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Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishopsites.libsyn.com
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des live

Jun 23, 20251 hr 18 min

Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes

If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Jun 16, 20251 hr 11 min

Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity

The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live

Jun 09, 20251 hr 16 min

Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live

Jun 02, 20251 hr 7 min

Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories

We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.

May 12, 20251 hr 6 min

Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes

Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received.

May 05, 20251 hr 5 min

Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You

Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.

Apr 28, 20251 hr 11 min

Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.

Apr 21, 20251 hr 9 min

Berner Phone #86: More Couples Fights

It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments.

Apr 14, 20251 hr 16 min

Berner Phone #85: Couples Fights

Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.

Apr 06, 20251 hr 12 min

Berner Phone #84: Service Industry Annoyances

Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.

Mar 30, 20251 hr 18 min

Berner Phone #83: Are You the A-hole?

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Mar 22, 20251 hr 20 min

Berner Phone #82: Notes App Revealed

Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.

Mar 15, 20251 hr 14 min

Berner Phone #79: This Should Be Illegal

The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.

Feb 23, 20251 hr 21 min

Berner Phone #77: What We Google

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.

Feb 10, 202551 min

Berner Phone #76: Karma You Deserve

Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.

Feb 03, 202555 min

Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money

Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Jan 25, 202557 min

Berner Phone #74: Trying New Things In Bed

Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.

Jan 19, 202559 min

Berner Phone #73: How Did I Not Know This?

We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.

Jan 11, 20251 hr 6 min

Berner Phone #72: Worst Coworkers

The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Jan 05, 20251 hr 1 min

Berner Phone #71: Life's Quandaries Part 2

Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships.

Dec 28, 202458 min

Berner Phone #70: Life’s Quandaries

It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert is sharing some knowledge.

Dec 22, 20241 hr 13 min

Berner Phone #69: Are you the only one?

Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning why you are the why you are.

Dec 16, 20241 hr 12 min

Berner Phone #68: Vacation Disasters

A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners.

Dec 08, 20241 hr 5 min

Berner Phone #67: Are You The Asshole?

Family and friendship dynamics are complicated, but someone is always the asshole. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the asshole?", we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

Dec 02, 202448 min
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