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Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

Kara Loewentheil: How To Unf*ck Your Brain & Change Neural Patterns

Kara is the first MASTER Certified life coach to come to hell. She has a B.A. from Yale and a J.D. from Harvard Law. Her coaching is rooted in cognitive psychology-based techniques and feminist theory and she blew my mind!!! GET TICKETS TO MY STAND UP SHOW IN LONG ISLAND HERE: https://www.hannahberner.com/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Mar 31, 202154 min

Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor

We love bringing Bachelor contestants to hell. Blakely explains the anxiety that came with being on the show and how he handled being portrayed as the ultimate f*ckboy on TV. When America hated him more than ever, he shared a text message to expose the edit. He lived to tell the tale and discusses how the whole experience has changed his perspective on dating.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.f...

Mar 25, 202147 min

Buried By The Bernards: Going Viral & The Death Business

Deja & Debbie Bernard are the stars of the new popular Netflix show, Buried By The Bernards. Fun fact, their Showrunner is Ian Gelfand from Summer House! They discuss what it's like to run a family business that's all about death and how they manage not to kill each other in the process. Also, they explain how the hell they got a Netflix show! These women are hilarious, amazing, and VERY entertaining.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Mar 17, 202135 min

Kelsey Cook: Her Pandemic Divorce & Dealing With IBS

Hilariously talented Kelsey Cook comes to hell to discuss beating boys in foosball, getting divorced they day before quarantine, and how her comedy career came to be. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 11, 20211 hr 1 min

Victoria Garrick: Body Image & The Hidden Opponent

Victoria Garrick used to play volleyball at USC and now she is giving TED talks about mental health and raising awareness on social media about body image and eating disorders and so much more. She is no stranger to hell and we love her so much.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 25, 202154 min

Brendan Sagalow: Women’s Tricks & The Friend Zone

Hilarious comedian, Brendan Sagalow, has a new comedy album out and he's really good at pigeon noises. Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/album/5GJ0EPW1pUyNTvsQ471NPE?si=UUhEEVKMQYysFEBkqHsvAw PROMO CODES Feals: Get 50% off your first order with free shipping at https://Feals.com/BERN Apostrophe: Get $15 off your first visit with a board-certified dermatologist at https:// Apostrophe.com/BERN Liquid IV: Get 25% off when you go to https://LIQUIDIVDOT.COM and use code BERN --- Support this podc...

Feb 17, 20211 hr 25 min

Jackie Schimmel: The Bitch Bible & Her Velcro Vagina

Jackie is way too comfortable in hell. She discusses why she hates influencer culture, her delusional confidence to drop music when she can't sing, cheating, why her dog smells like yeast, her worst habits, and much more. PROMO CODES: Noom: Sign up for a Noom trial at https://www.noom.com/bern BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/BERNING Dipsea: Get a 30 day free trial at https://dipsea.com/bern Upstart: https://Upstart.com/BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anc...

Feb 11, 202158 min

Katie Maloney-Schwartz: Tequila & PTSD

Katie is reality TV royalty and comes to hell to discuss her traumatic accident, how she really fell for Tom, her regrets being on Vanderpump Rules, and much more. PROMO CODES: Helix Sleep: Get $200 off your new mattress at https://helixsleep.com/BERN Skillshare: Get a free trial membership at https://www.skillshare.com/BERN Adam & Eve: Get 10 free gifts using the code BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

Feb 04, 202152 min

Doug Ellin: Creating Entourage & Fighting Success

Doug Ellin opens up about what is was really like to write Entourage and the hell we went through to get there and how the hell things are going now. Episode promo codes: Liquid IV: Get 25% off with promo code BERN at https://LIQUIDIV.COM Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at https://ritual.com/BERN ExpressVPN: Get 3 months free at https://expressvpn.com/bern --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 27, 202149 minSeason 1Ep. 106

Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny But Not Fat & Just Had A Baby!

Amanda is back in hell and a lot has changed. Hannah has a lot of questions about what it is ACTUALLY like to pop a baby out and have to take care of it. They also laugh/cry at the mean stuff people say about them. Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: www.Betterhelp.com/BERNING Feals: www.Feals.com/Bern Upstart: www.Upstart.com/BERN ExpressVPN: www.Expressvpn.com/BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 21, 202155 minSeason 1Ep. 106

Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma

Chloe is a couple days sober and her demons are still out to play. COME TO THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 13, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 105

Michaela Okland: She Rates Dogs & Does It Well

She exposed Chris D'Elia's messages with underage girls and has called out countless men for inappropriate social media behavior on her account @SheRatesDogs. Her favorite things are nice guys and reminding people that "girls fuck."--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 07, 202152 minSeason 1Ep. 105

Tommy Marcus: Being Unhinged & Creating Quentin Quarantino

On his first ever podcast interview, Tommy reveals the truth behind the biggest account of 2020: Quentin Quarantino.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 24, 20201 hrSeason 1Ep. 106

Gizelle Bryant: Potomac Royalty & Finding Greatness

Word on the street is that Gizelle is in hell spilling on how she became a Housewife and all her inner demons.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 202041 minSeason 1Ep. 105

Vera DiLeo: Nana Still Got It & She's 79

You guys asked for it- NANA IS IN THE HELL BUILDING!!!!!! aaaaand she delivered. We laughed, we cried, and we got weird. Enjoy. GET A CAMEO FROM ME FOR 25% OFF TO GIVE AS A GIFT! Use promo code BERN at feetures.com for $10 Off your first pair Sign up today at cratejoy.com/bern to get 30% off your first box THIRDLOVE.com/BERN for 10% off today! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/...

Dec 09, 202046 minSeason 1Ep. 105

Ginny Hogan: Toxic Femininity & Zoloft

Ginny is a comedy author and stand up. She shares with Hannah her creative process for writing articles, books, comedy, and tweet. She also opens up about her anxiety because, well, she's in hell.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 02, 202050 minSeason 1Ep. 104

Rayna Greenberg: Advanced Dirty Talk & Tasting Butt

Rayna is back in hell explaining how she made herself workout for the first time in her life, how she decorates her apartment, the best kind of dirty talk, her current dating situation, and an intense game of heaven or hell. Get 3 weeks of EveryPlate meals for only $2.99 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com and entering code bern3 Go to yourparade.com/(BERN) or use code (BERN) so you can shop $9 underwear for $6(!) Offer code BERN at checkout at AdamandEve.com Visit my exclusive link ExpressVPN.c...

Nov 25, 20201 hrSeason 1Ep. 102

Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds

CEO of CiViL Jewelry, Blakely Thornton, is redefining luxury and making us laugh our asses off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 18, 20201 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 101

Manon Mathews: Marriage Nightmares & Manifestation

Manon Mathews accumulated over 1.6 billion loops on Vine and then her comedy career blew up. She has coped addiction, anxiety, overeating, divorce, and much more to become the bad ass bitch she is today. Her advice on manifestation, goal setting, and spirituality is mind blowing. GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahbernerParade Underwear: 20% of all orders using code BERN at www.yourparade.com/BERNCrateJoy: 30% off your first box when you sign up at cratejoy.com/be...

Nov 10, 20201 hrSeason 1Ep. 101

Nikki Glaser: Feminine Energy & Disordered Eating

Nikki was with her parents in St. Louis for most of quarantine where she was stuck with her own thoughts. She's recovering from an eating disorder, figuring out her dating life, and reassessing her stand up comedy career.Get tickets to Hannah's Friendsgiving comedy show on November 18th HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Nov 05, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 100

Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part II

Alex opens up about her biggest sexual turn offs, how she learned about her body, queefing, her biggest insecurities, what she spends all her money on, if she would ever get married, her long term career plans, why she doesn’t want to date celebrities, and what she doesn’t share with the public. GET TIX TO MY VIRTUAL FRIENDSGIVING COMEDY SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support th...

Oct 27, 202054 minSeason 1Ep. 99

Alex Cooper Goes To Hell: Part I

Alex explains why she never does interviews, the secret marketing strategy behind Call Her Daddy, how her parents actually feel about her show, what she is most insecure about, how she edits her photos on instagram, her workout/eating routine, her mindset becoming a single Father, and much more.. Don't miss Hannah's live virtual comedy show! GET TIX HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/category/hannahberner --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor....

Oct 20, 202055 minSeason 1Ep. 98

Des Bishop: My Boyfriend & His Demons

Comedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jealousy, going gray, how he used to be cynical with love, being sober and how Hannah drove him to therapy.For an bonus hour of more intimate stories with Hannah and Des go to Patreon.com/BerningInHell--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhel...

Oct 14, 20201 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 98

Violet Benson: Ugly Duckling Syndrome & Daddy Issues

Violet is the babe behind the very popular meme page @daddyissues_. and podcast host of Too Tired To Be Crazy. She opens up about her fear of being boring, why she hasn’t had sex since April, how she left her accounting job, why she got veneers when she was 5, her regrets buying a home, and her hookup with Francesca Farago. Follow Violet on instagram at @violetbenson and check out her interview with Hannah on her podcast Too Tired To Be Crazy now! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The e...

Oct 08, 20201 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 97

Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat

Kate explains how she met Hannah, what it’s actually like living in Florida during quarantine, why she left Below Deck, what happened with her radio show, why she is the Bravo Miley Cyrus, and all her thoughts on the newest Bravo Show, Bravo’s Chat Room!!!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 01, 202045 minSeason 1Ep. 96

Alise Morales: Roasting Her Teenage Self & Texting Tragedies

Alise used to work with Hannah at Betches and today they reunite in hell. Alise updates her on her successful voiceover career, why she started roasting her 15 year old self, dating losers, remembering MySpace, when she got diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, making comedy videos that went viral with Hannah, and how she found the one.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 24, 20201 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 97

Nema Vand: Breaking Hearts & Breaking Veneers

Shah's Of Sunset star, Nema Vand, crashed Giggly Squad and met Hannah. On this episode in hell, he explains why his teeth are so white, how Hannah broke his veneers, his new nose job, being a white-washed persian, why Paige loves Persian guys, if he wants to have a family, his new career change, his past lives, why he got divorced, and how he lost 55 pounds.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 16, 20201 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 96

Erica Spera: Having Herpes & Gaining Confidence

Erica explains how the hell she got herpes, how it affected her dating life, the rules of hooking up with a std, and why crying is healthy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 09, 20201 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 95

Kaitlynn Carter: Breakups & New Beginnings

Kaitlynn has had some very public breakups and is going to hell to explain with the ef happened. She explains why she got a divorce from Brody Jenner, finding independence, the price of fame, dating a woman, why she decided to do The Hills, and how she met her new man.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 02, 202056 minSeason 1Ep. 95
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