephant in the room, and balloons. 1:09 It’s a really funny story 3:19 Hopefully we don’t get copyright stricken 4:43 Tio means uncle in Spanish 11:30 I feel physically like I’m falling apart 13:49 I have no idea what was said during that song 14:36 Loophole. They are singing about Bruno, not talking about him 25:35 Text if you want to watch the movie together 27:05 Google doc limit 29:00 Training 30:06 Commit to t...
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 1 min
0:20 Firework episode 1:15 don’t buy a bike from target 2:12 would you rather: backward handle bars or unassembled? 6:45 tempo talk 8:20 Jesus and germs 18:30 Maddie is a huge Barbici Stan 19:15 we are sponsored by barbici except they’re closed now 21:33 Anne’s teacher’s brother is BFF’s with my uncle 23:45 This is crazy 26:55 She doesn’t understand baking 29:43 Maddie saw God 31:09 airplanes: it’s something about the wind
Jan 24, 2022•50 min•Season 2Ep. 55
Surprise. We're back. It's been over a month since we did this so at the beginning we are awkward and don't know what to do. Then we read each other movie descriptions and have to guess which ones are real and which are fake. 0:30 haven’t podcasted in a month, it’s wild 2:00 the bus 5:34 a drifter and a quirky mortician 10:02 the dean is satan 11:42 Amy whinehouse 16:25 Paolo is the villain 21:47 the concept of Santa 25:00 dollar store secret Santa 32:11 we do whatever we want
Jan 16, 2022•33 min•Season 2Ep. 54
It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes. Email [email protected] 1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes ...
Jun 23, 2021•35 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Neither Katherine nor Maddie have watched Eurovision, ever. They barely know what it is. This week they react to various countries' acts and try to guess which country's performance we are watching. 1. This is a podcast where we discuss bikes 2. “This is a good joke” -Maddie 3. M83 Midnight City 4. It’s Midnight 5. Kayaking 6. You have a lot of energy 7. Why has it been good 8. Bichael Kayak 9. I’ve stepped in poop 10. I also look where I’m going 11. Write a funny joke review please 12. Eleanor ...
May 31, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Bichael Podcast is on the road this week as they visit James and Jason to debate LaCroix. James and Jason are wrong, just in general. They all taste test sparkling water/selzers, James imagines that the LaCroix factory is kinda like Willy Wonka, Jason wants a rat, and one crazy person among the group confesses that they don't use water to brush their teeth. Email [email protected] 1. Jason’s employer never learned his named 2. A domestic feud has brought us here today 3. “For the l...
May 15, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Today we ask each other questions that are not controversial yet somehow become controversial so we agree to disagree. We are in the midst of preparing for Holy Week and Easter so our brains are losing it. Email [email protected] 1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house ...
Mar 31, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 17
We are lightly toasted for this episode of Bichael. The stock market. Can't live with it, can't live without it. Katherine explains the stock market and what happened with Game Stop this week. Email [email protected] 1. Lightly Toasted 2. You’re an adult once you turn 25 3. Bee has our No.1 Fan Sticker 4. You should follow @bichaelpodcast 5. You should follow @isbichael 6. Listener Email 7. Hey Paul 8. Katherine wasn’t doing cartwheels 9. Maddie broke all the wine glasses 10...
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Just random facts and musings and conversations. It's a weird time in life. Email [email protected] 1. Our favorite numbers 2. 90mph 3. Maddie knows everything about Mt Everest 4. Cow Facts 5. Mute Swans 6. 98 million cows 7. People biting other people in NY 8. Bees and Bananas 9. Sea World 10. Brown Belt 11. Orange Belt 12. Blueberries 13. Nobel Peace Prize 14. Volleyball 15. Mock Trial 16. Vampires 17. How was your week?
Jan 17, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 8
What a treat! We have Maddie's last roommate, Matt, on the pod today! He has some controversial hot takes and Maddie & Katherine are told later that they were maybe too hard on him. Email [email protected] 1. Thanks for coming on this journey 2. Maddie ranks her roommates 3. Special Guest - Matt 4. Salsa Verde Hot Take 5. Amusement Parks 6. I can believe it’s butter 7. Matt hates books, I guess 8. Judy Hops 9. Talking Animals 10. Maddie knows a lot about climbing Mt. Everest...
Jan 08, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Maddie's second roommate named Katy! She brings her hot takes and we read an email from Paul. Is he real or just Katherine catfishing us? Honestly we aren't sure. Email [email protected] 1. A really rough intro 2. Special Guest - Katy 3. LaLa Land spoilers 4. Jeans 5. Irish Eagle 6. Birds 7. Ma’am are you okay? 8. Team Peeta 9. Team Jacob 10. Maddie recounts facts from Twilight 11. Who’s eaten more spiders? 12. Eating bugs on a rollercoaster 13. Kennywood 14. Our first liste...
Jan 03, 2021•34 min•Season 1Ep. 6
The first episode of our series where we have Maddie's roommates as guests! Katie brings her hot takes which mostly consist of her liking very strange foods. FG also makes a brief interruption. Happy almost new year! Email [email protected] 1. Special Guest - Katie 2. Buy our merchandise that doesn't exist 3. My Grandma’s Wedding 4. Sleep Paralysis Demon 5. “I like the regular food everyone else likes. I’m not weird.” -KW 6. Pickled Eggs 7. Ham Loaf 8. FG roasts our listener...
Dec 30, 2020•31 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Maddie hypes Katherine up about her Christmas gift only to disappoint her when the golf course is closed. So after a brief run to the pub we talk about what would kill a child from the Middle Ages. Also, aren't Christmas movies the absolute best and worst at the same time? Email [email protected] 1. Short to Bichael 2. Life is content 3. So guess 4. Golf 5. We’re a golf podcast 6. Middle Aged Children 7. Finding Nemo Fish 8. Phishing Scams 9. You Stronk 10. New Jingle (Thanks Skiff...
Dec 20, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 4
100% real, legit, this isn't a bit, music recommendations. (The outtakes at the end may be funnier than the actual segment.) Email [email protected] 1. Katherine doesn’t live in the laundry room 2. Pope Pictures 3. da Vinci? 4. 49 Listens 5. Sponsorship 6. Deodorant Revisited 7. Take a shot every time we say “it’s a bop” 8. We can’t shut up about LaCroix even though we hate it 9. Chicken Sandwich 10. Bichael Restaurant 11. Is this actually funny? 12. Not sure if it’s gonna work 13....
Dec 12, 2020•54 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Maddie and Katherine bring some more hot takes and discuss what a berry is. Spoiler: a strawberry isn't a berry which is ludicrous. Email [email protected] 1. This is our hobby 2. Bikes 3. Gifts 4. Bikes 5. Snaps 6. Grape 7. Watermelon 8. You Smell 9. Don’t feed your dog grapes 10. LaCroix Update 11. What is a berry? 12. Subunits 13. Texts 14. Monoliths Part 2 Email [email protected]
Dec 06, 2020•50 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Thank you for coming on this journey with us! Katherine and Maddie have lived in community together for basically, almost 2 years. They have survived COVID lockdowns together. One day after texting something HILARIOUS to each other they created this podcast. It's dumb but it's our hobby. Email [email protected] 1. What is this 2. Obama Sponsorship/Ad 3. First Impressions 4. Jet Lag 5. Presidential Birthdays 6. Hot Takes 7. Fancy Cars 8. Aliens in Utah bikeisshortforbichaelpo...
Nov 27, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 1
