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Betches Brides

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When a bride accepts a proposal, they’re not expecting to say yes to distress. But wedding planning can be the most stressful time in any relationship — families collide, personalities clash, and wallets empty even before your mother-in-law adds her entire bridge club to the invite list. Good thing Betches Brides is here to help you laugh (cry?) through it all. Each week, stand-up comedians Selena Coppock — the mind behind the @nytvows parody account — and Chelsea White meet to swap stories about their own wedding journeys, while answering listener emails to help you not trip down the aisle. Selena and Chelsea are here for all Betches Brides and newlyweds in need of advice, empathy, and laughter — including themselves.
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Episodes

Happily Ever After

Today on Betches Brides, Selena and Chelsea close out this season of the podcast! Your hosts are wrapping things up appropriately by asking, "What happens when the wedding is all over?". Plus, listen in to hear about the makings of their happily ever afters and our favorite cinematic happy endings. Be sure to wish our brides well on this next chapter of wedded bliss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 16, 202458 min

Final Destination

Today on Betches Brides, your hosts welcome a special guest who knows all about the trip down the aisle, Mary Hanna, the owner of Simply Mary’d, a service that helps brides plan their destination weddings. The three are dishing on the best (and worst) locations for a destination wedding, how to avoid breaking the bank for your guests, and more tips and insights you didn't know you needed. Plus, Selena and Chelsea reveal some of the wildest destination wedding venues we've ever heard. You don't w...

Dec 09, 202454 min

It's A Sign

Who doesn't love some "woo-woo" wedding planning? Today, on Betches Brides, Selena and Chelsea welcome Betches' own Maria Del Russo, who is not only a newlywed but also completely obsessed with astrology! Listen in as the brides ask Maria about how astrology played into her wedding planning process. Plus, we're giving you the most fortuitous wedding dates of 2025, deep lore around wedding superstitions, and deciding, "Is this really a sign?" once and for all. Cue Ace of Base! Have questions or a...

Dec 02, 202455 min

How To Plan A Wedding In Six Months(!!)

Today on Betches Brides, Selena and Chelsea are joined by a bride who planned her wedding in — you’re reading this correctly — six months. She’s Sara K. Runnels, and you might know her from Instagram or our very own Betches Brides newsletter! Listen in as your hosts chat with Sara about what it was like to plan on such a tight timeline, her transition from single-gal influencer to bride, plus a rousing game of "Who's That Celebrity Officiant?". Have questions or advice to share? Email us at brid...

Nov 25, 20241 hr 2 min

Always A Bridesmaid

Being a bride is a LOT, but as long as your friends are getting married, the work of a bridesmaid never ends. Today on Betches Brides, Selena, and Chelsea are chatting about the best (and worst) parts of being a bridesmaid, thanks to write-ins from you, the listeners! Listen in as the brides discuss responsibilities, what makes a bad bridesmaid, the best pop culture bridesmaids, and, of course, the great debate over matching dresses. Get ready to be triggered (in a fun way). Have questions or ad...

Nov 18, 202445 min

You Better Work (While Planning A Wedding)

Does planning your wedding feel like a second job? Join the club! Today on Betches Brides, Selena is joined once again by engaged Betch Maddie Mahoney, who is currently at the "cry in the shower" portion of wedding planning. Listen in to hear about the challenge of managing the job of planning your wedding and the job that pays your bills. Could your LinkedIn resume come in handy for both? Plus, we asked YOU your thoughts on inviting your boss to your wedding and you did not disappoint. Have que...

Nov 11, 202443 min

Nailing Your First Dance With Maya Moves

Planning your first dance doesn't have to feel like a dance recital, especially when you've enlisted the help of an expert like today's guest. Maya, the founder of Maya Moves, helps couples prepare for their first dance with a method that keeps it fun, fast, and fairly painless for all dance proficiency levels. Listen in as Selena gets the scoop on the need-to-knows from the dance teacher who helped both Nicole and Jordana bust a move on their wedding days! Have questions or advice to share? Ema...

Nov 04, 202446 min

Wedding Etiquette 101 with Mariah Grumet

Do you have to send a thank you card to someone who didn't bring a gift to your wedding? Wedding etiquette can be a real doozy. But lucky for us, we have the founder of Old Soul Etiquette, Mariah Grumet, on the podcast today! This maven of manners is here to answer all the questions you've sent in that Selena and Chelsea wish they had asked before their big days. Be sure to check Mariah's book, What Do I Do?, to learn even more great tips on wedding etiquette! Have a story to share or need some ...

Oct 28, 202450 min

Spooky Wedding Horror Stories

Dark and stormy nights, monstrous wedding guests, and a bloody mess! We asked you to write in with your wedding horror stories, and boy, did you deliver! Today, Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz sit down for a spooky Halloween episode that features your scariest tales from your big days. Don't listen to this episode at bedtime... Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more abou...

Oct 21, 202444 min

Do I Have To Take His Last Name?

It's Mailbag Monday, and our three brides are answering your hard-hitting questions. Listen in as Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz tackle topics like taking his last name, how to handle an absent (by choice) mother on your wedding day, and a major guest list conundrum. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave your own voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 14, 202437 min

Something Borrowed And Something New With Maddie Mahoney

That's right, listeners. We've borrowed newly engaged Maddie Mahoney from the Betches video team, and we're asking her all about her upcoming nuptials! Maddie is a hilarious video producer at Betches HQ and is bringing her comedic stylings to the mic for this week's episode. Listen in as Maddie dishes about her plans and challenges, as Selena gives some sage advice after her own wedding, and as Maddie, Selena, and Jaz laugh through a new game segment. You don't want to miss it! Have a story to s...

Oct 07, 202456 min

Step One In Wedding Planning With Melissa Andre

Today on the podcast, Selena and Jaz are joined by a returning guest and wedding-planning goddess, Melissa Andre! Melissa, Creative Consultant and founder of Melissa Andre Design Company, is renowned for creating distinctively whimsical designs with an unexpected edge. Listen in as the three discuss the first step in wedding planning, common mistakes couples make while planning, and some of the wildest wedding stories Melissa has heard while in the business. Have a story to share or need some ad...

Sep 30, 20241 hr 3 min

You've Got Voicemail

On today's episode of Betches Brides, Selena and Jaz are raiding the voicemail box! First, we've got a destination bride who's not ready to play babysitter. Then, we have a listener who's looking for the best way to classify her non-bridal party. Bonus: a listener with a BRILLIANT tip for dealing with plus ones. Plus, Jaz asks Selena the big question...Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave your own voice...

Sep 23, 202439 min

Am I The Bridezilla?

Are YOU a Bridezilla? You shared your stories with us on social media, and now we're giving you our honest answer. Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz read through your stories and give their brutally honest opinions. Plus, did Taylor Swift actually wear white to a wedding? Listen in to find out. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Sep 16, 202451 min

Here Come the Grooms!

The Grooms are in the building! Today, we welcome Selena and Chelsea’s hubbies into the studio to hear about wedding planning from the groom’s perspective. Plus, the foursome plays a round of “Do You Take This Plan?” and the answers may surprise you. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 09, 202452 min

REAL TALK: This Bride's Budget

We are getting REAL about money on the podcast today. Selena breaks down her wedding budget down to the dollar. Plus, all three Brides play “Save or Splurge” and dish some advice to a bride abroad. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 02, 202458 min

Mama (In-Law) Drama

This week on the Brides Podcast Selena and Jaz dive deep into the mailbag to bring you triggering tales from our listeners. First, we have a mother of the bride who is stealing the spotlight, then a bride looking to share hers with her fiancé, and a future mother-in-law who’s stealing…your perfume? You don’t want to miss it. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more ...

Aug 26, 202441 min

Selena's Wedding Recap

It’s OFFICIAL! Selena’s wedding day has finally come and the brides are giving you the full recap. Listen in to hear about Selena’s big day, from the most stressful moments to the most heartfelt, and valuable lessons learned. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 19, 20241 hr 2 min

Daddy Issues

Today on Betches Brides, Selena and Jaz are diving back into the inbox to dish advice on some real doozies. Listen in as they cover father-daughter dance drama, stolen wedding venues, and delegation of estranged-Dad funds. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 12, 202433 min

Living In The Present(s)

Today we present…PRESENTS! Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz are chatting about registries, gift-giving etiquette and playing a rousing game of “Gift Or Re-Gift.” Plus, the Brides give advice to a wedding guest dishing out major dough towards a destination wedding. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 05, 202447 min

Q&A with Selena and Jaz

Your kids can’t sit with us! Today on the Betches Brides podcast, Selena and Jaz dive into the inbox and share some juicy wedding drama from the listeners. Listen in as they tackle the kids at a wedding debate, their feelings on the wedding e-vite, after-party drama, and a bridesmaid with commitment issues. Have a story to share or need some advice? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choi...

Jul 29, 202450 min

Seating Chart Scaries

On today’s episode menu, we’re choosing BEEF…Wedding guest beef, that is. Join Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz as they talk about seating charts, wedding guest drama, and table number presentations. Plus, the trio gives advice to brides struggling with major guest list drama. Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 22, 202438 min

Selena's Bachelorette Recap

There’s NO WAY her bridesmaid said that! Welcome back to the Betches Brides podcast. Today Selena tells all about her Palm Springs bachelorette party. The Brides receive an unhinged write-in about more bad apples. Plus, we bring you a segment from our friends at Angry Orchard! Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 15, 202452 min

Q&A With Selena

It’s Q&A Day! Today Selena and Jaz dive into the inbox to answer questions from you. From babysitting your mothers to wedding planning round two, they’ve got you covered. Plus, a fun segment in partnership with our friends at Angry Orchard! Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 08, 202436 min

Bach Sh*t Crazy

Did someone say road trip?! Today, the Brides hit the road with an episode recorded from THE Angry Orchard. Selena and Chelsea are talking all things bachelorette. Get ready for a game of bachelorette brackets, tips on how to plan without totally losing it, and listen in as the brides read your juicy write-ins of bachelorette “Bad Apples.” Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. L...

Jul 01, 202446 min

Love At First Bite

We hope you brought your appetites, listeners. Today on Betches Brides, Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz are chatting all things wedding food! Get ready to play a rousing game of Pass That App, and listen in for an unappetizing write-in about a serious catering nightmare. Plus, a fun segment brought to you by our friends at Angry Orchard. Need advice or have stories to share?Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more ...

Jun 24, 202441 min

Bridal Beauty Prep

Take a deep breath, Bride. Today, we’re zenning out with pre-wedding self-care. On today’s episode of Betches Brides, Selena and Jaz dish hair and make-up trials, the importance of treating yourself, and your morning-of Bride Tribe. Plus, the gals answer questions from two brides in pre-wedding peril. Need advice or have stories to share? Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

Jun 17, 202436 min

Yours, Mine, And Our Day

This week on Betches Brides, Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz get personal while sharing how they met their partners and chat about how to make your special day feel like YOUR (collective) special day. The Brides dish grooms’ cakes, wedding fashion, and take some wild write-ins from you about the horror of Bridezillas and BYOB anything. Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Jun 10, 202444 min

Pitch Perfect

Is the Macarena a must-have on your wedding playlist? This week on Betches Brides, Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz chat about wedding music, play “Woo or Boo”, and deep-dive on first dances. Plus, the trio read a listener email about a "viral" wedding nightmare, and reveal Selena’s non-traditional home run of a rehearsal dinner plan. Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedding questions and horror stories, or leave a voicemail at (646) 389-7804. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

Jun 03, 202438 min

On the Plus (One) Side

Did a wedding guest actually just say that? In our third episode of the new season of Betches Brides, Selena, Chelsea, and Jaz laugh out loud at a listener email about some next-level dance floor heckling, dissect an interesting plus one hot take from Trevor Noah, and Chelsea takes a moment to get on her soap box. Plus, the trio dives into setting wedding boundaries, navigating guest list pressure, and helps a listener with some family wedding drama. Email us at brides@betches.com with your wedd...

May 27, 202436 min
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