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Betches Video Club

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Think A/V club, but with more yapping, hotter takes, and zero regard for the Oscars. Hosted by four of Betches’ resident film experts (with plenty of opinions and just enough film knowledge to be dangerous), each genre-themed episode dives into a spirited showdown over the truly important cinematic questions—like who’s the throbbiest heartthrob, which sidekick earns the “Judy Greer Award for Best Best Friend,” and which film takes home the top honor: “Best Picture,” AKA the one we just couldn’t stop laughing about. Watch Us On Youtube
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Episodes

Why Do Some Guys Insist On Not Wearing A Condom? Ft. Tyler Ashley

Bryan and Chris are back. They’re joined by The Dauphine of Bushwick, Tyler Ashley. Tyler is a star in the NYC nightlife scene who performs in drag, and dances. At 6:30 Tyler explains the origins of his “Dauphine” nickname. At 10:15 Tyler explains how he got started as a performer in the NYC nightlife scene which, surprisingly, started in the field of acrobatics. At 20:20 a listener writes in wondering if it's a dealbreaker that the guy he's hooking up with constantly asks to not wear a condom. ...

Nov 19, 201842 min

Getting Ghosted... Literally Ft. Mike Kelton

Bryan and Chris are back and they’re joined by comedian and host of the podcast “Beyond”, Mike Kelton. Mike is an extremely spiritual person and explores the possibilities of past lives and the other side on his show. At 7:40 Mike explains that he went to see a soothsayer who revealed his past lives to him. At 11:00 Mike talks about the experience of losing his grandfather and feeling the disruption of his departure of this plain of existence. At 25:00 a listener writes in wondering if he’s goin...

Nov 12, 201833 min

Always Have Sex Like An Ugly Person

Bryan and Chris are back and excited for the election! At 3:15 they talk about Carly Rae Jepson’s new song which they both love. Chris also loves Carly Rae Jepson because she’s older than him and doesn’t have to be jealous of someone younger and more successful. At 6:55 they talk about Marina and The Diamonds’ new song which, again, they love. At 13:30 a listener writes in looking for advice on how to build up enough steam to move to New York City. At 21:45 a listener writes in wondering how to ...

Nov 05, 201829 min

What Is Masculinity Anyway?

Bryan and Chris are back! Chris has finally returned from his odyssey across the Atlantic which included a wedding, a bad mushroom trip, and an encounter with an aggressive London business man. At 12:30 a listener in the closet writes in wondering how to shake self hateful feelings about their own sexuality. At 28:30 a listener writes in wondering how to get a guy he’s casually seeing to take their relationship as seriously as he does. Bryan and Chris both agree that having a boyfriend is actual...

Oct 29, 201839 min

How To Run Into Your One Night Stand Gracefully Ft. Cole Escola

Bryan and Chris are back. They’re joined by hilarious comedian, Cole Escola. Cole has been open about his sexuality since he was 17 when he came out of the closet after renting “Queer As Folk” at a Hollywood video in Portland, Oregon. At 12:00 Cole confesses that in his early years in New York, he worked as a sex worker. At 17:00 a listener writes in wondering how to bring a partner to work events without making a company wide announcement that they’re gay. At 29:45 Bryan tells the story of a on...

Oct 22, 201836 min

What's It Like to Work With the Biggest Pop Stars? Ft. Mark Kanemura

Bryan and Chris are joined by Mark Kanemura of many fames including his viral Cut to the Feeling video, Dancing to the Stars, and dancing for Lady Gaga. He talks about his first music video, touring with Gaga, dealing with Little Monsters, and working with Janet Jackson. At 26:15, they take a question from a lesbian listener who wants to get more serious in her relationship but her partner doesn't seem quite on board. For instance, she won’t drop the ILY. Is there a future there? They talk about...

Oct 15, 201837 min

Will Lady Gaga EGOT?

Bryan and Chris are back and they’re on cloud nine after watching, “A Star Is Born”. At 1:45 a listener asks how long you should date someone until you realize they’re boyfriend material. At 7:50 they dive into their review of “A Star Is Born”. If you’re not into spoilers, that might be when you want to shut the pod off. If you’ve seen the movie continue on to hear them talk about the movie, Lady Gaga, and how many times they may have cried in the theater. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Oct 08, 201833 min

Who’s Better To Work With, Kendall or Kylie? Ft. James DeMolet

Bryan and Chris are back. They’re joined by, stylist to the stars, James DeMolet. James has a million stories from working with some of the biggest names in show business like Justin Bieber, Pink and Kylie and Kendall to name a few. At 5:00 James spills some major tea about Jennifer Hudson. At 8:20 James reveals his favorite celebrity to style. At 19:25 find out which Jonas Brother cut Bryan in line. At 22:00 a listener writes in for advice after feeling forced into an open relationship with the...

Oct 01, 201834 min

How To Make The First Move

Bryan and Chris are back recording on location at Fire Island. They’re partying hard and Chris loves the wild get togethers, but Bryan just wants to be where the people aren't. At 4:30 they talk about Kelly Clarkson getting her own daytime talk show proclaiming that she will most certainly EGOT. At 8:00 Bryan talks about his battle with an internet troll. At 14:50 a listener writes in wondering how to make the first move to begin a new friendship as opposed to a romantic relationship. At 25:50 A...

Sep 24, 201835 min

Spitting During Sex, Yay Or Nay? Ft. Daryn Carp

Chris and Bryan are back with huge news. Friend of the show, Daryn Carp is their new lesbian correspondent! At 10:21 they recount their experiences with people spitting in their mouths. At 14:35 a listener writes in wondering how to experiment with bi-sexuality without being labelled “bi-sexual”. At 21:00 Chris recounts a steamy encounter at a wedding with a man he thought was straight. At 27:30 a listener writes in hoping for flirting advice on his college campus. At 35:40, Daryn blows Bryan’s ...

Sep 17, 201842 min

Does Instagram Make Me Look More Ratchet? Ft. Madeline Grey DeFreece

Bryan and Chris are back. They’re joined by Actress Madeline Grey DeFreece of “The Last OG” who officially comes out at 3:15 as bisexual and that she's been hooking up with women since high school. At 13:00 Madeline talks about the experience of being directed by the legendary Spike Lee. At 18:00 Bryan recounts an acting class that he took which he hated immensely. At 20:35 A straight listener writes in wondering if gay men ever have sex with each other while in drag. Learn more about your ad ch...

Sep 10, 201831 min

How Do I Know If I'm Getting Ghosted Ft. Zeke Smith

Bryan and Chris are back with a Labor Day extravaganza. They’re joined by Zeke Smith from “Survivor”. At 2:30 Bryan reveals that he’s a huge “Survivor” fan and is a little star struck. Zeke talks to them about his journey as a trans man and how he was outed by another “Survivor” contestant way before he was willing to let the world know. At 22:00 a listener writes in because they are confused as to whether or not they are being ghosted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

Sep 03, 201833 min

Don't Fall Under The Dick Spell Ft. Zara Barrie

Bryan and Chris are back and they’re joined by author, editor, and all around renaissance woman, Zara Barrie to wrap up wedding season. Zara is recently “lesbian engaged” and is planning her wedding with her fiance. Everyone assumes she's bridezilla because she’s fem, but it’s actually the other way around. At 13:40 Chris admits that he never wanted to get married growing up, but is beginning to change his mind as he gets older. At 15:05 a listener wonders if straight people are ruining Fire Isl...

Aug 27, 201835 min

Open Relationships: How Do They Work? Ft. Anonymous Married Man

Bryan and Chris sit down with a gay man in a 7-year open marriage. You'd think that after meeting on Grindr, this fling would've been a lot shorter. This secret guest stresses the importance of honesty, communication, and mentions the bed rule, a since-outdated rule where suitors were outcalls only (the bed was a sacred place). At 27:11, they take a letter from a listner whose partner of five years doesn't want sex anymore. Are they asexual and what gives? Bryan offends their secret guest by sug...

Aug 20, 201845 min

Bachelorette Parties: Invite Your Gay Friend

Chris and Bryan are fried because this recording is early, bitch. After last week’s failed attempt at recording a “potcast” they reunite to give their opinions on bachelorette parties. At 7:50 Chris explains that being included in bachelorette parties makes him feel included despite not being able to fit into women’s XL theme shirts. At 12:15 a listener writes in asking if it bothers them when women have bachelorette parties at drag shows. At 21:50 Chris offers to officiate your wedding. He prom...

Aug 13, 201831 min

Buns Not Guns Ft. The Travelin Bum

Chris and Bryan are joined by The Travelin Bum himself, Jeff Perla. At 6:55 Jeff explains how he picks people, and their asses, for his Instagram account. At 11:30 they reminisce on scouring AOL chat rooms for dick pics. At 16:50 they decide who tops their list of people they’d like to see naked. At 32:30 a listener writes asking what he should do about a relationship with a wealthy twink that’s losing its luster. At 41:00 they play a game of would you rather, naked butt edition. Learn more abou...

Aug 06, 201844 min

Craigslist: The OG Hook-up App

Chris and Bryan discuss gay online dating. Chris describes it as "hard, stupid, and it makes me feel bad about myself." They discuss the original gay hook-up app: Craigslist. Bryan's previous prospects included men who were variously: married, closeted, poor, or hoarders. Chris was once greeted by a man opening a door, already spanking it (and who had a rubber duck collection). At 30:45 they take a letter from a listener who met a guy online. Before they ever got a chance to meet, this guy moved...

Jul 30, 201842 min

Gay Bars: What Not To Do

It’s the podcast where “we’re both gay so so are you.” Today’s topic is gay bars or as they’re known to straights, “bars but specifically for the homosexual people.” They talk about leather, types of gay bars, and tell some hook-up stories. You’ll never know if harnesses are becoming mainstream unless you tune in. Chris tells the story of getting gay friend-zoned by being told he’s loved like a brother. Bryan got scarlet fever and became a super twink -- which did not end well. They talk about t...

Jul 23, 201842 min

You Don't Love Me, You Want To Be Me Ft. Daryn Carp

Bryan and Chris are joined by their first lady and host of the podcast "Martinis and Murder", Daryn Carp. Daryn breaks down what it's like to work first hand with Andy Cohen, and why the Manson Murders are her favorite. This episode presents the question "are gay men misogynistic towards women?" At 29:00, they break down a letter from a listener asking how to do damage control after being outed by somebody when they aren't ready for the world to know. At 38:00, get ready for a game of "Marry, Fu...

Jul 16, 201851 min

What To Do If You've Fallen For a Gay Man

Gay people are feeling off all of the time. Chris admits to feeling on maybe once or twice a week, usually uppers are involved. Bryan hates girls' hair (don't ask him to smell your hair). Pride Month is over and the hosts are low-key thrilled. The commercialization of pride month is frustrating. Obviously, you like gays, you're a store in Chelsea. They move onto gay tribes such as twink, bear, otter, daddy, chub, etc. and define all of them. At 24:11, a listener writes in about being unable to o...

Jul 09, 201842 min

What It's Like To Be a Mean Girl On Broadway Ft. Grey Henson

Bryan saw Mean Girls on Broadway and Emma Thompson told a girl being noisy, "excuse me, but you really need to stop that." They ask Grey how it was working with Tina Fey, how Broadway shows write and rehearse, and what it was like finding out he got the big part. Grey talks about how fun and tiring it can be playing a high schooler and taking selfies with fans. Bryan shares a trick for getting to the front of Beyonce concerts. At 25:00, they take a letter from a listener struggling to make gay f...

Jul 02, 201841 min

Should You Hit On Your 'Straight' Friend? Ft. Yuhua Hamasaki

Bryan and Chris are joined by Yuhua Hamasaki of RuPaul's Drag Race. They talk about the process of getting on the show and the viral moments (Miss. Vannnjie). They talk about drag culture, its origins, and who they think will win the finale. At 18:20, they take a letter from a listener who is attracted to a straight friend and wants to make a move since they're potentially bi, but they don't want to come off as a "predator to the straights." At 26:40 they take a letter from a gay man talking abo...

Jun 25, 201838 min

You’re Welcome For This Bonus Episode

Everyone’s Gay + The Betches Sup team up for a hilarious bonus episode ahead of their upcoming live show 6/26 at The Public Hotel. Buy tickets at: betches.co/supeglive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 22, 201825 min

Just a Bottom Trying To Get On Top

Bryan and Chris return for an amazing Episode 2. They talk about Bryan and whether or not he's a ginger (he's not), gay people who don't have a community, and remember the tough times when they were in the closet and not surrounded by gay friends. After they talk about gay icons. Seriously, why are they all women (besides RuPaul)? They talk extensively about Lady Gaga, queen that she is. After, at 19:57, they take a letter from a listener who's always been a bottom but wants to try being a top. ...

Jun 18, 201849 min

I Moved To The City And Now I'm Gay Ft. Phillip Picardi

Bryan and Chris, neither of whom have ever touched a vagina, talk about coming out of the closet. They talk about the challenges of coming out and how if everyone had just come out of the closet, they could have all been fucking the whole time. They talk about how to react when someone comes out to you. They move onto pride which Bryan deems worth going if you've never gone. At 20:54, they are joined by Phillip Picardi, Chief Content Officer at Teen Vogue and them. They talk about the meaning of...

Jun 11, 201856 min

Everyone's Gay Teaser

Welcome to the latest podcast by Betches Media! Everyone’s Gay is a no filter podcast that covers gay sex, dating and lifestyle with occasional pop culture analysis. Unlike other "gay" podcasts, Everyone's Gay is not toned down for a squeamish straight audience. Instead, your hilarious hosts, Chris Burns and Bryan Russell Smith, provide a real look at all things homosexual in a funny, informative way that will delight gay audiences (and interested breeders). Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

May 24, 201810 min
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