S01E170: Pick Your Knife Up At The Door

Mostly a simple existence and it's, you know, I can't really say I'm trying to make amends for all the damage I did. And, but I also, you know, I enjoy my life even more so now. Oh, Jesus Christ. I didn't mention before. Torquering goes. Yeah. Oh, a baseball bat spill gives a nice nice thrill every time. Yeah. Gets my Jimmy's all stewarded. Straight to the gut. I'm ready. Disemboweled and one clean swipe. Fuck that goat, man. Stupid goat, stupid goat eyes. Delicious.

Yeah, those are all coming in from pizza. One, two, three, four, five. Check the pile. That's how many dead goats are there now. Yeah, probably browsing. Right. Peter knows something about causing damage and he definitely doesn't feel bad about it either. Not at all. You guys killed a lot of fucking goats out there. He kind of revels in it almost. Oh, fuck. So do I. Oh, here comes some more samurai chop. It's that was right there. Oh, that's so fucking. Ever notice how goats sound like children?

It's I could see the little bit of similarity. Yeah. I probably won't be able to unsee that now or slash on here. Yeah, that one. Yeah, I mean, if it's kind of. It's like. Like jingle. Yes. There's a real innocence there. Yeah, there's a toddler like accent to it. Yeah. Oh, man. Well, on the subject of knives, how did you, uh, how did you come into making knives and selling them? Definitely to a gun show.

I was a fan of ours had a booth where he was selling knives and he like packed up a duffle bag full of knives. Take this, take this, take this. You're using it so much for me. And I like left with the knife. I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do with all these knives. I'm going to jail for sure. But then I noticed that I could print on them. I was like, well, I think I'll try to see if we can print our logo on these and see if there's any interest.

And I was using interest and I've probably sold more switch blades and records, which is, which is funny. You know, that we were trying to link it to the, I like to think about bodies for sticking the knife in my back from chemical imbalance. So it just kind of stuff people, I mean, I've got people that have them has a whole set of them for steak knives for when they're. They have dinner parties. People that have to have every one of them.

A lot of different collectors that have nice people that collectors that have them up. I've said all kinds of everybody from John Fryer to Al Jorgensen to. The guys in I guess, agnostic front. I've got knives all over the place. It's just it's funny because some states when we cross the state line, there are some states that it's not as. Permitted to sell such items and then we go into clubs and you sell them and be like, hey, you can't sell those. Well, we're, we'll see. So we have to wrap up.

We wrap them in tape when we sell them or we have to. They can buy them and they can pick their knife up on the way out to door. I think only one place has ever asked me not to sell them, which really just meant don't take up. Don't leave them out on the counter. Just let them under the table, if you will. But yeah, the knives have been the knives have been great. Something we. Come known to have so it's. Which to me is once again to know other things when like.

I think they're also creative geniuses when it comes to merchants people that have a really fantastic merchant game. They're like holy shit. I never thought of that. I've seen people try to duplicate it and. And sell knives that were underwhelming, you know, it's like, you know, you can't sell a ban knife. That's just for show. It's just is it. You know, it's got to be sharp. It's got a funk. It's a bit of a risk involved.

I think that's why it does so well for us is it really speaks directly to our audience. You know, the tend to like it on the edge anyway. Yeah, I can definitely I can definitely see. You know, having there's one thing that I've really wanted or both lavish and I really wanted to do for a long while. I think that behind the schemes theme terror deck. Yeah, I think that would be a lot of fun.

Yeah, I've always, you know, I day if I ever quit doing music, I think I'm going to do a YouTube channel for. Reading people's misfortunes. Or do like a do like a really terrible job at tarot card reading. Like, like, I don't know how to do it correctly, but I guess I would have to learn to make sure I don't get any of it right. You know, but I would just like completely ring, ring tarot cards incorrectly or just tell people their misfortunes. Of course you can wing it and then do it right.

See, you're really good at it. And then all of a sudden people start coming to you for for reads and shit. Even though you had it in you. I don't like the odds of getting it right. I don't like that. And then it's like, you know, then I'm just trying to, I'm trying to, you know, sell the same misleading product that everybody else is worth. You know, let me take a wild guess at when and how you're going to die.

I think if you just added the disclaimer of this is of course all alleged legend legend has it in Minecraft. I think you really just double down it. You might be all right. Disclaimers are really nice. We have them everywhere. Yeah. I did find the actual web page for those knives. I got I got them linked in the show notes for tonight's episode. So people can circle back to the episode descriptor to find that. Got them in the chat too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man.

Yeah, I really, I just, I think I've answered or got answers to all the questions I was curious about. I'm lavish. Did you have anything else to explain? Well, I really appreciate you guys supporting us playing our music and, and, you know, given me some space to take up your time and, and, you know, exploit ourselves to your listeners. Oh, yeah. Not only that. Start my first crypto crack collection. Yeah. It's the first step of a long stare to create heaven. It is. It is.

I can't admit I have a problem until I do. You don't have a problem to yourself. That's right. That's right. Yeah, we got, we got a chore boys song lined up and a skating eggs. What could go wrong track? Both of those are going to be in tonight's intermission, which both songs will be boostable. So definitely. If you like it, send, send Phil, fill some fucking sets, some goat sets. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And every set that comes in for this episode will be split that way. This is true.

And there's portions that go to me will be converted into crypto crack. I love it, man. And, you know, I definitely, I definitely would love to circle back with, with you on this and a couple of months and just kind of check in see how things are going. If you be down for that. Yeah, absolutely. We have, we have another release coming out with just, we just released a song for. India go go movie called was the Zilla that my wife Hillary Tory is makes an appearance in.

So what's the Zilla is coming out, I believe it's spring of 2024, but we, we just released the song for that soundtrack, the theme song for it. On all digital platforms. As you guys had mentioned, we had the, this is entertainment release come out. What could go wrong came out in 2021. At the end of the month on the 30th, we have unintended consequences is coming out. And that is reimaginations or remixes from what could go wrong.

So you get your what could go wrong with the reply of the unintended consequences. We're going to do a listening party for that on band camp. So if you don't follow us on band camp or you're not on band camp, sign up. Follow skate nigs, become part of that listening party. You can interact. I'll be answering questions, taking insult and hurling them back at people. Yeah, it's a, you know, we have a lot of fun stuff planned for the remainder of the year and, and, and the year to follow.

Hell yeah, man. Could you give us the, the date one more time for that band camp thing? Yeah, September 30th. September 30th. That's when the digital release comes out. It's when I'll be hosting the listening party, which is if you've been to a band camp listening party or haven't been. It's where they play the album and it's entirety. We chat in the chat box and I'll tell stories or answer questions, receive insult, hurl insult. Anything goes pretty much.

So whatever, whatever your fancy is, you can join us on band camping. You have that 40 minute or so duration to let us have it. Hell yeah. That's a, that's a very exciting proposition. Wow. I think I would like to check that out actually. Next Saturday, September 30th. Oh, shit. That is. Next Saturday, Saturday, after next. Yes. Which ever, whenever your September 30th shows up, whatever kept part of the country or wherever September 30th lands, that's the one hell yeah.

Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much for your time and for hanging out with us. Thank you guys. Thanks for having me. Yep, and I'll shoot an email over and everything's produced and other than that, take care of yourself and we'll talk to you next time. Absolutely. Thank you so much and everybody remember. Supporter die. I love that through that. Well, shit, man. This is right on right on. Yeah, I was a little Owen skating. I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm going to go to the next store boy.

Check it out. Head over to Ellen beats and boost them some sats or seven some sats from this episode. Yeah, check out the information that we have on him and on his various up and come into our show notes. Zozo's corner dot sub stack dot com. This being episode 170. The sht 3m 3ifornia s. And yeah, you can also you can also listen live in app and a nude podcast app. And speaking of nude podcast apps, that band camp listening party sounds just right for a live item.

It sure does stream stream them for sats as me this as in the chat. I'm curious. I should reach out and see if if we just did a redirect, you know, kind of like a restream and we put his wallet in for 100% fuck it, you know, that would be kind of cool. Be easy easy. You are in a festival of sex and death. Delicious. I think the next time we get him on I'd like to ask him more about the hip hop scene. And if he was listening to any hip hop these days, hell yeah.

It's interesting to know that hip hop was such a big foundation of his music from the beginning. Yeah, I guess I was curious how you got into the DJ circuit there in Los Angeles in the first place. Well, I think we can probably hit some screen bells when we come back for intermission that works for you. Yeah, that works perfectly. We'll take a quick intermission crafted by yourself and be back for a second, I'll show. Yeah, let me actually make sure I got that tape laying around here.

Yeah, yeah, they confounded tape that confounded tape. That was cool, man. That was cool. So we got we got Buster asked from Shoreboy. We got but town power boys and no no presents. If you leave, then a little bit of 1.3 with sleep walking with a knife, then we're going to be wrapping up with beers, steers and queers. The life, liberty and pursuit of happiness mix from the skate nigs. You love it. You need them.

You want it, you crave it. You're an addict. Just like that in that order. You got a little bill that I pay the bill. Come get your drugs. Gonna pay my bills. You got a little bill that I'm gonna pay my bills. Gonna bust your hands. Gonna bust your hands. You got a bag of wheat. And you look real high. Gonna pull your ass over. See what I can find. I found the seed in this old man I need. Gonna bust your hands. Gonna bust your hands. I can hurt real bad. Should've searched my own.

Should've searched your hands. This is my fucking job I've ever had. Wait, had a few drinks. Make sure you want to drive. Drive real fast. Swarm side to side. You want a drinking drive. Swarm side to side. Gonna bust your hands. Gonna bust your hands. Gonna bust your hands. Make it hurt real bad. Should've searched my own. Should've searched your hands. This is my fucking job I've ever had. Gonna bust your hands. Make it hurt real bad. Should've searched my own. Should've searched your hands.

This is my fucking job I've ever had. This is my fucking job I've ever had. This is my fucking job I've ever had. I combined two common items in a powerful new way. I told my readers to harness the cleaning power of ammonia with the whitening power of bleach. Ammonia and bleach? You told people to mix ammonia and bleach? Only if they want bathroom fixtures that shine like the sun. Peggy that's the recipe for mustard gas.

You're the one that's going to touch your own. It's the only thing that you can do. You can leave out your stuff. You can leave out your stuff. You can leave out your stuff. You can leave out your stuff. You can leave out your stuff. You can leave out your stuff. You can leave out your stuff. You could leave out your stuff. You could leave out your stuff. You could leave out your stuff.

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Do you sometimes wish that April was a turtle? Whoa, damn it. Oh, man. Essentially, that works for me. You know, I've been... When you got it! Oh, bro. I've been a crack myself up. Oh, bro, I've been trying to talk her into an interspecies relationships for months now. Oh, man, man. And she won't do it. No, no, I can't do it. The biggest problem is she can't hold her breath long enough, you know? Well, okay, coming up, the turtles are gonna perform their hit. Did you want to say something?

This is all the house and all the house music. Boom, the magos. Bears, deer, and queers. Bears, deer, and queers. What's that? Where are you taking? What's that? What's that? Ooh. Mines are empty and so old. You might find out. Because there's always one. There's a thing down there. It's a square. Lost our country. Be one fair. Whether it's a law man, there is a law man. But who is the right hand? Who is the wrong man? The big cops don't blame me for a fucking fool. Bitch and take much.

Bitch, you know the guy don't get in my face. And ask me why. Jesus is the police. Hang on. Bears, deer, and queers. How about? Bears, deer, and queers. What's that? Where are you taking? What's that? What's that? Ooh. Jesus, fall off willing and life. I do close. Because you're going through all these people. Reason for. Fallen for. Sex on fire. Take this. Fall down. This is lowly forest. Shit. It's busy going down. Ooh. Ha. We go down. Hit em up. If you believe it's worth em up.

And if you don't, then shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Bears, deer, and queers. How about? Bears, deer, and queers. What's that? Where are you taking? What's that? What the hell? I've been in my locker with you here. It's not going to get low. It's about you, where is life? I'm fucking lost. Geez. I'm getting my way. I'm not you. Bears, deer, and queers. How about? Bears, deer, and queers. What the hell are you taking? What the hell are you taking? What?

Liberty and pursuing the pipiness. What? Liberty and pursuing the pipiness. What? Liberty and pursuing the pipiness. What's your respect? Did you look before? We's going up in the Father. Cause I give it to you, babe. That's why you need to find it. Take what you can if it does the job. Take this as a lesson. Take this as a lesson. Take this as a lesson. Bears, deer, and queers. How about? Bears, deer, and queers. What's your respect? My own. Bears, deer, and queers. Bears, deer, and queers.

Bears, deer, and queers. You let's try and use some common sense. Better get it enough, but take your fucking right to it. The cost of digital rises. The last liberty and pursuing the pipiness. And I fucking have it. I'll get you through it everywhere you go. I fucking have it. Have it. Have it. We now return to... Behind us the bees.

Starting. Booberry, berry, berry, berry, berry, berry, berry. And lovage, lovage, lovage, lovage. And remember folks, even amongst all the shenanigans, one must always... You really just need to drink more water. Yeah, you gotta stay hydrated. This is true. This is a very wise words out there. Yeah, I just had some bourbon that's at least 60% water. So you gotta stay hydrated. This is true. And I've had a coffee sitting downstairs brewing for the past hour. So let's go. This is crack cocaine.

Crack coin. Crack crypto crack. Crypto crack. For your children and your children's children. Generational crypto crack. When they talk about generational wealth, that's what they're talking about. And they're talking about decentralization. That's what they're talking about. This is the way. This is the way. And this is also episode 170 of... Behind the schemes. It is currently September 18th, 2023. It's 903 pm here on the bereft. Which means it's 1103 central.

Which means it's 1203 over there on the east coast. Happy midnight in the sewer. And yeah, here we are. And we just concluded an interview with Phil Doe Owen. And had ourselves a great grand time. And I just want to thank him again for coming aboard and hanging out with us. And looking forward to maybe doing some more stuff with you in the future. There was quite a few people that came out this week to do some stuff with us. And yeah, it ended up being a real thick list.

We had a couple of PayPal donations come through. This is a value for value production. Meaning we put everything we produce out there on the internet with no paywalls or advertisements or commercial dollars. And we just asked that you turn around and help us produce this thing. It's public radio and it's purest form the way it was meant to be. And if you get value out of our show, then you can return that value in a variety of ways other than financial contributions.

You could call us at our phone line 612263-7999 and leave us a screenmail. Let us know how you're doing. Or you could send us art or music or even conversations and information and news articles, things like that, ideas. But for those who are so generous that they come through with the PayPal account that we have. And they give us financial contributions, which of course the show wouldn't exist with that. We have to give them extra special call out here in the second second half of the show.

They are our freaks of hazards and we love them. And we had a C-Brookling coming in with the PayPal donation for $6. I've got to represent that 6. Yeah, C-Brook. C-Brook tends to go towards the 6s. He's probably listening to this show tomorrow morning at about 6am if I was a betting man. Yeah, that's right. Wherever it is right now, it's tomorrow where C-Brook is. And that's a fact. Very true facts.

Another true fact, which I read on the internet believe it or not, Foxford came in with a donation this morning for $5. Oh, and you heard it on the internet, so it must be true. Well, thank you. Thank you, Foxford. Very kind of you. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Make care of wisdom since over a PayPal donation that was the threadless funds from this past month. From the BTS shop. Yeah. BTS.shop. And that was for $43 in one cent. That's right.

And we should all take note that we might want to add switch blades to the BTS shop. We just might. Although I didn't say this in his presence, but it's true that switch blades are illegal in my communist state. Yep. That's why everything was a legit, legit has it in my mind. All the fun stuff is banned here, you know. Switch blades, telescopic batons, silo-cybon spores. That's what it is. BTS themes, silo-cybon spores. Yeah. BTS magic mushrooms.

I'm sure that there's somebody out there named Servo who could help us with that sort of a thing. Yeah, call us up. 612-263-79999. We need to know if there's red and cyan magic mushrooms. I'm curious for science. We're trying to make a spooky new strain. Make heroism also sent in some before the schemes show art. It's the new music 2.0 show that we've been doing. You can find that one in a nude podcast app just by searching before the schemes. SCH3N3S. Mm-hmm. That's right.

I was responding to something in the chat. Distracted. We got this chat room here. You can always go into our chat room, hashtag greenroom at irc.zero.net. That's the server. You get an irc client. You get right in there. Do that. And there was a donation that also came in during the show that I would be utterly remiss if we missed. And that was from Sir Candanavian for $66. Oh my. Sir Candanavian, big ball in today. Yes, sir. Thank you. That's a lot of sixes up in this.

Oh, that's very kind of you, sir, to bequeath us with so many sixes. We've talked to that guy before. You've chatted with him. I've chatted with him. Oh, yeah. He's got a great episode with Sir, Sir Seatsur over there at abs in a six pack. Sure does. BTS Shriken. I was actually thinking of a BTS leather man or multi tool. That would be kind of cool. Mm hmm. That would kind of maybe a BTS like camp knife. Oh, yeah. A BTS machete.

A BTS machete or a mini shetty, a mini machete or a cuckrie, perhaps. Oh, wow. Yeah. I've always been partial to the cuckrie myself. Why not just go classic cleaver? I hardly know her. Cleaver? Oh my. Yeah. Another thing we get servo on making knives. You know, funny enough, I've been on tours where they have little keychain knives. That they'll put the name of the show on and that's kind of the local crew swag that they'll give out every week.

That's the most crewy crew thing I've ever crewed in my life. Yeah. Getting custom side knives. Love it. Yeah. Um, and then actually speak of the devil. Sir, Sir Seatsur over $3.33. That one just came through. Whoa. Sir Seatsur coming through hot. Oh, hell yeah. He's also chatted with Sir Candy. This is a fine fellow. He's been working hard that that's her seat sitter. He's been dropping him.

Yes. And I just, I'm going to go out on record again and just say that the shot collar is one of the funniest things I've ever listened to. And it's just sheer brilliance at its finest. It's true. Abs and a six back is probably the most forward, innovative. And creative thing that you could find out there in the podcast world. And you should, you should, if you're not listening to abs and a six back, you're ruining your own life. When I hear the term bleeding edge, I think a shit my ass.com.

Yeah. When I think of the good stuff, I think of podtard.com. I'm sorry. Did you just say podtard.com? That's right, Bebeary. Wow. That's right. Did you say shitmyass.com? Shitmyass.com. Shit. My ass. I just said it. Fuck. Yeah. You were on there not too long ago yourself. That was one of the first shows I ever came on and did something with it. It was a two-parter, three-parter on blue beam. I ended up talking a lot about ghost and holograms and all that sort of stuff. That's right.

And I think that that was probably around the time that I hopped on because I hopped on this show. Because I think I joined you guys for part three of that one. Yeah. That's a spin on that show. That's right. That's very true, very true. A lot of prank calls. Those characters. So thank you, Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir, I appreciate that. Also a beastable show. Of course.

There was another piece of art that's, and it's more of a banner, I guess, but there was an additional piece that make heroism sent and it's for the Thunder Road D-Mew Hosting Service that's been trying out for the past what we can have two weeks.

Essentially, what happens is if you have music and you want to get it into a nude podcast app towards boostable all you have to do is just hit me up with either links to the songs or the actual MP3s, all the track information, you bring a wallet will get it up there on the website and submitted to the index. What's that easy? Simple, simple. Yeah, there was six albums. I'm sorry, eight. Eight in total over this past week. Four of them came from Midnight Mike.

One of them came from At Coop on Noage Into Social and the other one came from one of the piss army. And there's, of course, Phil's, Skate Nigs and the Chorboy. And there's three other people that I got to get uploaded tomorrow waiting in the wing. Yep, it's every day, bro, with the music. It's growing all the time, week by week. Four thousand songs. I think four thousand songs is what Stephen B. calculated. From 400, like a couple months ago. Yeah, it's off the charts, man.

It's on the charts, baby. It's on the charts. It's on the motherfucking charts. Check it. I like turbo, turbo in the chat here, he's posted the eight of cups. And I'm kind of thinking that the eight of cups might be one of my favorite chords here. Oh, yeah. The walk away. Just walk away. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. The humongous, the Lord humongous, the warrior of the wasteland, the Iatola of rock and roll. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that's it in around, isn't it? You know it.

Been waiting all night for a very specific wait for me. Yeah, Mad Max reference. Well, you came to the right guy. God damn. The benefits of walking away. One makes bad things disappear quickly. Two, it gives everyone an optimal view of your back. And three, it answers the question, I wonder what would happen if I just walked away. Hide your problems with these three easy steps. One girl, eight cups.

Oh my God. We do have one screen male, but since we didn't get a chance to play it for the, what's the word I'm looking for for the first second half of show. Let me just hit you with this. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Do it commercially. You're off the artistic roll call everywhere. You say it's suspect you're a corporate horror and end of story. Delicious. I'm sticking my tongue out. I'm licking the cherry. I taste it. It's legal love. It is legal love it. It's legal love it. Six, one, two, two, six, three, seven, nine, nine, nine. Call us up and leave a voicemail like, uh, Carm are in Christopher Battles, did. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Pulling those long days where you leave it four o'clock and you get back at four o'clock. Right now, six o'clock. Time. Um, yeah. But, uh, I could be doing this, uh, uh, a p-screen right now, because I meant, as I four mentions on the horror story that I just left a mess for, or a voicemail for, I had to be for like last hour. I was riding along in a car as we were doing a job and, you know, walking the door and got a pee. I'm like, oh, wait, I gotta call a horror story.

I don't remember what time they end. Now I'm calling you guys even though I still gotta go. That's my story. But, uh, I need sticking to it. Yeah. So, uh, I should have thought of a screen though beforehand. Well, while we're doing that, hello, Mr. Linus. Love-ish. Hi there. Hi there. We're in Matt Mothman, the Apocalypse, the 33 painted on a carbine toad. That's the one. See that today. Um, let's see, screen. We already did all of the cars. Spoon through a screen, roller deck.

So, as long as we get in, so now we go from there. Um, so no new updates on that. So, I guess it's just more we're moving in a more positive manner. Um. Ooh, I can, oh, not a big thing. Oh, kind of big thing, I guess. But, when you know somebody's got a lot of stuff going on. And then you keep on giving them more information or, hey, can you do that? Like, just, I get it. That's the only time you're seeing that person. Or it's on top of mine.

But, you know, you just get overwhelmed by kind of everything I want. And then people are giving you more stuff. It's just like, ah! I didn't really have that so much, but it's my last gig. She does, she's got work and then she does a lot of extra curricular stuff. And then you get a lot of extra volunteers and whatnot for different, for different things. And runs it and whatnot. And then all of her, all the car stuff is being gone through her.

And the people are just coming up and like, we'll see for her for a few minutes. And she's already in the middle of doing some volunteer stuff and kind of get this done. So then we could go to this wedding that we're going to the other day. And I could just see her eyes be like, ah! So, the screen on behalf of her does like, hey, check where people are at. All right, we'll have to screen. And, you know, go ahead and just do it. Ha ha! I like that behalf of the screen. behalf of the screens.

It's like our alter dimension show title. Yeah, we have the screens. Yeah, we are just conspiracy German boys. behalf of the screens. That's jutty. Yeah. Would you like to see my boot? Bring us a cheesecloth. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. And the snacks. Oh, yeah. So my orders are real. I would like another liter of beer, please. Do you like my glowing green balls? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with this dialect, this regional dialect. What do you mean? Come on, man. You know, I'm sorry.

Don't you like my glowing green balls? Oh, you got me. Sorry, that's hot. Just like eyes and how are you? Just, I think that's a, how that movie. I'm thinking of a different movie. Sorry, I was thinking openheimer. Whoops. Well, he certainly got him. This is true. Oh, my God, bombs kill people. What have I done? What have I done? I was building a bomb this whole time, but now they're going to use it to bomb people. I just saved everybody three hours and $20. Wow. Go see Barbie instead.

It's better. Ouch. Come on now. I got to represent my local hero, Greta Gerwig, out of Sacktown. Sacktown being Sacramento? Sacramento, the capital of the Golden State, baby. That's the one. I mean, you know, what would you do if you had a rip-roaring director from the Twin Cities going around making movies like Barbie? Yeah. Yeah, this is true. It'd be a pretty big fucking deal, man. You big fucking deal, man. Big fucking deal, you know. Sacktown, you poor fucking city. Yep. Good time.

Good time. Oh, man. Well, 612-263-799, thank you for the call, Comrade Christopher Battles. And just get a text from Sir Seats, it says, yeah, Barbie was not bad. That's true. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm getting some confirmation here. Oh, that's fun. Oh, shit.

We have some Booster Grounds to catch up on. Dave. Of course. Yes, the Booster Grounds, which if you didn't figure out from last half, or if you don't listen to the show, micro payments of Bitcoin that come through that trigger things in the chat, trigger sound effects on the show live, as we do the show live every Monday. Yeah. Let's give them a thanks. And can it up all those goats? And we got the rail and the Gimp. During the pre-show, we had Clip Custodian coming through for 11,000 shut up.

11,11 cents. Shut the fuck up, Gimp. Don't make me come down there. Don't make me come down you. Or you will go down there. Oh, wow. Yeah. And Clip Custodian was boosted in Coke, Titties and Sarcasm. Everyone pay your dreams, which is one of the jeans, excuse me, which is one of the tracks from the pre-show. Yeah. We're all out of Sarcasm. 33, 33, 33 came in from Fiford during Buster Graham Ball. Fiford was boosted in Word in it for the money off that Chorboy album.

Yes. Thank you, Fiford. Dr. Sir Reverend. Dr. 22, 22 from Make Heroism Through Fountain two days ago. And he was boosted in midwestern apathy, a desperate act of a drowning man, saying thanks for allowing Blueberry to put this up. Who will that? A thousand sats from Anonymous for the Cooper Family Band, Phil Masu, which I keep reading as the Lama Sue. But, yeah, it's just because you're one of those crawlius. Yeah, this is true.

A hundred sats from Sir TJ, not sure what song, 22, 22 from Make Heroism, boosted in Lionhead, the Dane Ray Coleman. So, brazenly, so suddenly. Thank you, thank you. You make heroism. Beautiful fellow. Actually, I boosted that same album, Christmas Day, saying congrats and welcome to the party. Welcome to Zipati. Oh, yes. And then, through Fountain comes Bully Steed for 13,332 sats. Boosted in last week's episode, I'd like to be ground zero all of a sudden.

And she said, you'll hit it out of the park on point target sign, 9-1-1. Damn! Come on in hat from, bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo curry. Thank you, Dan B. You're always swinging for the fences and you nail it. You're in the trees. You broke someone's window. Oh, yeah. Knock on windows out left to right. That's right.

Methodical, almost. Yeah, it's actually, there's starting to pay attention. So, they're getting wide to re-resist. They're getting wide to re-resist. They're getting wide to re-resist. They're getting wide to re-resist. They're getting wide to re-resist. They're catching on to us, Willis Steed. They're catching on. See, Brooklyn found the pyramid scheme, which is the no-agenda tube, PeerTube instance over there. He was boosted in 500 sats for fuck this place, the guar video I got up there.

Hmm. 100 sats from Mary Oscar, three-fountain, saying live, pre-boost test. Oh, man. From Mary Oscar himself, Mr. Fountain. 5,000 sats from Cotton Gin. He was boosted through the split kit. He was boosted in white suit gold rings from white triangles, saying, rad song. I like triangles. I also like triangles. Oh, I like triangles. And I like white. Wait. Wait. Jack's. Jack's. Jack's. Okay, nevermind. Didn't lose any social credit there, so that's good. That's good. That's a little band.

You call them a band, a musical group that's brought together by another than Junta. Very talented, very delightful Junta. You can go check them out white triangles on any podcasting 2.0 compliant music player. Oh, yeah. We've played a ton of his music on this very production. And I am positively stoked to just see everything come on board. It's going to be a great time. He's itching to collab too, I can tell. He's been chatting people up.

He's been talking about a lot of, lots of, what would you call it? A lot of momentum going on in the music world around here. A lot of talented people trying to, trying to collab. I can, I can feel it, man. I can definitely feel that. You can some fresh tracks coming down the pipe. And speaking of triangles, this wraps us up from, I actually remember reading this one on last week, 69-11 from Sir Spencer. Yeah. So thank you everybody for those booths. We appreciate that.

We got that, we got that split in there, not only between lavish and myself, but Servo, Cotton Gin, Bemro's, Phil, our guests tonight. Those sats are going to a lot of places. That's right. It's a built-in share system, royalty system, so that people do get compensated for their time. This isn't just your, this isn't your grandpa's radio program here. We've got it dialed in. And to everybody gets peace. And that's what it's all about. Oh yeah. You get a piece of goat.

And you get a piece of goat. And you get a piece of goat. Everybody gets at least a little slice of tasty, fresh, laudered goat. Mmm, that was just. Yes. But, Boobar and I, we split the brain because, it's really good. Good brain is really good. Chewy almost. Like, taffy. It's kind of like, yeah, it's like a creamy taffy. It's filled with protein, very filling the brain. Well, other than that, check us out, new podcast app.

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BTS.LOL. Well, did you, I didn't see any clips come in before the top of show.

Did you have anything you wanted to hit on tonight? I don't have anything in particular. No, not tonight that I've got. I've been gearing up for something, but it was too big to present tonight. I got you, I got you. The only other... I see that you've got some stuff in the notes there. Yeah, it's something super, super hardcore official. A couple of nights ago, was it too night to go, I guess, Saturday? We went to the Mall of America, believe it or not. It's a little hellish driving over there.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. The Mall of America, so I've never been to the Mall of America. It's in Minneapolis, some Minneapolis. How far from your home is it? Probably 40 minutes. Give it a take. It's on the south side of the Twin Cities. It's outside of Minneapolis. And it's not in what you would call the downtown area. It's kind of in its own area. Yeah, further south. Okay. What's the big draw there other than just the name? Everybody's heard of it. It's a huge mall.

It's a site to be hold. Is there any headlining attraction? Do they have an animatronic T-Rex or something? They have the indoor amusement park. Yeah, it's kind of like private browsing says just for the novelty of it, just for the fuck of it. Yeah, yeah. Americans love malls. This is true. And, you know, Minnesota is known for its rather larger than life malls, certainly. But there's a huge IKEA shop over there too.

Yeah, I mean, it's just a really big mall and goes round in circles and people go there and exercise and all that goodness. And, you know, it's just kind of like, it's a little much. It's a little thick. Do you like my glowing green mall? Yes, I do. Is that someone doing some, what was it? Ribbon work? Yeah, they had some silk. Silk. Silk artists, yeah, that's right. Someone who heaves them up and silk scarves attached to the ceiling and dances around. That's pretty neat.

That was in the queue line going into the actual maze, which was 45,000 square feet if the website. So people believed it's a pretty big maze. Yeah, it was, I don't know what store it was that they cleared out, but it was the whole like one floor of the mall. One floor of a department store, one of the anchor shops. But the whole floor was pretty much gutted. No walls, you know, all open. So they just had a ton of flats set up inside of that, and turning it into a maze.

The one thing that kind of kept pulling out of it is there was no covering for a lot over the ceiling part of the maze. So you could, you could look straight up and see the, you know, ceiling of the room and. I don't know, it just kind of like, oh, yeah, you know, it's kind of, this is kind of novel. We're running around in a. In like a construction zone, basically, like a shelled out giant commercial space. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I mean, shit, it's not too.

I see those all day long. It's not very impressive. If people can sense that. And there was some parts where it looks like they had, you know, certainly put a lot of money into. And there's other parts. It's like, oh, you know, we'll just get something up. Figure it out later. I would give it, I would give it a solid C plus. Ooh, C plus. Yeah, that's a, that's, I would say that's two out of five bags of popcorn. Yeah, yeah, two out of five, two and a quarter.

Two and a quarter bags of popcorn out of five. All right. I think the one saving grace was the teacher that they had, which was the, I guess the mascot onion head. Oh, here's a little blurb about onion head according to local legend. Onion head is the cruel nickname. Oh, shit. You know what? I almost feel like, I almost feel like this is worthy. A starting lightning strike. Oh, I was thinking. Oh, I was going to go.

According to local legend, onion head is the cruel nickname, force upon a young man from Slide Hill, Zia. Who is brutally murdered by a vigilant mob after being wrongly accused of a murder of a young woman consumed by rage. The assailants packed his body into 13 pieces and scattered in an nearby sanitary. Spooky. Yeah. Yeah. A swearing vengeance his mother put a hex on the town people who took her son.

And in the months following, those responsible for onion heads murder for each victims of gruesome deaths. And the locals still report sightings of monstrosity hideously stitched together, stalking the cemetery and out for revenge. And by the time he got to the end of the maze, it was basically sloth from the goonies, Yelenecha. Yeah, yeah, sure. So you do a little truffle shuffle and then he becomes your friend. Yeah, basically.

There was a hidden room halfway through that included a bar where you could get a drink. Oh, good. And how did I describe this? Secret bar halfway through was a nice spot to two chugs slam an IPA before finishing the maze off. So that way you leave the maze going, wow, wouldn't it create maze? Yeah. I had a better time than I thought I would. Yeah. Lucky. Oh, so you're saying that if I hadn't had that IPA, we could have been looking at a CC minus.

You know, you could have even been looking at the D. Oh, no, not the D. Not the D again. Hey, is anybody know whose D this is? Oh, sorry, bro. Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me. Yeah, sorry about that. That's my D. I meant to tell Phil to, you know, what it must have been like to have been a fly on that wall for the show and tell between Cox and Skatenakes and Guar. You showed me mine. I'll show you yours. Oh, yeah. Hey, man, I like your fake dick. That's almost as cool as my fake dick. Oh, shit.

Let me see your fake dick, man. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. See, I've been trying to get my fake dick to what your fake dick is doing forever, but I have to use a hose. Wow. I just, I love the, the news idea. That's. That would be interesting. Yeah, it's genius. It's portable. Yeah. I mean, you're sacrificing mobility for quantity, but still. Oh, no, rigidity, rigidity, velocity and viscosity. You know what I'm saying? Keep talking like that. You might find yourself in a fucking musical.

Oh, God, no, no, no. Please. Not again, not again. Oh, no. Not again. Um, yeah, you know, the silk artist during the, the queue lineup was pretty cool. Um, there was ample use of black light, which I was in favor of. Um, you know, is it worth the $40 ticket price? I think the ones in the woods are more interesting. There's one like a dead and hay ride that's out this way. We drive away, fuck all out in middle of nowhere and they drop you off. You just work your way back on foot.

And it's just maze after maze after maze. That's well, at least you did something, at least you got out of the house, you know, you gave it your best. And we got a friend that's were actually, uh, light brights cohosts of their podcast, ruff around the hedges, uh, is a makeup artist there. So, uh, that's a fun gig. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know people who've done makeup for Hollywood and then for like theme parks, like marine like six flags type stuff. And they just, they go nuts. They can't wait.

It all fucking here to be able to just make up, you know, zombies and bullshit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can definitely, I definitely understand it. Definitely get it. That's really all I had on America monsters, onion heads revenge. I love onion head. I haven't heard of onion head before with that school on the head. I have a fake dick story. Oh, I have a fake dick ear. Oh, God. I'm gonna get that checked out, boobs. What the fucking insurance is for? Uh, one time I did this show called Fadre's love.

Okay. It was a sort of a modern take on a crack Greek tragedy. Is by Sarah Kane, who was a psychotic suicidal drug addict lady. And it focuses around her politics, who's the son of theses and his stepmom, Fadre. Fadre falls in love with her. This being a fucked up and Fadre is also coincidentally, Metis's wife's name, which, uh, oh cool. That's a cool name to have. Cool name. Very little lady. Cool name for a cool lady.

I played a politician who was the son and I fell in love with Fadre, who was played by a lovely lady friend of mine. And I had, uh, I was like a hedonist in the show. Like I had a fat suit. I opened the show by crushing two slices of pizza in real life while jerking off. And I had a fake dick. And it was to like hardcore, it was a hardcore thrash metal music was playing. While I was jerking off my fake dick and just fucking destroying pizza.

And I would get, I would, uh, like starve myself every, every show day. Like I wouldn't eat before the show, but just something I usually wouldn't do anyway. But I, I especially wouldn't eat like during the day so that I was just starving by the time the show started. So I would just fucking destroy this pizza. And it was this piece of shit pizza place that was next door, but it was free. So I had free pizza every day.

And, and while I'm jerking off and I had this fake dick and a friend of mine was the props master, the props master was in charge of the fake dick making me dick. And it was very well made. It was very realistic looking. And throughout the course of the show, two people suck my dick on stage. Fadre sucks my dick and then the priest, the male priest later in the show also sucks my dick. The fake penis.

And so I would have people throughout throughout the night, you know, actually sucking on my fake dick. And the fake dick was, um, became its own character. And it was like something that I kind of bonded with. It was something I had to take really good care of. I had to keep it clean as like a courtesy to my fellow actors who were going to put it in their mouths that night. And it was just one of the most fun shows I ever did. We actually got written up in the San Francisco Chronicle.

And I got like best death scene of the year or something in the paper, which was fun. Because at the end of the show, they, they gut me. Everybody guts me in front of everybody and they cut off my balls and they start playing catch with my intestines and my balls as I bleed out to death. He had. Holy shit. Oh, it's a really fun show. It's a blast. Keep the name of it again. It's called Fadres Love. It's written by Sarah Cain, British playwright.

And I remember seeing it in college and being really into it and wanting to do it really, really badly. And then when it just so happened that a theater company did it in the city, I just hopped to the chance and I auditioned and I actually cut the part. And it was a blast. And I had that fake dick for years. For years and years, they had to just hang in around and people would be like, what the fuck is that?

Are you, and I'm like, no, it's just my fake dick. That's just my, my thing that I have. It's my guy. It's my bro. Yeah. And when people asked me if it was really my dick on stage, what do you think I told him? Uh, yes. Yes. Yes. That's really my penis. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. The power of a fake dick is really quite impressive. I must say. Are you going around at no risk to yourself? Uh, I wonder what this is. You can suck my dick. Oh, I bet that was a line from the show. That was.

That was, that was an actual excerpt there. You went back in time, found it. Yeah. No doubt, man. No doubt. Yeah. You don't need no library store. But I just wanted to get a dildo. Yeah, sure. I mean, obviously. This thing was flaccid. This thing would be useless as a dildo. This thing was like, yeah, no, no good. I guess flaccid like those stretchy rubber toys from the grocery store vending machines.

Yeah, it was like, it was made out of the same material that like, you know, those stretchy hands that are sticky. Oh, yeah. You can slap them at doors and stuff. Yeah. It'd be like that except it wasn't sticky until it was sticky, if you know what I mean. I had to make sure it wasn't sticky. Delicious. This is the one thing I'm sure that that Phil could have gotten into is, you know, how, how meticulous it is to keep your fake dick clean all the time.

I bet there could be a book written on the subjects. At least one book if not volumes. In psychos. This is volumes. Yeah. Anyway, that's my fake dick story. It might have been a. It might have been, I don't know. I don't know. That's my story. That's the story. He's sticking to it. Do you hear me? From a past life. Let me check and see if we got any other screenels here. It doesn't look like we do, but that doesn't mean you can't call us up during the week. That's right. That's right.

You can be played on the air at any given time. Certainly live every Monday night. You can be played on the air. Hell yeah. Um, I guess before I sign it off, did you, uh, did you have anything else? Or are you feeling, are you feeling groovy? Uh, one last thing and it won't be as long as that is I went somewhere very fucking gnarly last week. I went to Napa, Napa, California, where the wine's at, where the wine is made. And I tried to get some wine and guess what they don't have everywhere.

Wine? Napa wine. Oh. It's all fucking Spanish and import Portuguese wine and yeah, yeah, I didn't get it. It's like you're in Napa. What about the Napa wine? You know, and it's not like I was going to go to Napa and pay fucking, you know, God knows how much $20 a glass or whatever to drink Portuguese wine. I can go down to the corner store and get that for a bottle of it for fucking five bucks. And cotton gin's right. Sonoma is better anyway.

I went to Napa for the, there was a reason I went to Napa, but there's a million other places in California you can get wine for much cheaper. It's very high quality. And Napa is literally fucking just overrated, overblown. It's a place where losers go to get married. Damn. Sorry, sorry about that, sorry about that.

Oh, it's a, not, not like that, but like the people that like are hanging out the side of a limo and like throwing things at people downtown, like I'm talking about those kinds of people. Where's it outside of? Napa? Yeah. It's not far from my house. It's like less than an hour drive actually. It's probably been an hour and a half out of San Francisco. Oh, it's not bad. To the northeast. That's a date. That's an easy day trip. It's a way easy day trip.

And I always forget how close it is because I just do. To me, it feels like it's super far away, but I went there for a reason. And it was like, wow, that took nothing. Took no time at all and we were there. And then Sonoma is just another 20 minutes or so. If that. Yeah. So anyway, if anybody wants to come down and I know that nobody ever goes out to the breft coast and trust me, I understand. I completely understand why.

But if anyone ever were to be happy to run around and do some local stuff, you know, look I'm going to get up into the meetups again too. I got to start doing the no-gen of meetups because I keep running into people that are regulars at the meetup out and about. And they always say that to me. Oh, and the wild in the meetup. Yeah, just at bars around. Shout out to Mitch and Kristen and Flaher with Kelly smacker. Oh, yeah. That's a title. I ever heard one.

So when he leaves the meetup, he goes, keep it flat. Oh, boy. Yeah. Yep. Anyway, I could go on. There's been a lot going on, but I'll just I'll cap it at that. They'll stop myself. Yeah, the was on Tuesday. I ended up going down to Austin for lightbright's grandfather's funeral and did the visitation that day and funeral the next day and that kind of kicked off the week and things got picked up from there. And yeah, just fucking busy as fuck one thing to the next thing to the next thing.

Yeah, indeed. So that was like a 48 hours in Austin type of situation. And it was in Austin, Texas, who's Austin. That's correct. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully that's not too far. Yeah, about two hours. Give or take. Yeah. Not a short drive. Not not a long one. Not a short one either. Yeah, we spent all kinds of something that I my band actually played at a memorial on Sunday. Which was like the longest two hours show I've done in a long time. Where was it?

It was in it was close by at a gun club at a local gun club, which it's like they do trap shooting with 12 gauge. Okay. And but it's also kind of like an Elk Lodge type of joint where they'll have, you know, they've got the little club room in the bar and most of the people they were older. But it was for a guy that I knew and for a friend of the band as it were.

So we kind of did it as a, you know, just just in his honor or whatever we wanted to play at his thing that they were having at this gun club where he was a regular for decades in a town that's a very tight and it town called Martinez that claims to be the origin of the martini. The martini has been said to have been invented in this small town here in the East Bay or drunks that were waiting for the ferry to San Francisco. But yeah, we played this thing and, you know, it's interesting.

I guess I've never thought about where a martini originated and that's a gin and what? Vermouth. Vermouth. And of course, an olive if you want to be fancy and let everyone know it's a martini. Oh yeah. The visual. You fall out. Thank you, everybody. And the glass. And the glass too. There aren't a lot of cocktails out there that have their very own glass. You know, a martini glass, a very specific thing.

But the origin is unclear, but they say that it may have come from this small town, this this town which is along the railroad and has been since the transcontinental railroad came about in California. The rail has gone through there since the beginning. So it's an old sort of boom town type of joint. And the fucking gun club is old, dude. You know what you're off here? I don't know, maybe the 40s, 50s. Nice. Yeah. But yeah, he's been chipping along, I suppose.

Well there was one last final thing. I just remembered. Yeah. The terror card for tonight. Yes, we never got around to drawing that terror card. I was able to grab one right there at the top of the second, second half and it was the upright four of wands from the Lineshire Strider deck. With the keywords being happiness, family, unity, blossoming new life, new success and prosperity. Which this is most definitely a card that we have come across before.

I'm sure you've got a fancy way of indexing exactly how many times. Episode, sorry, let me just 83. That was one of them. 83. Yeah. I've seen it in episode 63, 66 and 104 is a reverse draw. So we have gotten this one a couple of times. The four of wands is a happy card that indicates celebration, harmony and happiness. It is often an omen of engagement, marriage or partnership. This card indicates the completion of a project or the end of a time of effort.

And welcome is a time of rest and celebration. This is an element of solidarity, stability and security to this card. Yeah, this is the fortress card. This is the king of the castle card. I'm the king of the castle in your dirty rascal. Whoa, where's that from? Crash into me. Crash into me? There's a novel he's working on. It's a lot of that. It's not the happily ever after card. That's a different card. This one is like the master of my domicile card. Yeah, you're set up. You're a made man.

Maybe. Maybe that's too far. Yeah, it's a welcome home. Hey, you know, we're throwing you a party. Everybody's getting together and the walls are up. You know, you don't have to worry about anything. You're safe within the walls of your community and you're going to be just fine. Everything's just going to be grand. Grand, grand, grand. Grand. Yeah, if you want to see that tarot card, we got it right there at the top of our show and it's zoososcorner.substack.com. Go check them out.

It's a good time. Yeah. I like doing an end of show dro. We should do that more often sometime. I'm in for a man or we should do that sometime more often. Which everyone comes first. Yeah. I think either of those are acceptable. Thank you.

There we go. 10 out of 10. I must recommend. Check it out Ellenbeats.com. L-N-Beats. Got it. It's a tits. Stephen B has been putting in a ton of work over there and it's just firing away so smooth. It looks good. Tons and tons of kickass music is showing up every day. It's growing. It's expanding. This is craft hoping. Oh shit. Bass and J just called out my band name in the chat. I don't know if I've ever mentioned my band name. Oh shit. That's good sleuthing. Here I got this. Oh my god.

Yeah, cats out of the bag. Bat, best J of the man. That's good shit. He went the distance. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they go in deep. Yeah. Ooh, good research in. He's a sleuth and internet sleuth. He's such a sleuth. He's got all my info man. He's got my tag. He's got you in his sights. Get you in my sights baby. Ooh, don't tease. I would like to, you know, I'm going to, I'm been thinking a lot about what everything going on. I would like to make, uh, I'd like to make an EP and drop it.

But that's, that's cooking. I'm working on it but it's, it's, don't hold your breath. You know man, there's a, there's a certain storm of ruin. I can feel it. And, uh, I think we're going to have ourselves a really good time. I know we are. Shit, we're already having a good time. It's getting better baby. Bring out the game.

I don't think, uh, we don't have, we don't have any guests lined up for the near future but definitely reached out to a few people so we'll start zipping that up and we'll be sure to let you know when to be looking out for them. Oh yeah. I'm just, I guess, I've got some lineup coming here. Oh yeah man. And, uh, yeah be sure to check out Phil's skate nags and chore boy albums. I'm a midnight mic stuff and a family Cooper fun band and a dainn over there. It's a good time.

Uh, let's sign it up until next time I've been Booberry, Mothman and Miniock lips. And uh, until last time. Uh, and maybe now I've been lavish. Ciao. I'm going to walk away and there will be an end to the horror. Delicious, nice kids. The human gets, the lord human gets, the warrior of the wasteland, the Iatola Brock and Rola. You have great kids. You have a win for boss and I came. You really just need to drink more water. For me that's like half of that.

Oh my god, I never take it after the game. I'm sticking my tongue out, I'm leaking the cherry, I taste it. Got her off. Get her off. It's legal. It is legal to love it.