S01E163: The Finest Bush

Rhapsody and Blue, yes, this sounds familiar How about Rhapsody and Mav Blue? Way too say-tiny, I think It's pretty say-tiny Even radio wouldn't accept it Uh, sorry We're gonna need to collect your RSS feed We're shutting this all up, Ration Danbari Yeah My advice, I'd contact a lawyer yesterday Yeah, we got a phone at the precinct, so...

Oh shit Fuck They really shut it down Oh, God, well, Jesus, ow Get that light out of my face Crash into me, crash into me Eat it, eat it, eat it Hmm Well, that's, I kept it nice and light I saw that you have a pretty juicy little topic tonight So, I wouldn't mind maybe hearing a scream mail

I wouldn't mind hitting an intermission and then getting into it Oh yeah, I can do that And, uh, as I get ready to pull up the scream mail page Uh, check that out In the split kit, we got more live new art from Make Heroism And I just fucking dropped right there Uh, fresh Wow Oh my goodness Uh, screamails, that's an excellent point And... Here's one Hey So, I'm looking at my contacts and I'm telling you to do the quick find dial, whatever B, T, S And I'm like messing with the...

The, uh, behind the backward threes and shit And then I realize, oh yeah The three and the, uh, E backwards Or E is on the same, uh, T9 entry, number three Actually, so, glad I just put it in as B, T, S And I never use those compusing E's or threes Anyway, so, the reason for my call And I hate to be the bearer of bad news Cause... Cause this, this really got me As we know, all great adventures Must come to an end And... The great...

Illustrious... T, we harmin' Ugh, rest in peace, brother Ugh, cancer got him Ugh, shit I die Bye That's right, RIP, Paul Rubens I saw the news, uh, actually, I believe it was a mom of a bearer who informed me Earlier today that he had passed, at the age of 70 I think it was I found this particularly haunting because I... I don't often do, you know, an impression of him, but last night I was doing an impression of him I've been barred from doing Pee Wee impressions in certain households, so...

Well, that's fair, that's fair I did busted that real quick, and, uh, well, strange synchronicity Can I, uh, can I give a little tribute to, uh, to Pee Wee, the original, uh, for special agent Dr. Sir Microtch here?

Of course This is crack Rock cocaine Glamorous, cool, kid stuff Look, everybody wants to be cool Hahahaha Hahahaha Confirmed Ahhh, goodness All the cool kids do crack Ooh This a fun one, I had to keep that around Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Wow, I feel really jacked up and scared now people Hahahaha Again?

I don't know, George H.W. Bush's personal stash is coming for me Hahahaha Hahahaha Uh, wow Hahahaha Uh, Rest in Power, Pee Wee, Hermann, Paul Rubin Yes, I'm gonna get a Rubin Sandwich tomorrow in your honor Nice, based Hahahaha This one's for Pee Wee Hahahaha Hahahaha Uh, alright What do we have on the docket for intermission tonight? Anything you want to tell us about?

Well, we've got some boostable tracks, some tasty tracks that you can find information for in links to the podcast index in our show notes ZoSosCorner.substac.com And also just a couple of ads from the sewer because we were just on the Nick the Rat Show Last Wednesday, which of course was a massive blast at great time But one of the conditions of being on the show is that we had to play a couple of ads from, you know, Nick's sewer sponsors So

I couldn't quite, I don't know if you got the same voicemail that I had received but it was something about neat caps and uh Yeah, the message was really The light vaporization if things didn't go their way Interesting Interesting So it was kind of breaking up on my, I mean we'll see I mean we agreed to do it so We did agree to do it I mean we didn't literally agree but I guess we did because he showed us contracts and our names were on it

I mean they were spelled wrong and they were kind of written in crayon but apparently at some point we signed these contracts so We have to honor our obligation Absolutely honored comrad

That's right we'll be right back after this quick break So So So So So So So So So So So So So

So Howdy there welcome back to the joy of sewage Here we've got our canvas Today I'm using an 18 by 24 inch double primed pre stretched canvas and we've set up a little background world here A beautiful cavern of sludge and grime, cased and metal and stone, yawning back hundreds of miles into slithering darkness And I'm thinking it's time to fill that little old world a little bit I suppose it's right about time to add maybe a couple a little real into these lonely little concrete sadpats

They may look a little better now but don't you worry we mix a little aluminum white with our industrial rust and we cut Cut across here with that little cutting tool nice quit strokes Mine the corners here and there you have some little railings with that ledge Maybe there's a little sewer scientist man around here somewhere now he can walk across safely So So Hello this is Tommy Everrichi owner of Tommy's arcades Do you want a gaming experience unlike anything that you have ever seen before

Oh my god Oh my god What's going on Oh my god what's going on My freaking roof Holy shit Holy shit Enter the craft immediately Oh my god What are you You have no choice human Enter the craft and prepare yourself I don't understand what's going on Nick, you have your self Oh They're picking me up Nick They're picking me up they're taking me away Oh my god I need you to call my cousin I need you to call my cousin Tommy's arcades Brooklyn sewers finest electronic gaming Emporium 917 719 592 3

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