S01E161: The Baddest Grip You Ever Did See

He told Cassivian to drive to a house at 3301 Waverly Drive in Los Filos section of Los Angeles. Located next door to a home where Manson and family members attended a party the previous year, it belonged to a supermarket executive, Lino Leobanka and La Bianca and his wife Rosemary, who owned a dress shop. According to Edgonson Cassivian Manson disappeared up the driveway and returned to say that he had tied up the house's occupants. Then Watson, Crane Winkle and Van Houten went in.

Watson claims in his autobiography this is Tex Watson who was played by Austin Butler, who played Elvis. This is the guy who played him and once upon a time in Hollywood. He claims in his autobiography that Manson went up alone then returned to take him up to the house with him. Manson pointed out a sleeping man through the window and the two entered through the unlocked back door.

Watson claimed Manson roused the sleeping Lino Bianca from La Bianca, sorry, from the couch at gunpoint and had Watson bind his hands with a leather thong. Rosemary was brought into the living room from the bedroom and Watson covered the couple's heads with pillowcases, which he bound in place with lamp cords. Manson left and Crane Winkle and Van Houten entered the house. Watson had complained to Manson earlier of the inadequacy of the previous night's weapons.

Watson sent the women from the kitchen to the bedroom where Rosemary Leobanka had been returned while he went to the living room and began stabbing Lino La Bianca with a chrome plated bayonet. The first thrust went into his throat. Watson heard a scuffle from the bedroom and went in there to discover that Rosemary was keeping the women at bay by swinging the lamp tied to her neck.

He stabbed her several times with the bayonet and then returned to the living room and resumed attacking Lino who he stabbed a total of 12 times. He then carved the word war into his abdomen. Watson returned to the bedroom and found Crane Winkle stabbing Rosemary with a knife. Van Houten stabbed her approximately 16 times in the back and the exposed buttocks severing her spine. Van Houten claimed at trial that Rosemary Leobanka was already dead by the time she was stabbing her.

Evidence shows that many of the 41 stab wounds had in fact been inflicted post-mortem. Watson then cleaned off the bayonet, showered, while Crane Winkle wrote, rise and death to pigs on the walls and the famous Helter Skelter on the refrigerator door, all in La Bianca's blood. She gave Lino La Bianca 14 puncture wounds with an ivory-handled two-timed carving fork which she left shutting out of his stomach and then she planted a steak knife in his throat.

Meanwhile, Manson drove the other three family members home that had departed to spawn with him that evening and he left everybody to hitchhike back. There was another murder plan that day where Manson had left three people to attack somebody. According to Kazbian Manson wanted his followers to murder Nader. Nader, who's Nader? Lebanese actor Saladin Nader. So they drove to the Venice home of Lebanese actor Saladin Nader and said, kill this guy too.

But Kazbian claims that she thwarted this murder by deliberately knocking on the wrong apartment door and waking a stranger. The group abandoned the murder plan and left, but Adkins shud on the stairwell and his way up. Oh, hey, you know, it's just a good measure. We gotta go, you gotta go. You might as well. I'm not gonna murder you but I'll shit on your doorstep. Fuck you. Why not? It's the thought that counts. It's the energy that counts.

You didn't want to go back empty-handed, empty-babbled. You have to really mean that one. I feel like if you're leaving the site of a potential murder that was thwarted and you're like, you know what? Fuck you. You pull your pants down and just take a big old dump there and drop a dos. Yeah. And then you look in the eye and go, you're welcome. You don't even like try and kick and like cover it up or nothing. Nope. Just steaming right there in the step. Step, steamer. I'm full of shit.

Not anymore. I don't know. It seems like bullshit to me. Look, a stadium says, you shit on my house? You shit on my house? I have some interview clips of our lady, Leslie Talking. I have a parole review from 1990-80 if you could play that, Lulu-3. The autopsy report verifies that there were superficial stab wounds in the lower back of Mrs. Lobby-Anca. I have consistently testified and taken responsibility for those.

The district attorney's office never presented any evidence that would refute what I have said. And so it's a matter of, I believe, my consistency. Long before I ever heard of an autopsy report or anything else, that those wounds were post-mortem. Yep. So it's her owning up to it. Saying, I did it. That was me. But that's it. That's all I did. But she was dead. She was already dead. She's already dead. Lulu-4, here's another parole review from 96.

I remember in court, I said that I felt like a sharpness out of control for that moment. And I felt as though I were using all the strength I had. And I was very surprised that when the coroner's report was given that the wounds were superficial, that they didn't penetrate that deeply. Deeply. Oh, Jay. Yes. Oh, Jay. I know that clip anywhere. You know, we've been talking about cameo. Cameos come up a couple times and Oh, Jay was on cameo for exactly 24 hours. Oh, he's not on there anymore.

No, cameo had to step in and be like, no, talk. You got to go. Wow. I don't fucking think so, Oh, Jay. Oh, boy. California. What a terrible, terrible place. It's not an action there on the West Coast. That's the perfect way to describe it. That should be written on the sign when you come in. Welcome to California. Non-stop action. The fun never stops. Never never stops. We have. Gosh, I just keep thinking about that.

No, Jay. I don't know. He gave me car on. We got to do. One of these days, even though. So hilarious. I remember the day that he went back to Twitter. I know. I'm you know. Let's see here. He's still on Twitter and he post his videos. Hello, Twitter world. Hello, Twitter world. It's a rent all. Rent all James Simpson here. Uh, I've got a just a what your whistle just a touch. Do you want to hear my whistle? Yeah, this is a throwback from battle of the douchebags number four.

I got a clip here labeled laughing about blood. I think Charlie had followed this guy and one big show was no problem. Andy brought the knife as things got heated. I just remember the cold fell. I heard herself. And this guy kind of got into a karate thing. And I said, well, you think you can kick my ass and I remember my grab the knife. I do remember that portion taking a knife from Charlie that, to be honest, after that, I don't remember.

Except I'm standing there. I don't remember all kind of stuff around and just dumb around. What kind of stuff? Well, we blood and stuff. I hate to say this. I know we got to back up again. It's okay. I want to back up too. I want to back up too. I want to back up too. I want to back up too. I want to back up too. I want to back up too. Yeah, yes. Oh, no, I'm fucking OJ. Fucking the past. A true American hero. That murderer ran for 11,000 yards, by the way. Sorry, the what?

That murderer ran for 11,000 yards, blueberry. This is a stat. This is a football stat. Yes, I've heard of these. Yes, back in the day, that's what OJ was known for playing football. I should look for that for an opener sometime. It's the OJ roast. I think it was, who the fuck is Richard Pryor's up there. Oh, God. Roasting them. Yeah, that's a good one. They could be a show opener next week. Yeah. Oh, delightful. Fucking.

When they when they dropped that documentary series on them, I don't know if you saw that. I just sat, I watched that and just laughed. Got high and just laughed my ass off. I'm not familiar with this one. I wish I could say some of the shit from from that. It's just it's pure. So fucking pure. OJ was also the end of an era. In this country.

So going back to our lady, Leslie, she had a very interesting period where she was going out for interviews and she was interviewed in a very cool way, I think, by none other than Diane Sawyer herself. Clip 5. Clip 5. Diane Sawyer talks to Manson's ex followers. And in these extraordinary interviews, they attempt to describe how their middle class personalities were overtaken by Manson's charisma.

Leslie in high school, very bright, she's gorgeous, all the boys love her, she plays baritone sacks in the marching band for gosh sakes. Leslie Van Houten is an example of how people can be very normal but they all of us have vulnerabilities and Manson could smell it. I seem to want more living out of life than what was expected of young girls at that time. Drugs, sacks, you know, breaking away from the norm. Leslie Van Houten's father moved out. She lost her way after that.

I think that when my father left, I was desperately seeking someone that I could love and hold on to and call my own. Charlie Manson would always tell her little puzzles to try to work out. So he would say, you can figure this out. You're smart. He always finds the way to make the other person feel loved, appreciated. He was like Christ and he had the answers for as twisted as it all got.

You know, I really think that I felt that I had met someone that by being around him would have a positive change. Hmm. Hmm. Tried. Tried hard, but to no avail, unfortunately. Absolutely, snite. Blasted. And John Waters goes so far as to say, and I don't know about an audio clip of him saying this, but I read that he said that if she had been his friend instead of Charlie Manson's friend at that time, she would have never done what she did. That's the fucking, that's the claim.

There are an impressionable young lady in a bad place, rough home, on drugs, peace and love around her, completely open to her own whims and impulses. She goes with this guy, she becomes a murderer. She goes with John Waters, hey, maybe she would have been an actress or something. Maybe a sentin' photographer. Maybe a PA. One of the baddest grippers he ever saw. You never know. She's a fucking key grip, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. Uh, we have the secret. The secret all of it.

The reason why Charlie was, had this cult in the first place, how does a man even get into this position where he has a harem of women in a small army of men that he's pimping these women out to, living on this fucking movie set ranch? What's the secret, Puberty? What could it be? It was probably some MK Ultra experiment. It probably was? It probably was. Or could it be something even more simple than that? Oh, please play Lulu 6, the secret.

I don't think anyone ever joined the Manson family who completely were self-confident. He could always find a way in. Manson met Patricia Crenwinco when she was staying with a sister who had problems. Manson said to Pat, you should come away with me. You're so ugly, and I'm ugly. We're the only two people who will tell each other we're beautiful. That night, um, we slept together. And when we made love, all our members, just crying and crying to this man, because he said, oh, you're beautiful.

I couldn't believe that. I just started crying. Pat Crenwinco basically left with Charlie Manson the next day. And Pat firmly believed that she was going to leave with Charlie and he was going to be your new boyfriend to manage in her shock when she found out she was only part of a harem who would have to share him. He had great confidence in his own sexual prowess. And what they really liked about me, you want to really hear it? A f***ing real good. That's the secret.

Oh, shit. Why don't I think of that? F***. It's so simple. The way to a woman's heart. I got a lot of trips coming up. I got to save my social credit score. Oh, yeah. You have to refrain from doing anything too extreme. F***ing good. According to Charlie himself, that's the magic secret to starting a cult. Oh, my God. Kicking myself. F***ing good. Jesus, of course. And then the guys come up and they're like, can I f*** him too? And they're like, yeah, sure. Whatever. What he goes on and on.

They've made so many movies aside from, of course, one spawn town in Hollywood. There's all kinds of movies they made and I found out recently that they made a movie with none of them Matt Smith. Oh, the British actor? The British actor of Dr. Huffane. Yeah. He played a killer Charlie Manson in the movie Charlie Says. The movie itself, as I understand it, from what I saw, kind of sucks. It's not very cool. It's not very entertaining. It's not a great plot necessarily. You're good writing.

But I will say Matt Smith does kick ass in his portrayal of Charlie Manson. So I'll give him that. He's able to reflect the kind of charisma this guy had. It's kind of aggressiveness that this guy had. He's very quick. He didn't miss a beat. Charlie was a confidence man. He was very confident, very, very confident, a narcissist in a way. But he had a way with words and he was always kind of waxing to these people. And he would find people who were in a bad place.

Mentally ill people, people from broken homes. A lot of them were middle class so they hadn't really lived on the street or dealt with con men like him. And you just have to find the right crew people that made it all work. We'll close it out with Lulu 7 Putty. These kids were putty in his hands. You know, it didn't happen overnight. He spent a lot of time taking middle class girls and remolding them. I was an empty shell of a person that was filled up with Manson Radarik.

It wasn't so strange in 1967 to drive a bus, to give up all your clothes, you know, and going around and talk peace. A lot of times where you might have had someone say, don't you think what you're doing is odd? Instead, we're always in places where people were saying, wow, can I join you? The posse gets bigger and bigger and eventually they all pile in that bus and they drive down to Los Angeles. From San Francisco where they settle at Spawn Ranch.

The Spawn movie Ranch, which is in the northwest part of LA. All the cowboy shows from the 50s and early 60s were shot there. The saloon, the hotel, the dusty main street. Manson and his family just moved in there and that became their base of operation. For Manson like any demagogue, if you're trying to take followers and make them buy into your region, buy into your reality as opposed to anybody else's. You want to get them isolated. You want to get them away from outside influence.

I was cutting off my past and in my own brain it was like, I can't go back. You could absolutely not talk about your past at all. And one thing we didn't have is watches. The whole idea was to let time disappear. There was no time. We gave up our birthdays. There's that time talk again. Yep. And time doesn't matter, nothing matters. I also like the call back to the isolation rhetoric. Very effective. A very important aspect of being a cult.

That was something that the women talked about when they were in prison. And they were finally apart from Charlie. In the beginning they were very much still a part of the family. But as time went on, the spell broke. And Charlie's behavior, of course, not owning up to any of the murders and kind of acting like he wasn't involved when everybody else has to take the rap and go to prison for what he asked them to do. Everybody eventually started not liking him, started not liking him.

And started giving the police information and writing autobiographies as to what happened and how it happened. So isolation is very important. Keep everybody in line. Keep them in check. Have them be talking to nothing or nobody that would be giving them any sort of silly ideas. Yeah. And in the LSD, people always talk about the acid. Acid is a tough thing to do all the time. I don't know if you've ever done acid for days on end.

To me, you have to be a very specific kind of person to even be in the room when it comes to that sort of activity. And for them to go around and say, oh, well, I was doing this and doing that because I was on acid every day. The only thing I can say is, why the fuck were you on acid every day? It doesn't take much acid to realize what the shit is. What it could do to you. But perceptions were different at that time. And the acid was different at that time. I understand the acid was better.

Cleaner, perhaps. Cleaner, just like everything else was. That's what they say about decocaine. That's what they say about everything. Drugs have never been dirtier and worse. And they're getting worse every year. But the idea was that, you know, the story is this gal was just a confused, angry 19 year old girl on drugs that had been duped into this deal. And because of her decisions that she made when she was a teenager, she had to spend her entire life in prison.

And only last week was she released at the tender age of 73. Now free to rehabilitate herself. She's never seen the internet. She's never seen cell phones. She's never seen many of the conveniences of the modern world. And it reminds me of the scene at the end or not the end. One of the scenes from Shawshank Redemption. Hmm. Have you seen you've seen Shawshank? I'm sure. It's been a long while, but yes. They have a character in there.

Gosh, I'm slipping on his name, but he's like the old man in the prison. He's been in there since, you know, he murdered someone when he was 19. And they finally let him go when he's 73. And he goes out into the world. They give him a job as a clerk at a grocery store. And he just can't adapt because he's been so institutionalized by Brooks. Thank you, Clipestotean, Brooks. He's been so institutionalized by being in prison.

He doesn't know anything else. He doesn't know how to exist outside of the prison world. And so sadly, he kills himself. And that is that philosophy and mentality is challenged again at the end of the movie when Morgan Freeman's character gets out of prison and is in the same position where he's also an institutionalized need. He can't exist outside the world, but he has his friend. You know, it's a sort of power of friendship story where, you know, we can make it together sort of a thing.

Alone we die together, we stand. But that's what I worry about with her. And with anybody who's been institutionalized that long, what life must be like? It must be just complete chaos, craziness, a new world entirely. And at 73, how many years do you have left anyway? What are you trying to learn? What are you trying to gain? Aside from just sliding more and more into age and into the inevitability of your own mortality. Let's start scrolling TikTok. Yeah, watch porn. I don't know.

Spoke some weed. What's Hentai? Hentai Haven. What is this? It's called Hentai and its art. Oh, I'm sorry. I fucked that up. It's Hentai and its art. I might have still fucked that up. Objectively speaking, Hentai is art. Maybe we should go to drag shows. Who knows? I don't know what this lady is going to get into. I don't know if she has family. It just is fascinating to me. I wonder if her and Waters have gotten up yet. Oh, I bet they have. I bet they're partying right now.

I bet they're doing acid. Probably. For old times sake, Leslie. So congratulations to you, Leslie Van Howden. Welcome back to society. Please fucking behave yourself. We as a society have deemed you no longer a threat. And we hope you enjoy the bit of freedom that you do have. I definitely hold her responsible for the murder. I think that she's she had a terrible she committed a terrible crime all those years ago.

But the prison system inherently gives you the idea that there is a rehabilitation that there is a forgiveness that you can earn yourself from society. And that even if you kill somebody, if you do your time and you and you show that you are repentant and that you regret your actions, that you can be re released into the world. Otherwise, what's the point of prison? You might as well just fucking shoot the guy once they've committed a crime.

Well, that that doesn't sound very profitable. Come red. It's not very profitable. Not very profitable. You know, they created their own little section at the the women's correctional facility in Chino, California, just for them. The only women around that were on death row, California. Didn't last long, but special treatment nonetheless and definitely cost the taxpayer something. Should I should I play the thing? Yeah. You're listening to behind the schemes women of mystery.

That's right. Surprise bitches. This was a women of mystery segment all along. That's right. Nice. So to Leslie Manhattan, women of mystery, salutations to you and welcome back. We some video. Bones all over you. No. Yeah. You know, it seems like there's a happy ending after all. Why not? Why not think of it like that? Yeah. You know, all wheel of fortunes considered. This is a very positive outcome. I would say so.

This is a lady who despite being the lowest of the low is today walking free because of choices that she made. You know, she took a bad spin there right at the beginning, but she held on long enough that was able to come back around. We take a look. Oh, the road ducks. Nice. Yeah, I thank you. I didn't realize it till by halfway through. So I got some make goods that I'll have to hitch up with. All right. I'll do some make goods in the booth section. Yeah.

Yeah. She's cool. She I heard she like taught dance. You got a bachelor's degree. You know, she did all the things that you do when you're cool in prison. No doubt. Well, shall we jump into some screen meals and we'll take an intermission?

Truly. Yes, we got a handful. Oh, wait. I keep forgetting that we have these things that we should do them more often. Oh, wow. Incredible. Incredible. Oh, we have quite a few lined up for time. We even got some text messages. Here's a text message from a texture who says angry leprechaun is furious. Can't believe you tried to pull off a podcast playing Nintendo for sure on paper. It's slightly less retarded than playing chess, but it turns out it isn't.

I want to stop listening, but I need to get some value back after a savage loss. Wait a minute. Is he happy or angry? I can't tell. Well, he is angry leprechaun. I assume this is the angry leprechaun. He's angry by default, but is he extra angry or is he slightly less angry? Angry leprechaun is furious. Hmm. Well, you know, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Yeah. I can only guarantee that I have some crazy shit planned up for animations as far as these chapters are concerned.

It's going to happen. It's going to happen. It's going to do a bigger story. We're not just sitting around and playing video games, buddy. Yeah, trying to get some stuff tested out. I want to be able to do it with people that are into it live on the show. Make it a whole multimedia experience. Just for the fuck of it. Just for the fuck of me. Let's get into a voicemail here. Hello, gentleman. Hello. Yeah. Gentlemen. I don't know what's in front of the scenes.

I mean, you guys are behind the who's in front, you know. Money. I was like an A. Yeah. So, oh, you guys doing well. What's the weather like? Uh, no triple digits, which is appropriate. You know, both under size and whatnot got those little digits going. I have to just call later to make sure I'm still alive because I'm going to go running and it's triple. Yeah, anyway, but I got the water. So we're saying hydrated. You know, that's the key. Amon set. So anyway, instant shade. So, uh, the wash.

Yo. What are you wearing? Almost nothing. Almost nothing. The apocalyptic folding ladder. What's going on? I'm ready to check for a powerful the title down. That's when it's fiberglass. Not like the aluminum ladder that I'm standing next to. But I got it for free. Hey, free ladders, free ladders. You free anything, spring. I'm spring. Let's see. I mean, watching the nieces and on that view, we're watching the nieces and that view on my brother and sister and I got away for the weekend.

And, uh, what's the good, you know, but when they don't take a nap, especially the, uh, almost the youngest one. Just kind of like, man, just all over, you know, like everything's going great. And then all of a sudden one thing happens and just like, and then, uh, you know, then you make a whole joke and smile. And then they kind of go back to that. But for the most part, you like 9.5%. So, you know, I guess that's the screen.

I mean, screen about the heat, but, you know, that's, that's a summer. It's really region that is. I mean, I keep hot right now by myself. So, you know, yeah. All right. Well, I hope, I hope that goat blood is cool. Hmm. It's refreshing. Hmm. But make sure that that blood's been going. So, all right. The blood's cool. We're going to go get out there. So, with a gas. Well, that's it.

And, uh, you know, whether or not it's, uh, a mineball in the corner pocket or there's no ball in the corner pocket. Or an eight ball in my pocket. My upper pocket. Give it, give it a good old party. Check out! Yeah, Collar. Yeah. Thank you, Christopher Bells for calling. I appreciate a man who appreciates a ladder. Hmm. I prefer the former myself, but two each is on ladder. Don't mind if I do. Uh. Yes, free letters, free anything is good. We have a follow up, a direct follow up forum.

Very well, direct follow up. Part two. Hello. Cut out like at that rock moment. Yeah, out. Out. Out of the out. Ooses. Yeah. Man, we have a stack of them. I think, uh, I think we'll roll right into this next one. Let's do it. So, I just saw a video about the uh, Oppenheimer movie. And it said that they were able to recreate. The atomic bomb blast without CGI. And I don't know if you guys are thinking what I'm thinking, but. Blots, but, but. Sounds like a lot of TNT. Caller, a lot of TNT.

Yeah, I'm 10, 20, 60,000 sticks. Just mad stacks of TNT. Stacks of sticks. Would be my guess. Yes. Uh, then he destroyed all humans. Yeah. Who was it? Um. Oh, yeah, it was a flatter Dave. I remember him, uh, bringing that up. Just ever so briefly when we had him on. That's right. He did. He brought up a ton of power. Brought up the bomb. The bomb's just being a more so fire bomb. Just a fire bomb. Yeah. Big joke. Interesting stuff. It was claimed that very heavily for a Nagasaki in particular.

Just burned. Hmm. Things that make you go in the night. Do you go in the night? Oh, man. Call me 612-2637-99. Yeah. I think we should definitely save these for the second second half of show and just get into some intermission action. You know who was on the Obinheimer train before anybody? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Oh. You know what my high school quote was? Ooh. Um. Is it? Is it? Is it?

What was it? It was, I had become death, the destroyer of worlds. I was hoping that was going to be it. The actual literal senior quote in my yearbook, I'll show it to you. I was on the Obinheimer train since day one, baby. If you could find a picture of that, I think that would make excellent show art. Especially if we like censored at your face, black barred it up. Oh yeah. It can be done. It can be done. Oh yeah. I think this is a marvelous idea. This is going to be great.

I want to disclose that to the crowd here. Uh, yes. Um, 612-263-799. You still got plenty of time to call us up or text us. You can do that too. So much time. So much time. Uh, as I understand it, you've made us a beautiful intermission for this evening. Yes. I and all of this music is boostable if you are listening in through the apps that are doing the value time split. And I still cannot yet to this moment. Remember what they all are. Just trust yourself that you're in the right one.

Um, we got a couple of, uh, re-returning names. We got, say a means. Uh, that was actually a request sent in by Make Heroism. Um, I got a, uh, 10 minutes. Great stuff. I got a Sarah Jade track in their cash back to kick us off. We got a, uh, Mr. Ed submission from an email, a couple of weeks ago that he had sent in. And then, uh, someone posted up some no agenda mixes. So you might, you might recall this one coming up at the, at the very ends, but, uh, yeah, it's about 15 minutes.

And when we get back, we'll be thinking all the producers getting into some boost. And, uh, maybe a little bit of man, myth and magic. Mmm.

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She's awkward. Not very friendly. But she's too young. She's a white snail. She wears glasses, honey. Another one. Oh no, she's married. Well, well. Eastern presents the losers. In matured? 19 out of 20 girls we see never get to be an Eastern airline stewardess. They're probably good enough to get a job anywhere they want. But at Eastern we're very choosy about whom we let serve you on a plane. It may make our job a lot harder, but it makes you're flying a lot easier. We want everyone to fly.

Over the girl with the glasses. No, honey, wait.

In the wintertime, keep your feet warm. Keep your feet warm. Keep your feet warm. Keep your clothes on the tone. Forget me. Keep your memories. But keep your poutage right to you. In the summertime by the close side, While the fireflies are all around you. I miss you and I'm lonely. I miss the other morning too. Don't forget me. Don't forget me. Take it easy on me just for a little while. You know I think about you. Let me know you think about me too.

And when I'm old, And full of cancer, It doesn't matter now, Come on, get up. I think it's nothing less for the But I will always love you. Don't forget me. Don't forget me. Take it easy on me just for a little while. You know I think about you. Let me know you think about me too. I always like to work outdoors. But when my allergies got the best of me, I thought those days were gone. Then I asked my doctor about levittol. And he said levittol. What is that? I said I don't know.

I think it's an allergy medication. So he said levittol. Oh, do you mean levittrol? But then again, what do I know? I'm just a doctor. So I said can levittrol help me? And he said sure it'll cure all of your allergies with little or no side effects. But it's not a miracle drug. You can't cure gay. And I was like, what? And he's like, you heard me, Tinkerbell? It can't cure gay. What's your problem? He's like, okay. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Lots of people have gay. Very common.

And I said, first of all, I'm not gay. And second of all, gay is not a disease. I was like, what's your going up on me, sugar? You want to throw down? Because I will drop you like a bad transmission. And I'm like, I don't want to fight. I just want to know if levittrol is right for me. He said I already told you it's right for you. What do you gay and deaf? So I was like, screw you. And I threw a punch in it. But he did some kind of come food block. And I was like, yeah!

Like this thing comes when it's crout. And it must have blacked out. Because the next thing I remember is I woke up on the roof of the parking garage in nothing but my underwear. And I was so cold. So very, very cold.

And I was like, what's your going up on me? And those boggy fields and tough grasses they made you, which intermade me. The tone of the family's voices and the glow in their big gentle lies. And the spark that burns up inside them, growing up with deep Irish pride. Those old, donny, goring clouds fell on you as they do on me. And those boggy fields and tough grasses they made you, which intermade me. As we walked back campus, to this man can cry a thing.

And when I was like, three or six months ago he felt like our neighbor. But lighting them up finished my house. And I look back clean, see the school where they're true for Cabinet. And the storm clouds over the hill tops I think of you everywhere you've been. Those old dawning golden clouds fell on you as they do on me. And those boggy fields and tough grasses they made you, which intermade me. Sometimes past since you came here, since your final farewell tour. But memories live on in stories.

And those stories are something I adore. Those old dawning golden clouds fell on you as they do on me. And those boggy fields and tough grasses they made you, which intermade me. Those old dawning golden clouds fell on you as they do on me. And those boggy fields and tough grasses they made you, which intermade me. We came, we saw, we died.

We died. We died. What difference at this point does it make? It makes. We need to kill them. We need to kill them. Bomb them. Bomb them. Bomb them. And bomb them again. Listen. You're in my house. Hey. You're in my house. Do you know what? Shut up, please. We need to kill them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut up already. Hey. Bomb them. Okay. Bomb them. You know what? And bomb them again. You're in my house. And bomb them again. Hey. Bomb them. You know what? Bomb them.

Okay. Bomb them again. Listen. Hey. Bomb them. We came. Bomb them. You saw? Bomb them. We died. Bomb them again. We died. Bomb them. What difference? Bomb them. It's just quite bomb them. Just it makes. You can take that to the face. Hey. Bomb them. Hey. Bomb them. Hey. Bomb them. We need to kill them. Bomb them. Hey. Bomb them. Hey. Bomb them. We need to kill them. Hey. Bomb them again. Kill, kill, kill them. We need to kill them. Bomb them again. Kill, kill, kill them. We need to kill them.

And bomb them again. Shut up, babe. Have you ever heard the story about the four people named anybody, everybody, somebody, and nobody? Or here it goes. There was an important job to be done and everybody was sure that somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was everybody's job. Everybody thought anybody could do it, but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when nobody did what anybody could have done. It's not my job. We now return to behind us. We came, we saw he died.

This is episode 161 of Behind the Scames and welcome back. In the name cackling follows, it's currently July 17th, 2023, 947 pm here on the Brevcoz. It's 1147 over there on the central coast, which means it's midnight 47 over there on the least coast. You guys blow chunks. Speaking of blowing chunks, I don't want to forget this. So let's go ahead and announce this. We got a special episode coming up next week on Wednesday. It is next week. Oh my goodness. That's right. The story right.

The schemes are finally headed to the sewers of Brooklyn, New York. This is correct. Booberry and myself will be on the legendary, the inimitable, the unfuckin' really awesome fucking great show out there. Nick the rat with Nick the fucking rat. Nick? I've seen his birth certificate. What does that say on there, the fucking rat, Nick? It doesn't always bring that up in conversation, but we know better. That's right. Nick the rat, they call John Waters the King of Trash.

Well Nick the rat is the god of trash. Because wow. And that will be next Wednesday, July 26th. The Nick the Rat Show starts at 8 o'clock, Western. So it starts at 11 o'clock Eastern. Yeah, Nick the Rat starts nice and late. The OG late night show. And that's indeed. You don't want to miss it. If you have never seen the Nick the Rat Show, go to Nickthe Rat.com. Go check it out. He's done hundreds of episodes. He does a Twitch stream with it. It is all kinds of wonderful stuff.

And it's a great show. You remiss to miss. Yep. Your friend of Art Bell or anything like that. Live in the knowledge industry. Be live on his Twitch. Be live on his own broadcast. And I think I'm going to go ahead and set us up with a live item for our feed. And oh, that does remind me. I'm going to write up a value split that I'm very excited about because Nick got signed up with a wallet. And I'm going to include them on the live action for next week. You talked Nick into an LB wallet.

We're just something that you're just really good at apparently. You got for all kinds of people. I got to. That was two within a week. Mr. LB should be sending you a check. I do get a I do have my reservations. And it's only because Albi made it so incredibly easy to get set up. And it's very versatile from what I understand and have witnessed myself. But you know, it is.

It does tend to attract a lot of people which I just think I would like to see something as valid and useful as Albi show up is what I'm getting at. Now, you know, people just they like the way you talk. You talk real pretty. And so they're going to go ahead and do that. And Nick the right one got us now. I'll be wallet for next week's show. So please tune in next July 26 next Wednesday at 11 o'clock Eastern at eight o'clock a set up for rest. West coast time.

And yeah, I think other than that, I don't know if there's any other immediate. Housekeeping. So let's get into things and producers because. Yes, indeed. We are a value for value production, which means that we don't have ads or don't have any corporate sponsorship of any kind. Keeps us from having to do lame reads and it also keeps us from censoring ourselves through our sponsors, which is a very real thing. You have companies giving you money.

They want to have some sort of say over the content that you provide and of the topics that you discuss. And we won't do that. We never did. No sir. Read. No, sir, Bob because it is it is very fulfilling to produce and host just just stuff on the internet. People can have total and free access to it. Correct. It was meant to be. You may or may not. Hopefully you do find value in our show.

If you're listening to our show, if you're listening, if you're giving us your time, even that alone is producership. And if you're so much as listening to the show, well then we thank you. We thank you for your time and for your talent. But for those who directly contribute to the show and there are so many ways we do that boob here. There's so many ways that you can contribute to the show. And people do. They provide music. They provide art.

They even provide information or discussions, ideas, topics, material that they would like to hear about. There's all kinds of ways that you can support the show and those who do are our official producers of the evening. We call them freaks of hazards. And we like to thank them at the beginning of the second half of every show that we do.

We did have one monthly PayPal donation come through from one of the earliest risers out there on No Agenda Social at Sea Brooklyn 112 coming in with his $6 a month donation. Well, thank you, Sea Brook. Yes, thank you. Money just goes into my bank account. Great. Sometimes. And with Sea Brook, we know that we've gone too long if he's boosting our show after we've released it at 4 in the morning. It gets up at 4 in the morning and he goes, oh, great. A new scheme. And then lets us know.

Usually the first to comment. Usually via the means of goat blood. Yes. We have two ways of accepting monetary contributions. One is PayPal and the other is through Bitcoin. But it's only through the Bitcoin. Can you slot other the goats? This is very true. I wish somebody would come up with a bank app where I could just like, I don't know, just like do PayPal kill goats with my Wells Fargo account. Yeah. Visa, Mastercard, get on it. The people have spoken. They want blood, goat's blood.

And we do have quite a few art submissions for this week. The first one that I got since ever was from NetNed who has done this so incredibly surreal Ted Kaczynski as a clown. It's beautiful. It's gorgeous. This is amazing. NetNed. It's wonderful. I asked him, oh, so. He did it himself. NetNed is actually a bit of an artist. He's one, he's one no agenda show art a couple of times. So he is a legitimate artist around these ports. And yeah, this is great.

Unibomber with clown face and nose and glasses. It's great. It's fantastic. I, I might throw this into some Photoshop and give it a, like a 3D variant. I would love to have it just as it is on a t-shirt. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a giant face on the t-shirt. Big. That'd be it. And it's like you can, you can just see his eyes through the glasses. It's creepy. It's very well done. And of course it has the BTS there. It has the, the red, gray and cyan, which is our staple.

Yeah. So thank you very much NetNed. But again, like we said, people sending art, people sending music, people sending all kinds of stuff. On top of that, we got some more art from the ever talented and ever prolific make heroism. Came through with some very beautiful pieces. This is a very, it almost looks like a concert poster here. Nine of the schemes. Monday 7 30, 10 30, BTS.LOL. And you can find this art all at zozo's corner dot substack dot com.

He provided us with that and then he also provided us with a puppet image behind the schemes established 2020. Yeah. I'm glad that you said the concert, concert flyer theme because this is the type of stuff that absolutely would look fantastic plastered everywhere. Mm-hmm. This is a very professional looking graphic here, which admittedly is different than our rough and tumble image that we're always trying to go for.

This is a very polished, very, very polished piece of work and it absolutely still fits in with the color scheme and everything. It's very well done. Yeah. He's, he's been on a tear as of late. And it's, it was a perfect timing too because I've got, I'm trying to change it up and just kind of cycle through all the different art, just evergreen art for all of the, the live-screen male chapters. It's working out perfectly. Yeah. It's all coming together. So thank you very much for that make here.

I really appreciate that man. Yes, make here was along with Marikade Ultra also runs the shop of BTS dot shop, the threadless store. You can find a link to that zozo's corner dot substack dot com and you can get all kinds of fresh bro tanks for the summer. You know, I know you got to get, you got to get a fresh crop of bro tanks. So actually just put up some new designs I saw. There's a, there's what was referred to as the attitude era of BTS. Uh huh.

They got, they got a new shirt up there and then there's a take on the Operation Ivy logo, but it features the behind the schemes name on it. Sweet. Yeah. Good stuff. And of course the wishy relavish hot dogs a joint. Yes, which I've been wearing a lot. I will say I wore my cyan blue wishy relavish bro tank to the 4th of July. Nice. And it was, it was exactly what a brother needed. So thank you so much for that. And T-shirts for 15 bucks. I mean, it's very affordable.

So if you need some new stuff, please, we go to BTS dot shop. Which you can find a link. Zoos is corner dot subset dot com or you go to our website BTS dot L.O.L. It's a, that's an incredibly short domain. I mean that, that's seven characters total. That's right BTS dot L.O.L. It's very simple. Very, very simple. Uh. Thanks to them. And also thanks to them for hosting these great Sunday jack box uh deals. Yes. They do have a boostable feed now out there on the podcast and 2.0 apps.

So definitely tune into that. It was hyper space out. Hyper space out. Yeah. Producership, but it's finest. Yes. I'm excited to see what they do with a lit tag over there. Uh. They'll build into it. Yeah. And actually kind of rolling into that because I always get super excited to see these drop. Marikate Ultra had a new sub stack from the great unthinking, unthinking. Awesome. Awesome. False pedestals featuring some of her most firearm I will say. Beautiful. Fucking stunned.

Very talented group of people. The great unthinking on sub stack. And of course the talented individuals. Congratulations to Sir Sir Seat sitter for his 200th episode of apps in a set. Six pack. Yes. A UNI both were independently on shows this week, this last week. And that was the one I was on. It was Sir Seat sitter on his 200th episode. Very big milestone for any podcasting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My man. Uh. Famous for his 16 hour 100th episode stream.

Yeah. He suggested a 36 hour stream but he didn't go for it. Ah, maybe next year. Maybe next year. Maybe next year. Maybe next year. Who knows.

I heard a good in there somewhere. I see Pete's ours again saturated. Pete Pete's our head to taste a little goat meat. Yeah. Drop the hammer. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. You had to get a second one in there too. If there's another goat that lands here at my feet. Oh. Oh. Well. There is his best. God, work at that truck. Oh. Oh. Oh. I've noticed the curiocasters. They won't fire as fast as some of the boosts like fountain. Oh. Oh my. You're going to need those words now. Oh, there it is.

Felt the gym. Drop the hammer. This is MK Ultra at Mass-Cale. I'm going to need some more. Gruey. Help your bad boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sound effects are groovy. Drop the hammer. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. She feels good, man. She feels way good, man. This good smell feels so good, though. Well, they do now. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. More goats. She shined. Oh, my God. She wasn't far.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Woah, those poor goods thought they were saved. Oh, I got a softwater gun. Oh. Still going. Drop the hammer. Drop the hammer. Yeah, those poor fucking goods. Drop the hammer. Pull the blind. And it pulls the blind. Drop the hammer. Wow. I count no less than 31 goods. Slotted and drained at our feet today. You know, my first inclination is to go take a shower, but I think just for the sheer momentum of what just happened, I'm. I'm going to have to let this stick.

I'm going to have to steal it. I'm going to marinate in the blood spilt by pitar in the group couple of blood pudons over here. It's it's it's a biological disaster. The fur the entrails. It's a smashed bone-linked strewn about. It's a hairs breadth away from a war crime. It's it's very close. It's teetering on the brink actually. It's breaking on the teeter. Pits our lights a cigarette. That's good loving, baby. That's good loving. Perfect.

Oh, man, the goats for generations of whispered in the dark about pitar. They have carved his face onto the stone walls. They've actually erected monuments to carve this story out. Ironically, they sacrifice things to pitar in the hope that they themselves will not be sacrificed to pitar. But spoiler alert, it doesn't work. It never works. Somebody should build that app. Thank you, pitar. Thank you, pitar. There was a congratulations to Sir Sir Seatsitter.

Absent and Sixpack of famously or imphonestly, ship my ass.com. And he's just he's always a joy to podcast with. He certainly is. We made some prank calls. One of them was calling a water park and complaining about their fat mermaids. Yeah, he sent me a clip of the dick show. Yeah, playing that. It's pretty good. The dick show picked up on it. They played it. That was great. Fun stuff.

My personal favorite was calling the pizza place and having all three of us do different orders at the same time. That's the one I tuned in for. And we eventually got to the point we could time it. So you know, when all of us were talking, we'd talk and then when when all of us weren't we'd stop at the same time too. And. Fuck, dude, I don't know why I didn't think of that 10 years ago. That's just. That's just good, clean fun right there.

Yeah, and the rest of the episode was the best of the prank calls, right? Well, we called it the best of, but the truth is it was the truth is it was all of. So seats are just one and basically picked up every phone conversation he's ever aired and put it into a compilation. So. That was that was the 200th episode of abs and a six pack, which you can find it. Shit my ass dot com. Or even better if you want to listen live and join in the chat pod tar dot com. Mm hmm.

Yeah. Or you can try googling abs and a six pack and see what kind of gay porn pops up. Safe search off. Make sure you use Bing. Bing will get you what you're looking for. And then on Thursday before we went and did the the karaoke, I got a chance to do an episode of fun fact Friday with me. This is Leela. Awesome. That was a great time. I ended up talking a lot about theater and working entertainment.

We went through the the smallest collection of photos of just jobs and projects I've worked on over the years. It's very incomplete. The more I look at it. Oh, come, come now. Who barriers a very impressive resume? He's he's done it all and been there and done that. The only thing he hasn't done is, you know, have George Clooney shoot on his chest or something. That's the next level. I was going to go with an actual radio, but I will accept that as well.

So, yeah, you guys got together and you've got it about the the biz. Yep. And then you meet us or maybe it was dropped Scott. I'm not sure I didn't think to check, but they set it up with the chapters showing the pictures that we were discussing. It worked great. I would highly recommend it. It's a good time. Wonderful. It's a fun show. Fun fact, Friday with me, Desson Leila. And I think, oh, other than this last one, a light brights podcast is out there value enabled now.

Rough around the edges, if you want to listen to a podcast about plants houseplants. That's right. Another one, convoyed. This one, it was just more like go to this website, do this. Okay, take this, put this there. Boom. Done. Yeah, that's what it usually is. Just the guy that did it, you're the one. It helps us sit in there trying to figure out a mix minus for the better part of the morning. So, I was all fired up already. It's not as easy as it looks people.

Now, rough around the edges, we have a link to that. The light brights plant podcast. A lot of people love plants. A lot of people love plants. There's no reason not to. Yeah, I think that wraps us on all of the producers. Thank you again. It's the value for value nature that makes this all worth it. Indeed, indeed. We also got boosts to go through. That was everybody who produced either with the PayPal or with contributions or otherwise artistic creative.

And then we also have boosts to grams, which are micro payments of Bitcoin that come through. And they can trigger sound effects just like the slaughter of goats that you just heard. For the very small price of 6,666 Satoshi's, which is like a $1 bill of Bitcoin world. You can go in and you can slaughter yourself a goat for pennies on the dollar. It's an absolute steal. And looking back, the first one that what it came through was 17,776 for Sir Spencer. Oh, I'm sorry.

He was boosting the Fun Fact Friday episode, saying, Booberry is my celebrity crush. Booberry has this effect on people. Me too, bud. Me too. And then 3333 coming in from our Davis 87. He was boosting last week's episode through podverse, saying, boosting this very shagged, Delic song, Go Music 2.0. Nice. Thank boost. Yeah, she did. Our Davis is very correct. There is a lot of really great music out there on this new style of producing and broadcasting music.

And then you know, you'll love them, but you haven't seen them here until now. We have 100 Sats coming through fountain from TUNTA. Ah, Junty. You like that? 100 Satoshi's. And he says bonus Sats for bonus holes. Everybody was in a bonus hole mood this week. Very true. A woman. Hi, thank you, Junty. A woman. Where's that one? Ah, there it is. Hello, you a woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Junty has just finished carving out 120 feet of rock and stone to provide power to his shed. So, jobless you, Junty.

A mover of the earth. Yes, moves earth, heaven and earth. Then coming in with 1000 Sats from Podverse, it's our Davis again, say in boosting for the scissorship animated gift. I look forward to seeing you, boobs. You do great work. Also anxious to see what you have in store for the boosters ball. Adam Curry's new podcast. I have thoughts about this and we'll come back to that. We'll circle back around. We had 88, 88 coming in from DAG. My name is DAG. And he was DAG. DAGG is they calling?

Can we call him DAGG? Like hey, DAGG. Oh, that does remind me. DAG actually got in a couple of ice-hows right before we got started here. I don't know. It seems like bullshit to me. I can't be real. Yeah, it's a thing for that DAG. DAG. But DAG was saying, good night, Gimp. And I didn't, I had to do it make good for this Gimp. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Gimp thought he was getting off easy tonight. Nope. People just shock someone. People just shock someone. Keep shock. Give them a good joke. That's right.

More jokes, more Watts, more amps. DAG just wanted to shock the Gimp to sleep. Uh, and then coming in for 200 sets, three fountains, two cents a cent, look at your game girl. Yes, we're talking to her. I don't know. I don't know who she's talking to. You into her. Fuck this pen, man. Oh, damn. This is me off. I just want to be able to write what it is a pen that doesn't write. A pen is something, what do you do? Is something you stick in your jacket?

Coming in for 1111 sets, it's Clip Castellan through Curio Castor, Biss and Live, uh, live episode four, episode 161. Ah! Woo! What? Getting down on the one. We're like to see. On that. James Brown boost. Oh, good God. Uh, what was this next one? Oh, we got to get my sewing kits together. Because NAM came in through Founts in for $99.99, and he said, Free Lorena Bobbit. I'm Quote Stunt on why her sentence hasn't been, quote, SNIT in half. Yeah, Free Lorena Bobbit. Nice. Nice. NAM's a good guy.

NAM is a good guy. He's a good fella. He does the show every Tuesday over there in the knowledge industry, and also slash at MMO.Show slash stream. Called the Millennial Media Offensive with the Haujin every Tuesday at 530 Central. Exactly. If you are a millennial, or even if you are a millennial, and you like to get a little media deconstruction, you can go over there, MMO.Show, Millennial Media Offensive. Really, really good stuff. This is quality radio.

This isn't your Zoomer Boomers deconstruction podcast. Nope. This is just right. Just where you want to be. This is just right. Oh, so good. It's right. All of the knowledge, all of the beauty, and then all of the clairvoyance of someone in their early 30s. What could, what more could you ask for? That's the issue. Yes. Now, Keith. Now, Keith. 22,222 sets from Clip Custodian through Founts. Excuse me. Not through Founts and through Cario Caster for the live episode. That's the Duck Hunt Boost.

Duck him up. See, Adam and Dave, they could get that rockin' podcast in 2.0, and then people would just be able to fire the sound effects off at will. They're missing out. And they... Looking to know it. Sir Spencer came through for two boosts for 36,912 sets through Cario Caster saying, Oh, and I'm not sure what happened here. Maybe it fired twice, but he said, bonus fact. This is $11.11 in Fiat as of this moment. Lots of good numbers there, friend. $36912. $11.11. That feels good.

Feels very good. It just goes to show you. You've got this 66,666 sets to kill a goat. That's like less than three bucks. That's nothing. It's a steal to kill a goat. A live goat? Well, maybe... Hmm. It makes me wonder. I wonder, could we take this a step further and like, let's say you wanted to stab a goat carcass. Hmm. Say I do. Who do I talk to you around here? Ah. Oh, wait. Me. That's right. Uh... Delicious.

Oh, Sir Spencer says, even though the numbers popped up twice, it only left his wallet once. Oh, okay. So we don't get the benefit of his extra $11.11 in Fiat. I'm just reading what's on the hella pad, man. Hell yeah. Hella pad, yeah. And then we got one more that came through before we reached the just... the pile from Pitar. And this is coming from C-Dubs through, I recognize this logo, Boost CLI for 10101 sets. That's C-Dubs through Boost CLI. Hell yeah. Now, I do have a question for C-Dubs.

Uh, I've been using the Cross App, uh, comment tag. I'm not sure what I'm boricking on it though. I'm not seeing any of the, uh, Boost Spot relays, um, populate on that, on those threads. So, it would be curious to pick your brain about it at some point. Um, and then we had... Is the number correct? Was it 31 or 30 goats from Pitar? Uh, I counted 31. We do a secondary, here I'll do it.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. It's either 30 or 31. I've come up with two different, uh, deals now. I'm thinking it was 30. 30 goats. 30 goats. That's even number. 30 goats. Thank you. Thank you. I think, I think maybe Pitar missed an episode or two. Maybe it was a makeup, a make good. Or maybe he just really likes the Manson family. I don't know.

Um, I think it could be a combination of any of those or all of those. All the above, e, all the above. Um, and I believe that catches us up on all of the booths. Dang. Hola. Ah, keep saying it. Well, thank you everybody for coming in and boosting and donating through the PayPal and all the other things that you do. Because that's what values, values, all about. We don't have any paywall, right? We don't have a fucking, um, we're never going to ask you for shit. That's a guarantee.

Other than just helping make this the sort of show that you want to listen to. Exactly. Um, other than that, I think it's time for us, Green Mall or three.

Continue. And boy, we got a lot. We have a lot. Uh, we have a... What are you going to do now? I don't know what's going on there, but that sounds like a party. Damn. That was freaky. That was almost cursed. Uh, yes. That was a... Yes. I can hear what you're saying. Can I hear that one more time? Hell yeah, you can. What are you going to do now? I can't walk around. Nice. Good shit. Good shit. Good shit. It sounds like a great time. I hope you're doing well, Collar's collar.

It sounds like there's multiple people there. Whatever you are. Whoever you are. Whom ever you are. Whom's diverse to yours. And I think we have a follow-up from Comrade Christopher Battles here. I'm not dead yet. I'm off it is. He was home. Me too. I don't have another screen, actually. I had some gifts money. Not the same. I was going to give money for a while back. That was one of the things I wanted to say. I wanted to see flashlight. I lost my last one.

Anyway, now there's a cool flashlight. I've got some flashlight stuff like that. Anyway. Read in the tracking number on like USPS. It's confusing. It's confusing. It's a rattle time. Today, before this time, I'm like, well, the mailman. I think we've already come today. Right after the book. It's not there. But then you scroll down and then it's like, but it left wherever it was. I don't think I went from here all the way to FEMA reach the 9. Maybe I did. But it's just something that's clear.

It's like a rattle time. I think you need a rattle time. The next destination, not the actual like. My cough, kind of thing. Our cough. Wife and I. But yeah. Schoenah! But hey, to say it. Let's government. Just feel like it's not going to be perfect. Yeah. But yeah, I survived. I'm going to have to go out and get some rest. I'm going to have to go out and get some rest. I'm going to have to go out and get some rest. I'm going to have to go out and get some rest. That's what I can't see.

That's just a month. In the podcast, I got to do what I posted underneath my NAS. And, uh, and, uh, yeah. So, here we are. I'm just halfway sitting on the dry right now. Because I'm going to strip off some of my, uh, thank you, you're going to close. And, uh, go water some stuff. I'm going to get it already. I love the content. What are you going? Thank you for calling again. I hope you, uh, enjoy your shower. I know you like to get wet dog. This is, uh, effect.

Well, no, no, no, you like to get wet. Uh, we, man, the double cacole, triple cacole. Thank you. Uh, now there was a, uh, another text message that came through. And this one is a link, uh, to a YouTube video. And it says ugly women dot, dot, dot. Oh, it's a Margaret Sanger interview about plan parenthood. Oh, you know, this one is. We'll drop a link to that. He actually, uh, this same text or sent a link over to, um, some medications that were popular in Europe in the 1940s during the wartime.

And I have it on the docket to break it down. I just, I've misplaced the store of links on that particular subject. So I have, I've definitely got it on the radar. Yeah, Margaret Sanger, plan parenthood. A topic that, oh, I'm going to get it. Margaret Sanger, plan parenthood. A topic that always should be discussed, but I don't think we've ever specifically gone into it.

Well, we did the tomorrow's children, which is about the sort of eugenicist movement in the Americas around the 1930s, 40s, 50s. We have talked about American eugenics. We've talked about that through the Mormon church. Yeah, but about Margaret Sanger and plan parenthood specifically. I don't know if we've tackled it. And we could also tie in Bill Gates' dad, Bill Gates' senior, who was an integral in the founding of it as well. Uh, let's see here. Thank you for the, uh, the video.

And, um, let's see, let's do one more. One more call. Damn, I thought for sure when lavish said, I like my cities, how I like my milk. Well, what do we actually said was, I like my teeth, how I like my milk. For sure it was a had to have been white. That's what I was expecting. I thought that was white. Pale is the moon. He said, whole, I think. Man, the king in this direction over here. Where's your wallet? Oh, goodness. Well, I would, I would be lying.

And Sir Seatsitter, I think, is in the same boat with me, you know. I love me some big old white titties. But I like me some big old titties of any color. Any color at all. Aside from green. Well, I took that thing. I took that thing. Immediately regretted saying that. I left my mouth. Of course I had sucked on some big old green titties. Come on now. Come on now. Who are you? What have you done with lavish? Lavish, I didn't. But not being checked in the titties. The video sorts. Goddamn right.

Our titties. Our titties. It's a big old green titties up there in them. Appalachian Mountains. Ah. Mmm, mmm. Mmm, mmm. Delicious. Sir Seatsitter. This guy isn't just holding out for white titties, okay? I know this guy. I've met this guy. I mean, you fucking break, bro. Speaking of Jesus' lookalikes. Oh, I thought you were going to hit me. I mean, you're right. Does look like Jesus. Yes. This is true. I had to do a double take the first time I saw him. I was like, what?

I was like, hey, man, are you a carpenter? Yes. Yes, I am. My son, I am. Let's see here.

What I have prepared, there was a project that I had on Sunday that I threw together. And I'll spare playing it for everybody because I don't have a way to actually broadcast it at the moment. But I'm hoping here within the next couple of weeks, Stephen B can get something together for the split kit that would allow you to play the, not only the MP3s of the podcast in the playlist split kit, but it would also show you the chapters, which is very important to this.

It's essentially a scheme of being able to broadcast live animations through a podcast app, through a podcast in 2.0 app. Through the same vehicle that you've been doing chapter art through. Yes. And you're able to string together a series of gifts so that it creates a long form animation. Exactly. So we've tried it in the past with the chest gift. We took a 30, 40 minute long screen recording and turned it into a gift.

We tried the bomber man last week where we took about 30 minutes and split it into, I think it was seven, three to five minute long dealios. And Sunday, I took the opener to the original Scooby Doo and chopped it up into a second and a half long gifts that I then hosted on a website and wrote a chapter file for that fires off one every second. And it kind of works. It kind of works. It kind of works.

So what essentially what happens is once the MP3 starts to play, I added a little bit of a spacer to help the gift actually sync up to the video because it's hard to drift within within that minute. I'm going to probably tweak a couple things, maybe extend the length of them so they, they kind of overlap more. I also feel that animation eight frame, eight frames per second animation is probably going to be a little easier on the actual apps themselves.

And if we make the files small enough, which they should be able to fire off really fast. So what I'm hoping is that using the split kit and pointing to one of these live or the these animations, you would be able to do an animated live intro in a nude podcast app. And I want to at some point try this with this show, but I'm also very curious to see if Adam would do that. If it works with he's wanting to do a new music show, which one of the boosters had brought up earlier.

But that's been his dream to do the radio show. But yeah, I mean, it would be it would be really cool if you know someone made him up a some sort of opener MP3. And then we come up with some sort of animation that is served as a like any regular old podcast episode. And then he can just hit that in the split kit and boom in karaoke or this string of gifts will play one after the other.

Until the you know, the episode the item ends in the in the feed and it goes into the booster grand ball like default, whatever. So I think it's I think it's pretty feasible. Still need to do a couple more tests. If you want to check it out, I don't have an show notes. I'll try to remember to get it added, but I just dropped it into the chats. If you want to check it out. So yeah, that's that. The only other thing that I was going to do was read some of the man myth and magic book.

The man myth and magic. Excuse me. Now I did not. Well, let me back up here for a second. Typically when we pull these books out, we go through the index and we kind of fire off a couple of different topics that might sound interesting and then. One of the two of us would pick between them. I would you've already got something pre cook. I wouldn't say pre cook, but based off of tonight's tarot card, I think it's a pro pro. All right, fair enough. My question for you is, are you chilly?

Do you want me to get a fire started up? Or do you think it's stuffy in here? Do we need to get some of that good old basement air flowing? You know, kind of get some cold air? What do you feel? Do you want to get hot? You want to get cold? I think a little cool dungeon air probably would be nice in the summer heat. Oh, yeah. We can do that. Hell yeah, let me uh, let me try to remember where I keep the key for that door. Hey, where is that key? I tell you, ADHD is not fun people.

Don't just kidding. It's a blast. Psych bitch! Oh God, don't even get me started. I fucking walk away just putting stuff in my pockets and then emptying the pockets later and not remembering. It's a mess. It's literally something I do on the regular. Getting me started. Hi, skill, where are you going? Shit, forgot about that. Just try to ignore that. Shut the fuck up! These are our failed game experiments. Uh, okay.

So, this is coming from Man Myth and Magic volume 14 and this is one of the ones at the Mk Central Centover, you know why I know? How do you know? I can smell it. You can smell that old musty, mothy scent. Oh, it's so musty. So incredibly musty. And, uh, the category for tonight would be mirror, m-i-r-r-r-r, mirror, mirror, or, if you didn't know.

The magic of the mirror, whether the reflecting surface of a looking glass or the image seen on the Woodland pool, can still simulate the imagination today as profoundly as in ancient times. Mythology and superstition alike bear testimony to the powerful influence of mirror magic upon human thought as recounted in the story of Vulcan's mirror which revealed past, present, and future.

The magic mirror of Merlin which gave warning of treason, the mirror of Cambuskin, and Chauser's Canterbury tales which told of misfortunes to come, or, Laos mirror and Goldsmith's Citizen of the World which reflected thought itself. And, in the magical world of the Arabian Knights, there is the all-seeing mirror of Al-Aslam which indicated by the lightning or darkening of its surface, the chastity or otherwise of the girl whose image is reflected.

The earliest looking glasses known were the still waters of lakes and pools. Primitive people generally seemed to have regarded the human reflection and water as the soul for it was widely believed that the soul could exist separately from the body without involving death. The people of the Andaman Islands believe the soul to be of the human image they saw reflected in rivers and significantly in mirrors.

Yet the rivers and the lakes which offered man his first vision of himself were supposed to have been the haunts of water spirits, some kindly but others hostile to whom sacrifices had to be made and who on occasion snatched at the human reflection and captured the soul. Gotta be careful from the watery bitches.

It is understandable therefore that the ancient Greeks should have considered it an omen of death to dream of seeing one's reflection in water for the water spirits might drag the soul into the dark depths below, leaving its owner to perish. And then we turn to a full two-coller, two-page-collar spread in the book. Full collar, two pages. That's a lot of real estate. Some delicious art going on there. Yeah, it's a whole group of women kneeling at the pool, the reflection pool.

Oh, is it the two pages reflecting one another for the mirror-chapter? No, sadly not. Oh, that would be clever, shit. Pitch a pitcher here. Drop it in the green room. Hashtag green room at rc.zero-node.net by the way. That's right, get an irc client, get in the chat room. Server irc.zero-node.net. Channel is hashtag-node. And here comes the pitcher. Momentarily. Uh, right. Man, it should slow. And by shit, I mean me.

Uh. Despite these dangers, men and women have always peered at their reflections to discover the fates, uh, what the fates had, hold and store. If the image was broken or disturbed, or it was taken as a sign of disintegration, of trouble to come and even death itself. But if it remained clear and unruffled, it was a clear indication of future serenity and therefore of hope. The broken reflection of the human image seems always to have been interpreted as a symbol of disaster.

In course of time, the man made mirror and inherited these superstitions. Firstly, the bronze or silver type used by the Egyptians, Greeks and Romans, and later the glass mirrors which first appeared in Venice at the beginning of the 13th century. That's interesting. That took a long time for mirrors to be invented. Well, I guess I never realized that that breaking of the reflection in the water was a bad omen. That's an interesting carry through.

They almost treated like a portal in the same way that I called this treat the rainbow. It's like a, it's a slight, fractal border between displane and the next. In classical times, the art of, ooh, catatop trimancy, C-A-T-O-P-T-R-O-Mancy, cat-top-catatop trimancy. I'll take it. As mirror divination was called, was practiced by sears or skriers.

They dipped a metal mirror in water, and according to whether the reflection of the sick person who looked into it was disfigured or clearly defined, decided whether he would live or die. This type of divination took a number of highly specialized forms, using tools such as plates of silver, barrels, water and a bowl, and even the polished fingernail. Wow. The polished fingernail. Interesting. That's some on-the-go, scrying right there. Yeah, for all of yours, scrying needs.

Yeah, about a quick, a quickie. Quick scry. I am going down to my work box immediately after this show and grabbing my huge box of pins to write notes with. Because this is untenable, people. Hahaha. Hahaha. Oh my God. I like how we've got you saying calling pins, pins and pins, pins. I don't even know what's going on anymore. Life is such a fucking illusion. Just like the mirror. I like scrying. By the way, scrying is a very interesting form of magic conjuring that seems to have results.

Well, I know that you're scrying, but if everything's happened. Well, speaking realistically, anybody that is interacting with a television screen, computer monitor, or phone, they, in and of themselves, by definition, in my own opinion, are practicing scrying. Whether they like it or not. This is very true. Black mirror. The devil's looking glass. As in so many other types of divination, this art demanded. This art demanded for its effectiveness the immaculate purity of the officiating seer.

And for this reason, a virgin girl or boy was usually selected as a scrier. For many centuries, a scrier had an important social role being consulted by the statesman, anxious about the future, and by the ordinary citizens beset by domestic problems. As he peered into the liquid depths of his magic mirror, the scrier foresaw the fate of kings and the wereabouts of stolen property, missing people and buried treasure.

During the Great Witch Hunts of the Elizabethan Era, scrying was frequently used to discover the identity of witches whose faces were conjured into the mirror. Oh, 90% accuracy. 99% of scryers agree. 99 out of 10 witch catchers agree. Witchers. By far, the best known of mirror diviners was the magician Dr. John D. Wow. Dr. John D. Dr. John. Dude. Who's the scrier? 007 himself. Wow. Dr. John. We got to talking to no knocking angels. Also known as Dr. Disrespect.

Quite possible of the archetype for the last... I don't know. 500 years? 600 years? 500 and some change? Mm-hmm. He was known as Queen Elizabeth's Merlin, who with his Confederate Edward Kelly penetrated the future by means of a black polished stone. Mm-hmm. Like the one that sat around head? Yeah, exactly. Nice old black stone. Nice. At one time, credit for the discovery of the gunpowder plot of 1605 was subscribed to D to whom the secret was said to have been revealed in the Magic Mirror.

Guy Fox? The gunpowder plot, yep. Wow. So the idea is this guy saw through his black magic stone that Guy Fox was supposed to blow up Parliament. That's what it sounds like. It sounds like some Elizabethan fucking collateral. What's the Tom Cruise movie? Mission report. Oh, minority report. Minority report. This is pre-crime. This is fucking medieval minority report. Shit. Dr. D. Dr. D. Pre-crime investigator. Crime hasn't even been fucking invented yet, but I'm on the case, buddy.

Bucky. This guy, Fox. Let's see here. Where were we? Open my book back up. This incident is supposed to have led to a fashion of wearing an ornamental mirror in one's hat in the early years of the 17th century, but it is far more likely that these mirrors were intended to protect the wear against the evil eye. The use of a mirror to deflect the rays of the evil eye was once a very common European practice.

In Italy, a looking glass was once found smeared with poison after it had been glared at by a particularly benevolent witch. Among the Chinese, small mirrors were hung up in the house to scare away evil spirits. Since these were capable of being utterly shocked at the sight of their own reflections. Magic mirrors, mirror magic of one kind or another has been practiced all down the ages, and in England has continued almost into our own times.

As recently as the latter half of the 19th century, the cunning man, the name by which the last surviving representatives of the medieval magicians were known, eats out a meager existence from the rapidly declining industry of rustic divination, by then reduced a little more than scrying from lost watches or night shirts perloin from Washington. Fucking Napoleon ruined everything man. What a douche. After him, the magic in the world was gone. And big Jupiter energy just coming in wrecking it.

No, I'm zoos now, bitch. So fast. Napoleon and then Big Pharma. Here we are. The basic principles of mirror magic can be clearly recognized in our own surviving popular superstitions. The best known being the fear that breaking a mirror will be followed by some kind of disaster, varying from death and sickness. Seven years of bad luck. Yeah, death and sickness is seven years of bad luck, exactly.

This is particularly interesting in the view of the old anatomical myth that the human body underwent a complete physical renewal every seven years. Presumably, it was only at the end of this period that bad luck could be eradicated from the system. There are several antidotes to the misfortunes resulting from breaking a mirror, one being to bury the shattered pieces in the earth and another to cast them to a stream flowing south so that the waters will wash the curse away.

The realm on the second, seven years, that is around, isn't that as much time as it takes for the human body to fully flush through a series of cells, like at every level, like from the bone and the skin and everything it takes. Every seven years, you're essentially a completely different organism because you're made from a new batch of cells. All new cells? I'm not sure. I don't know if I have a specific number for that. That was seven years, but anyway, that's an interesting connection.

Yeah, I'd be curious to check that out. It would not surprise me. I find that there's all kinds of scientific facts hidden in the kernels of these old superstitions. A relic of the ancient concept of the presence of an evil spirit in the pool of water is represented by another superstition, according to which the mirror is the abode of a presence who takes revenge upon anyone who damages his home by breaking the glass.

It is also a common belief that if anyone looked long enough into a mirror, the face of the devil would materialize. The danger involved in projecting the soul out of the body is responsible for the superstition that a sick room mirror must never be left uncovered. It was once a common fear that the weakened soul, if allowed to leave the body, might not have the strength to return and that death would inevitably result.

Even today, a mother may still refuse to let her baby see its reflection in a mirror until it is a year old and therefore of sufficient strength to survive the temporary separation from its soul. What does that say about just dropping a phone into children's slash toddler slash baby's laps? I think it is a very real thing that parents do. I know several parents that don't let their kids look at TV screens or phones until they are of a certain age.

I think it ties into that rather nicely. The modern version of this. That is why you should let your babies listen to podcasts. That is right. I have my four month old nephew listening to the show as we speak. Let's see here. The old custom of covering up a mirror in a room where someone has died originated in the fear that the ghost of the deceased might snatch at the soul of a living person reflected in the glass to accompany it to the underworld.

An interesting relic of mirror magic was the custom in which a girl looked at the moon's reflection in a looking glass to discover how many years must pass before her wedding day. A similar Halloween right was supposed to produce the reflection of her husband to be looking over her shoulder in the mirror. Of all the superstitions and myths associated with mirror magic, none is perhaps so intriguing as Lewis Carroll's creation Alice through the looking glass. Of course.

In that contradictory world where left is right, in time and space run counter to reality, Alice must walk backwards to meet the red queen. The clean screens with pain even before her finger has been pricked. The mirror has been described as a door through which the soul may find freedom, but the Greek legend of Narcissus is the perfect allegory. And graphing it is reflected image in the fountain, the youth was absorbed and then embraced by death to remain the undying symbol of self-love.

It's also a cautionary masturbation tale. Much like a Weihong. It's just like Peter Pan as well. You can sort of go to this alternative universe. You could say that Alice in Wonderland was the first multiverse fanfic. I could see that. A bunch of interconnected stories. And journeying into that specific land. Going from their home plane into a whole different plane. Being an alien, different dimension. Narcissus is a great reference there.

And Peter Pan, I think, made your parallel in the fact that to me it's kind of about not growing up, worshiping yourself and making love to yourself. It's kind of a cautionary tale about masturbation in a way. You know what I'm saying? You know, I never read into the context that deep, but I can see it. I think it totally has that subtext. Jordan B. Peterson himself has talked about how Tinkerbell is just a literary device for porn.

I'm just some fake hot little thing that you jerk off to, but she isn't real. Anyway, I'll show you some rule 34 picks later after the show. Hey, you know what? We can block this. You fucking know it. Hentai Gifts coming straight to your dome. A multi trillion dollar industry. We can't wait to build this online fortune. It's gonna be awesome. A palace of money and come. The way God intended. Yes. It's going to be glorious. Um, all right. I've had enough of these assholes.

Yeah, toes fucking losers to shut the fuck up. Later. Dooses. Get back down in your dungeon. Adios. Punk's. A good read. Mirrors. Very good stuff. I like that. There was something as a potential title. I'm the go back through and check it out. Uh, yeah. Did you see the spread from the book? I did. It's beautiful. Beautiful spread you got there. Yes. Truly phenomenal series of books. I think it's a very clever painting because you got the. I think they reflect of nature.

But it's great. The colors are slightly different. The reflections are slightly different as it only could be because you're painting it from hand. So it actually has this very authentic and sort of a. Preepy austere sense that the reflection in the pond is not directly. The person above. That you are looking into a different world. You know, I actually I do have a little scrying here. I've got a piece of film sitting on top of it blocking it or a roll of film really.

Yeah, I got myself some of that black glass hanging out right here. You hear it? I hear it. I hear the documents. Shit's pretty crazy, man. Especially put a candle on this and just zone out. Yep. 10 out of 10 would not recommend doing that with a TV screen. Not good. I've only visited Booberry once and in that time we were running around trying to accomplish so much. But the second time I visit him, we're probably going to do more occultist rituals. We get our magic circles going.

Yeah. It's going to be great. Lots of chalk. Lots of chalk. Lots of candles. Lots of body paint. Body paint. Hold on. Hold on now. Hold up here. It's going to be good. Trust. Trust me. We'll just go on tour. The more people in the in the ritual, the better. Yes. That's true. Very true there. More bodies. More effect. Now, let's see here. We did have a couple of boosts come through during that last little part. All of them I believe are coming through the podcast index.org page. Yes. From Toker.

Continuously boosting us 420 sets. Token it up. We said test test Toke. They said Toke. Toke me baby one more time. Toke me baby one more time. Found it. And then last there. Toke it. Don't poke it. I cannot agree. Do you to not to do that? Yes. I mean, if you know me, you know my fucking motto. I Toke it and then I poke it. We Toke. We poke. We Toke again. No joke. Um, I think yeah, that's uh, those were the boosts.

And we have just a few more screen meals left to go for tonight's production. Let's see. Um, here we go. Dude, what the hell you expect to get a screen? My throat's already sore. Do you know why my throat is sore? Because I was on the deck and there was a fucking Douglas squirrel frame rate issues and all. Keeping it across the deck really. Do you know what Ryan told me I had to do? I had to go back out there. We boost the fucking squirrel because it was a little memory issue. What the hell?

Collar, did you send me that squirrel? Collar, did you want to plug your squirrel and plug it back in? Is your squirrel on? Have you talked to your squirrel lately? Well, do you know where your squirrel is tonight? Please make sure that your squirrels up to date on those latest release. I hate that one. Lisa! Lisa! Lisa! Oh, Lisa! The person that I would recommend is to listen to lavish on the Behind the Scenes podcast. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, it's so lovely to hear from the great, the wonderful, the legendary Lisa Bimmer. Yeah, it's been a while. I hope you're doing well, namely, so. We've been talking about squirrels for years. These fucking squirrels have been fucking antagonizing the poor Bimmeros for years. And, you know, Bimmeros doesn't, Ryan Bimmeros doesn't talk about it because he's too proud. Too proud to... He's too soft on the squirrels. But the squirrels are not soft on him.

I have a rather personal connection to a squirrel. A squirrel that... Yeah, that you do. That gave me a walk in pneumonia because it got up into the top of our set slash lighting rig and chewed through, I don't know, 500 feet of audio cable. And, yeah, got up there to replace it, disturbed the little drop-ins of rat shit. Well, yeah, rat shit. Squirrels shit. And... Got pretty sick from that. Fuck. Fucking squirrels suck. Fucking, they're sucks. Damn it. You got squirrels shit disease.

I thought I had a picture of it somewhere. I'm poking through to see if it's squirrels shit. Uh, the actual...ah, there it is. The damage. There's that little bastard. Yeah, I got a link for you. You got a link. Yeah, I took a picture of the son of a bitch. Yeah, I ended up even trying to go see Cirque du Soleil and Virginia Beach on my birthday that year, the end of July, in a middle of a parking lot. Like an...oh my god. Took a fuck ton of muesa next that day.

That was...that was not a pleasant experience. I imagine not. I imagine not. Man, look at that fucking little squirrel bastard. Fuck that guy. Fuck the piece of shit. Little fucker. But he's fucking dead right now. Even when as far as having to wear a mask, that's how bad it was, because I couldn't get nobody else sick. Hmm, hashtag maxup. Yeah, I was masking before it was cool. Yeah. Hey, with these paradise fires, I was too. Yeah, there was a time where the masks were cool. Son of a bitch.

Fuck the squirrels. The squirrels. They're just fucking rats. Um, we have one last caller. Thank you, Lisa. Thank you, Lisa. Uh... What a mad delusion. Living in that confusion, frustration and doubt. Can you ever live without the game? The... Shit. The side side game. My game. Just the saying you love not enough. If it can't be true, you can tell a liar's baby, but you're only fooling you. Can you see all those feelings real? Look at your game girl. God, look at your game girl. Uh-oh.

No, you were serenading us, caller. Absolutely based, caller. Some of that West Ohio local feed, you know what I mean? Yes. I believe that was a... A tuna. I believe it was as well. So a tuna of the ditch, people. Yes. Oh, it was Charles Manson. I'm sorry. I'm my bad. That was Charles Manson. Uh... You know, Julian and Charles Manson, they have a lot of that. That's right. I keep forgetting that. I forget about the Charlie Manson music. Yes. Yeah. He was an aspiring singer-songwriter.

What's the one that I always super enjoy? Um, what about... Maybe he'll play it for a post show. Get it into some Manson. Yeah, we'll tap into the Manson catalog. Oh, no, no. I said shut up. Oh, the lost Beach Boys, Charles Manson album. There we go. Yes. Charlie Manson had some weird connection to Dennis Wilson, the drummer of the Beach Boys. It was House... A housemate there for a while. Yep. Partied with him at his house. And uh... And got a sort of an end to the music industry through him.

Um, so yeah. I believe that catches us up on all of the screen-mails. But that won't stop you from calling us up. 612-2637-99. Oh. Oh. That was a sort of seats that are coming in with the chain-side. I decided to fucking eradicate some poor bastard goat with 66. He says, love you. Be a potverse. I love that guy. What? I love that guy too. He... I blame him for so much. I blame him for almost everything. And action. Oh, of course, this absolute classic. Sir Booberry Black Man. Basically.

Well, we have to credit him with the greatest thing that was ever created in the No-Jenda Universe, which was behind... Not behind the schemes. We did that one. It's a battle of the douchebags. Season two set to premiere soon from what I hear. Oh, man. And that'll be... Who knew that was coming? It was supposed to be a one and done. It just keeps coming. Yeah. That's the level at which Sir-Sir Seats hit her plays at. Indeed. I heard there's a wait list for, I guess, which is...

That's pretty wild. Well, we gotta be in there, right? I hope so. I mean... You know... I don't know, man. I don't know. Like, I never did so hot. You know? I tried. But I just... I mean, we were there. We were one of the first ones there, and you know, we did our bit. And you were in at least five, six episodes. Hmm. I don't think it was that many. Maybe half. Maybe half of them. Yeah. I did maybe half of them. And I had one guy in there.

But the only one that I ever did really well with was Scott Adams. Well, that was a good pick. Scott Adams was a good pick. He was a good pick. Who very versatile lavishes douchebags? Who the fuck wants to listen to that? I'd say... So I don't remember who it was. It was one... Oh, you should do all the no agenda people. Oh, the no agenda people. Oh, yeah. I remember this. Why? Just so we can watch Darren Overseer, Ben Rose. You know, come on. No. Well, cool.

Thank you for the boost, sir, seat sitter. Yes. Thank you, sir, seat sitter. You're a gentleman in a scholar, sir. And they should put up warnings for those fat mermaids.

Oh, man. Oh, yeah. You know what that is? You hear that? You smell that? That's the smell of a value for value production, which is what we are. You just listen to episode 161 of Behind the Scenes. We're live every single Monday night. We don't do this show pre-recorded. There's no editing. There's no fucking bullshit. We do this live. We do a fucking live every Monday night. You can find us. Hashtag greenroom. IRC.0.net. Get into the chat room. That's where you are.

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That's you back there. Whip in hand. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. We're there. We're there. We're there. Zappet Kim. Oh, yeah. Kill a goat. Who's to go? Who's to go? Kill a goat. You can glue the goat back together. You can spray paint graffiti everywhere. And all sorts of fun stuff. You can resurrect James Brown. You can do a lot. You can do whatever you want. I do need to get that Tesla coil put together that Fypercent's over. Oh, yes. We have to assemble that. I know he's been wanting to shock that goat.

So. I'll get it. I'll get it. I promise. We'll get there. We do broadcast live every Monday night. You can check us out over at BadRedia.live. 9 o'clock Central, 7 o'clock Pacific 10 o'clock Eastern. That's when the stream kicks on. And then it shows that 739 30 10 30 Eastern respectively. And that's that simple. Be sure to be keeping your eye out for next week. Next Wednesday 10 o'clock Central. And your nude podcast app will be live with Nick Theratt. And we couldn't be more excited.

Me neither. I get Theratt.com. I got some good art. I've been sitting on for that one. Very excited. There's going to be a slew of commercials in that one as well. So many commercial breaks. You'll love it. Not not real commercials. What? Uh, oh wait, never mind. They're real. Yeah. Come on. Oh, yeah. Don't talk all crazy like. Come on, me. Are you high? Are you kids getting high in there? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to go take a peek into a mirror and see what I can find.

Until next time, this has been Buberi, Mothman and the Mini Oculus. The mirrors of my eyes are enough to see into an oncoming soul. What name's lavish? They have to have it. It seems like they really want it. People just shock someone. Shock someone. Keeps giving me good jokes. They're more jokes. All of my information about games pretty much comes from politicians. Kill everyone now. Filter my politics. Filter my life. Condone first to green murder. Advocate cannibalism.

Elzis for a center spread. I sound insane right now. Elyah? You've been slyopt. It was bad radio. It was bad radio.