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Believe It! A Naruto Podcast

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Join Duncan, Dom, Kt, and Liam as they go from Genin to Hokage by watching every episode of Naruto! If you’d like to support us, you can check out our Patreon or subscribe on Spotify! https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/subscribe patreon.com/believeit twitter.com/believeitcast youtube.com/channel/UCh4QcdBGwDNtXvU4U-F8tkQ Believe It!

Episodes

The Stuff Podcast - Haikyuu!!

Remember when we pulled a prank and did a Haikyuu episode and you've all been begging for us to watch it for 3 years? The Stuff Podcast S1: Hit It Til It Breaks is live now, with new episodes coming every week. We WON'T BE POSTING HERE ANY MORE!!! Go follow the new show to keep up with Kt, Duncan, and Liam as we talk about volleyball (for now) and whatever comes next. Dom's been doing lots of anime content on Youtube, you can check that out here: https://www.youtube.com/@dmgurei Than...

May 14, 20241 hr 2 min

Ep 23: The final episode

Thank you for coming along with us everyone, we will never watch Naruto again.

Mar 28, 20242 hr 45 min

Ep 22: We are almost free

It's WEDDING SZN and the penultimate Believe It! episode. The gang gears up to get gifts for Naruto and Hinata, and Shikamaru's bonus story ends (literally who cares get lost shadow man).

Mar 21, 20241 hr 10 min

Ep 21: Stupid fat old piece of shit

This week we're diving into the Shikamaru story, and boy, they really don't know how to write ninja stuff on this show! Points for trying, I guess? Liam encourages guerilla warfare, we discuss why Naruto looks like a knockoff Eminem, Kakashi got fat :(

Mar 14, 20241 hr 5 min

Ep 20: The Gay War Criminal Convention

It's time for a Sasuke solo arc (boo, hiss) involving kekkei genkai, secret islands, and a girl who looks like a child but is definitely for sure older than you, actually. We also discuss modern art, and Liam has a late lunch.

Mar 07, 20241 hr 6 min

Ep 19: Oops All Babies

ONE LAST FLASHBACK CAN WE GET A SALUTE o7 It's baby backstory power hour which is not what we signed up for but we make the best of it. Remembering Jiraiya, appreciating young Orochimaru, thinking respectfully about Tsunade (as always). Witness our great big brains talk about riding dinosaurs and bug facts trauma dump. This covers episodes 480-83 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. Bonus: What do we do after Naruto? Will you pay us 1000 dollars to watch High School DxD?...

Feb 29, 20241 hr 5 min

Ep 18: The End of Naruto

It’s done. We have effectively completed the plot of Naruto. Somehow still not done the show though. The two boys wrestle, Kt’s prophecy comes true, we get ready for our victory lap in the last few weeks of the show.

Feb 22, 20241 hr 7 min

Ep 17: War Buddies

Actually a lot of conversation about Naruto this week, because Sasuke has gone maybe more insane than ever before. Also, Obito in heaven (EMOTIONAL NOT CLICKBAIT). Tobirama Second Hokage provides colour commentary to Sasuke’s bullshit. The Boruto Wives Are Not Girls’ Girls. This covers episodes 472-75 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed.

Feb 15, 20241 hr 1 min

Ep 16: Rumplestiltskin

We watch the greatest episode of Naruto and clutch desperately onto the happiness it brings. Obito gets done dirty by the dub one last time. Sociopaths shouldn’t be able to unlock the mangekyo, change my mind. KT almost cries, Duncan deflects 10 punches (no he doesn’t), and Liam becomes a zoo animal. This covers episodes 468-71 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed.

Feb 08, 20241 hr 3 min

Ep 15: Kishimoto, Capitalism, and God

Lots of real traditional values explored this week: the importance of the family unit, Catholicism, kind deeds. Kishimoto is determined to rob us of all our money and all our joy. We meet another Jesus Christ figure and he's the Christiest one yet. The Sage of the Six Paths clearly has a favourite son, and we reveal a new character in the Believe It! Podcast Universe (BIPU). Liam has to sit down and watch all four episodes and feels vindicated because he hated Naruto before it was cool. Than...

Feb 01, 20241 hr 4 min

Ep 14: Greek Catgirls

We are happy to learn Kaguya’s backstory (she has some good points) and talk about it this week when we are in fact 40 episodes from the end of the entire series Meanwhile in a brief glimpse of canon, Sasuke is in hell and Naruto debuts a new move: Reverse Harem Jutsu. Naturally, in response, we discuss the fuckability of aliens, mythical creatures, and ancient civilizations. If you want us to watch Boruto you’d better take a page from our book and try to manifest some wealth rq because this pod...

Jan 25, 20241 hr 13 min

Ep 13: Exclusive Interview with Masashi Kishimoto*

Some real Plot is happening in Shippuden now that there's 40 episodes left. Luckily, we have Kishimoto on the show this week to chat about why he made some of these special authorial decisions. We've finally been introduced to the real Big Bad Guy, so we have some thoughts about past villains in Naruto and the chain of command that they follow and who is actually awesome and who we wish the best for in Boruto. Aliens in the mall, aliens in Naruto, aliens in our actual real lives. This co...

Jan 18, 20241 hr 10 min

Ep 12 - The Pain of Living

Join us as we dive deep into the life and times of Danzo. How did he get to the top of all of Konoha's government and military structure? What do those sharingan eyes do when no-one's looking? Who is he without Sarutobi Third Hokage's love? Itachi is a cat, Sasuke is an unknowable blob. Take a shot every time you hear Duncan sigh like he wants his life to be over immediately and you'll feel 10% as bad as he did on this day. We are terrible guests at parties. Liam is short. This c...

Jan 11, 20241 hr 3 min

Ep 11 - The Seven Ravens of Prague - Believe It! Shippuden

Our audio setup is in shambles but our vibe remains intact. Jiraiya novel is OVER, Itachi light novel is NOW (after we quickly resolve some infinite tsukuyomi stuff for the rest of the cast) Orochimaru imparts some of his classic wisdom on a really young child. Itachi Uchiha is misbehaving. Sasuke’s mom is throwing it back and turning it out. This covers Naruto Shippuden episodes 449-452, dubbed.

Jan 04, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 11

Ep 10 - The Simone Biles of Mental Gymnastics

Naruto and Sasuke fight at the Final Valley, Deidara is feeling underappreciated in his time so he drops a bomb -- MOST IMPORTANTLY we invent a new game for house parties this holiday season enjoy!!!

Jan 03, 20241 hr 6 min

Ep 09 - Sasuke: Fated to be a Little Bitch - Believe It! Shippuden

Finally, like every good Uchiha boy, Sasuke becomes a cop. This gives us a lot to consider. Why's he *like that* in every universe? Maybe Kages should have term limits. Maybe Sakura was right to keep her abilities a secret this whole time. Maybe Orochimaru would have written this all differently. Liam: game designer, sommelier, hangover king. Kt is in the business of teen shoutouts. Duncan sure did go to arts school.

Dec 21, 20231 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Ep 08 - Liam's A Thief - Believe It! Shippuden

In Naruto this week, we wrap up? the first? half? of the Jiraiya YA fanfiction arc. The Sasori 100 puppets fight happens again in this universe. The Masked Man is revealed to be Neji's father, and a village gets blown up. You're definitely following the plot and all of these words make sense to you, right? Anyway, we do more Dan slander while Tsunade gets drunk, unpack some more dreamworld perceptions, and discuss a completely hypothetical jacket theft. This covers Naruto Shippuden episo...

Dec 14, 20231 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Ep 07 - Bust Real Secret - Believe It! Shippuden

We enter a fresh new filler hell because this arc is 18 EPISODES LONG, SURPRISE!!! Tsunade wrote Jiraiya's book for this excellent dream within a dream where the kids are all 12 again and Minato is alive and the Hyuga eyes are more valuable. If the show is allowed to imagine whatever they want for this long then we can do chalkra talkra and pretend the Sannin and Dan are at a house party and make excellent jokes about Joe Biden fighting the resurrected former presidents. You can support us o...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Ep 06 - Dream :) - Believe It! Shippuden

I'm gonna be honest, there's a lot of Dream talk in this one. Yeah that's capital D Dream the Minecraft YouTuber, as in the guy who got absolutely cooked by Gumball in an Uber and released a video of it the day before we got together for this recording session. If you're a Patron this might still be relevant and timely. I hope it's still relevant and timely when this episode goes public tbh, I really believe that's what Nicolas Cantu meant when he said he was an Albert Ei...

Nov 30, 20231 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Ep 05 - Infinite Filler - Believe It! Shippuden

This week, we enter probably the best filler arc of all time, where we start our journey of watching dream worlds literally until the calendar year 2024, if my calculations are correct. Yams returns and his dream world is so pathetic. We wonder if Kakashi is actually certifiably hot in canon. Our beautiful beacon of hope, Tenten, has it all figured out. (Filler Queeeeeeeeeeen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, etc etc.) This covers episodes 426-428 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. Pat...

Nov 23, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Ep 04 - Battlefield Gaydar - Believe It! Shippuden

This week on Naruto, Madara Wins. Sasuke’s eyes evolve. Naruto is on fire with the power of God. Gaara asks Naruto out on a date!!!!!!!! and Sakura is there too :) We spend equal amounts of time hypothesizing everybody’s infinite tsukuyomis, Shino’s bug circus, and turning your beloved pets into ink. We feel centred and balanced and mentally well. Support on Patreon for early access to episodes, bonus episodes every week, and other heaps of nonsense in the discord: ⁠ patreon.com/believeit This e...

Nov 16, 20231 hr 13 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Ep 03 - Might Guy Might Die - Believe It! Shippuden

The big taijutsu fight between Guy Sensei and Madara begins and we are sooooo worried (we are not) about Guy dying (he won’t), so we give Madara a new nickname and personality (DJ of Death). Does the Sage of the Six Paths watch all of his reincarnated enemies-to-lovers sons do the… fanfiction stuff? What do Sakura and Obito talk about in the hell dimension? Why’d they draw Kabuto like that? This episode covers episodes 418-421 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. Support on Patreon if you'd like ear...

Nov 09, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Ep 02 - The Definition of Madara - Believe It! Shippuden

Sending our thoughts and Catholic prayers to Naruto and Sasuke, who are dead. Sakura is doing her best CPR from the inside. Guy Sensei is about to get in the fight and theY GAVE TENTEN A GUN. Kt is excited to talk about hotties like Jiraiya and Sakumo again. Duncan submits a thought experiment to introduce a new villain; Liam runs with it and, if Duncan’s face during recording meant anything, accurately predicts rest of Naruto. This episode covers episodes 414-417 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed....

Nov 02, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Ep 01 - New Mud, Piss Quicksand - Believe It! Shippuden

Hey guys, we’re back. The show is going to look a little different and we’re still figuring things out, but lots is the same: we are thinking about scientific inaccuracies in Naruto and talking about bug smells, piss, and warm beer. Duncan is holding us hostage to watch the rest of the second Chunin exam arc — you know the one. It’s Liam’s time to shine with some YouTube lore. Kt got kicked in the head by a horse every single year and it shows. Some housekeeping, if you don't quite make it t...

Oct 26, 20231 hr 26 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Ep 142 - Banana Bread

We're into second round of the Chunin Exams 2, the Desert of Death! Rock Lee fights his brother in taijutsu. Dom has a new favourite in Fu. The hosts have many thoughts about Donkey Kong. If you'd like more Believe It! content, including our review of Barbie out TODAY, check out our Patreon! patreon.com/believeit

Aug 03, 20231 hr 19 min

Ep 141 - Kt's Thinking Of A Thing

After the deaths of Naruto and Sasuke, we revisit Konoha of yesteryear for a filler Chunin Exam! patreon.com/believeit

Jul 28, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 141

Ep 140 - RIP Naruto and Sasuke From Naruto

As the war arc comes to a close, Naruto and Sasuke have been defeated. Surely this is the end of Naruto, right? If you guys want to support and get some cool bonus eps, a spot in our discord, and the assurance that you have bought each of the hosts a Tim Hortons coffee, check out our Patreon! http://patreon.com/believeit

Jul 20, 20231 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 106

Ep 139 - HasanAbi Hyuga

Obito is finally defeated (we think), and apparently immediately after that is a good time for Hyuga family filler. Liam shares his darkest moments, and never send Duncan a heartfelt DM. Come get the finale of Idol Chat on our Patreon! patreon.com/believeit

Jul 13, 20231 hr 29 minSeason 1Ep. 139

Ep 138 - Chakra Armor Mecha Chakra Fox

Naruto and Sasuke fight Obito, and we talk about it in exhaustive detail. But for Idol Chat (Ep 3 & 4) check out our Patreon: patreon.com/believeit

Jul 06, 20231 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 138

Ep 137 - Obito And Tedros

You know what's worse than a Mecha Naruto filler arc? Regular Naruto. We return to the war arc, where we discuss the show losing the entire plot... unlike HBO's The Idol, airing every Sunday at 9PM EST. If you're just a freak yeah, check out our Patreon! patreon.com/believeit

Jun 29, 20231 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 127