A BGM FIRST: There is a straight man in our midst. We believe in being kind to our inferiors. Bil was joined by the hosts of the Deep Space Nine podcast Raktajino & Root Beer, Matthew and Michael, for this week’s episode of BGM. Join them as they discuss Those People by Joey Kuhn Listen to it here […]
We’re going Live Via Satellite! I had to reach out all the way to Chicago to find people who were willing to watch this one, so join me as I talk to Enzo And Dave from That One Movie podcast as we discuss The Seminarian by Joshua Lim Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our […]
We never miss a Christopher Atkins musical! Bil, Dan and Mike are back together and for our Gay But Not Gay episode and Season Closer, we’re covering the classic 1982 adventure film The Pirate Movie by Ken Annakin Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on Twitter and Instagram, like us on […]
We’re not camping this time, we’re staying at a cabin! That should mean increased comfort, except someone among the group of people stranded by three minutes of rain might be a killer. Or are they all just crazy? It’s like Key Largo with a cock shot. Bil and Dan are joined by director Andrew Lamb and writer Robert Watson for […]
Your dad and your boyfriend go camping: who do you think you’ll be more pissed off with when they come back? Not nearly as frustrated as we were with the premise of this movie, that tells us that the best way to deal with homophobic people is to trick them into outdoor activities. Bil, Mike […]
If you want to get married before it’s legal, go to Hawaii, even though it’s legal in Vermont, even though maybe it’s not. We don’t get it, but we watched anyway. Special Guests Matthew Harris and Kevin Calaguiro join Bil for a discussion on Ben & Arthur by Sam Mraovich Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring […]
Matt and Jenn want to have a baby and don’t want to wait to find love; rather than be all clinical about it, they’ve decided that even though they’re best friends, they’ll make a baby the old fashioned way. This isn’t the strangest part of the situation, however: what’s weird is that Bil liked the […]
If you’re going to make a comedy about murder, why not make sure to include every stereotype you can? And while you’re at it, don’t worry about making sense. Join Bil, Dan and Mike as they discuss 9 Dead Gay Guys by Lab Ky Mo Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us […]
Starring on Ellen means you can open a movie, so why not cast Arye Gross as a Montana painter who has found his natural home in New York City before being forced to return to the midwest? We managed to somehow finish the longest movie of all time on this week’s guest panel episode, on which […]
Nothing ruins a night at the gay bar like your mom coming in and guilting you in the middle of the dance floor. At least take off your coat and have a drink first? There’s actually a lot of good to be said about this week’s film; dated, sure, but informative? Absolutely. And, at times, […]
One of us is an alcoholic, one of us is deaf, one of us is dying and we’re all adopted: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? Maybe nothing? Let’s find out. On this week’s Guest Panel episode, Bil is joined by Ryan G. Hinds and Phil Skala as they pore over THE PERFECT […]
It’s that tired old situation we always find ourselves in, when your boyfriend leaves the house to go suck your dad off and you’re so over it. If you thought Rob Williams did something magical for murder mysteries in Out To Kill, wait til you see what he does to family drama! Join Bil, Daniel and Michael […]
Or as they say it in the film, MAAAAAAAAme. Lucille Ball was nervous about being too old for the part so she rubbed an entire chicken’s worth of fat on the lens every morning, and the result is that when she’s onscreen, you squint. The rest of the time, you wince. The good news is, […]
More gays, more moms. France made a TV movie that we think was looking to educate everybody about having a gay son, and when that gay son has a shack in the backyard to grow plants in. Vive La France! Upon request, Bil, Dan and Mike watch and review JUST A QUESTION LOVE (JUSTE UNE […]
Your mom’s kinda okay with you being gay, you met a guy that you’re, like, pretty sweet on and your neighbour is on Mad TV. Obviously you have a lot of conflict in your life, especially since you need to keep your restaurant going, so you invent dumplings for the first time in human history. […]
The wisdom from conservative straight is that God created Adam and Eve, and not Adam and Steve. We have found out, in our film viewing, that this is absolutely true: if there is a god, he could not possibly have created a bad gay movie. Mike, Bil and Dan are back and they’ve answered a […]
Lots of things to learn on this episode: firstly, that Scott Wolf has finally aged, secondly that Michael Urie isn’t always brilliant and, mostly, that Bil might be a dog-killer. Want to know more? Listen and find out! This week’s film has got it all: murder, kidnapping, comedy, real estate and trips to Bhutan (or […]
We’re so grateful to our listener who suggested this movie. It had been much too long since we’d watched a gay Mormon movie, and finding out there’s a sequel to this one makes us even happier. Bil welcomes another guest panel including returning guest Phil Skala fresh off his run in The Buddy Holly Story at LOT, as […]
The one thing they have not made enough of is movies about brothers who don’t get along. It’s the freshest plot in the world, and it’s been rehashed with a former BGM star and a hot porn star for some great dramatic possibilities. Or is it? Join Bil, returning guest Steven Jackson and first-time BGM […]
You’ve watched Weekend enough times to know that relationships can’t happen without long, wordless moments of naked, sun-dappled flesh. Our guest panel episode discovered that when Bil was joined by Matthew Harris and Kevin Calaguiro for a discussion of AUGUST by Eldar Rapaport AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on […]
It was made in 1969, and yet it seems about as modern as Boat Trip…what does that say?. Bil, David and Michael watched it and really need to talk about it. (It’s on Youtube…you can watch it too). Join the BGM boys as they discuss THE GAY DECEIVERS by Bruce Kessler Listen to it here (language warning): […]
If ever a sailing vessel needed to crash into an iceberg and save an actor’s career from its worst possibilities, it is this one. Bil, David and Michael watched it and really needed a vacation right afterward. Join the BGM boys as they discuss BOAT TRIP by Mort Nathan Listen to it here (language warning): While […]
Honestly, if we were in this movie, we’d have gender re-assignment surgery too…it would be the only way to escape. This week, Bil, Michael and Daniel discuss CAN’T STOP THE MUSIC by Nancy Walker Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on Twitter and Instagram, like us on Facebook, Give us a donation, […]
Magnus and Ryan have decided to not have sex for 6 months until they get to know each other. Because apparently there’s anything new you can learn about a man after a month. Magnus’s friends from all over the country visit him for NYC Pride and plan to have a really hot time, which of course means […]
Casper Andreas leaves the Big Apple behind for an exciting look at the Hollywood Dream. It’s the typical story: Boy Comes to L.A., Boy Becomes a Porn Star, Boy Falls In Love With His John, Roommate Becomes A Fetish Porn Online Superstar. You know, typical. But it is art? You watch it and decide, and […]
Before they let Alice know she was STILL Alice, Wash West and Richard Glatzer spent years making porn to research a movie about the porn industry….and it’s possible the research turned out better than the result. Join Bil, Daniel and Michael for a look at THE FLUFFER by Wash West, Richard Glatzer Available on Google Play Listen to […]
A sexy thriller…but are there any thrills? IS THERE ANY SEX? You’ll find out this week. Join Bil, Daniel and Michael for a look at OUT TO KILL by Rob Williams Available on Netflix Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on Twitter and Instagram, like us on Facebook, Give us a donation, Subscribe […]
It’s part Another Woman, it’s part Manhattan Murder Mystery, part Chicken Nugget confusion and all about Dry Elbows! Join Bil, Daniel Krolik and our dear returned Michael for a look at Scenes From A Gay Marriage by Matt Riddlehoover Available on Google Play Listen to it here (language warning): While you’re admiring our brilliance, follow us on Twitter and Instagram, like us on Facebook, […]
Daniel wants you all to know he’s so, so sorry. Everyone else knows that when a guy tells his parents that he’s gay, his father immediately goes to a gay bar and gives it a shot to see what all the fuss is about. A film that has the Rolls Royce of Jewish Mothers, the one and only Lainie […]
This is the episode in which guest panelists reveal the terrible shame of Bil’s life: he doesn’t know who Regina George is! The rest of the time, he does a pretty fine job of welcoming guest panelists to talk about yet another entry in that most questionable sexy gay boy film series, the classic Eating Out oeuvre. Bil is […]
