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Part Two: Frank Fay, The Fascist Who invented Stand Up Comedy

Aug 14, 20251 hr 18 min
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In Part 2 Frank Fay finds love and creates the most toxic Hollywood romance of all time. Then he breaks Nazi and holds a fascist rally in New York City less than a year after the end of WW2.

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Speaker 1

Also media.

Speaker 2

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Behind the Bastards. This is a podcast about the worst people in all of history. And I'm Robert Evans doing my best n PR voice. That's good work. That work. It made me uncomfortable. Make you uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, speaking of NPR, you know who's better than n PR.

Speaker 3

I mean lots of folks.

Speaker 2

Well, Anders Anderson and our guest today, Andrew t YEH. I don't know a particular problem with NPR.

Speaker 3

I don't know.

Speaker 2

I don't really listen to n PR, but I assume they're they they're valuable, right, They're still good.

Speaker 1

I don't think we have beef with NPR.

Speaker 2

They do something horrible. I don't know.

Speaker 3

They are.

Speaker 4

They are valuable relative to the media landscape in America, but they are not like a net value.

Speaker 3

To the world.

Speaker 4

Probably, they're like all things that are that are good in America quote unquote good.

Speaker 3

They're kind of like center right Namby Pambyism. But what are you gonna do.

Speaker 2

They've got I'm sure, I'm sure they've got their problems. I think they're like basically the only thing that equivocates to local news in a lot of ways, right, Like that that still exists that isn't like owned by Sinclair. So it's one of those things where like there should be better things than NPR performing the similar role. But we are where we are, right So I'm not gonna shit on for that. What I am gonna shit on is our topic for today's episode, Frank Fay, the man

who invented stand up comedy. And before I get into that, I want to plug a fundraiser that we are we are doing here at behind the Bastards to help out the Portland Defense Fund. This is a bail fund. It started out, I mean it's earlier iterations, started out to help people who had been arrested in the twenty twenty protests. They still do help protesters, but their primary job is

people get arrested. They're usually homeless and indigent. They are usually people with no resources, and the Defense Fund doesn't just help them get bailed out. And often this is people like literally like one hundred bucks that they just don't have. Number One, when people are accused of crimes, if they're out of jail while they are fighting the charges, their odds of not going to prison are vastly higher.

The Defense Fund helps basically everybody. They do not provide bail funds to people who are accused of domestic violence for you know, some reasons that should we are probably obvious to people. But they help a lot of people who like literally no one else is looking out for. That's what the Portland Defense Fund is, and we're trying to raise money for them because they are out of it. If you go to if you just type in a donor box Defense Fund PDX into Google, it will take

you to the Defense Fund fundraiser. That's donor box Defense Fund PDX. And another way you can help is you can mow them at at Defense Fund PDX. So you know, please send some money, help them out. I donate every year. They're a five oh one c so it's like attacks. You can, you know, write it off too, like it's an actual charitable organization.

Speaker 3

They're legit.

Speaker 2

I know the people who run it. Please help them out. All right, let's talk about a real piece of shit. You gotta to talk about a piece of shit, Andrew.

Speaker 3

We talk about a good thing for ten fifteen seconds.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, fifteen seconds of a good thing that helps a lot of people who literally no one else is looking out for in the entire world, because the homeless are again the vast majority people who get arrested, and not Frank Fay, although he is he's like a rich homeless person.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

One of the things about Frank is that he refuses to have a house or an apartment. For most of his life, he only lives in nice hotels. So like, right, really a homeless but like literally he doesn't have a home, right, He's just he's just staying in nice hotels because that's the kind of life he prefers to live. And it makes sense based on his backshirt, right, Like he never has a stable place, right, Like he and his family are like living on the road. Right.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

So, in the late nineteen teens, when Frank Fay is establishing himself as the biggest name in vaudeville and the biggest name in like live performing in New York City, another person exists. There's two people in the world at this point in time, and one of them is a young girl named Ruby Stephens. And while Frank is kind of making his name for himself, Ruby is living through

one of the worst childhoods I have ever read about. Right, Ruby had been born in nineteen oh seven, so she's quite a bit younger than Frank Fay, and she was the fifth child of Catherine Anne and Byron Stevens. Both families seem to have come from some degree of like privilege. It's uncle to me how if they were like rich or it's just because they've been in a Marria from

like almost Mayflower days or right around then. Right, so they're like old America and they know their pedigree, but I don't think I don't know how much money they actually have. It's a little that part's a little unclear to me. It may have been that like they used to be more blue bloody and they just they just kind of ran out of money. That happens a lot.

But it seemed like she was on track for a more normal life until in nineteen eleven, when she is four, a drunk passenger falls off the street car she's on with her pregnant mother, and he like pulls her mother down basically, and she goes into early labor after falling off the street car and dies from sepsis. Right, so, just a horrible freak street car accident, like really pretty fucked up. So that's traumatic, right, you know, watching this happen as a four year old and then being without

your mom and her dad. This is nineteen oh seven or eleven. Her dad had been a drinker, and having your wife an unborn kid die in a street car accident does not make you slow down the drinking in nineteen eleven. So he takes what I think we can all agree is an understandable, healthy reaction and becomes a destructive alcoholic and abandons his family to dig the Panama Canal. Right,

tale as old as time. We've all been there once or twice, right, you know, Yeah, that's where you and I met Andrew digging the Panama Canal, and they kept yelling at us, there's already a canal. Stop digging holes. But we said, fuck you. You know, I won't do what you tell me.

Speaker 4

I read you were really you had your You had your mindset on Canal two.

Speaker 2

Canal too.

Speaker 3

Electric boogle is very admirable.

Speaker 2

Yeah, we're gonna make it even bigger, and we're gonna kill even more guys from.

Speaker 3

Fucking malaria malaria two.

Speaker 2

So he goes to the Panama Canal and, like everyone who goes to dig in the Panama Canal. He dies horribly almost immediately. Right, That's that's what digging the Anama Canal is, as you are signing up to die from a mosquito or get drowned in fucking like wet concrete.

Speaker 1

Right.

Speaker 2

If you want to learn more about that sort of thing, listen to Wait, is it the Panama Canal or was the Hoover damn and the song the Highwayman one of the two? Either way? Listen to the song the Highwaymen by the Highwayman A.

Speaker 3

Just think of any major work.

Speaker 2

Oh, he was a damn builder, He was a damn bilder.

Speaker 4

Yeah, sorry, okay, including modern times though. Yeah, it's made by a crime against humanity. There's no way to do it without committing a criming A.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you're gonna have to kill a certain number shitload of people, right, yeah. So yeah, he leaves Ruby and her siblings orphaned, but he abandons them before he orphans them, so it's fine. So she grows up in a series of foster situations. She is separated from her siblings right away. She is bullied horribly as a little girl because she's

an orphan and little kids are fucking psychopaths. To quote another great stand up comedian, Donald Glover, they're little hitlers, right, They're like, oh, look a little girly lost her whole family. Let's kick her.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

So Ruby comes to hate school, not surprising. The one thing she has going for her is that one of her older sisters, who's a young adult or I think she's actually think she's probably sixteen or seventeen, But that's as good as being an adult in this day and age, was a vaudeville dancer, right, And so Ruby gets really interested in entertainment and her sister helps her kind of get into theater. She drops out of school at age

fourteen and starts working. And again, you're basically an adult at fourteen at this socioeconomic level, right, This is not just the US. You're legally an adult in a lot of Europe at this point in time. And by age sixteen she is a chorus girl in a nightclub. So there's you have to assume some like people taking physical advantage of her. We would we call this pedophilia to day. I think that's fair to call it then, but also that's not what people would have seen it as, right.

They would see her as an adult right, not to say that that's not still fucked up. That's just the way things were back then. This is nineteen twenty three when she starts working as a chorus girl in a nightclub, So she is getting started in her showbiz career, while Frank Fay is kind of like he is like near the peak of his fame and prestige right, like he is selling out that This is right before he has his ten week run at the Palace, so he hasn't like he hasn't quite hit his peak yet, but he's

rising to his peak, right. And so at the time she is starting as a chorus girl, she would see him as like one of the big this is one of the major stars right in her feet, the guy. This is the guy. He's got a lot of power. He's you know, she doesn't want to be exactly doing what he's doing, right, but like she would see him as someone to look up to because of the level of success that he's had. He can do something for

he can make her career right obviously. So you know, there's a number of things that are potentially we can see unhealthy about the dynamic that's going to form. Although it's not going to go where you'd expect it to. For a while, Ruby was stuck at the middle rung of her field. She makes she's a good dancer, She's constantly working right, and in order to make extra cash, she moonlights as a dance instructor for gay and lesbian speakeasies, which is pretty cool. Like what this is. By the way,

Ruby becomes Barbara Stanwick. This is her initial name.

Speaker 3

She's cool with the.

Speaker 2

Gays, which is nice, you know, given this period of time. She initially becomes acquainted with Frank Fay in the mid nineteen twenties, probably right around the time he has that big ten week stand at the Palace, thanks to her friendship with a guy named Oscar Levant, and Oscar Levant is a pianist who had performed many times with Faye and become one of his friends. In the mid and

late twenties, she starts doing better and better. Right, she gets recognized, she starts getting acting gigs, and by kind of like the mid twenties, she is performing in Broadway shows. And because she is now becoming a star in her own right, she's kind of a small star now while Frank's a big one. But you need a better name than Ruby whatever the fuck her last name was, because

it's forgettable, right, So she picks the stage name Barbara Stanwick. Now, she falls in love first with one of her co stars, a man with the incredible name Rex Cherryman. The two break up in early nineteen twenty eight, and there's kind of a will they won't they thing going on for a while, maybe they'll get back together, but then he dies of sepsis during a sea trip to Europe to perform, because that's just how people died back there.

Speaker 3

Yeah, you know, that's just what went down.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, sepsis. I hardly know sis. So he's dead as shit. She's sad as shit, and then levant tries to cheer his friend up by introducing her to his other friend, Frank Fay, thinking the two would hit it off. They did not. In fact, they seem to hate each other at first, and in Ruby's case at least, this is with good reason, because Frank is immediately attracted to Barbara Stanwick, who she's like young at this point, right, like she's just barely twenty something like that.

Speaker 3

What the fuck? What is this.

Speaker 2

Nineteen twenty eight? She was born in nineteen oh seven, so she's twenty one years old, right, and he's in he's almost forty, so there's quite a bit of an age gap between the two of them, but it's also less weird at this period of time and in this industry anyway. Like he immediately has a crush on her, right, but he doesn't want to admit that and flirt with her, and she thinks he's attractive, but he starts by negging her, right, Like he's an early practitioner of negging. And I'm going

to quote from Victoria Williams's book here. After Fay's show at the Palladium, Levant brought Barbara and Walda, which is one of her friends and colleagues, backstage. They entered phase dressing room. As he was removing his makeup, he was charming and beguiling. He announced he was hungry and that as soon as he finished taking off his makeup he was going to arrest Drut, where he said they serve the best food in town. They really know how to

serve food in this place. Fay went on a little table in a quiet corner, soft music, and it's like he's kind of setting her up. Barbara was ready to accept the invitation. When the dressing room door opened and in walked a beautiful woman who said, are you ready for dinner? Frank be with you right away, Fay said. As he put on his coat, he turned to his guests and said, you must try this place. The food

is really delicious. And he like sets this up. He's like really making her think that they're going to go out together. He's talking about it like that. And he has set it up with this other lady ahead of time, knowing he was going to meet her, and knowing that levant is trying to hook them up. He'd probably he'd seen her on stage, so he knew that he was into her. He sets this up specifically to pull the rug out from onto her because he's an asshole, right, Yeah,

he's such a dick. And in fact, as he leaves with this other lady, he stops and turns back to Barbara and says, you should come back and see me again sometime, and then goes off on a date with this other woman. Now this is a transparent ployee. He's trying to make her like desperate. He's trying to, like, you know, it's obvious what he's trying to do, right, And Barbara doesn't bite, right. In fact, she doesn't do anything.

She doesn't call him, she doesn't like approach him again, although she doesn't do anything to avoid future contact with him either, right, Like, she doesn't do either of those things. So you know she's she's not like falling for it, but she's also not being like fuck this guy entirely, right.

Speaker 3

It's not working, but it's not not working.

Speaker 2

Right, And I think this is part of what attracts Frank, is that she doesn't fall for the bait, and so he calls her directly a few days later and is like, hey, do you want to meet me for dinner?

Speaker 3

Right?

Speaker 2

So she kind of wins, and this is I love Barbara Stanwick. She says, thank you, Yes, absolutely, that sounds great. I'll meet you at you know whatever restaurant at whatever time, right, And they set up a date and she stands his ass up so you can see there, you know, which it sounds like these two might be kind of made for each other.

Speaker 3

Right, Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2

Actually, So she expects him to call her after this and be like pissed off, right, that's kind of what she had been hoping. But Faye, again, he takes things in stride and he maintains radio silence, so neither calls the other for two weeks, and then Barbara talks to their mutual friend Levant and is like, hey, could you call Frank and invite him to dinner? And I'm going to show up at the dinner, but don't you know

you don't need to tell him that. So Frank asks his friend who else is going to be there, and Lavatte doesn't lie, and he's like, well, Barbara, Stanwick's going to be there, And so as soon as Frank here's that, he hatches places, yeah, I'll be there. We'll all have a dinner together. And then he no shows again. So at this point Barbara might have been it seems to

be like kind of veering towards fuck this guy. But then for the next two weeks, wherever she shows up for dinner or lunch or at like a bar or whatever, whenever she shows up to like watch a performance, he's there. He's always there, everywhere she winds up going, and he's always there with a different beautiful woman. Right no matter where she goes, there's Frank Fay and he's always on a date. And she doesn't learn this until later but Frank, he's got a lot of connections, and he's a lot

of money. He's been both I think probably paying people to stalk her and also just like using talking to other people he knows to like figure out where she's going and scheduling dates with random women for the sole purpose of like making her watch him make out with other people. So they're not in a relationship, and this is already one of the most toxic relationships I've ever heard of.

Speaker 3

I mean, I guess this is juicy. It's so bonkers, it's.

Speaker 2

So nuts, and like Barbara is the good guy in this, but she's definitely there's some toxicity coming from her too. Right, So, after a couple of weeks, he shows up at a fancy restaurant when Stanleyck and Lavaunt are about to have dinner think with a couple of mutual friends, and he sits down at the table and he and Barbara immediately

start insulting each other. Right, they just start going to town at each other, you know, like letting out all of this like frustration over this last couple of weeks of fucking around, and eventually their friend Levant, who has judged the vibe properly stops them. It's like, you too obviously want to fuck. Will you just do it already and stop with this bullshit, Like I know you both, like you're clearly into each other and you're just both toxic psychos. Stop it. Just get laid, you know, and

it works. Levant's like he called it. They're like, yeah, you know what, fuck it. And so they start dating, right, they start going out. They start you know, uh, banging the nasties, you know, bumping uglies, twiddling the what Sophie, Sophie, you can't say sex or fucked on a podcast, We'll get arrested.

Speaker 3

That's true. That is true.

Speaker 2

The code, there's a haze code called yeah yeah. So they start noodling the whirlpool, so to speak. They start dating, and she falls head over heels in love with Frank right very very quickly, you know, once they're actually they drop the pretense to start seeing each other, and he

seems to fall in love as well. They are both obsessed with each other, and in Barbara's case, she's obsessed with him enough to the point that, like she is willing to give up her career and she at this point is fairly big, right, like she is now a major name on a marquee. She's getting some pretty juicy she's not quite a leading lady yet, but she's getting

some really juicy like Broadway roles, right. And she's tells openly like, I'm willing to kind of give up my career in order to be like a full time wife, right, And that made out because she's obviously very good, she's very dedicated to her career. You have to think in terms of making sense of this, this is a girl who lost her entire family very young and has never had one, has never had that kind of emotional stability. Yes, so she I think, and that's what That's what her

biographer rights. It's basically she is desperate for that kind of stability At this point. It matters more to her than this career.

Speaker 3

That she's got.

Speaker 2

Now, Frank is an alcoholic. This should not be surprising to anyone. It's not an uncommon situation for a major performer today and it certainly was not back then. They start their relationship when he's sober, right he had I mean he's an alcoholic because he had been. He had gone sober because it was causing him problems, right, even during the height of his time at the palace. He misses shows semi regularly, left to cancel suddenly because he's

like too sick from getting fucked up. So during one of their initial dates, like no one at the table is allowed to drink whenever they show up with a group because Frank isn't drinking, right, And that's the kind of you know guy he is, is like, no one else at the table can be drinking if I'm not drinking, And you know, this is one of those things. Also, he's got an entourage, so whenever they're like hanging out or traveling around, it's never just Frank or Frank and Barbara.

It's Frank and Barbara and his personal barber and his manicurist, and his songwriter and his pianist and his composer and his tailor and his secretary. Like he literally travels with these people most of the places that he goes. Now he's sober initially, but he periodically will fall off the wagon, and when he does, he will go on days long binges hours or days and hours long is a short one. Sometimes he'll be drinking for days, but all of his binges in the same way with him staggering to Saint

Patrick's Cathedral to confess his sins. For an idea of how committed a drunk this guy was when he was drinking, I want to read you the text of a poem that he kept on him at all times while traveling. The wonderful love of a beautiful maid, and the staunch true love of a man, the love of a baby unafraid, which hath exist since life began. But the greatest love, the love of love, transcending even that of a mother, is the tender, the passionate, the infinite love of one drunken bum for another.

Speaker 3

Pretty good poem.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it kind of hit, so Barbara would would have been aware. Number One, there's stories about this guy's drinking.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

He's been arrested a bunch of times, He's been in tons of fights. He is a fame. He is famous in the twenties for being an out.

Speaker 3

Of control alcoholic.

Speaker 2

That's not easy, right, Like you could buy cocaine at the store. Yeah, yeah, you can buy cocaine at the store, and this guy's a famous alcoholic. That's like being a famous beer lover in Wisconsin, right, Yeah, you know, like we don't have the technology to be an alcoholic the way this man is now, this guy is a quint from Jaws level drinker.

Speaker 3

So it's like having a coke problem at Studio fifty four.

Speaker 2

It's like right, right, yeah, It's like it's like the fucking bathroom attendant at CBGB's being I came in, I think you might be doing.

Speaker 3

Too much blow.

Speaker 2

Yeah, It's like John Dolorean sitting you down about your coke problem. So Barbara would have been aware that this thirty seven year old man she'd started seeing it twenty one had a checkered past. For one thing, he'd already been divorced three times. His first marriage was to a fellow vaudeville star, and it seems to have ended two years after the marriage due to infidelity because he cheats on her a bunch. Probably one of the people he cheats on her with is his second wife, who divorces

him after two months. That's a bad marriage due to again rampant infidelity. Within three months of their divorce being made official, Frank is jailed for refusing to pay alimony. So his third marriage is his first wife, who he marries again, and he makes her quit her because she's also like a performer he makes her quit her career in entertainment after they get married for the second time, and then the two up again immediately because again he

cheats on air constantly, so not a good husband. And it's not just the cheating. He also has a tendency to get crazy, drunk, fly off the handle, and beat the shit out of his partners. He is very physically abusive.

He is again noted as being a wife beater in the twenties when like, as long as you're just like slapping ry, that's not even considered spousal abuse back then, right, Like he is abusive for the era, Like guys who are putting their wives in the hospital are sitting him down and being like, man, you gotta cooling, you know, Like that's the level of bad husband.

Speaker 3

This man is the time the time really puts a yes. It's just like.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, Like the Jonathan wife beater, the man who coined the wife beater shirt, is sitting this guy down and talking to him damn like he's a shitty husband. And even outside him. And again, he's not just beating women. He assaults every He loves assaulting people. He particularly is abusive to women. But this is just also generally a physically violent man, right, Like, I think we've established that now. He's not a stable guy. He's been arrested. He's one

of the first drunk drivers. He's gonna it's not even illegal to have a drink. You can have a cocktail in your hand drinking in the twenties, and he's getting arrested for drunk driving. It's nuts. How drunk a driver this guy is. He had also already again at the height of right, at this period of time, there's weeks where he's making three hundred grand in a week in modern money. He's already declared bankruptcy several times. You know, some of that alimony, right, Some of that's because he

refuses to buy a home or live anywhere but luxury hotels. Right, Barbara knows all of this. That is important to note. Right, I'm not again the abuse that he is going to do over the course of the relationship. I'm not saying that that's I'm not mitigating that at all. But she is aware of all of this when she starts the relationship, right, Like, she does go into this with her eyes open. Obviously

she's very young. You know, there's a power and balance here, but she's heard of him, right, none of this is a mystery. She also knows that he gambles uncontrollably when he's on a bender, which is another reason for all of the bankruptcies. For whatever reason, in spite of all of this, Barbara Stanwick really does fall for this guy. And I think again a lot of it is that he does give her this sense of emotional stability, that she's got a center to her world.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

She's never had a home in the sense of another person that she belongs with before, and that's just I mean, that's the most intoxicating thing in the world, really, right. I think we can all understand that, especially if you're someone who's never had that, like she will do anything to keep this in her life. So they get engaged,

and then they almost immediately get unengaged. And I'm going to quote from an article on Standwith published by Meredith Grau here when the duo argued they are argued tooth and nail and hammer. It was during one of their many pointless but explosive arguments that they temporarily broke up. Faye took a trip to Saint Louis on a two month engagement and Barbara devoted herself to burlesque, evaded friends,

and became a near ghost. Burlesquwood in end that burlesque is a show, right, Like it's not burles day, that's like an actual play. Burlestwood end its Broadway run as a local triumph on July fourteenth, but not before Faye would fake a breakdown just to drag Barbara to his feigned bedside and pop the question. So that's a summary of what happened. It actually makes things sound up less fucked up than they were. So here's the whole story. So they break up, right, she goes off and is

a huge success. This is like it's a book of Mormon level hit. This is the biggest thing on Broadway. She's on Broadway for months, then she's touring around the country. She's the leading lady in this show. This is a huge fucking deal. Right, And Fay has continued to perform, but like he is there separated, and he just starts calling her almost every night talking about how he's filled with grief, he can't stand it. He thinks he's going to kill himself, and he always is drunk. He's fallen

off the wagon. He's telling her like I can't stop drinking. I'm destroying myself because you're not here anymore, right, Like I can't stand to be without you. And one night, one of Frank's, one of their mutual friends, calls Barbara and he's like, hey, man, Frank is I've never even seen him like this? Like he is so drunk right and in such a bad way. He can't work, he can't even sleep anymore, right, Like we got to do something. He's going to die, you know, like like this guy friends,

it is like this is deathly serious. You got to help me do something to say Frank. So she's like, is he on the phone? Like can he come to the phone now? And their friend puts Frank on the phone, and Frank gets on the phone and he just sounds ruined right, just absolutely like barely can talk drunk. He tells her his heart's broken, that like he's just ready to die because he can't live without her, And Barbara's resolve crumbles and she tells him, if you can sober up,

I'll get engaged to you again. The next moment, as soon as she says this, his voice changes. He sounds sober because he hasn't been drunk at all this whole time, all been fake, every one of these calls. He's been faking it, right, He never fell off the wagon, at

least as far as we know. And he's immediately just sobers his voice up and says, all right, well, in that case, why don't you get on a train tomorrow and we'll get engaged, you know, take a train to meet and we'll get engaged and we'll get married right away.

Speaker 3

This christ oh.

Speaker 2

Yeah, oh yeah, just the mmm. That's the good toxic, abusive relationship stuff. We love to see it. We don't love to see it. And you know, what a what a performance it is a great I mean, look, man, he's not a bad actor.

Speaker 3

Just the swil god that's so fucked up.

Speaker 2

Bad husband, bad fiance, bad person, sure, but not a bad actor. You know who else will lie about destroying themselves with alcohol in order to get married to Barbara Stanwick?

Speaker 3

Oh?

Speaker 2

Probably Blue Apron. I doubt Lasik would, but Blue Apron might. Here's ads Ah, we're back. Which sponsor do you think would lie about destroying their body and brain with alcohol in order to keep Barbara Stanwick in love with them?

Speaker 3

I think? I mean, obviously, any of the mattress ones.

Speaker 2

Any of the mattresses. Oh my god, Casper, Yeah, yeah, saw Casper actually would kill themselves drinking in order to make Barbara stand with regret dumping them.

Speaker 3

That's right, It's not a lie, it's a way of life.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's just how Casper rolls, you know. That's why they're a ghost. They already did it, so he's just lied to her the way it was. It's written in the biography, Williams wrote, Barbara is kind of aware that he must have been lying, But I don't know if she is or isn't. I don't know if she gets fooled by this initially, whatever is the case, She takes a train to him, they get engaged again, and they get married. Right, maybe she was aware, but it just she just was in love with this guy and she

just needed this in her life, right. I think that's probably what's going on here, you know.

Speaker 4

I mean I think from the outside of a lot of like toxic relationships too, it is just like this thing where it's like a little bit yes, little bit no, Like you feel like it feels like people kind of know but like can't bring themselves to really confront it.

Speaker 3

And that's how it is.

Speaker 2

No, And like, also with all of these toxic relationships and with all of these celebrity relationships and shit that are so seems so poisonous, there's gotta be good stuff here too, right, There's something she's getting that she loves and there are good times, right, And there's aspects of him again, there's a reason why he's so charming and beloved, right,

like he is. She's getting something out of this. And I'm not saying that to like blame her on it or something, but like you have to assume this is not We're not like, it's not just bad stuff, right, It never is. Otherwise why why would she be so committed to this? Right? Yeah, that's the way abusive relation and just toxic. Even when it's not abusive, and it's just like codependent or stuff, there is, there's always something there that keeps one or both people coming back.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

So she finishes the current run of her touring show, and then she retires, Well, she actually gets sick right at the end of it, but either way, she finishes burlesque and she retires. Now this is not a full retirement, right, it means that she no longer has an independent career. Fay is touring on his own, like he's doing you know, the Frank Fay Show basically, and she starts performing as part of his shows. Right now, Oh, she makes a

lot of money doing this. She is independently getting paid, and she is getting paid very well, the equivalent of probably probably a million or more a year, right or somewhere in that, like at least high six figures. She's she's making very good money, right, But what she's also doing is she is clearly I think I don't know if it's that he asked her to play second fiddle to his ambition or she was just immediately willing to.

It's probably a little bit of both, right, that he wanted her, but also I don't think it's entirely that, because he is actually really supportive of her having a career. I do think her attempting to quit is largely just her really wanting to commit to the relationship. I think that's a big part of it because of some of

the stuff that's going to happen next. So this is a little more complicated, right, I don't want to It's not just him being like I can't stand to have her be a big star or I can't stand to have her have a life outside of me. She is really motivated by the idea of dedicating herself for to this relationship. That is part of what's happening here. As the twenties are kind of starting to come to an end, Frank is looking out at the entertainment landscape, and he's

a smart guy, and he's an innovative guy. He understands he's got good instincts, right, and he sees that Vaudeville's days are numbered, right, this is not going to be is already starting to fade. He can kind of see there's not as much money coming in, there's not as much audience. There's more entertainment out there, right, Like Vaudeville's

days are kind of over. And he can see that the traveling variety acts and these big stage productions that you know, cost a lot of money and involve a lot of people that have dominated entertainment all his life are not going to be around forever. You know, the radio is a bigger thing, moving pictures are increasingly significant, and you know, we're coming to the end of the

Roaring twenties, so the bottom is about to fall. Out of the economy, which is going to make those big productions, those big, huge touring shows and these big elaborate stage shows a lot harder to afford, both of the people putting them on and for people to buy tickets to. Right, So he makes a bold decision right before the depression hits to break up with his production company. He like breaks a contract to leave them. And this is the

number one vaudeville production company. They have the ability to blacklist him from like the industry almost right, they don't do this, but that's the thing he's risking. He takes a major risk to leave them because he sees that like the bottom's about to fall out, and he wants to get into something that he can make work in this new era. So he starts performing totally independently with a skeleton crew of you know, some stage hands and a couple other you know, entertainers and his wife, and

they're doing longer and longer sets. And now he is being up there for something that is like a Netflix, you know, especially like a full hour type deal. Like he's doing full stand up routines effectively, you know, in something that's very close to a modern sense and he's again he's a major pioneer. He starts doing something that's kind of weird owl adjacent or like Tom Larrr adjacent. Tom lair who just died, the greatest musical comedian of all time, one of also one of the greatest men

mathematicians of all time, also invented the jello shot. Incredible man, Tom Lairr. Yes, inventor of the jello shot so that he could smuggle alcohol into like army gatherings. Amazing man, just sense.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 2

So, and he's not the only there's another musical comedian right around the same time who's also an influence on like Tom Lairr and and you know later guys. But he is one of the first like musical parody artists.

Speaker 3

Uh.

Speaker 2

And it's interesting. The way he does this is a little is it's not the same as what like Lara and al are doing. It's really interesting. He'll start with a popular song and he'll get his musicians to start playing like Tea for two. That's one of his big bits, which is like you've heard of ta for two At this point, it's like a hit song. It's like the call Me maybe of its Day or the Wet ass Pussy of its day. Right, those are the two songs,

the only two I've heard of. And what it is kind of like wet ass pussy because it's smutty, right, like it is about it's smutty for the day, right, because it's like about a date.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

So every couple of lines, he'll start playing the song and he'll start singing it, and then he'll stop after like a line, and he'll break down what doesn't make sense or is secretly absurd in the song? Right, here's a reason's cinema sensing it? Yes, exactly exactly. Tea for two and two for tea, ain't that rich? Here's a guy that has enough tea for two, so he's gonna have tea for two. I notice he doesn't say a word about sugar comedy. This is easy to anyway whatever.

I'd assume lots of it's in the delivery. But you see what he's doing. He's going through the lyrics of this song and then he's like riffing on it, right, he's like making fun of bits about it. And I think that's interesting because it's the type of bitthesiss is so modern. You brought up cinema sins because like initially it was like, oh, he's like kind of a proto Tom Lair or weird al but honestly, because they're actually

doing full pair of these songs. A better comparison is like modern YouTube videos where like not just songs, but like like the Red Letter stuff red Letter Media got fans, you're like break down a movie. You're like going through like a whole movie or old and you're like breaking it down piece by piece and talking in granular to tale about like what of this movie or video game

or whatever doesn't make sense? Like is like the analog version of like most of YouTube's big creators are doing now, right, I think that's such so interesting to me, right, Like, yeah, he is just like reflexively a very innovative entertainer.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that's sounds genuinely so odd.

Speaker 4

But also it is like I don't like because the source material is so old, it's so funny to hear how corny even the like jab is.

Speaker 2

Tea for two, Like how many jokes can you make about that shit? Man? Yeaeah Yeah, that's his like fucking hour and a half long video breaking down why the Phantom Menace sucks is tea for two, So no sugar, eh, yeah, no sugar huh. So yeah, that's a very creative idea. And again, you gotta think of how weird it would be in the nineteen twenty nine to hear like, oh, yeah, this guy's gonna come on stage and sing a popular song and instead he's like making fun of the song.

Like idi, like you want to hear this guy make fun of a song slowly Like that's a that's a weird ask in this period of time, but it works. This is like one of his most popular bits. And again, like he's just he's just moving from success to success at this point up to kind of like the start of the Great Depression, and right really right before the Great where I think we're like in twenty nine here,

like right before things really fall off a cliff. Hollywood starts calling his wife right because Barbara, she's made a big name for herself, even though she's technically quote unquote retired. Everyone knows who Barbara Stanwick is, and these you know, we're now in the talkie era. Hollywood is looking for new leading ladies and people. You know, there's talent scouts that go out to Broadway. They've seen her a lot of studios are calling and she turns them all down.

Like she's getting like we will make you a movie star, like we want to give you like picture deals, like like there's money for you here, and she's like, nah, my husband likes it over here. He doesn't want to live in California, and my marriage comes first. And she just says no, over and over again to all of these major studio agents, Like fucking studio heads are trying to beat down her door and she won't do it. She's not at all tempted because that's not what her

husband wants to do right now. Eventually, the head of a major studio or an agent for a major studio figures out how to wear her down, which is they go to Frank and they're like, hey, we want to sign you and your wife. You know, you each get a one picture deal basically, right, we want to try you both out, and to be fair, it's kind of a no brainer. I'm sure they're not not interested in Frank because he's the one of the biggest performers of

the day. It's it's pretty obvious from like a student a position, Well, these are two of the most famous popular people on the stage. Let's see if they could be movie stars. Right, invite them both, and they agree, Right, I think it's just a matter of the money is so good, and you know, Vaudeville's kind of falling apart, and yeah, they both decide, all right, let's give it a try. And it's when they moved to Hollywood that the problems really start. And they start with Barbara because

she is a horrible auditioner. She's terrible at auditioning. She doesn't know how to really like do it, and so she is supposed to be in this Frank Capra film and she goes in for the audition and she bombs it, and Capra's like, Frank Capra calls her a porcupine, which I is some weird ass twenty sexism. I don't fully understand what that's supposed to earn. But it's like an insult for a woman. I don't understand why, but he

calls her a porcupine. And this is actually one of Frank's very few good moments and very few, like really actually surprisingly supportive partner moments. So the student video that Caepra was working with, that that she has this deal with and she's bombed this audition. He calls Frank Capra, like he gets him on the phone personally because he's a star and he can do that, and he's like, look, I know you saw my wife. I know you didn't

like the live performance. I need to show you a test screening of her, and I think it was her doing some lines from burlesque or something like that, because like, if you didn't think she'd she must have just bombed the audition because she's great, Like, trust me, she's great. And Frank is such a big name that Capra's like, okay, I'll do it, and he watches this test. Frank Faye brings over this test screening and as soon as Capra actually sees her performing on stage, he's like, oh my god,

I'm a fucking idiot. This woman is one of the most talented actors of her generation, of any generation, and he casts her immediately, and that's actually like a really good like Frank, That's why I'm saying, like he's not anti her having a career. Weirdly enough, this is going to cause problems for them later, but like he is really supportive at the start she gets her movie career started because he goes to the mat after she bombs

an audition and make sure she gets the job. So that's one good thing that Frank Faye ever did in his fucking life.

Speaker 3

There you go.

Speaker 2

Now, this is not a Barbara Standwick podcast, and I'm not going to do but I'm not going to talk in detail.

Speaker 4

About Eve a comment or write it if you want Robert's Barbara Standwick podcast.

Speaker 2

Well, she did murder those children, but in her defense, those kids were coming right for her. You know who did it? Who amongst just hasn't killed a couple of kids, right? You know, it happens. It happens. So by the mid thirties, Barbara Standwick, as soon as she gets this movie, she's in this, she's a huge hit. She just immediately a massive star. Her career is skyrockets from from there on up. By the mid thirties, she's one of the leading ladies

in pre war Hollywood. She is just massive. She's fucking great. She's really good at this. It becomes clear to everybody, and she is just like on a rocket ship to success from here on out right. That's that's the Barbara Stanwick story. Things go less well for Frank Fay after this point in time, his first movie, because they get this one picture dealer each get a picture. His first movie does pretty well, it's a modest success, but afterwards he just doesn't catch on as an actor. He's just

not for whatever reason. I don't know why. Maybe he's picking bad scripts or whatever. It just doesn't work out for him right and the start, it doesn't help. At the start of his career, trying to be an actor coincides with the Great Depression really hitting, which wipes out a lot of the money that had made his old career possible. So there's not as much money in touring

or doing the kind of shows he'd been doing. And movies, you know, are more economical, they make more because you pay to put him on once and then you keep making money from him, right, So, like you know, it's it's better a business to be in. But he's just not doing well in it, and eventually the offer is kind of slow to a trickle and stop coming in. While Barbara Stanwick becomes a fucking household name. I'm gonna quote from an article by in the New York Times.

As her star began to shine, fase dimmed, he drank, was relentlessly abusive towards her and the child Dion they'd adopted. However, not only did she stick by Faye, but she also put his faltering career first. She insisted on introducing herself as Missus Frank Fay. We have to wonder what in her needed to stick by Faye way past the obvious

expiration date of the marriage. A determination to rebut the Hollywood gossip's prophesying divorce, a stick to your man philosophy, her fear of going out in society, an inability to have sustained friendships with other women. Yes, yes, yes, yes, and also gratitude to Frank for having supported her career at a crucial time. But still, her life was actually in danger because of his violent nature, as was that of little Dion, about whom it must be said she

didn't seem much concerned. So he's getting increasingly. He had kind of kept himself on a leash. He is off the chain. He's drinking more, he is beating the shit out, he's beating their kid too, to the extent that, like again, her life is in danger being with this man. That's how out of control he is. Kind of at his worst, this isn't consistent, but when he hits rock bottom, that's how bad this is. Right now, Again, as the New York Times this is her obituary noted, she's not a

great mom. She's not like she's not necessarily putting the kid first. So she's not a hero here. But Frank is definitely the villain. And his physical abuse of Barbara did escalate to the point where again she could have could have killed her, and she does eventually dump his ass in nineteen thirty five, and at this point when she leaves him, it seems like he's probably heading towards an early grave, right. He is increasingly you know, he's

not making money, he's not getting work. He's able to tour some he can do, but it's like not the way he had been living, and he can't, Like he hasn't been raining in his expenses. So he is broke, Like he's constantly going broke. He's gambling what he makes. And yeah, it looks like this is kind of the end, right And again, if this had been the end, we

wouldn't do it. Behind the bastards on this guy, because like he's a dick, he's an abusive husband, but like that's just not not really the bastard story yet, like's not me yea if we did an episode on every famous person who was like abusive to their spouse, Yeah, like that's just a different show. Not to minimize that, but it's a different show. We're getting to like the wild act of bastardury here, Like that's what's coming next. So it gets worse than this, folks, it gets a

lot worse. So a big part of why Frank had failed in Hollywood. You know, I said, it's not entirely clear to me why I forgot I had written this part because there is one really clear reason, which is that he's super anti Semitic. And the heads of most of the major Hollywood studios this point are Jewish guys, right, And it's the kind of thing if his movies had been runaway hits, they probably would have ignored that because

they do for other guys, right, because that's Hollywood. All do we all know about mel Gibson, right, But again, the fact that he's a famous anti semi and that his movies aren't doing great like is a big part of what destroys him in Hollywood. And it's very funny to be that there's a quote from one of his peers, Milt Joseph Berg, who is you know, a Jewish comedian, who said of him quote in a business known for its lack of bigotry, he was a bigot. This was

no secret, but widely known and well substantiated. Right, So he is just like that's a big part of like why he can't get shit working for him in Hollywood. And then the FDR years kickoff, right, and Frank starts getting increasingly political. He hates FDR. He calls him a communist. He starts going on these loud rants about the Jewish bankers that he believes are behind all of the country's problems and behind It's weird, like, so the Jewish bankers

caused the depression and also are behind FDR. Who's yeah, got pulled us out of it? What's going on? Anyway? He's losing his mind on alcohol here too, as his old famous friends increasingly step away from him because he is just he's made himself into a pariah. It's bad for your career to be associated with Frank. At this point, he finds a new friend with someone who understands him, father Charles Kaughlin. Now We've talked about this guy before

on the podcast. Coughlin is a Catholic priest with a far right radio show. Who is he is a fascist. He is a proto Nazi. He is one of the guys who's trying to get the US to go fascist, right. He's probably the most He is the fucking He's like Bill O'Reilly mixed with Tucker Carlson, you know, like he is super influential as a fascist media figure. Coughlin also believed that Jewish bankers were behind every evil in the country. He referred to the New Deal as the jew Deal,

and as a result, he and Frank get along famously. Yeah, like, oh yeah, it's a match made in heaven right here.

Speaker 3

Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2

Now you know who else gets along famously with Father Charles Coughlin. I probably shouldn't say that. Here's ads ah and we're back. I don't know why I make that like that like sound every day. I just you know, I'm vamping. It's the it's the post. You know, you just got yourself out of the ad. We just all diligently listened to the ads, bought the thing and now you're decompressing.

Speaker 3

Got to do it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, and now we're decompressing, and we're hearing about his friendship with Charles Coughlin, right, and just kind of his this is him, this is him spinning out right in the late thirties, Cliff nester Off writes, quote Face struggled in film and radio for the next ten years after his divorce from from Barbara. His appearances were spotty and mostly unsuccessful. He had made too many enemies and few

cared to help him out. Maurice Zolotow wrote that the self destructive pattern has hampered his career at various times. He has been a vaudeville MC nightclub, comic, radio star, in motion picture hero. Fay has been successful in all of these. He has also been a failure in all of these. Fay has been washed up more times than any other big time star, you know, And that's that's

kind of like the state of his career at this point. Yeah, for an idea of like what a famous dick this guy is at this point, I probably should have put this up earlier, but it's very funny people at a Hollywood start telling a joke. This is kind of like while he's still married to Barbara Stanwick, which Hollywood actor has the biggest prick and the answer is Barbara Stanwick, right, like that, that's how people are talking about him. Right,

his career is over. So by the start of the World War Two he is in particularly bad odor because you know, he's basically a Nazi and we're going to war with those people.

Speaker 1

Right.

Speaker 2

He is on the side of the America First yars who lived Charles Lindberg and Father Coughlin. So this is not nothing's it just seems like he's completely fucking doomed. But just as all seems lost and he is as washed up as washed up can get, in nineteen forty four he gets thrown a fucking life preserver, right, and it's thrown by the most esteemed director in Broadway history, Antoinette Perry, who is looking to put together the cast

for a new play, Harvey. Have you ever seen the movie Harvey with Jimmy Stewart.

Speaker 3

YEP, I have not.

Speaker 2

Actually it's a great film, holds on Weirdly enough, it was filmed in like the fifties. It's written before then, right, he's doing the stage version in the forties about like mental health. Like the plot is like the guy played by Jimmy Staff. Forget what his fucking name is the character, but the main character is this like rich kid. He's like the oldest son of like a wealthy family, and he sees a giant talking rabbit and he's constantly talking

with it. It follows him around. They're always at the bar drinking together. Elwood, by the way, Elwood, Ellwood, You're right, Elwood. El would doubt I think something like that. And his high society family and friends are trying trying to have him institutionalized, right, because he's clearly crazy, right, so they're trying to like get him in a mental asylum basically

for being crazy and seeing this rabbit. And weirdly enough, it still holds up as a good depiction of mental illness because like the message of it ultimately is that like, actually Elwood's fine, and like everyone just needs to understand that he's just different from other people.

Speaker 3

But he's happy.

Speaker 2

He's not hurting anybody, he's not in any danger. He just sees a rabbit and that's okay.

Speaker 3

You know.

Speaker 2

Like it's actually got like a really modern message about like neurodiversity, and just like like the Jimmy Stewart version of this movie holds the fuck up. It's a great fucking film. You should watch Harvey, and I mean he's fucking Jimmy Stewart, great actor, weirdly enough, great bomber pilot, retired as a general in the Air Force. Flew like fifty missions in World War Two. Jimmy Stewart, quite a life.

I'm surprised you didn't know that. I don't think I did, George Bailey, Jimmy Stewart during World War Two was a bomber pilot, flew missions over Western Europe, did the most dangerous job that existed in the American Army. Like he flew way more missions than he needed to.

Speaker 4

It's crazy, as you just said that, I must have asked the same question on a previous episode of Behind the Bastards, because that just flootered me with Deshavu.

Speaker 2

Yeah, weirdly enough, Jimmy Stewart, great actor. Killed thousands, like like literally killed thousands of people. Fun guy. Anyway, So this is before the Jimmy Stewart vers This is like the play. It starts off as a play. The screenplay actually wins a Pulitzer Prize, right, So this is a great screenplay and Antoinette Perry is casting the very first time this is going to be on Broadway, and she decides that not only is Frank Fay a good fit for the play, but she wants him to play the star.

He's going to be Elwood. Right, And this is a huge deal. I had said, Antoinette Perry is like the most famous director in Broadway history. Antoinette. The shortened version of Antoinette is Tony. The Tony Awards are named for this woman. That's that's who this is. Right. So if she decides this washed up anti Semite is who I want as my leading man, that's who's going to be her leading man, right. And she's very good at what

she does. You know, he's a piece of shit. I'm not happy that he gets this job that reinvigorates his career, but he's really good. Like he headlines eighteen hundred performances. That's like for years this show is on Broadway and then touring. It's a massive fucking hit and it makes him rich again, and it turns him into a star again.

And so by the very end of World War Two he has gotten a second chance stardom, like the kind of second chance that nobody gets when you are as down and out as he is, to wind up being the biggest name on Broadway again after a fall like that, it's nuts. Yeah, Now, what would you do if you were disgraced for being a massive bigot and an abusive spouse and went broke and had your career destroyed and

then suddenly become rich and famous again. You know, you'd think probably just kind of try to enjoy it, you know, rebuild your career, keep quiet, chill.

Speaker 3

Out, maybe learn something about yourself growth.

Speaker 2

You learn something a better person.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, of course that's what anyone would do.

Speaker 2

He takes a slightly different tactic. He understands now that he's famous again, he's got influence and prestige and people listen to him. He needs to speak up for the downtrodden, you know, the people that no one else is going to bat for, right, you know, the people that just have no one else looking out for them, that that

only he can really, you know, defend and protect. And obviously this is in nineteen forty five, yeah, forty six, there's no one who needs protecting more than Francisco Franco, the fascist dictator of Spain. Now Franco isn't in any real danger as World War two ends. Obviously he's fine. Anti communism immediately is how the US pivots. So he's

not no, no, it's common for Franco. But what makes Faye angry, what makes him want to speak out in defense of Francisco Franco, is that So the Union for Theater Workers for actors, and I think basically everybody who's working in the theater at this point is called Actors Equity. I don't think it's just actors. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but anyway, the SAG for theater workers, it may still be.

I don't know a lot about the theater. Whatever it is to actors Equity is the Union for Theater actors, right, And so a number of members of Actors Equity. This isn't an official Actors Equity thing, but a lot of people with Actors Equity. In late nineteen forty five held a rally to raise money for a group called Spanish Refugee Appeal. Now, the Spanish Civil War had ended long ago, right, Franco is well in charge, and what the refuge Appeal is?

Number one, they're raising money to support leftists and political dissidents who have had to flee Spain, and they are also begging publicly and trying to get other governments to pressure FRANCO to stop arresting, torturing and murdering leftists. Right, They're specifically a big part of it is they are attacking the Catholic Church and trying to shame them because the Catholic Church is actively hunting down and helping to murder leftists, right anarchists and the like, So they're unhappy

about that and trying to stop it. Nesterhoff writes, quote Fay was furious. He said their criticism was an attack on Catholicism as a whole. Fay demanded Actors Equity investigate each anti FRANCO member for Unamerican activity. The House Committee on American Activities acted on face suggestion, and the Actors were vetted. The New York Times reported that Fay held no brief against any member of Actors Equity for political beliefs. He resented, however, that EQUITY members should be party to

rallies that condemn religious groups. Equity president Bert Lyttel objected to the political investigation. Equity members have a wide latitude of interests and beliefs that they may practice and advocate as private citizens. Actors Equities stood by Brooks, Darling, Molina and Osato. Those are the people organizing this rally. Rather than expel them from his union, lytel cinsured Frank Fay

for conduct prejudicial to the association or its membership. So he gets Congress to investigate these people for trying to raise money for fucking refugees and beg Franco in the church to stop having people murdered. And it gets them fucking investigated, and to the credit of Actors Equity in the Union head they go after Frank and they're like, no, no, no, you're the one being it. They're allowed to do this

privately on their own. You are trying to destroy their Fuck you man, so this, you know, he gets in trouble over this, and it's a bad look, especially in nineteen forty five. But the fact that the Union refuses to back Frank's play doesn't mean no one supported him. There's a lot of right wing and fat just outright fascist Americans who have been kind of biting their tongues all of World War two and are really they're frustrated that we're allied with the USS are. They're frustrated that

we're fighting the fascists. You know, they're real bummed about all of this stuff. And by the end of the war, they've been having to keep quiet for so long that they just are filled to the brim with anger at

what side the US picked in this. There's also a lot of American francoists who love, you know, what Frank is saying about their favorite dictator who's still alive, and these guys start, fascists being the same in every era, immediately mass mailing death threats to Actors Equity and to the guys at Actors Equity, like to the people who had done this rally that Frank had called out right,

it's a very modern thing. This right wing celebrity starts complaining about a thing he doesn't like, and his fans start threatening to murder people on his behalf right, same as it ever was. Yeah, pretty standard standard stuff, right. One journalist at the time wrote, under the guys of being deeply pained over the comments about the Catholic Church. These organs of native fascism have been blowing the familiar

tunes in all their repulsive cacophony. They say, that the issue is religion, but they are no more concerned with religion than were their political masters. The cutthroats of Berlin consider Frank Fay himself the main attraction in the current whoopie do. His anti Semitism is well known, and his numerous brawls on that account are common gossip. Yeah, pretty good, Yeah, well written.

Speaker 4

Yeah, God, imagine imagine a contemporary Oh yeah, like journalist being that good.

Speaker 2

Yeah. Yeah, it's unfortunately are due. Yeah, so we can look back on this and say, obviously, like that's what's happening, right, Like obviously this is like a fair description of what he's doing. But like a lot of fascists, Frank was convinced that he was right and that the rest of

the world secretly agreed with him. So, drunk on his newfound fame and enraged with frustration at how World War Two it ended, he decided to hold a rally in January of nineteen forty six, celebrating fascism in all of its guises. Now that's a bold move in January nineteen forty six, But Frank had that special kind of brain damage that God only gives to men who get too famous for standing in front of a crowd and telling jokes. So he figured, there's no way this is going to

backfire on me. Right, my career collapsed once because I'm an abusive, bigoted asshole, But it won't happen again.

Speaker 3

How could it? It never does. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Now, if you're a fascist looking to hold a rally in New York City, there's only one group of assholes who suck hard enough to say yes, especially in January of nineteen forty six, and those assholes are Madison Square Garden. Yeah yeah, I mean also also, you know that's a tried and true place for a we Nazi rally.

Speaker 3

We love it there.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, no, this is this is this is this is completely yeah, God, please don't sue us again. Can we make that joke, Sophie? Are we allowed to?

Speaker 1

No?

Speaker 2

Maybe we'll bleep it. So Madison Square Garden agrees to host the event, which he calls the friends of Frank Fay. Let's talk about who those friends are, shall we. Organizing work is handled by the Ku Klux Klan and the American Nazi Party, which is nice to see their work in hand in hand, you know, yeah, like it's it's one of those it's been so bummed when they had their out. It's just good to see, you know, the two long term hooden hand hood in hand, right, this

is like some ship. This is like from that fucking Wolfenstein games. Yes, it's fucking crazy like the KKK and the American Nazi Party are like your stage hands and I handling like advertising and ship.

Speaker 3

Who's speaking? Who's speaking?

Speaker 2

Tell me? Oh, who's speak, Sophie. So many assholes.

Speaker 1

Now.

Speaker 2

I should note here that the last big Nazi rally in American history, right before World War Two, had been held by the German American boond in Madison Square Garden, you know, and involved a bunch of Nazis. Uh doing a big rally again. Madison Square Garden loves hosting Nazi events, or at least did back then. I'm sure everything's fine in the company now. Prominent speakers at this event included Nazi propagandist Laura Ingles and no, I want to be clear,

I'm not talking about Laura Ingles. Wild different person, but she's also very right wing, but she's not speaking at this event. They just have very similar names. Laura Ingles was an award winning female pilot. She's like one of the first like great female pilots. She is very groundbreaking

in that. And then she winds up serving two years in prison because she worked as an unpaid agent of the Nazi government while speaking at America First Gatherings and didn't disclose that she was a paid agent of a foreign power. That's what happens to her prior to this. So anyway, I should also know it as a fun fact because I was like, I just saw Laura Ingles because I'm reading like old contemporary news artiles like Laura Ingless,

is this the little aus on the Prairie? And so I like, I type into Google as I do sometimes, was Laura Ingles a Nazi? And obviously now when you Google, the first thing you get is their fucking AI summary. This is what the AI summary says. No, Laura Ingles, the aviator, not the author, was not a Nazi. However, she was a Nazi sympathizer. Was convicted of acting as a paid agent for Nazi Germany, And like, yeah, so why you're saying she's not she was paid for acting.

Speaker 3

She was.

Speaker 2

She went to prison for failing to register as an agent for the German government for speaking at Nazi rallies. We can't call her a Nazi, really, but you wont Gemini. But the AI said, so, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call her a Nazi.

Speaker 3

She's a Nazi.

Speaker 2

If you go to jail for advocating for the Nazi government secretly without like and taking their money, I'm sorry, I'm not.

Speaker 3

A Nazi's fucking Nazi.

Speaker 2

She's a fucking Nazi. These tech bros think this is the sum of the picle of intelligence. This is what's going to take us to the stars. Fucking AI bullshit.

Speaker 1

Now.

Speaker 2

Another guest at this event was KKK member Joseph Camp and of course Camps fell with a k uh. Camp, if you haven't heard of him, was one of the chief all authors of anti Semitic propaganda in the United States at this period of time.

Speaker 1

He is a.

Speaker 2

Massive, like Jewish World conspiracy author.

Speaker 3

Guy.

Speaker 2

There's a picture Sophie's going to show you from contemporary reporting on the event. Who introduces us to another guy at this event who happened to look just like Walt Like a lot of these guys look exactly like Walt Disney,

Like literally, this Walt Disney looking motherfucker. This pencil mustache like legit wild all Walt Disney looking motherfuckers and the caption from this I think this is from the Post article another friend of Faye John Geist, notorious anti Semite and distributor of Wrathskellar pamphlets back in the Yorktown Day. I like that friend quotes friendly. Yeah. Now, here's quite a lot of reporting wrath Skeller, you know what. I should have looked that up. Let's look that up right now.

Let's do it right now.

Speaker 4

I will say I forgot what punk venu is called the wrath Skeller, but I hope they're not.

Speaker 3

I hope it wasn't that kind of punk.

Speaker 2

Well, Wikipedia is telling me that it's a name for a kind of restaurant in German speaking countries. Uh oh oh, maybe it was that kind of punk bar. Yeah, maybe it is that guy that that Yeah, maybe it's just like a name for a beer garden. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's that's my guess, my best guess. Uh yikes, all right, yeah, cool, cool guy, most importantly cool.

Speaker 3

And moving on.

Speaker 2

So there's a lot of reporting left to read through from this event. You can find a lot of articles written about it at the time, and much of it is quite funny. The New York Daily News, who is pretty positive about this event, titles they're covering nineteen thousand Fay friends jam garden to cheer anti red speeches. First off, the actual numbers more like eleven thousand, and a lot of those are protesters who are there to like Jeer

and try to disrupt the event too. The Daily News was happy to carry water for Fay and included a segment in their review titled deny rac Bias. Doctor Emmanuel Josephson, who said he was of Jewish extraction, brought down the house with his attack on communism, labor unions, Karl Marx, Harold Lasky, the New Deal, the State Department, the OPA, and the more deadly of the Roosevelt species. So it's not anti semitic. They've got a Jewish guy. Great now.

The New York Post not my favorite publication today, but was a much better publication back then. Right, And their reporting on this is actually pretty good.

Speaker 3

Right.

Speaker 2

They are unsparing about how racist this was. Quote after praising Equity as the finest organization ever put together, Fay said, there is a certain little group coming into Equity, coming not through the stage door, but through the and hear his words slurred, and he may have said either south or back door. They have nothing to offer you but the bad breath of Marx. They put on some plays to capture your youth, and for God's sake, watch your children.

We didn't have that when we were kids, but we've got it now. A Post reporter later asked Faye what plays he was referring to, and he didn't and he had made the statement quoted. Later, coming upon the Post reporter again, he warned him to be careful about the quotation because his address had been recorded. It's very much much modered, like I didn't say that.

Speaker 3

What do you mean?

Speaker 2

I said that there are plays trying to reach out to w I didn't say that at all when we recorded it. So don't you dare lie to continue? As Fay went along, the clock silently slid past the one am mark, and spectators, by the score literally were sleeping

in their chairs. Mcnabo too, who's one of the other hosts, too, constantly reminded the audience that every word uttered at the meeting was being recorded, and that woewen libel suits so waited those newspapers that printed stories written with smear dripping pins. They don't see anybody, right like, because again all of the racism is there. This is just a horrible it's a Nazi rally. He holds a Nazi rally in nineteen

forty six, and this backfires in every way possible. Right, this does finally destroy his.

Speaker 1

Career, finally doesn't work again.

Speaker 2

No, he never works again. There are like one of the jokes, I forget exactly who says this, but it's another famous comedian who is like I saw him walking like holding his own hand down lover's lane. That's how lonely he is at the end of his life. He dies in Santa Monica in nineteen sixty one at the age of sixty nine and is ostensibly unloved or unwarned. Yeah, yeah, that he gets to live in a nice part of the world and longer, although not that long for hardcore

alcoholic it's not doing bad now. I read a lot of George Burns, who's a famous comedian, like talking about the Fay for this column, and Burns is a guy who talks a lot about like Fay's talents and what he was good at. But Burns also talks about like all the things that sucked about him, right, And so here's here in this episode, here's a quote from George Burns on Faye at late in life. Fay hated Jews,

but he was very religious. He used to eat at the Brown Derby and I used to watch just before his food came, I would sit down and start to mention people that are dead. I'd say Tom Fitzpatrick isn't with us anymore. He'd bless him and say a prayer. I'd mentioned five or six more people, and when his food got cold, I'd leave. And so that's that's how Burns gets some revenge on him, is he'll just like hang out whatever he's eating and like sit down and

talk about all the people who have died recently. So that because he knows he's got to like do a little just to ruin his meal. It's a kind of petty we should all seek to embody. But it's also like such a bizarre interaction because it's like, you hate this guy because he is an unreformed anti semi.

Speaker 3

Absolutely, you're still doing banter with him.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but you're doing to his day, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, I know. But but it's just like a thing where they still have the type of relationship where there's banter, right, I find that. I mean, listen, I guess, I guess we're just too polarized now.

Speaker 3

But it's very weird.

Speaker 4

It's been a minute since I've just had a little joke with a Nazi, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Well, and that's, you know, one of the many things we like about you, Andrew tu And that is my general best practices is don't don't joke around with the Nazis, don't socialize with Nazis, don't argue with Nazis, don't debate them. There are some things you should do to Nazis, but we can't talk about that on the podcast in the political climate.

Speaker 4

So yeah, nothing is being advocated.

Speaker 2

You know. Anyway, how do you feel about this guy coming in?

Speaker 4

Oh my god, I I it's this is this is interesting because it is like I mean, as I said in part one, it is like shocking to me because you know what it is is because I was born in a time, you know, like you, I think we're talking about this where we had come out of perceiving the stand up that the seventies, the like, you know, the Carlin's and Kaufman's of the world had kind of

left left our doorstep. Yeah, made stand Up seem to the extent that it was political, did not seem like like I guess what I mean is like to me from my perception, stand Up has taken a big right wing like turn in my lifetime. Yeah, and it is interesting to learn that this may simply be reverting to the mean.

Speaker 2

Well, like it's at least I think it's more accurate to say there have always been those kinds of guys in comedy because Milton Borough, we're talking about how a lot of people hated him, he was not personally super well loved, and you know, his career is destroyed in large part due to how much of a bigot he is.

But this has always been there, and it's always been like significant, Yeah, I think, yeah, right, I think what it is is that there has always been a sign an audience that craves this type of guy, and we see it now, this is this is the you know, well, there's honestly probably all of the top podcasts besides you have that audience. Not direly true, but it's not like

as far off as it would be. Nice if it were, right. Yeah, it's just like like there was a massive audience for I mean even just like speaking comedic terms, as we've talked a couple of times for punching down, Like there is a huge idea, but there's an appetite for it.

Speaker 4

Yeah, and although of course, you know, if you're really going to strike down, you want to you want to.

Speaker 3

Do an elbow down.

Speaker 2

I think, right people, right, people, punching is is not as efficient, no, no, no, and just you know, try to find someone shorter than you. That's always the easiest person to hit.

Speaker 3

Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I'm saying this constantly.

Speaker 3

But like like so, so I think that's it.

Speaker 4

It's just that that there's always been this audience and the perception that like comedy spoke truth to power, as it were, is like really just the fabrication.

Speaker 3

It's it's capable of, but it doesn't do it. You know.

Speaker 4

Inherently, comedy is more about just making fun of the people you hate. Sometimes those people deserve.

Speaker 2

It, Yeah, Frank Fae being a great example, righteah exactly.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, but yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, yes, fucking illuminating.

Speaker 2

Fucking illuminating and illuminated fucking wait no, it doesn't work anyway. Uh podcast, do you get anything to plug?

Speaker 4

Uh?

Speaker 3

You know, I do a podcast called Josi's Racist. We have a premium show that's.

Speaker 4

Much more fun called yoak when we live where we don't talk about racism. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I don't know, right, Yeah, it's I don't know.

Speaker 2

Ever killed anyboddy.

Speaker 3

Uh you know what not that I know?

Speaker 2

Okay, okay, I've never done it. We always asked that at the Enity episodes. Yea, we ask actually every single guest. We've just had to edit out all the other time we've done it because every other person who's guested on the show has has admitted to a murder. That's a fun behind the bastards fact, folks. Sometimes there's sometimes there's just a long pause, and even that's incriminating.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta be able to say no right away. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Absolutely. Anyway, Prosecutors, please arrest and prosecute all of our former guests for murder except for Andrew T. You know, innocent, Andrew innocent.

Speaker 3

Andrew T innocent.

Speaker 2

Yeah. Well, Sophie's not speaking up, so this must be okay for me to say anyway. That's about it. For us here today at Behind the Bastards. Ladies, gentlemen, them's, and other pronouns types of people. Go have a good weekend or have a bad weekend. It's pretty bad times right now. But I hope your weekend's good unless you're bad. No, Sophie, why why why? In the podcast, podcasts don't need to end. We can just keep going, we can keep vent.

Speaker 1

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