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It's like a three, okay, but it does. It is an annoyance and I get really watery eyes, okay, like like allergies could be possibly act them up. So I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen like my eyes sometimes water a lot. I just figured you were sad.

Yeah, we'll look where it works. So and so I've been dealing with it for I mean a long time. My brother had it, my dad. My brother has it.

My dad had it. Like it's just chronic, right, and sometimes it's allergies, sometimes it's some other things. But it always right there by the bridge of my nose, and sometimes it'll run a lot, and depending on the algaies, it can be worse. I have special allergy drops I use when it's really bad. Blah blah blah. Yeah, lately it's been really bad and in a different spot to the point where I was rubbing it so much it was getting really irritated, to where I couldn't even touch

Are you seeing a regular doctor or your eye doctor?

Oh no, no, I see my eye doctor. And so I go to the eye doctor. He comes and gloved. He thinks I have pink eye. Oh, like he's prepared for the worst.

But he's after farting on your pillow right or my face, and it wasn't like an issue, like there was no discoloration in my eye or anything like that. And so he is like, oh, you know, like immediately knew I didn't have pink eye.

And he uses, if you know what a slit lamp is, it is a device you put your face in and then the bright light is a line and it goes across your eye and he can look deep into your eye and different magnification and can see into your eyelids.

He can see the allergy pollen. Like it's crazy how cool it is. And so he's looking. He's like, okay, okay, see some things he's got. You got some eyelashes that could be causing the problem that are crumpled up and pushed into your eye. He's like, uh, but hold on, let me do this. Let me get some die well die that your eyes and then I'll use a black light and we'll really see what's happening. Okay, so no joke.

But I'm definitely giving him a bad Google review because it is not awesome to have somebody pluck eyelashes, one at a time out of your already irritated eye top or bottom.

Both. Oh, to be honest, I couldn't tell, but he did. He had done like ten.

That sounds awful.

It wasn't awesome, cruciating, it wasn't awesome. And so he finishes doing that, and now my eyes like a fountain.

I mean, there's so much fluid coming out and so there's nowhere for it to go, so it's just pouring out of my eye dramatically. Because normally it drains into your nasal cavity. And he asked me a couple of questions, and if you know the show long enough, I've had no surgery multiple times, and he was like, that could absolutely be a culprit what's happening here, but the specialists will know for sure because of scarring and things like

Path, right. Or they use a wire, a wire like an abortion hangar. I don't think it's that.

I'm pretty sure there's not one in that clinic, but they use different some sort of wire. So now I wanted to know, well, how did they figure that out?

What did they do? In the beginning, went.

I have had a treatment done where it was considered to be They called it tear duct cleaning.

Well, cleaning and clearing are different. Clearing, Well, you tell me I wasn't there.

No, it was because I too suffer from dry eye where my eyes will water constantly. And it was because I had build up on my eyelids and it's wearing mess Skara eyeliner. Over the years, you make up build up anything. And so I went in and had a treatment done, and I laid down on what looked like a massage table.

And when you say, you went somewhere to my eye doctor and.

And it was a special he has a different branch where he has a special nurse at that particular office that cleans your eyes. Yes, yes, and you laid back. They put a special eye drop in your eye, and then they use heat over your eyelids and they massage your eyelids. It feels great, actually, the heat and the massage, and after about fifteen to twenty minutes or so, you see like yellow goopiness extracted out of your eyes.

Uh.

Okay, this sounds dramatically different than the way it was explained to me. Yeah, that sounds like something you get at a place that also does botox, yeah, or something you do when they also put your feet in and all these chemicals come out of your feet.

Maybe it's that.

I don't know, But so I went down the rabbit hole of how it used to be and what they used to do. So, like in the sixteen hundreds, they used to use scraping of the inner eyelid to clear it, and they even sometimes used to cover the nose and through the nose to try and clear it that way. They also and then moving on into history, they started using metal probes to force the ducks open. Now this is sixteen hundreds. There was no machinery to create metal tubes or rods. You had to go see Fred down

Solved it.

What are you complaining about? Also, keep in mind during that time, doctors aren't what we know doctors to be today. You could just say you were a doctor and that was fine, which you can also still do. But if they catch you, they don't like it. And then they started evolving and figuring it out. But they would do surgery to just remove the tear sack entirely so there

Yeah, because isn't that supposed to like close things up?

I mean, the only time I know is cauterizing a wound as a last case resort or people that suffer chronic bloody noses, especially in kids, they would sometimes cauterize the interior of the.

Nose and that's using heat to pretty much weld everything back burn, Yes, sear things closed, but now they have this whole you know, balloon thing and using a glass rod to like create a new tear duct in your face. And it's now it's not even a big deal. It's a nothing burger. That's fun. Yeah.

I always am fascinated with the idea of like how they come up with the idea to clear someone's tear ducts, because they probably I don't even know how they got to the assumption there was a tear duct.

Right, Just some guy messing around with a dead body, like, what's what's that thing in the corner of the eye. Hmmm, I wonder what that is, starts poking around with the dead bodies and he's like, I wonder if I got one of those too, and then starts poking around on his The next thing, you know, he starts crying and he's like, I bet you that's what it's for, right, or demons are entering there.

Yeah.

This person's sent a text and they said they probed as their kid as an infant, and later there was a surgery to insert a tube. Eventually she pulled it out at two years old. A loop was hanging out of her face. That seems bad for two year olds. You show a hook to a two year old, they're pulling it. Yeah, yeah, goodness gracious for a kid to go through that is wild to think about. But I just did one of those people that and I think

But yeah, so we'll see how that goes. I might have to have a balloon inserted into my eye. At least it's just your eye, you know, it's gonna be weird. When he's like, so normally we would go through the eye.

Right right, sir, We're gonna put a balloon in your eye. I'm gonna need you to take your pants off.

I probably would just act like I didn't hear that and just stand there and as he's snapping the glove, he'd be like, YO, take your pants off?

Right? Are you gonna do this or what?

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It's time for news quakies. World news, local news, and news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from the Big Man Morning Showing ninety seven five.

A man who man who doesn't drink busted for drinking and driving twice. His name is Mark Mangiardo, and he suffers from something called auto brewery syndrome, and it's a condition that causes symptoms of intoxication in people who haven't consumed any alcohol. It's because yeasts that are naturally found in the stomach of those afflict of afflicted by the air. Rare conditions become overgrown and then feed on the sugars

He chose that, Oh you're recommending that, Okay, Yeah, I mean just a bad driver gets pulled over.

I mean if his body was creating alcohol and he was driving, it wouldn't matter. Yeah, we've read stories about that before. Guy eating French fries and getting pist drunk off of him because he has this same condition.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah, they shouldn't drop the charges. Why Well, because if you're blind and you drive, you get in trouble.

That's true.

A medical condition does not negate his responsibility.

Right, But does it really make you feel I have no idea.

I have no idea. I would imagine if it's got creates alcohol, it would have the same effect as alcohol would on your bloodstream. And stuff. Yeah, even though he's like not technically drunk, he is still technically drunk. Yeah, that sucks for him. Man slashed in the face over fried chicken. This comes out of New York, New York earlier this month. There was a nineteen year old kid and apparently at three point thirty afternoon, he had a craven for some fried chicken, so he goes and gets

You can't even run in. Nearly two in five Americans cut ties with family. A new survey shows Americans are choosing to end strained relationships. A survey of two thousand adults taken in March for the therapy platform talk Space found that nearly two and five adults say they have gone no contact with a family member or friend in the last year. Talk spaces chief medical officer says the results show that avoiding relationship challenges is becoming more common.

I got no issue with that.

No, No, If someone's getting in the way of your mental state, get out and they've done that. Yeah, there's already too many other things that take your mental state that you can't get rid of because I don't know.

You like your house, you like eating, like having running water? Yeah, if electricity.

Have you got people that are also jumping on that bandwagon, they got to go, man, no reason to put up with all that. The thing also in the story that I thought was fascinating was the headline says cut ties with family, But then when you read in the article, it says they have gone no contact with a family member or a friend.

Right, doesn't mean family? Right? Well, the headlines the clickbait. Yeah, that's what gets you. Yeah, because family, You're like, whoa friend? You're like, No, that makes sense, it's not higher right, right. You know, people have their opinions on things that are quite polarizing now than they've ever been before. I'd like to see the information on how many people they have cut out of their life, like one person, how many people have they cut out of their life? And who

Yeah, I think for some people it's easier for them to cut family out of their life than it is for them to cut friends out of their life.

Well, it's easier just to cut people out of your life in general, as opposed to why approach them and discuss your issues? Why cut friends out? Why do you think that? Why do you think it's that?

I think a lot of people treat more of their friends as family than they do their actual family, especially if they if they move move away, so they become closer to friends, they make more friendships and they just become closer that way.

I wonder too, what cutting out means right? Right? Is that like a sudden thing?

Is that Hey I just stopped calling them, Hey I stopped going out with them, right, Hey, if you know Sally's going to be there, I'm not going right?

Is that cutting friends out also divorce?

Yeah?

You always lose people in a divorce, true, right, or hey, if you move to Hawaii, we can't be friends anymore.

Right because you're not next door for me to talk right, right right. I wonder what the parameter was to be considered cut off. I just assume that they're all massive fights that end up in bloodshed and sure walk away. Sure, I don't want you in my life, that type of thing. Yeah. I've been waiting out here, you know, for you to take me to drum lessons. All right, dad, Yeah, all right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

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You both are participating unknowingly. And I have taken texts from each of you and made a song nice and try to match them to your.

Style. For example, will be up first, and hers is too.

Whitney Houston esque awesome, and you will be able to identify some things. They're not all tense, but they're they're not bad, So we'll do. And these are a text between Lindsay and I. And then this the other one is text between Gimpy and I. You always, guys, always ask what it's like you're about to be exposed to that. Then I have two other things that I'll share that the listeners participated in. So here is my text in song form as Whitney Houston between Lindsey and myself.

Awesome, it looks awesome. Make sure you're jading.

No whatever you play, I think I'd al ready to see the win to Sam Donald's passed around us.

He's started to give your courting prediction.

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Sat fine. I can't believe it. It cut from that.

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Bringing you that steamer. Thanks.

Just make sure that Thomas stone is super wet.

You don't have to push, just let it works. That's what she said. Looks like Along, looks like Joey. That's Crosby to the.

I know it happened yesterday afternoon.

Crazing the off season is That's that's the clue.

It could be he for sure, bet enough be him. Found one am glue to this Afroman court trial.

I walked down without my fuck.

Can you let me in? Gimpy has a respawn.

Now you may have heard some things. I gave Lindsay a tip on how to clean someone with a pummic stone. Gotta make sure it stays wet, Gotta be real wet. She loaned me or gave me or steamer. They steam things.

We talked about football, and there's a theme that happened in Lindsay's that is very common in the theme with gimpy. Now, gimpy, I did too, outlaw country type of type of feel.

I got to ask you how far back in said messages did you go, because we you and I go back way back. Yeah, yeah, right right right, and lindsay not so much, just because simply I'm in here a little bit longer. So did you like a year's worth?

Obviously there's a lot of pictures sometimes that passed back and forth. Obviously I can't include those, right, So yeah, there there's some editing that happens. I mean, anything with an expletive or negative talk about a situation, whether it's the company or the situation that we're dealing with whatever.

I obviously took those out. So right, Okay, there's you.

The three of us have separate private conversations and the things that are indeed private. I tried to keep private, okay, So just you know give me? So these are text message text messages between Gimpie and I with this new social media trend.

Will you let me back there?

Please?

Can you come down and let me in?

I've forgotten my key fob.

And if you prop the door open for our floor, you don't have to come up with me, so you can have a smoke. If you get an Instagram code soon, will you send it to me new phone?

Thanks dude, dude, I.

Walked out with my fuh can you let me?

No?

Living more?

Row? Do you remember what the issue was last Thursday? All generated text on the road.

I'll call back.

I do not. I think it was the same thing as today.

Okay, thanks, heads up, I'm taking body.

I think you can sense a theme that happens between GIMPI an eye lot?

Yeah?

Which is I kipt for you? If I keep off a lot or you just want me to let you in, why won't you let me?

An?

Give me?

And then I have another one I'll share in a minute about Tulsa. But I asked people yesterday if you could drop a line about Tulsa that sounds like it belongs in a song. So I tried to decipher ones that included what I thought were actual lyrics to a song. Like one person's like, hey, this is a song I wrote.

Well, I took that out.

I don't need to be sued. So this is one with the listeners provided all the lyrics. We're not gonna play all of it because it's kind of long. So this is a listener provided song that I made yesterday.

Up on your block with my glock.

On hot, creeping up on that ass, click click glass gone over the case and leave on probation.

Should do the town like.

A thirty Day special. What happens on turk in Mountain.

Stays on turke in Mountains. The Thigga's say, I tell you, And upon the first story they saw ships SUSA.

That's some resson visit toss up.

It's all fine games till you want us loose on six leave or a ding speak to the first story. Eight yay, the river's driving the hoops a high. It all started at six week hazy from the Honor to Honor Proof don't get.

Come up as also.

Sixty sixteen out to bottle so big makes my extail set to on the first.

Take again, it's like five minutes long. I'm not gonna be able to play all that. Yeah, like that one.

So then I tried to put one together about the city that I put pin to paper on uh with the help of one of my buddies, and this is what came up with. Again, we're not gonna play the whole thing, but I tried to mention as many cities as possible.

My body lives in your west, so it's basically a city. It's a Jack Filet and a hobby lobby brother.

Don't get giddy six and.

Saffic on our sixth nine cousin every morning.

More.

Therefore, the schools.

He said, his kids are six and four and okay, fine, school's are good.

I'll give him bad one.

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It's like he discover civilizacious, sir.

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Don't like you.

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We're all strutside, Yeah, a little more nerdy.

It's crazy how good it's getting at making songs. Yeah, yeah, and you can.

I mean, I'm kind of thinking to start a you generate a song day and we'll write a song. I think it's fantastic and see what it can come up with, because the biggest problem has always been the singing, right, I had to do it for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But the text one is Chef's Kiss. Some of those are hilarious. I've stumbled across one and it's comments from like a picture or whatever and on Facebook, and it was this guy had this big, big, like Stewie head, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, And one of the lines was it takes them all day to clear his mind because this head was so big.

I tested one before I did it with my wife's text. Yeah, so this is the one. I didn't play on playing this, but this is text between my wife and I. Yesterday we had to do a video call for this insurance thing.

And so this is this is that set up. It's not very long. Let's start over there.

Do you think I can do this call from my work.

Computer? Yes?

Nice?

How I'm doing the laptop?

What what?

I'm jealous?

I joined the call me too nice.

It's so dumb, but it's so entertaining when you like Gimpy and I have very single worded text, a lot, very simple. Yeah, not a lot of dialogue. If I get more than two lines from Gimpy, he's spiraling like he's crashing now, lindsay. However, not uncommon for her to have multiple lines, not crazy multiple lines, but just a I love it. You're like, no, I'm not crazy, like a normal amount. My wife and I very like give me very few lines. If there's more than four lines,

Is that just using GPT No, okay, yeah, I'm not gonna give away my secret. I'll tell you off here. But I'm not gonna give away my secret on here, but it works awesome. Nice, all right, We got to take a break. We'll be back tills this Boarding.

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Good morning, It's the Big Man Morning Show. How would you like to win tickets to Shine Down? That show is May twenty third down at the pay coom Center. Let's play a game.

You just think it's piccomcenter dot com or you can try and win them right now because it's Tuesday, we play sing sing current record is oh Corbin.

According to analytics and research, I am leading with six, Anna, Lindsay has four, you have three.

Last week's winner it'd be me, so you need to call it. Eight three three four six oh K m O D. Decide who's going to be your clue giver. Your choice is Lindsey or Corbin? Eight three three four six oh K m O D. Let's go to the phones and get our contestant. Good morning, you're on the air.

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How are you today? I'm good Chris. Who would you like to give clues? Lindsey or Corbyn? Let's go Lindy Chris. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue Are you ready? Yeah, we go all right.

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Yeah?

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Right?

I don't know about all that. Yeah, your team what's your team? What's your dinner? Comment? Yeah, Browns fan, Hey, we had a good draft. At least you got that going for you. You know you're not well when you say that. Are you ready to Are you ready to say this is your year? No, we've been saying that since ninety four. I agree, I agree. Listen, man, hang on the line so Gimpie can get your infok.

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Yeah, I think you were totally on the right track. And he said, mall and another one where you just think of the chorus, gimpy, can you think of anything?

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Tex says, I'm sorry. The email says seven years, two kids and a house together, and he still won't marry me. It's not like I'm springing this on him. We've talked about it. Every time I bring it up. He says, he loves me, He's not going anywhere, and marriage is just a piece of paper, then changes the subject. But here's what I know.

The piece of paper matters to me, and the fact that it doesn't to him is starting to feel like an answer.

My mom says, stop pushing. The girls say I should leave. I'm somewhere in the middle wondering how long am I supposed to wait for a man to choose me? Out loud? At what point does he's not going anywhere? Stop being enough? Listener? Email always email show at kod dot com, or give you advice on what this person should do bmmss and whatever that is to eight two nine four five? Does seven years mean anything? Lindsey?

I mean, yeah, I waited five years for him to put a ring on it.

You say it like that's an exorbitant amount of time.

It is.

How long do you think is an appropriate amount of time for any situation?

Well, I mean when Kevin and I first started dating. I remember when he said, you know, we're coming up on a year, and by a year, you know if you're going to be with the person. So I expected after a year, So you think a year, yeah, I think by then you usually know whether or not you're going to be with that person.

How long were you guys together before he proposed, not before he got married, but before he proposed five years, So it was five years. It wasn't like proposal after the first year and then didn't get married for another five after that. No, okay, how long you got married between the proposal and.

The marriage less than a year later?

Okay, so the least you did it within the year. That's kind of where I was going at. If you're engaged for longer than a year, chances of it working out very slim.

Yeah.

I don't know if that's true either, because it depends on maybe the venue want is it available?

I mean there should be, there're maybe you're somebody you really want to be. There is overseas working I mean, right, right right, That's just there could be some X factors, you know, But I don't know if I agree that a year you know somebody and whether you want to marry it. No, you may have an idea that feeling may be there, but that doesn't mean that feeling is exactly accurate. That's just in doorphins rushing through your brain.

I would are you dating a year you're still in the newlywed phase after a year, everything's still new too, and just to me to say, you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, I need to see you through some adversity, right, yeah, now not the good times.

How long were you guys together before we moved in?

Two years? I think almost two years.

Because I think that has a huge factory in it as well, living with somebody to see if you can make it together.

Like an what about you, Gimby? How long were you guys together when you were married? How long were you dating before, like you got engaged. I know you guys knew each other from high school and so I got yeah, yeah, yeah, but when it became a thing and you were dating, what was the time between.

Let's see, we got together in August of twenty eleven and were married in September of twenty twelve. Yeah, I started here fourteen, Yeah, so just over a year and we were living together shortly after. Let's see. I think it was, like I said, we got together in August of twenty eleven, and I think I moved her in like January of twelve, so not very long. No, but again, we had some history. Yeah, you know, so I feel it's a little different. Yeah, we my wife and I

Somebody said they're basically married by common law, right, I don't. There's some The thing we've heard from Hensley is just living together does not make you common law.

You have to file your taxes, some sort of legal.

Action has to occur between the two of you. Sometimes it even counts as if you send a Christmas card from the millers, right, that that would could be considered common law.

Merriage presenting yourself as a couple.

Yeah, yeah, this sex, This text says, I believe if it isn't broken, then don't fix it. If you're happy in the other and other than marriage, everything is good, then really it's just a piece of paper.

From what I'm reading in that email from the lady.

She isn't right exactly.

He that's his opinion, right. She wants that piece of paper because for her that piece of paper means something exactly.

Why do you need the government involved in your relationship? Why is that saying it out loud? Go to church, get married, Just don't involve the government in your relationship, except it's a binding contract. When you marry somebody, you're spending power changes, your tax break changes. There are some things that need to be documented that it's a thing.

A piece of paper.

Though you may feel that way, I think sometimes the person just wants you to proclaim it right, right, right, And I know what the response is going to.

Be, well, i'm here. That should be enough in your mind. Well are they Facebook official? M Yeah, I mean that's good enough, right, Yeah. It's proclaiming it, that's letting the world know. Yeah. I think it has to do with like the old school mentality of hear ye, hear ye, I have now decided this. It's that type of thing.

Yeah, And it's said that they have children together.

Right, it says two kids seven years? Two kids? Does not say to like it's their kids, right? And house by the way, I mean that could mean something. Yeah, it sounds like they've been playing house. That's a big, big, big purchase, big commitment for two people, big legal commitment. Yeah. Yeah.

And then the whole like this is my resume is really bizarre to me too, because I don't need to I don't to me. It doesn't matter what your resume is, how long you've been together, whether you have a house, whether you have that. That is not relevant information, right that you think it's relevant information, but it isn't. Yeah, it felt it's important to add that in there, to let you know, this is what I'm dealing with.

Well, if they split up, I mean, is the property in both of their names or is it in one of their names?

Yeah? But the reason you get married should not be because of you have property or that you have kids. That's why I say it's irrelevant. Right.

But if they do split, who keeps the property? Like, you know, what what does she have to gain? Does she lose everything?

Yeah?

Listen, if you make a mistake like that, that's on you, right, if you decide to entern inn arrangement with somebody who isn't and they don't want to get married, and they bribe property and it's in their name, and then you you, and you may have a really hard time proven that you have any rights to that.

Whose fault is that? Right?

You shouldn't want to marry somebody for legality reasons unless it's so you can decide, hey, I'd like to have a say and what happens to you in.

The hospital, right? Or I should have a say to your benefits should you die. Those are good reasons, yeah, But to inter an arrangement and let things happen, I think it's a lot totally on you.

Uh.

Does it feel like he's avoiding the conversation the husband?

Does it feel like he's trying not to have it because she says that he's not going anywhere in marriage paper and then he.

Changes the subject a little bit? Is that avoiding a little bit? What do you think, GIMPI? Is that avoiding?

No?

I think it's just a simple minded guy who doesn't see the big deal in some things, you know, and that's just how he feels. Maybe you could one could sue the changing the conversation could be avoidance, but to me, it's just you know, it's just how I feel. That's it.

Listener email. The text came in for a listener mail. Reasonable answer. You already have your answer. He's not marrying you.

Ever, you decide if that's a deal breaker. Nuclear answer.

Since your mom Jeff always says you've got control of the kids, leave the state and tell him unless he's willing to marry you, he's never seen the kids again.

Could ultimatum always work out? Good?

Right?

Well? Bye? Another one. I have found the cure for divorce. Don't get married, true dad. My husband and I waited seven years, but only because we had to wait to turn eighteen eleven. Huh.

Marriage is more than just a piece of paper, But for some, that paper is the foundation that helps solidify. For some, so many girls and women dream of the day they walk down the aisle to Metallica. A serious conversation has to be held since she's clearly unhappy. I don't disagree with that that when you don't have that piece of paper, it feels like you're working on something together, like we've agreed to do this. If we don't have that,

Another one, the piece of paper is a legally binding contract, so you have taxes together, choices for one another in an emergency situation. As well, as we all know from Jeff those kids are assumed his by the law. He doesn't actually have any legal recourse over his children. That's partially true. I think we've learned from Jeff two that seven years in him performing as the husband of the father would probably be enough legally for him to have

Problem with the piece of paper in this day and age is that it only benefits the woman. The man has everything to lose and nothing to gain. The women benefits.

Everything that comes from a man who's been schooled.

Yeah, tell me jaded, without you tell me you're jaded exactly. I'd love to hear your argument on why. I don't know anybody other people I know that got divorced. I don't know very many that made it out the winner right now. They may have applauded that their divorce was over, they may have gotten the house right, but to imply that they won short of it being an abusive situation, I don't think.

I don't think I wanted to be divorced. I was glad I got divorced, but to say it didn't hurt would not be accurate. And if it's somebody who stays at that one gold digger scenario that we think of, is what that's implying.

Right, I don't think anyone gets married to get divorced.

I don't agree with that either. You think Anna Nicole Smith married for love? I do that guy with the old ball.

Yeah, if you watched her, if you felt like you knew not knew her, but watched her, and she she acted like she was really in love with that man.

No, she was a.

Performer, that's true. And what do you mean by she acted she was in love him by giving him kisses?

No, I mean she I mean I believe that she was in love with him.

You said she acted like she loved What did she do?

She was married to him for an extremely long time.

Women are incredibly stubborn. Yeah, so again I'm asking the question of something. You said, what is the thing that you saw on TV that looked like she loved him?

I mean, yeah, she kissed, She kissed him, she hugged him, she selected with him.

Well allegedly, Well the act of actual sleeping.

Right, to be fair, it's not really sleeping together when you're sleeping seventy five percent of the day. And I'm surprised do you have that stance only because you watch like Real Housewives and a lot of those.

Women there's those people are not you love. They're married for money of course, right. And if this guy is old, of course you're going to be with him as long as possible because you got a way for him to die.

But see Anna Nicole, she she had like daddy issues and she looked for someone to give.

For sues.

See, and she may have had daddy issues, but she definitely had I know how to get money issues right, and she saw an opportunity. Why would she not take it? This tag she's a cheater? Run bro another one. What's her name, I'll talk to her. Does she already want to leave and is now looking at her financial future? I think that's a fair situation.

When you're trying to decide if you're not going to be with somebody, you look at your financial future. Right. She may think that a piece of paper officially takes him off the market emergency situation, meaning that he's still on the market because he's not married again. I think that's part of that proclamation, right, I'm saying I'm married. I'm announcing to the world in front of witnesses. I

To of course, of course, of course, of course, but paper or not. But of course, if that's never said, how does your word mean anything? But when you stand up in front of people and give your word, it has more weight. Well, okay, so who are you standing up in front of your friends and your family?

Right? That's it. Those are the same people that know that you guys are together, right, and know that you're committed. So that piece of paper really, again doesn't mean anything because you're proclaiming it in front of your friends and your family, and if you're a religious person, you're doing it in front of God. Right, you know what I mean. So again, the paper doesn't mean anything. And yet they say, oh, it takes you off the market, but you get guy

I think what I'm saying off the market is kind of a silly term. But I think you're saying that I don't want update anymore. I want to be with this person just because people see you together with someone I know. Plenty of situations we're like, what's happening with Fred? And you're like, I don't know, we're together once in a while, they live together.

Uh, maybe she wanted maybe she wants it for her children's sake to be married.

I don't think that's a good reason either. Then what difference would that make? What do you mean by that?

Though?

Well, maybe her maybe her children are asking questions, why aren't you and dad man married? Dad? Why aren't you and mom married? All my friend's parents are married?

Okay, okay, trying to give him some kind of yeah, okay, normal, Well what's perceived as a normal family book, dynamic book, normal, right, But to get married because you don't want to have an honest conversation is dumb too. Might just have the conversation with him. This is what's happening. People don't always agree, even people that are together.

Listener email from somebody who says, seven years, two kids, house together, he still won't marry me. It's not like I'm springing this on him. We've talked about it. Every time I bring it up. He says he loves me, he's not going anywhere, and the marriage is just a piece of paper.

Then he changes the subject. But this is but here's what I know.

That piece of paper matters to me, and the fact that if it doesn't to him is starting to feel like an answer my mom says, stop pushing.

My girls say leave.

I'm somewhere in the middle wondering how long I'm supposed to wait for a man to choose me out loud, At what point does he's not going anywhere?

Stop being enough?

Lindsay yeah, I think she just wants to be made an honest woman. She if he is the father of her children, Mary or already, it's what she wants. She's chosen. You choose her the way she wants to be chosen. That's all she's asking. It's not difficult. It might just be a piece of paper to him, but it's more to her, and that is that's what she needs. And if she is who he wants to be with, then do that for her. It sounds like they love each other. He just sounds like he needs to get a little.

I would argue they don't love each other. If she loved him, what's it matter. If he loved her, he would do what she wants. They're both, I would say, they're both not in love. If you love someone, you'll do things that don't matter right. You'll look past a lot of things.

Would you eat fried okra because you love your old lady and she wants you to yes, but you won't get a dog. But in this scenario, they're both not loving. They're both not doing the loving thing. Kimmy, what do you think? There's some things that we don't know about this, And this is what makes this particular segment a little difficult because they don't provide everything. They just got what's on their mind and they shoot it to us and

Uh.

You've told him what you want. He's told you what he wants. There's no confusion. I think we overcomplicate things too much and we tie it up to well, he's got some reason why or she's got some reason why.

You told him what you want. He's told you what you want or what he wants. What's the problem here? You afraid of being alone, afraid no one else will love you. I'm trying to decide whether you should settle. I think you've lost your gratitude. Has it been great or are you just using this as an out. If it's been great, then what's the problem. If it means that much to you, then you know you need to leave. He's made it clear, so you want to do it

You're dumb. For thinking he'll change. Well, I'm holding out in hopes.

It's like people that are like want kids, but one of them doesn't, and then you hold out hope that one day they will right, and then you're like, ah, he never wanted kids.

I told you that from the beginning, and that's on you. But I agree.

If you want someone to make you French toast every day, find someone to make you French toast every day and don't stop until you do. You don't have to be like, well he makes it on Mother's Day, that's good enough. We want to get an email from you. Do you need help?

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Let's read another email. This one says, my buddy called me last week, losing his mind with excitement. He was so excited I could barely understand him. He was unable to speak clearly.

Apparently the guy who bullied us through middle and high school got fired.

His wife recently left him, and he has to move back in with his parents. At thirty five, My buddy wanted to come over and celebrate and buy a cake and invite people a whole celebration.

He said. He reached out to some people from high school. I know, I haven't talked to you since graduation. I'm not as excited about this as he is.

Don't get me wrong, I haven't forgotten what this guy did to us, but watching my friend pour this much joy into another man's worst year is bad?

Juju?

How do we let this guy live for rint free for twenty years? Am I the weird one for not wanting to celebrate this?

Dam?

Wow?

Yeah?

Why do you think he's questioning? If he's the weird one? Maybe because maybe all of the other friends, the ones that were invited to the party. I guess we're all excited as well, and maybe he's the only one that's like, ah, this seems a little weird to me. I think it's weird for all of them. But that's just me and a cake. What do you tell the personnel Walmart to put on that cake?

Yeah?

Congratulations, your life sucks right, I'm free? Was was your buddy Ken McElroy, the guy who tortured that town in Missouri? And the whole town got together and killed him, and then when the police showed up, they were like, we you don't know what you're talking about. He's just dead. The whole town.

This guy was such a menace in the community that the town got together killed him. Had to wait for the highway patrol, that's how remote of a town it was. And when the high patrol showed up to ask questions, everybody was like, bag hell out of me.

He was a douchebag.

Next on a any small town justice. Yeah, I think there's even a movie about it, if i'm if, I'm not if I remember and know about this story because it's near where I went to college, skid More, Missouri.

And so is he that bad?

Like?

What are we talking? Bullying? Right? They take your lunch money. I don't know why that, because no bullion's okay, But still I need to know the context of why you're so jaded?

Right?

Well, did he get swirlies every day? Maybe some niggies?

A noogie hardly feels like it should be in the same boat as a swirly.

Yeah, but a noogie every day? And I gotta be honest, Yeah, I gotta be honest. I've never seen or heard of anybody getting his swirly outside of movies. Right, he never did it to your brother? Huh?

Brother?

Never did it to you? A swirly. Yeah no, he would have to flip me upside down and then dip me in a toilet and let go and flush it at the same time. Yeah no, never happened. Huh no, absolutely not.

You get one.

Oh yeah, oh yeah. It's not good though. To be fair, your brother is the jolly green giant. That is, he has always been that way. He's a massive human being. I've always been smaller, so it was easy for him to lift me up, flip me upside down, dunk me, and flush all at the same time. Well what did you do? Why? What did you do to deserve it? I was I bet your brother would tell you no, I bet he remembers exactly. And your brother is such

Uh.

Listener email from a guy whose buddy is excited that the high school buddy sorry bully got fired. His wife left him and he had to move back in with his parents at thirty five, and that this guy has lived rent free in his mind and he doesn't know someone textan said, never relish in another's downfall. Definitely bad juju. This says, sounds like you've been successful enough and had a good enough, had enough good things in your life that you don't have to waste your time celebrating somebody

This text geez, what on earth did this bully do? What's the worst thing you've saw a bully do growing up? Lindsay, I actually was bullied growing up. I think everything.

I had a girl that lived rent free in my head for a long time, and it wasn't until we were adults that she apologized to me and she said, you know, I remember treating you like s in school and I'm sorry for that.

Yeah. The question I'm asking is what did the bully do?

I mean, she would try to get like my boyfriend to break up with me. She would just talk bad about me behind my back, say untrue things, start rumors, things like that. And it was for what because she was just a jealous person and she was just unhappy.

So that was that.

I witnessed my kid get bullied a couple of years back. Yeah, and I think for and that ended really quicklyby.

Do you remember what bullying was done to you? Like, what the thing was?

Like?

What did I do to cause it? No, just the actions of the bully, like lunch money, a lot of lunch money getting stolen, those types of things. Lunch money was never stolen. Nobody wants my forty cents from my reduced to lunch, right, but stuffed in lockers plenty of times, pushed for no reason, just walking down the hallway, got your books in your hands, slap the top of the books, they go all over the place. This is realist. That actually happened to me. Now, just stuff that you see

Do you think that you got bullied? Was it because of the look your hand.

Kind of surround that a little bit? Absolutely? Yes, yes, absolutely. I was not rich, I was not cool. I didn't have the cool clothes. I was an easy target. I was an easy target. And what did I do? I found easier targets than me because I had to take my rage out from what Walter and Keith did out on a kid named Sean and Lloyd. Lloyd, he like to say to him, the kid that came to school wearing a pair of Pizza Hut pants. There's no lie.

I mean I got books slapped out of my hand. I remember getting like tried to push it into a locker, but it happen. Uh people tease and teasing and making fun of and cattiness, and that that feels like school.

That's yeah. I would say that getting your head grabbed and rammed near another man's rectum to feel his flatulence is bullying. No, if there's no debate. There took everything I had not to throw up on the bus that day. Oh that bad. Huh fibers kid, huh man, it was bad, and everybody laughed, thought it was hilarious. And then there I am just sitting on the bus like, oh god, I can still.

Taste it now, getting uh like punched thought that that, of course is not okay and bullying right, Not that teasing and making fun is okay, but the idea of taking lunch money that's obviously not okay any type of assault, right right?

Uh.

This says bullies are bullies in high school because they have no comp worth. Everyone knows that this guy has become the bully as a grown up.

Wonder why.

I Mean, I don't think you're wrong, but I think being a bully in high school is not something people dean. They're like, today, I'm gonna be the bully, right. I think that's a one sided thought process. The person doing it doesn't know they're being they bully. They think there's something else happening.

They're just trying to be cool, trying to be funny, trying to assert their dominance, maybe get attention. Right. As far as no confidence, I don't know a lot of kids in high school that have confidence. Oh man, if you are, let's just say, the stereotypical jock, you know, kind of taller, little muscular, probably got some long flowing hair. You've got all, you've got the hot chicks. You know, you've got the confidence.

You know that.

I think that's a mistake to think that. I think it's you may have the you may feel pressure that you've got to do that. You may think I'm being fake, like to imply that just because they have the things you think are desirable, it does not mean that they have confidence.

Maybe it's hard to be the star of the football team. How would you know? I don't. I just from what I saw my bully.

My bully out me in the hospital thirteen years ago and almost killed me. Yeah, because well, out me is a thing too Well. I didn't think about that, But I think you're right, that's got to be a mistype or the gee yeah listener email from a guy who Buddy is celeb I'm gonna we are way long. So Buddy is celebrating that their bully from high school is having a downfall.

In his life.

Lost his job, wife left him, has to move him back with his parents. This guy's trying to figure out why are we celebrating this? He thinks it's kind of weird to let this guy live rint free? Am I the weird one?

Not wanting to celebrate this guy's Downfaul lindsay, I like this text here.

Respect and acknowledge the karma, don't celebrate it.

That's enough.

Don't need to celebrate the guy's downfall.

What does that mean? Respect and acknowledge the karma?

Yeah, karma finally came back to this guy after all the years of bullying and torment.

You think no other bad things happened.

To the guy, not that you noticed.

You didn't see it. Now you've so now it's karma because you noticed it.

Well you've seen it.

Huh. Gimby, you got word of all that stuff that I have to do. Just just just leave it alone. Man, Your friend's weird, Yes, and he wants to relish in somebody else's downfall and think if that what if that was you? What if what if you were the person that lost your job and your wife left you and you have to move back in with your parents. You wouldn't want anybody throwing a party for because of that, you know, because you went through your going through tough times.

Yeah, the past is gone, but this guy continues to relive the pain by replaying it.

That's why he's celebrating Ugh, twenty years of the same movie. Man.

I like shawshing, but there's times I'm like, I don't need to watch this again. This guy is asking for drama. What's he gonna be like now that box checked over?

Now?

What no way, dude, I time to get away from that. That is no way to carry that on. I'm sure the time's gone by. There's many things that have gone on that have excelled your life. We gotta take a break.

We'll be back if you're listening to the Big Man Morning Show.

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Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corban. Keep listening for your keyword to rock the bank. It's your chance to score one thousand. Cabbage. It's another word for cash. Oh okay, hit sir, not the end, cool kids, Babbage. Yeah, if you missed it, it's okay. You got plenty of chances throughout the day, all right, get you some money, time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to ask anything you want. Just remember, keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual, and don't forget.

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Let's open up the phone lines. Here's Corvin in the gang with all the truth. You're gonna need all right to tell the truth, your chance to get to know the show, Benner, ask any question that you want. I saw this and it was so funny to me. I started going down the rabbit hole.

Who is a celebrity that everyone finds attractive that you just don't get You don't think they're attractive?

Johnny Jap.

Do people think he's attractive? Yeah, it's not the accessories that do.

It, right.

The eyeliner, Yeah, I don't like.

I don't like eyeliner.

I don't like you guys. Yeah, right, gim be, who's that? Who's that blonde with the pointy face? Olive Oil? No, no it's not, it's not. Uh, Gwyneth Paltrow? That Yeah, I think that's it. Do people find her attractive? I think hmm huh. Chrissy Teagan, Okay, yeah, she gets done up well, But that is she attractive? I don't think so.

Yeah, it's kind of she's cutesy. She can be also, she can be kind of mousey hooking.

Uh yeah. She can wear makeup good, and to me, those are two very different things. You can a lot of people can put makeup on and look pretty, right. You can polish certain things to make them be shiny. She Uh, you know what I believe. So what is she trying to find out? I believe that's not something I really stay on top of. Just looking at her trying to guess her ethnicity. Not like it's a bad thing or anything. No, I'm just because she I think

Man that no one knows about?

I mean, let's use that.

Let's clean that word up that a lot of people wouldn't know about. I think nobody is an impossible statement because somebody. You had to have heard it from somewhere or somebody, so nobody would be not accurate. But what's your favorite song that you think nobody knows about it?

I like that.

Where's my husband's song?

I love that you say that, like we know and the question is about songs no one knows?

Right?

Yeah, I mean if you only listen to Gamod, then you would know that song by ray.

But then if it's on Camod, Okay, I'm confused. Sorry, I'm getting my song ready. Uh, this is what I think. I played this before on the show.

I like this band a lot.

Ko Jones technically a guy. He's no Paris Jackson. But what do you got there? GIMPI there's a lot to choose from, right, just because it's the last one that I was scrolling through and I and Don Cooper Allen's can't dance? Okay, Yeah, Cooper Allen is uh he started off on the ticket docks and he's kind of grown a little bit. I got to see him at the Canes Ballroom. He was at the Tulsa State Fair last year. And uh yeah that that the ball lines. That song is a good'n. That song's a good' uh. Yeah.

The problem with me is once I played for somebody always, then it's gone for me. And I'm trying to think of like like not knowing m h that I think no one knows. I think that's really tough. Bumbasaurus is another good one. He got a song called Strutton that's.

Awesome to tell the truth. Have you ever been stood up? Or what was the worst date ever?

Lindsay, worst state ever for me was probably in high school. It was a blind date. Someone I met in a chat room and yeah, well I went to opposite high school, met in a chat room. Explain, yeah on AOL chat rooms when the internet it was like nineteen nineties.

Yeah, yeah, No, I know what chat rooms are. I'm curious to like the setup in the arrangement and like, have you been talking to this guy? Like the details is what I'm curious about.

I we had just like gotten the Internet at home, so it was like a big deal to like go into chat rooms. And I had found out that one of the one of the a guy I met in a chat room had gone to a rival, ring, rival ring high school.

Rival.

Yeah. Yes, And we talked for a couple of weeks after school, for about I don't know, a half hour or so and n till our house phone would ring and would break up the internet connection. And he had asked me if I wanted to go to dinner meet up for dinner one night on a Friday, and I said sure, and I had my driver's license. So I met him at a restaurant and I was like, oh boy, this is not at all what I picture imagined it

Kim Bey, I've had a number of them. I think the worst one was like we went out and I had a few drinks whatever, and then go back Little Residents to have some fun. And that's when the smell of boiled cabbage permeated the room. And then I had to because Daddy don't eat no cabbage rolls. Yeah, people cook cabbage. It stinks.

The only one that comes to mind. It was barely a date. It was just like an like let's meet and talk type of thing.

Uh.

And it was somebody semi famous, I would say, d level famous. Okay, And I think they thought I was taller than I was because the moment, because they were much taller than me, I did obviously I didn't care. And uh yeah it was not awesome like I tried to because I'm pretty good at small talk.

When I need to be and nothing, nothing, nothing, And I was like, do you just should be just in this? That would be fine. Okay, that sounds good, I'll pay just go. Uh what's your favorite soup?

Oh a lot all of them. I like broccoli cheese.

Of the things we've ever brought up on this show, I don't know if I've heard you get more electrified.

Especially so much.

I know, oh man, and I love making soups, so it's it's tough. I make a mean baked potato soup. Mmm, tomato bisk It's really yummy.

Yeah, what's your favorite soup?

Probably baked potato.

Soup, gimpie. I guess it's gonna be probably chicken noodle, not like the Campbell's where it's just the oversaturated salts and the thin noodles and the little you're not white sirrup. It's chicken or not, but like a good chunky guy with the vegetables and the what nots Chowder is not really a soup, is it? Because it's a chowder, right.

It still counts, does it? Yeah?

Because I do like me some clam chowder. I get down on that. But when it comes to like, like, let's just say, I go to the grocery store and I'm standing in the soup aisle and I'm like, what soup do I want? It's gonna be one of those two. Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to stir the pie? Wow? I think honesty is the best policy, But that's just me, right, I don't really have one.

I come a go, I did fine with I've never I don't share the same sympathy for soup or affection I should save for soup that Lindsay does. I got nothing against him. I got a nothing against Lindsay love and soup. They're soup there great, But I'm rarely like, you know, what would be good?

Some soup? Right?

And most time, if if soup, I'm like, are we doing a sandwich too? I'm more excited about the sandwich scenario.

The only time I ever eat soup is when I'm sick, you know, even if it's cold outside, I'd rather have chili than a soup. I think it's when somebody asks for it. Because I make a lasagna soup. It's pretty good, okay, but I only make it when someone asks chicken noodle soup only when someone asks. I don't ever do can soup. I never do soup in the can.

Hmmm.

I don't want to say ever, but rarely, specially case, especially like I've been out drinking, come home, You're like, let's have some soup in the can. But to stir the pot, it would be chili would be the answer. But as chili as soup, I don't get that's not that that's not the question. We won't even go down the bean route.

To tell the truth of asking any question you want get to know the show better. Can marriage last without sex?

Maybe? Maybe? Hey? Yeah, yeah, you can always masturbate?

Is masturbating sex?

I mean for yourself, is it sex? No, it's masturbation. But my urge isn't based on sex.

Gimpy. I'm gonna have to hold a lot of those thoughts until after the show for the podcast because I've got questions that fall in those lines. But I am going to say Lindsay's right, Yes, maybe possibly if that's what you guys agree to, or an end to you, because not everybody's wired that way, not everybody. Sex isn't important to everyone, and it's important to a lot of people, but there's some people that just it's just not their

The answer is yes, of course it can, because there's going to come a time in your life where you can't.

Or or or you won't want to because of medical reasons, you're sick, your partner's unable to.

And I would like to think that if your partners in a car accident or in a coma. You're still married, hey, and you're not having sex with them.

Don't let a little coma get in the way. I think the sentences comma, don't let a little comma get in the way. Sure you missed an m Sure, Doc, you're gonna have to leave. I let a little koma slow me.

Down, ruin this marriage.

This might be the creepiest text we've gotten in a while. And I'll see if you can figure out why to tell the truth. What would your be your favorite bedroom song? Mine is Slayer by Bryce Savage. I think Lindsay would really love this. Oh god, yeah, creepy, Uh, Lindsey, what is your favorite bedroom song? I'm gonna go ahead and pass because you don't want people having sex with themselves? Do your song? Maybe you don't have time. I'm not gonna, you know, obviously, make you say what it is. But

Ah?

I I for that question alone, for that person saying I might like that Brice Savage song, I need them to know what my favorite song is.

Okay, Kimpi, I can't think of one off the top of my head. Just reaching must be doing something right, Billy crnkon Oh it's slow, it's country. It kind of sets the mood. Yeah, I can't tell you the last time I threw some tunes on to have the sex though. Really yeah, when it was young kids, teenage kids or teenagers, you know, when I was a teenager my early twenties, that was a thing, right, turn that music on? Right, But not so much anymore, I.

By genuine, I don't know huh about any time any place, Jan Jackson, I don't. Let's two things. One, I'm gonna take a little page out of Lindsay's book. I ain't sharing what I my private song is with my wife. Do nod your head, Lindsay, you didn't give that answer. And two, I want to say a song that when you hear it, you'll think about me having sex, and I don't want to ruin it for me. Criminal by Fiona Apple.

What's your earliest memory, Lindsay, what's your earliest memory?

Sitting going to SeaWorld on my golden birthday at four years old and being chosen to sit on baby Shamou the.

Whale is there like a picture of it? Or yeah?

And I got a pink Mickey mouse t shirt on.

Were you in the water?

Yeah?

Wow?

Had you sit on? Said?

Well, my feet were dangling in the water.

Okay, yeah, okay, GIMPI. I I know I was living in California. It's I don't want to say it was probably about fine. But my parents they got together when I was seven, six or seven, so I think it

Your brain's not developing wired correctly yet too language, so you remember fractions of things.

A lot of those things are fueled by photos. With that being said, I don't.

Remember the age I was, but I remember being in my uncle my uncle's van on a boat ramp because I loved vans for whatever reason. A kid would love a certain type of car and faking driving, And somehow I got it in neutral and it started sliding down the boat ramp and my uncle had to jump in push me out of the way and put in reverse.

Whooped and yeah, damn, So I don't. I don't.

I've had that story told me a gazillion times, and I have visually built the story in my head, and I'm sure each time I add something.

Do you avoid vans or boat ramps anymore?

No?

I have known.

I don't feel this way or that in regards to vans or boat ramps. I do like an occasional theatrical race car driving, though in a parked car still spring. If your personality was a color, what color would it be?

Yellow?

Why?

It's happy, it's bright, it's kindness.

Huh GIMPI tight, I si'me all over the place. I like it blue. Who's a calm color? The water is blue, so at times it cannot be calm. It can be a little tense. Yeah, I'll go with blue. I've never done a personality test color wise to know, and I don't believe people when they say they can see someone's.

Or a color.

By the way, we talked about Oz, the guy who can do.

And he had all these like we talked about his ability to read minds and stuff, and he was at the White House correspondence dinner thing where the shooting happened.

And he's shocked that it's happening.

Well, if he can read minds, he should know the disparity that people are feeling someone Maybe, Yeah, just saying, where'd that skill set go with that?

All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.

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A video that surfaced between a Yankees fan and a Rangers fan, and I need some clarity on your guys' take on why someone would do this. Now, the Yankees fan is the younger person here, at least it appears that way, and then the two Rangers fans appear to be older, maybe late thirties, maybe early forties, something like that.

And then of course security intervenes and they're escorted out. And while they're being escorted out, the girlfriend decides to re engage them and yell something to them, to which someone I'm unclear on who pushes her down the aisle. And when I say pushes down, I'm not being dramatic. She goes maybe six rows and then tumbles into the seats. Now, with all that being said, one the Yankees fans stupid. That should go without saying. But from a strategic standpoint,

Like just ignore?

And I understand that's tough, and I know I can write what Gimbi's going to say. Some people just snap, But to me, now you're banned probably from the stadium, you can't ever go to another game.

Two, you're probably gonna get some charges. Right the is that worth it? Is all that worth it?

Oh?

I don't think so. I don't think so either. But oh, from what I'm seeing here, yes, the Yankees fan is taunting, right, and then the girlfriend of the Yankees fan gets involved. This is before any swings were ever taken, and I've got this pause, just kind of taking it frame by frame by frame, right, So the girlfriend gets involved, and I think that's when the older of the Texan fans stands up, probably telling her, hey, that's sim this isn't worth it. But then the dude Yankee fan takes a

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now there's also another piece in the video that's really fascinating. I don't know if you noticed it because it becomes such a common thing. The girl has her phone out, she's recording yep, So I don't know if she's.

Doing this for Yankees are cool Instagram page some kind of content. Yeahless.

Yeah.

I've only been with I've only been in one situation where I was like with a girl and she loved this type of thing, like she loved this type of confrontation, and I immediately was like new new. There are some people men or women that love this like it gives them merit in life, and that is just yeah, it's not for me. And the video afterwards when it shows the guy taking the Walk of shame by security, his face is I believe the kids call it broken? Yeah? Oh yeah, he's a bloody mess.

Yeah.

And why is there a bragging right there? Maybe to your buddies, right then, maybe right? But you got your ass whooped, as.

The Yankee fan? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Well when God started a fight at a baseball game, well, well sir, you got your ass kicked. And is it not common knowledge just to like, I don't know, you're older than me, you're bigger than me. I'm gonna leave you alone because I know you can kick my ass. I mean not necessarily, huh. I am not someone who believes that you're older than me and bigger than me means you can beat my ass. The odds aren't my favor. I'm definitely gambling. It isn't

Yeah.

Meanwhile his girlfriend's still sitting there filming it all. Yeah.

We should also point out that this is this was an away game for the Yankees. They were in Texas. Oh, so that that, to me is a whole other conversation. And there's also this thing that happens where people think that they are from New York or they live in New York. They then are LARPing like it's seventies or eighties New York.

Oh, right, tough guy. Right. That happens a little bit with Boston too. Now there are some pots of Boston. But just because you're from Boston, that's like implying that we're all cowboys because we live in Oklahoma, or that everybody in Iowa is a farmer.

Right, you know, it's just the wrong mentality. But some people think they got to leave up to that, right. Yeah, it's wild video, man, I love a good fight video. That's one of my favorite Reddit subreddits. That it's born with sound.

But the the oh, it's a good one. But uh, missionary is not bad either, by the way.

Anyway, the is watching people fight, especially in public, especially people that like, you know, come at me bros right taking their shirt off and they have no idea the other person who's.

Real calm and like just being like it's all right, no, and then just whoops, this person's ass.

Watched where the Miller's great scene where Pablo, the Pablo Shakur guy or whatever his name is that has the drugs right, got them confronted by the r VS.

Uh, I think that's what it is. And he's got to punch the guy. Right, the kid does and he goes one two and Jennifer Anderson's carrier like, don't you don't count? You just do it, don't count? And I always think of that when I come at me. Bros. All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back, okay.

So when we were doing our to Tell the Truth, I saw this question and I was like, I've got to put this to the side because I don't even I don't even know how this is a thing.

Are you validating the information that comes along with it?

But I saved it just for this podcast, and it was the question was what celebrity has a surprisingly massive cock?

What are you thinking right now? Share your thoughts, lindsay you made a hand.

You think of how many cocks I've seen out of.

The celebrities too this morning?

He now, man, what movies like?

No, I think you're bringing up a good point, Like, because you see the celebrity cocks that I know, I don't know who's well in down you're gonna go oh, Mark Wahlberg, that was a prosthetics jerk Diggler.

Corridor from you know, Game of Thrones. That was a fake one. Okay as well? So this do you want to hear some of the lists, Yes, that they've got. Sure. William Dafoe, what we got to make up? Not in what, not in what in a Vagina? No, we're talking about just his dick, not in a movie like overall what God gave him?

Yeah, okay, I don't I've never seen it me.

Neither is his does he show? Oh yeah in the movie Antichrist? Does he? Yeah? There was in one season. I'm trying to find the actor of Broadway Empire, remember that show? Yes, yeah, Bobby kind of volley. Okay, he's got a big ol' honkin doggara, because there's that one scene in that and it could be where I guess he's banging some horror whatever and trouble comes and knocking, and he ends up charging down the hallway and that's all you can see is this baseball batch swinging between

I literally cannot think of a movie where I was impressed by a man's genital size.

Dave Batista's on this list. Don't believe that. Sure, I'm just saying he seems a little roided up right, Yeah, and then you know that effects that affects the shure. I definitely know that cliche. But I gotta be honest. I've not seen a lot of guys muscular with Royds and without Royds to know if their cocks are in similarities. Now we gotta start hitting the ymcamb Is that worth all the Royds? People say? Okay? Sure? Somebody wrote not not Brad Pitt? God, why is he catching? Does he

Somebody wrote that Bruce Willis's was described as two coke cans into in damn him. Someone said Jared leto in Liam Neeson apparently em Liam Neeson. And then someone wrote Kevin Bacon really, Oh, when do you see Kevin? Do you see Kevin Bacon's and wild Things?

I don't think so.

I don't think so either.

I gotta be honest, It's not one of the highlights of the movies. No, Uh, Because you know, mister Skin has all the women, it does not have men.

Mister Skin does have doesn't have a mixtion of well hold on of his Uh, it's like a whole different website. But you can link it from from mister Skin. And I only know that because when I when I prop for him, when when he's on the show, Well, I discovered that. I was like, Oh, he's got something for the ladies too. Well, that's good, mister Skin. Girls. Is that the account I believe? So, No, no, that's not it.

Yeah there she Yeah, so's he's built for He William Dafoe is well end out. For sure, we have we've established that mister Man.

Mister man dot com. Yeah, okay, mister Skin is with the ladies. Mister Man is with the men. That mean that makes sense. Sure, I'm checking to see if my special logging works. You're gonna have to reach out to him for that one. Like, hey, mister Skin, we need special access to mister Mayn. I'm good. I mean, listen, we can get Lindsay access, right, yeah, just share passwords, verify your age. I'm not doing all this face and not doing all that get bent. It's just a little

Enow male, Here we Go Male full frontal nudity twenty nine movies and TV shows that include full male nudity.

Uh.

The White Lotus Okay, yep, White Lotus again, movie called Eden Saltburn Yep. I remember that that movie is so uncomfortable. Yeah, I've never seening it. You guys have told me about it. Palm Springs, I don't remember that in that movie. Palm Springs is a movie with Andy Samberg, and he's like reliving time, okay, and each time he has the chance to get it right with this girl. Okay. And but the problem is is you don't he doesn't even know if it's real anymore because he's done it so many times.

Also show Neil Patrick Harris? Doesn't he when they're in their sex scene?

I don't think so. Maybe it does that shows their sexy, but I don't think we see his Becker Uh Kinsey American Reunion, American like American Pie Reunion.

Uh.

These are a lot of movies I do not know normal people Trained, Spotting yep, Game of Thrones yep. Yeah, Broke Back to Merytord Moon. Oh yeah, Lindsay was right. Wild Things Kevin Bacon plays a cop investigating a sexual assault. Uh, and says he didn't have prone to the fact that I promote the movie and even this that's all I talk about. So yeah, I don't know what the scene. It doesn't say what scene it is. But Lindsay's right, Kevin Bacon naked and Wild Things weird. How we had

Yeah.

I can't say is that I blame him. I'd wink at to Margot Robbie too. Euro Trip all the dudes man, not the new not the nudist peach I mean, but they have a sign in front of him. We don't see anything. Oh no, you see all those old dogs, old dogs. No, you're chasing after him. You're right, you're right, because you're just looking at movies with full front alright, trying to find in ur an actress.

Yeah.

Yeah, uh this here, it just it's titled out eleven celebrity men with notoriously big penises. Okay, Orlando Bloom apparently has a big n It says he went completely nude while paddle boarding. The picture was leaked online, but a lot of people were calling attention to the shadows of his penis on his leg.

Jesus good for him. Yeah, God dang, Apparently no one will ever write that headline for me.

No one will ever say that about me. Yeah, his penis cast it a shadow, Yeah, like a fucking sun dial. God damn.

You.

You want to make your husband happy? He put that in his father's day card, like Jason Siegel. Yeah, yeah, forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Yeah.

Apparently the Beabs has got a big wainer, does he. That's what it says. When pictures uh a Beaber on vacation found their way to the internet, everyone freaked out how how he was packing such serious heat. Let's just say it's more than a mouthful. I'm just reading the article as it says, and he certainly made that. Joe Maan Ganiel.

Maiano, Sure, yeah, I bet his is huge.

Yeah, why what's the indicator for you?

He's so tall and slender and fit.

Okay, and that makes a big cock.

I listen, any tall, slender human man that I've been with has always had a huge cock.

Okay, Well, fucking good for you. What a weird flex. Michael Fastbender is another one. They says, I just take against the implication that you gotta be tall to have a big dick. Yeah, that's not the case. Or look Jeremy Ron, Jeremy short, squatty fat, and he's got a massive wiener. Short man with big dicks. I don't want that search. Uh yeah, let's see here. God damn, what

You know that last Twitter post that he had, I remember that, look that was pretty girth Yeah.

True though, I mean if you got a close up shot, your face looks big. Yeah, I know, like is he pushing in on his gut? It says here that jay Z's got a big in. Well that's because he's black. Yes, sure, what do you call the twenty yunce pepsi bottle? Damn? Who's that jay Z's he has? Showing his dick a lot?

Jay Z?

Tommy Lee Dog. Yeah yeah, Well if you've got such a fucking hog, wouldn't you show it off? Yeah? Exactly exactly. Yeah, so does every guy who has a big dick showed off? Is that a fair I would sing? Yeah? I mean can you blame him?

I mean, you got a trophy, You show your trophy. What I'm thinking more of, like than if no one ever shows that, we know you don't have a big dick pretty much pretty much because you're embarrassed to the size of your wine.

Or have you ever shown your cock intentionally? I've shown my cock contenttionally. Many of me too all the time. A lot of them believe that they didn't believe that it was pierced, like yeah, that's I'm like, yeah, well here you go. Yeah, that's when I learned that it's just a dick man. It's all good. You got a god damn it. Ji. Only people that say that are people that it's just a dick. It's just a dick man. Nobody with the tiny cock is like, it's just a dick man. Listen, join the military.

It's like a cups flashing at concerts. Nobody gives a ship, right, I can't see him an yeah, usually that was there. Why's that boy got a shirt off? That's why you know, you know, women with small breasts and they're against flashing, right, But I don't see the point, right, settle down, Todd.

Apparently David Beckham's got a big schlog. Yeah, see to me when it's the cliche x and that like that one was based because of his h and him underwear ad which go with we don't know, because they could fucking slide up Ananner in there a fucking English cucumber or something. I don't know.

Uh.

We got a text update from something that happened on the show, and I want to read that mostly the position ship ship shift away. Uh, this says I sincerely apologized for my text. It was not meant to come off as creepy, as I figured something that personal would not be shared and knew you guys would divert and make a joke of it, lindsay, I apologize for calling you out like that. It was meant to be like

All right, let's clear some things up. One, you wrote what you wanted to write. Two, you're not a jokester, and if you are, we're not aware of that. So you wrote what you wanted to write. Now, were you going for a joke?

Maybe, but you don't see me fucking welding skyscrapers because I don't know how to fucking do it right.

Uh.

And to apologize so formally compared to what you wrote, you're embarrassed. Yeah, you're carrying shame right now.

Yes, because all the guys in the shop heard us make fun of them. Yes, you thought it was. By the way, that song that you recommended, it sucks. Isn't that bad? Bro?

It is not a good bedroom song. It's a it feels like not an edom, but it's like a lot of it's a guy. I don't like talking in my sex songs. Right, I want to hear singing or music.

Okay, you don't want to hear William Shatner with this negative exactly. Now take her panties.

It's yeah, there was some line of it like suck your soul out, okay, and you're like a fuck okay, uh not what I'm looking for in the bedroom. But all right, yep uh though, But writing an apology is nice, and I guess when you back up why you did it, it's not really an apology.

Also, now you're trying to justify your action. Yeah, apology is shit. I messed that up. I shouldn't have done it. My bad.

Yeah that's it, mescoozie, Yeah me, excuse me, but me, scoozie, did you see what you were wearing?

Is not an apology? Right? I wanted to bring this story up too. I was asking Lindsay, did you hear Gimbia about the president of the Missouri Baptist Children's Home got killed here in Oklahoma? I can't say that it did. I don't keep up with that, so I don't either in this I'm surprised this story hasn't gotten more exposure. But he was hunting in uh southwest Oklahoma for turkey

Apparently they were. I guess friendly friendly? Is that friendly fire? It's not friendly, it's not with your group.

I mean, it's still human shooting humans by accident, you know, it's not like the turkey draw of the gun on him and shot him.

Oh, that would be an amazing story. So that sent me down a rabbit because I made a comment to Lindsay. I was like, if you are getting shot on a hunting trip, you may not be with somebody that knows what they're doing, or you don't know what you're doing, which is to me a giant fucking red flag.

Was this guy wearing his orange hat exactly what Lindsay said.

But again, if you're with someone that doesn't know what they're doing, or you're too macho for that because you don't want the turkeys to see you, right, then you know, maybe, but apparently it was someone else who shot him, and then that's that's all the details that are there. And again, I don't know much about turkey hunting, but I'm just making an assumption. It's like when you ride the water slide,

I don't know how that works. Yeah, I think Lindsay's probably the most experienced in that. But if it's public land, people are.

Just out exactly, then they're just out there.

I can't imagine you come all the way from Missouri to southwest Oklahoma to go on a public.

Land, right, I would think he'd be on private.

Maybe, so that doesn't stop people that don't belong there from being there. Yeah, now, who's to say that this guy didn't hire a guide? And then the guide is the one who took him to public land, you know what I mean.

I would think most guides that you pay are trying to run a business or establish something like that, and they take that stuff pretty seriously. I know guys that have do hunting, their fishing guides, and they get mad when people they've shown where their fishing spots are, his spots are that they come and then fish in his spot and I'm like, bitch, you showed them. Yeah, yeah, but it's important to him, like they very protective of that stuff. Maybe I don't know. However, that sent me

There's like ten or fifteen sharks a year that kill people hunters. It's like in the multiple hundreds. Oh for sure. For sure. When your vice president shoots another person while they were hunted, jeny Right says it all right, there, we have a good Cheney joke. But that doesn't surprise me because I'm a lot of people. Maybe they don't like we. Like I asked, was he wearing his orange hat? Did he have a safety vest on? These there's reasons why.

I think you do stay in one spot and you call and then eventually you don't see one, then you would move.

That could have been leaving. I guess. The only experience I have turkey hunting was when I was like fourteen, fourteen fifteen, and we were going camping out in the woods and we were driving by and we've seen a whole bunch of turkeys out in the field, and we got out and we shot at them. Okay, that's a that's as far as I go.

Do you think more people are killed by sharks every year or killed by falling out of a deer stand? Deer stand, it's overwhelming. Deer stand falls kill people than sharks. Like the killed by other hunters is like two to three hundred falling out of your deer stand and dying three to five hundred.

Yeah a year. Yeah, it's not surprising name one psa, none at all whatsoever. But sharks, you're about that all the goddamn time. Well how long it was back when I first started, But it seemed like every other one was never ever shake a baby. We know not to shake babies now, right, make sure your deer stands secured? Where are your orange.

Well, I don't even think you got to make sure your deer stands secure. Don't make it yourself right, right, like we used two or were kids with the tree three houses. You're just getting scrap wood from anywhere you can find it. Yes, Or it's been three hundred and sixty five days since you've been in it, right, right, And a whole season of the hot sun and the weather.

Okay stand, Yeah, it was that a blind they call it.

They built their own deer stands like castles.

Why do you say it was such contempt? I don't understand.

Oh no, that's just their humungo.

Like two people they like a caught up there and maybe some TV or something like a coffee maker.

Might have pictures of them.

They're you would be awesome.

They've got three windows on on one on three different walls.

That would make sense, and you need to be able to shoot out of it. Oh yeah, enough room for a heater calls room for activity.

Yeah yeah. So the palace, the deer palace is.

What they call them. Come over here, maybe help me put together this puzzle. I got some hot chocolate. You gotta have some room for your UNO game for real while you're waiting. Turn on Netflix. Man. Either way, it's a crazy story about that guy he shot That sucks. That sucks, and you just think you're going out there and doing that I'll be right back. Yeah, come for all of us. Man, we just don't get a choice of win, I like it or not. Yeah, all right,

Yeah?

I just left to fucking flying wood. Well you got a blend in sure. The deers are getting smarter. Of course they've read the newspaper. They know what's up. That's the thing that how come they're not spotting all the orange fucking hats out there?

Right?

No?

I agree. I always think about uh because there's a lot of chickens near my house and sometimes they get hit. Sometimes they don't you know what happens when a chicken gets hit? What The chickens don't give a shit? No, it's like, oh well fuck they make it back back. Chickens. Yeah, deer, same thing, there's like that. Fuck, what do you I