S01E155: Slappers Only!

There are. And these riders. That's pretty funny. You never go anywhere without a towel. Damn straight. Don't you forget that people. Yeah, and that is medical advice. So yeah, I mean, there's nothing like jump out of the page, crazy about Alice's ride there. You know, it's all fairly standard stuff. The band and the crew, they're people just like us. Yeah. They got red blood and hungry stomachs. Yeah, I got a picture of Kanye West set up backstage.

And we've got two slushy machines side by side. I don't know if you see those in the looking for them right now. Oh, I see these two slushy machines. Oh, they got Hennessy and Coke. Yeah. And what's that on the right? It's kind of a glare here is gray goose frozen gray group. Grey goose lemonade. Lemonade. Grey goose lemonade. Okay. So he's got Kanye, I can Coca-Cola and he's got vodka and lemonade. Okay, let's. It's pretty sweet.

Well, so as I was poking around trying to find some stuff that was kind of semi related to this writer story, I came across this website that I just dropped in the chats. It's the www.thesmokinggun.com forward slash backstage. Yeah. It's been a long time since I've been to thesmokinggun.com. It goes way back. I think even since 1997. And I took the liberty of kind of poking through some of these bands that stood out on the list.

If you go to that link, it's got a pretty thick archive of a tour writer. So that's all I can check out. Yeah, it looks like there's at least a hundred here. Oh, a couple hundred maybe. That was nice. I can rattle off some of these names and we don't have to go through these specifically, but I did kind of link the page of notes that was kind of caught my interest. And there's a little short, super short blur about the writer. But we got Katie Perry on the last page in hers.

There was a line that says, do not stare spelled S-T-A-I-R at the back seat through the rear view spelled R-E-A-R-V-I-U-E-U M-I-R-R-O-W. Do not stare at the back seat through the rear view mirror. Hell yeah. True story, bro. True story. Looking at it right now. Where is it? Is it at the top, the bottom? It should be on the get the actual page up. It is like a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight up from the bottom. Eight up from the bottom. Hmm. Yeah. Wild. Pretty very wild.

Pretty innocuous, but I don't know. What does it mean, man? It's cryptic man. Yeah. Let's see. What else do we got here that stood out? Rage against the machine. Their first one, it was just a giant red and black star's printer hog, Inc. hog. 2008. They were still printing shit out in 2008. Come on. Hell, I thought that homeboy was a big environmentalist. Fucking what's his face? Yeah. Hey man, racism's bad. B-ing-b-ing-b-ing-b-ing. That guy. Yeah, fuck the trees.

Cheap trick had a hilarious line. This is about the stage. The production does not travel with its own staging. Therefore, unless it is a fixed theater stage, cheap trick will require a professional and level stage, no less than 40 feet wide by 40 feet deep, four to five feet high. The tour is traveling with a set that is 36 feet wide and will not be compromised for any acts other than the original line-ups of Led Zeppelin, The Who, the Rolling Stones.

The only other exception will be Little Richard. Didn't cheap trick play with those guys too? Like back in the day, cheap trick was an older session, they were like session guys that got together. At least that was my idea of them. I'm not sure, actually. Rick Nielsen. He played with a lot of people. Let's see here. He did. He worked. He guested on albums with Glenn Campbell, The Yard Birds, Holland Oats, Smotly Crew, Fufider, Dusty Springfield, Alice Cooper, Gene Simmons, Hanson, Rick Daringer.

Wow. Yeah. It's been all over the place. I do like me some cheap trick. Do you like me some cheap? No, yeah. I respect them. We got Stevie Nicks. She was asking for competent spot-offs only, and of course, plastic cups for the Remy Martin. Got him. Got him. Now, I get the cognac is making up strong appearance here in the writers. Bear naked ladies, quotes, B-N-L and Crew are very open-minded, yet health conscious about their diets. We are open to your ideas. Turkey dinner? Sure. Tire Indian?

Absolutely. Japanese you bet. Meatloaf? Great. Ham and scout potatoes? We just enjoy variation, so please don't offer chicken breasts and for vegetarian lasagna again. I can't. It's like a true story. True story. Yeah. We don't need that. We, oh god, the shot ain't one. We got like this two bars of Irish spring soap is also in the Bear naked ladies. Oh, right. You got to have two bars of Irish spring. I like that. I like that.

Well, ones for, you know, your taint and the rest is for the rest of your body, or the other one for the rest of your body. Taint misbehaving. You don't want to cross the soap streams. No, no, no, no, no. Or unless, unless one bar is for the singer and the other bar is for everyone else. Has anybody seen my ass soap? Oh god, are you brushing your teeth with that soap? Oh god. Don't do that.

One time, I got to say, one time I was playing with my band at this filthy Delta bar that we played out a lot on a Saint Patrick's Day. And we brought whole baskets full of Irish spring soap and we would, we basically were throwing them out to the audience during the show. Oh, dirty crowd. I take it. No, yeah. Oh, filthy joint. So, you know, everybody was stoked. And everybody thought that we were being, you know, seasonal, having some seasonal fun.

But secretly, we were telling them all to go home and take a shower. Yes. Go home and clean yourself up. Yeah, finish that beer. Go home and, yeah. Wash your face, would you? Clean yourself up, champ. We're going to censor all of the times we said Irish spring, by the way. Uh, no ads. Yeah. What else we got here? Shine Downs is pretty unsufferable. If you harkened all the way back to, I believe it was the less galvancing, more gardening episode.

I had a breakdown of why I thought, Shine Down was a huge bag of tools, having worked one of their concerts recently. This is one that stands out to me because they tried to be the kind of sardonic, like, oh, you know, we're like, we're pretty sarcastic and we're witty. And we're going to include this in the contract that we send out to you while we're asking for a bunch of stuff, right?

Because, you know, if we're going to ask you for a bunch of stuff, we might as well try to make a laugh, right? Right? Right. Right. Right. Um, they've got this line. They ask for one large family size bag of skittles. Warning. Absolutely no purple skittles. Purple is for terrorists. That was a joke. This is what they say right after that, by the way. Good one, guys. Uh, what else? 48 bottles of water that has to be Fiji, Volvik, or Zeff Rillis.

Zeff Rils. I've never even heard of those other two. So I assume that they're really bougie. I take a little issue with this one. 12 pack of Coke and glass bottle if available. Cans will do. True southerners cannot live without the sweet taste of Coca-Cola. I would almost argue that's Dr. Pepper. You dumb fuck. But I know. A pop, a Coke, whatever. Whenever you call it. There is no pop in the South. No, no, no, no, no, no, where do they say pop? Where do they say pop?

In the Minneapolis in the Midwest. No, okay. I didn't hear a lot of Minnesota accents when I was up there in the Minneapolis. I have to say, well, little disappointed. They also ask for two bottles of grape flavored pitiolite, which is indeed guaranteed to cure hangover. Or if we find a sick baby. Or if we find a sick baby, which you got to be, you know, just in case. Trying to see if there's anything else on the other. Oh, 12 pack of Bud Light. Oh, I'm boycotting this band now. Just kidding.

I never listened to Shine Down. 40 plastic solo cups. No pink. We are dudes. Oh, yeah, bro. Brows like us, right? Let's see. Oh, 12 pack of youngling. Yuling. New castle. Oh, new castle. Psh, gross. What? I like new castle. A nice little embryo. I used to drink a lot of new castle and then one day, I don't know. I just lost the flavor for it. Yeah, yeah, just put it away. But I do like, I do like ambers and stuff. That's fine. I'll drink anything. What am I gonna be thinking?

One special surprise that we can all enjoy. Use your imagination. For instance, you could supply a local favorite trinket for all. Water guns. A million dollars. Asian hooker. We're up for anything. Really? Notes. The thoughts and opinions in this contractual agreement are those of Shine Down and Shine Down only.

They, in no way, shape or form are thoughts of George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Major League Baseball, Brett Michaels, the CNN TV network, Britney Spears, Ronnie James Dio, or Eddie, the Iron Maiden mascot. This has been a Shine Down production not to be reproduced as a sitcom or spin off. Last thing I'll say about Shine Down is they want four Shimei Red Label beers. That's douchey. Don't know if I know that one. It's like one of those big bottle bellgins that are exported all the way from bellgim.

Yeah. One of those things. I'm looking at the Tenacious D1. Sorry if I'm jumping the gun here. But go for it. I just saw a Tenacious D like a year ago or less. I'm looking at their writer and it's literally just a blueprint of the stage, of like their stage setup. Yeah, it's pretty bare bones. Yeah. Now you can, there is a lot of these have multiple pages that you can toggle back forward through. The Tenacious D1 was pretty damn. I just look at it. Now the Tenacious D1 is loaded.

Oh, as far as that food items. Yeah. Shitload of stuff. Diet Coke, 12 cans of barks root beer. One case each of Budweiser, Sierra Nevada, and Miller Light.

One bottle of Makers Mark, one bottle of Red One, and one 12 bottles of Starbucks cold coffees, four liters of Pelligrino, one bag of chips, one thing of salsa, and another one thing of vegetable platter, one thing of pita bread, one thing of deli meat, cheese platter, large loaf of high quality bread, brown mustard, Oreos, six candy bars, one bag of chocolate, one pack of American spirit yellows and camel lights.

12 asserted protein bars, one box of regular throat coat teas, ice drinking quality, one set of hot water for tea, one large box of wheat Fiji water, pita bread, fruit plate, blah blah blah, goes on. Here we go. One bottle of brown mustard must be equally as tasty as the band room one. Yes. So they've got one for the band room and one for the family room. You got to have brown mustard, deli platter, dark chocolate, throat coat, hot water, yogurt, cheese, bread.

Ice frozen H2O, otherwise known as water. One large bar of dark chocolate with highest percentage of chocolate possible. I think the highest percentage is 100%. I don't know if it goes any higher than that. They like it better. Yeah, dark. Uh, let's see. We got, what was next? Ah, the food fighters one. Wow. This one I think I would have gotten a little annoyed with if I was being completely frank with you. The food fighters writer is a coloring book with activities. Oh, a coloring book.

Yeah. One of the favorites of the millennials. This one comes from 2011. It's what you're going to use this one. Okay, fire up the forward button, sports fans and race to the smoking gun. Here's a visual guide to hopefully focus all involved in feeding this precious grunge, grunge quintet and its minions. The attached guide and its included activity pages are required reading for a successful food fighter show. That said, reading color carefully.

If you have a beautifully colored page or two, you might win a prize. Uh, Jesus Christ. Make it fun. Seriously, we've traveled a hundred, a few hundred miles to your venue, to your town, to your special place. Think about it and not like a character in a Judy Bloom book. You want us to come back? We want to come back. Your town probably has hot chicks. What's better than visiting and revisiting a town with hot chicks and good food, right?

Check out the attached pages and take them at least seriously. If we've offended you, then you probably weren't that bright to begin with. Uh, let's see here. So there's some rules. Colored pencils work best. Don't cheat on the maze. Originality, creativity and pure sarcasm or what we're looking for. Remember to stay outside of the lines. No one likes a straight A student. Chicks dig scars. Men should never wear a turtle necks. And Thai Cobb is the greatest baseball player of all time.

That sounds like Dave Crowell himself wrote this on a coffee binge. Yeah. Uh, there's page three. It shows you what kind of food they want for breakfast. At the top, they've got delicious breakfast featuring bacon, hash browns, eggs. Bad breakfast down below is a cross-sacraced. Looks like something out of a casino restaurant. We got a word hunt, you know, because crossword puzzles are always fun. Oh, word hunt. Yep. The maze. Yep. Uh, there is good versus bad salad.

So fresh salad versus bagged salad. That's too grungy. Yeah, well, you know, he's above that now. I just because the sandwich with chips, these are this sucks, but this steak with potatoes. That's awesome. They're going to have to come back and revise page six because it says activity page circle the items that belong in a salad. And on the very top left, what's featured? Nothing else but a bug. Yeah, they get that fixed. Here's the next. Richard prior. No, it's not Richard prior.

I think that's Richard prior. Yeah, I think it is. Is it? It's prior. A prior offense. Excellent. That's too grungy. I love this. I'm going through this. This is fun. Does it say be vexed? No, this is 2011. Oh, okay. Okay. They specifically say sweaty meats. No, thanks. That's a good, that's that's something I've said for years, actually. And then there's a ice cube. There's an ice cube primer at the very end. So if you want to learn about ice cube cuts, well, I don't, but thanks, Dave.

Thank you, Dave. I have to delve into the Sinatra one if that's all right. Please. Okay. Is that all with the, I don't want to kick off. No, no, no, no, I mean, it's, it's a coloring book. Yeah, it's ridiculous. You got to actually see it in the show notes. So so corner.supstick.com episode 155. Sinatra, as you know, is a favorite of mine. And let's see what he's got a color TV and upright piano, a private telephone. And one bottle of each of the following.

Absolutely stolly. Jack Daniels, Chivas, Regal, Cabassier, B-feeder, Jin, premium white wine, premium red wine, spring water, parier, Diet Coke, regular Coke, Pepsi soda Mountain Dew, assorted mixers, I like that. And then, very, very similar bar. I love it. I mean, it's, what's the whole bar? He's got a vodka whiskey. He's got scotch. He's got a, uh, Cabassier, he's got gin. Oh my god, it's got it all. And he was a Jack Daniels guy. That was his thing. He did jacking cooks all day long.

Or just jacking the rocks. Oh, so good. Three cans of Campbell's chicken and rice soup. It was a different time. Nice. Let's see. What else do we got? There are a lot of good ones here. Robin Williams. It was a fairly, fairly normal. I mean, there was nothing, um, yeah, quote unquote outrageous about it. The most standard of all, probably. Yeah. Deli, Deli, platter and fruit tray and some water. And almonds.

This one, I will say the Robin Williams one probably looks the closest as to what you would find for, um, theatrical shows. Because it's actually got show call listed. How many hands are looking for? Um, so load in starting on 11 a.m. They went for loaders of the four guys in the truck. One carpenter head, one electrician head, one flyman, four electric hands, two uppers, one downrigger, one sound head, one prop head for sound hands, one video head, one, I'll see the three video hands.

So, so they've got it all spelled out as just the crew that they want and the hands that they need. Yep. Easy breathing. That's cool. Yeah, that's very professional. And 18 towels. And 18 also very important. See, if I can, Dave Grohl, you know, this is, this is how real people do it. You're fucking coloring book is douchey. Yeah. Listen, say how many hands you need. Probably doesn't need anything actually. It's probably got an army of people following him around that he pays.

The only thing that stood out for the George Carlo in one was under no circumstances. This is regarding pasta. Should the following ingredients be used? Meat, butter, cream, cheap shortening, vegetable oils, other than olive or cheese of any kind? This is very important. Allergies can lead to death. I always forget that Carlin was basically a vegan. Like before, that was even a thing, really. I guess I wasn't aware of that. Vegetarian, at least. I think later in life, I don't think you eat meat.

You have to stay in for meeting the products of animals, butter, eggs, cheese. Yeah. Interesting. Bill Cosby was fairly standard. Nothing of note per se. That seems suspicious. What do you think they meant by that? There was one thing that actually stood out to mean Bill Cosby's writer, which was per just social furnish. One first class dressing room for the artist, which shall be clean, private, lockable, and seasonally ventilated in close proximity to clean, private, lavatory facilities.

Those facilities are to have showers, towels, toilet paper, soap, etc. So I thought that was funny. Lockable. It has to be lockable. This is a grand example of Bill Cosby's greatest downfall. If you look at item 12, intermission, it states quite clearly in the contract the show goes straight through from start to finish with no intermission. No intermission. No intermission. Oh, well, I mean how long is it Bill Cosby's set going anyway? The longest that guy will go is like an hour. That's true.

I guess that makes sense. But still. Al Gore, this one was kind of cool. Algorithm? What's he doing? It actually has a page of the his talent agency's contract. Oh, wow. It's a boilerplate document that they just like, filled shit in. That's funny. Speaking engagement for the University of California, San Diego, where if I recall, I think he was speaking for about an hour and it states quite clearly terms, $100,000. $100,000. $100,000. You will give it to us now while we're you've stride.

Oh, do I have a delete? The delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. Delete system 32. Downloading $100,000. It's hard. The compression really fucked this scan up. But I think it says $100,000 plus un-something unrestricted first class round trip travel expenses as detailed in the attached addendum. It has agreed that all travel expenses may be build and payable in advance of the engagement. Indeed. Money upfront, bitch.

I would love to get paid to fly to California to speak for an hour and make $100,000. Yeah, you get the $100,000 grand on top of all that other stuff. Yeah. Here comes the money. You know what I mean? Yeah. You're flying first class, flying private jets on someone else's dime. God, could you be more of a politician? Saving the environment never felt so comfortable. One private jet at a time. Yeah. This has got audio, visual requirements. Oh, you know what?

They're, they, I guess the promoter was redlining the contract on page two. It was pretty funny. Speaker Addendum. Written approval of the vice president, Gore via the agency. Item number three. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let's just go to item number three. The sponsor agrees to maintain the absolute confidentiality of all the terms, conditions and arrangements contained in this contract and slash or associated with the the appearance by vice president Gore.

But what they added was they actually crossed out to maintain the absolute confidentiality of all. And they added it except is required by law. So. Hmm. So we're keeping things in the DL around these parts, you know. Well, this makes sense. Yeah. They, they crossed out the maintain absolute confidentiality and they just said not to disclose. So they were trying to protect their own ass, protect your neck, as they say. Yeah, yeah. I like it.

So they gave them the boilerplate stuff and then whoever the venue or the promoter takes it and then they scribble on it and send it back. That's why this thing looks like shit is because it was probably facts six times. So much paper. Well, it was 2007 boobs. It was a simpler time. There were a lot more trees back then. Uh, I think that was it for Gore. We're about wrapping up on these. We only have a couple left to go that I pulled at least. Okay. The Clintons are humans just like us.

Oh, the Hillary Clinton one specifically had a really fun part. So not only was she going to get a thick feed for her fee for the speaking engagement, but they also had this clause transcription. The host will be responsible for a flat fee of $1,000 for the services of the on-site stenographer who will be responsible for creating an immediate transcript of secretary Clintons remarks. The agency will coordinate all of the arrangements for the stenographer.

We will be unable to share a copy of the transcript following the event. How cool a job. How do I get that job? How do I become Hillary Clinton's stenographer, personal stenographer? I don't know, man. And I get just a flat grant every time this woman talks. Like, come on. And she talks a lot. She's just giving speeches all day, every day. And this lady has to do the transfer or whoever is doing the transcript. I don't know why I assumed it was a lady. You get a grant every time. That's awesome.

Hold on. Don't go too far. I was trying to be inclusive. I know. That's a fun fucking facts. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. It's okay, Tiger. Next time. International women of mystery. So yeah, I mean, that's expensive. That's very shit. The very expensive. And they don't even keep it. Plus a cool quarter million per speech, of course. As a basic fee. Or two. Yeah. $250,000 to one average.

Plus a chartered round trip, private jet hotel accommodations, ground transportation, meals, incidentals, and all travel aids and advanced staff. All paid for. You'll love it. Must be nice. The host will be responsible for the cost associated with the chartered rancher private air transportation. For example, a Gulfstream 450 or larger. It's great to see women be so fierce. Fierce. She is fierce. That's for sure. Oh, we got your gal. We got a rider for Sarah Palin. Oh, Sarah. Let's see.

And I assume this is during her campaign is vice president under McCain. Yes. The only note that I took for this one is she requires a private aircraft must be a layer 60 or larger. Nice. God, you know, I really would become a politician if only to have it have to avoid flying on airlines again. Oh, man. That's that's the ultimate level of freedom. The reason why billionaires become billionaires is just so they can have their own airplane. And just call up a guy, hey, get my airplane ready.

We're going to wherever, wherever it all. Hello, fellow salt of the earth. I need an airplane chartered. Listen, buddy, I need to be in Paris in five hours. Okay. I'll see you at the at the strip. They do it. I knew a guy who actually did that. A friend of a friend who did that for an ares in Berkeley. Not far from where JCD lives. It was his job to be an on-call pilot, private pilot for her at any given moment. And she was an extremely typical eccentric old, baddie ares in Berkeley.

And she'd like hit him up at like three in the morning and be like, hey, get up. We're flying to Paris. I need a banyay. And it drove him nuts. He was one of the most stressed guys ever. Too high strong. My God. It's going to take years off your life, man. Yeah. Being a pilot just by itself is a pretty stressful job, you know. Eventually, something goes wrong. Uh, the last two that I have both come from Iggy Pop. And the Creme, Dilla Creme.

I know that I was harsh and on shine down pretty intensely. Um, I just thought the Iggy Pop one had a little more authenticity to it. Uh, like this one, just randomly talking about the, um, the monitor setup and they add. And here's another thing. Why is it that lighting men switch the strobes on for ages? And when you ask them why they say that they are quote, testing them, strobes are designed to be intermittent, aren't they? So how can you tell?

They're, uh, how can you tell they're not fucked? That's just jovial. I like the, there's some more here. We see that we're moving up to the orange stage. The orange stage is a pretty lame color though. Can we change it to darker orange or burnt orange? Thinking about that one. Uh, or did you go, are you on page 10? Uh, I'm just looking at the one that you posted right here in the, uh, it's just in the show notes. Zoce was cornered at substack.com.

See if there's any, um, oh, he, he asked for a slayer. I'm looking at slayers. Hold off on that one. Hold off on that one. Yeah. Uh, man, the, uh, the, uh, the Iggy Pop writer had, uh, he was asking for Bob Hope impersonators in every stop, uh, which is a lot of fun. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and then he actually had a whole page about lights. Um, uh, this was written by someone who doesn't really know what he's talking about. I cannot tell a lie. Lights wisely speaking.

I'm an absolute R said, but I know what I like. And although nobody goes home whistling the lights, it's also true that no one goes to gig, so stare at a fucking PA stack. No, that's, that's very wise. Nobody in, in, in so true, nobody goes home whistling the lights. Well, you know what the quiet fact about Iggy versus all the other people that we've mentioned is that he's toured continuously for like probably the longest time out of everybody.

Yeah. Iggy's been touring for like half a century now, at least. It's pretty impressive. Um, so I would, this is probably the one that I would recommend the most, um, because it's consistent all the way through. It's consistently this like same beat, uh, which the shine down one wasn't. It was kind of fading in and out. Yeah, it was just kind of hokey and strange. Yeah, this is fun and, and plucky. Um, and then he's got another one from 2012.

Uh, it was something about, oh, apparently, this is an excerpt. Apparently Iggy met that Ron Howard once grain noted the author, uh, noted in the section about the band stage plans, quotes, you know, the ugly baldie one out of happy days, directs films, got one of those faces you never get tired of punching. Yeah. You know, Jesus. Christ, Alice, Ron Howard. Yeah. Ask for, uh, ass promoters for seven dwarves impersonators. Yeah, I like this one. I just closed it. Let me find it again.

That was a good one. It was seven dwarves dressed up as those two orbs out of that marvelous Walt Disney film with the woman who goes to sleep for a hundred years after biting a poison dwarf or maybe pricking her finger on a rather sharp apple or something. Uh, tell our people are acceptable. It's about attitude more than altitude. And don't forget the pointy hats.

If the, and then there's an asterisk, if the dwarves or the Bob Hope impersonator are not available, then we will settle for a belly dancer. In fact, she can use my belly to dance on. Yes, you may. Yes, you may. That sounds like a good deal. Uh, so yeah, that, I thought that one was a, uh, check them out. They're, they're listed there in the show notes. Um, the very last one. I've saved this one for last. This is the most you.

One, this is the, in fact, I'm wondering if this, you saw this a long time ago and it just became a part of you. This, this is my manifesto. Okay, man. I mean, it even has like light bright in there. It's, it's baffling to me. So this is from the desk of slayer. Uh, it actually states it right there at the top. Uh, deer transmission entertainment bros got texted from one of your interns that were moving up to the orange stage. Orange is a pretty lame collar, though.

Can we change it to a darker orange? Burns orange? Think about that one. Anyway, we noticed you dudes left off some stuff from our writer and wanted to make sure this shit gets taken care of. Otherwise, we are impaling your cats on spikes or some shit. Just kidding. We're in this for the beer and titties. Just like you guys, XOXO slayer. The beer and titties. Oh, yes indeed. We have to go through this. Can I, can I rip it? May I rip it? Oh, please, please do.

Okay, on the slayer writer we have, and keep the span of money. We got totes, brand, blood proof umbrellas, sandwich, platter, and pentagram form, including hummus and sprouts. 50,000 live bees for Dave. Oh, hold on, before you go any further. What is that? What is that? What is that? Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees. Not the bees, please. Not the bees. We have, after 50,000 live bees for Dave, we have 100 snow white goats for slaughter.

Yeah, baby. You know, they know what's up. Now, here's where I like it. This is where things get funny. You got a whole all butcher to slaughter the goats, which is very important. So you got to provide the butcher, the whole all butcher. You need to have freezer bags and colors in which to preserve the goat meat, until I can get home and make a slow roasted goat taco with cilantro and onion. Very important. We need four yoga ball chairs.

Black. We need Schlitterbond passes, lockers, and four souvenir cups. We need four light brights. Boob's only needs one. We got 10 cases of gogert. Can't wait the slurp that down. Slurp that slurp. One for each of us. We got two shoe boxes to hide our Grammy Awards. It pleased to not write Grammys on the box. We don't want to give it away. Yeah, yeah, it destroys the whole purpose. We have four box seats to the Austin ice bats. Is that like the the low league local ice hockey team? I will.

The Austin ice bats. We're a professional minor league ice hockey team based in Austin, Texas, from 1996 to 2008. Can you see what feeder team they were for? Originally members of the Western professional hockey league and later the central hockey league. Shifting around. Okay, interesting. So they go very important. Austin ice bats. They're hockey fans as one can be. They also require a pad of newsprint, watercolors and those markers that smell like different cool stuff. It's scratchy.

It's nice. Camey that that raspberry marker. We need a wet stone for battle axes. Yep. True story. Very important. Very important. They need to be the good ones. The 50-20 grids, the dual sided. And then we need the ping pong table. We need four paddles and balls. Obviously. Yep. The Maslow throw in some red cups in there in case you want to do some beer pong. Or a red life if they want to do some gains filled experiments. They can do some gains filled experiments.

Yep. Oh, I'm sure they got some technicians around there. They can open with that. You know, flip cup, whatever. They need one both like some machine. That's the most expensive thing they've asked for so far. Crazy. That's expensive. Oh, they want the Hogan's Heroes DVD box set. That's kind of tough. They say hand sanitizer twice. Hand sanitizer. Hand sanitizer. Read it a little closer. And I excuse me. Hand sanitizer and hand satinizer. That is very satiny.

Nerf brand bows and arrows, of course, obviously. A reliquary containing finger bones of St. George. Should we define what a reliquary is? Reliquary? Yeah, please explain to the kids at home what a reliquary is. It's a container used for relics. Relics being kind of things like bones and the why not bones of saints. Stuff like that. Yeah, the beard of St. Joseph. Yeah. We have one new sweet black letter font book with the pink cover. Cool. Okay. That's fine.

Oh, they want a Zamboni, the full tank of gas. Yeah. I don't need that. Yeah, that's they might donate it to the Austin Ice Bats. And then you got four tubes of stain stick and a human skull full of red red hots. Red hots. The candy red hots. Yeah, yeah. Huh. Are you sure you didn't write this? I last saw my check. I don't, um, I don't think I did, but, uh, you know, yeah, you know, well, if it were you, you do, there'd be a roadcaster two in there or something.

Roadcaster three, roadcaster four. Hmm. I am kind of curious. What would be on the official BTS writer? Oh, I think about this. I think we need to write one. I'm going to put that in the notes. You have to make a writer. Go through the database and see what's, uh, drinking a corn of vodka a day and smoking crack around the clock. So we need crack at crack to the list. What crack? We need vodka. Vodka. Uh, I need a little whiskey or tequila.

Uh, as a matter of fact, I'm just going to copy the whole Frank Sinatra, uh, like bar list. Maybe upgrade it for date sake, but, you know, just have one of everything just in case. Uh, fried chicken. Yeah. All right. Um, what? 100 woolly white goats. Yeah. Well, I mean, the goats is kind of. Yeah. That was in the actual tech writer. Because we're going to need to hand to kind of help mitigate the, uh, poulon stage. Right. Right.

Uh, we need all the, the hands that we're getting to wear these very specific outfits. Yes. Those outfits. We need, you know what I'm talking about, those outfits. Uh, we need a couple of dental hygienists. Mm-hmm. Because a happy mouth is a happy life. That's right. And a happy life is a happy mouth. Question mark. How right you are, Booberry. How right you are. Uh, hmm. We'll have to dwell on this, I think, in the future. I think we should, uh, what does it they call them?

Have this be a living list. A living list. We'll call it that. The living list. Yeah. It lives. I live, I list, I live again. I came, I saw, I list. Then I came. That's how the mock man comes. It's, uh, what they say. It's the rumor. God damn this pen. Work. Right, damn you. I know that there's ink in there. Uh, a list, I live, I list. I live. Have you tried putting it in your mouth, Vatican? I have none. Let's, uh, let's see. In the mouth and, uh, in the Vatican, in the mouth. Let's see here.

This is done. It's done, my people. My people. Let's, uh, let's take a look and see how many ISOs, the transcript searches generated for us. And oh my goodness, there are 34 ISOs in there. All related to the Vatican. Jesus. So close. So fucking close. Wow, there's so many numbers. Episode five, 17, 21, 37. Unease. Uh, that one had, uh, that's a Dean Reiner one. International criminals, the fucking IRS.

Nice. But yeah, who are in themselves like Vatican City and like the city of London, the other, the Tana Miss. I know about that shit. I know. Yeah, there, there, there are, there are a non-nation nation. So yeah, so I opted to just give those fucking gangsters. They're, that's what they are. Fucking gangsters. They are. It's true. Oh, we have one, uh, from Shai Rack punk when we had Charlie from. Let's do, let's do one or two more, but we should probably take an intermission.

Okay. Uh, well, shit. Let's do, um, WWE. Yeah, yeah. Find the Golden VCR, the one that we stole from the Vatican. Throw it in that one. Oh, okay. I can do that. Nice. I think that's probably the first time we ever said that. It's hard to say. It's, it might be in here somewhere. Um, I had to search Golden VHS, but uh, maybe I'll do that for intermission. Um, let's see here. Maybe we can just, uh, let's just go straight to intermission. Is that right? That works for me, sir.

Cool. We're not putting that tape. It's a fun around here somewhere. Um, we got some more boostable tracks that you can, uh, send value to. If you're using Kirokaster, you should be able to boost once this episode is published. You should be able to boost these songs in Kirokaster. And those stats will go to the bands. Um, it's a very cool, very legal stuff. Very exciting. This one's 13-edge. 13 minutes in 30 seconds long. That's pretty crazy, right?

I like that. 1330. This one is courtesy of Mr. Booberry. We will be back after this intermission for second, second, half a show. See you. We've walked in all this time. I think we'll give it up. Take that place, Brian. I've broken out the chapter. It's the story of a book. Not a bad life, but what's the chapter? It's exactly now that looks. I think we'll give it up. I think we'll give it up. You better think it's fine to be. And come me up inside. Bleeding out internally.

You've got to feel alive. Let it fall by the way, sir. You're broken on its own. Bit of being known to pass the start. Just keep up what you saw. I can't to give it up. I can't to give it up. Let's shove it down my spine. Take your controls. I've got to do it, oh. I've got to give it up. I've got to give it up. I've got to give it up. I've got to give it up. I got your letter, okay? And I know that you love Dragon Ball Z. Now, I don't know how to tell you this, my penpal, mumble,

but this hurts you more than it does me. I can't play a whole episode of Dragon Ball Z. I've got to give it up. I've got to give it up. Play a whole episode of Dragon Ball Z. I'm sorry, I know. I know. See, my show is only a half hour long, little lady, and that Dragon Ball thing is a half hour too. But I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to play your favorite episode of Dragon Ball Z and we're going to fast forward through some of it. Stay with me on this one. Alright, right here.

Goku is on the Nemix. Plot Nez. Please, a guy. Okay. I'm looking out back on Earth, and the Nemix dudes are recuperating. There's that guru guy. Oh, yeah. Looks like bad news. Okay, okay. Heal him. Wow. They're bonnet hunting. Wow, okay. There's a potent half-body guy. Goku, uh, flying or doing something over there. Please, a hurl, some kind of fireball out on the floor. Man. Alright. Okay. There you go. The cattle loses something fast before it doesn't have to be on the first.

I'm taking it off. I'm taking it off. I'm taking it off. Yeah, the next step will work. One. One. One. One. One. One. One. My way. I sense how it goes in. My goal. My tension. The answer. What the screen. Got me so wide. Over a mere two-five. What I'm looking for. Yeah. What made it. What left it. And what left. What left. What left. What left it. What left it. What left. But this is what. What killed it. What afraid. Ok so for now. this is right toclick. What I did. this film.

my imi's film. yeah. wow. we are looking for. What can it do. What's up. It's your killing my heart. What can it do. It's in your time until I find the truth. If I can come in your computer, in public. For this this is the end. Why am I here? Because I found it. Why? Yeah, I found it. This is my place. Why? The world. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, you please just load a full magazine.

You could kiss my brass. Am I going to do that? What's the point of loading one round per clip? You've basically made that thing into a musket. All right, more pinks, more reloads. Okay. More reloads, more pinks. All right, more pinks, more dopamine. Uh-huh. So eventually my muscle memory will be so tight that I form an infinite loop of dopamine, kind of like the final form of TikTok, Subway Surf or Family Guide Fortnite video. That's not healthy.

You're just making the pleasure of the paying less potent by doing it more often. One, you just seem a little slow. Two, don't lecture me on pleasure when you have three Snickers a day. Sugar lights up your brain like a damn firework with dopamine. I saw you doing cardio this morning too. Running triggers are released to vote dopamine and serotonin. So who's the real junkie here? Fine, you got me. But doesn't it get annoying having to reload that much? As someone that isn't slow?

No. Because more pinks, more reloads, more reloads, more pinks, more pinks, more dopamine, which just makes the loop tighter. They say you only get one you truly know. Don't you start, don't you start. I've seen what's the blue in the spot we make to grow. Don't you start, don't you start. You treat the sweets the one I never thought anyone would find. And I see the color of my poison running through. Don't you start, don't you start. You start me to the wall in any way.

You can't just love some fire. I try to shelter our strong stone. So we want these roads together for the sides. They point in deep, full ways. Yes, I've fought a pact forever but no. It's just love, it's a dream. Smash the other pictures left and burning in the rage. I eatin' food across your bones, spines and flames. Did I ever feel the souls I live by your side? These lovies like a phantom triner, a bear me alive. Well now you're gonna play my game, bitchin' up.

Show you what it means to always work this song into every kind of breeze. Like a webbing in headlights who got caught in trouble. We'll never trust your instincts even. They lie to you, no, your stones. Me too, the wall in any way. You can't just love some fire. I try to shelter our strong stone. So we want these roads together for the sides. They point in deep, full ways. Yes, I've fought a pact forever but no. So we want these roads together for the sides. They point in deep, full ways.

Yes, I've fought a pact forever but no. It's a dress, it's a green ear. It's a dress, it's a green ear. It's a dress, it's a green ear. Everybody's down on the voodoo doll. Want to stick pins in it and all this stuff. The voodoo can also experience pleasure and excitement. There's only one voodoo doll that does exist of the voodoo at a time. When I do receive your hair in the mail, there'll be someone trustworthy to take care of your voodoo doll. You start feeling good and you don't know why.

It's probably because I'm doing something to your voodoo doll. And now we turn to behind us the news. Starting. And loving, loving, loving, loving, loving.

Of course, we got the Golden VHS, dude. The VCR. I think you've, uh, never. Welcome back to second, second half of Behind the Scenes for Episode 155. And it is still the fifth of June 2023. That's right. It is 155. It happens to be June 5th. May the June be 5th you. Uh, 2023. Uh, it is currently 946 PM over here on the bereft coast, which means it's 1046 and Mount Mead time 1146 Central and midnight 46 over there on the least coast.

So for everybody who's listening across the continental United States or maybe even in Hawaii or anywhere all over the world, we see you United Air Bimmerts. We know that we know that you listen in. Yeah. Thanks for joining us here on this beautiful Monday evening. In the songs that you were listening to for that mix was starting us off was boys home. The track was painful as it is. Then we have a returning group. We've featured them a couple of times.

That's Torcon 7th famous for being the band that Dave Jones son is in Dave Jones with podcast in 2.0 fame. Oh, I feel a little with the Jones clan. And then that last one I very much enjoyed that track. It was long key long key L.O.N.G.Y. Love schizophrenia. So yeah, you can you can boost those tracks if you're using Kiro Castro. You can also boost the playoff music that we have lined up for tonight, which is from the fan favorite make heroism himself. Indeed indeed the in house baller.

Yeah, make heroism indeed and for everybody who may not know or maybe is listening to the show for the first time this music is by independent artist. It's free of any shackles to any record labels or anything like that. They produce the music and they publish the music and we use the music and we provide the information for anybody who wants to support that artist to go and do that. And you can do that with good old Bitcoin. That's right. The tried and true.

And that's another way that we circumnavigate all of the sticky little things that seem to control all of the podcast media of our current world. So please go check out all that information. You can find all that at zoososecorner.substac.com Episode 155. Season one. And we do have a couple of people that we want to thank for helping produce this week's episode. First being Sir Cross stitch coming in with a monthly donation through the PayPal for $5.33. All right. Thank you Sir Cross stitch.

Yes. Thank you for the monthlies. You can put those towards some reoccurring payments that we have for some of the infrastructure type stuff like spook dot social which unfortunately F in the chats is currently down. Currently working on trying to figure out some solutions with this storage problem that we've been having. Yeah. Still up real quick. Right. You know it takes data fills up. So we're working at the kinks. But we'll have it up and running pretty soon.

I think it's just coming up with some form of solution to just try and see see what happens. I've been talking to Prometheus dot systems and. I just haven't had a chance to really get in the weeds with it. It seems like the most I mean we don't want to talk shop too much about it but it seems like an issue of just having auto delete. We wanted to do. Auto delete after you know say six months. You delete any stuff that's holding the six months which isn't an ideal thing to do but it is a start.

To fixing the issue. Yeah it's just the problem is you can't there's not a switch that you can turn that on for the whole server every account. What have to go in and. Bates do it themselves set up the auto delete. What you can do. I still actually need to get a set up for the actual show account because I know that one's post and beefy video files every week. But yeah we're working on it. It'll happen.

Thank you sir crossage you know he's been he's been doing it for a while now and we really really appreciate that he's a long time. Monthly supporter and that's what it's all about that's value for value. I wanted to say thank you again to gix pretty much laid out why that is. And then I had a I went and checked the mail I'm very notoriously bad about checking the mail so I have no idea when this actually came in but someone sent me a t-shirt and I don't know who it came from. That's fun.

But mystery the t-shirt is rowdy rotty piper getting interviewed by one of the aliens from they live. This is such a phenomenal t-shirt. With the old w wf is it feels like a w wf interviewer an answer guy. Yeah. He's giving him the old finger. I got the glasses on. I will wear this shirt very proudly. Nice nice. And then holy shit we had a slew of artwork come in. I mean just absolutely pouring forth with artwork. Yes they were a river to our people this week a lot of really one floor coming in.

Fletcher. Oh I got to fix that in the notes you little typo there. A fletcher came in with a cool composite AI image. I exactly would go down with the moth man in space. You got a little moth man and like an astronaut suit the moth wings hanging out on a planet. It looks like it's exploding. Yep. Most certainly is. Yeah. Can you come? Sounds dangerous. Yeah and this is a he took two from what I understand he took two separate AI images and stacked them on top of each other.

And this is the type of stuff that I I could see having fun with an AI is actually kind of building layers and then pulling out different different elements. Fletcher has been very innovative and very diligent with doing different things with the AI art. Not just your typical standard typing things in and see what happens. He's really produced some fantastic stuff. Indubitably. And then we had make heroism who was a very very busy boy over the weekend. Yes he certainly was.

Shit he even got something dropped in earlier today. Yeah. It's cranking him out. The one from today was kind of a cool like it's kind of got like a VHS box aspect. It's the actual dimensions of the art but it's the BTS logo overhanging a starry night over the city one of those late night shows. Yeah. It looks like something straight out of like a letterman or something. It truly does. We'll have to find somewhere in the chapter art for it tonight. We will.

I really like the the eye centered in the show of shows too. Spooky symmetry going in here. Oh look at that tasteful glow. That slight lift. Oh. And then he just absolutely crushed it with some what I would describe as a show specific badges. There yeah that's a good way to put it. Betches. Yes. Um. See here the top one we got a little moth man type of wolf thing behind the schemes established 2020 which was I'll tell you a great year. Yeah. No doubt.

I had seen Siroma comment on no agenda social he's like give me that and glow in the dark hell yeah. This is a little great on the shirt especially glow in the dark. Yeah. Oh I'm sorry let me get that correct if that logo comes in glow in the dark take all of my money. Shut out to Siroma. I've I've the big bad wolf has got a very special place in my in my upbringing. It's there's a deeper tie than what I've let on. Oh yeah. Well pulled back the curtains as time goes on.

There was a super cool roller coaster at uh bush gardens Williamsburg called the big bad wolf. And it it would actually you were in a car that was suspended from the track so you would swing really hard. Everything around one of the curves is one of those roller coasters just ruins your back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah we have a roller coaster around here. It's a formerly marine world called King Kong it's like that really screws you up the hang the the danglers. It is a banger.

Hmm. What what's the name of that theme park this garden's Williamsburg. Bush gardens Williamsburg okay nice. Cool. We've got that badge we've also got a couple so that was a badge for kind of the show. And then we each got our own little individual badges here. Make heroism was kind of enough to give me. I never I never thought that this would become a running joke on the show but but it's lavish hot dogs. So I was twenty twenty three lavish hot dogs.

One time I went to a hot dog place nearby and it was so bad and so obnoxiously overpriced that. That I had a rant on it and I don't know it just. It gave me an exit strategy it's time to I now know what I must do I'm going to make dog shit hot dogs and sell them for twenty. Box of pop that's California. The true American way that's it that's what our founding for founding fathers would want so yeah lavish hot dogs.

And I almost thought it was saying it could be lavish hot dogs in salon but maybe I'm asking for too much. Dental hygienist. That's in the back. That's special lavish hot dogs and dental hygiene. Just call it lavish hot dogs and hygiene. Yeah. The badge is so good that I it's now my new profile picture on spook that social. So so well made. And then they also did one for you as well. And of the Minneapolis. Yeah the ghost I love that. Ghost red eyes and antennae.

It's got kind of a. Twin peaks sort of background. If you the lodge if you ever caught that show. Yeah and it's got that yeah and kind of like the Epstein temple stripes. Also known as the Disney stripes. Yeah I like it because it the it distorts at the bottom and it kind of looks like wings. But it's straight and set where the words are so it's easy to read very very well done. And then the last one was cheese equals kissing. Which is confirmed true that is that is verifiably true.

Yes. If you want us to know what kind of preferences you have just let us know what toppings you like on your pizza. I like I like cheese. I like all equals giving oral. Yep. I like linguica. Oh dirty. Which is yeah well you know she asked for it so. Turns out I'm into it. Yeah. It's funny that this cheese situation came up because guess who snuck into my thing. But none of them a classic character John Podesta. Oh shit fan favorite. A fan favorite a classic.

And somehow or other he warmed his way into my otherwise innocuous presentation. Cheese equals kissing. That's right. Thank you make her was only so well done. Wow I just realized that the pizza slices throw in the devil horns cool. Nothing to see here. Oh man. Well thank you so much make heroism I mean that guy goodness. He just he's provides so much freaking value him and Amerikayd Ultra. They are the ones responsible for our fantastic phone jingle. Of course he calls 612263799.

Among many other things BTS dot shop. You can get hoodies shirts bro tanks mouse pads all kinds of things BTS dot shop. What else do we got? Oh we got some boost of grams to read off here. All right let's rip them. Which is micro payments of Bitcoin that you can sit on the lightning network using a podcast in 2.0 app. So we got the ISO drop we got the FIFER we got the the 4 from piranhasi excuse me 5. Bullies we got 28 74 from bullies to you through fountains saying massage the router.

Massage the router. She needed it. Yeah she seems like she's settled out a little bit tonight thank goodness. Yeah she's performing. We got 1 2 3 4 5 from clip custodian through karaoke or boost in the live item. That's a good boy boost thank you clip custodian the clip custodian. Yeah give you some good boy karma there clip custodian. Yeah coin. We got 420 from seed ups through which I think this icon is the podcast index. Let's see. I'm not sure. Maybe it's boost CLI. I don't know.

But he said test test tock. Yeah so what we've got him. And then DAG came through with 11111 sats through fountains saying I was busy over the holiday weekend and missed out on all the birthday fun. Happy belated lavish here's a row of candles to put on some leftover birthday cake. Oh thank you I do have a bunch of leftover birthday cake. Hmm and that's that's nice. Thank you very much thanks for the belated it was it was a holiday weekend so.

We had 15,000 sats from C Brooklyn 112 saying a lavish birthday boost. Hmm 13,000 thank you C Brook that's awfully generous of you. I wish helipad would display the time at which the boost was sent because I know C Brooklyn gets up hell early on Tuesday mornings. And he's coming. He's getting up around the time that we're wrapping up. Oh yeah usually for a show. That's when I see that C Brooklyn 112 boost come through I'm like oh shit it's starting to go to bed.

Yep. And then we had two 420 boost from Cdubs saying test test tock. All right test Cdubs test received. Cdubs has been working on some cool stuff. I haven't seen it in the wild yet but from what I understand. Since we have boost bot included in the split and since we use the social interact interact tag. For the RSS feed which means post from no edge into social or spooked out social will display in specific apps.

Boost bot is going to start taking the boost and replying to that thread with posts of each boost. Hmm so it'll it's kind of its own cross app comments in a way. Let's see. Yes. And then that last boost came in from cotton gin through pie first boost in the live tag episode 155 and he said. Have some threes lavish. Thank you I need him Jesus Christ. I feel it's a side up I feel like somebody's definitely screwing with me fact that the three is the only key that I can use.

It's the most important key it's the one I use the most. And I think that catches us up on the the boost. Thank you cotton gin and thanks everybody for the boost. If you want to get in on this boost action you can get a podcasting 2.0 app at podcast apps.com or nude podcast apps. Yes or you can go to our show notes. This is corner dot sub stack dot com and we also have a link there where you can find all of that.

Yep. There's even a link for all of the Gamachery a boost that you can that you can check out in the chats. That's right Gamacher boosts and triggers you can trigger Jim Jones and goat slaughters and you can roast our gimp. You can do all kinds of things with boost the world's your oyster.

Let's do a couple of scream bells and then a little transition transition. Yes. Yeah. My voice is like just cough don't even feel sick enough and just full cough that's been going on. I have a friend that's gonna go today but it would be what it be. La Vos lavish who bear my fan of the apocalyptic concrete tunnel. How you got to do today? Doing well. Good good. A little sick. Great. Good good good. Well I can add a fun weekend we got one way and two the ocean and whatnot and the ocean.

Love it love it. Tom. It's some you know seafood in the long seafood. Let's open your mouth and then it's always seafood. Oh. Oh. Oh. Scream. Scream scream scream scream. Sometimes we'll think about this beforehand. Sometimes I just go ahead and dial it and then we just figure it out as we go. Nice. You know. Yes. Well let's just see what the Scream sounds like. I don't even know what it is. You don't want to check the voice. At least that. But my voice sounds weird.

I mean so what should be like. Oh good one. That's just screaming because we can. Not because we're native. Just because we want to you know. We want to. We have to. We have to scream. And then look. Fire. And then move you through. You know sometimes you just feel like it. So. Any who. Well. Yeah. Okay. It drives back. So. All right. Wait. I love the gas. That's dangerous. And you know. Whether or not. The voice sounds funky. Or it sounds normal. You know. Go ahead and always.

Just do yourself a favor and go ahead and give a little. Cata. Scream. Scream. Straight. Straight from the tomb of the unknown scream. A 21 scream salute for the boys. Yes. Thank you, Comrade Christopher Battles. Thank you, Comrade. We love you too. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love you. I'm not going to speak with Boobay. I think he loves you too. We don't. We don't need a reason to scream around these parts. Sometimes you can just scream because you can. You can. Okay. Right.

It's a free country allegedly in Minecraft. Legend has it. Legend. Rumors. So that would be that would be another good one. I'm going to lick that one up. Legend has it. Yeah. Oh, you say that all the time. I think it'll probably, what. There was. There was a 38 instances of hotdog pulled up. That's proud of that one. But okay. This is a record. I'm just going to pump those numbers up. Yeah. There should be a lot more than that. Now, there was a couple of text messages because it's true.

The rumors are have validity to them. You can text that number six, one, two, two, six, three, seven, nine, nine, nine. And we have a cat box link from an anonymous texture. Let's see what happens. Oh, boy. This should be nice. Let's see. What's up? Hey, what's going on? Everyone on National Benseller and Children's Officer and Officer, Life Coach Motivation Speaker, Lamont Wheeler. And today, I got to, man, I got to give a shout out to the behind the scenes podcast with Boo Berry and lavish.

I want to congratulate y'all because your three year anniversary is coming up. I know because I keep it to which I'll stay locked in with y'all. You know what? Y'all give me through my day. The show is growing. It's growing more and more. And happy three years. And the first three that's coming up, I was going to give you guys a shout out to say you guys are awesome. Keep doing your thing. I'm proud of you. And everybody, make sure you make sure you lock in with them. You know what I'm saying?

So check out behind the scenes podcast with Boo Berry and lavish. Oh man, keep doing your thing. I'm proud of you. Oh. Damn, thanks Lamont. Holy shit. That was Lamont Wheeler, Prolivic Children's Author and Life Coach. He's written over 30 books, 13 of them being best sellers. I saw one of them was how to write a screenplay. That's a good one. That's nice. More importantly, how to write a boostable screenplay. Yeah. This script has its own wallet. I interesting.

I wonder with these, with these columns, you know, these guys, these are motivational speakers very nice. But when they say that they listen to the show, I never mind. No, it's really nice. It's really nice. Thank you. Thanks for calling in. Thank you. Oh man. I just, these are really taking off, man. Yeah. We got Santa, Rosemagayan, Beans and now Lamont Wheeler. We're moving up in the world here, man.

We'll be long until we're, you know, throwing a quarter of a million on Hillary, trying to get her ass onto the show. No, no, no, no. Hillary's, Hilldog is going to be hitting us up for $250,000 contract saying, I will pay you $250,000 to come on behind the screens and slaughter a goat. I like that. I like that. Yeah. Come on. We talked about this. We were envisioning the outcomes as we see them. That's right. We're manifesting. Let's see the only way we're going to win this battle.

Do you understand? No one will ever go in. Well, let's at least get Bill. Oh, that should be easy. I mean, I think I know what I can do for Bill to get him to come onto our show. Best price, best price. Anyway, and we're back. And we're walking. Thanks, Lamont. Well, Lamont Wheeler, author, motivational speaker. Well, we got one more short voicemail. Well, let's do this one and then a shouty. Let's do it. No, no. That was the three. No. There was, yeah, for the ease in the threes. What?

Oh, fuck it. Audio, smartphone. Dr. Yes. Thank you, Dr. Special Agent, Dr. Sir, my crotch. Oh, man. And maybe take an antacid or something. He sent us a text message with a photo. Oh, I'm going to go and see what it is. Listen to the person, the chat. It's coming. I'm going to get the saves. Save it. This is Sarah Palin. You know, you would probably have a better idea of what the canvas looks like. If that would make sense. Doesn't. Let's put the person in the chat. Come on. It's coming. I know.

I'm just excited. I'm sorry. I'm excited. Don't make me send you to the cool shower. There you go. Oh, yeah. The cool shower. And a texture said, what did a texture say? texture said, book collections equals nerd stuff. I had to zoom in and make sure for certain that she did not have a penis. And I can confirm she does not. I see she reads a berserk. That's based. Yeah, she's got a good collection actually going here. She's got that. Oh, shit. I can't see it. Her ass is in the way. Damn it.

Yeah. I'll keep looking. Thank you, Dr. Sir Microd. You certainly know how to spin a good picture into the chat. Oh, down noting. Oh, goodness. That's still not too late to leave a voicemail 6122637999. We'll catch you there at the end of the show. Take it away. It really isn't that late. You guys 61226379999. I know it's deep down in your gully. Deep down in your fern gully, you can give us a call or text or send a pic of some naked women. We like it all.

We really do. Now for tonight, what I brought, by the way, I sent the clips a little late. Did you ever get those clips I sent you in the back channel? I got them. I think, brother. There is an article that came out that took the internet by storm today. I just couldn't help but report upon. I've been working on some other things in the background, but this thing took precedence because it just it caught my interest for a myriad of reasons.

I think that you probably saw it at some point and I know that servo sent it to us this morning as well just to make sure that we saw it. You see this alien business? I saw the message from servo, but I had a rather engaged event today at work. I didn't get a chance to look at it at all. Busy? That's fine. I took the trouble to break it down for you because I started looking into it and I have to say things got kind of interesting.

Now what came out today was an article that said that a former intelligence officer who worked for the intelligence community has gone before Congress with extensive classified information about deeply covert programs that he says that the US has retrieved intact and partially intact craft of non-human origin. That's right. It doesn't say that it's alien per se, but it's non-human. We've had a couple of alien theories come back and forth here.

There is one that I particularly like, which is that there are no aliens from distant planets. There are merely sentient races on Earth that developed millions, at least millions of years before humans did. Ultra-terrestrials. Ultra-terrestrials. It feeds into the hollow Earth theory or things of that nature where these creatures, which may be reptilian in nature, cold-blooded, they live underneath the surface of the Earth.

We humans happen to have the right tools to exist on the surface of the Earth against all kinds of terrible things such as the radiation of the sun. For example, but anyway, this article came out and everybody was talking about it and it really had me riled up because when alien stuff actually becomes headlines, it's very suspect to me. There's all kinds of alien stuff that happen all the time. There are people I have a video right now, as a matter of fact, really I should have cat-boxed it.

But I found a video this week of a guy who was doing one of those gliders that you sit in, they're really neat. The sky gliders, you're comfortable in. He's just cruising through the sky and all of a sudden this gnarly little black object flies right by him. Very bizarre little thing has excellent maneuverability and you just watch as it goes right on by. That happened this week and nobody talked about it. You would have never known about it.

Unless you were listening to the show or unless you found it yourself. This article took everybody. Everybody was talking about Matt Walsh. What is a woman was talking about? Everybody on Twitter was talking about it. It was this big deal. It was about this whistleblower. The whistleblower's name is David Charles Grush. He's 36. He's a decorated former combat officer from Afghanistan. He is a veteran of the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency and the National Reconnaissance Office.

He served as the Reconnaissance Office's representative to the unidentified aerial phenomena task force from 2019 to 21. They don't call them UFOs anymore, BooBerry. Right. Because it's too vague or it's not big enough. It's not big enough. It's too dehumanizing. Yeah. They're not talking about the physical property of the thing. It's not that it's an object that flies. It is now a UAP in unidentified aerial phenomenon.

Before I go into this article anymore, I want to talk about the people that wrote the article. This is always kind of a point of contention with me. If that's the right way of right thing to say. I love to look up the authors of the articles of these things.

Just like when we did the bit on Tiffany Dover, half of my report on Tiffany Dover was really talking about the lady, the journalist, the quote unquote journalist, who wrote the article and had the broadcast and kind of produced the whole thing to begin with. When you look into their backgrounds, you see things a lot of the times that are very big that shouldn't be ignored about the story. It's really part of the story. And the sad fact is that a lot of these authors are very spooky.

They come from very high places in the world and we are always looking out for, you know, they're trying to pull the wool over us. And with the alien stories, they always whip out alien stories as a matter of distraction, as a matter of, you know, kind of a blue beam type of thing. Well, look, aliens, while they do something else, much more clandestine. Right. So I've got to watch my left hand while I fuck you with my right.

The hidden hand, is it where the hidden hand turns out they hit it up your ass. That sounds like a conspiracy. Well, go fuck it up. Oh gosh. So we've got two authors of this article. The first one, the primary one, her name is Leslie Kane. Now, this lady ended up being a very interesting character. Leslie Kane is a journalist who specializes in UFOs and the afterlife. I found a couple of things on her.

Nothing that was really interesting enough to clip, but if you type Leslie Kane, which is spelled K-E-A-N, and you'd think that it would be pronounced Kane, but it turns out it's actually pronounced Kane. If you look her up, you will find these little interviews, these hour long interviews that are very boring and very skit so about her talking about communicating with ghosts and talking about, you know, the ethereal energies that exist after one departs and blah, blah, blah.

So she's just really into that. I really might covet T, but you know, I'm not one to poop who anything right away. She's the author of UFOs, Generals, Pilots and Government Officials that Go on Record. And the forward of this book was written by our boy, John Podesta. John Podesta for anyone who doesn't know. Why don't you tell the kids at home who John Podesta is?

John Podesta was probably last in the limelight during his stint as the campaign manager for the Hillary Clinton's campaign back in 2016. And he had kind of found himself in the eye of the storm that was Pizza Gate as there was a ton of emails that were, well, some say hacked. Others say leaked. All emails related to the deans or the Democrats campaign at the time. And there was quite a few just oddly stated emails that seem to have some sort of kind of coded messaging behind it.

That being, we found, this is kind of a paraphrasing one of the emails, but we found a bandana that seems map related. Does anybody know where this is at? I actually have the emails in the chat. I can read them for you just real quick. I know what you're talking about. This is, did you leave a handkerchief? This is to John Podesta from Aaron Sapp on the second of September 2014. Hi, John. The Realtor found a handkerchief. I think it has a map that seems pizza related. Is it yours?

They can send it your way if you want. I know you're busy. So feel free to respond if it's not yours or you don't want it. Map also being an acronym for minor attracted person. That's right. Pizza relating to, it's like child sex trafficking. Is the, well child is the idea. Yeah. Pizza for, or cheese pizza. Nope. Cheese pizza, CP, child porn. It's kind of, it was a strange time. Hot dogs and pizza. Cheese pizza. That was kind of the two. Yeah. You saw hot dogs pizza, walnut sauce.

I mean, pizza gate was pizza gate. Marina and Bravavic was a, was a, was a guest star in that. Yeah. Yeah. So on top of that, John Podesta and his brother have been to possess a, quite an extensive art gallery that had a lot of weird shit, a lot of mutilation and a lot of like kids being tortured. And I have posted that as well in, in the show notes, nothing like too ridiculous.

But there is a, an image of, they have a statue hanging, John Podesta's brother has a statue hanging of like, one of Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite famous victims with his head cut off, bent backwards. And it's just like hanging in his foyer. I'm not interested in bronze. These are the folks that are going to save democracy. Yeah. These are the people that have your best interest in art. And they've got a bunch of paintings of kids tied up and being beaten and weird.

And it just, that plus the elephantist Instagram page really was the, and these, and these leaks, the creepy leaked emails, which they say, well, they came through WikiLeaks. And the big debate is, did they hack them or were they leaked by somebody on the inside?

And the biggest candidate or the most likely candidate that we have for that is a man named Seth Rich, who worked for the DNC and was killed while walking home in a very calculated assassination where they said it was a robbery, but nothing was stolen. And the person who killed him knew exactly where all the cameras were and knew how to make a getaway without being picked up by the CCTV cameras.

So John Podesta is a deep state lackey and he has been involved with setting up the bribe speech tours for the Clintons, for the weird sex trafficking stuff. He also has instructions for creamy risotto and seems to be quite a foodie and other things. There's a BBC article that I leaked as well. And I unfortunately spent a lot of time looking, re-looking into John Podesta and kind of find what they still have about him.

And then all of this of course resulted in your typical textbook RedScare style cover-up where, you know, this information was leaked by the Russians. Ah, Russia. So don't look at the actual information itself, just blame Russia for leaking it to everybody. Of course he can't look at that information, it's going to make it go shoot up pizza joints, man.

Yeah, and shoot one bullet that happens to hit the hard drive of the computer in the pizza place that is just loaded with satanic imagery and weird creepy kidship. But you know, never mind that, it's not important. And so I thought to myself, well, huh, why is this lady Leslie Cain so close? To this John Podesta character? Well, it turns out that she's a member of the Cain family, one of the oldest American political families out there.

They're so old school that they have a university named after them. That's how you know they're serious about their craft. Real deals. Yeah, everybody knows if you want to get them, get them young in school. They are one of the most powerful families in the United States. One of the top families of the state of New Jersey in particular, between them and the Livingston family, who are both descended from founding father type characters, they are two of the most prominent families in New Jersey.

Leslie Cain is the granddaughter of New Jersey congressman Robert Cain. And she's the great, great, great, great granddaughter of banker John Cain, who was a representative of South Carolina in the Continental Congress of 1785 to 1787. And he was personally appointed after being an auditor during the Revolutionary War, working for directly for George Washington.

After the war, he was personally appointed as the first cashier, which basically means the first president of the bank of the United States by President Washington. Very important guy. Leslie's uncle is Thomas Cain senior, who not only is a former governor of New Jersey, but he was the chairman of the 9-11 commission. Wow. It's a very small world. Very, very small world. I'll tell you. When the headlines come, when you look into who's making them, it's a small club, very small club.

And then finally, topping out the familiar links, her cousin Thomas Cain junior is also a congressman in a former state senator from New Jersey. So this family fucking runs New Jersey. So that's a little bit of background on her. And then the other author of the article is a man named Ralph Blumenthal, who is a longtime staffer, he worked for the New York Times for at least 45 years. He focuses on UFOs and he also focuses on the Holocaust and a lot of other subjects of that nature.

And he has a particular interest in a man named John Mack, who was a Harvard psychologist and looks just like Jeffrey Epstein. Very bizarre. Yeah, you got to look this guy up, John Mack. He's got that weird, schmarmy intellectual look with that jawline. He's got the permanent lip curl. Yeah, let's go that permanent schmarmy lip curl, just like Epstein did. I don't know, I noticed that in particular, but we have, I think, a clip. If you could please play Blumenthal one.

For those of you who don't know Ralph, I should mention his distinguished 45 year career at the New York Times. He is currently a distinguished lecturer at Baruch College and the believer is his seventh book. You quote Ralph, you quote John Mack in the book is saying, it's very hard to take a German Jewish materialist and turn him into a mystic. Let's start with the German Jewish materialist. Who was John Mack?

Okay, John Mack was a Harvard psychiatrist, esteemed member of the medical establishment at Harvard, who got interested in the phenomenon of alien abduction, human beings who had very searing memories of being, or encountering aliens, so we say, going up to their spaceships and having experiments performed on them, including reproductive procedures to produce a hybrid race. That's what he got interested in.

The question in my book is really what got him going from a member of the Harvard establishment as esteemed psychiatrist to a career that subjected him to some ridicule? This guy was a man of many, many passions as you point out. Yes, indeed. That's what made it so interesting. He was no ordinary euphologist who got gripped by this strange phenomenon. He had a very eminent career, as you say, as a social reformer.

He brought medical and mental health services to Cambridge when that was a downtrodden part of Boston. He saw Lawrence of Arabia as we all did at that time. We walked away from the theater and said, wow, that was a long movie. He decided he was going to do a psychological biography of Lawrence and he spent 12 years in England in the Middle East researching it. That made him a Middle East expert. He started working on peace efforts in the Middle East. He met with Yessa Arifat.

Then he protested, as you said, nuclear weapons in Nevada. As a physician, he was very much against the nuclear weapon, nuclear war. He was very well grounded, no pun intended, and causes on this earth. Then through a series of happenstance experiences, he became interested in this other world, the spiritual world, which remains a mystery. This is his interest. He finds this interest in this Harvard psychologist and sclerbilted something about Maddie McCann in the chat. I was looking into that.

Oh, the character, Aaron side out of the character, Witnesses. The police sketches of one of the witnesses to the Maddie McCann kidnapping when they drew out these two individuals. It was Jalaine. Oh no, it was Podesta. It was the Podesta's. That's right. Oops. That's right. You know, my other Podesta's. That's true. You're looking into that Maddie McCann, allegedly in Minecraft. Anyway, this guy is intellectual.

They're all involved with these Harvard psychology, Stanford psychology remember what we were talking about. What's your face? That's what Kevin, Christine Blossy Ford seems to be a lot of ties to these high elite Ivy League psychology departments. Seems like things seem to always tie back to them. So this guy has a particular interest in that, but again, he's a New York Times guy. So these are the two authors that are writing this article. I will read through the article.

I'm not going to read through all of it, but I will just go through some of the key parts and just going, what's going on here? Actually, we'll play the little clip to kind of preface it if you play aliens one. Last week, NASA held its first public meeting on UFOs, which by the way are now called officially an unidentified aerial phenomena. This is a year after launching a study into unexplained sightings. And now tonight, a worldwide TV exclusive you will only see right here on news nation.

Bombshell claims from a military whistleblower published just this morning, alleging a secret UFO retrieval program within the US government. David Krush, an Air Force veteran, former member of that task force and veteran of the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency. Now formally blowing the whistle on secrets, he says no one has ever shared publicly before. He is speaking one on one with investigative reporter Ross Coldheart reporting for news nation.

When you say crash retrieval, what do you mean? These are retrieving non-human origin technical vehicles. Call it spacecraft, if you will. It's probably not the right parlance, but no kidding, non-human, gothic origin vehicles that are going to land on a joke. I'm sorry. Look, you know, I thought you were kidding there for a second, but after you said no kidding, I'm sold. Oh, you're not kidding? Oh, OK. Jesus. I took that back.

No kidding, non-human, exotic origin vehicles that have either landed or crashed. We have spacecraft from another species. Spicecraft. How many? Quite a number. Oh, shit. Quite a number of the mantin says, quite a number. I'm writing it down as a title, Spicecraft. Yes. Yes. This man says that there is a lot of shit and that they are reverse engineering it. I'll read through some of the article. The whistleblower again, David Charles Grush.

Grush. 36 former combat officer in Afghanistan, all the Spook alphabet agencies he's a part of. And he read, and he co-led this salvage effort. This is what he's saying. As he was put in charge of one of these teams that would go around and would reverse engineer this material.

The two authors of this article that I just described, they also wrote another article back in 2017 that detailed the Pentagon's official program that they were looking for Spicecraft and reverse engineering them and that there was actually a budget, a big budget allocated to this program. They were the ones that kind of broke that story, is it? A big murky budget. Big, dark money budget. By the way, if anyone hasn't read dark money by Jane Mayer, pull it surprise. It's winning. Please do.

It's really, really nice. And it'll give you a great insight as to how a lot of this stuff gets funded. It doesn't get funded through the typical stuff. It doesn't get funded through the taxes or through Congress or anything like that. It gets taxed through or gets funded through funny money. And the funny money is provided through NGOs and nonprofits and other sorts of things.

So the task force was led by the Navy under the office of Undersecretary Defense for Intelligence and Security and grushes that the recoveries of partial fragments through and up to intact vehicles, fully intact vehicles have been made for decades through the present day by the government, its allies and defense contractors like our guy Eric Prince.

I'm sure has seen a couple of these analysis is determined that the objects retrieved are of exotic origin, non-human intelligence, weather extraterrestrial or ultra-terrestrial origin. Based on the vehicle morphologies and material science testing and the possession of unique atomic arrangements and radiological signatures, oh did I mention that it also covers all domain anomaly resolution office which includes investigations of object objects operating underwater.

Oh, which I think is totally fucking slept on. Nobody thinks about there was one person, Michael Crite. Oh yes, Michael Crite and well Michael Crite and got to him genius. He called it all man. He called AI, he called genetic modification, he called it all dude, it's pretty well, I'll smart that guy with it. This is basically Michael Crite and right here. We better blow them before they blow us.

You know, you always said that you could blow them, but you never thought maybe if you should blow them. I think that was a line that they admitted from the movie version. Yeah, that was in the original book. Because they're all six denying each other over an easeless orna. Yes, that's right. Underwater UFOs. Do you know what that means underwater UFOs? Well, I guess I'm a little, how would they be considered flying underwater?

Well, because they removed the flying part, right, because it used to be an unidentified flying object. It was an unidentified phenomena. But if you were to call it an underwater UFO, then it would be an Uwoo foe. This is yes, yes. Uwoo foe. I'm just going to do it. Uwoo. Uwoo. So keep your eye out for Uwoo foes. Wherever you see, you will see this face. You just made an Uwoo foe for life. Moving on. Grush is represented, and this is where it gets a little extra spooky.

They put a little spooky cream freeze on top. Grush is represented by a lawyer. They don't say who. And I tried to find the name of this guy and they couldn't find it. Who served as the original intelligence community inspector general? Are you familiar? What's it? This is the whistle blower. The whistle blower, yes, has seeked a council, legal council from the inspector general of the intelligence community. This is an official title. So this would be NSA, FBI, CIA, ATF. This is its own thing.

The Inspector General Act of 1978 created inspectors general for federal agencies and provides broad authorities for overseeing programs, promoting efficiencies, detecting fraud, etc. So I think the idea is that every alphabet soup agency has its own inspector general. So this guy is the, they have, I guess, or the other thing is that it's just a general inspector and inspector general, of course, that covers them all.

And this guy just goes around, he can go to the NSA, go to the CIA, go to the FBI, and he can do audits, essentially, in program overseeing projects. So this person has been tagged to be this man's lawyer. I think that's a little spooky, honestly. Well I suppose it depends on whether or not the inspector general is in on the cut or not. Well, we're talking about the intelligence community so far. This has all been very incestuous.

So far, not one single character that I've found in this story makes less than $300,000 a year and isn't living in a fucking high rise in Washington, DC, that their great, great grandfather built was slave labor. You know what I mean? It's all money here. Everybody is involved. There's no like normal people in this story. Well, I don't know if you've heard this or not, but we investigated ourselves and found that there was no wrongdoing. Huh? Who could have called that, you know?

The inspector general. That's why he gets the big bucks. Yes. Continuing on the article, we're not talking about pro-Zaykh origins or identity as Grish said, referencing information that he provided Congress and the current inspector general of the intelligence community.

Since the material includes intact and partially intact vehicles, in accordance with the protocols, Grish provided the defense office of pre-publication and security review at the Department of Defense with the information that he intended to disclose, what that information is isn't really provided in the actual article here.

But his disclosures and those of non-public witnesses under new protective provisions of the latest defense preparations bill signaled a growing determination by some in the government to unravel a colossal enigma with national security implications that has bedeviled the military and tantalized the public. Going back to World War II and beyond, for many decades, the Air Force carried out disinformation campaigns to discredit reported sightings of unexplained objects.

Now with two public hearings and many classified briefings under its belt, Congress is pressing for answers. Carl E. Nell recently retired Army Colonel and current aerospace executive. Does that mean he works for Lockheed or something? Who was the Army's liaison for the UAP task force from 2021 to 2022? Not very long-standing. Any worked with Grush, he characterizes Grush as beyond reproach, high praise from the Colonel, high praise indeed.

Christopher Mellon, I imagine, is probably related to the industrialist Mellon family, of which Carnegie Mellon is named, who spent nearly 20 years in the U.S. intelligence community and served as the deputy assistant secretary of defense for intelligence, as worked with Congress for years on an identified aerial phenomena.

A number of well-placed current and formal officials have shared detailed information with me regarding this alleged program, includes insights into the history governing documents in the location where a craft was allegedly abandoned and recovered, Mellon said. However, he goes on, it is a delicate matter getting this potentially explosive information into the right hands for validation.

This is made harder by the fact, rightly or wrongly, a number of potential sources do not trust the leadership of the all-domain anomaly resolution office established by Congress. And this was the institution that our whistleblower worked for. I mean, with a name like all-domain anomaly resolution office, what's not to trust? Oh, yeah. That's a name that's designed to be as ambiguous as possible.

Yeah. Instead of calling it the all-domain UFO research and recovery office, which is really what it is, it calls itself that. You'd have no idea. The office of the fuck is that shit? We're gonna fucking break that shit apart and use it for war. That's a little more like snappy succinct to the point. A little more honest. It will. It will, huh? But, let's see here. We got, basically they're saying with these guys, this guy, this reminds, this stinks a lot of the Facebook whistleblower.

Remember her? Who? Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Yes, this is an idea of, okay, this guy who's been involved with the organization for years and years and years and is the right hand. One of the close people with Zuckerberg, all of a sudden, one day comes out and with really no reason at all. And we analyze this very closely in a previous episode. I can tell you which one exactly. But someone comes out from the organization.

Somebody has a very cushy job and is in a very prestigious elite position. Comes forward and just is torn up inside. You know, they're just, they morally, they can't take it anymore. They have to come out to the public and tell everybody all of the terrible things that are going on. And everybody takes them very seriously. What's going on? What's going on? And she goes, well, she looks around. She goes, well, they're racist.

I need some, that reminds me when I'm making note to myself, I need some good, shocked audience react. I'm sure there's some Simpson's ones. Oh, computer. Delete. Oh boy, that's right. They're racist. Oh, oh, oh wow. That's so terrible. You're congressional hearing about it. So we'll continue on in the article here. The non-human intelligence phenomenon is real, bro. We are not alone. Says Jonathan Gray, who is a generational officer of the United States Intelligence Community.

They type secret clearance. Yeah, that's right. He's generational. Does that mean? Just like everybody else in this fucking story. Just like, ugh. The nepotism is rampant in this one quietly. Yes. Generally, a generational officer of the United States Intelligence Community Top Secret Clarence works for Nasek, the National Air and Space Intelligence Center, where the analysis of UAP has been his focus. He says, retrievals of this kind are not limited to the United States. You knew.

This is a global, global... This is a global phenomenon. And yet, a global solution continues to elude us. Oh, if only we had a one-world government. At the National Bava Law and Geospatial Intelligence Agency, Grush served as a senior intelligence capabilities integration officer, cleared at the top secret or secret compartmented information level and was the agency's senior technical advisor for unidentified aerial phenomena analysis.

In 2016 to 21, he served with the NRO as a senior intelligence officer. So this guy is a senior intelligence officer. Okay. He's basically the equivalent of a colonel in the intelligence community. And I imagine that his family also is for generations been involved with the federal government in one way or another. Does everybody else as fucking is? And of course, he's a veteran of the Air Force, which everybody knows is the most coddled branch of all of the military branches.

You're going to get us a drone strike, man. No, that's the Navy. He has numerous awards and decorations for his participation in covert and clandestine operations to advance American security. Danger, danger. That's not good. Advance American security, Jesus Christ. We're trying to advance American security. According to the 2021 NRO performance report, Grush was an intelligent strategist with multiple responsibilities. He prepared many briefs on unidentified aerial phenomena for Congress.

He helped develop the language for the UAP for the FY 2023 National Defense Authorization Act. A spearheaded by Kristen Gillibrand and Marco Rubio and signed into law by Biden 2022 December. The provision states that any person with relevant UAP information can inform Congress without retaliation. We promise nothing bad will happen to you. You're family on the other hands, you know. Yeah. And then the bads can have an U, but your son might have an unfortunate accident.

Regardless of any non-disclosure agreements. Starting in 2022, Grush provided Congress with hours of recorded classified information transcribed in hundreds of pages, which included specific data about the materials recovery program. Congress has not been provided with any physical materials related to the records. They haven't given them any alien tech yet, which I think fucking is lame. Give us the tech.

They should have just walked into the floor Congress and dumped out trash bags of UAP parts. That's right. This is a fucking battery for an alien car. If you look at it too long, you'll turn into a woman. Happy Pride Month. Hallelujah. Finally. No long term studies have been done yet. I do not serve cut. I am good. That's what it's going to sound like. I don't scare easy, but that thing scares me. It goes on and on and on and on and on. So it talks about the complaint.

It talks about Congress's actions. It talks about Grush suffering months of retaliation and reprisals related to these disclosures beginning in 2021. And for some reason, it just caught on today in particular everybody was talking about this guy coming forward with all this all this documentation. It says it's such immense capabilities of this technology is not merely relegated to the study of the pro-Zek. What is pro-Zek? Let's find a new word today, shall we? Pro-Zek.

Calling the style of diction of pros, lacking poetic beauty, commonplace, unromantic. That's a new one. Type of writing that is factual, dull, unimaginative, and everyday. Damn, harsh. Pleabian poems. Hmm. Well, I don't know that applies here. The existence of complex historical programs involving coordinated retrieval and study of exotic materials dating back to the early 20th century should no longer remain a secret. So they've been doing this since the early 1900s.

They've been collecting this alien technology. The majority of retrieved foreign exotic materials have a pro-Zek, terrestrial explanation and origin. According to, this is Mr. Gray, Colonel Gray, some other character that's involved in this. Not all in any number higher than zero in this category represents an undeniable, significant statistical percentage. So he's just talking about your probably over there. And it keeps going back and forth between all these experts.

You have melon, former deputy, assistant secretary, defense for intelligence. They're all spokes. Dr. Gary Nolan, a professor in the Department of Pathology at Stanford University, and he now an inventor and entrepreneur with more than 300 published papers, has started over a half a dozen companies based on technologies out of his laboratory. So we've got Stanford involved, we've got Harvard involved, we've got the intelligence community involved. What do you think, man?

It seems kind of spooky to me. I'm having a hard time not defaulting to another nothing burger. I don't know if that's just coming out of habit. I guess I haven't burger so delicious by the way. You haven't seen and greens I haven't had a chance to really hop online for the most part today. So I haven't necessarily seen the hype behind it. I mean, it's, I just wonder about that whole transition from UFO to UAP.

I mean, essentially, to acknowledge UFOs from the government is to say, well, the 40 years of arguments that you made and we just called you a crackpot and black badge or black bagged your ass to come out and say that, yeah, maybe we're changing our stance on UFOs when they can't have that because that would put them in being in the wrong so you gotta shake it up and use the classic tactic of changing up the language and making

the same thing but with new words, or making the same thing but with new words. Giving a very old topic of facelift and acting like it's, you know, it's new news.

I recently heard a conversation on, damn, I don't remember what show it was but the guy definitely caught my interest because he was talking about ultra-terrestreels and how there was a parallel society that was living in tandem with humans and I just remember he was going in, I mean, he was going in hard just explaining like the level of the military technology as compared to what we kind of assume that they would have and what his beliefs were is what they were capable of.

I mean, his argument was that this is research that's science-based, magic-based, it goes back to the turn of the century, around the 20th century or going into the 1900s which sounds like what was kind of laid out here in this article. I mean, if they were, they were ever to disclose, I feel like it's just going to be, I mean, it's not even like a, it's just like the very suggestion of Underboob. You know, you'll never get any sort of full reveal.

No, it's a very classic tactic of hiding in a plain sight which is a very powerful tactic indeed and it's something that a lot of the things that we talk about, the really kind of second half of the show that I truly believe exists like secret societies and, you know, occult rituals and things like that, mystery schools. A lot of that has to do with hiding in plain sight because it is, it's very blatant, it's always in front of you and it's so common place that you take it for granted.

And with the alien stuff, I mean, it's just, you know, unfortunately, the ultra-terrestrial theory has more water, holds more water for Putin than the extraterrestrial theory. You know, there's the great barrier to consider, there's the vastness of space, it makes more sense to think that there is a race that lives underground that's been around for millions of years. It's more likely. So it's something to entertain, it's a thought to entertain, to worth entertaining.

You know, there was a paper that came out, do I have a date on this yet? It don't, but it was by Dr. Putthoff. Putthoff. What the fuck you just told me to do? It was called ultra-terrestrial models and I've been sitting on this for a couple of weeks, maybe a, maybe I got something for next week. Yeah, maybe we can continue on with this subject. Oh my God, I see the word prosaic again. Oh shit. Right away in this thing that you just posted. What the hell is this code word?

What is this code word? Very interesting. Where did you see it? I see it on page four, very bottom. The second line from the bottom. There it is. Other more accurate measures could be taken ranging from the relatively prosaic through the most tech, tech intensive approaches. Hmm. This must be a word floating around in the upper echelons of academia or it's a code word. I'm curious what the root of that is. Yeah, the abstract. Number one, there is an unidentified phenomenon interacting with the

current human population on earth. Number two, it is currently unknown whether the phenomenon is exclusively extraterrestrial, extradimensional, crypto terrestrial, demonic slash gin, proto-slash ancient human, time travelers, etc. Or some combination or mutation. Of all the above. Yeah. And or slash all the above. Yeah. Which could be. I like that. I also found the root of prosaic. It literally pros is the root. Okay. It comes from the Latin prosa, which means straight forward discourse.

No nonsense, Jack. No nonsense. No rules. Just pros. Nice. Interesting. Well, maybe this will be a little thing that we look into. Perhaps more will come out about this story. Or maybe it'll just disappear into the mud. And if it does, then that lends to what I'm saying a little more. If, um, yeah, I might, I might try to go back to that all the time. Remember where I got it from. But I'll get some clips of that show and how extraterrestrials came up in the conversation.

No. It's pretty fascinating stuff. Nice. Well, I believe that that's really all I have on the subject today. I think I think probably fine. We're making a little late time tonight. And that's just fine. I like this image that you have of Richard Branson and Obama duking it out on a boat. Yeah, I didn't even mention that. But, uh, there is a picture that I found when I was looking through all the pedestrian stuff. And I spent so much time.

I, there was a point where I was like, I got to stop looking at pedestrian stuff. And I have to get back to this article. Uh, but I did find this weird picture of Richard Branson and Obama, like wrestling on a boat somewhere. Looks like it's out in the ocean, telling by the color of the water. And, uh, it's just very creepy. Branson has his hand around Obama's neck. And Obama is like, he's got like his both hands. He's got both hands around Obama's neck.

And Obama has his left arm is up as if he's about to like punch him like it playfully. And then if you look at his right arm, his right hand, he's, he's like holding Branson. Like he's physically touching him and has his hand pressed against his back. It's really weird photo. It's real. It's not Photoshop. It's a real photo. Yeah, I definitely noticed the hands for sure. Or the hand on Branson's back there. Hands tentacles, you know, you know how I do it. We know you do it.

The hands, again, have been a little thing we've talked about the hidden hand. Obama, Branson and John Podesta all have fucked up hands. And it's kind of a weird rumor in the secret society circles that one of the things, you know, to be initiated into the club, you have to endure a little physical abuse. And one of those things is having your fingers broken. And you've also seen pictures of these guys with the black eyes as well. The black eye is another one. I do like the black eye collages.

Yeah, they're everywhere. But I've seen that the broken fingers one, too, is quiet. And the picture that I put with John Podesta, the infamous image of him having his hands out during the Hillary campaign with 14 and one palm and the fish in the other, which is a very strange old testament to move of him to make. And his fingers are just screwed up. Like his fingers look like twisted tree branches. I was hoping that you were going to say twisted sister for some reason. I know.

Yeah. And of course, you can find all this information. Everything that I just talked about is referenced in the show notes. You can go to zoososcorder.substac.com episode 155. And you can find all of that. You can find these authors. You can find their books. You can find everything I just talked about all referenced. So it's right there as well as everything that Booberry talked about and all the writers. And I'm checking the voice mills.

I don't see anything in the inbox and I don't see any boost that we miss. I think that wraps us up on tonight's episode. No, sounds good. I thought it was absolutely delightful. Yeah, there was... What was it?

Oh, remember. Wasn't there something we were supposed to do at the end of the show? Loading. Thinking about it. Thinking about it. Oh, maybe it was the post production stuff I'm thinking of. Oh, remember. I'll have to wait until this episode gets uploaded so I can go back and search the transcripts. That's what it was. I'm sure it wasn't that important, famous last words. Probably not. Well, thanks for tuning in everybody. Those episode 155. Behind the schemes.

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Boost right now in CurioCaster. You'll be able to, for the post episode, you'll be able to send some sats towards make heroism. Oh, yeah. Who deserves it? Because he is a very good boy. Oh, I did remember what it was. The Monday might be a little weird, because I'm going to be traveling a lot. I'm going to drive over to Missouri for Spencer's birthday. Oh, that's right. I mean, we mentioned that. Yeah, that's what it was. Spencer's birthday, which is coming up 6'9".

It's going to be quite the turnout. I unfortunately cannot make it. Which pains me very much. I can't make it. But you are, and you're going to have a great time. And we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Yeah, I'm going to be bringing some gear down, so I might end up trying to hop on the stream or something. Well, I'm sure. Bring a couple of microphones. Set them up, knock them down. Capture the party. It's going to be so much fun. So sad. But there'll be more times to party.

I'm going to get out there eventually. Maybe a little private thing. Who knows? All under the wall. Every Tuesday night. I do like visiting. We've got friends all over the place. And such a great excuse to travel around this beautiful country, Mars. I can understand, like, what wanting a hot money. Speaking of which, Canada, open your borders. Let's do it. I want the Canadian women to come down. I'm going to go start banging on some doors. This has been Mooberry Mothman and the Minneapolis.

And I'm still standing. My name is lavish. We're going to do a radio act there during their cut-out for TV. Because I like tough chicks in uniform. Meter-made. Hey, Rita! Fuck off! Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, eat those pills. Wacka, wacka, wacka. Oh, I just want to rent a killdozer, man. Some days I just want to rent that killdozer and take it to town. Yo quiero sangre de capra. I mean, you don't want too many of them.

In the nasty ones, you know, they'll eat your hot dog or whatever if you're outside. But, you know what I'm trying to say. Hey, we should make hot dog, honey. Mm. Yeah. Hot dog, honey.