How To Insert Goat Balls Into Human Balls

dawn has not broken, Katie. How long have you been awake? Minutes? Minutes? Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's the the the horrible hour of twelve thirty four pm. Yes, well, welcome to behind for many hours, behind the back. Cody, how are you doing on this again? Ungodly morning? This this, this hour so early that roosters can't even crow because the sun would be like, don't crow yet, rooster, it's not time for you. It's not time. They're like, I still got

that morning flegm stuff going on. It's hot as fun, and it's still so early. It is hot. It is hot. It is hot, just like my co hosts today. I guess I already introduced, but I wanted to another introduction. We are both hot Cody's got his ice packed to his face, holding an ice back to his body because his air conditioning is broken. Um, how are how are you both doing today? Oh? You know, just here? I am here, you're here, I've done stuff. I got a

question for you both. Yeah, we finished our Been Shapiro episodes while back. I've been lost without them. Yeah. Do you both feel like there's annawing emptiness in the center of your soul, a pit that cannot be filled? I mean yeah, but I didn't make the connection between that

and Ben Shapiro until right now. So just like a general sense, Yeah, just a general sense that like the center of your being has been hollowed out by some sort of earth mover, leaving you, leaving you like a like a like a like a bag of flesh without without um, without meat inside, beatless, a meatless bag of human um, just just screeching into the night. Bret wishing, wishing he were still there, but he's not been won't give him back to us because we didn't appreciate him enough.

I didn't. Every night I mumble take a bullet for you, babe, over and over and over again. I know you also text that to our group chat getting disturbing. Yeah, don't take a bullet called love. So I don't know what language love language. I am well informed Cody that love is a battlefield, so you might be a chance. Um, so we need another book, and I was thinking, maybe

let's try something a little bit different. We may have to go through a couple of things, but there were there were a handful of different throne I'm just gonna read Game of Thrones to you, motherfucker's are we ever going to get that last book? Do you think? Well? I absolutely not know what a disappointment. I mean as as an author who has written a fiction book. Were I to get hundreds of millions of dollars and buy

a lighthouse, I would probably stop producing fiction. Also, like they nailed it in the show, So why even bother? Why why mess with perfection? Right? The power the power of stories, you see, is the true meaning of the Game of Thrones, thinks sarcastic, because I don't think he believes a word of what he said. No, it's terrible.

And maybe having one of the main characters practically practically look at the camera and go truly the writers of the stories that they really arose, maybe a terrible idea. I forgot that that happened. So I'm going to turn into just a Game of Thrones podcast. Well, I just reached up and grabbed a book from my bookshelf, and this is a special book. Um, you can hear it. I'm doing the cinema verity thing. I want you to hear me open this taking it out a very nice

plastic raft package. And I'm pulled up the really nice business card that the person who sent it gave me. Because this was sent to me by well, I don't know if I should read his name. I'll just give his first name, a guy named Well. I don't want to do that, he said to me by a Rare books dealer who was a fan of the show. Uh.

And I have your business card in front of me. Friend, I'm not going to read it because I don't know if you would want me to read your name out on the air to a couple hundred going no, no read. I want you to know that I apprear Well, I'll say it's Ellipsus Rare Books. Um. So this wonderful person at Ellipsis Rare Books sent me a lovely card, um, and a really nice letter and a copy of Can you guys see what the cover says? No, the goat

gland land transplantation, Oh, the goat land and transant. So once upon a time, friends, there was a man named John R. Brinkley, And we've done a two parter on John R. Brinkley for Behind the Bastards. And I'm happy that you're both kind of coming in cold to this because Brinkley is an odd fellow, and we talked about

his whole life in the show. John R. Brinkley was a fake doctor who believed that if you surgically inserted goat testicles into the testicles of human beings, it would make them sexual dynamos a wide variety of health benefits. I think, okay, I'm sorry, I'm not a scientist. Oh no, no, no, I don't think that's a very strong hypothesis, and I don't think it warrants an experiment to test this out. Well, he did more than an experiment. He was one of

the most popular doctors in the country. He operated clinics and multiple states. He inserted goat glands that's what he called testicles, his glands, into thousands upon thousands of human beings, um a lot of people died and got horrific infections. He was eventually stripped of his medical license, but he used the money that he made he was in prison or no, no, of course not no. Yeah he I mean he he ran for governor of Kansas, UM and uh he didn't he didn't quite get it. He ran

for office a couple of times and eventually fled to Mexico. UM. But he had He operated in in the US, in the south of like Texas a massive or sorry, and in Mexico a massive like radio station, like the most powerful one in the world. And he became a country music pioneer UM and helped to because of the people he put on his show create like the modern concept of country music. So he is a man who surgically inserted testicles into thousands of people, leading to unspeakable suffering

and death, and also helped create country music. A true jack of all trades. Yeah, well to to trades. Well, he's a fascinating and plenty of trades. This is a book by Sydney B. Flower called The Guide to Go the Goat trans The Goat Gland Transplantation. UM. And I don't know who Sydney B. Flower is, but he must be related to h Yeah, because there's a picture of

John R. Brinkley right in the center here. So this is one of the books that Dr Brinkley's you know, like I said, he had offices multiple states, he had a massive enterprise. This is one of the things that he put out, and we're going to give it a read on the air and we'll see it's not a huge book. Maybe this has the legs from multiple episodes.

Maybe this is just something we talked about today. But we're going to talk about goat gland transplantation today and I hope you all enjoy coming in cold to this wonderful story of a man who put another animals testicles inside human beings more than once, a lot of times, coding a shocking number of times people one would be shocking. But yeah, yes, people absolutely, people died. Yes, I just wanted to make sure you know how if you get like a cut and you rub dirt in it, the

cut will get infected. We'll imagine that cut is your genitalia and the dirt is another animal's genitalia that are just being crudely shoved in there by a guy who's mostly into running a radio station. Yeah, Okay, it doesn't work great, is what I'm saying. I'll see you guys later. I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to bed. Yeah. So

this is as the intro period. So there's We've got us a picture of John Brinkley, which is the same picture of Dr Brinkley that's in his Wikipedia page, So it must be the one that he considered his best photo, which is not a good photograph, like not not at all. He looks like ship in this picture. He's toeheaded. I think is the fair way to describe him his head. His head looks like a toe So I okay, but I think toeheaded is an actual phrase for somebody that's

like blonde. Oh well, I think it's a phrase for someone whose head looks like a thumbheaded. Thumbheaded, you could be a thumb. Yeah. His whole body looks like a knuckle. So the the title page informs us that this is number five and the One Best Way series of New thought books. The Goat Gland Transplantation as originated and successfully performed by J. R. Brinkley, m D. Of Milford, Kansas, USA, and over six operations upon men and women set up

an electrotyped May nine. So this is this is you know, three years after World War One ended. People are are looking for good news, and Dr Brinkley is offering them the good news that they can get another animal's testicle shoved inside of them. Author's preface, What, Katie, that's good news. Congratulations you have been selected. Yeah, yeah, imagine if that was what they called you about instead of your car's extended warranty. We have exciting news about the kinds of

testicles we can put inside of you. You're eligible for an upgrade. Author's preface. Though dealing exactly with a surgical subject, this book is a layman's word to layman. It is an attempt to say to the general public a few things about this amazing work of Dr J. R. Brinkley of Milford, Kansas, which he is debarred from saying for

himself off in this simple form. He has under consideration a book of his own covering the subject of goat gland transplantation, his experiment successes, failures, theories and conclusions, which will probably be issued in the winter of nine. So basically, he's got a big book for doctors coming out. But we this is a book for you, the little guy. This is a book for the common man to understand all of the complexities about having another animal's glance shoved

into your body. So that's that's that's that's how this is being built. Okay, um oh god, okay, Yeah. Some attention is paid to the pioneer work of Dr Frank Lindstone of Chicago and the transplanting of human glands into human beings, but rather by way of emphasizing the fact that Dr Brinkley, with the choice of human, monkey, goat or sheep glands before him, chose the goat glands in preference to any other in his for his field of experiment and operation, and has never for a moment regretted

his choice or seen any reason to alter it. Never for a moment. Don't even have your choice of glands human, monkey, goat, sheep. Uh So, without any wish to enter upon a controversy, the author is impelled to take some notice of the statement of Dr Serge Voronoff of Paris, who, during his recent visit to the United States announced that he pinned his faith almost exclusively to the glands of the anthropoid apes as most suitable for transplantation into human beings, while

he lamented the natural scarcity of obtainable material. Dr Vronov is credited with having performed over a hundred twenty of transplantations upon rams, but none whatsoever of goat glands upon human beings, and not more than two or three if simium glands upon human beings. His statement, therefore, if that successful transplantation of the glands of the goat into a human being is impossible and cannot succeed, is empirical and entirely unsupported by any experience of his own in the matter.

So they're defending Dr Brinkley. This other doctor who's putting ape testicles and people, is like, you can't put goat balls and people. That's just not gonna work. But first off the bat, we have to argue against that guy because Dr Brinkley, as were informed by the book, has done this more than six hundred times successfully. So we

go through this introduction. It is a fact beyond all gainsaying that Dr Brinkley's operation has in truth cheated old age of its toil in very many cases of both sexes, and the improvement or rejuvenation effects both the minds and bodies of those treated by this method, and this rejuvenation is lasting to the extent of the doctor's observation, it is presuming to say that it is a permanent improvement.

Upon that point, no one has any right to offer an opinion, because there are no facts upon which to found it. But Dr Brinkley's earliest cases, operated upon three years ago up to the present time, have shown no dimutation whatsoever in the in the effects secured. Neither the women nor the men have lost any particle of their increased vitality during this lapse of time. Who can say

how long the good effects will continue. Dr Brinkley's opinion is that the improvement will run for possibly fifteen years, at the end of which time he expects to re operate upon any cases that show us slowing down in the life price. Yes, Katie, you have questions about this. This is absurd. Wait, so, how many people had a successful transplant and then went on to like have He's saying six hundred men and women experienced an increase in

vitality after having these got testical stuff tend them. I'd like to see that data. Well, I mean, I bet by the end of this book I'll be able to perform this surgery Cody, Europe. Okay, so this is no poets dream, but the stern reality of a young surgeon's work in hospital, extending over three memorable years of achievement in a virgin field. Dr Brinkley has worked out his problem alone, save for the devoted aid of his wife,

who is also a licensed physician. He is today a poor man and expects to remain so because he has refused every alluring offer made him. Looking to the establishment of this goat bland operation as a commercial proposition on a big scale. He is governed by his ethical vows and retains his independence, but the world would call him a fool for not turning his discovery to his greatest

pecuniary been a profit. Since he prefers to remain true to his ideals in this matter, it is for us at least to be thankful and accord him the recognition to which the scientist is entitled who puts his work above his profits. Okay, so what I'm getting from this is that everyone's like, you're no, dude, We're not you

got a profit? And then this is like some fanboy writing the book saying, yeah, I mean, this is a guy Dr Brinkley hired, and he wants to make it clear that Dr Brinkley isn't getting rich, although he absolutely was getting rich. He made millions of dollars before he died penniless as a result of all of the malpractice allegations against him. Um, but yeah, yeah, so he's he's a hero. Hero, he's a hero. We are not so Chapter one, Dr Brinkley's theory, um theory? Yeah, yeah? Are

you are you? Are you excited to hear the theory? It's I bet it's sound. I am so excited. Yeah. It has been a long quest and in the main fruitless. Though it might be said in fairness that Brown c. Card's method of using the express testicular juice is medicine by mouth or injection for the renewal of youth was probably the true parent of the present method familiar method of using the extracts of various glands or the pulverized substance of the glands themselves. What Yeah, apparently so this

was a thing back in the day. Um, and I had not heard that they had just expressed testicle juice and given it to people. But I guess that's how this started. Start out um light. You just juice the balls and give it to somebody, which sounds like you're just drinking. Come right, is that I actually think? And they're just grinding up the entire testicle. You pulverize it, right, Yeah, you pulverize the balls. You've got to pulverize the balls. Uh,

and then and then drink the ball juice. Um Jesus Christ, genius is synthetic, a lip and sudden but always clear ensure. Dr Brinkley began with a theory, and by no means a new theory. From the theory he deduced rapidly enacted. The results of the acts proved the truth of the theory. That theory has been variously stated, in his most familiar form being quote in all living forms, the basis of

all energy is sex energy. That's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean this is like tight into all this weird stuff they believed about come back in the old day, Like if it's right, yeah yeah yeah. If you ejaculate, you're losing vitality, So you never want to come unless you have to, because it's going to make you weaker. It's like proud boy stuff. Last I checked in he hadn't come in like four years. That's horrible. That's also someone that is probably not a super safe person. I

would guess not because of the come. Well, no, that's up that life energy was doing any good. But that's like a proud boy thing, the no fat stuff. Like That's one of the things that's so funny about it is that they're like specifically going back to things that like this dude's like this believed in nineteen twenty, like that if you, if you, if you don't come, you you retain all of that energy to be more powerful. Uh.

And and that's I think in general. If you're the kind of person who's like, well, I'm just going to save up all of my come so that I can keep all of the power inside myself, you might be kind of unhinged. I'm going to save all of my comps so I can make one super baby, one gigantic big It's gonna be the biggest baby in the world. Yeah. Uh. Looking for the facts to confirm or disprove this assertion.

All investigators have been faced with similar phenomena, such as when the male foul is sterilized in order that he may grow big and fat for the market for the market. Later he loses his cocks plumage and gains and weight the psychic domain, the changes are still moll marked. The capon is a coward, shutting the contest for supremacy. He does not forage for the hens, inviting them to feed upon what he has found, but looks after himself first

and last. He is lazy, fuggett, thuggish and selfish. Oh boys, So yeah, this is like some Jordan Peterson stuff, being like, well, when you when you geld an animal, it becomes uh, it changes its behavior and it becomes like lethargic and less aggressive. And so clearly if you come as a human man, you will also become weak. Yeah, your energy has gone your your energy given. This is a it's

a it's less Jordan Peterson, it's more certain of its right. Yeah, there's literally has I feel like he's literally like written stuff about that. Yeah. Actually this next paragraph might be a Mike Cernovich paragraph. He may have just stolen this. When men are castrated, as in the East, in youth, when they are prized as custodians of the Harem, they are fat, unusually larger frame, but short lived. The growth of hair on the head is often scant. On the

face and body it is altogether missing. The voice is high, partaking of a trouble quality. When through surgical operations or accident, it happens that a man is deprived of the testicular glands in youth, early manhood, or even middle age, the same changes follow, as in the case of the eunuch. The hair on the face and body disappears, the voice changes from deep to high tone, and mentally the man develops inertia and cowardice. Yeah. I mean, I for one thing,

I'm fairly certain that eunuchs were renowned to live longer. Yeah, this is the all seems really based in facts, Roberts. So I don't call it's called science. I don't know what you want. Yeah, and if I'm if I'm remembering from Game of Thrones, they can still be very aggressive. Um, that's right, that's the whole point. Yeah, Varius lived through all of it, so thank I think be unsullied though, And they are still they were like they were only

do what Batman can't. Yeah, they definitely mm hmm, very cute they were. But not, according to John Brinkley, when women have for any reason had their over years removed by surgical operation. Marked changes follow, which very much in detail but carry certain general similarities. The face and body age rapidly in appearance, and there is a slowing up of functions of the organs and with a tendency to masculinity and tastes, behavior and feelings. I hate this guy

in any notes. Just fucking a man of science. All right, I'm just I go where the facts are. You are, Follow the facts, Follow the facts. So, speaking of the facts, Cody, Katie, you want to know a fact that I have that I've got for you right now? This is a fact, is it about to be? It's about the products and services that support this podcast. Yeah, we got to do that. Yeah, we gotta do that. So just the facts, people, And the fact is it's time for you to motherfucking listen

to ads. We're back. Oh my gosh, I love a good I love I love an AD. I for one plan to get all of the good gland transplants advertised on this show. Yeah, absolutely absolutely use those promo codes. How about? It is important always that you realize that though we may seem to stress the physical improvement in

human beings brought about by this gland transplantation. The more important change of the two is the mental and Dr Brinkley's theory that all caps now all energy is sex energy means exactly that the powerful brain, equally with the beautiful face, owes its strength and vigor exactly to the right functioning of the sex glands. We must not be accused here of running to extravagance. It is not stated that all human brains are of equal power or can

be developed equal power. It has stated that all human brains of unusual power are brains that are well nourished by the testicular secretions. And it is implied, with full understanding of what the statement leads to, that if for any reason there is an interference with this sex gland activity, the unusual brain will cease in a short time to be unusual in its power, grasp, and faculty of clear continuous thought. There are so many phrases in that sentence

that I went, what you got notes on this, Katie? No, I don't. I don't have notes. I couldn't keep up with them. Um, but I just don't like this guy. There was something about sexual secretions. What was oh? Yeah, here again, that that if you have an unusual brain. And that means like in a in a positive sense, like a brain of unusual quality. It's because your texticles are bathing your brain and secretions. Yep, that was the first one that I reacted to. I did not know that.

That's why men are naturally smarter than women, I think is what the book is said, because women don't have testicular secretions to coat the brain. And here I was beating myself up for being so dumb, and now I know the reason why. Um, I do think all energy is sex energy is catchy phrase. Yeah, it's a catchy phrase. You can see why it works. It sounds like something a dude. It sounds like something like a tantric sex guru would say, and go to a tourist in order

to get here to Um. Maybe some like Edgy sports Drinks uses it as their like. Again, if there was like a red Bull style beverage that said all energy is sex energy on the can and that was just the name of the drink, I would never drink anything else that would be this would be this is this is something we should do. Yeah, and maybe maybe we throw it on a shirt. Yeah, all energy is sex energy. We could just be a picture of the three of us being pals given the thumbs up, and then all

energy is sex energy in big block letters. Hopefully make it. But that has to be a worst year ever merged. Yeah, let's do it. It was. I mean, it's just true. It is true, all energy in caps right here on page fourteen of this ridiculous little book. Uh you know what this guy's scientific field is called science alchemy. That's going to do for us today. Uh So you see how amazing and far reaching is the application of this apparently simple theory that sex energy is the basis of

all human energy. It is, after all, only another way of saying that all things proceed from a common source, that life is one, that mind and body derived from the same source. That energy is so much an integral of matter that, in the final analysis, matter is only static energy, since the atom is made of molecules and molecules of electrons and electrons of electricity or energy. And saying therefore that sex energy is the basics of all human energy, we may quite possibly be trending towards a

solution of the world old question of what life itself is. Someday, without a doubt, we shall surprise this secret at its source. At present, we are fortunate to have discovered, through Dr Brinkley's careful proving of his theory, that human energy, no matter it's manifestation to be physical or mental, has a common basis of supply, the sex glands, and that their activity determines a brilliant mentality or a dull brain. Oh my god. Um, so this is the secret to the

source of all life. It all starts with testicles. Everything. In the beginning of time, there was just a pair of balls lying on the earth that got hit by lightning. Fish. Yeah, it's just basic. You learn in Sunday school. You learn that in Sunday school. Next we have a page picture of Dr Brinkley and his wife, and he does look like a man who is bursting with sex energy. Like his his brain is just dripping in secretions. They aren't touching. If you were to touch Dr Brinkley, you would exp

blow it out of lust. So yeah, it would be a full body come which is a real can be a real problem, especially since people only had like one set of clothing. Back then, chapter two The Practice Men, Dr Brinkley began his experiments in gland transplanting upon animals in the year nineteen eleven, three years before the European War,

using goats, sheep, and guinea pigs as his subjects. He ran beyond the limits of his resources in this experimental work on animals, which was interrupted by his enlistment in the army. Data Da okay, So yeah, we're talking about his history here. Let's move on to how you shoved testicles into people. Later we will dwell a little more on some of his results. It is worthy of note in passing that his first experiment upon a human being

was an unqualified success. He transplanted the goat glands into a farmer who was forty six years of age, happily married but childless, and one year after the transplantation at child was born, who was christened Billy in honor of the circumstances. Uh yeah, yeah, that's good stuff. Um yeah he how did he sell Billy? B I l O y. So it goes on to note, which is something we talked about in our episodes. Yeah, Billy, you know, Billy, your mother and I couldn't make you because my sperm

was too weak. But then a doctor put in animal's balls and me and now here you are, Billy. At some point they told him that, Like, why am I called Billy well Son got around? Um? So yeah. It goes on to note that Dr Dr Brinkley prefers the Toggenberg breed of Swiss goat because it has the best testicles. Um he has picked. Yeah, he picks it because it doesn't smell like other goat testicles. Um. And because he doesn't want human beings to smell like goatballs, So he

picked the goat that smells least, that's most least like balls. Um. So there you go. Wait, what years were these when this is written right there right there? That heyday you could do anything back then, you really could. God, I wish I wish i'd i'd come of age. Then I would have made so much money, you guys, I'd have been shoving things into people like we may have been there. I might have been John Brinkley. You're right. I mean there is a world. Because I love cutting things and

I love being on the radio. So I do feel like I would have done the same things he did, more or less. Um. This is a side note, but a psidechic once told me that in the past life, I was a dolphin, and um, I should cut this, cut this, cut this, everybody, We'll get mad at me. I whenever I've mentioned anything hooky, bookie that I do for fun, people, people get mad at me. So cut it,

get so angry. Believe it's true. They got angry at me like a bunch of people because I said that we should have have bullies go around and beat up Bill Gates when he was a child, so he didn't have a monster. Dare you said I was endorsing bullying? Um, well, I feel like Bill Gates probably was heavily bullied, and he was heavily if people like you know, not every jokes.

But it's interesting to me that when I talk about, say, hallowing out the center of the United States to make it a gigantic child prison and then shooting children with darts from the air when they turn eighteen and forcing them to work as accountance in San Bernardino, that I mean, I guess it's because more people experienced bullying than we're hunted by with a dults didn't turn into that, right. My response is yeah, and most people don't like kids.

What was yours coodye Oh? I was just saying, also, like both people that were bullied didn't turn out to be monster. Yeah they did. Like I I was bullied a lot. That's why I made the joke. Anyway, Uh, it's you can't, you shouldn't. You can't say anything on the internet, Katie, without some group of people getting angry. But definitely the thing that makes the most people angriest is talking about like psychics or whatever. That's just people go out of their goddamn minds. Uh, Katie, I believe

you were a dolphins. I have. It's what you know. It's either you believe in things, uh that that that that you can't prove, or you don't believe in things that you can't prove. And to me, all things that you can't prove are the same like Christianity, Islam, dolphins, like all all in the same spectrum. Like yeah, whatever, Like like I don't know about psychics, but I would like to believe in past lives. But I think that that's more comforting to me than the thought of God.

But anyway, this is that conversation. I mean, it's one of those things I tend to fall more in line with, like the with like the scientific side of things, but also I remember stories like the tale of doctor John Brakley, who was at one point a respected doctor who convinced a lot of people that the science said that all energy came from testicular secretions. So you should shove this

goatballs inside. What do you guys want if anything from this captain the episode, all of it, every bit of its Sophie, Katie, I don't know every inch of it. Let me think about it, okay, anyway, whatever, it's just remember when you think about whether or not you know science is the thing that you should put all of your faith in that A lot of people used to

think that this was science. Uh, And maybe the only thing that you should trust is a hearty machette in your hands and a set of goatballs hanging underneath your regular balls. That's all you can really trust inside your regular inside. Maybe that's where he read wrong. Maybe if you had them, because your testicles are outside of your body, maybe the goat testicles also needed to be outside of

your right right. I feel like he's he's forcing um, I guess, you know, testicles into testicles, which is not you know, it's not a phrase, but not at all phrase because no one else but this man would do that. It's not not a company. No, you'd hear that phrase and be like, wait what what? Yeah, you try to park your car into a garage. This two smells like it's like shoving two sets of testicles. Yeah, it is like that. Why did you say that? I agree, and I'm gonna go now and I'm not gonna come back.

Um yeah, I feel like maybe it's just like getting the ghost testicles, like a near testicles or something like that. Like yeah, like um like like like some sort of I don't know, religious fetish, like you wear them around your neck or something to make you more of your ryle exactly like rabbit's foot, Like a rabbit's foot, it's testicle just around your neck, exactly perfect. You guys want to hear about his method of transplanting the glands into a man. I actually don't. Okay, I'm going to hear

it anyway, Cody, you can't stop this. It's happening to you. His method of transplanting the glands and to a man is by making two incisions in the man's scrotum under simple local anesthesia, a practice a practically painless operation. From this point, practically painless God, but from this point on doesn't kill you. It's fairly deadly. Uh. No two cases are exactly alike, and Dr Brinkley performs no two operations

exactly alike. This is the reason he explains why, with the best will in the world to teach his fellow practitioners what to do and how to do it, he is nevertheless unable to state in writing exactly what treatment to use to cover all cases. That's good science right there. It cannot be taught by correspondence and simple, though it sounds to hear it, it cannot be learned by attendance at a few clinics. It is delicate in this sense that it is not rightly performed in the individual case.

The glands will slough. That means loss of time, loss of temper, and the waste of a perfectly good pair of young goat glands lost, the pair of glands rotting away in your testicles. Damn, oh my god. Uh, I really should have meted you now. Cody is um clutching his ice pack like a Teddy bear, like a pair of animals testicles giving him the reality and strength you hold close to your heart. It's called energy. Okay, we all have it. All energy is ice energy, which is

just frozen sex energy. Look what color is ice? White? What color is testical secretions? Also kind of a white ish color. So there you are. That's why Antarctica is the sexiest continent, although not for much longer. Another very important thing, which his experiments of tadd Dr Brinkley, is this, The glands, on being removed from the goat, must be immediately placed an assault solution warmed to blood heat, and

they must be used on the human being. All caps now within twenty minutes from the time they are taken from the goat. You can't refrigerate them. So how do you do this? You cut open the person, you let them sit, You get the goat balls, You get them goat balls. I mean maybe you cut the goatballs off. It looks like I mean, I'm gonna guess a guy like Dr Brinkley you can make that first decision in

your balls and under twenty minutes. All these jokes and stuff, and like the horror of having duped people into doing this, but this is animal cruelty. Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, this is for share, animal cruelty. Unbelievable what he did. Yes, he's a monster absolutely, um. But man, it's it's it's it's pretty wacky. Um. So the more quickly after removal they are used, the more likely they are to take hold and grow. Don't don't think that if it happened,

I don't know what I know about science. Pardon the phrase. I don't know if that's going to bear any fruit. Yeah, I mean you can use pig hearts, right, people can have pig hearts, so why not have except for the of course, I think with a pig art, you're like, if I understand the surgery kind of like weaving it in like wear a normal heart would so that like it blood flows through it and stuff, and he's just kind of jamming testing. I cannot believe that someone conceived

a child after this, let you know live. I mean, I think his wife may have just fux dr Brinkley. Yeah, maybe it was like that was his ploy. It's like, I did you get it for a paternity test? Onto billy goat? Oh they didn't have those back then. All they had was yet looks like a baby, that's gotta be a goat baby. Look at at all the kids and it's growing up. Yeah, I mean the baffling thing is maybe because of the weirdness of the time. The kids are like, I wish I had been born from

a goat's testicles. I've just got my dad's regular Come. Yeah, you're right that now. In in his men cases, he sometimes uses one gland, sometimes two, Sometimes the whole gland just as it came from the young goat, sometimes a part of the gland only, but he leans to the opinion that the gland of the three weeks old goat gives the best results of used entire without trimming. Sometimes he lays the gland upon the outside of the human testes,

connecting part with part. Sometimes he opens the testes by incision and lays the goat gland within the cleft. Very often they're adhesions which must be broken down before the gland canfunction rightly. Very often they're unsuspected hydro cells forming cysts in the testicular mass which must be cut out, or there may be various cell requiring attention. The patient suffers very slight and convenience. The local anesthetic is enough to dull the pain even of this raking down of

the adhesion so that it is at it's worse. No more than the pain of a toothache and less a very brief. While many of the patients converse with the doctor while the operation is proceeding, the pain is negligible. The doctor proceeds according to the condition to age, et cetera of his patient. He may litigate, that is to say, tie off the tubes that connect with one test these or the other or both. Oh my god. Um, so

he does all sorts of weird shit. I have my camera off because of the Internet, and you guys can't tell how anxious that just made me listening to all of this stuff. Sorry, that was my big reaction right now. Well, Katie, I've got something good for you. The glowing letters on file off the doctor's office attest to this, this being the success of the treatment. Here, for instance, is a letter from a man eighty one years of age who says,

I feel like a boy am eighteen. This is something I have not known for more than forty is the god glans have certainly done the work for me, but I wish doctor you would fix it so that I could complete the sexual act. Wait wait a second, what pardon me? Wait? Did he just admit that he couldn't complete the sexual act. Oh, okay, it goes on to explain it. Don't worry. This completion of the sexual act is exactly the thing that is to be avoided in the case of these old men. All animal energy is

sex energy. The conversion of this is that sex energy. The conversion of this sex energy into other forms of energy, physical and mental is the aim. And this aim would be frustrated if these old men were given the full power to do as they pleased with their new found youthful vigor. You cannot always trust them. That is the purpose of the litigating of both sides, to making the

making the making the emission of the semen impossible. The life force, then, having no other outlet, can do nothing but reinvigorate the entire system by pouring its precious fluids into they're blocking you up. He's giving us when old people come in, he gives them the sectomies. Yeah, and he shoves a goat testicle in there too, because you can't let it come. You can't always trust them. Did he mean the old person or the or the old person?

You can't trust the old person. Not because they're gonna be so They're gonna have so much new horny energy. You can't trust them not to fox, so you have to stop them from being able to come. Um boy, this is thrilling. I I feel like I have to point out that it is time for another ad. If you want, Yeah, you know what else will tie off your vast deference and make it incapable of ejaculation. That has not tying off the vast deference works. But yes,

these ads. Listen to these ads and you will never come again. That's that's the behind the bastards guarantee. We're back and we're learning more about when Dr Brinkley is going to let you come. I mean, we hope soon. Right. Suppose now the cases of a man of fifty who is physically run down, married and anxious to be the father of a child. In such a case, if the man is physically sound, Dr Brinkley will do one of

two things. After the transplantation of the new glands. He will either litigate legate one side permanently and allow one testicle to carry on the work of rejuvenation while the other can be used for procreation. Or he will ligate both sides and say to the man, I am tying off both testes because you will need to rebuild for at least one year before you should think of becoming a father. But I am ligating with linen thread, which

does not dissolve. And if you come back to me in one year from now, I will remove the ligatures one or both and you will then be able to procreate. This is reasonable and wise talk, and the man makes no objection. When the year of probation, as you might call it, has expired, the man returns to the hospital, the ligature is removed, and he goes home in a couple of days. These things are not fairy tales, but

solid facts, amazing as they sound to you. There are five goat gland babies today among Dr Brinkley's patients that he knows of, four boys and one girl. There are probably many of who, more of whom he has heard nothing for. Patients have a way of moving out of touch after a while. That's conscience. Why do they? Where do they go? Why don't they want to talk to the doctor? Yeah any more, your goatball doctor, come on in touch. She did. This is a good job. Mhm man.

They are really admitting a lot of bad stuff in here. Yeah, they definitely didn't see it. I don't know. Yeah, they don't. Yeah. Chapter three, The Practice Women. So we got a lot of good information in this one. This is this one's for the ladies. So if you can we get a little bit of a little bit of mood music here, like some smooth some smooth jazz or something for the ladies. Okay, Well, Brinkley's Hospital, Okay, I'm gonna say it every episode from

now on. At Dr Brinkley's Hospital, a beautifully appointed private residence. It is a comfort to women patients to have the doctor's wife her self, a competent physicians surgeon, if necessary at hand. During the actual operation, Mrs Brinkley administers the local anesthetic or the general anesthetic, if that is what's called for, as it sometimes is well. The bulk of the operations performed on both men and women are gland transplantations.

A diseased condition of tubes and ovaries has sometimes made a laporotomy necessary, and many major operations have been successfully performed in the white enameled operating room. At such times, a woman clings to the presence of a woman and Ms Mrs Brinkley's kind of pleasant manner is usually sufficient to banish all nervousness. In ordinary cases of gland transplantation into women, where the patient is in good physical condition with no disease of the organs, the operation is as

simple as in the case of the man. The speculum discloses the condition of the condition of the vagina, and the insertion of the new ovary is into the mucous membrane of the vagina, leaving the goat ovary about four inches distant from the woman's God, that's basically normal. Uh, sorry, that's that's the only response I can have that this. Yeah, you got a jama goat over eat four inches away from your regular ovaries, and then you're going to go.

The only incision made is a small one. So it's just a small one, one inch long and pain lists under lovers, Where is the incision inside your vagina? Oh? Painless? Yeah, just a painless inch long cut inside your vagina to allow the insertion of another animal's ovary. Sometimes one ovaries implanted, sometimes too. Invariably, the new ovaries trimmed to a reduction in size. Invariably, it is implanted within twenty minutes of its removal from the nanny goat. What three one of

three one of four. That's too much vitality, Cody. No woman can handle that much vitality, Jesus Christ. Do not unless you try, you want them to explode from sheer nanny goat energy. I have to think that Jordan Peterson absolutely has read this. This does scream of all of those This is the entirety of Jordan peterson education. You know. This is some real god bullshit complex stuff like Oh, we're gonna anyway, go ahead, cut that I'm rambling, Sophie. No, no, no, Katie, no,

you're not. And we're about to get the answer to a question that you had you had posed earlier. So this is this is good um. Unfortunately for the goat, the removal of her ovaries usually costs her her life. She mopes for a few days, refuses to eat, and dies. She has always given she mopes, she mopes for a few days, She's always given a general anesthetic, and the removal is painless at least if fatal, just a painless

fatal operation. It's fine. Pursuing the conclusions drawn from this long experience, Dr Brinkley has found that women derive more instant benefit from the glands than men with respect to their awakened enthusiasm, improved appearance, and recovery of feeling of poise and well being. Very noticeable is the change of figure which follows the implanting of the new ovaries. In the case of a fat woman, the exchange is equally

marked in the case of a fat man. A man of abnormal weight to interfift de pounds lost fifty pounds in two weeks following the operation, during which time he remained at the hospital feeling well and strong, but shrinking in girth amazingly. When he left the hospital, his clothes hung off him in bags and he was dying in the hospital like, oh, yes, All the patients become very emaciated and after their bodies fight off the decomposing. It's amazing.

It's the vitality, Oh Jesus. M Dr Brinkley by no means asserts that the woman whose overaries have been removed by surgical operation will grow two new ovaries after the transplantation has been made, but he cites the case of a woman whose ovaries had been removed by surgical operations some years previous, the uterus remaining intact, and whom he implanted to goat ovaries, and whose period shortly afterwards returned on a four day basis with the twenty eight day interval.

He does not say that the goat overies transplanted into the woman have grown new ovaries, but there remains the phenomenon of the renewed menstruation, and it is very difficult to account for. Maybe she was just bleeding because again she had another animal's ovaries put inside of her body. Maybe perhaps that could cause bleeding. I'm not an expert here, not like Dr Brinkley. I mean, people with such like vitality bleed even like if it works and you were

not going to bleed, yeah, you would just bleed. Come right exactly. Yeah. God really hate that phrase, Cody, come a long way from one. We have come a long way. Because Dr Brinkley would say that's not nearly enough cream. I know he'd like, Also, don't if you've got cream, don't pump, for the love of God, because youtity, no many cream, all of the cream possible kept inside of you.

Oh God. In barren women from thirty five years of age and whom he has not found a disease, but an atrophied condition to the ovaries, the transplantation has invariably been attended with six sessed to the removal of the barrenness the new glands, evidently bringing about the development of OVA. Nor does Dr Brinkley say that in the case of a man who has had both glands removed by surgical operation,

the transplantation will produce new glands for the man. And yet he has had two successes to offset several failures in this very result, without any clue as to why the success followed in the one case and not in the other. That's good, that's good. The doctor has no idea why it worked once. Sometimes you get new testicles, sometimes you don't. Mhmm yeah. One such case was at the hospital during the writers the writer of this book's

visit there in April. She was a paralysis case, quite fat, unable to walk except for putting forward one foot at a time, supported by the arm of someone on each side of her. She was driven to the hospital in an automobile, accompanied by her husband and daughter from the farm two hundred miles away. Dr Brinkley strongly urged her not to have the gland operation performed at all, but she insisted upon giving it a trial. It is too soon yet to speak of the results in this case.

But in Dr Brinkley's view, it is asking too much of the glands to expect them to produce favorable results the case of the severity. Yet at this time there was in the hospital a young woman suffering from dementia praecox, whose mother had been watching over her for twelve years, and on whom the affliction of her daughter had so weighed that she told the writer she wished God would take one or the other of them, because it was

more than she could bear. This young woman has been confined to the state Hospital for the insane, and had been treated by specialists for many years that any benefit at all. There was some homicidal media, much depression, and the tempts at suicide. She could not be left alone

in her room for a moment. But the day after the transplantation of the glands, this young woman embraced her mother and talked so rationally to her that she called in Dr Brinkley, and with tears, repeated what her daughter had just said. Dr Brinkley advised her that the results were altogether too sudden to build upon. There will certainly be ups and downs, he said, you must expect good days and bad days when you will doubt if your

daughter is any better. But to make a normal recovery, she ought to show an alteration of good and bad days with a good days. Wow. So yeah, just this mom, his daughter is suicidal, and I'm guessing it's because she has the kind of mom who would have a goat's ovaries shoved into her daughter um in order to cure depression. But the goat saved it. We're talking about science. You need to like have some uh, some valid theories that

you can you can test out. You can't just be like, maybe it's because of this obvious thing that's going on now, Cody, I know what you're asking next, which is, can goatball implantation stop you from aging? Bring about immortality? Mortality? I was going to in the middle of asking it, thank you. Yeah. Quite a frequent style of inquiry from women to the doctor runs like this, I am in good health and in every way normal age thirty five. I want to remain as I am and grow no older in appearance

than I am today. Do you think that the goat gland operation would keep me from getting any older? To this kind of inquiry, doctor Brinkley makes a stereotyped reply something as follows. If you are today and good health, I should not advise the goat gland operation, but would advise it in your case as soon as you have patched past the change of life in ten or fifteen

years from now. To the writer, he said, I cannot conscientiously advise this woman to submit to this operation because I don't know that the glands would advantage her in any way. They might or they might not. I do not know. It is therefore experimental work, and cannot take her and I cannot take her money for an experiment. I must have something definite in the way of experience to go on. There might be some evident condition of ill health to be set right. But on the other hand, okay,

so that's ethical, that's ethical. Yeah, that's good ethics. You should when you're if you're still child bearing, as soon as you have menopause, that's when you're sick enough to get the sickness. Or maybe we've earned a right to not bleed every month, maybe we get to have sex without the fear, but having a child contrary to that, if you get a goats over reas inserted then you'll keep bleeding. Yeah, that's good, yes, because you know that's

and he's right, though I'm wrong. That's what women want is to continuously be uh available to make babies in That's what Dr I mean, you know, that is what Dr Brinkley thinks. He's I mean, he's a great man. Um, that's what I've gathered from this. Yeah, so obviously he's he's this next chapter, chapter four, Dr Brinkley's own story claims that he's he's got many cases, ample proof cases that implementation of testicles to stare goat testicles to sterile

people allows them to bear children. Already, the town is filling up with childless people waiting to be operated upon. Incidentally, cases of insanity are cured within thirty six hours after a simple operation. Other diseases also disappear. So that's good. Um yeah, well because clearly, if you can't bear children, you're going to go insane. Yeah, for sure. And the way to cure that is an animals sex organs that you shove in where your own sex organs. How much

more beautiful book do we have? Well, let's look around and see what else we got on this. I'm gonna see if there's diagrams, Um, please, no, there's pictures of people. No, no diagram Okay, Well, okay, so we've got there's, there's there's there's a lot of weird stuff here. The goat reacts like human The goat alone among mammals, reacts to poisons almost identically as human beings react, and the poison gases of the war had precisely the same effect on

him as the soldiers. So fifteen hundreds of goats did their bit in the war in an experimental way. These points in his favor and other similarities to man are the reasons which led me to select the goat is the best possible material for this work. So that's I hadn't I was unaware that his reasoning for why goat testicles are the best testicles is that if you gas goats with with chlorine gas, they die like people. You know, you can't fault that science. You cannot fault that science.

That's good science should do it. They die similar Okay, So I'm finding here on page thirty eight, when you when you put male goat glands into into men, all of their babies are boys. And if you transplant female goat glands into women all of the babies are girls. That makes perfect sense. Yeah, or probably, he says. He says probably, He doesn't really know, but he's putting this in the book anyway. Wait wait, wait, yeah, what does

he probably know? Because the women he implanted lady goat glands in hadn't given birth yet, so he didn't know, but he was like, yeah, probably Wait wait huh. Lady

goat glands into ladies. Ladies makes them give birth to baby ladies, and male goat glands into men makes their child be What if the male with the male goat glands fucked the woman with the lady goat glands I, if I'm not mistaken, that would create the birth of a sort of er human blessed with powers of of of super sense and and enhanced sight far beyond the kin of mortal man. It would create like a kind

of vish new creature. Um who would who would be uh invested with all of the power of the universe. I suspect that's my guess. Um. Why didn't they ever try to put lady goat glands into men? Um? Well? Because yeah, because that would that would probably wouldn't be right, That would leach your male sex energy and replace it weak female sex energy. Okay, Um, here's the hospital. You can tell it's a good hospital because it looks exactly like a normal house. I thought that was his house.

It is also his house. He lived in the hospital. That's that's how you want to do it, all right, Well, I'm just gonna scroll through this little bit here. Um yeah, well this is just a bunch of Oh wait, yeah, here's here's a photo from the operating room at the Brinkley Hospital. So there's a bunch of doctors. All of those people, all those medical professionals are involved in inserting another animals testicles into a human being. All of those

people fucking suck. Yeah, all of those people are pretty trash. Um yeah, well, guys, I think this is about all we can reasonably exact I can handle with it about this book. Um oh, here's a picture of the goats, no babies that are going to be used for a testicle. Oh, how dare him? Yeah? Yeah, I mean the people at least at making the stupid choice to do this. Um, the goats are just poor innocence. Well this has been very fun. I U I learned a lot. I learned a lot too. Um. I do think we should read

something of Jordan Peterson's on here. Yeah. Yeah, this makes me really really hung hunger for Jordan Peterson's work. Well, that's been our read through The Goat Gland Transplantation by Sydney B. Flower Um, which I have to say, the cover of this book appears to be like a crude image of an old Greek statue, and I think it's I think it's probably saying that like, the goat gland transplant will make you virile like the ancient pagan. I'm

sure that's not just like a mangled goat gland that. Yeah, it's just a goat's bossy skin. Yeah, that seems likely, Cody one or the other Cody. If you were going to insert in other animals organs into a human being, what animal organ would it be? Human heart? And the human heart that's not allowed dolphins, squeaker you put it in a person. The balls in the balls. You put the squeaker in the balls so that whenever people, whenever

they come, it goes or a baboon heart in balls. Yes, um, or well, I guess like to pump extra blood into I'm sure, yeah, I mean, any answer I give is going to be in inside the balls. So okay, I like the squeaker in the throat um or like you know, yeah, some sort of echolocation um in the throat. Yeah. But when I say throat, I mean I mean balls. I'm sorry I misspoke. Yeah, balls. Well, guys, has this changed

your life at all? Definitely changed the course of my afternoon. Um, this is mostly all stuff I learned in school, So it's not Yeah, Cody, you famously went went to school at Dr Brinkley's goat Testical Hospital, um, which is why you can't read d H represent classes. Whatever year that was. M Yeah, it's um. I mean, obviously there's more like

they're they're better updated textbooks about this topic. But this is a nice little refresher, like Dr Jordan B. Peterson's Maps of Meaning, exactly, it's all just maps of how the different meanings that will come into your life when you insert various kinds of testicles into your body. Exactly. It's a bad maps of meaning. We all know. We all know that. That's what it's about. The go Testical

of chaos, the go Testical of chaos. Uh man, that's that's that's going into my next day of the campaign. It's like the eye of more abilities all through God. Well, guys, that's gonna do it for us here behind the bastards. Katie Cody, do you exist on the internet in some fashion? I don't know, because I've just met you for the first time to record this podcast such a weird way

to get to know someone online. You can check out our other show with with Robert, which is weird that we before we record our parts, you record your parts and we mix them up together. This has been fun, though, maybe we should do it live sometime. Um. And our other podcast is called even More News Cody, you do the rest of there's a YouTube show called some More News. UM. I am on Twitter, dot com and other of those kinds of sites as dr Mr Cody, and Katie is

also on those sites as Katie Stole. You guys know this. Hell yeah, google the names you see the accounts. Yeah yeah. Social. I have a book you can find it in podcast form, in the audio form that if you just look for After the Revolution. Wherever there's podcasts, any place there's podcast you can find it. Or you can find the text of the book and the pubs updated every week at a t r book dot com. So check it out and remember, if you don't have enough energy, don't go

for coffee like some sort of an idiot. Grab another animals testicles, Shove them inside your body surgically and gain the ability to birth. Goat children. Still, energy is sex energy. Don't do that. All energy is sex energy. The motto of Behind the Bastards Yep, that's the fucking episode, yeah, Jesus. Behind the Bastards is a production of cool Zone Media.

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