Part Two: The Clarence Thomas Story

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we love him, I'm sure. Um. Well, welcome to Behind the Bastards, the podcast that is three and a half minutes in. Um we talk about bad people. This week we're talking about Clarence Thomas. Um so, boy, how do how do we get from there to hear um good stuff? So in nineteen seventy one, Clarence Thomas enters Yale Law School. Um. You know, he graduates from that that school he goes to and fucking Wooster right. Um, and he's a pretty for those years he's in Wooster, he's a pretty hardcore

like black nationalist activist. Um. But in nineteen seventy one he enters Yale. He is one of twelve black students on the entire campus, thanks to an affirmative action program recently instituted in the school that mandated ten percent of the class not be white kids. You will remember but that it was in the nineteen sixties when Yale removed their secret caps on Jewish students. So like Yale is so I always say a little bit behind the curve

on integration. So yeah, this program helps him get into Yale. UM, but it also makes clear the fact that he had gotten into Yale through an affirmative action program makes him feel as if he has a target on his back. Uh. Quote, you had to prove yourself every day because the presumption was that you were dumb and didn't deserve to be there.

He later added. As much as it had stung to be told I'd done well in high school despite my race, it was far worse to feel that I was now at Yale because of it, um, Which yeah, man, that's that's that's the whole thing. But also like, it wasn't your lack of ability that would have kept you out of Yale earlier. It was that somebody had to force Yale admissions to accept people who weren't like right, Like, that is the thing. It's not that you couldn't do Yale.

It's that Yale had to be forced to do. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah. Anyway, Thomas has always been and a pretty conservative guy by personality. Even when he was a radical, it was kind of rooted in very traditional ideas he had about the family and about gender roles. Um. He remained religious as hell even after he left the Cemitary Seminary, the Bill Gates Semen School. Uh. He felt discipline and

an authoritarian upbringing were important for kids to have. But he was also a registered Democrat because his family was, and because he supported the civil rights movement, because you know, there weren't like that's what you did, right, Like, that's what his family did. Like that was the only reasonable option as he saw it. For a very long time. Um, it was at Yale then that Clarence finally starts moving

away from politically aligning himself with liberals. He's never really been a liberal, right, but he votes with them, and like yeah, um, he starts to make that actual move towards a conservative political party, uh, and towards conservative more like more of an open embraced conservative ideology. While he's at Yale, and I'm gonna quote again from the New Yorker. Here at Yale, Thomas developed an understanding of racism that

he would never shake. Whites, Southern and northern, liberal and conservative, rural and urban are racists. Racism, Thomas would tell students at Mercer University in nineteen ninety three, has has complex into a certain degree undiscoverable roots. Not knowing its beginning, we can't know its end. The most that can be hoped for is that whites be honest about it. Honesty is demonstrated through crude statements of personal animus or intellectual

suggestions of racial inequality. Dishonesty is demonstrated through denial of one's racism and sympathetic extensions of help. Dishonesty lulls black people into a false sense of security, assuring them that they are safe when they are not. One of Thomas's favorite songs is the nineteen seventy one hit Smiling Faces, sometimes by the Undisputed Truth. It's classic lyric Smiling Faces. Smiling Faces tell lies resonates with his experience of northern

white liberals. Among the virtues of the Reagan administration, he has said, was the fact that no one there was smiling in your face. So wow, if we're taking Thomas's experience on this, like what the way he describes it is that he goes to seminary everyone there is super racist and like conservative, and he hates that. But then he goes to like fancy northern liberal towns and schools, and everyone there is just as racist but pretends not to be. And he decides, well, I guess I prefer

the unabashed racists. I mean this, there's no point there, right, Uh, there's not no point there, no, not at all to what he's saying. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, they're I mean, look at just what we what we saw in with people donning kenta cloth and taking a knee and for what just to always come back and like, well, you know, qualified immunity, let's not go too far anything. And you're like, well, what was that? And again to his point a false sense of security. Uh uh and we and we are

not we are, in facting the opposite of that. And then on the other side of it, he's like, man, these people, you know where the funk they're at. Yeah, you know where all the Reagans people are coming from because they are racist to ship. Yeah, and they don't say ship because they they're racist and they know it, they know the rules of racism. Yeah. Um. So in the end, Yale winds up leaving a pretty harsh taste

in his mouth. His grades are We don't really know exactly what his grades are, right, He has remained like people will say that he was kind of a a middle of the road student. We don't really know, because his academic records remain sealed at his urging. Uh. Journalists who spoke to his professors repeat the same story. He was a pretty average student. Upon leaving Yale, he applied to a number of high end law firms, but he

was not hired by any of them. Um. And this is probably less a factor of his grades than the fact that he was middle class and black. Right, he doesn't have connections to these big money law firms that he's trying to get jobs with, which is ultimately why Yale people get hired. It's not just that they went to Yale, and it's certainly not their grades. It's that their dad is somebody who's connected to people who run the law firm, or they make friends or whatever. Right Um.

Years later, Thomas would tell a law school class quote, since my reason for going to law school in the first place was to return to Savannah to assist in righting the wrongs which I felt existed there throughout my childhood. I can't say this was a high point. If anything,

I was steeped in frustration. And this is definitely a thing where he's like lying, like hell, because over the last couple of decades, since his emergence is a public figure, Thomas has made a big deal about how he got into law because he wanted to join the crusade for civil rights and again like right wrongs that he'd seen as a kid. This was a big part of the

pitch he made his grandfather Um. And this is again very untrue because the one job Thomas was actually offered right out of Yale was at a Savannah law term firm, and he had spent the summer interning at this firm, and they did a lot of that kind of work, and he turns the job down because it doesn't pay enough. Um. Now, Clarence was ultimately willing to take a job that paid poorly, but not one that would let him serve his community in Savannah. Instead, he takes a low paid job with

Jack dan Forth, the Republican Attorney General of Missouri. Now dan Fourth, he's this kind of thing that doesn't exist anymore. He was like a liberal Republican and he was on his own concerned with the fact that again he's the Attorney General of Missouri. On his own, he's like, Wow, this staff is too fucking white. We need to have some people who are not white guys around here. So he hires Clarence Thomas because he's like, I think, as the a G we need to have like black lawyers

representing people too. Because it's probe Missouri, um, which is good. UM. Thomas does not like this because it's smacks of affirmative action, which he deeply resented, and because again he wants a high paid legal career and this is not that um. And you know, he is initially not really super enthused by this offer, I either, but he eventually decides to take it, and his friend Clarence Martin later told Jane Mayer quote, by the time he went to Missouri, he

was very disillusioned. He didn't want the attorney general's job. He never wanted to be part of the government, and in fact, he resented it. He wanted to be this great trial lawyer in private practice, but he lost his self confidence after all the Atlanta firms turned him down. So yeah, that's uh, that's the call that he makes is to get his start in Republican politics with this

guy Dan Forth. Um. Now, because it's Missouri, he has to pass the state bar to do it, which is like, you know, you got to do an exam in every state to be able to do law ship there, um because lawyers. Yeah, yeah, it's a whole thing. Um. So while he countered what you might hear on TikTok, apparently that's not true. But now I know, you know, you can't just do it in once. Yeah, you can't just

do it in one state. Miles your your state of of of the District of Columbia law certificate that you have printed out above your desk, um c O. M b I A. Um, so yeah, he's got to spend the summer like cramming to pass the bar exam in Missouri. So he winds up crashing at the house of a St. Louis in Double, a CP chairperson, while he crams all summer for the exam. Um. At the end of the summer, he tries to pay her and she told tells him to quote, help someone who is in your position in

the future. Um, basically pay it forward. Yeah. So Thomas joins the Dan fourth administration as a Conservative Democrat, but in short order he starts to see how this low paid, entry level position with the Republican Party might lead him to the kind of clout and wealth that he sought. The key would be remaking himself as a political conservative. Cindy Faddis, who knew him when he worked for Dan fourth, recalled he said that he thought he'd have an advantage

as a Republican. Thomas is said to have stated, if I belonged to the Republican Party, I could go farther. After that, the change was rather sudden and jarring, as this quote from the book Strange Justice makes clear. Clarence Martin, who visited Thomas and Missouri found the Transformation, and his formerly liberal friend with whom he had worked only the summer before, to be quite remarkable. Gone was Thomas's college dorm room poster of Malcolm X, replaced by an oversized

poster of a Rules Royce. No longer dwelling on being shut out of private practice, Thomas now had a new avenue for his ambitions as a Republican. He told Martin he planned a big future in politics. I remember him sitting with his feet up on the desk smoking a cigar, said Martin. I saw a change in Clarence. Then he said, the Republicans are going places in the next ten years, and I'm going to attach my wagon to their star. Martin forgave Thomas's apparent ideological expedients. In many ways. He

was already conservative and his social views, Martin noted. And he really admired dan Forth. I'd ask him, how can you become a Republican? And he'd say, blacks need to be on both sides, and these people are in power. It was a matter of practicality, all right. So we've got to the part where he became Darth Vader. He's doing that he's going. And it's interesting because Dan fourth is you could draw a line between Dan fourth and

his current position because Dan fourth is very anti abortion. UM. But Dan fourth is also again a liberal Republican and one of the weirdest things that we really don't have anymore, he's ideologically consistent. So he is also an anti death penalty crusader. So he's a Republican who is like really violently against the death penalty and against a portion um, which at least suggests that he's yeah, being consistent in the things that he's claiming. UM. But yeah, this is like,

this is where Thomas gets his start in politics. Um. Now. One of his colleagues at the Savannah law firm where he had done his interning, a guy named Fletcher Farrington, who later supported his nomination to the Supreme Court, insists that Thomas was not a quote complete opportunist, but that quote to some extent, his politics were shaped by his ratunities. At the core of everything, then, is the fact that Thomas's real goal, more than anything, was to attain a

position that gave him wealth and prestige. As Farrington put it, his ambition was not to make a particular change in society, but to go as far as he could go. And I think that is something, you know, despite the fact that his grandfather winds up disappointed in him for not helping his community. Um, that's something that's very consistent with the upbringing he has. Right, All that matters is the work.

All that matters is like getting the best position you can and right, you need to move further than I was able to write. Yeah, I mean he definitely is his grandfather's son. Um. All right, you know what, now I'm rooting for him again. Now you're back on board. You're back on board, alright, c C. Well, we are about to get to the Reagan administration, which I know

is your favorite period in American politics. My dad's explanation why they were unhoused people when I asked him as a four year old, Oh good, was he because Reagan closed the institutions? Guy? I was like, I remember being a bum like four year old person and like, you know, we're like giving food to like someone house people. Was like, why did some people have to live there? And my dad's because of Ronald Reagan? And I'm like what I'm for,

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products and services. Oh we're back. Clarence Thomas was good at his first job in government, by which I mean he pleased all of the people he needed to get another job in government that was better. Uh. It is worth noting that at one point, while he is working, as you know, a lawyer in the AG's office in the state of his era, Rovie Wade comes up his boss. Obviously, dan Forth opposes the ruling and he challenges it in

a court case dan Fourth v. Planned Parenthood. It was later noted by colleagues that Clarence Thomas expressed no particular interest in this case. So at least at this point to work with him when there's like a big fight over planned parenthood in their office, are like, yeah, he didn't really give a ship. Um. Now, this is not to say that Thomas didn't talk about abortion during this period in his life. His mother recalled him saying that he opposed abortion on demand because if she'd had one,

he wouldn't exist. Um. Now, that said that said at another point, his sister has an abortion because the doctor's already had several kids, and a doctor warns her she might die if she carries this fetus to terms that she had some kind of health condition. Right. Um, And

Clarence is said to be understanding of this. Um. So again, if you're looking for kind of like a very clear like line between the guy who ends Roe v. Wade and this dude, it's not in his actual opinions on Roe v. Wade because more than anything, he barely seems to have one right. Um. So, one interesting thing about Thomas's career is that for a Supreme Court judge, he basically doesn't spend any time in court arguing cases. Um,

that is not his job. He wants to be a great trial lawyer, right, he wants because like that's where the fucking money is. Um, But he doesn't ever really do that the time he's been he's in he's works for dan Forth for about two and a half years, and this is the only time in his entire career as a judge where he is litigating anything, or his entire career in law where he litigates anything at all. Right,

so these are not interesting cases. His first major victory was an argument restricting the use of vanity license plates by rich people. Uh. He was noted, right, like, if that's not really a big deal, you know. Um. He was noted by some as being the office clown, though, which is consistent with a number of recollections of people who worked with him over the years. Now, depending on

who you ask, you might also consider him an office bully. However, the person that he spent the time bullying in the office was John Ashcroft, So I'm not going to say that this goes in the bastard column for him. I think it's completely fine to bully John. Yeah, alright, alright, maybe you got a point here come back that gets that gets you one year out of hell if we're going by Catholic rules. Yeah. Um so obviously John Ashcroft, if you don't know, was a religious weirdo who was

like a man built entirely out of hang ups. Um and Clarence Thomas, as we are we will discuss, loves to make extremely sexual jokes and comments to his coworkers. So a big part of what he do is deliberately try to flush fluster John Ashcroft by bringing up things that are inappropriate. Um. Now again, Fuck. I will be honest here. I am a little bit drawing a line there, because all the writing on his time with Ashcroft said

was that he attempted to like deliberately try to fluster him. Um. But I'm bringing up the sex stuff because one of the most important things to know about working with Clarence Thomas is that the man loves Miles, loves pornography. Absolutely huge porn guy. I don't think you're ready for what a porn guy Clarence Thomas is? What I mean? What what would I even I'm trying to even think of what I would describe if you said, what's a porn

guy to you? Yeah, somebody who has like a couple like who subscribes to some magazines that we're going like old school physical media days and has like you know, like like a shelf of tapes. Okay, this is interesting, This is interesting, miles. Um. I'm going to describe to you what Clarence Thomas does about porn later and you tell me if you think porn guy is the right thing to call him. But okay, that's fine. And look, you know I'm not you know, do you? But yeah,

I'm this guy. Okay, we'll talk about that in a minute now. Thomas's relationship with his mother was strained for completely understandable reasons. He grows up in a primarily male environment, and he seems to have gone from awkward around women to sometimes hostile around women when he was a black civil rights activist. He came from the camp who saw sexual equality as not a worthy battle, like it's about racial equality. We're not here to fight for sexual equality.

That's a bad idea, um for for here for liberation kind of yeah, exactly again, this is every It's like the suffragettes in the twenties being like women need to vote, well just white women really like you or you or you certainly not you, but um not that was all of them, just like not that but anyway, like this is this is it's never perfect, yes, move It turns out movements that make meaningful achievements are often filled with

people who still believe shitty things. Um so yeah, when when he starts going to Yale and he starts to turn away from those activists beliefs, he keeps the chauvinism. One female CLASSMATEE later recalled, at that time, I didn't know the word male chauvinist, But now looking back, I can say he defined the term. He barely spoke to women. He was so condescending and accustomed to them being subservient that when I'd offer an opinion in a conversation it

irritated him. When I talked, he'd just ignored me. He'd only talked to the men. He thought women belonged in the kitchen. So he does marry a woman Cathy ambush Um, which is a funny name to have ambush Uh, and they stayed together for something like a decade. She is very traditional, which suits him. She's super Catholic, but Catholics are liberal right traditionally in American politics, so she's also

she's very traditional. She is kind of the I'm gonna stay at home and like be a homemaker type wife, but also she's deeply committed to being a political liberal and this becomes a huge source of tension for them. Now, as I've said before, Thomas is loudly conservative in his social values. He rails against premarital sex. He had He apparently told enough friends that it got out to reporters that he would leave his wife if she cheated on him immediately. Um, Like this is just the thing he

taught about people. Um. At the same time, he has a somewhat unhinged obsession with pornography and more of the point, Miles, he has a little bit of a habit of sharing it with his coworkers. And I'm gonna quote now from Strange Justice. Well, Thomas argued against premarital sex and adultery, telling one friend that he would leave a wife on the spot if she was unfaithful to him. He also showed an unusual interest in talking about sex and gross

and explicitly anatomical language, according to several college classmates. By the time he reached Yale Law School, Thomas was known not only for the extreme crudity of his sexual banter, but also for avidly watching pornographic films and reading pornographic magazines, which he would describe to friends in lurid detail. An interest in pornography might ordinarily be considered a private matter, but colleagues recalled that Thomas was notable for the unusually

public nature of his enthusiasm for pornographic materials. His detailed descriptions of the movies and magazines he had seen were an open form of socializing during these years that seemed funny to some, offensive to others, and odd to many. Oh oh boy, So it's been a rough road so far, but we finally got to the funny part where it's

not funny. Play by play of these pornos he's watching. Look, this ends obviously in sexual harassment and a woman getting attacked on a national stage, and that is not funny. But the fact that he is in college, like showing up at parties and being like, you guys got to hear about this fucking porno. I just watched to like mixed groups of people who are like, what the fuck, dude. So honestly, I'm and I'm thinking with the vanity plates, it just feels unnecessary and it's a it's a smack

in the face of the proper bureaucracy we're trying to want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you guys know what gape? Uh? Never mind, all right, it's butth hole stuff. You ever seen a facial? Man, I'm telling us on this one. I don't know what I was looking at the video. I don't know what I was looking at. I was like, is that a wind sock? I don't know. Colleagues spills some coffee on his shirt and he's like, so I was watching some German stuff the other night.

Let me tell you. I mean now that you mention it. I didn't mention anything. I said, I'm sorry I spilled something on you. Um god, yeah it is. This is part of a broad and a really weird and unsettling pattern for Thomas friends and co workers. And again this is a lot of this comes from the book Strange Justice by Jane Mayer, and I think Jill Abramson is her name. UM. Two reporters. Jane, we've talked about a lot.

She's a huge reporter on the Koch Brothers. Um. They find so many people with stories of Clarence talking in explicit detail about porn that he watches. It is like a normal thing in his life. Um, and friends and co workers are called that. Most of the time. At work, he's a quiet man. He's very polite, very respectful, very normal, and then every now and then he just kind of goes bug fuck in ways people around him don't really

know how to cope with. One friend told Jane Mayer quote, one percent of the time he would go off the deep end. He'd say stuff I can't possibly repeat, stuff that would turn your ears red, things having to do with a person's anatomy. He'd say things like suck out of my ass with a straw all the time. But this was different. It was a lot worse, And I don't feel comfortable talking about Wait, wait, wait, this guy just set the fucking floor as sucks out of my asshole.

That's the normal ship. Yeah, oh my god. I mean even in my joking, I was still being like Coya a little bit, but I mean it's the graphic detail that mix. And he's also has like this, he occupies this weird space of like a sexually repressed, like teenager kid and he's like, yeah, you know what, I kind of nasty ship I watch. Yeah, let me tell you about this weird ship I saw at the porn theater.

And I think that is like he is a connoisseur of pornograph the There are people who like worked at porn theaters in d C with stories of him coming into written things like he goes in for the weird ship, like he is an obsessive consumer of this. He finds like baffling and bizarre porn and then he just like

talks about it at work in the government. Um, just like and also like it's like a fucking weird character from a fucking like comedy where it's like my boss is really like time, like he's like this and then he goes off the deep end. Yeah, yeah, it's bizarre. Um. There are rumors that he was abusive in his first marriage physically abuses abuse. If there are not allegations from

his ex wife that I am aware of. And it's kind of to be honest, I from what I have seen, at least, I don't think there's a lot there um, at least not that I ran into. Meyer and Abramson note that like in there and again they're very critical biography. He receives custody of their son after the divorce, um, which is why they think that he there might not have been anything to get like, these are just rumors around him, as opposed to like somebody making an allegation.

So they are out there, you can find them. I'm not aware of like much solid there um he does. This is actually kind of something we're really worth noting. He's make sure to take custody of his son after the divorce, which is him breaking this one cycle in his family history, right right, He is the he is the man, the father in his family line who does not hand over his fucking kid, not his son. Not well exactly right, Yeah it doesn't. He doesn't have a daughter,

so yeah, we don't know about that. Yeah you're you are right, Miles. It has not been completely tested. You lucky, you must sign um now there are rumors. Oh sorry, Aeric said that now at any rate, Dan Fourth, the guy he's been working for, becomes a U. S. Senator in nineteen seven the seven, and Thomas leaves. His employee has an opportunity to go with him. Did he see? But he's like, that would be in his mind kind of a lower prestige job than working for a state

attorney general. Um. And more to the point, Dan Fourth, before he leaves, helps Thomas get a job in the private sector. This is like the high paid lawyer job he's been wanting all the time, as a lawyer representing them on Santo Chemical Corporation. Yeah, this is like the one lawyer job he does other than like politics. Ship and it's Monsanto. Hey, I mean that's what he wanted, right, He wanted his big, cushy earth fucker jobs. Does he fox the ship out of the earth? Now? Obviously Monsanto

has done a number of questionable things. I don't really see evidence that Clarence was super directly involved in it. His job was much more um, his job was much more like rudimentary, sort of like mechanic. His job was much more mechanical. He was registering herbicides with the e p A. Right, he was the guy who was like like interfacing with the e p A in order to

handle the registration of product project products. Um, so he's not like, he's not like the trigger man they send out when they poison people, right, Like, he's the guy who's who's like doing this very kind of like meat and potatoes role exactly. He's like they're like, oh, wow, mon Santo, you must do some yeah yeah, like with sate and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, big stuff. He just fucking registers him. He fucking filled out paperwork. Can't even commit crimes, right, Oh my god, get away from

your such a fucking nerd. You don't even you just register the fucking round up. Get out of here. So the main benefit of this job is that it doubles his salary, which obviously allows him to live in much more comfort while he waits for his next political break, which comes near the end of nineteen seventy nine. Now this was through Dan Fourth again, who taking a real shine to Clarence Dance for Dan Fourth decided that he wanted to integrate his Senate staff, and he asked Thomas

if he wanted a job as a legislative assistant. Clarence agreed on the condition that he worked on absolutely no quote black issues, right, And this is a big part of what he liked about Thomas. Thomas does not want to work on black issues. He said, Okay, I'll okay. No, Dan Fourth is not saying that you want a job, and Thomas is like, the only way I'll do that is if I'm not doing black stuff. Right. This is

part of why he wants. He likes working from Ansanto because he gets experienced in environmental and energy like law, and he wants to do that because it's not, well, there's money, and it's also not at all associated with like civil rights. It's nothing, has nothing to do in people's So it's like it's like comfortable in that sense that he doesn't have to that have to reckon in his consciousness versus like, no, I think it's your right

to poison people. Yeah. And also I think he doesn't want to get like pigeonholed, right, Like I don't want to just be the like the black guy who does black law stuff, right, Like if I'm going to be, I don't want to. Also, Yeah, that's also what he's saying, which is again directly the opposite of what he claimed to his grandfather. He wanted to do as a lawyer anyway. Uh. He seems to have been good at this job. Again,

not particularly noteworthy, although legislative assistants generally aren't. Uh. The one thing that his colleagues really recognized in Clarence was his remarkable ambition. Mayor and Abramson write quote, less than a year after arriving in Washington, over lunch with the reporter in the Washington bureau of the St. Louis Post Dispatch, Thomas mentioned that he had his eye on a better job.

John Sawyer, now the papers Washington bureau chief, recalled being astonished when Thomas, who was an affable but completely unknown aid to a freshman senator, announced that the spot he wanted was nothing less than a seat on the U. S. Supreme Court. So he's he is gunning for the job that he gets pretty much from the beginning of his

time over here. Yeah, Yeah, he's he's he figures out that this is like pas stable for him if he kind of makes the right in roads with the Republican Party, and it's like a fucking laser from this point and he's incentivized in the darkest fucking ways, and it's also wild to think that the reason like he even gets his head turned in this direction of like law or politics is because you know, he got rejected by the

Vienna Academy of Fine Arts. I guess the form of Atlanta private like like law firms and ship like guys like oh really, yeah, really, okay, I've got something for you. Then yeah, I got ideas. So Thomas makes his mind up early on to play to the right in order to secure himself a more prestigious career, but he also finds himself increasingly in ideological step, not just with conservatives, but with the extreme fringes of the right wing, which

we're actively moving in to take over from liberal Republicans. Again. This is the last era against in which liberal Publicans are influential. In other episodes we've talked I mean we're talking about Dan Forth now, who was one liberal Republican. We've talked a lot in the past about Henry Kissinger appreciator Nelson Rockefeller, who was a Republican and also a

very like a liberal. UM. This is the period in which those people are being like held underwater until the bubble stop right Um and two of the people who are big factors in this are two black conservatives, both of whom have a huge influence on Clarence Thomas. Now, one of these guys is Thomas Sowell, an an economist and a writer who I was given a lot of this guy's fucking books when I was a little kid. Um. Sowell raised rage against raged against the double A c

P as a snobby click of elites. Uh. He called out affirmative action because quote those who were already well off were made even better off, while the ostensible beneficiaries were either neglected or made worse off. And it's interesting to me because, like so Well is kind of calling out Clarence Thomas because clear he's he's a he's a middle class kid who, because he's middle class, is able to take advantage of some of these like affirmative action

programs because he's in a position to do so. That is what that soul is. I don't think that's a good reason not to support those programs, but that's what Soul's arguing. And he's kind of talking directly about Clarence Thomas. Um. Which is interesting. Now, Um, this does not seem to have had any influence on Clarence Thomas, who loves Soul and later said that encountering his ideas was like quote, pouring half a glass of water on the desert. I

just soaked it up. Now. One thing Soul love to talk about was the fact that women made less than men because that's what they wanted. They took easier jobs so that they could have babies later. So it's fine, it's all good, Miles, it's all good. They make that choice for their babies that they're gonna have in the future because they don't have other opic women, all right, they want the easier jobs because they can't work so hard when they make the babies. That's right. What a

hate patronizing. It is a really patronizing. I mean. And the fact is, like that ship is that thinking still is that is exists now in substantial way. We haven't moved that far from fucking cis head. Dudes. Let me tell you something about a woman's body that I have no corporal experience with. Certain we're going to have that thinking used by Clarence Thomas in a terrible Supreme Court decision, and like, I don't know, three months for he's like I was watching Doctor Oz instead of vaginas like a

self cleaning oven. That's why they do not need a O. B. G. Y in. That's a law and medical practice. Yeah, I'm making it a crime to do medicine miles. You know what else is a crime? How low the prices are on our sponsors products? Literally illegal. If you buy any of these products, the FBI will break down your door and shoot your dog. And the SEC is coming after you no matter what. You're fucked. You're fucked. They're on you. So is that? How is that? Is that the script

that the company sent us? Are we good the version of it? I think I think Sophie stepped away napping on the job. I'm just angrily shaking my head at you because I have no fucking words. So products, thanks ah, products. So the other black Republican who influenced Thomas in this period was Jay Parker, a writer and a fire brand who believed the government should end all state and local aid for food, clothing, shelter, and everything else. Um now, so Jay Parker not a great guy, right by that

little description. Here's what's cool. Jay Parker is, obviously, because of everything we just said, very useful to Reagan Eric conservatives who come to power shortly after Thomas gets to d C. But Parker is also very useful to another group of white conservatives, the apartheid government of South Africa. Why did why do these why did this group of people enter the game? Yeah? If this is a cool story, Miles, who may not be the right word. This is the

thing that happened. Starting in the Nixon administration, South Africa launched a massive propaganda blitz aimed at shoring up their reputation. They spent more than a hundred million dollars a year targeting fast segments of the US population, and this included in one of its odd chapters, reaching out to Black America. The apartheid government of South Africa bought several prominent black organizers to push their cause, generally without wide success. Jay

Parker was one of these guys. And I'm gonna quote now from Rebecca Davis of Rhodes University. J Parker promoted the entrance of the Transkay and ven To before taking on the representation of the South African government, and in two thousand nine wrote an unrepentant biography telling lye titled

Courage to Put My Country Above Color. William A. Keys, a former policy advisor to Ronald Reagan was hired by the South African Embassy to act as pratorious point man to the U S Black community and was paid almost four hundred thousand dollars for his services. So this is number one a thing that a bunch of guys, a bunch of particularly like black speakers and writers who are associated with the Reagan administration, take apartheid money, and they

justified by saying, like, well, they're fighting against communism. That's why j Parker calls his biography putting My Country above color, right, Like, yes, they are a nightmare racist regime, but it's more important to fight communism. I was protecting America. Wait, so with the interest, yes, the interests of the country that enslaved people like me. I'm that's my priority actually to do what's in the best interest of that entity more so than the people that were oppressed. That's how do you

do you get where I'm going? That is literally the title of Jay Parker's biography should be Yeah, I mean, they have slaved us. But but but what sir? But communism? Oh? Yes, okay, yeah, we will. I think at some point we might talk about like the apartheid government of South Africa's American PR Company.

And because it is a story. J Parker, this guy who was a bought and paid for instrument of the apartheid governor, I can't say that enough, is one of Clarence Thomas's intellectual like icons UM and also a good personal friend of his. UM. Thomas and Parker like work together at the Reagan White House UM, and you know the fact that he befriends Parker winds up being very

good for his career. Thomas gets put on a job, gets a job on the incoming administration transition team with the e e o C or Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. And since the Reaganites didn't like the idea of equal anything, this job was about gutting the organization, not running it right.

Like that's why they're they're putting them on there. Obviously this is not really in line with Thomas's promise to his grandfather that he was gonna fight the good fight in his own way, but it does bring him closer to power. So, working as the transition lead for the e o C, he begins what is unfortunately a continuing negative trend. Taking his personal opinions on what struggling people

ought to do and forcing them into government policy. So Thomas has a weird bug up his ass about class action lawsuits, which had emerged in this period to become the primary method by which people who are not rich and powerful held corporations and the government accountable. One of the first things he does at the e O C is he sends out a memo suggesting that worker discrimination suits should have to be proven on a case by case basis, one by one, rather than being done via

class class action. He also co authors the report in nineteen eighty that attacks the existing definition of sexual harassment. The old definition had included unwelcome sexual attention, either verbal or physical. Thomas argued this was too broad and that including verbal comments would lead to a quote barrage of

trivial complaints. The report he helped author concluded that the elimination of personal slights and sexual advances which contribute to an intimidating, hostile, or offensive working environment is a goal impossible to reach. And take it from me, the guy who has to talk about porn NonStop, it's just gonna be basically, it's gonna be a mess. Guys. Yeah, I might as well wear a ball gap and a leather mask and some restraints. I don't know. That might be

pretty hot, but I don't know. I was just watching this video gotta thinking like what, First, let me tell you about the com shots. So imagine there's likely a tarantula made out of cock heading right towards your face. And then when it goes off, you know those oreo ads where you're mixing two of them together and there's just that splash of the white foam, white foam. Oh no, yeah,

it's mad. It's frothy. It's one of those. It's one of those frothy it's like the top of a what what I imagine people drink in Seattle, one of those foamy lattees exactly exactly. I don't drink those much, but you know that kind of needs a mustache. He's it's again, every single thing. It's like you're starting to make sense of how he moves, Like, of course he sexual harassment can't be real, because then anything he says is like

gross and over the line and offensive. It's even one of these is interesting, is they're like in that last line, you see they're talking about personal slights and sexual advances contribute to an intimidating, hostile or offencing work environment, offensive work environment. But they're saying stopping that as impossible, so

why would we try all that hard? Right, Like that's that's the conclusion, which is amazing, which is wild because it but then the again, because there's no such thing as hippo, but they're just they just do whatever they want because on the other side, it's like, well, we want to stop every single person from doing this thing though, Yeah, but it's actually like there's no way, there's no way, there's no way, you can't even anything, you can't even

do anything about it. Yeah, it's again, this is this is a broader question. But like when we're talking about dealing with conservatives and their attempts to funk people over, there's no point in treating them like they are good faith actors because their their goal is to restrict you and do whatever the funk. They want to stop pretending that that's the case to continue to be like, but they just said this other thing about a parallel subject

like mother, that's not where they're at. They use the like the skin of humans to be like it's all about doing whatever we want to ever, Yeah, it's yeah again, it's like Clarence Amas being like, I don't believe interracial marriage is right. Oh, now I want to have one,

so now it's fine. Like though, yeah, like that, he's it doesn't matter, like bringing it up to like again, we're kind of acknowledging these things and a number of hypocrisies because it's important to note it for history, but like, none of this matters, and an argumentative standpoint, They're not there to have a good faith conversation. They're there to exercise power in ways that hurt people. It's not any kind of consistency of fun. Yeah, it's just yeah, it's cool,

it's cool and good. It's like taking the apartheid South African government's money, uh, in order to claim that you're just such an anti communist, this has to be done. Um So. While Thomas ingratiated himself to the Reagan administration, he also began increasingly publicizing his existence as a black Conservative.

He joined an organization created by Thomas Sowell and started giving interviews where he would talk about his hard scrabble upbringing and how traditional right wing values had gotten him through a tumultuous childhood of poverty. Now this is not really true, right, Yeah, there's certainly a number of like his hard scrabble aspects of his youth and especially his

grandpa's story. But like he comes into his grandpa's middle class life and is is you know, taken care of as a result of that hard core conservative values exactly, And a lot of his recollections of his family later to conservatives are deliberate lies or at least exaggerations that he made to sell his image better. He told one audience quote, where I grew up or when I grew up, there was more a feeling of responsibility for kids that you brought into the world. These were values you learned.

The government didn't have a damn thing to do about it. And like that's the opposite of your childhood, Clarence. You were like your whole family was like a bunch of dudes, like being like, no, I'm not I ain't taken care of that kid. Like that was not the values that you learned from your family. Clarence. Tis I mean he's I mean, I mean this, he's a fucking terminator. Yeah, he didn't give a funk. He's got a figure it out. It's like all the calculations are made like, lie about

this ship. Lie about this ship. They were looking for it. The worst of it is when he lies about his sister, because Clarence Thomas is super fine with throwing members of his family under the bus for political clout. The book Strange Justice covers a fateful interview that he had with the reporter from the Washington Post. Quote. It was in this interview that Thomas first publicly denounced his sister's reliance on public assistance. She is so dependent, Thomas told the Post.

She gets mad when the mailman is late with her welfare check. What's worse, he continued, is that now her kids feel entitled to the check too. They have no motivation for doing better or getting out of that situation. Now, Miles, there's a number of ways this could be fucked up, but I want to be perfectly clear here. All of that was a vicious and calculated lie. His sister had received government assistance at some point. She was not on welfare when he made this statement, nor had she been

for a particularly expended extended period of time. The only reason of her period of her life in which she was on government assistance was so she had taken up working double shifts for minimum ways in a nursing home in order to not be on public assistance. Right in the period when he makes these claims, the reason that she had spent a brief period of time on welfare

was not that she was dependent. It was because she had had to quit her job when their aunt got sick and was dying, and she took her aunt in

and took care of her while Clarence Thomas did nothing. Yes, that's why she was briefly on government assists, Like that is a fucked up thing to say about goddamn, yeah, you need help, you need Yeah, there's nothing wrong with you want to then make up a lie to also smear the smear your sister and also obscure the fact that you're in eight ship nephew too, because what he's saying is that, like, well, she's just been ruined by welfare and now her kids are being ruined by it.

She's so dependent and the reality is like she is making the health and well being of a loved one her responsibility when you wouldn't. And that's why she briefly had to go on welfare before taking double shifts for minimum wage in order to get off of it. Like wow, like Jesus Christ. It's just disgusting too, man, because again, with his terminator like precision, he is willing at every turn to co modify his blackness like and weaponize it

in service of further white supremacy. And but then we're also hearing his fucked up story, this business person who had never felt he belonged anywhere, and it's like he's the it's like this like horrible fucking echo of like American society that manifested back into the form of this person who has been like, yeah, man, I've seen a lot of fun because like, you know, fucking America. But also now I'm here too, let's keep it going. Yeah,

it's freaky, man, It's yeah, he's bad. So the fact that he was willing to throw his sister under the bus in such a gross way for such mild cloud was noted at the time by his colleagues is kind of sucked up, and he felt defensive enough about it that he lied to one of his aids and assured him that the comments had been taken out of context, and he'd been so upset when that journalist had meanly quoted him that he had to drive through the night

to apologize to his sister. Now, when they heard this claim, Jane Mayor and Jill Abramson went to his sister to ask if he had driven through the night to apologize. No recollection of that apology, not from m m a um. So that's cool, um, And obviously this is bad. You shouldn't do this as a person, to your sister, to anybody really, but goes over great in Ronald Reagan's Republican Party. This is a really good way to make your career as a Republican. UM. He gets offered two different jobs

with the administration. Now, one would have been working as a low level policy aide, and his work would have had nothing to do with race. He would be handling environmental and energy issues. But that work was not glamorous and it paid for shit. So he turns down the job. The next gig they offer him is Assistant Secretary for

Civil Rights in the Department of Education. So Part three, Miles, you and me are going to talk about his entrance into a presidentially appointed job in the Reagan administration and his road to the Supreme Court. But Miles, when don't we talk about your own role road to the Supreme Court? Yeah, let's do it. Um. This episode will be played at my confirmation hearing more tribunals, so when the full takeover happens,

I don't know one of them. At Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram and just podcast Daily That guys, if you like news and politics every day for twenty day fiance. Have you like weed in reality television? Or Miles and Jack got mad boosties? If you like basketball?

Three places to see me. I do like the idea of you standing before the Senate being confirmed as a Supreme Court justice, and like Ted Cruz is like, now, Mr Gray, is it true that you uh you you you've you've ingested an illegal narcotic known as marijuana and you just push play on an exerpt of this episode where you're saying sun chips by come chips by sun chips Yeah, Billy by Billy g Yeah exactly? Is it true that you said I am a gross fuck turd on an episode of The Daily Ze guist number four

four three three, Yeah it is. I would have I would have been like which time? Yeah, I don't know if I said that exactly? May I said? I may have said sniffling fucked turd or something like that. I don't know, but anyway, any other questions are we be good? Okay? Cool? It would be fun to do, And I'm like, now, can we get to the gladiator phase of the Supreme Court confirmation hearing. I can't wait to fight the other

fucking nominees. It would be really it would be really fun to get confirmed by the Senate because you would get to repeatedly say to Ted Cruz, didn't didn't a guy like call your wife ugly? And then you had to pretend he was awesome for years? How do you feel about that? How does your wife feel about that? Are still together? Oh my god? Wow, dude, dude, I read that thing where like your daughter was like, YO,

leave him mom. Yeah, that's really fucked up. I commend you, bro for not letting that affect you in any way visit being totally fine, being so chill with that. Alright, man, cancoon on three. So Miles, that's our episode. Thank you everyone. Check out Miles Fiance, the Daily Zeitgeist, and that basketball podcast with Boosts in the name. I don't know Basketball's langs. What does that mean? What does that mean? Man? You can jump? You got vertical vertical takeoff ability. You got

mad boost ees. All right, well, I do have a package from UPS, but I haven't picked it up from the place yet. Oh my god, that was such a boomer joke. Get the funk out you. Sorry, I can't hear you, Sophie. My ear horn is in the other room. My Eagles vinyl is about to arrive. Let me tell you about the Eagles of all the bands. Don Henley, that's it. That's the name of a guy from the Eagles. No Miles for me. It's Creedence all the way baby. Oh my god. But okay, Robert has a book called

After the Revolution. Can buy it ak bras cools on Media. Okay that episodes sucking over that joke. Thank you, Hey everybody. Robert Evans here, hosts of Behind the Basstreots in a bunch of their podcasts. Here to let you know that Cool Zone Media is going on break next week. This isn't something we normally do, but as our producer Sophie is currently on the run from the a t F, it was the only option. So next week there will be no new episodes of Behind the Bastards, No new

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