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Surprise! Flat Earth is a Nazi Conspiracy

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Robert is joined by Katy Stoll and Cody Johnston for a special bonus episode to discuss and read excerpts from 'The Greatest Lie on Earth: Proof That Our World Is Not a Moving Globe' by Edward Hendrie.

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M what's boiling my pig gennesses. I'm Robert Evans. This is behind the Bastards, the show where every week I bring shame upon my friends. Sophie is not in the room right now, or she would most assure it be not be okay with this? Cody looks horrified. Katie will barely meeting my eyes, like, how do you guys feel about that intro um? My internal reaction was okay. So does that clarify things? No? I have no issue with it, no issue. I think you should say that every few

minutes you think makes some hoodies. I think you makes somebody anything to advertise those cities. Every few minutes, okay, every few minutes, Facebook push what's boiling my pigses? What's boiling my feet? Is a different one, entirely, that is a different one. Also, you take out the comma and you're asking the pig ainnesses, what's what? What? Like? What you're asking what's boiling my piginnesses? Yeah? What came in

and started boiling? And not who? Because you know that there's a wide variety of possibility who's behind that something is boiling? In our world of drones and Boston dynamics, walking robots, anything could be boiling those pigs Calamari sometimes

sometimes regularly. God, my dad never forgave me for sharing that, for telling him that the pigs Calamari saw a video I think, but probably Boston, of a robot picking up a pen, going up to a screen and pressing the not a robot button confirm and then sign in and drop the pen. See and and if it can pick up a pen, it can boil a pigannis? Can it can boil a pig? Games? Well, we've said the word

pig anus is often enough For this episode. I'm Robert Evans is behind the Bastards, the show we tell you everything you don't know about the very worst people in old history. But today as a special episode. Now, about four weeks ago, we all came together to talk about a little fella named George Lincoln Rockwell, a little little little machetous typed an experience, a little bit of a joker, just just yeah, a fellow. And I launched a go fund me during that for an audio book that I'm

still working on. Hopefully'll be out with him. You know, the next two months or so called the War on Everyone, Uh, and my initial goal was to raise five thousand dollars, and we're currently over five times that. I'm outraised. It's done very very well. I'm incredibly grateful. I think people now have donated like an average of like thirty bucks apiece something like that. Really really really happy and grateful to my audience. We're gonna do some cool stuff with

that money. It's also gonna allow me to eat food that's not boiled pigs. Yeah, although I'm gonna keep boilance of pigginesses you guys, I am, I am usually what's boiling my pigenuses? Yeah, that's how you get cheap calamari exactly. We decided, or I decided, and I asked h Cody Johnston and Katie Stole, who have not introduced yet, but who I assume our audience knows, because you've that our most frequent guests by far, I wanted to give them

something special. Now in the office were record this studio, there's a book that's always sitting on the table, and that book is titled The Greatest Lie on Earth, Proof that Our World is Not a Moving Globe by Edward Hendry. And we had the idea of just sitting down for an hour or so and just opening the book to random paragraphs, reading it and see what we find. Yeah, we did a little test. Really interesting stuff, really really fascinating stuff. Yeah yeah, it never fails. Every time you

open it. There's some little nugget. There's some little nugget of something you didn't expect. So that's what this episode is going to be. We're all going to learn a little bit about the greatest lie on Earth. I'm gonna start with going into the little thing what do you call the thing on the back of a book that explains what the books about. Summary, There you go. So I'm gonna I'm gonna start with that. This book reveals

a mother of all conspiracies. It sets forth biblical proof and irrefutable evidence that will cause the scales to fall from your eyes and reveal that the world you thought existed is a myth. The most universally accepted scientific belief today is that the Earth is a globe spending on its axis at a rate of approximately a thousand miles per hour at the equator, while at the same time it is orbiting the Sun at approximately sixty six thousand, six hundred miles per hour. Who whoa, whoa, wow wow

the back of the book. The book, save some of those secrets for the pages. I don't need to buy it. Christian schools have been hoodwinked into teaching heliocentrism despite the clear teaching in the Bible that the Earth is not a sphere and does not move. This book reveals the evil forces behind the heliocentric deception and why scientists and the Christian churches have gone along with it. By Great Mountain Publishing, Right Mountains got an ESPN number. I didn't

know that the Bible said that the earth didn't move. Yeah, biblical proof. I'm curious about that. What was the next sentence after biblical proof, irrefutable evidence towards the top, that will cause the scales to fall from your eyes? Oh wow, that's intense skills like justice or skills like like I think like a lizard. You think maybe they talk about lizard people and I don't carry scales of justice in my eyes. I carry my lizards. You do keep a

lot of lizards on you, Katie. As a member of the Illuminat, you do, I mean you are required to carry many lizards around, right. I can't share that secret mAbs always be skinking. I've heard I've heard you say that, and I've heard other people say that. It's a common phrase here in Los Angeles, capital of the New World Order. Let's open the book, read us a rin paragraph, and

you picked one. How do Armenians address the jaunt? Address the lore that is very far into the book, like you're like maybe nine tenths of yah tents of the way through a right Armenians spelled wrong? Yeah, with two eyes, and well, I think that they know best. They know more than we know, more than the Armenians for Illuminati, Right, So you gotta put more eyes in there. Okay. They reinterpret the language to say that God's drawing is only effectual for those of their own free will who choose

to believe in Jesus. They claim that all who are drawn will believe in Jesus and be saved. The problem is that this interpretation is that ignores the clauses. Put, Okay, it's a lot of Jesus talk, a lot of clauses Armenians. Okay, those clauses alone impeach the entire Armenian construct. How do Armenians address those clauses? Are meanings? Ignore those clauses research. I have to have to ask you what the title of this chapter is. Okay, the title of the chapter

where we're really we're really digging hard into the Armenians. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, all right, let's let's see this is a long Well, let's say they're good at making generalization helio centric Christianity. Great. Great, it's just like because we've done, like I said, we've done one or two pages as a test run, I was not expecting that are obedients. Like, that's some that's

some Ottoman error racism. Okay, I just opened it to another random page and the first thing I saw is a scan of dust capital with with with written on the front inscription from Marx to Darwin. So it's apparently a scan of the cover of Charles Darwin's Cup of Dark. So we are I believe that we're already heading in a great direction after evidence of biblical proof. Like communism, Darwinian evolution is necessarily atheistic and cannot stand if the

authority of the Bible is accepted. The Bible makes it clear that God created man in his image, not after the image of an ape. So God created man in his own image. The image of God created he him male and female created he them so bold dance on pronouns, and this whole book like smacks of gender, like the what the Mother of All lies? I believed the back mother of all? You're right, I mean little matriarchal al Right, two paragraphs below there we got the phrase godless Darwinism.

So that's nice. Check the next page, because Darwinism, they just don't seem to understand evolution or no, I'm but I'm not, like I'm obviously not surprised, But how do you address like you didn't create man the image of an ape? What go on? What I'm saying there were from apes? No? No, I mean but like saying we have a common ancestor means that like, at some point something that wasn't people existed, and that animates that like at some point something that's not people might exist and

there will still be intelligent life. And if you want to believe that, like whatever it is you're doing is the right kind, is like the right correct, it's only

way to be right. You can't accept that. Yeah, it's the same when you talk to people like, well, someday capitalism won't exist if there are still people like, not even because the system will collapse, but just because nothing people do ever last forever, and we're always every system has always changed, and they get like really angry and like, well, what do you what do you think is going to happen?

At one time people got it right forever? Right. I'm sorry to upset you, but not that sorry, Like, yeah, we're gonna be around for decades and decades and centuries and centuries, and and like I don't know, probably our technology you'll be different and better, and that we'll be able to do a lot more things. Um that might make some parts of our capitalist system not necessary anymore. Maybe it will, or maybe we'll all just kill ourselves

before then. Yeah, I mean I can't. God have said I want to create human beings and it's just going to take a long time, and eventually we'll get to the final form, which is you person writing this crazy book and you don't need to argue with it. It's fine. He certainly could have said that I didn't, but he didn't. He didn't. That is, we're probably skipping ahead a little bit.

But I assume we'll get to an other way that is, like the key of the Flat Earth philosophy is that like human beings are the center of the universe and that like it. It's this sort of like these people who are infuriated at the fact that like if the world's just like not even a really big planet and like our sons not not even really it's all meet we're all medium where we're all like normal, and there's just like trillions of things out there, which like that.

They hate that, which is so sad because it's actually one of the most liberating thoughts onto. It takes so much, thank you, some people to take it the other way when they think like, oh, we're just a speck of dust floating in the universe. And when you get that perspective, um, I I know some people are like I find that really depressing. I find it liberating. Who cares what I

do with this dumb life. That's usually the last thought before like take a big glass of creatum and play video games at the end of the night, because like, fuck it, like the world the sun is going to burn out in a four billion years, like that much. If I play video games tonight, it's not going to be a big deal. Just breathe and be like all right,

that's cool. Also like the whole idea. I don't it's exciting too, because, like you said, like it's medium sun, medium planet, medium distance from the Sun, everything, like everything about why life has started to exist, it seems is because there's this like middle ground equilibrium sort of space that allows for an atmosphere and a magnetic field and all the things that you need. So it's probably likely that there are other planets that are similar to medium

is just fine, it's working. Maybe medium is cool here. Yeah, maybe medium is all we need. It's my favorite. It's setting on my air conditioner. And maybe like maybe that's all tied into nationalism and if people were okay with just being medium nations like I don't know, Norway going to say Norway seems like they're happy. Mention is fine. Mediums great Canada, medium nation, very happy people. They're all the most happy. We're actually miserable. Greatest country on Earth.

Everyone hates it here. There's too much pressure to be great. Your Uruguay is a happy country. And their name sounds like you're a gay. Does sound like but it's fine because't translate that way, and it's no, it's not, but you're but was in middle school. Absolutely. I imagine they must be the most ashamed people. It turns out things are great there. Middle school best best school. It's right in the middle, actually, is it. That's a really strange age. Yeah,

because high schools, well, I mean it's pretty awkward. I'm still like a real weirdo in middle school, super weirdo. Yeah. They called me k be the freaky farmer because what you're wearing right now, anyway, that's a little inside into me. It's a little inside into Katie Black Earth. Speaking of inside into flat earth, let's pick us on the random page.

Notice how the Christians, with a true knowledge of God immediately resisted the authority of the Jewish elder and understood that the Jewish leaders were heathens in a conspiracy with the rulers of the world against God. The knowledge of the Gospel of Christ had caused the people to see the massive world conspiracy against God. In Christ. The Jewish religious leaders understood that the Gospel of Jesus Christ had opened the eyes of the people, and they had lost

their hold on them. The Jewish hierarchy learned their lesson. They learned that noter to rule over the people, it was necessary to drive from them any true knowledge of God. No, no, no, God explains that heaven is my throne and earth is my footstool. This is the kernel of unders standing to who God is and how close he is to us. The Jews cannot let that be known, so we're talking. That's one times though, when the Jews made a massive world conspiracy, I think they might be talking about now too.

Now I'm gonna read how many times they use Jewish or jew in that in that paragraph? It was again, yeah, a single paragraph. Was expecting this too. Is it spelled right? Three? Yeah, it's not two eyes. I guess only four times, although in Latin Jehovah starts with a lot of times they do three uses of the word Jewish, and then right at the bottom there, that's when we get Jews it is. Yeah. Yeah, I appreciate the stank you put on that um because we all, we all know, we all know how they

were writing it. They write, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's it's pretty clear from I have an issue with uh, someone saying that heaven like what, the heavens God's throne and the earth is footstool. Yeah it is. I have a problem with people saying that and being cool with it and being like, isn't that comforting that we're God's footstool. You'll find comfort in different places that that shows his

relationship with us, whereas footstool. And you know what's crazy is that these are the same people who would like flip out over Islam because it means submission that footstool. Like what do you describe read any passage about women in the Bible. Yeah, Also it's all like it's just like,

don't don't take anything. It's the same with the family fathers, like that's some good ideas, just like the people who wrote the Bible, and solid ideas in the Bible, wisdom ideas, stuff that stuff that still rings true today, not all of it, not of years ago. And we sure do tend to take the wrong pits. They didn't know that pooping in the street was bad for your health. Turns

out it's bad. Turns out that. Yeah, our founding fathers thought that fucking locking someone in a room when they were sick and keep in the windows and doors closed was the way to heal them. But it's kills them, kills tons of people driving had slaves, so owned human beings beings. Yeah, you know, take everything with a grain of salt. Counted human beings is three fifths of human beings. Yep, yep. And we're like probably probably pretty pretty proud of themselves

for how progressive that was. Yeah, they were classical liberal, classical liberal resistance heroes, founding fathers. Oh boy, oh boy. I don't know who Colonel Jack Moore is, but we are starting off with him. Colonel Jack Moore states, one of the greatest difficulties of the Talmudic Pharisees has been

bringing Communism into power while trying to conceal its Talmudic origin. However, the direct and circumstantial evidence that the Communist Revolution in Russia was a conspiracy perpetuated by Talmudic Jews is overwhelming. Circumstantial evidence that points to Jewish control of the Communist revolution is that once the Communists in Russia seized power, the first law they passed made anti Semitism of crime punishable by death. I love circumstantial evidence that says that

racism is bad. Your evidence that they ban anti semitis to prove this, let's look at circumstantial evidence. Uh, and this evidence won't hold up in court. God oh boy, there's a bolded passage further on the page that just says bourgeoisie was a Bolshevik code word for gentile. This is two hundred pages away from the last paragraph about Jewish people, right. I want there to be like a PDF of this book so I can just like type

in the keywords I know are in there. Like obviously they're gonna be talking about cultural Bolshevism throughout this, so I bet we run into some of that should be noted. Not once have we seen anything about the flat Earth yet, That's what I was about to say, nothing at all. I'm confused about what the greatest lie on Earth actually is. Seems to be it's about the juice something, as as is made very clear. They're the ones that told us it was round. Um Yeah, Mark Marks and Darwin um

cultural martist consor conspirators. Yeah, Marx and Darwin in a conspiracy to make people believe that we descended from monkeys so that they don't realize that the Earth is flat flat because if they thought that, then what this is the thing about flat others? And I don't get of, like why why, why, Cody, I think of all the money there is to be made from selling tickets on planes that clearly don't work. The planes work, the plane tickets were You don't know anyone who's been on a

plane on a plane. How what did we discover that the Earth was round? Thousands of years? Thousands of years ago? There was a guy in like fucking Egypt. I think he was a Greek, but he was in Egypt doing like like in Cairo maybe doing like the measurements, who like three thousand years ago, measured the circumference of the Earth and was with like off by like a couple percent. That means it's a lie. That means it's a conspiracy.

Now do that. He just used like basic mathematical deduction, Like he measured like the distance between these two points at like a certain distance on the Earth and then extrapolated that using some sort of like he did. He's like moderately advanced math. Yeah, he did the best math available. Yeah, and he was like pretty close, Yeah, pretty incredible. Yeah. But um, it sounds like it was the greatest and a communist one of those. Well, the roots of communism

are Greek in Egypt. Um Karl Mark's famous Babylonia. I'm convinced you don't even need to read anymore, but please do please do oh boy? Okay. NASA and the Israel Space Agency for a lot of time very close working relationship. For example, in nine six, NASA and I say entered into a formal agreement to share technology. The agreement isn't means by which massive amounts of highly sensitive technology developed

by NASA at taxpayer expense is handed over to Israel. Okay, so this is just pages and pages about the Israeli space age. Like again, I even if why, like what what is the endgame here? Like and like even like is the world we live in where everyone's a slave to believe in the world's round. I'm not a slave to believing that. I fly planes places I look and like, oh god, there's a there's a documentary on flat Earth.

There's it's freaking amazing, uh And it shows them. They go out and they're like, we're gonna measure this distance on the Earth and we're gonna film it. We're gonna prove that this is all a lie. And they have these two lights, these two towers, these two points they're gonna measure from a far distance, Like okay, well if they're the same height, then that means that the Earth is flat. And if they're different, and I means, okay, there's a curve to the earth and so on so forth.

So they do it and they're not they're not flat, and like, oh oh that's that's weird. Wait raise it up. They raise it up, okay, Like they literally just prove that they do occur. They like they set forth like here's our hypothesis and here and if if this is the result, then that means the Earth is not flat. And they got that result and they just can't. I'll tell you what, people that believe the Earth is flat I don't trust their mathematical skills anyway, even if they um,

I don't know. That sounds like more Marxist clap trap. Yeah, And if you want some Marxist clap trap, nothing says Marxist clap trap like an ad. Yes, Carl Marks, big fan of ads. Ads for everybode from the Judaeo Bolshevik conspiracy. Here's some ads for products. We're back you're talking about. You know who's probably a fault for that, Carl Mars, Charles Darwin and some goddamn monkey. They're all just shove that chip down my throat didn't even give me a

chance to chew it. Classic Carl Marks. He's like the hamper clip Planet of the Apes. Marxist propaganda. It really is. It wants us to get rid of our nukes just because they might wipe out all life on Earth and destroy your entire civilization. Fucking communists markest viewpoint of total

destruction is bad. I love knowing about. There's that great story about how like the Russians built the dead Hand system, which was like this, this missile defense system that basically they were like the US has better first strike capabilities than us, will build the system so that if all of their missiles, uh if they if they kill everybody in the Kremlin, if you know, our missile defense system doesn't get like a signal from the Kremlin after so

much time, it will automatically launch our entire arsenal, just to like make sure, even if we're all dead, we can wipe them out and the and so like this the story goes, it's not confirmed. The story goes, they built this thing, called it the dead Hand, and then like the scientists who built it presented it to the Soviet General staff and explained how it worked. And they were like, no, no, tear that thing down. This is

this is a step too far. And I wonder if that had been if that had gone before Congress in an open voting session, I think they probably have been like, well, no, of course, this makes it absolutely like there's no. Of course, at least a lot of them. Yeah, an unsurprising but still disappointing amount of him would be in supportive that. Now, before we get back to the book, you guys have to have noticed that I've been wearing a very heavy medallion.

Guys wondered what this very heavy medallion is. Yeah, well it's the second place award for the California State Ultimate Arm Wrestling League Championship. No, I've never never competitively arm wrestled. My roommate was on a plane with the guy who won this, and her story I think he was probably flirting with her, but she says that she let him hold her dog during takeoff and he was so touched by that that he gave her this award, which she

then immediately gave to me. This is relevant because at the end of the flight, after bonding over the course of the flight, he told her that since he now trusted her enough to admit this. He wanted her to know that the world was flat. That's a great story. Now, this guy is an engineer in his main job, which I think a lot of these people are. So I think actually a lot of them are good at math,

but I still don't trust them. No, I think it's that they're good at like they've then research on this that like the smarter you are, the better you are convincing yourself the bullshit is true, like because a lot of engineers become terrorists, a lot of engineers the smartest guy and you growing up, the guy that taught me how to play Dungeons and Dragons was a brilliant electrical engineer who was a flat or not a flat Earth,

but who was a Young Earth creationist. And it was one of those things where you'd argue with him and he would be able to get into these like really find like Niche points about like carbon dating and it's like, yeah, but dude, you're spending the whole time talking about like one niche issue you have with carbon dating, and it's like there's a there's a mountains like including buildings that are eight thousand years old that I've stepped in like,

it's another reason why being the middle of the roads better too smart you don't do yourself anything. Yeah, I mean that's a tactic in general, just being like this tiny little thing is problematic, therefore everything is not true. Yeah, I mean, that's the only way to can vince yourself that what you're saying, you know, you have to ignore the rest of it. Speaking of which, let's get back to the greatest lie on Earth. That needs to be some sort of catchy song for the greatest there really

should be. Yeah, why didn't that come with a CD ROM companion he can click around him? I don't know, Okay. Prior to the Apollo one capsule disaster, and inspection official Thomas Barreon wrote a five page report that documented mismanagement and incompetence at NASA's Pad thirty four, where the Apollo one disaster took place. Thomas Baron testified before Congress regarding the deaths of Griss and White and Chaffey. Okay, so this is all about what are we going to? What's

the meta this year? They're talking about the Apollo one disaster, all those astronauts burned up. Was it a fake so that they couldn't go into space and prove that the Earth was flat. No, Baron's five page report mysteriously disappeared into the state has never been found. NASA failed to discredit Baron before Congress, and they could not allow him to repeat what he knew to the press. All criminal

organizations know that dead men tell no tales. Within a week after his Congressional test, money Barring, his wife and stepdaughter were killed when his car allegedly stalled at a railroad crossing and was stuck by a train. So, yeah, that's NASA is a criminal organization. Yeah, I get it. I believe it's. You know, it seems the capsule was modified to make it impossible for the astronauts to free themselves from the capsule if something went a ride during

the test. In his book, NASA Mooned America explains also, was it really the vicisitudes of life that the outward opening hatch was coincidentally changed that very morning to one that opened inward an inward opening hatchment? That any Okay? So he's saying that, Uh, yeah, NASA murdered the Apollo one astronauts in order to fake the moonment. That doesn't seem like something they would do, right, So it doesn't

seem like it would help in that. It's just this kind of stuff that's so bizarre because like, Okay, let's say that they killed those people to stop anyone from being able to prove that the Earth is actually flat.

Explain every other thing that NASA has done, Yeah, every other thing, including all of the all of the other times when people didn't die well, and like the Soviet Union, like the nation with like the most interest in making it seem like we didn't land on the moon never like right, yeah, like they like yeah, like, oh they did it. Yeah, you know, yeah, this idea of a worldwide conspiracy. So like we can't agree on anything, but we're all going to agree to say that the Earth

is flat. Yeah, we're just going to agree on that nobody spilled the beans. Right. There's one person who's like I was in on it with everybody because everyone's in and obviously and I'm the one person's like I gotta tell everybody. I think that's because all the people behind the conspiracy, uh, you know, a group they're all part of. Don't say it starts with J, don't. I think that's what they're gonna I think that's what they're getting to know that I've heard. Don't you think I know what

they're doing? It would be like with that little smile, like I know his ingret, you know. Or so they get they get into how President Bush said that like by two fifteen he wanted to have a man mission to the Moon and we didn't get to the moon. And uh, there's a bunch of reasons for that, including like they say, going back to the moon with today's technology should be a piece of cake. Still going to the moon, and you still got to decide to do

it and like committed doing it. Yeah, it's I agree we should go to the Moon, and we should maybe settle on the Moon before we decide to like put people on Mars. But maybe it's not the Jews who were stopping us from doing that. To convince everybody, I'm gonna trace this book down, say where we get to the Okay, okay, okay, oh boy, Ron Howard shows up but arrested development Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, So they're talking about how like apparently the original tapes

of the moon landing walks disappeared. Proof of this is that when Howard Ron Howard's documentary commemorating the moon landing was finally produced without the central material. He resorted to filling about the gap with re enactments of moonwalks, which he likewise filmed in the television studio. Hey, so they

go on like this and then they get to Arrested Development. Incidentally, Ron Howard engaged in a limited hangout of the truth of Apollo eleven moon landing hoax during a video is a clip that's not great text video is a clipped from a season four episode of Arrested Development entitled The B Team, which aired in two thousand thirteen on Netflix. You're the person he's making fun of God. They go through. They actually have clips from the whole script where he

talks about the thinking of the moon landing. It's a jaw. They are not This goes on for pages, Katie. They're not treating this. Uh, popular reality TV show Arrested Development. Yeah, Um, did you know? Making the revelation during a TV show is the perfect way in which to spin the evidence of the movie. Howard is able to reinforce the myth of the Earth floating in vacuum of space. Do you know that? Um? A modest proposal is proof of government's

conspiracy to eat babies. I mean, have you ever eaten an Irish baby? Delicious? Obviously I have. I'm part of the conspiracy. Spread than over a ritz they call the California cheeseburger. I like mine with like a little of the vinegar. There. The next chapter is NASA and Freemasonry. Okay, yeah, now we're getting to it. Now, we're really Now we're really booking in Thomas, Africa. What not a real name? Probably like who's like? Like, I really I want a

PDF because I want to search like Zack Snyder. Yeah, did they talk about Zack Snyder for some reason? I mean they like, I bet you could get a PDF first time. Honey boo boo, there's a honey boo boo chapter. I'm sure there's gotta be a honey boo boo chapter. The theory of relativity is a complete lie. It is

based entirely, unconvoluted in deceptive mathematical models. Uh okay, And then we start talking about Tesla Okay, sure, sure, uh he was the most brilliant and scientist and inventor of his time, and yet tests the called Einstein's theory of relativity a magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles, and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple, whom ignorant people take for a king. Its exponents are brilliant men, but they are

metaphysicists rather than scientists. Okay, so we get some tesla in there. David Bowie's got some things to say. There is a professor named Herbert Dingle. I just I'm enjoying you just wanted you just wanted to say that. A lot of shockingly entertaining names in this book. Dr Dingle, Oh god, Dr Dingle reveals the key point that is the corner storm of the theory of relativity many high falutint scientists simple fact, Oh my god, if the language of mathematics we can tell lies as well as truths.

Within the scope of mathematics itself, there is no possible way of telling one from the other. See that's they're they're almost getting it. They're like, yeah, if you can lie to yourself with mathematics, like go go a little from so you're so close, you're so close to figuring it out. And if that's true, then what else is

also true? What lies? Could you maybe convince yourself you're so close to like a moment passing and then you're hitting control A and then delete and deleting your entire manuscript. So close. Dr Benjamin H. Friedman, a former Jew, states that, sorry, that's not It states that the Kasars were a pagan nation whose religious worship was a mixture of phallic worship and other forms of idolatry. In the seventh century, their king Bulkan trows talmud is Um, which most now called Judaism,

as the state religion. Most kazar Jews are called Yiddish. These Askanaji Jews are people without any allegiance to any nation. Their primary objective is to own the entire world. And then we start quoting a letter to Karl Marx. Oh, boy, does this book talk about i Q. I'm gonna bet it does. I'm gonna bet it does that. It does, m I'm not going to take that time. No, yeah, that's wise. According to John Torrell and the Jewish Kabbalah, the Holy Serpent is trying to set herself free from

the bottomless pit. Once she does this, she can enter the earth as the Messiah. What does this have to do with the fight? That question doesn't belong in this book. Why would you ask that? What? Oh if like there's a good image somewhere in here, all right, you gotta have like a crazy map right with a lot of arrows point and other stuff labeled. It's just a picture. It's not even a good part of the globe. It's

just the globe with a logo. So like, oh, okay, so it says it's depictioned by a former NASA employee and spherical earth advocate, showing the shortest flight path from Washington, d C. To Tokyo, Japan on a spherical earth. Oh, we're getting into flight paths now. Um does so? I'm not like super well versed in flat earth theory. Um? Did they ever address other planets? No, there aren't other planets.

You know, the Earth is flat and there's a firmament shining over it that are like literal lights that God installed for us to look at. There's no other planets. We're the center of the universe. It's God just made the one plan So we made the one planet, and then there are twinky little lights that he put up.

That's why there's no moon landing. But then they're like of the many twinkly lights, they're all very very different, and some are distinctly like planet sized and shaped, and the light from the okay, okay, but like also we can we can look at the like the bandwidth and like the light that is reflected back. We're can determine like the elements that the sun and the stars and the and the plants are made of. Like that's that

seems like just trick yourself. You sound absurd, But we can we analyze the light and then we can determine like what the only do you need to know when you're out of your depth? But people talk about that stuff. It reminds me of that one great Bill Hicks bit when he talked about like the people who believe that dinosaur fossils were like hidden by God to trick us like this, imagine this trickster got they're gonna believe there

were dinosaurs. It's like, what is that like a test of faith or is it just like nonsense or being an asshole. I would love it if like God came down he was like it was all just lies, like got you, got thousands of years, got you. It's cosmic April fools, and I'm I'm like that fucking time X watch where they made that head on a large enough, a large enough scale these thousands of years it was one day, and that happens to be April fool, and God is just as annoying it like every shitty video

game whatever. Who like, guess what everything you gotta buy? Lute crates? Now, all right, we'll wait till tomorrow. And oh so, uh no planets? I get it. Okay, I won't say I'm on board because of all this stuff that I was also saying, but I understand now that there are no planets. There, there are no planets. The sun is a lie. Oh well, here we go. Galaxy is also Okay. So we got a page flipped to the U N logo, taking about half the page. Robert, what the jew n am? I right, yes, you probably are.

Can we control f find that in the well? It does say that. Notice how the number of sections of the UN flag logo there are exactly thirty three sections, which correlates nicely with the thirty three degrees of the Scottish rite of freemasonry. Okay, now we're getting into some real stuff. I am so mad at numbers for like like like human beings naturally like notice patterns and they categorize stuff. But that doesn't mean all patterns are are real and and and actual things that it's numbers need

to be less um simple and less easy to create patterns. Yeah, they're talking about an ice wall too. Did you know that thirty three three? You just melt that with a dragon. That's how you do it. I mean they think it's real and what keeps us from getting at the if you if you double thirty three, you get sixty six, and that's very close. That's only one from the Devil's number.

The Devil's number. I do really want, like the the Game of Thrones, like the map where it's like the flat you know, the flat Earth, like fantasy style map where it labels everything and like here's where the Freemasons live and here's where they're coordinating with this group Gonda or whatever. Children of the corn. Oh boy, Fauna and Flora prove the Earth is flat. The whole chapter about Flora and fauna and how they prove the earth is flat. Yeah, yeah,

talking about it's species of Antarctic animals. Well, um, they all the world if you listen. If you listen closely enough, you can hear if you go to like into the woods, you can hear dear whisper that that actually might be schizophrenia. It's proof. I'm pretty sure it's proof. Sorry, I wonder how they think the world stays afloat. Let's see if we can find Oh, well it doesn't. It's just flat. It's like the bottom were at the bottom. It's like, okay, it's like you ever had like a like a turtle

and you keep them in a cage. The bottom is flat, and then they have that light shining down on that they think is the sun. Were like a turtle in a cage. So then what are we? What are we sitting inside? Like what's outside of it? Like a nice like a nice terrarium God built for us? Yeah, but then what's outside? That just got where God sitting? What's going He's probably like sitting on his bed. There's just a bunch of like crusty cum socks lying around him.

Like God, God's a sixteen year old. His feet are resting on our terrarium, as we've as we've been told, and there's literally nothing underneath us. Yeah, he's playing a lot of rust with this teranium in some space. Oh boy, on some planet, some world. No planets don't exist, sir, I'm confused. Oh boy, we uh okay, I I just opened it to page four hundred uh and the phrase new World Order is bolded, wife, and I'm just gonna read one of those paragraphs. President Bush was not leading anything.

He was simply an effeminate sycophant who was obedient to his Zionist overlords. A little known fact is that one of the first public mentions of a new World Order, which is not bolded but the other ones are, was

in reference to the worldwide interests of the Jews. The October sixth, nineteen forty issue of The New York Times reported that Arthur Greenwood, member with that portfolio in the British War Cabinet, assured the Jews of the United States that when victory was achieved, an effort would be made to found a new world Order. Maybe because the Second

World War. The story the message from Greenwood was delivered by Rabbi Maurice L. Pearl's Week, chairman of the British section of the Executive Committee of the World Jewish Congress, to Dr Steven s. Wise, chairman of the Executive Committee of the World Jewish Congress. Greenwood's message was to the

Jews and for the Jews. Oh no, And then they actually have a picture of the New York Times article and which is clearly like like writing of wrong scene as like one of the headlines on it where they're talking about like everyone felt bad about the genocide, and it was like, we're not gonna let this happen again. We're going to change the order of the world so that six million people can't be gas to death. That that's all that's going on in this article. No, it

sounds like it's about the shape of the earth. Ah. Greenwood statement was designed to enlist the powerful Jewish interests in the war with Germany. They were so powerful, so powerful, I'm curious what their thoughts are it didn't happen. Oh boy. The Skull and Bones Society is just one of many occult organizations doing the work of the devil. Okay, yeah, that's a good line there, honestly. Okay, okay, that's get

the devil in here. George speculates that elite Jews created the Jewish God as their eggregor instrument of their collected will the desire to vanquish the heath It's rule supreme. Could it be possible that the ancient Levite priests found a way to create a supernatural entity from the collective mind of the tribe of Judah. I'm sorry, are they supernatural entity? Are they suggesting that knowledge what they're giving them?

They're saying, literally, they created a supernatural god called It's not like they made up this like false religion, like they literally made and I'm telling you that would be straight up magic. So cool. Sound sounds like a people who could do that. Maybe the Nazis wouldn't have won, almost conquered. It also seems that also Edgar sounds like the name of a monster in the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons handbook I had when I was pretty sure it's

one of Danny's dragons. Oh no, this Egregor is Lucifer. Okay, so the Jews created the devil. They created that, like but like literally they Oh my god, elite Jews have made him the master meme of the New World Order. The master me is this like this is this the Hawkins meme? Or is this like I think this is like like Internet married me. I mean, this guy, what what years this book? Like? Now? This is the reason book?

Was the first edition that meme magic? I don't I don't know, but oh my god, you guys, I just opened up to like this the first page where they've got like like the publication information other books publishing nine eleven enemies foreign and domestic. Okay, that could be a normal book. But if it was made like two, two could be a normal book. But it's not. It's not solving the mystery of all caps Babylon the Great okay, the anti gospel, bloody Zion. What shall I do to

inherit eternal life? Murder, rape and torture in a Catholic nunnery? Rome's responsibility for the assassination of Abraham Lincoln? All right, and Christ the Beast trivial? Yeah, how about check with that one. Let's do it. Let's fucking super into finding out how the Romans are to blame. I have been saying for fucking years that Marcus Licinius Crassus was the fucking guy behind what Sorry, what was that? Taniel? It's time for an ad break. Okay, this this is Sophie's

not here, So we've gone well off the road. There's no script. There's just yeah, no, like right, normally you have like, here's what I've prepared. I've looked really deep into this, and I know I know what you're gonna get at, and you're gonna ask me, and I've got the answers. A book I did not I could never have expected. Edgar Gore, the demon Jews literally created. Yeah, it's all real time. Are we currently on break right now?

We're still doing it. We're still doing it. It's about to be break, but one of someone has to lead us into adds. Well, I just want to say one point that hearing that list just strikes me. Yeah, I'm sure the person who wrote this book believes all this ship the publishers they are such grifters. They're just like, oh, yep, that's a conspiracy there. Yeah, that sounds good. Our booney Tunes customers will love it. Have you considered the possibility

that the publishers are in fact not until now? Wow? Oh god, I'm not to take a great time for we're back. We're back talking about which I just found on the previous page. I should have read this ahead of time. And edg is an autonomous god of the collective group mind and it influences the thoughts of a group of people. So the judaic Edgregor is Lucifer. I just want to make sure that that's that's really clear here, I need to I'm really quick. Um So, it's an

autonomous god of a collective mind. Yes, it's autonomous, but there it's a collect it's a collective mind. It's a collective mindset, and this is an autonomous aspect of it. It's well reasoned, well reasoned argument. Yeah no, no no, no, no no no no no no no no no, no no no, yeah, I'm I'm convinced about all the sentences before. Maybe changed in my mind. Oh boy. Uh so there's a quote from a guy named Henry macaw in this that's fucking bonkers. Leah was one of my classmates in

the Geneva University, Switzerland, where I was studying psychology. She was an attractive, blue eyed blonde lady. As she was wearing a Star of David. I asked if she was a believer. She answered yes and no, adding that she believed in a god of the News who was serving the Jews rather than being served by them. I immediately asked whether she was speaking of an Egregor. Her only response was yes, and she broke the conversation. Never again

did we mention that subject. I have a feeling that she was like yeah and then left because who is this weird nerd psycho? Yeah? Bro, And then we didn't talk again because you're a weird, creepy dude. Because he was creepy. I saw my star of David and asked if I believed I'm sorry, you don't look Jewish. That is how I hit with hit on women. Hey baby, you believe in Agregor? Well it works from you, does it?

Does you? Just it's it's all about confidence and having this second place ar Reid, Well, that does go a long way. Um, that's a good theory. I would also positive that that story is a lie. Yeah, that that it's as true as every story of politicians ever told

of like a service, Thank you, sir. That's one of the piece of evidence I think that we could we could heal as a nation that both on the left and right, it seems equally politicians are obsessed with lying that like low level service workers secretly want them to know they support. Can't get enough of Paul Ryan. Yeah, walking up to Paul Ryan and Brian Schatz, and it's been like I love you both, I can't thank you

for your service. I was lying and went through the T s A line a couple of weeks ago, and it was like on my birthday and the T s A agent like noticed and wished me a happy birthday. And that alone was so shocking that it like threw me offport rhythm because normally, like they could not care less gun in your hands as long as it didn't set off the metal. Notice. But they're apparently talking to

politicians all the time. Okay. The earthly god of Judaism, who is androgynous, is known as Leviathan or Malcut so edgor and Leviathan or mal cut Leviathan is an evil god adopted by the Rabbis as the gut. Wow. Wow, this just keeps going. This is fascinating because um aside from like it's definitely not this is propaganda. I did not expect it to turn into that, but pages more.

Oh yeah, but like but the thing like the flat earth stuff is like normally you get like, oh, like these are lies by people, and like here's how the math is actually wrong, and like here the flight patterns, and here's the like normally it's it's not it's still nonsense, but it's at least grounded in in some form of reality. I was not expecting demigods. Yeah, this is like a

fantasy fiction scientific reason. Yeah, I think we bang through, like the stuff about airplane flights and the ice wall and the firmament in the first like, so we can get right into Aggregor you obviously you all know this stuff. Start talking about this is the good stuff. Wait to have a mind blown. Oh my god. The Jewish Edgregor or group God is a communist beast that is kept together through anti Semitism. What anti Semitism is the means by which the head of the snake keeps the body

of Jews fighting in lockstep. It's leadership. Without anti semitism, the body of Jews would disperse and be assimilated into gentile nations. This simply cannot be. What you see. Anti Semitism is the Jews fault, you know. Do you see? Do you see the Rabbis keep them in lines that they can make the They require anti semitism to survive, don't you get it? It is literally literally just like Lauren Southern saying like, oh, yeah, they make up Nazi groups all the time to to to survive. Yeah, it's

it's it's good. Is that you're gonna say it's good? It's good and accurate. The language of witchcraft always carries two meanings. You knew that, doesn't now I feel stupid. I did not know that. Let me explain to you, Katie, please do. There's the esoteric meaning for the uninitiated public, and then there's the esoteric meaning that is only understood about the inner circle of initiatives. For example, Jewish communists claim that they are atheists. That is the esoteric meaning

of communist doctrine. However, the occult meaning of communism is hidden. The esoteric meaning of communism is that the collective body of Jews make up the agregor. This is like six pages. This doesn't make anything. I'm still talking about this. This is this doesn't make sense on many different levels, Like I know I just said this, But they're hitting hard on the fantasy in a way that like you don't like,

don't go that route. No, no, no, you have to use like quote facts and logic to convince the world's flat um. Fantasy works well with assholes that you want to convert to your opinions. We look at the KKK. They love their goblins. Yeah, we're talking like the fashion basticism and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, they're they're into that magical thinking. Nazis love to put it. Yeah that man, magical wave broy that is that is a sentence.

Holy sh it. The twisted Babylonian god of modern Jewry is, as expressed in the Talmud in Kabbalah, is a god of vengeance and the hatred of gentiles, in particularly Christians. Wow, no, oh God, oh God, I hate that. Maybe God, No, this is I don't think I can read, like I keep switching through pages to try to get past the

literal Nazi and we're still are the ten pages. The ritual sacrifice of gentile children were bloods over still blood passover stuff, which is a medieval myth that like rabbis used the blood of like gentile kids to make their passover bread. It was one of like the things that was in the soil of all of Western Europe that was like sort of exploited by the Nazis uh in order to get the people to turn over their Jewish neighbors. And stuff like that was a major underlying aspect of

the Holocaust, right just in there. Yeah, pages and pages of this is like nineteen twenties era earlier. Yeah, it's eighteen fifty. They're talking about like an alleged ritual murder of a Catholic priest from eighteen fifty. On the next page, Uh, speaking of flat Earth? Like what yeah, just like a friendly remind of this, This is about the flat Earth. Yeah, where does it get back to the Earth. I flipped

another five pages over May first, nineteen eighty nine. Oprah Winfrey to Jewish woman, and now we're talking about ritual sacrifice of babies again. I just I was, I was shocked at Oprah Winfrey through in there. She's still on there. Three pages later, we're still talking about Oprah. You get a conspiracy Oprah on the next page. Two. Okay, we're past Oprah. Still anti Semitism, still anti Semitism. Fifty pages. Uh,

straight Nazi propagandism. I feel a little bit. First, there was a lot of ritual sacrifices of babies and whatnot. No page elite Jews. First word on the page. They love just like I'm they like all like just cooks, like just the ritual sacrifice and like the eating the babies like that, like the pizza gate que kind of stuff. It's all, it's all just like cut from the same cloth. Oh, nine eleven was an inside job stuff. Sure we get past the anti Semitism and len and you say that,

but who did it? Can? I guess? I don't. I think it might have been the Catholic Church Lincoln. He did really really wanted, really wanted him death. All right, Um, well, I'm sorry for me. I'm sorry for making assumptions. Nazi propaganda book, flat Lee seems emphatic about his beliefs in a flat earth. In his comments, he calls those who believe in a globular earth globe tards. Okay, yeah, oh that's good. But he does not like flatly. He's a he's a chill. I think he might just be another

successful flat earth person. That right, it's not it's right there in his name his name. Alright. I bet there's like a like a lot of infighting where like, okay, this flat Earth third doesn't get into the Jewish conspiracy stuff enough and like that's the stuff is how are you talking about this? It's like, yeah, stop talking about the flight patterns, talking about the guys. Guys, stop fighting.

You're both wrong, you're both you're both wrong. All right, I'm just gonna flip to the very end because I got to see how this ship concludes. I bet it terribly. Six hundred and sixty Wow? Six? Way did they get to six? Six? Six? Is? You know? Yeah? Yeah it is actually with with the there's like a hundred pages of uh bibliography, just like mine. Yeah, Joseph L. Flatley the Earth, this flat invade don't want you to know. Oh boy, they isn't surrounded by Israel to pay students

to defend it online. Israeli students get the electronic into fotic goods. Source. Uh boy, George Washington, The world's first social media war is reel versus Hamas zero Hedge another an unimpeachable sort. I like getting my news from an avatar of Tyler Dirt. Yes, yes, oh boy. A lot of a lot of sources from Michael Hoffman's Judaism discovered. Okay, okay, yeah, alright, alright, let's get all right here we go. Let's see how this.

Let's see us sore and caguards stated, there are two ways to be fooled, want us to believe what isn't true. The other is to refuse to believe what is true. God states that evil men and seducers, so shall wax worse and worse, deceiving and being deceased Timo. Three three one three. The so called scientists that are pushing helio centrism have been deceived and haven't turned become deceivers themselves.

They are rules who speak lies. And if you used to believe the truth, for the wisdom of this world is volutionists with God. For it is written he taketh the wise in their own craftiness. We are admonished to keep the faith and not joined with those so called scientists who oppose God's word. And then there's a there's a Bible quote about false science and stuff. Oh yeah, so yeah, there we go. Okay, all right, there we go. You got you wrapped up, civilly, you're convinced they were civil.

They didn't mention the all the terrible stuff. Neil deGrasse Tyson is two pages from the end, so he inadvertently exposes helio centrom Centrism for what it really is. It's nice by Betty doesn't Tyson uses the satanic trick of an all or nothing interpretation of the Bible. What oh boy? But like, how do you wait? So they're saying that, like you can pick and choose which part of the

Bible you believe. I know there's that, and then also the quote you said about believing the wrong thing, but also the trap of believing the You either believe the what's untrue or you refuse to believe. Yeah, dude, that's right, well said, Well said. It seems like he might have written five hundred and sixteen page or six hundred sixty Think he lost I think he got all turned around as he was doing it, stuck in the weeds. There's more Oprah in here than I expected. It's more Ron

Howard in there. There's definitely more direct words from an episode of Residential. It's a lot more than they expected. Yeah, probably didn't expect themselves to see themselves cited in the Nazi Proper narrator says they didn't. Well Edward, Henry uh Great Monta publishing not as convincing as you may have wanted to be. When I said earlier that I was maybe being convinced I was joking. I did not know the word or I'm thrilled and I'm going to be using that a lot. It's a good one reclaim the

word could. Theoretically, I don't know how many people it takes to make an egg. We get a couple hundred thousand listeners in episode, we could all collective make an with our sub our minds correctsciousness, and we could make our fight Edward Henry. Wouldn't that prove him right? Though? Exists as possible? Oh? Could it not be Lucifer? Yeah? I think so what if? What if? What if we

name ours Headward injury? Yeah? I'm okay with that. Yeah, I mean, I mean you could look Edward is just a bunch of people thinking like like like the same thing to try to like everyone who donated to might go fundmate could really be part of an egregor. Uh good good? So maybe we're making good So thank you for being part of my egregor. That is very unrelated to this, but also not because the audiobooks about nazis pretty it's pretty close actually, Like anyway, this was my

maybe misguided way of thanking everyone for donating. I mean, straight up did not expect the Nazi stuff, but like it did not either. I thought it would just be like batty science, but that that went right into Nazi territory. We opened to a lot of random pages and and it was almostly not a lot of it was Nazis. Just a lot of it was Nazis and Professor Dingle. Of course, I gotta get name, gotta get a Dingle in there. So I don't know, you guys want to

plug your plug doubles? Why not after that little Nazi propaganda we just read through. We got a podcast, we got a YouTube. Shall yeah check out our our support us on Patreon if you do that Patreon dot com. Slash Some more news, Even more news is the podcast? Some more news? Is you guys tired of us repeating this? Right? You probably refer later? They should they should listen, they

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I've been wanting to I've been wanting to like point that out about coming since he starts, since he starts, like there's something they're like, come on, it's called Great Mountain Publishing. Well, thank you, Katie Cody. Listeners check out their stuff, don't it to their Patreon, Do not donate anymore to my go fund me. It's not funny, but

thank you very much. I'll do another one, probably in a year, and I'm sure to find another book that accidentally winds up pagan intense like medical like like Nazi propaganda is so intense that the Nazis moved past it by the late thirties, and we're like, that's too mystical for us. We'll stick to that. We don't need the witchcraft. It's like it's like written is like you're already a Nazi, okay, and we're gonna take you a little farther like you're

already on board with the stuff we're gonna say. Let's tell you about the fucking egg Jesus Christ. Surprise, surprise, all right, that's the episode. Check us out on behind the Bastards dot com. I will not put any sources up for this. The source is just the greatest lie on earth. And you don't need to be buying that. We're on Twitter at at Bastard's thought. I'm on Twitter at I right, okay, and remember I love yeah. Yeah, that was the real thank you, not the Nazi pricket.

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