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Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding

Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he’s not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah’s favorite song “No Faith In Brooklyn”, his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah’s DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more. CLICK HERE TO COME TO A COMEDY SHOW CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE LITTLE DEVIL PATREON --- This episode is sponsored by...

Feb 12, 20201 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 69

Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses

Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn’t define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the last time she spoke with her ex husband, why she did her show in Vegas, her multiple hookups with Carl, freezing her eggs, her weight fluctuation, and how Stassi has inspired her. GO TO CBDFORLIFE.US AND USE THE CODE HANNAH20 FOR 20% OFF EVERYTHANGGGGG For $3 join Hannah's Close Friends List on Instagram...

Feb 05, 202058 minSeason 1Ep. 68

Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders

He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is an interesting weirdo, how much he hates auditioning, dealing with external validation, getting diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder, exposure therapy, the first time he had an anxiety attack on stage, transcendental meditation, what he’s going to do after the show, advice for performing at the...

Jan 29, 20201 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 67

Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat

Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn’t actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depressed after following her dream, why corporate america rejected her, how she wrote her first book, when to actually listen to other people’s opinions of your business, why she was always friend zoned, how she met her husband at a bar, overcoming trust issues, why she is struggling with the idea of becomi...

Jan 22, 20201 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 66

Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything

Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on the show, being overweight growing up, her worst memories from the show, who she is currently dating and how her mom hit on him, starting a long distance relationship, reasons for self destructions, dealing with depression, how reality tv hurt her career, what she is doing now to pay the bills, and wh...

Jan 15, 20201 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 65

John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable

Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he’s getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he’s changed since The Bachelorette. Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 I FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD THE FIRST 10 MIN BUT I FILMED I...

Jan 08, 202050 minSeason 1Ep. 64

Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media

@dfarella is known as “everyone’s favorite internet bf” but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he’s ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn’t love EDM anymore, why he has a chip on his shoulder, how guys feel bloated too, dealing with peer pressure, the strategy behind ...

Jan 01, 202054 minSeason 1Ep. 63

Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups

FOR 2+ BONUS EPISODES A MONTH AND ACCESS TO ALL PAST EPISODES SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON HERE YAYAYAYA This solo episode I answer questions that will hopefully PUMP YOU UP for the new year or at least distract you for 38 minutes from the existential dread of our existence. I answer questions such as: How often do you doubt yourself? Why do you think loads of women settle for a man who steals their joy and passion? Worst friend break up? What’s the thing you wish you’d known at the beginning of maki...

Dec 29, 201940 minSeason 1Ep. 62

Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone

Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working out, how she is a hot mess at heart, her best book recommendations, her worst habits, and how the blogging business has evolved. Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https:/...

Dec 25, 201959 minSeason 1Ep. 61

Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes

Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he’s ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn’t like about bachelor nation, how he and Danielle Malby ended, why he enjoys open relationships, how to get invited to NYC sex parties, how his soccer career ended, being motivated by failure but driven by success, the scariest thing he did on the challenge, his relationship with Cara Maria, why he has suc...

Dec 18, 20191 hrSeason 1Ep. 60

Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass

Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn’t have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn’t dress for men, obsessing about food, control issues, not letting guy’s distract you, why she quit wearing eyelash extensions, and why she d...

Dec 10, 20191 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 59

Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B

Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B, getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, how he knew his wife was the one, his friendship with 50 cent, why famous people can be very shitty, why he thinks he’s lazy, and curbing your ego. LISTEN TO ME ANALYZE THE SUMMER HOUSE TRAILER ON PATREON HERE (posting it by 3pm on Dec 4th) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podc...

Dec 04, 20191 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 58

Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming

Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don’t hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, the best athletes to date, what she would do if Rayna got into a serious relationship, and how her dog...

Nov 27, 20191 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 57

Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos

Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a Starbucks, types of audience members, how he was in a band growing up, tattoo regrets, growing up in Long Island, drug trips, white guys punching walls, the last time he cried, and meeting Leonardo DiCaprio, JOIN PATREON TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE DATES I WENT ON THIS MONTH HERE --- This episode is sponsored ...

Nov 20, 20191 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 56

Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds

Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an adidas ambassador, late night eating, people’s patterns, if boyfriend’s make you happy, why she never posted on social media about her relationships, recovering from eating disorders, why she doesn’t use filters on Instagram, and the last fight she had with her boyfriend. SUBSCRIBE TO PATREON FOR JUICY MEAT...

Nov 13, 20191 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 55

Dylan Palladino: He’s 6’6” & I Flirt With Him

The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he’s a psycho, how he knows if he’s gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and his celebrity crushes. JOIN MY PATREON! The first episode is meaty. I talk about how I got fired, beh...

Nov 06, 20191 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 54

Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won’t have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn’t emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how Hannah’s grandma is sexually active, having sex with Chris Distefano, working with Corinne Fisher, ...

Oct 30, 20191 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 53

Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy

Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how she only has a plan A, how she got scammed on craigslist, how we both have cats named Butter, why she went vegan, how she is friends with Rebecca Black, why she loves reality tv,...

Oct 22, 20191 hrSeason 1Ep. 52

Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks

Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger, how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft. GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LIVE HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor....

Oct 15, 20191 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 51

Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn’t write her book, why she didn’t pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn’t do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if she was a guy, a tutorial of what to do if you get scammed, her favorite hate comments, why she has...

Oct 14, 20191 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 50

Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what’s going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she is addicted to work, how she overcame imposter syndrome, what kind of girl she would date, how th...

Oct 09, 20191 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 49

Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat

The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn’t have a relationship with her dad but still doesn’t have daddy issues, why a little bit of anxiety and crazy is good, how she grew her meme page, how she never diets, how she became a certified Bravoholic, fighting with bosses, and being an entrepreneurial bitch.GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN BOST...

Oct 02, 20191 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion

My best friend Paige explains why people think she’s a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms have broken up with our boyfriends, her child modeling career she never talks about, why she started seeing a therapist, how she used to have terrible taste in men, how she is a NYC party socialite, how she met Perry and he broke up with her, her chicken cutlets, her biggest insecurities, how to always lo...

Sep 25, 201956 minSeason 1Ep. 47

Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The “So’" Moment

Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he believes being able to fall in love on reality tv, his drama with Amanda Stanton, if it’s all a PR stunt, how he responds to DMs, what’s actually happening with him and Scheana, dating a on girl on Siesta Key, why he dates so many reality tv stars, the sex tape drama with Lindsey Christley, how he met Lindsey, how he deals with hate online, how his par...

Sep 18, 201945 minSeason 1Ep. 46

Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements

Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell...

Sep 11, 20191 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm

Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn’t stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he’s had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quotes, and how he really feels about his daughter. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @b...

Sep 04, 20191 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity

Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a model, how her husband wasn’t her type, the weirdest engagement ever, her biggest physical insecurity, her workout routine, her experience on dating apps, why she thinks she would be better on reality TV now, why she jogs in the street, how she really feels about her experience on RHONY, why she is envious of...

Aug 28, 20191 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships

The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover from her daughter Beanie’s birthday party, Patsy explains how they met when they were 17 and are complete opposites, how mental health wasn’t talked about when they were growing up, how creative minds are different, the crazy careers they’ve had over the years, which charities you can trust, how influenc...

Aug 21, 201952 minSeason 1Ep. 42

Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes

Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fiancé left her the day before her engagement party, how her podcast has changed her life, drunk personas, cutting people out of your life, how often she likes to have sex, her snack addiction, working with your friend, and hooking up with exes.GET TICKETS TO THE NEXT BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN NYC HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest...

Aug 14, 20191 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 41

Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain

Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family’s illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencies, his first love, getting out of depression, that one time he overdosed on marijuana, the positives of anxiety, how technology is ruining dating, creative brains, emotional eating, having sex with friends, and why people like choking. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram @beingbernz Follow Lev Fer on Instag...

Aug 07, 20191 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 40
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