S01E173: Among Gods To Be Disposed Of

We do not know that precise state of beliefs and customs connected with the former gods in China today, a first attempt to strip the supernatural sanctions from traditional institutions, was made long before the communist came to power. In the 20s, a campaign to demolish many temples and images was launched. Among gods to be discarded listed in a Chiaqing provincial government gazette of 1928, were city gods, earth gods, and the kitchen god. You heard me right, the kitchen god.

I believe it. Why isn't there a god in everything? There is if you have a good enough imagination. Many images and temple carvings have appeared in Hong Kong antique shops over the years, but for the last decade has seen an increase, a major decrease in their numbers. However, it should be noted that Chinese newspapers carry accounts of suppression of sectarian religious leaders right into the late 50s.

They tell of an anti-flood campaign in which these leaders preached that flooding was due to lack of virtue among the local establishment of officials. That's right, you blood sucking rulers cause floods. There is also the occasional news report filtering through which indicate the persistence of funerals and other customs.

The stronghold of Chinese religion today is undoubtedly overseas Chinese society. Confucianism is still strong in Taiwan, and in Singapore and in Hong Kong, they have multitude of temples and cults. But their practices and ideas occur against a background of social and political institutions, which is very different from traditional China, and have also been subject to change.

The religion of overseas Chinese is traditional certainly, but it does not have quite the same relevance to society as it once did in the homeland. And that is China. China. Wow, the best, maybe the best ever. I think the MK's were on to something when they started grabbing these books up, brilliant. I think so too, beautiful books. The subject that I was focusing on that was brought up by the Udekuki is the sword of Goujin. Are you familiar with the sword of Goujin? I am not.

Well, I'm going to get more into it next week, but it's a 2400-year-old weapon that archaeologists found in China in the mid-60s that belonged to one of the greatest kings in Chinese history. The sword was in perfect condition and was just as sharp as the day that it was wielded by that king. How is that possible when your own kitchen knife dulls out after chopping up some bananas? Well, you may find out next week. Hmm, a tea is the I love it. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And there you go. Great stuff.

I'm very stoked about the sword. I do love giant blades. I do love a good historical sword. And I even today watched they have a forged in fire where they recreate the sword. And it's pretty neat. It's pretty fucking neat. The system of making it was very advanced. It had extremely difficult sword to make. It had a system of molds. The whole thing from tip to toe is made of hard steel with varying levels of softened hard steel in the blade corresponding to flexibility and sharpness.

And when they first found the sword, the guy tested the edge and cut his finger open. Oh, wow. Oops. Oops. Sharp Goddamn Sword. And I should also note that it isn't a steel sword at all. It's not steel. It's bronze. Oh, okay. To clarify. And bronze doesn't rust. But it's also would it constitute as a softer metal? It would. It would constitute as a softer metal than steel for sure. But it's craftsmanship is undeniable.

And we will explore that once I get rid of this stupid old computer that needs to be thrown in the sea. Oh, cool. I like it. I'm looking forward to it. I think it'll be a good time. I can tell you it may be a little bit about my favorite sword of all time. Oh, please do. That's called oonslick. Oonslick. Oonslick. What's the oonslick? This is the blade that Otaris Yorongus Otaris rest his soul wielded. Oonslick. A mighty weapon indeed.

Yes. I wish I could remember what the inscription on the sword is. I think it was on one side. It said an ancient scum doggie in runes. Over 100 billion served. And on the other side, the flip side, it said, thank you. Come again. In English? Scum doggia. And scum doggia. Yeah. Scum doggia. I was not familiar with the the quark language. It's a lot of kind of just just like penises and boobs and stuff. And it would sound like a drunken crack field ramblings, I guess.

These weapons are wielded by people who use them. I mean, how many how many regans did he decapitate with that mighty blade? Hundreds at least. Hundreds at least. Yeah. It's simple ergonomics.

Well, I suppose shall we do a scream out? Are you ready? What? I'm ready. I'm ready for a scream out. Hey. We got a couple. We got a couple, but we're only going to do a couple. Let's see, like this caller. When it's Saturday night and you're listening to Tuesday's episode of Behind the Scenes, you don't even know when you're going to be able to listen to the next coming Tuesday's episode. Because you're so behind it, podcast. You're just like, ah! Be some point. Be some point. I don't know.

Good scream. I love you guys. Say that, Dr. Great call. Comrade Christopher Battles. Thank you, Comrade. Christopher Battles. I love calling as always. We've always appreciated every single time. Definitely can empathize with feeling like you don't have enough time to catch up with the shows and the people that you want to spend your time with. And it's just sometimes that's the way it shakes out. It's true. It's true. Especially when you miss it live. I'd love to get service in live or bust.

It's like, when you get used to the live experience, then listening to the podcast later can sometimes be like, well, so does a little warm. Not often, but sometimes. Sometimes. No, sometimes. Yeah. Most of not all are worth listening to later. This is true. Because they're all, I would say, the podcast that we are a neighbor's of, we spend our times working with, doing other shows with, they're all very highly produced quality entertainment shows available. Um, just as available as we are.

Oh, I'm available. There's a lot of them. Oh, yeah. We're all available. Tell us what the Macang Bank tastes like. You went take an omission. Surely we got some. You could talk to the intermission today. Yes, I got some fun stuff because coming to you for the first time ever, we got all of the skate nigs, band camp, discography, uploaded and available on Ellen Beats. Hell yeah. So we got one of them tracks from this is entertainment, which was the chemical imbalance remix album.

This is the funky junkie. And then we got, um, it's, this was a, we're right after that. I just want to throw this out. This, this, the first clip that we're going to listen to for tonight's intermission. I thought it was some high quality advice. So definitely getting excited from that. We got a little bit of battle ax with the track, Dagger Hammer. Where the fuck is my Dagger Hammer? O C Rippers. This is a new band that I got up over Saturday. Um, great, great album, late night TV lover.

And then we're going to be wrapping with another skate nigs track from the newest album that they did unintended consequences. So get excited for that. Are you ready? Yeah. If you name you like the, the skate nigs music, well, you might want to check out the interview that we had with Phil D'Oone of skate nigs a couple weeks ago. Uh, episode, one 70, pick your knife up at the door.

Warm them up, baby. Mmm, so warm. So warm. This track is so stupid. I like it. Thank you. We'll get back to our moving late deals in the afternoon. I like to say my buddies. Sticking the knap in my back. Like to say my buddy, who puts them the knap in my back. The trouble doesn't find me. I find it. We don't want to make some. Don't take shit. Like I say my buddy, who's sticking the knap in my back. Like to say my buddy, who puts them the knap in my back. The trouble doesn't find me. I find it.

We don't want to make some. Don't take shit. I don't take shit. Pritchence is a virtue. That's what we adopt, assault. I'm always sorry when I am gone. My mouth is foamy for the vicious attack. The unsatisfaction of a rabbit back. Cockroach is the deterrent you survive. Take away me, one drink of a lot. Take away my shame, take a look at my world. Throw a hole in the wall. This don't be a weapon, but I see all. I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

Shuffle for me, it's a foyer disease. It's a tie in the eye of the people. We go, we go, we go. We go, we go, we go. Stay next, stay next. As immaturity may be a result of certain chemical imbalances. So may the friggin' skate nicks flick the trigger on a sucker. We went stod to pudness. They sing stuck in a rotten pit potland. They share rigs with grape diggers. We worry about death when it's done, come on gone. You buy the records and now piss on your mom's best collectibles.

They beat the rants and needles that you pay the check. They ring the beat with bad backstage girls. We've done it in a new way, black up the butt. Snuck, stuck, mucked up, sucked. I ate a bad boom-bomb before I'd fight on their tune. Now, pin out the whole projection sheet. They casually smash me with a bird'sy ass. My take. Infected, rechecked, duff-fliped, and malignant. A ball-instricted. If immaturity is a tie in the eye of a soul, The broken chemical bounces, the knees guide.

All the way in an apple of the bow. Crawl through maggot crab and ee-ha. Boys, they take toys. If what holds the beat shows, They lay to run over the soul, this is a real world. And now, the knees got not thronged. But all the sudden, the sign won't each end. Or signature. So I look swayed, the mega-s and smile. I'll be flitsy, beversy, with you. A real bossy portion, Greg Doddy, with his works. We'll take it, let's live our balls! Are we done yet? It's not like I did it all this time.

Oh, hello. We're just talking about you, kids. I'm Denise Heberley. And I'm Bill Goodman. Together, we've been fighting fascism for over 50 years. And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful fire bomb. And the glass that bank windows are made of. But there's one thing that hasn't changed over 50 years. Something that is so important to tell you, kids, who are new to this movement. Shut the fuck up.

You're sitting in the police transport van after a protest? Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell with your comrades? Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door. Shut the fuck up. Texting on an unsecured device. Shut the fuck up. Pull over by the cops after a protest. Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day. Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom. Tell your mother to shut the fuck up. Now, repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do? Shut the fuck up. I'm not a cop.

I'm a cop. Woo! I'm a cop. In my mind. Throwing everything I've got. Shines and strength. Imagine guys, healing every fucking sky. You're sick of us, healing hearts. Making love really into that hour. You're sick hills, healing hearts. Making love really into that hour. Let's go. You're sick hills, healing hearts. Making love really into that hour. Smash the cobbled. Making hearts. Making love really into that hour. Through a street Imagine guys walk alone until I die.

Through a street Imagine guys walk alone until I die. Take a step on your head. Take a step on your head.

Oh, that's perfect. So do what you're doing to me. I never was. It's from the beyond my TV. Oh, that's all you. Take the eyes of my kids, don't know. I don't tell a boss, boy. Jesus, I see you. I'm sending my baby a letter. He's coming back from me. And she ain't open to life. I'm proving that's my TV. That's not to be sober. Take that TV. No! Take that TV. No! Take that TV. No! Oh, that's perfect. So do what you're doing to me. I don't tell a boss. Jesus, I'm on TV. Oh, that's perfect.

So do what you're doing to me. I don't tell a boss, boy. Jesus, I see you. I'm sending my baby a letter. He's coming back from me. And she ain't open to life. I'm proving that's my TV. That's not to be sober. That's not to be, no! That's not to be sober. That's not to be, no! Game of the year! That's to be, no! Game of the year! Game of the year! What are your thoughts when facing an opponent?

There is no opponent. And why is that? Because the word Ahé does not exist. So, continue. I'm not a fan. And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit. It hits all by itself. Look at that. A pirate party, a drunken crusade. I tell everybody that I got it in me. A dick of course, that's about to be played. Death comes closer and I'm starting to fade. I never get stopped once I begin. Over the top and off the gate. This is what we can have nice things. We can have nice things. No!

To me it builds and not enough builds. I'm losing weight because I can't sit still. I've gone too far now I'll never go back. I tie myself to the railroad track. I never get stopped once I begin. Over the top and off the gate. This is what we can have nice things. We can have nice things. Sitting in a seat in the back of the bus. Voices in my head always talking too much. I never get stopped once I begin. Over the top and off the gate. This is what we can have nice things.

We can have nice things. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! This is what! This is what! This is what! Got a late start because I'll never own time. A roורly old clown in the world full of moms. istoire that's about to be played. Death comes closer and I'm starting to fade. I never get stopped once I begin. And I'm thinking, yeah! This is what! This is what! This is what! We can have nice things! We can have nice things! We can have nice things!

We now return to behind us the years. Starry! And love it! And that's exactly why you're never going to get nice things, okay?

Okay! Okay, that guy. I'm so excited about that Skatenigs music man. That is a monumental happening. Oh, it's happening alright. It's happening! Ron Paul was right. No doubt. Welcome back to second half a show for Behind the Scenes episode 173. That's right, it's episode 173 and it is exactly 9 o'clock PM here on the Bereft Coast. Which means it's 11... Oh, just kidding, it's 901 now. Damn it! Damn it! Fuck! Shit! 901 over here on the Bereft Coast.

Which means it's 1101 over there on the central coast. Oh, and did I mention it's 1001 Mount Me Time? You did not but now you did. No, I did! Now you did. And it's 601 Hawaii Time. Nice! Well, this is the time we like to take a moment and thank all of the free-soup Hazards that help us produce this show from a week to week basis. Yeah! We love our producers. They are the reason that we are able to do this at all because we're a value for value production. We don't have any commercials.

We don't have any corporate sponsorship. We just have people who are kind enough generous enough to give us their time, talent, treasure for the value that they may receive out of this program. People like you. And listeners like you. And listeners like you. Listeners. This behind this game is brought to you by listeners like you. With a grant from the Millen Belinda Foundation. Brought to you by McGraw Hill. Brought to you by Pfizer.

Yeah. We did have one PayPal donation come through from this week from Basin J for $10. Oh, thank you Basin J. Yeah, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Basin J. Basin J. Basin J. Basin J. Mm-hmm. Generally 10. Generally 10. Generally 10. It's okay. It's a regional dialect. Nothing to be ashamed of. This is true. Nothing to be afraid of either. Thank you Basin J. And that was the only PayPal donation that we had come through. But definitely already has shattered up the skate nicks.

But you should certainly go back around and check out the OC Rippers, which we got up on Saturday. They had an album called The Happy Hour Air Travel Club. And oh my god. That is a phenomenal album. I have a good one. My god. Oh my god. Good to check it out. Mm-hmm. I think that's how the Mothman comes. True story. I also put up an album of some of my music. Your music. Yes. What do you mean your music? Have you been making music again, Booberry? This is music from a couple of years ago.

I ported it from no agenda to essentially. Mm-hmm. You've been around long enough. You've probably heard it at some point. I probably have. If you've not, I wouldn't get your hopes up too high. Atta boy. Yeah. So what can you do? I will look at it later, because I must. It's called these people. These people. I was looking at the art in the show notes. Zoce is corner.substack.com. And I like your cover art. Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh fucker.

I figured with that 3D rendering, it must be none other than the Mothman himself who conjured it. Yeah, that's an old BTS art pre-live. Old art piece I'd done way back in the day. Probably the only place I'd ever got used was maybe the 100th episode. And maybe a no-age into social posting way long ago. Fun fact. That's a fun fucking fact. That's a fun fucking fact. Other than that, I think that was our only... What is this? A wine man.

I think that was the only producers that we had for this week other than the booster grams.

Well, we do have some booster grams to ring off, of course. And I guess it would be the most advantageous to work backwards from the last one we got from the good Reverend Dr. Fyfe for himself who you can check out every... I think Thursday is now too, but most certainly Sundays before the Rock and Roll pre-show. It's starting about 9 o'clock central. It's right, him and Rusty Dusty apples. They do the folk hour. Two hour folk hour. You can check it out there before the Rock and Roll pre-show.

Yeah, every Sunday. And you can even request tunes if you're in the troll room or if you're on the Massive On slash Bettyverse. But you better keep them folky. Yeah, and live. It's gotta be live. It's gotta be live that so we can argue with the algorithm. Then we had 11-11 coming in from Weirdo. Oh, excuse me. Fyfe had a message. He said, Call me goblody G-word certified, not freedom. Ah, thank you for the self-sensor in Comrade. Yes, thank you. Can we get him a social credit? Oh, sure.

Let me, uh, let me pull my social credit board back up. All right, all right. You get a whole liter of milk this week. Congratulations. Mmm, enjoy it. Save it. Yeah, no half liters with you, buddy. Uh, we had 11-11 coming in from Weirdo, a row of sticks, saying a satchel of Richards for the Super Hots, the Kimi boys with the Purple Heart and the Piece emoji. Mmm, well thank you, sexy Weirdo. Ah, that's sexy, sexy Weirdo. Oh, sexy Weirdo. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit. Known for that jackbox, fames.

The undefeated, the un- the inestimable. Didn't he beat up some normy fuck? He sure fucking dead. Nice. That normy bitch is drinking out of her goddamn red party cup through a straw right now because of him. At a boy Weirdo. Oh my god. He's gonna be pissing blood by the time I'm through with him. Jokes on you. I'm already pissing blood. Have you ever beat somebody hard enough to, you started pissing blood? Wait, don't you mean they started pissing blood?

No, I'm talking about when you beat somebody and they start, you start pissing blood. I mean, I didn't beat him that bad. They're just un- blood thinners. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Well, that's the breach of medical. Was that not supposed to? I don't... Uh... Well, I have brought on the gimp as my lawyer and he is saying... ...that solid legal advice camp. Thank you. I will take that into consideration. Now get back in the fucking trunk. Jesus Christ. Note to self. Fine trunk. Fine trunk ISO.

We had 648 coming in through Fountain from Piranesi. Thank you. I think that's one of the Jim Jones booths. Thank you, Piranesi. Uh, and then 11,111 sets from BullysD through Fountain saying best show notes ever. Ooh, boule, boule, boule. Thank you, BullysD. We definitely like putting in the work for people to enjoy. And it's cool even going back and there's a... You can definitely see the cutoff point from when we didn't have any structure going into... Actually, structuring them. That was a...

It was a needed change. Yeah. I've been trying to go back and find something like, oh fuck, we just dumped everything in here. Yeah. It takes time. It takes time for these things to grow. You know, this is episode 173. We've been doing these show notes for a while now and they always get a little sharper. So we... I know that we take great pride in both boubary and myself in the show notes. And it provides that extra cushy, beautiful, little creamy sounder to this whole cookie right here.

You got a ZoSos Corner.Substack.com. This being episode 173. Absolutely. True. Then we had 1650 coming in from Pyranesi through Fountain. He was boosted in last week's episode. Oh my God, there's a curse. Oh my God. Oh my God. Thank God. We had 69.69 from KR through Podverse, boosted in the live episode with no notes. No, thank you, KR. And then Clip Pestodian is always a good boy. For 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 through CarioCaster, boosted in the live episode. Hmm, well thank you, Clip Pestodian.

The Neil Jones, the fantastic Clip Pestodian. Hmm. Of No Agenda Fame. This is very true. I am a good boy. Oh, you doubled him. Then we had 77, 77 from Mary Kate Ultra through Fountain saying, oh yeah, lavish. Oh yeah, BooBerry. This Sunday, 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time Online, trivia slash party games at Cosme.app slash hyper space out. Hmm, hmm. Join in the Jackbox Fun every Sunday, almost every Sunday, with those crazy kids make heroism in Mary Kate Ultra. It's a good time.

It's a very good time. Well, thank you, Mary Kate Ultra. Always appreciate it. I want to mimic that. Then we had 28, 74 from BullysD through Fountain, boosting, I'm seeing episode 172 live item. That's interesting. She said, give that Boo a little bit of love. Oh, give that Boo a little bit of love. Give that Boo a little bit of love. Yeah, well thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, BooBerryStay. I appreciate that.

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I saw they put two new designs up there as well. New designs all the time. These are artistic creative folks. They're crazy. They'll get you. Oh my god, they're unhinged. Chaotic good only. 33, 33 from Clip Kastodian through Curio Caster with No No. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 77, 77 from Mary Cade Ultra from four hours ago. So we have cleared the live boost for tonight. Mmm. Juicy though. Mary Cade Ultra said, I feel that the tarot card draw will be in tonight.

Sending blessings to the BTS boys now and always heart magic heart emoji. From the Queen of Ones herself, Mary Cade Ultra, well thank you. Yes, thank you very much, Mary Cade Ultra. I thought I didn't have time to do it earlier. Oh my god, is that he-um? It could be him. Oh my god. The one, the only, the super duper goat killer thriller and minilla. Peter. Get a Peter. Oh, he killed that goat too. Now, now, now, now. Kill some goats. Kill's goats. I know those goats are fucking dead.

I've had a horrifying thought. What if-what if-oh shit. Oh shit. I know. Psych, Psych bitch. More goats, one down. Kill them all. Look at me, baby. Kill them all. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What happened and what else am I going to do with it. I didn't know that I could go to the port where I had to go. Okay, I helped you keep growing up. I won't give it away. Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Blood, blood, blood on the windows and the walls. No, no, no, no. I had a horrifying thought. What if... Oh, shit! Oh, you psyched your own again! Fucking... Psych your own again! It's playing like a fiddle, what? You're going to die, I thought. Ooh! The glass of comedy, I'm having a nightmare called it V-E-R-S-D-A. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Who about what? I'm sure he's done. I want to sound like that. I want to mimic that. Oh, yeah. That's right. God, I wish I could smoke in here.

I'm going to need to cigarette after that one. Yeah, no doubt, man. I had a horrifying thought. What happens to the goats that do survive? Are these the strongest goats? Are we going to end up with like, freakish, freakishly strong goats by the end of this? Like goat super soldiers? Well, as my father once said, and I heed his advice every day, my father once said, don't think about it. Don't think about it too hard. I'm afraid of that. Fair enough. Beautiful, beautiful zombie goats.

Otherwise, thank you, pizza. We love you. According to Servo, that was a cool 19 goats that were slaughtered just then. That would sound correct. At least it feels correct, just based by the amount of intrals that I'm standing in. Yes. Yeah. Feels right. So thank you, pizza. Those goats were lining up asking for it. It'll come. It will come. I came. You came. You ought. You came. Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh, the yeas didn't come through though.

We had a couple of yeas come through with anonymous or didn't come through. So anonymous gave us two, three, or eight, saying yay. Yay, yay. That's right. A couple of all extremes, yeas. I sure would happen there. Interesting. Maybe they got lost in the goat cacophony. Yes. Maybe they got made. Yay, yay. Oh wow. Beautiful. Gorgeous. I couldn't use that smoke. Oh, you know what I watched?

I don't know why I thought of this, but the Guillermo del Toro just did a series of short films for Netflix, for Halloween. It is. Very, very nice. Forget what it's called. The Cabinet of Curiosity. You should check it out. It's pretty sweet. All right. The Cabinet of Curiosity. I'll ask you some right there. Damn. Because I've got a place I can take notes now. Yeah. The very first episode is, oh gosh, what's his name? The guy who played Pendansky and holes. Cabinet of what?

The Cabinet of Curiosity's. Tim Roth, is that his name? The guy from... No, his word dogs. Yeah, I was thinking of a different guy. He's the guy who's in... Tim Blake Nelson. Thank you, private brothers. Tim Blake Nelson, who's in... Oh, brother, we're out there. And he's in... Buster Scruggs. He's in a bunch of stuff. But in that first episode, he plays a guy just like a normal down in his luck trucker who accidentally unleashes an eldritching horror. Oh, shit. I hate when that happens.

It happens, though. You know, you get the wrong storage unit. You brush over the wrong salt circle and, man, bam, thank you, man. I got a jerk off to Eldridge Monsters. Yeah. All right, they'll jerk off with you. I saw the face of an eldridge being in my dreams. It was a wet dream. Better than a dry dream. That's... My least favorite kind of dreams are the dry ones. I wake up and I'm like, what? No payoff? Wow. What's the point of having subconscious ether pools of dreams?

Other consciousness, plans of existence elsewhere? I can't... Excuse me. I'll just... Back myself over here. Let me... Oh, thank you. Sign these cards. Stop it. Yeah, this is shit about. Yeah, I'd recommend it. Let's see. I was pretty seasoned. I didn't talk... I meant to bring this up last week, but I was curious how do you feel about saving the reading of the booths for the songs that we're hosting? Just saving those for B4TS. Yeah, I was... I had been meaning to talk to you about that.

I had a good idea. Sweet. Well, cool then. Next up was 666 from Sir Cross' Dig, a little devilly boost. I think he actually got the Gammatria book of the Dead boost, which you can see the Gammatria boost for so very much alive in the green room. Oh, yeah. You would be doing us a favor. Yep, you'd crack into the sweet little Gammatria boost as many of them. It's almost like the capsule machines where you put in a little bit of satoshis and you get a fun little surprise thing.

Yeah. Little surprise message. A randomised one. It costs about the same too. At the end of the day, it's like 50 cents or less. Oh, yeah. Probably less. So we go... Wait. There's quite a few songboosts in here, which I love seeing. But from a week ago, we had 11-11 from Boley Steed, saying stellar content. I think that catches us up. Well, thank you, Boley Steed. And thanks to everybody who boosted in. And to the repeat boosters as well. Thank you very much.

I think we had a couple of Boley Steeds in there, among others. So thank you. Pete's our friend. Sure. Yeah. You're taking part in podcasting 2.0. This is the next chapter. Oh. This is the future. You are the future. We just had a boost from a man that is... I would argue is really spearheading the push of what a podcast can entail and be. And this boost comes from the one and only Cercer Seatsitter for 82 sets. Through Kerry, our cast are saying, here's the last of my sets.

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And, uh, I've got a continuation of last week. Oh. A Continuer or two-pada? Yes. The Buggers Witches and Haints Part Two from the Fox Fire Book Series. Mmm. This time, I actually come armed with a few clips. Oh, really? And this is a, these clips are going to kind of just detail the origin of the magazine, which I really, on a, on a deep level, I think this is a really phenomenal story, just the origin of how this magazine got started. It's something I very much appreciate.

It makes me value the series of information, all that much more. And this would have been, uh, right around 1974's when this video came out. And funny enough, funny enough, some fan favorites of the show making appearance before there's even any dialogue. If you take a look in the show notes, you'll see I've got a screenshot of the video and it says, what? McGraw Hill Films. McGraw Hill Films. Uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh. Indeed. Now, who do we know from the McGraw Hill Films family?

Uh-uh-uh. From the McGraw Hill Publishing family, I should say. That would be none other than Glyn Maxwell's father. Maxwell, Robert Maxwell. Maxwell Robert is a great villain name. Yes, Robert Maxwell is, uh, was a major hot shot and executive. And, uh, I think it was actually an owner. Let me try to, uh, Robert Maxwell McGraw Hill. I love it. The first thing that comes up is a USA Today fact check false. Oh, actually, he doesn't own McGraw Hill. He's dead. So he can't own it because he's dead.

Well, thank goodness for the fact checkers. Where would we be without them? Yeah, thank God. Genius. Mm-hmm. Well, he did own it. He was involved. He helped make it what it is. That's right. Uh, so this first clip is going to get into a little bit of the backstory of the magazine. Uh, it'll detail the fine efforts of a teacher and some originally disinterested students. Here we go. The old ways fast disappearing because the young are leaving. They're losing touch with the ways of their elders.

Young people are leaving school, too. If you don't go back to school, will you keep working at gas stations? Yeah, I guess so. Like so many teenagers everywhere, they're turned off by school. They're bored with a system that teaches them about a life and a time they don't relate to. And don't know how to care about. Any job, no matter how menial, seems better than going to school. Okay, well, let's take a look then. If we decided to do an issue.

Elliot Wiginton, Wig, a young teacher in Ravengab, facing disinterest and hostility from his students, decided upon a bold experiment. One of the best things that happened in my whole high school career was an English teacher taking enough, enough interest in a composition. I didn't give it to a literary magazine and get printed with my name on it. I was flunking out of the hill school, lost my scholarship and everything, everything was going on.

And then one single act turned the whole thing right around. I try not to directly involve the students in the process of learning by putting them to work producing a magazine in class. From the first moment I suggested the idea that kids were enthusiastic. It gave them a chance to act rather than being acted upon. Now, years later, the magazine index reads like the whole earth catalog of the Appalachian past. The magazine is called Foxfire.

A name the students plucked from the pages of Huckleberry Finn. Because Tom said we got to have some light to big buy and a ladder makes too much. What we must have was a lot of them rotten chunks that's called Foxfire and just makes it soft kind of glow when you lay them in a dark place.

I can't believe this teacher had the audacity to go out there and get the students involved with their local history and get them excited about cataloging and detailing all these interviews into a magazine and self-publishing the thing from the ground up. This guy should be fired. Well, teachers teaching kids about the world around them and things that directly influence their life and are part of their development into adults. That's not allowed.

You're only supposed to teach them about Mesopotamia. Something like that. And don't you forget it. The mitochondria is the powerhouse itself. Where's the endoplasmic reticulum? No, I think it is the mitochondria. I believe it's the mitochondria. Yes. This is what I was learning instead of becoming familiar with my neighborhood. This is just a super short 12 second kind of follow-up. Foxfire is entirely researched, written and produced by Wig students.

Much to their surprise, the young people found a wealth of material to write about close to home, among their friends and neighbors. I really love that, man. That's so fucking cool. It's like you can... If you get just the right excitement going for a group of people to encourage them to put value and effort into a shared project, that's some really wholesome stuff right there. Yeah. Especially with a fixed their life, it gives them a little pride in their local community. Oh yeah.

It's very important. Totally. The video goes into them interviewing a guy that is currently digging a well. I believe that was one of the first things that they had reached out to one of the locals about was as well, Dingen. This next clip kind of actually gets into the sort of tail end of that conversation of the interview. How many people in here have articles that could conceivably be ready for publication on Sam 3 weeks? What about that well thing? What else is involved in that article?

What else has it been done? I've talked to a man about that. About a thousand? You think we could find it down there? I think another one in the next couple of weeks? You're on the other side. Okay. How did you determine where to find the way? We got Mr. A.A.R.R.R. up here through the probed forest with a piece of cup of wine. The colors are divine and not. He walked around here and found where the streams cross. They cross right over the way.

There's one going straight up down the hill and one comes up the hill and around this way and end the way. Did you have any doubts? Did you kind of doubt that the way it might be there? No. I didn't have any doubts about what it was there. It was there. I know he's found most of what's in the county anyway. The audio quality is not the greatest for which I apologize. At the beginning of that clip, it's WIG the teacher and his students.

Currently discussing if they have any articles ready to print. The follow-up to the whale conversation involved dousing. Live is you're familiar with dousing? Dousing. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with dousing. Oh, shit. Okay. So dousing for water, what this is, is people will take long, skinny, folded copper rods and they will hold them sometimes one in each hand and they'll kind of bring them to a point or in this video, they showed the gentleman who found the well that they're talking about.

He's got one of the rods in his mouth and the other end of the rod in his hand. And what happens is as people walk around on land, these copper rods are guiding individuals towards where there's sources of water. Interesting. Interesting. Okay. I think I've seen this done before or I've at least seen it in shoes. Let's actually take a listen to the clip about it. That's amazing. He's walking around with it. You have any feet on inside when you do that? Do you have a thing on your head?

Just do it. You just take a few of your palm under the stick. I've just got to breathe in and do it. And a lot of people don't believe it. I don't believe a man can work in this thing. Is it like a bait and gotter or anything? Like that thing. Is it like one of the students here in my abrogate? Can I try it? Here. You don't want it, Rose? No. It's just waiting. He's not in the problem. I need a little bit more space to fill it. I was even having a hard time hearing the last part of that.

But yeah, she's ends up walking around with the dozen grots or the divining rods in her hands. Surely the man myth and magic has got a section on him. I would imagine so. I'll look at it a little later to see if they do it. Water, witching is another term I'm seeing here. Yeah, that would sound right. Something like that. Witch and Rod. They kind of make it as if it's a hokey thing. But from what I can tell it works. That's old. I know another person that knows a bit about it is Carolyn Blaney.

I've heard her talk about it before. Is Carolyn Blaney a dowser? Hi. I don't want to assume but I feel like if there's anybody that I know that has went dowsing, it might be Carolyn Blaney. That's a baseless assumption. Baseless claims, sir. This magazine you're talking about is the one that you brought last week, right? The Hanes, Spookers, Witches and Hanes. The date on it here on the site is 2011. But is it older than that? Oh, most certainly. That's what I thought.

Probably a recent publication. So what time period are we looking at here? Is this the 60s, the 70s? The book that I have was, let's see, versions of this book first appeared in Fox Fire magazine copyright 1970, 71, 72 by the Southern Highlands Literary Fund Incorporated. Got it. Got it. Early 70s, can't. So. Let me take a look at what this last clip was. Might have to pass it. It's a little on the longer side. The video, it's linked in the show notes. If you want to go check it out.

Just because of the audio quality, unfortunately, I might have to pass on it. But the clip was really just kind of detailing more of how the students are involved with everything from the ground up. So this includes type setting, image layout, page layout, editing. There's a guy from Alaska that writes to him and says that he doesn't have enough money for the monthly subscription, but he would love to trade in tea leaves. And all sorts of others herbs and whatnot for a yearly subscription.

Interesting. Yeah, and the. And a fair partner. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. So yeah. Let's get into you want to follow up where we were reading off from. Sure. If I can find. I've got it. If you do a, if you copy and paste where I've got continuing from, you can find it. The lot and Brooks there. I was thinking about that. Isn't in the chat. It's in the show notes. But here you can. It's in the chat now. I get this fire rekindled here.

Perhaps Bob. Mix. Oh, yeah, we're getting some good use of the fire tonight. Oh, yeah, nice and hot. Let's see. Bob. Mix. Let's see. Let's see. Lotten Brooks. Bob. Mix was his name. And he was a work in somewhere in Tennessee over there. He come through by Benton while they didn't have the road then. And he had to come across that mountain. Now I don't know whether it was Frog Mountain, whether that was the name or not.

But anyway, there was 22 mile there that there wasn't no houses on it and steep and twisty mile Lord. And it was late in the night. His wife had a call them. Some of his kids got sick. Sick. And he had to come in. And he's a coming along up that mountain. And he said he come around a curve. And he had seen this thing. Said is the biggest man he'd ever saw. The man stepped out of a water ditch by the side of the road and said he just leaned over a little.

And as he come by, he just stepped on the running board, reached down, opened the door, got in, sat down and he looked over him, looked him over. It was a old model team and the way it was going, it didn't make much more time than a man walking. And he said he looked at that thing's hands and that's what he couldn't figure out. Says, says hits his fingers. One of them was as long as two of his if they was put together and his big and his big again around.

He said he had awful big arms and on top of his hands, he was just as hairy plumbed down toward his fingers. His fingers was the longest he'd seen on anybody. Must have been 10 inches long. Wow. 10 inch fingers. Whoa. Oh, wow. He said he's spoked to him and he never did speak back. He said he didn't know whether he was going to do anything to him or not. He said he'd know he was big enough. They wouldn't know nothing he could have done about it.

What no need to get scared because that man could have reached plumb around him one handed. Big tall man, all hairy. Said he had a beard way down, a face hairy and he said he was a kind of nasty looking old man. Said he looked as old as the hills. Said he never got a sound out of him. He could hear him again in his breath. And he noted he wrote at least three miles with him and he wondered if this thing was going plumb ducked down with him.

And he was going around another curve and he said that thing, man whatever it was, he just stepped out and said he looked back and it was just a stain in there in the road. Said he was the ungodliest man he ever did seen all the days of his life. He said people might not believe him but he said it was the truth. Now I believe it because I don't believe Bob tell lie. He was a man never got excited about nothing. And after that man got out, Bob said he just kept driving on.

And me and Walter Coleman and George went up George went a possum hunt. Now that's the only thing I ever did that I never found out what it was. Now I didn't find out what that was now. I'll be fair with you. We left and it sounded like something had taken a fit. Just like somebody crying, hurting awful bad. And it just commenced when we'd walked to where the dog treated possum out of the ridge right on the high was the river. And we just went out and get a possum you know.

And we went out there by gosh we just walked around to the end of the big old big log there. Just a little bit past it and something commenced. Walter said lot and says what in the world is that? And I said I don't know but I says ain't that a pitiful noise? That's somebody or something or nothing hurting. So we took our old lantern then and walked around the log, plumb around it, come back to the big old sump. There were the tree had been sought off.

We took a look at the sump. It wasn't a holler. Looked in the end of the log it wasn't a holler. Well I went up to the side of the log with my lantern, shining the light along it, couldn't see no hole in the log on either side of it. It still sounded like somebody were crying and moaning under the log. And we started a little away from the log to where it sounded like it was coming from now. And then it sounded like it was about right back there at the log.

And then we'd start off out the log again and it'd be coming from the little away from the log. And then it commenced there right there at the log. And we never did find out what it was. We left there. I mean we left. Old George and Walter and me. We started off that mountain away from all that moaning with nary a possum into a field, old man's smiths field. And we run right into a wire fence that we didn't know was there. Way we went flying when we hit that fence scared the daylight out of us.

That was the only thing I'd ever heard I never did find out what it was. Why I wasn't scared so bad. But I wasn't going to stay and then boys run off and leave me. They wouldn't stay with me and I'm sure I wasn't going to stay up there and listen to that thing all by myself. So we didn't take time to get no possum. Sad. Wamp womp. No possum. Damn. Maybe next time boys. Maybe next time. Many such cases. Miss Mary Carpenter. I've heard mama tell about the one my daddy saw one time.

Said that there was a preacher, ooh, a preacher. And there was a force of a road somewhere near a church I believe it was. And he said that that hit was about ever, was about ever evening around sundown that you could go there. And there's a woman that she was so high up in the air that she looked like she was on a quilting frame. Just high up. And she had a long black dress and she's just walking along and it rustled like leaves araddling. You know, as she walked.

My daddy and another man, they worked for Earl Hudson at a sawmill and they said they was coming home one night and it was a raining and they was eriding the mules on in home. And that man said to my daddy said, I'd like to see that preacher's ghost tonight, wouldn't you? While it's dark and raining. Said my daddy said to him, well, yonder she comes.

Said they went on, just kept a riding and Papa said to him, you ride on one side of the road and I'll ride on the other side, other and let her come between us and we'll see what she looks like. And so they did, they raided the mules over and let her come right in between them. Said he said, let's follow her and see where she's going.

So it was just a poor and the rain down said they turned the mules around and followed about a half a mile back out the road and said that there's a curve in the road, a little ridge. And said she's just risen, flew over that ridge and they didn't ever know where she went. Now is that kind of a hate tell you want? Well, all right. Now there's a place down next to my brothers that they've seen things down there on that hill.

My husband said they's going out there one night, him and Lawrence Talley, I believe it was. They've been the church up here in the flats to a holiness meeting and there's a going down mud creek back home. And he said he's going up along there and he said he didn't know where, what it was. It didn't say a word, it didn't say a thing in the world, but something just hit them. It was as cold as ice and he said that they just begin shivering and shake. And he said, Lawrence said, are you cold?

And he said he was just about to freeze to death and it was the summertime. And he said, why am two says seems like there's ice all over me. And John said, well, this seems the same thing to me. He says, let's run and John says I can't run. He said, I guess I don't, I guess I don't guess I could either. And said it was and said it just jumped off of them just like that, whatever it was and went away. He said there's people said there's haunts out there.

And there at my brothers right across the creek, you've been over there on Kelly's Creek up there where Jim Taylor lives. There's a Mason woman lives over there. And she said she'd seen a little baby out there that was a fly and had wings. And she said it came back out of her garden more than once. And she'd be out there on the back porch in the evening doing her night work. And she said it would rise up with wings like a little angel, a baby.

And I know I know she's seen something one time for because her husband, Frank's, daddy lived over on Germany and he was sick, bad sick. So, and so, Frank, he went to see his daddy. They were looking for him to die. And she had a hog pin out there in the woods out toward our house and she began to scream. And Mama hollered to me to run over for something that mattered. She may be snake bit. Well, I went to run in just as hard as I could and dad, he went to run in over there.

And you know, she fainted for the time we got over there. And by the time we got brought her to, she said that there was a man there at her hog pin with a white shirt on. And no head. Blood was all over his white shirt. Grandpa said that they moved one time. Said Mama was a little girl then. And he said they got moved all but their chickens. And he had to go back and catch them after dark. So he got him some sacks to put his chickens in. I need chicken sacks. Hey, this is chicken, chicken sacks.

Uh, and went back to the place he moved from and caught his chickens up and tied him and put him in a sack. He was riding a mule. And he had some slung sum across the saddle, some on one side and some on the other. And he was coming along and all at once there was something in the road, said it looked like somebody in the moon right. Said, he said, he said, whoa to the mule. Said, is there anything that mattered? And said it looks like a log.

Said it started rolling towards his mule and his mule started running backwards with him. Said it just rolled so far and stopped and it rolled back up the road. Said he, uh, said he started back up the road with his mule back up through there and said it come back toward him when, uh, when he'd start. Said he'd make two or three trips like that and decided it was going to get out of the road and let him buy. And said the mule was afraid of him.

And so he just laid the fence down, a rail fence and let his mule run through the pasture and come back out. And he laid the fence again and passed that place. Then grandpa said one time him and Uncle Dave was going home from a dance. And as he come around, there was a pond was why they heard something to say and, oh, Lordy, oh, Lordy, taken on pitiful.

Grandpa said he was scared and said he was a little, uh, and said he was little and he grabbed Uncle Dave by the coat and said, Dave, don't you run? He said, I ain't going to. I'm going to stay here. It's rising, whatever it is. And said something come up out of the water with the moon shining. Said you could see it like a white sheet. Said it had four corners and it just kept going on up. And it was just taken on the pitifulus. Said it was saying, oh, Lordy, oh, Lordy.

Grandpa said that his mother said that what caused that, there was a miller there and he killed his wife and put her in there. But that's been many, many years ago. I don't know. It could have been. Grandpa, I believe, told the truth because I never did know, uh, to tell a wrong, I believe he heard it. I believe there's things for people to see, for certain people to see. When we lived in that old, oh, shoot. Oh, no, I just scrolled. When we... Overscroll.

Uh, when we lived in that old house right down there, the shore was one down there. Hard, brown owned the first place and his wife was afraid to stay there. They used to go and sell it so we bought it. We could hear a horse down there. Hard was afraid of it too. At night he'd come and just be, uh, and you could just be as quiet as you want to. But when you blow the lamp out, back then you couldn't, you didn't have electricity in this part of the country. You could hear that horse.

And I mean it come right up in the yard just like a feller. You'd, uh, you've heard a... You've... You've hear a feller ride a horse, what a big racket they make. And it stand and stop until you got up and look. But when you got up to look and shine light, there wasn't nothing there. You didn't hear any more that night. But if it's the truth, I ever told it. I'm sitting in this chair. I've heard it.

And Grandpa said one time that he went to make music one time for somebody and said he broke the bandrist string. They said, well, we'll have to quit. That happens. Well, we ain't got another bandrist string. That's good. Uh, one of them said, John, you remember it at Ken News? He said, he's got some bandrist screens, some extra ones. Uh, I said, get one over there. I said, it ain't light. And we'll play some more. I said he looked out. I said he wasn't afraid.

And he didn't like the idea of going for he had a big dog that bite. A great big old dog. And I said, he'd said, it's pretty dark out there. And I'm afraid the dog will get me. No, he said, I'll make you a board light. And such a thing as a lantern or a light or a flashlight said they got him a pine torch and lit it. He said, now if you hurry along, he said there's a big old pine nut, you know.

And they just keep a burn in and go in and said, if you won't stay too long and hurry along, it'll last you till you get there and back. So he did, he started out with his pine nut and said he got nearly there and something just rared up on him and put his hands up on his shoulders and pushed him back, he was and blowed his breath in his face. Said he reached out to push it off and couldn't feel nothing. And said that he plotted on pretty fast till he got over there.

And he said to him, he said, is your dog loose tonight? He said, no, I've got him tied up. He said, I thought you kept him tied up all night long. I'm gonna make sure the fire gets rekindled here. Um, he said, fresh lamps. I thought you kept him tied up all night. He said, now you tell me what, uh, now you tell me what that was that rared up and liked to push me down out there. He said, he's about as big as you as your dog.

He said it was a big thing and he put his front feet right up on my shoulders and liked to shove me backers. Ooh, a dog man perhaps? Um, no, he said it one of my dog, John. He said, uh, come here and I'll show you. I chained him tonight. Said he went out to the back of this house to his cellar door and that was a big old dog. Dog was tied up there. Said he didn't know what that was but said something sure pushed him backers.

And said he didn't, uh, and said he had the light and could have seen it if it had been something but he didn't see no dog. Uh, let's see here. Might put a pin in it for tonight. Uh, cause this one, well, I guess this one's almost done. We'll finish this one off and then call it. Sound good? Yeah, it was grandpa after saying. Grandpa said that one time they moved to a place and Mama was their baby.

The old man that owned the place lived off in an older house and his good house he had it for rent. Said, why do you reckon the landlord lives, landowner lives in that old house and rents this one? And grandma said, I don't know. Well, he said, I don't know either but there's something sort of fishy to it. Maybe gets more pay for the better house though. Well, grandma done the milking.

She went to milk that evening and when she started milking in the bucket, you know, milking a 10 bucket will make a racket right out from a big rock pile. A baby began to cry. Said that grandma just milked on a little while and said she just took her bucket and went to the house and told grandpa. She said, I want you to come out, I want you to come out here and listen. She said, when I go to milk and there's a baby goes to crying in that rock pile. While now he said there ain't.

She said, come out here and hear it. She poured her milk out to where it would make a racket in the bucket and she went back and she started milking in the baby convinced to cry again. They talked about it and he said nah, what nothing to it said people just imagine hearing things. And grandpa, he was a little bit afraid of it. He stayed on a while just milked and let the baby cry. Said that some of the neighbors was around there.

They got to talking to him so they didn't nobody ever know what become of that man's wife and baby. Said he had a baby and a wife and they just disappeared and nobody ever know where they'd went to. And grandpa said he didn't know but he sort of thought they might be in the rock pile there. He said we got to milk and the baby goes to crying out there. A bunch gathered up together out there and they went to milk and then the baby cried. They moved to big rock piles.

They moved to big pile of rocks and dug down there. He had, he killed his wife and baby buried them there and piled rocks on them. And grandpa and grandma they moved away from there. But that's why that man couldn't live in the house. I reckon they'd come back to him in that good house there. And that's the story from, what was the name? Miss, Miss Mary Carpenter. Yes. Miss Mary Carpenter. Thank you. Well thank you Miss Mary Carpenter and thank you Lotten Brooks. And Bob Meeks.

I don't see any headless dudes with bloody shirts. Hell yeah. Boogie stuff. Grandpa saw some shit man. Oh yeah. That's true if I ever told it if I'm sitting in this chair I heard it. She's story. I read it in Fox Fire. Really? The original internet. Before the internet there were mags. Oh wow. You know when you go on the internet and you read sciencey stuff or history stuff before that they had magazines for that. You know you ever go on the internet and look at naked people?

Yeah. I mean no. No? Well I've heard of people doing it and before the internet people would go on nudie mags to do that. Oh Jesus. A computer froze. Oh yeah. It's a fun fucking fact. Oh man. Rock pile is less than a pile of rocks. This is true. Well cool. Thanks for entertaining there and understanding the tricky dialogue. It's tricky dialogue but we ain't got another banjo string. This is true. This is true.

And I actually had the banjo string pull it up and I grabbed the wrong pile of sticks to put the pile of rocks. Flaming piles of sticks. Yeah. Next time. He's got some banjo string, some extra ones. Extra ones. Extrude dictates what the sounds are spelled out phonetically. How do they translate that onto the pages? Is there an editor that oversees this? I'm assuming that they're just spelling it phonetically. What is going on in the green room? I feel like I miss so much.

I don't know what's going on in the green room. I never do. That's okay. Well shit. I think that... So seats are called us about this BTS Halloween story. We'll read short stories from anyone who has them. To present, you do your producer in that case.

Oh wow. We have a lot of screen-mails left. Come on. Yes. Are you? Well, if you want to send us another screen-mail, you're more than welcome to call us at 612-263-7999. Am I not sure the number we won't come through to us there at live calls. You'll simply leave a screen-mail and we'll play it on the air. We'll see you guys with something else because they don't want to have a total of 666. Of course I thought of you guys. But yeah, and they weren't finding anything.

They were like, oh, well, this makes simple purchases. So she then divided up her order in. So it wouldn't equal 666. Yeah, and I'm just like, really? Like, come on. Anyway, that's the screen. Yeah. So maybe I'll think of something else while I'm running. Right now I'll be like, streaming because I'm tired. I'm gonna purposely have it have thing to eat and then I'm gonna go running. Oh, running on a fast. I want to scream, but we'll get it done and then we'll eat. So yeah, all right.

All of the guys. Lovish. Yeah. Red Mothman as a paucolithic giant red ball. Comer Christopher Battles. And I hope you guys are having a groovy time with him goats. Mm-hmm. Always. Yeah. That ain't the same. Whether or not it's lie outside or it's dark outside or it's starting to get dark outside. Or I guess starting to get lie outside. You can always use, you know what to do. Give a hearty kicker. Kaka. Nice. Thank you for calling. Good color Christopher. Coco Battles.

I really did add a story at one point. Someone refused to give him the proper change that he was on after a purchase because it was $6.66. And they didn't they got spooked and they didn't whether it gave him like $6.65 or something. Yeah. That my friend is lame. That is that is summoning Satan right there. I mean, wouldn't you have fun with it? If I gave somebody a $6.66 and change back, I'd be stoked. Oh yeah. You nailed it. Yes. You go buddy. Yes. Somebody out there went, oh lord.

Oh no. Oh lord. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hey guys. Sir Candidate here. Got it. Candidate. You and a Palestinian walked into a bar. And. Ah. That screenmail never happened. I don't know what you're talking about. None of you ever heard that we're going to edit this out. Because it was just empty space. What was. Huh? What? Duck sounds.

Hmm. Well we have duck hunt. This is true. I don't. It. It is nearby. Duck hunt. Fukka duck, get it. No John, I don't get it. What does it mean to fuck a duck? What does it mean? Gentlemen. To fuck a duck. It will. It will. We can propound the propounditudes. Left, right, back, center again. Right into the duck. Duck hunt. Wow. My crotch. Wow. Christopher Pat holes. You see, it's all in you window. That checks out. It was always in your window. It was always all in... Oops. All in you windows.

Yeah. Oh, no. Talking so dirty in the chat, you guys have to get in the chatosta. It's fucking filthy in there. Let's see what the last caller has got. I know it. The app was that there's some kind of fucked up rules. So be real on the apply. We don't have to actually make your actions sound like it's the next one. I don't know what the fuck it all that's about. Okay. All right. What? The time was bad. What? I'm just... I'm trying to loop that. But what you got to do is go. I don't know.

What about it? That's a fucking bullshit. There's a bullshit. The noise is that you're making that you're trying to pass off. It's a real person. I own Minnesota. It's one thing. But around here is another. What's your boho? I think caller was upset with a Minnesota accent. Some capacity. What's work? You actually heard some. I went to Minneapolis and I didn't hear one goddamn Minnesota accent. Whole time I was there. What the fuck? I didn't gosh darn it. Gosh darn it all yeah. Don't you know?

Oh gosh. I didn't hear one single Minnesota accent. Not one. What are you doing to me people? Why do I drive all the way over there for? It feels me. But the same thing in Tennessee though. I go to Tennessee and I don't hear any Tennessee accents. I went to Georgia. No Georgia accents. I went to earth and there was no earth accent. It runs me like what's that prissy English actor that always shits on people? Sporty spice? Yeah. Sporty spice. He goes well my English accent isn't an accent.

I'm just English. I'm just English. The way I say things is just the proper way to say it. It's proper English. It's right proper. Well thank you for the call Collar. Thanks for calling. Yes. And yeah I think that concludes this for another episode tonight. Unless you have anything else. I think that I just got free tickets to Peter Gabriel. Oh that's cool. When you're in the middle of the night. I'm going to get my ass in gear.

I'm going to the chase center which is where the warriors moved after they left Oakland. So obviously I've never been in the building because I want to burn it down. But if it's for you stuff. I would love to burn it down. Not in Minecraft allegedly. Yes. Everything on this spoken on this episode and on other episodes. Is all a legend. Legend has it in Minecraft. Yes. I just want to say everything that I've said everything that Boo Berry said tonight. Just kidding. Yes. Psych. Yeah. Psych.

Fucking tricked out. There is a programming note before we bid farewell just because this song is a little on the shorter side. But we will not be able to do that. We will not have a normal episode next week. Next Monday, the 16th. I believe the plan is still yes. We're going to get up and do something. Whether that's an extended music show. Maybe we'll have a movie. There's a lot of possibilities there.

Yes. Yes, because we'll be doing the post no agenda show this Sunday, this Sunday, the 15th with Graham from Graham, that is correct. And that'll be exciting. So please look out for us then and then the following day, which is our typical show day, the Monday and night. Yeah. We'll probably be doing something a little low key. Maybe we'll play some chess. But watch a movie. Maybe we'll play some Bomberman. You never know. Yeah, yeah. You could do our whole Cosby Night, man.

Fuck it. A Cosby Night? Cosby Night. You want to do a Cosby Night? I thought you would never ask. Yeah. Oh my god. It's a racist. Who's going to drug who faster? Yes. It ended in a draw. They both drugged. And never mind. I can't finish that. Wow. Oh, and I'm just saying my real name in the chat. You're on my list, buddy. Wow. Just made an enemy for life. Do you want me to whip him up? Do you want me to smack him on the right or the left? I want you to bomb him.

Bomb him and then bomb him some more. I don't know. Do I have a... Okay. Let's try a damn thing. Shall we? Nice. Yeah. Hmm. Perfect. I like it. Because we're going to do that. And then we're probably going to ease into checkbox. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. True story. True story. True story. I'm going to wear my blue blockers that day. Yeah. Be sure to stretch and drink plenty of water, people. But other than that, yeah.

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Behold. The Arbiters. Oh, fuck yes. This track freaks me out HQ. It's like there's fucking ordinance all over the green room. Oh, shit. Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees. No, no, no. No, no, no. What is that? What is that? What is it? Oh, no, no. Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees. Ah. Not the bees. Ah. Not the bees. Ah. Ah. Ah. This is a value for value production.

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But otherwise you can see me on the next side of tomorrow. My name has been lavish. And totally turn for a world. This has been Booberry, Mothman and the Minneapolis. We'll catch you next time. Bye now. And I suppose, I'm excited about this while I was in the morning. I'm excited about this while I was in the morning. They're gonna have to come and take my podcast and my cold dead fingers. Uh-uh. Okay, yeah. You can make me. You guys can make me all day long, however. I want to sound like that.

I want to mimic that. It's not that fucking fun. I got some time. You're going to full chaos already. The American I've heard from Thomas Williams, so be it. The sun. That is a true. It might be better if we find it. I saw the face of an elephant feeling the wind. The wind was in the blood. Oh no. I was born. I was ready for that compliment. But she'll never surrender.