episode 3 - BLEEP

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Incredible. How did this happen? I don't freaking know. God, I wish I was smoking what they're smoking. When you guys record the podcast, you want drug? Do you drink a nice tall glass of weed? Do you guys? do you swallow and eat drang? what's wrong? it's like coming to what we're doing. There's a constant battle between the part of myself that knows what I'm doing and is actively trying to force myself into gainful employment.

Versus the parts like, yeah, keep mispronouncing the word drug. Nothing I like more than filling a big needle full of weed and stitching a blanket with it and getting under it. That's me. I'm just embroidering with a hypodermic needle and being like, it feels warm all over my body, like drunk. And then the blanket that you're stitching is like, have you ever just looked at the sky and just been like, it's so big and we're little.

Man, I remember one of the first times I got drunk, I was like, I'm just going to write all night. Oh, man. I know. It was me and some of my high school friends. We were like 19 in a shed getting drunk. They were smoking weed and I was scared too. But I was like, no, man, I'm just going to drink. and I'm going to write when the spirit takes me. And then I looked at it later the next day, and it was all stuff like the dark...

Prince takes his guitar. Oh, my God. Because one of my friends started tuning his shitty guitar. Oh, shit. That's so good. It was so fucked, man. I remember the first time I ever got drunk was when I was 18. It was my 18th birthday and because all of my friends were fucking 30 because I was doing comedy. They were just like, hey, feed the little one tequila through a tunnel. And it was just like, I just...

I was real fucked up and there are videos... I'm going to pause and just say... Funnel, yes, I know, I meant funnel. I just needed to clarify because both are fine. No, no, no, what they did... But it sounded like a bunch of comedians took you down to a tunnel and force fed you tequila. No, what they did was I was at one end...

of a tunnel and they were at the very other end no the tunnel and they were throwing molotov cocktails and i was just trying to get him in my gob you were trying to get him in the gob and put them out with your tongue so they didn't explode in your tummy A boom. That's my tummy. Oh, great. Yeah, good folly. Mick Foley. Oh, wow. The three boy with the mankind.

So what I was actually going to say was they just gave me a ton of tequila that my first shot ever was, I have pictures of it, Angus Hodge brought me a tray on stage and gave me tequila. and uh and then when i finished my set i don't remember a ton after that but there are videos of me like it was my birthday and i was vegetarian and they all got meat pizzas so it's me sitting there this drunk on the ground who's about 45 kilos. You're 18, so you look...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked, genuinely. This is the rule now. You look 23. You're 23 and you look. I'm 24. You're 24. You thought you were 23 until you Googled Demi Lardner age. And I'm never going to let you live that down. You say your dad.

I did that in your show, but I'm going to out you right now as not knowing what age you were and being sad that you lost a year. I want to forget. You're 24 and you look 12. Yes. Your formula is divided by two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool. Exactly. It's the opposite of that sex thing when you double their age and add seven. You half my age and you minus seven. Which also, by the way, no good dude has ever done the sex maths. Oh, man. You've never had to run the formula and been fine.

We have something in common. I also had my first drink at 18. Really? Yeah, dude. Oh, no. I had my first drink. Oh. So... I don't know whether you know. Oh, no, I'm not a freak. I had my first drink. No, I don't know whether you know this, but my childhood was less than savory. It's come up. Champ. So my first drink, I can't even like... Yeah, I've met you once.

Hi, I'm Demi, 24, female, broken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's incredible to think that only eight months ago that would have been, I'm Demi, don't know, broken. It's... It's, I mean, like, because I had my, almost every person on my mother's side of the family was an alcoholic at some point. So they were like,

feed the little one, give her the nectar that we desire, you know? You know what I mean? Maybe it's happier to instead think of you as someone with early onset adulthood. It's absolutely not that. No, you had early onset adulthood. You dealt with, you know, normal adult things like being sad all the time, living out of your car. Yeah, when I was three.

You know how your shitty life. Oh, yeah. I know how my shitty life. I was 18. They all got meat pizzas knowing I was a vegetarian. And I sat there drunk being like... When you're done with your crust, just throw them in this lid so I can eat them. On my 18th birthday, we sat in a park with a drunk child and all of her friends and I just ate bread.

That they didn't want. You ate bread they'd finished eating the tasty bits of. Exactly. You were the hog that they fed the bottom of the cupcake to. I was the hog that lived under their toilet stall. Please, the crunch. Bunchy bits of your taste circle. Wouldn't mind tossing them.

Give me the edges of the ingredient circle. It's so funny. You were such a devoted stepdaughter that even though it was your 18th birthday and you were becoming an adult, you were so devoted to the lifestyle that you still ate the scraps of the table. Yeah, I was the dog of my birthday. So you didn't have your first...

That wasn't your first drink. That was my first drink because I remember, like, I used to get sips of beer and stuff or whatever. That doesn't really count. But I remember when I was about 15, maybe 14, I went to this party. Seven. Seven, 6.5. Seven, 14 divided by one minus seven. I was zero. So I went to this party that my friend... We'll call her Steph. Because that was her name. Pushes in glasses. Shouts into the distance.

Fuck stand-up shit. I've got to get around to changing her name and one day I won't use their real name. God, I've got to stop using their real name. And I was driving the bus. They don't use that anymore. So I was at the party, I was like 14, and all of our friends were like, Just getting real weirdly drunk and just playing with fire. And it was at like a friend's house. Back the fuck up. No, no, no, no. So it was at a friend's house. Her name was Steph. Okay. With an F. S-T-E-F.

And her mum was very, very, very unhinged, but... like the fun unhinged mom yeah so we were in the house and like she was just kind of letting everybody drink and like there was uh our friends were having sex on the trampoline kind of around behind the shed and we're like As an adult, it is the most disgusting thing to think of 14 and 15 year olds having sex. It's so awful. What the fuck are you doing? I'd rather they play with guns.

Oh, yeah, me too. I would rather have 14. Because if one of them kills the other, they can't have sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when I was, so we were maybe like, I think 15 at this point. I remember this, I'm going on so many tangents, but. I was at a sleepover at my friend. Bleep. Okay, you were at your friend's house. I was at my friend's house. His name was something other than. Bleep. And he. You stupid bitch. You just.

Doubled my work. I'm editing this one. It was him and his girlfriend. And me and my boyfriend, we'll just call him Blondie because that's what we all called him. Not his real name. And me and Blondie were like sleeping on like... The floor, basically, in their spare room. We were all sleeping in the same room. What you knew as the bed. No, the bed. The happy place. We were sleeping on... We were sleeping on surrogate mother and... My friends. The old reliable. The thing that can't leave.

Think of how much worse your childhood would have been if the floor could get drunk. Oh, my God. It was the one thing in your life that wasn't... Constantly inebriated just around the child. Yeah. So we were on the floor and our friends... were on the bed and we were all like 15 I guess also quick pause I know we're going off on many tangents here but it's very funny to think of people even adults fucking on a trampoline

Because that thing has properties that I would say are counterproductive to fucking. Okay, so this family was the absolute dictionary definition of... So it was like the trampoline was like on a, what did you say? 45 degrees more than that probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An angle that was like... 45 degrees is a pretty fucking steep angle, champ. That's in between 90...

And zero. Yeah, but the trampoline was like legs on one side and no legs on the other. Oh, okay. So that trampoline, that's what they were fucking about. Sorry, I was not... Guessing the correct definition. Yeah, so like... DERO! Like that definition. Which story am I telling? I don't know. That was when my first drink was. I had a full can of Woodstock at that party. Yeah, right. And I was like, you know.

Whatever. That would have taken up 50% of your available body fluids. Yeah, my teeth were full of liquid. If you pour that into a demi, even now, that reaches up to, I don't know, just above your hips. You contain a thimblefuls of fluid. God, imagine. Your three apples tall. Use my famer as like... a flask like i imagine that just my bones fill up first and then my my veins and then my tummy for everyone wondering uh like a visual approximation of demi's

height and size, I could use her femur, the largest bone in the body, to pick my teeth. And I would say a castable height.

So I had my first drink at Schooley's in year 12.

Yeah, right. So I got through all of high school without drinking and I was just as fun as you'd think. I fucking sucked, man. And then on schoolies, they found out that I'd never drunk. I'd kind of convinced myself because I was just... scared of drinking i was genuinely afraid of it oh so was i that's why i didn't drink till i was 18 because we had like i had alcoholic elements in my family but they were grandparents yeah like they they were distant um

And I just heard about them. And then I got to schoolies and a girl called Charlotte brought in a sealed six pack of cowboy shots. Right. And made me do, in my memory, all of them. Right. And I remember that night in fragments. Yeah. The things I remember are... Oh, fuck. This is so shit. Me walking around a room just being like... And then I found out later. And this is now...

edited into my memory. My friend Zan was sitting on a couch next to a girl that we'd met and she leaned over to him and was like, does he have a boner? And I was wearing board shorts and I'd got a full on. And this is fine to say because I was 18. Stiffy. Just walking around near paralytic with drink. To a point where I couldn't come within... Like, it was the first thing that would hit a wall, is what I'm saying.

I wasn't in any position to be seen. And a board short is not an especially concealing item of clothing. Absolutely not. Only a board short. Listen, it was a tropical place. My Schoolies was great because it was like... Was I telling... Oh, wait. I need to finish one story before I talk about My Schoolies. All right. We were lying on the floor. We were lying on Mother and...

Our two friends were on this bed next to us. As we would come to find out, an especially creaky bed. And we were in the same room. less than a foot from the radius of one of them and they just did a fuck and then in the morning and we were like hiding under a blanket being like are they are they literally doing this? Like just whispering. And we were together, but we were like, no, we will never. And we did never. Yeah. And then in the morning, we hadn't really slept.

And then I just kind of, in my mind, like say this is the edge of the bed, I just kind of rose up from the side and looked at them and went, that was cool. People grow into it, but you maintain the same level of obnoxiousness. Your entire life. And then I remember we were having breakfast and then the friend whose house we were at, his mum left for work. And I was just like, remember when you guys fucked in the same room as us?

It was so full on. Man, it fucking... I was... Last Edinburgh Fringe Festival. The one we were at or the other one? The other one. Yeah. I was in a room... I shared a room with renowned idiot clown, Zach Zucka. Zach Zucka. And I was on the floor and he was on the bed.

There was an understanding that we would switch positions, but as soon as one night passed, it was clear that would never happen. So I was just on the floor for the rest of the time. And then at one point, I just kept waking up and... myself back to sleep knowing that he was fucking literally if we take the Pythagoras' theorem he was fucking a hypotenuse of say Three feet from my head. And he absolutely nodded. And it happened several times.

You know, when that happens, because we know how there's a grate at the end of every urethra, the mist from his cum landed on your face. Yes, like a normal dick as mine is, as you've become accustomed to. I've just gaslit you into thinking that every dick is an arcane steampunk construction. Well, of course, I would help by arising and turning the cogs of the dick. Whittishins, as is the way.

Oh, man. Yeah. This is the first podcast we've recorded where we're both drinking. Oh, yes. Tom's back on the hooch. I am, baby. I'm fun again. It was an awful time away and every day was dragging. Is that bad news? Yes. Thanks for asking. I just really like whiskey. I like it because I like... taste and it feels like a just a nice it feels like a nice it feels an interesting combination of medicinal and comforting and those are the two things I want from anything if Street Fighter 5

Yes. If Street Fighter V had a function where after every loss, hands came out of the PlayStation 4 and gave me a warm hug. Oh. I can safely say we wouldn't be together. Because I would be a complete human being. I wouldn't be doing comedy. We wouldn't have met. Sure. Right? Yep. I understand. Yep. Okay. The same as if Skyrim had a drip into your arm that fed you nutrients. Oh, man. Like...

and just miss my hammer. Yeah, should we talk about Skyrim? Do you want me to talk about Skyrim? I have a debilitating, it's not like, it is, do you think it's an addiction? It's one game. I don't think... I think you found one game that scratches exactly what you want in video games. And it scratched it... To that position where your eyes rolled back in your head for days on end. It scratched it to the bone and then past the bone and out the other side of the leg and down to hell.

Right, it scratched your shoulder and worked its way all the way down through the ribcage, through the pelvis, through the femur, through the foot, and right down through the mantle of the earth. into the core, into the fiery depths of hell. And that's when you found out your smithing had been mastered twice. I was legendary on most skills, especially smithing and sneaking. And to all you non-nerds out there, that means stop listening to the podcast. You're not wanted here.

I sold my PlayStation 3 because I had accumulated months on Skyrim. Months, plural. And that's not the amount of time since getting the game that I played it. That's like the time that I was... Playing the game physically Fuck man Yeah fuck man he's the man who fucks he loves to fuck man fuck man's here now fuck man what's it gonna do is it fuck man He left to fuck, so he does it all the time when he's able to. Yeah, he left to fuck, so he does it. Fuck man. Oh, my God. Well, fuck man's here.

And he's in the house and now the fuck man comes and he's going down south to your pussy. Yeah, he touches the flaps. He comes inside and then he tells you your crap. Girls love it when you touch the... the flaps yeah thank you that if you give me

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Snapchat. Send it to my story, baby. It's not a boring story. I want you to know that I'm a fuck. Fuck man. Who's a fuck by all grown up. Have you noticed that we are white? Yeah, man. Quick question. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. How does it feel to be drinking again? It's good. So I decided to not drink when I... Hadn't... I don't know. Because I hadn't been drinking... I kind of...

Had been drinking a bit too much. I talked about this on like the last podcast, I think. Or maybe the one before. But about how I felt like I talked over you too much. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I noticed a correlation between me drinking... and us, if not fighting, then crying. Just being sad. What have you found on the floor? This is the mosquito I killed before. Hey, cool. That's fun. Yeah.

But by you saying us fighting, it's just kind of us being like, what? And then crying. Yeah, just miscommunications, which is something I want to avoid and something I'm trying to get better at. Yeah, it sucks. And the thing... And I'm not saying this is my most egregious fault as a person, because God knows it's fucking jockeying for first place. But I have one tone. Yes.

All my life. And it is a true debilitating illness. And though I am getting better at understanding that tone at times, when I'm feeling fragile, it is. so aggressive yeah when we were we uh tom has a character called king baby and

I don't know if we can just throw that out there. Tom has a character called Sultan Infant. Okay, I have a character called King Baby, and that character is me in six diapers with a crown on it, but the crown is... is also attached to a diaper that I wear on my head and he talks like this. And at that point you're covered in sunscreen, I believe. I am covered in sunscreen or lotion or whatever. But it's like, it's just, it's pointedly the most awful character and I affect an air of...

behind the actors studio about it where I'm like, well, I don't know. Let's see if King Baby's in. And then we just put on these fuck shows and it's fun. So last time we did that, this is the first King Baby that I was involved with. I was playing an orphan. Both of our voices were very upsetting to listen to. They were very similar as well. Yeah. Do you want to just do our voices? Oh, yeah. Okay. Three.

two one hello king baby i'm trapped in this factory and i don't know how to get out oh you wonderful orphan our voices are hard listen to in the same scene shame there's three scenes to go yeah awful that and uh and when we were doing the tech for that which i had to rescue at the last minute i don't mean to brag but When I was talking to the tech and just kind of replacing some cues and stuff.

Oh, man, it's full of mozzies. I need to spray myself soon. Just like in Radiolab, we've been distracted by mosquitoes. Mosquitos. And I was talking to the tech and... I believe you said it was something to the tune of like, so he was like, oh, so when's that going to come in? And you said something and he was like, oh, it says something different here. And you said something to the tune of.

just be aware that anything we say could change at any minute. And I had to lean over to him and say, he's not being rude, he's just speaking. When he sounds demanding, that's on him. That's not him mad at you. He's just mad at him. Yeah. And that's a mix of another character deficiency, which is... My complete lack of preparation. Yeah. Plus just the fact that my voice sounds slightly different in my head. Yep. I think I have a particularly unique skull shape, not to brag, but...

In my ears, my voice sounds kinda. Kinda hostile? Kinda shit. Kinda cool, actually. Cool. No, it sounds more kind than it is in real life, which is unfortunate. Yes. Yeah, in any situation that's unfortunate. I want to get another drink. Okay. Do you want to keep talking?

Yeah, sure. Sure. You're going to edit this one. So if you want to edit out me yelling from across the room, that's fine. All right. Here, I'm going to pick up your microphone and put it in the general direction of you. Oh, great. Yeah. So... This is all going to get edited out. Oh, for sure. Let's just put it down.

Yeah, of course. Why would anyone want to listen to this? It's a faraway voice of the queer girl they love and a close-up voice of the straight boy they hate. Of the straight boy they wish they were. Just gave myself an oomph. Let me put them on. Keep going.

God, I can't remember what we were talking about. I was making myself laugh at the gym with... I'm Jason. I'm fun and I am number one. I'm Becky. I'm proud and sometimes I get loud. I'm Brian and the music company owes my dad a favour. So it's like an S Club 7. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But one of them is clearly there because his dad was like, go on, son, get yourself something for your resume. We can talk about this. My...

So, I think I've talked about this to you. I'm Tyson and the record company wants to seem inclusive. I am Jose and the record company... The company bought me from a man for three gods. Every wonderful god's shiny of hair, silky of foot, now I sing for the club. Oh my God. I'm Jose. Oh my God. I'm Brad and I'm still Jose here. Just wanted to say. This is an interesting voice that I do. I'm... ethnically white oh my god so it's fine that i'm here yeah the character's racist and not you yeah

That's me. That's me hurriedly dusting over my tracks. That's you. You're Danny in the show. Oh, you haven't seen the show yet. That's the equivalent of me running up and being just like, I'm on bar. I'm on bar. You can't do it. So what's bar? Because I had barleys. Is that the same thing? Really? In tip or tag, it's the safe space. You can't tag someone. So we were chasey and it was barleys. Okay. Here is a game that we had.

in year two at my school okay because in year two i transferred from a regular school to a special school where people yelled and wore helmets What? Yes. But also to clarify, I transferred from a boys and girls public school to a... all boys private school. And that meant that... Yeah, I know. It all makes sense now. Just generally.

Fuck you. Fuck you, man. Go on. Man, it sucks. It was the worst shit. Yep. I've evaded a lot of it, but it still makes me a worse person to this day. No, you have evaded a lot of it. I've known a lot of dudes that have gone to all-boys schools and I... just if I could punch all their skin off, I would. Absolutely. It fucks you up. Yeah. Just like, and by that, I mean like not necessarily fucks you up emotionally, but it gives you terrible views. Oh yeah. Yeah. Anyway, in year two.

we would play a game called Sexers. Okay. Sexers. E-R-S. Yes, it's yes. Right. And so it was a variant. A little game you might have heard of called tip or tag. Oh yeah, tag. Yeah, yeah. But the taggers were sexers and the way they tagged you was... They sexed you. And so what this meant was that... in a three-day period before this was banned. And I feel like if we tracked down the boy that introduced this, we could have stopped a crime. Oh, my God. My memory of this...

is a boy running up to me and saying, him saying, I'm a sexer. And like doing some kind of pre-puberty. What? Like, slut drop. Oh, no. Like, trying to grind on me. No! And me going, I'm immune. I'm a kangaroo. And holding my arms up. I'm in front of me like a T-Rex. Okay, so basically... So there was... Fuck.

So, basically... Man, this is so fast. So, like, in a way, the sexers were giving the kangaroos or sexies an idea of what... be like to be just a woman yeah but i gotta emphasize as well like the kangaroo was, I don't think, a set part of the game. I think that was a Tom Walker way of weaseling, or if you will, kangarooing his way out of trouble. Being humped by a boy. Genuinely, it was a game.

of chase someone and then when you've got them, hump them. And then they become a sexer and it was a game of compound... Horny boys. Yeah. Just rubbing their dicks on each other. But we were seven. I don't think we were horny. We just had a weird... Oh, yeah, you too. Yeah, dude. Seven or eight. Yeah, that's fucking... Isn't that fucked? Because it's intriguing. You know, like, what's sex? Probably this. Yeah. Oh, there's a buzz in the headphones. What's going on?

I mean, it doesn't matter. We just talked about sexes and kangaroos. Isn't it fucked? Dude. Yeah, man. Dude. It's no good. Did I ever tell you about my weird, like... irrational fear like when i say irrational like the least rational fear that a person can have when i was about eight or nine and i'd been watching a lot of dragon ball z Have I told you about this? No. I had a bunk bed in my room and I had gotten into my head because some dream and, you know, everything was fucked.

I'd gotten into my head that the characters from... And just to be clear, to everyone that doesn't know the full story of Demi's home life, she doesn't mean in the dream. No, no, no. Everything was fucked. But in the dream, it had convinced me that, so like, I believed when I was like eight or nine and I had like sweat. panic attacks about this, that the characters from Dragon Ball Z were real and could see me at all times.

And I used to get changed under the covers of my bed and like under my bunk bed so that they wouldn't be able to see me naked. And it was that specific. Like it was like... i have i have to hide oh my god yeah i know it's the most insane thing i can't so there's no rationale behind it aside from like Like, I had just, I had gotten into a stage where, like, everything was crazy around me. And I had just, I was like, this might be true. It is. And then... This is as true as mum not loving me.

You were like, this is as likely as mum being- Your whole life story's been thrown off and you were like, a fictional story being real is more likely than my mum and dad meeting by being prison guards. That's the truth. Which is true. is the truth and they were cheating on their prospective partners as well. Fuck! Did you know that? No! Oh, so they met when they were both working in prison. Mum had a husband.

Mum had a husband and dad had a wife and they both cheated on their respective partners and got together. Oh my God. But they never got married. So I'm a bastard. Yeah, well, that comes through. Holy shit. You're the product of two prison guards leaving their relationships to get together. What I think it was was that there was a very sturdy and charismatic cum that just needed to come out of Dad.

That was really intent on getting into mum. And, like, me as a spirit, like, made that relationship happen. You know what I mean? Right. You were half... an incredibly resilient cum, and half an incredibly resilient egg, and they both willed themselves towards each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. And broke up two marriages. Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a disease person. You're no good, champ. I know this is an original take. Yeah. Oh, no. Whoops. that's kind of the soundtrack to my life that one sound effect i would love that sound effect to be the thing They're like, I now stand for Tom's favourite song at my funeral. And the coffin just goes... Like one feet, two feet, three feet, in the ground, that's all. Done.

And then just a bulldozer waiting on the side to push all the rest of the dirt in. Wouldn't that be great? Yes. He's gone. Go home. What would my song at my funeral be? I wonder. Dad keep. Sacred stash. Oh my god. It would be Secret Stash. It would be Secret Stash, but it would be on a huge, like, hologram TV. And it would be playing over my coffin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. A thrift shop. That's what we'd play at my funeral. But shit, it was 99 cents. Piss.

Is that a joke about how R. Kelly pissed on a child? No. Is it not? R. Kelly pissed on a 15 year old. I agree with you on that, but it's not... But how is it not that? Like that news came out before Thrift Shop did. It's... Thrift Shop is about a fur coat that could... smell like piss because he bought it at the thrift shop what he said was smells like i kelly's sheets piss

But shit, it was 99 cents. Motherfucker. Oh, okay. In that case, yes. So yeah, so he made a joke about how a girl was sexually abused by a rapper. Also, in my mind? That song by Macklemore just ended a completely unrelated verse with, I'm at the thrift shop. Piss. I'd completely whitewashed out the account of R. Kelly's sexual assault. Because I was like, well, it's likely that he just brought up piss.

That's the reason he says the word piss, remember? R. Kelly is a bad dude. He's a really bad dude that brainwashes people and pisses on children. Yeah, man. All right. That's been... Big soft titty by PNG. Bot. He said bot instead of dot. Big soft titty. Big soft titty by BNB. Fuck. So, oh no, you know what? We're going to do like another minute of really good content after we do our plugs. So you got to stay.

So here's our plugs. Oh, my God. I just had my Next Gen come out on iView. You guys can watch it. I figure it's on the ABC website. I'll also release it at some point. It is another thing.

It's me doing an hour. Tom has an hour on Next Gen as well. Hey, guys. Tom Walker here. The other voice in a big soft video. PNG from Sexers the Game. My eye view is... also out on ABC iview it's very very good well thanks hun we both do tiny cameos in each other's shit yeah yeah you'll have to watch no let's not describe it let's just spoil it no no no I was just gonna say mine

Mine I'm really proud of, but looks so much worse than yours. Yeah, man. But I... fucking love it like there's just it just looks like shit and it was exactly how i envisioned it absolutely and we're gonna uh record commentaries for each other each we are we're gonna record commentaries We're going to record commentaries for each other. Are we going to do them together, though? So you and me are going to do yours, and then you and me are going to do mine? Is that true? Just nod if you think yes.

Yes, I think it will be. Yeah, we're going to do... We'll do both and we'll release them. Yeah, and there'll just be bonus episodes released, not to disrupt the usual flow of the podcast, which will, of course, be Tuesdays. Yeah, it's Tuesdays. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, also, I have a Patreon if you want to get some of my art every month on a postcard and a button.

And I'm one paycheck away from buying approximately $300 of Dragon Ball Z merchandise. So if anyone wants to cast me in something, even something that pays... $250. I'll spot the $50. I just need a lot of Dragon Ball Z merchandise in my life right now, and I'm not ashamed to say it. I'm taking commissions as well. Anyway, here's the rest of the content. Fuck you. Oh, my God. You wanted to end with you just go.

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