Part Two: Jeffrey Epstein: Pimp to the Powerful

how are you doing? Literally minutes after we finished the first episode, I'm doing well. I'm learning a thing that I didn't know what was true. I thought anytime you did these like two or three part episodes, that you would break when I, the listener would break. I didn't know that you and Jamie Loftus talked about Mark Zuckerberg for Yeah. It was it was too much talking about Yeah. No, there's never any break. The reason we do it this way is because some amount of deceit to the audience

is always necessary. You understand, this, being a TV, you have to lie to Uh. So this is the lie we've chosen. Um, and it's a beautiful lie, I also wear a hairpiece. But anyway, Uh, let's let'st but not on my head back. It's like I've got a triple latched onto my spine. Yes, that was a that was a. That was a good joke. Okay, let's talk about Jeffrey Epstein some more now. Uh. Yeah, so we were already

acquainted with Jeffrey Epstein's illicit child pimping business. Um, so let's take a minute at the start of this episode to talk about his big, stupid house. Now, most of the early positive articles you'll read about Jeffrey Epstein spent a lot of time talking about his mansion in New York City where you are, Dan Woo woo. Now, I should note that he does not just own a mansion in New York City. He owns the mansion in New York City. Epstein's residence is the largest private home in Manhattan.

It has a fifteen foot high oak door, nine floors, and takes up an entire city block. Seventy one Street between Fifth and Madison is all Epstein's home. Uh. If you're curious, here's how Vicky Ward, a Vanity Fair, described being inside of Epstein's manner. Quote amid the flurry of men's servants attired in sober black suits and pristine white gloves, you feel you have stumbled into someone's private zanado. This is no mere rich person's home, but a high walled, eclectic,

imperious fantasy that seems to have no boundaries. The entrance hall is decorated not with paintings, but with row upon row of individually framed eyeballs. These, the owner tells people with relish, were imported from England, where they were made for injured soldiers. Next comes a marble foyer, which does have a painting in the manner of Jean du Buffet. I don't know who the hell that is but the Coast, but the host coyly refuses to tell visitors who painted it.

In any case, guests are like pygmies. Next to the nearly twice life size sculpture of a naked African warrior, he tells people he off the house because he knew he could never live anywhere bigger. He thinks square feet is an appropriately large space for someone like himself, who deals mostly in large concepts, especially large sums of money. So that's Jeff Epstein's house in Manhattan. Evans. I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you to do something that you might not like to do. But you're the only person I

know that I can ask to do this. If I ever make a billion dollars, just fucking kill me. Don't let me turn into one of these people. I'm worried that it's that it's it's going to happen. So if I ever become like crazy rich, don't assume that I'm going to be good. But soon they're going to catch whatever disease these these mutants have and and uh, kill me in an environmentally conscious way. Yeah, yeah, that will that and and we'll we'll have this podcast as evidence

on the trial. Uh. And I am inefinitely brought to trial for murder. Oh heavens. You fool to assume that in the future there will still be trial and laws. No, I'll just wind up like bicycle jousting with your next of kin around the water now. Uh. Jeffrey Epstein's big stupid mansion has a gigantic, leather lined room dedicated entirely

to drinking tea. If you want to make somebody start embracing the tenants of socialism, you might point out that there are twenty three thousand homeless children in New York City, and the child pimp to the stars has a dedicated room just for tea. Just let that rattle around in your head a little bit when you think about where the top marginal income tax rate should be. We can't just say, like, look, this is what they do when we give them too much money. Yeah, it's very embarrassed.

It's very very right. And that I I gotta give credit to Vicky, the author of that Vanity Fair article, because that was published at a time before many dark details were known about Epstein, and she was like the first person to really dig into him in a critical way. She definitely hinted at some very bad stuff and did a better job of anyone else of shining a spotlight on the darker parts of his career. And her article

is kind of a masterclass in journalistic shade throwing. You can tell that she really dislikes this guy as she describes his giant house and all of his fancy things. Um well, she includes it keeps a pretty fair neutral tone throughout. She includes ample quotes from her subject that present a more damning indictment of his person than any

polemic ever could. At one point, he shows her his giant living room rug, which he describes as quote the largest Persian rug you will ever see in a private home. So big it must have come from a mosque. Crags my carpet so big we stole it from someone else's religious building. Jesus, guy it I shouldn't be surprised, but like you could ask a simple question. I guess you didn't even ask a questions about the rug, you know. He just He's like, I bet I can take this

from normal to awful in seconds. It's not gonna I'm not gonna break a sweat. How much cultural appropriation can I include? Uh? Now? In the article, Vicki notes that most of Epstein's decor has been picked out by a famous French decorator, a guy who worked for prime ministers and royalty around the world, and then she notes that among all this finery quote, there is one particularly startling oddity,

A stuffed black poodle standing atop the grand piano. No decorator would ever tell you to do that, Epstein brags to visitors. But I want people to think of what it means to stuff a dog. I don't know what that means I don't. I don't. I don't know what that means. Now, Vicky suggests, Yeah, there is one particularly startling oddity, a stuffed black poodle standing atop the grand piano. No decorator, whatever, tell you to do that. Epstein brags to visitors. But I want people to think what it

means to stuff a dog. I want people to think what it means to stuff dog? What does it mean stuff a dog? Let's let's together, let's honor his wishes and think about that. Think what it means to stuff a dog. It means you had a dog. Yep. It means the dog is dead. It means you had stuffing

around or called a guy. It means you remove the stuff that was inside the dog and replace it with the stuffing, and then you sewed up the dog so people didn't so people couldn't see it anymore that it was sewed up, and then you put it on a piano because your parents made you take the analysts. Okay, I've thought about what it means the stuff a dog, and I'm no closer to anybod. I feel like I did the thing that he wants people to do. Like.

It doesn't make me feel like I didn't come away with that thinking like, oh man, he's powerful, he's smart, handsome. I just thought like, okay, I did. It's like, when I think about what it means stuff a dog, I think of a very workmen like process. What it means you gotta remove some guts, you gotta put some stuff in. Yeah, gloves are probably involved. You needn't. You don't understand like embalming and sewing and proper disposal of dog guts a lot of salt. I've thought about it. Jet It sucks.

It sucks for what it's worth. Vicky Wards says that she thinks it's Epstein's way of saying he always gets the last word. I don't know why she thinks that, but I'm she spent a lot of time with him, so I'm gonna guess she's privy to some details were not. I really don't understand it. No, I don't understand like the way he says it makes people think what it means,

the stuff a dog. It's I feel like I understand that he's trying to conjure up some kind of mic drop moment, as if like, yeah, if you walk into my apartment and saw that I had Willy mammoth tusk mounted on a wall somewhere. That's a flex. I understand that being a flex because that means I either found a Willy manneth, killed it and put its tusk on my wall, broke into a museum, stole a tusk, or

had enough money to buy a tusk. Those are three lexes that I understand right as like a power move to show someone a stuffed dog on a piano is not one of those flexes. It is not. I don't know what that means. I don't either. Yeah, and maybe it's just a way to make people feel Yeah. Yeah, it just it just keeps it confuses people. And that was Jeffrey's goal. Yeah, I yeah, mission mission accomplished. Your Cony Island sex Monster Cony. That's another good title for

the episode, Coney Island sex monster. Okay. Now. Back in two thousand fifteen, after Epstein's rampant pedophilick pimping was common knowledge and after he'd been out of prison for several years, Vicky Ward published another article about the man, this one for The Daily Beast. Its title was I tried to warn you about sleazy billionaire Jeffrey Epstein. In two thousand

and three. Now Ward was more explicit and less guarded in this article, stating outright that Epstein's claims of having made his fortune by managing the well of multiple billionaires was quote a story that no one I spoke to believed. Now, back in two thousand three, she'd spoken to Hoffenberg, his

former partner in that Ponzi scheme. Hoffenberg had made some allegations about Epstein, but she hadn't really been able to go off on those alone, because you know, he was a felon in prison for fraud, and Jeffrey Epstein was a rich billionaire. You can't just like accuse billionaires of committing fraud off of the word of a guy who's in prison for fraud. Uh, you gotta have more info than that. Okay, just let me know when we reached the era where I can accuse billionaires of fraud from

an uninformed, gut instinct level. That is the now when the economy collapses, And that's not a good era either. So she had done some digging this time and found proof that Epstein had been chased out of bear Stearns for committing a violation, which is why we knew that in the first place. She had brought this to Epstein and outed that he seemed almost concerned about the allegations

of financial irregularities and crimes. This had baffled her. She'd been surprised that he'd brushed off these allegations um and in fact, Epstein had mainly brushed them off so that he could repeatedly ask her, what do you have on the girls now? According to ward Quote, what I had on the girls were some remarkably brave first person accounts. Three on the record stories from a family, a mother

and her daughters who came from Phoenix. The oldest daughter, an artist whose character was vouchsafed to me by several sources, including the artist Eric Fischel, had told me, weeping as she sat in my living room, of how Epstein had attempted to seduce both her and separately, her younger sister than only sixteen. He'd gotten to them because of his money.

He'd promised the older sister patronage of her artwork. He'd promised the younger funding for a trip abroad that would give her work experience she needed on her resume for a place at an Ivy League university, which she desperately wanted, so. The girl's mom had figured that they'd be safe at Epstein's home. After all, he'd flown around with Bill Clinton, funded tens of millions of dollars in critical scientific research, most of his friends were physicists. Plus she knew Gill

Say Maxwell would be there the whole time. The mother later told Ward quote, at the time, I wanted to go to after him, I mean physically, mentally, you know, in every way, shape and form. And the advice I was given was, you know, he is so wealthy. He can fight you, he can make you look ridiculous, he can make your daughters look ridiculous. Plus he can hurt them.

And that was the thing that frightened me, was that he would know where they lived and could possibly just send somebody when they walk the dog at night or something around the corner and we'd never hear from them again. So, yeah, there's a lot there, But uh, most of his friends aren't physicists. Is kind of a new in stageul defense of a person. He seems nice. Most of his friends are physicists. Like, I'm not saying that, like it's it's one of the assumed golf physicists are bad. I definitely

didn't assume they were all good, though. I mean, it's just it just seems like an innocuous thing. It's one thing if it's like, oh, my teenage daughter is going to be hanging out with uh fucking Jeremy Piven, which you know is immediately shady. It's another thing to be like, oh, well, this guy is like a billionaire who funds scientific research and pals around with Stephen Hawking and the like, like that seems like he's probably an upright citizen, you know, Yeah,

he doesn't seem shady, like I can see how. It's like, it's one thing, you know, you can throw some judgment on the parents who let their kids hang out with R Kelly when they were fifteen, and it's like there's been allegations about R Kelly for a long time. You know. In two thousand two, nobody was saying anything about Epstein but that he'd given twenty million dollars in Harvard for math research. Like that's it doesn't sound like stereotypical sexual abuser,

although now it does because Jeffrey Epstein Pimp to the Stars. Okay, so Ward brought the allegations that these young women had made to Epstein, and he denied them to her face, saying, quote, just the mention of a sixteen year old girl carries the wrong impression. I don't see what it adds to the piece, and that makes me unhappy. Now, after she brought this up to Epstein, he repeatedly called her and

Graydon Carter, the editor at Vanity Fair. Epstein took extreme measures to discredit the witnesses, reportedly mailing forged letters from them to Vanity Fair. At one point, Epstein made it somehow made it past building security and into Vanity Fairs offices. It's unclear exactly what threats he made or didn't make, but Graydon Carter made the call to pull the women's

allegations from the article. It came down to my sources words against Epstein's and at the time great and believed Epstein, and my notebook I have him saying I believe him. I'm Canadian. I don't know what the hell Canada has to do with it. Is that like a throwing Canada under the bus moment of like I believed him because we are this is this is before it was like the before the he was charged with cars. I'm I'm yeah, I'm a sweet that yeah, yeah that that vanity fair

article includes no allegations of sex crimes. She had two witnesses going on record saying Epstein tried to seduce them when they were underage, but her editor talked to Epstein about the allegations against him and made the decision to pull those allegations because he trusted Epstein. Okay, not a great thing. It's because he's Canadians are trustworthy, classic not believing child sex abuse victims. I mean it just it's an easier to assemble puzzle than stuff poodle. That it

is that it is very fair. Now Ward claims that during this time when she was writing the article, she became terrified of Jeffrey Epstein and what he might do to her. She says she was frightened enough that had probably had some impact on the children that she was pregnant with at the time. Both of her babies were

born premature um Epstein. Yeah. Epstein had asked her where her babies were going to be born, and she knew that he had deep connections in the medical community, so she paid for security guards to watch her babies where they were in the n I C. U. Her two thousand and fifteen article ends with this line quote when they've been released home. Some months later, I went out to my first party. There was Jeffrey Epstein sucking a lollipop. Vicky. He said, you look so pretty. Epstein. Yeah, it's we

have a couple of different types of bastards. I mean, I'm yeah, putting the cuffs on. When you say he saw him at a party. Second a lollipop, I'm like, no, this gout's done some ship. This guy is a pedophile. Woke up from a thirty year coma, walked into a party and I saw this forty two year old billionaire. Second a lollipop. Put him in the chain, put him out of here, put him in prison. We'll try him later. Something's big broken here. We do like, there's a couple

of different kinds of bastards. We get there's the guys like l Ron Hubbard, who, like, in an objective way, yeah, probably did more evil in the world than Jeffrey Epstein has if you look at all of the consequences of his actions, but you can't help it. Kind of like the guy when you read about him enough because his evil is just so like cookie and weird and eccentric, and he's like getting people to look for gold on boats in the ocean and stuff that's fun. Epstein like,

there's no fun in him. He's just it's like Cosby, it's just horrible. It's just a bad guy with no conscience and is there. I mean not to make you play armchair psychiatrist psychologists or anything like that, but that's basically nothing about what you said about his upbringing made it seem like the seeds of evil were playing there, like like you brought up no trauma. You say, like Coney Island was rough, but he also had parents that were spending a lot of money to give him a

good education. So I'm not that I'm trying to find good in him. I'm trying to find uh an inception point, because the alternative to it would trauma that caused this moral lapse, not moral laps, moral implosion in this person. The alternative to that is he was born soulless and evil, which is the thing that I I know, I don't really believe in. I don't think he thinks like I don't think he's a mustache twirling villain. I don't think he viewsed these girls. These girls are obviously victims. I

want to be clear about that. I don't think he views them that way. I think he probably felt bad when he penetrated that teenager with his penis and she said no, um, which is why he gave her a thousand dollars. Now, obviously that doesn't doesn't come close to making it right. But I think he viewed most of these is like, well, these girls are getting money out of this, and they're getting connections, and I'm not forcing myself on them. They're coming into my room and providing

this service. It's fine. I'm so smart and evolved in our Society's attitudes on when young girls should have sex with fifty eight year old men are behind the times. I mean, I guess that's Epstein's justification that there's no reason that I shouldn't have sex with a twelve year old as long as I'm not violently forcing it on her. This is a question that I don't know if you have the answer to or or you're gonn answer, well what it will do to me? But does he have children? Epstein?

Do you ever end up having children? Not even like like like, I don't think so. He's probably had children and and covered it up. But like children that are that that he claims was his own and had any kind of part in raising. I didn't run into any story of that. I don't think he's been married. Uh.

He was kind of famous in the art ladies. Like there was a lot of speculation that Gil say in maxwell Um that British socialite was like his lover and stuff, and it turned out she was just you know, helping him run his pimping empire, pimpire. Uh sure, yeah, so I I think he was just like he had this image of like being kind of this like rich bachelor, like Bruce Wayne type character. Yeah, that's what everyone think. So, but we have as that was good. Do you want

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we don't. It's just randomly slotted ads a lot of the time if I don't read them. Uh, it's it's it's tough because as we're recording this, I have insider information that all of your ads are Jeffrey Epstein speaking tours. It's just it's it's the only guy who bought any add time on this episode. He's giving me a lot of money, and he actually demanded this episode. A weird guy. He gave me a stell story. Robert. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with the poodle, but I've

got you thought about it. I think about it every day. Okay. So, roughly two years after Vicky Reward wrote her first article in Vanity fair uh and you know, had her premature babies. Investigators in Palm Beach started talking to young women they believed might have been abused by Jeffrey Epstein. This was two thousand five. They started pulling his trash and they found scraps of paper with phone numbers in the names

of several young girls on them. Next, they talked to Epstein's butler and eventually gathered enough evidence to charge him and two of his assistants with unlawful sex acts with a minor. This led to a larger FBI investigation, which identified some forty suspected victims, and forty is just sort

of where they stopped. It was clear from the details of the case that many, many, many, many, many more girls have been victimized by Jeffrey Epstein over the years, and across the country, probably hundreds of them, maybe more than hundreds of them. The two cops most responsible for bringing Epstein down were Palm Beach Police Chief Michael Writer

and Detective Joseph Riccari. They conducted their investigation in the face of overwhelming resistance both from state level elected officials, fellow law enforcement officers, and Jeffrey Epstein's formidable legal machine, and I do want to like, I'm not normally you know me, Dan, I'm not normally one for the law enforcement side of things, but these guys are legitimate heroes.

In my book. It was one of those things where like they saw something was fucked up and realized that it was going to be a nightmare for them to go after this guy, and they did it anywhere because he was abusing dozens of young girls and that's not cool. Yeah,

I agree. Yeah. According to the Miami Herald Quote, police reports showed that Epstein's private investigators attempted to conduct interviews while posing as cops, that they picked through writer's trash in search of dirt to discredit him, and that the private investigators were accused of following the girls and their families. In one case, the father of one girl claimed he had been run off the road by a private investigator.

Police and court reports show who now Epstein hired a legal dream team in order to defend him from these allegations of sexual trafficking. This dream team included Alan Dershowitz, noted celebrity lawyer of Mike Tyson, Patty Hurst, and O. J. Simpson. It also included Kenneth Starr, a man whose investigation of a minor land deal had spiraled into an investigation into

President Clinton's relationship with an intern. Now that he defended morality in a battle against the Clinton machine, Starr went to work defending one of Bill Clinton's good friends from

charges of serial child molestation. Consistency is important now, as we all know, in any case where a bunch of young teenage girls are accusing a man of means of rampant sexual assault and trafficking, step one of any competent legal defense is going to be to dig into those girls lives and destroy them in front of a judge. Epstein's team of super good human beings got right to

work doing this. First, Alan Dershowitz met with Detective Raccari and shared with him the results of an investigation Epstein had paid for, which revealed one of the girls to be quote an accomplished drama student. In other words, Derschwitz is saying she's a liar. According to a letter that Derschwitz wrote, the detective quote, our investigation has discovered at least one of her websites, and I am inclosing some examples. The site goes onto detail, including photos her apparent fascination

with marijuana. Oh oh yeah. In interviews with the Miami Herald, Riccari further recalled quote his attorney showed us on my SPAE page where one of the girls was holding a beer in her hand, and they said, oh, look, she is underage drinking. Well, tell me what teenager doesn't Does that mean she isn't a victim because she drank a beer. Basically, what you're telling me is that the only victim of a sexual battery could be a nun. I like Detective Riccarry.

Another Epstein victim, reported similar behavior from his lawyers, telling the Miami Herald quote his lawyers were just in my life inside and out. They asked if I had a baby, if I had an abortion, did you sleep with thirty different guys? Do you think that played a part? I said, you're going to come at me like that when you represent a guy who is doing this to hundreds of girls.

How do you sleep at night? And I hate to say this, young woman, but all of Epstein's lawyers sleep at night on a pile of money, uh, hundreds of feetle I don't think I think it's pretty safe to say that Uh. Anyone who's ever been asked the question how do you sleep at night? I think it's pretty

fair to say basically just fine. Yeah, if you're asking a person that question, if there's not like guilt and shame on their face, yeah, if they did the thing, then they already don't know why they should be ashamed of it. It's it's I mean, I have trouble sleeping at night because these people exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the rest of us have trouble sleeping at night, not the sociopaths who exist in the orbit of helping these these people not get charged for You got rich by

ruining people's lives. How did you sleep at night? Easily? Comfortably, really, no problems. You guys don't know how good bed technology has gotten. If you're you got your beds out of a box. My bed was forged in the Himalayan mountains. It's yeah. I had like a bed bed guy come and measure me and then make a bed around my body. It's perfect. It's never had a better sleep. It's the

only one of its kind. They actually burnt down the forest that made the fibers for the beds that no one else could ever have a mlar bed it cost a little bit extra, but it's worth it. So Palm Beach attorney Barry Kersher and state prosecutor Lana below Lavic seemed to have found themselves in a similar situation to

Vanity Fairs editor. As the case progressed, Epstein's attorneys made the kind of quiet, technically legal threats that lawyers know how to make, and so the prosecutor and state attorney stopped picking up the phone for Detective Raccari and police chief Writer that allayed approving subpoenas for the case. Writer later recalled quote. Early on, it became clear that things had changed from Cursher saying we'll put this guy away for life to these are all the reasons why we

aren't going to prosecute this. There was evidence of shady donations made by Epstein to the police department after the beginning of the investigation. Writer returned at least one of these donations, but it's entirely possible that more money changed hands. Some of Epstein's victims later recalled him bragging that he

owned the Palm Beach Police department. Both the police chief, Yeah, it's called a humble now, both the police chief and the detective became convinced their trash was being sorted through and that they were being followed through about the day by private eyes. When they finally got to raid Epstein's mansion on October two, five, it looked as if he'd been tipped off. Most of his hard drives, surveillance cameras, and videos had been removed hastily. Still, they found a

lot of damning material. According to the Miami Herald quote, they obtained dozens of message paged from his home that read like a who's who of famous people, including magician David Copperfield and Donald Trump, an indication of Epstein's vast circle of influential friends. There were also messages from girls, and their phone numbers matched those of many of the

girls Riccari had interviewed. Riccary said they read Courtney called she can come at four or Tania can't come at seven pm tomorrow because she has soccer practice gross gross gross gross, on the same pieces of paper with Donald Trump's phone number. Regardless of the of the year. It feels like my my two friends Donald Trump and David

Copperfield was never never reflex Yeah. They also found naked photographs of underage girls in Epstein's closet, which means the fact that they still found all this stuff after he'd been tipped off means that before Epstein had his house cleaned, there was so much child pornography and incriminating information that

a billionaire's team of cleaners couldn't remove at all. Yeah, and checked the closet, they in his close I mean, I assumed that there were a lot more naked photographs and they just missed some because he had so many. That's what that that's got to be what that means can be like, look, you gave us a month. We your house is so huge. Yeah, we we got rid of so much illegal stuff from the main wing of it.

But I don't know, there's some so many it's a huge house, Jeff, Like, you have a lot of pictures of children. So the case dragged on through two thousand six and into two thousand seven. By October, the prosecution was in the hands of Alexander a Costa, the top federal prosecutor in Miami. He met with one of Epstein's lawyers, j Leftowitz, with whom a Costa had worked in the past. The two former co workers hammered out a deal for

the final resolution of Epstein's case. This non prosecution agreement shut down the ongoing FBI probe into Epstein's crimes. It also guaranteed that the full nature of Epstein's crimes would be concealed from his victims. In other words, a coasta agreed to give Jeffrey Epstein a plea agreement that no one actually got to see or read, including his victims. Epstein, how long? Yeah, is that one of the types of legal things that one day will get revealed? No, no, no,

it's a forever. Listeners at home, you can't tell this because this is again in the audio medium. But I am sad physically, yeah, very visibly sad. Sad with a dog in your lap, which is a hard hard to be. Yeah, like just crest fallen while getting my my chin licked by my adorable puppy dog. It's Bill, he said, Yeah,

he doesn't know, but he's sad. Now. Epstein did have to plead guilty to two prostitution charges in state court, but his four named accomplices received immunity from their federal charges. The deal also gave immunity to quote any potential co conspirators, meaning anyone else involved in Epstein's crimes who the government hadn't found out about yet was retroactively declared off the hook. That's the kind of agreement Jeffrey Epstein got thanks to

Alexander A Costa. How what do you bet like? That's such a sweet deal. It's a great deal. What do you what do you think happened to the guy who gave him that great deal? Alexander A Costa. He's Donald Trump's Secretary of Labor. You didn't let me guess. I

was going to say something good and wholesome. Oh. When questioned about his role in letting a criminal network of child molesters off the hook in exchange for giving one guy a slap on the wrist, a Coasta said quote at the end of the day, Based on the evidence, professionals within a prosecutor's office decided that a plea that guarantees someone goes to jail, that guarantees he registered as a sex offender generally, and guarantees other outcomes is a

good thing. How long did you go to jail? Four? Well, we'll get into that. You said you said he got okay, Yeah, you said he got more than a year. Yeah, which sucks. Epstein was required to register as a sex offender and pay restitution to three dozen victims. He was also required to admit to committing only one offense against an underage girl, and that girl was labeled a prostitute in the official

court documents, although she was fourteen at the time. Just so we're clear, there was no such thing as a fourteen year old prostitute. By law, any fourteen year old having sex with an adult is a rape victim. Any fourteen year old being sold for sex as a trafficking victim. There is no such thing as a fourteen year old

prostitute unless you are as wealthy as Jeff Epstein. So the thirty six women he had to pay did get sizeable chunks of money, but only after enduring multiple years of having their lives torn apart by Epstein's army of private eyes and lawyers. Jenna Lissa Jones, who says Epstein molested her when she was fourteen, later recalled, you beat yourself up mentally and physically. You can't ever stop your thoughts.

A word can trigger something for me. It is the word pure, because he called me pure in that room, and then I remember what he did to me in that room. Oh, you're leaving, you're leaving air there for me to make a joke. It seems more to have some kind of comment other than like, no, it's even vomiting or screaming. It's it's worse than that. It's it's ad plugged time. Oh my god, I know what a bad lied to lead into ads. Oh, this is why we have trouble. Dad. I hope you're happy to be

associated with this. Uh whatever. It is the name of that company that the culture Kings used to buy shoes on. I forget they haven't advertised on me. They haven't. Oh well they won't. Now know, we should get like a like a guillotine manufacturer or or something like that on board. Those are now huh yeah, yeah, it's coming back, baby, Okay. Well, uh well, we'll talk about the exact nature of how much time Jeffrey Epstein did and what his time in

jail not prison was like. But first product products, we're back now. Yeah, this is a this is a rough one. Dan. At the point at which that plea agreement was reached, Detective Raccari said that he and his team had identified about fifty victims, all of whom told nearly identical stories. The Miami Herald's investigation found more than eighty victims. In two thousand nine, Epstein's former butler, a guy named Rodriguez, tried to sell Epstein's Little Black Book to an undercover

FBI agent pretending to be a lawyer. You know this is illegal. You can't do that. Uh. And he served some time in prison, more time than Epstein served for running a child rape ring. Fourteen months is what. And he did not go to prison. Epstein went to a jail, a private luxury jail, basically a country club with bars, the absolute minimum level of security and restriction possible for an incarcerated person. And he didn't even have to stay

there all the time. He was allowed out on work release for up to twelve hours a day, six days a week, which he spent in his own off us, taking male and female visitors freely, with no oversight by the deputies who sat outside the reception room and waited for him to go home. Also doing he was having sex with people. Dan Also, he paid the salaries of those deputies while they were watching him. There's no conflict

of interest there. Here's the Miami Herald again, In their early reports in July two, the deputies referred to Epstein as inmate, but within a few weeks the language had changed and he was called a client. He was occasionally allowed to take a break for lunch by sitting outside in a park, the record show, and they also gave him permission to scout for a new office while on work release. He was required to wear an ankle bracelet

to monitor his whereabouts, So that's something now disagree. Epstein's work release was approved by the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office because they say he met the criteria for their work release program and there was no actual basis to deny the program to him when any other inmate in

his situation would have been eligible. However, an incredibly basic amount of digging, literally reading the department's work release policy, reveals that sex offenders are specifically ineligible for work release. When questioned about this, a department spokesperson first claimed that Epstein was not a sex offender at the time, and then clammed up and stopped responding when it was noted

that he had been required to register as a sex offender. Also, it came out that Epstein was paying the officers who guarded him while he was out on work release. So that's good. That seems like justice. Now, I will say Dan Epstein's lifestyle certainly took a hit during his time

in jail. A report by The Smoking Gun revealed that his purchases, from what his purchases were from the jail commissary, he spent most of his money on Taryaki meatsticks, pop tarts, and Little Chubb sausages, along with substantial quantities of Lubra derm and the finest leather shoes a jail store could provide. Uh, what are the finest leather shoes a jail store can provide?

Haven't been to jail little while, and I don't really know how the market has shifted since they cost seventy two dollars, so I'm gonna assume it's a serious step down from Epstein's usual leather shoes. That's more than I typically spend on shoes, though, yeah, more than yeah yeah yeah. Now during his parole, uh yeah, he spent like a year on parole after he got out of jail, where he was supposed to be, you know, confined to staying in Florida. But every time he requested to travel outside

of the state. His request were granted seemingly with no resistance. After his pearl. In the almost decades since it ended, Jeffrey Epstein has continued to enjoy a life of unbridled excess. He bought a new private jet. He switched his permanent residence to his island Little Saint jeff since New York and Florida required him to register as a sex offender. Whatever the truth behind Epstein's rise to wealth and power, it's clear that his financial resources are still seemingly inexhaustible.

He's continued to donate to charities funding scientific research, and even starting an online TV network, NEUROTV, that focuses on interviews with great thinkers and scientists. His great and good friends seemed to have forgiven him his trespasses. Stephen Hawking visited his island two thousand six. In two thousand ten, his island or He hosted Katie Couric, George Stephanopolis, Chelsea Handler, and Woody Allen to a lavish dinner. Woody Allen, I get yeah, I get why Woody Allen didn't have any

issues with this. Alan Dershowitz, who at age eight, seems to spend most of his free time defending the Trump administration on TV. Responds to questions about his representation of Epstein with lines like I plead guilty to making a deal that was favorable to my client. Kenneth Starr said, I was happy to respond to the needs of a

client of the firm. When Daily Beast reporter Alexandra Wolfe questioned theoretical physicist and professor Lawrence Krauss about his friend and benefactor Jeff Epstein, Kraus said, quote, as a scientist, I always judge things on empirical evidence, and he always has women aged nineteen to twenty three around him. But I've never seen anything else normally. Yeah, that's a troubling quote about shaking the show up and like doing something that won't bump people out. Is that is that on

your list? Is like a Christmas episode we did, We did that Christmas episode about Raoul Wallenberg, the guy who saved a hundred thousand Jewish people during the Holocaust and then got murdered by the Soviets. Okay, and that's your example, is like a thing that doesn't bump people out? Yeah, that that's that's upbeat for us. Okay, sure. Oh. Now. Epstein has of course continued to fight his accusers in court over dozens of lawsuits across the last several years.

He settled a civil case against him just last December. There is currently a pending suit in Florida that seeks to throw out the entire non prosecution agreement against him on the basis that it was illegal to make because dozens of Epstein's victims were never given the chance to know about it. So, Dan, I will end this on a little bit of an upside note. It is still possible that some version of justice will be done and that some of his named and potential co conspirators might

finally have to spend time him in court. It's not necessarily likely that this will happen, but it is possible. That's the happiest, happiest ending I got for you, man. Unlikely but possible. Yeah, Eventually justice might get done. All right, that's that's a put that on au and then drive that car right off a cliff and and Dan, I mean,

this is pretty bad. Alexander A. Costa was in line to become the new Attorney General and then people made a big fuss out of him letting this serial pedophile off and he had to just stay the secretary of Labor. That's a bummer for him and his family of goblins. Yeah, and his family of goblins. I bet the health plan isn't as good as Secretary of Labor. Yeah. Yeah, Hey man, this sucks. This whole thing sucks that. This is a real, real, real soul crush. Here. Can you tell me what Jeffrey

is doing right now? Uh? Spending most of his time on his private island, still probably having a lot of sex with very young people. Is he professionally, Like, does he run a consulting firm? Is he still doing Yeah, he still manages money. I suspect if he ever did much of that. Like, that's the thing I have to wonder, Like the conspiratorial side of me thinks, like, yeah, ship, maybe he was just pimping out kids and getting paid by rich people for that. I don't know. It was

probably a mix. He probably did some financial stuff, but like, clearly, who knows what he's doing now other than being impossibly wealthy. Uh, in owning a house in Manhattan that could comfortably How's ten thousand at least of the three thousand homeless kids in the city I don't know, Dan WHOA You wanna plug your Twitter? No? I don't. I mean I maintained it pretty strict. I don't plug like Twitter Instagram, so

I don't know. It's like my least favorite part of podcast when I guess the end, it's like said, where can people find you online? I understand it's good for creators to everything, much like as a podcast listener, I hate it. UM. I will tell Children of the Night dot org is a great organization. I mentioned it in the last podcasts for children rescued from childhood prostitution. You

should support them in anyway you can. Um, I will plug a thing that I was associated with, just because there are other people who work there that aren't just me, so it feels less selfish. I read for a show called Last Week's Night. It requires a lot of work

from a lot of people. Were an amazing staff of writers, researchers, producers, footage people, directors, and they all worked very hard, spend a lot of time reading about horrible issues, same way that Evans does, and then at the end of the week we try to present that work to you in a thirty minute occasionally funny, attempting to be funny, but always trying to be informative format. Uh, lessons and jokes, you know. So check out Last Week Tonight if you

have HBO. Yeah, check out Last Week Tonight. And I'm gonna plug a thing, probably the worst. I'm gonna get fired. That's probably the worst plug. I am going to plug your books since you didn't if you if you could use a pick me up after all of these horrible stories of child molestation. Dan O'Brien has a really fun and entertaining an educational book called How to Fight Presidents. And after this episode, you probably want to fight a

couple of presidents. Yeah, the main one that you're gonna want to fight, The main two that you're gonna want to fight. Yeah, they're not featured in the book. They're not apologized, but you can synthesize some of that information. Uh. And and maybe this episode will get Dan talked to by the Secret Service again. Yeah, or all pals at this point they got you on speed dial. Well, I'm Robert Evans. I also think you should donate to Children of the Night or volunteer if that is possible in

your area. Um and uh, now I'm going to seamlessly transition to saying you can buy t shirts and hoodies and stickers, uh from Martie Public store. Behind the Bastards. Uh, we've got a Raoul Wallenberg hoodie. Save lives, do crimes. That's that's my motto, not the kind of crimes Epstein did. Good are you? Are you still doing the Nazios one? We do have nachos, not nazis, Doritos not dictators. Doritos has not suit us for using the name of their products,

so that's counts as a kind of support. That's good. Yeah, thanks John Dorrito. Well, you can find this podcast on Twitter and Instagram and at Bastards pod. You can find us on the internet at behind the Bastards dot com along with all of the articles and sources and stuff for this this podcast of horrors. Uh. That's all. We'll be back next week with something else that break your heart in that you'll listen to for reasons that are beyond my understanding. I love about h m hm