George Shea: Hot Dog Villain

There's there circling around a really popular nickname, I am Jamie. Today we're doing a special REVERSEO episode Behind the Bastards, where you join the rarefied air of people who get to read episodes to me. Um, because there's some motherfucker called Joey Chestnut and he eats hot dogs and you're angry about him. Right, that's basically the pitch. That's not the pitch at all. Well, first, I don't know what

the pitch is. There's a motherfucker named Joey Chestnut and I'm in love with him, but that has very little to do with what I'm going to be talking about today. Um, so you've actually gotten the story wrong. Joey Chestnut is um someone that I love now, the bastard that we're talking about Joey Chestnut for weeks and I still have no idea who he actually is. You just say we First of all, I'm offending this has been a year of my life. Weeks is all I ever remember? That

that's true. So Joey, okay, this is We're off to a terrible will start. Is it Jess Joseph Chestnut If you're being formal, it's Joseph Chesnut If you're nasty. Uh, his dad's name. The best thing about Joey Chestnut is that his dad's name is Merlin. And that's um. So there's a motherfucker walking around named Merlin Chestnut. If you tell me his job as anything foraging from mushrooms in the woods, I'm going to call you a liar. It's

a close second. He's a public school music teacher, which I feel like fits Merlin Chestnut the profile Merlin Chestnut

nutt music teacher. So Joey Chessnunt is not the bastard we're discussing today, Although he is intimately involved in the events that I will be describing Joey Chestnut is for those of you who don't know, the hot dog eating champion, and just in general, I believe the eating champion of the world at this time, most recently, like the Joe Frasier of putting a lot of things in his mouth and then not puking. Okay, that sounds a little dismissive

of my husband's accomplishments, but go off the Joey. I saw Joseph this last year on he he competes. He competes in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island on the fourth of July every single year going back to two thousand and seven. He's won fourteen times. He's lost once. I will tell you why. It's a very funny reason. Um. But at this point he's basically just competing with himself. Um. He wins by a good

twenty thirty hot dogs every year. Um. And so that's that's more hot dogs than a person should be able to eat, right there. Just the margin he won by is too many hot dogs? Were you just toss out a number? How many hot dogs do you think? I saw Joseph Elizabeth Chestnut eight on the fourth of July in ten minutes, ten minutes. This last year, I'm gonna guess sixty. It was seventy six. Christ it was seventy, narrowly beating his own his former record of seventy five

the previous year. Too many hot dogs? He is, well, okay, yes, but what land Joey Chestnut so far from God's light? First of all, that is my husband you're talking about. But I I do, I do see where you're coming from. There is um there's so much to talk about when it comes to competitive eating. I can't possibly cover it all. So I'm narrowing it to American hot dog eating from the past forty years. And the main bastard to discuss is a man named George say Uh, closely matched by

his younger brother Richard say So. That is the topic, Dick, the old Dick chees uh. So, that's the topic of today's episode. I've I've titled it George say hot dog Villain. I couldn't do better than that. I'm sure that that is a good title. That's probably what we'll just put out as the title of the episode. That in short, who he is? Explain to me quickly? When did we start doing this as a species, when did we start like having contests to see how many hot dogs a

motherfucker could eat? It goes way, way, way back. There's so much, Um, there's so much to discuss in terms of hot dogs in general, how they relate to American culture. UM. And I'll just say right at the top, I'm writing a book about it, which is why I know so much about it. This is youve been deep in hot dog culture for a while now. Oh, I've been as deep in hot dog culture for the last eight months. Um. So if you enjoy this episode, please buy my book

that comes out next year. This is a very tiny part of it. Um. It's a good question. There's no exact um moment where eating contests became mainstream. They definitely, Um, George Shay would have you believe they became popular at first in America, but they didn't. America very very very much ripped off the current competitive eating craze and kind of style and broadcasting tendencies from Japan, uh, where it got very popular starting in the nineties. So it's gone.

It goes back hundreds of years, as does hot dog culture. In gen I mean sausages and ground up meat goes back to fucking BC. Yes, um, but but yes, as far as formally um broadcast eating events. Um, they're they're newer, newer than sausage at least, and America's very much ripped off Japan in terms of how we do it. That's not an uncommon story. So alright, okay, okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to learn, Jamie. I'm ready to learn about this wonderful new subculture. I'm very excited to tell you

about it. Please ask any questions at any time, because it doesn't make sense. Um. Yeah, I mean my first question which I would ask, that what what What about the poops? That's got to be a problem for these guys, right, they are very cagy about the poops, Robert. I've been trying to find that out as well. They're very cagy about the poops. What I can say is that there is there's so much like any athletic event, which I do believe this is. Um, there's a lot of showmanship involved.

And so for example, what Joey Chestnut will do after eating seventy six hot dogs, which I have to repeat he did, I wasn't a significant fraction of of of like a cow. Yeah, it's a that's a good chunk, good chunk and um and I I was in the press pit for that event and then at the end, um, Joey Chestnut. I can't tell if this is something he's made to do or something he does by of his own full ship, but he does not leave the stage

right away. All the other hot dog eaters who lose the contest are allowed to leave, presumably to throw up and ship. They will never admit to this, but I'm assuming that that's what they do. Um. Joey Chestnut does not leave the stage. He stays on the stage for upwards of an hour right after eating seventy six hot dogs, smiles and answers questions for the press. So yeah, so he He's said in interviews that he doesn't throw up

piston ship right away. I am bullshit a little skeptical of these claims, but I you know, it's his body and his choice, and I respect his bodily autonomy to hold in however much process meat he wants for as long as he physically can. Um. And that is true love. Joey Chestnut's real girlfriend gave an incredible quote. I think like in the last couple of years where she was just like, Joey smells different after like his poor but not even just like sweat, but like just like there's meat.

It's radiating off of him. It's incredible. It's incredible. I mean because he's holding an entire refrigerator worth of meat inside his body. I joke about being married to Joey Chestnut because I am, but I God bless that woman. I don't how do you how? I don't know sounds you have to have a number of plumbers on speed dial because you can't take somebody being busy right like, They've got to get out there right away if there's

a problem. Look, Merlin's son gets the job done. Um, we're talking about George Say, George Shay UM, which will be getting very deep into, is the m C and the kind of the person who made who effectively publicized the Nathan hot dog eating contest and UM, by extension kind of hand selected Joey Chestnut to be the face of UM of that kind of endeavor. So here are

some things that George Say has said. Incapacity of the m C of the hot dog contest on stage, I'm just gonna throw three out He says this on stage on Coney Island quote while introducing a hot dog eating contestant. Quote, His mother held him close and whispered in his ear. She said, you are of mine flesh, but you are not mine own. Fate is your father, and you belong to the people. And then he'll bring out a hot

dog eating contest Uh contestant. Here's another one. He was buried alive under sixty cubic feet of popcorn, and he ate his way out to survival. That David Blaine of the Bowel, the Evil kin Evil of the Elementary Canal, the Houdini of Cuisini. Please welcome Crazy Legs conti. And then, of course an older man who is white and has dreads. I'm on stage and he's forty hot dogs? Right? Are you getting kind of decayed into Here's a Here's another one.

He will do whatever it takes to win. Three days ago, he broke up with his girlfriend and euthanized his dog to leave a void of emptiness inside of him so he can do today with hot dogs and buns. And then he brings out some other guy. And this has been going on for George. She has been doing this for thirty years. He has said a lot of things over the years what I and and it does take a turn, but he said a lot of things taken a couple so far, broke up with his girlfriend and

euthanize his dog. Uh. George, She has said a lot of things, some of them about what makes someone a champion, some of them about what makes someone an American, and a lot of them about hot dogs, because that is what his job is. Most of what George Say will tell you is complete bullshit, and he will be the first to tell you that. Here are two quotes from him that I think are the closest to the truth as he's ever told. The first is something he said

to mel magazine last year. He said, you could argue that people are so inured to everything that there's very little downside to causing controversy. The second thing he said was in en Uh in twenty nine. There was a thirty for thirty about hot this hot dog eating contest, and George Say is very much the villain. He says this, A lot of what I say literally isn't true in terms of words, but emotionally it is true. Um, and that is sort of the entire ethos of what George

Say does. He has said some similar things He's I mean, is there an episode in the works? Um no, because he's a perfect man who lived the ideal human life. Well, George Say, he simply hasn't he He's He's a very funked up man. George Shea and his brother Richard Say are a large part of why the Nathans are a large part of why the Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest is one of America's most disgusting traditions, right up there with drone strikes. They're not the entire reason which

would be a bad place for a drone strike. First of all, don't say that because I go there. Um, look, we're gonna have to sacrifice some good people in order to deal with the problem, please me and Joey and bad Lands Booker? Have you ever seen bad Lands Booker or Matt Stoney. I'm talking about because his champions in our culture, Robert, Yeah, I have no idea who those people are because they do eating contests and that's not a thing most people know about. You're sick in the head.

You're so alived, Okay, so uh George and Dick Shay Uh, made this a very popular cultural thing in the US by channel energy, excess and showmanship. Uh. They are the founders of Major League Eating, which was founded in and they're also the perpetrators of a bunch of deception, racism, and misogyny that exists in service of America's great dish,

the hot dog. Now, Robert, we've discussed hot dogs before, and I am curious if you have um updated improved your views on the hot dog at dog because last time we talked about it, you said octopus was a hot dog, which was just so common. It's delicious. I mean, it's octopus. It's an octopus on bread, and I'm sure it's delicious. Hot Um. I think hot dogs are defined by the fact that you can't possibly limit them to

a specific sort of meat. Anything on a hot dog bun is a hot dog, Well, that's a that's a that's a gorgeous assumption. I would say that it tends to be a meaty paste. It can only be created under the least ethical circumstances possible. So if we have the octopi in your hot dogs, are are are dying in the most unsavory ways. I will guarantee you they are.

I mean, as a general rule, if we're getting it from the sea, where we're destroying the ocean's ability to support life in order to do it, well, no, I understand that. But I just have you ever seen video footage of a hot dog factory? Because it's it's unique, it's uniquely bad. Yeah, I mean what I love. I will say I prefer hot dogs that are mixes of unspeakable nightmare meats, of course, because I want when I'm eating a hot dog, I want to feel bad about myself.

Well you should, you should, um, and I have, and uh, my life is really I've taken years off of my own life, uh not out of not out of eating hot dogs, which people will say, they'll cite this study being like, oh, every hot dog you eat takes thirty six minutes off of your life, when it's like, well, serotonin adds to your life, so it's pretty much evens out. But the but the psychic guilt of eating this many

hot dogs is what's removing time from my life. The Shade brothers uh created so they created major league eating into a marketable sport in the US, drawing heavily from the sports early success in Japan. So today there's over two hundred and fifty eaters who are registered with Major League Eating, and they've expanded to competing outside of hot dogs. They started with the Nathan's Contest, but now they compete sucking everything. There are wings contest, there's pie eating contest,

there's Joey Chestnut. Started with asparagus eating. That was his that poor woman, that was his breakout, his breakout moment. Robert he ate asparagus in San Diego and ascended to a great man. Uh. There's calamari, there's raman, there's everything. There's like hundreds of categories. Um. And now the Joey Chestnut is currently the face of Major League Eating. But it wasn't always that way. The Shay brothers grew up in the nineteen sixties. George Say was born in nineteen

sixty four or five in Boston. Richard Shay is four years younger. They grew up in Maine, with no particular interest in UH sports or competitive eating whatsoever. Richards Shay describes them as being very introverted teens who did amateur magic and listen to the Smiths and r e m together. Well, that does make sense because the state sport of Maine is slowly waiting for death. I was about to say, I mean, I think that as far as teenagers in Maine,

that's not that bad amateur magic. There's a lot of worse ways to go. You stare into the gray skyline and wait for your life to end. That's that's what what all the kids get up to in Maine. I spent a lot of time in Maine as a kid, and um I never made a single friend. No, nobody has friends in Maine. It's not allowed. Your only friend is the echoing emptiness of the woods. But I will say the streets are paved with signed Stephen king Bucks and I do love that. Um so they grew up

in Maine. George later in rolls in Columbia University in New York. He wants to be a fiction writer. This is a big part of the George. He's a fucking do weve. He's walking around and listening to the Smiths and R. E. M on his little cassette player. He's a huge fan of James Joyce and Flannery O'Connor uh who he claims to these to this day are his biggest writing influences. When he's writing the introduction to hotdog contests,

which are, to his credit, sometimes very literary. Um. So he wants to be a fiction writer, but he graduates in and has to get an adult job while he's working on a series of failed plays and novels that never get off the ground ewhere, but he starts um living in New York and working for a series of

pretty high profile ad men. And so the guy who gives him his big start and gets him into, um, the Nathan's Famous hot Dog Eating Contest is this guy named Morty Matt's who is extremely fascinating in his own right. He also it's like the most admin name I've ever heard. Um So Morty Matt's uh invented the Nathan's Famous hot Dog Eating Contest, although he denied this for years and years. Um. Meanwhile, Dick Shay, who kind of fades in and out of

this story. He went to Villanova and uh later kind of just he's kind of like writing Georgia's coattails throughout this experience. Um, this this whole story. Um, Oh, no, Sophie's Internet. Well, everyone back at home, we lost Sophie. Sophie. You know we're gonna go to ads. Now might as well, Oh yeah, do you want a product or a service? Maybe? Yeah, let's go check out ads while we see if those fucking assholes at Spectrum UH can get Sophie back on

the internet. They dropped corn cob TV and then they dropped Sophie motherfucker's We're a bunch of dumb Hicks, Jamie. That was a very professional pivot. I loved every second of it. Oh my god, those ads were great. And what's even greater is that Sophie's back. Hi, Sophie's back. The Spectrum gods have taken Um, I don't know of my happiness. Yeah, they still haven't brought back Corn TV.

They still haven't, and I have a bad feeling that they won't, even though I've really enjoyed the programming, including iconically coffin Flop of course, of course, I mean one of the greatest shows on television or was, and they didn't. I don't care what people say, No they didn't. I've been there, I've seen it. I wrote, Yeah, you know what it was. Its great television. We're talking about George say, okay, um, George, So George say he graduates from Columbia in starts working

for this ad man named Morty Matts. Morty Matts is an absolute legend in the field. He's still alive. I think he's like nineties seven years old. Um, I'm gonna just kind of skip down to, uh what Morty Matts has done, because his resume is just extremely wild. Morty Matts says when he takes over the Nathan's hot Dog eating account and begins this contest, he gives a series of made up legends as to how long this contest

has existed, all of which are lies. He first says that there has been a contest since nineteen sixteen, when Nathan's opened. He says that four immigrants held a hot dog eating contest on the pier on the fourth of July to determine who was the most patriotic. That was a lie. He then pivoted to say that the contest began in nineteen forty one as a protest to World War One, and that was a lot. World War one in nineteen one, right, World War two? Okay? And uh

then okay, in nineteen forty one. If you're protesting World War two, you're probably not someone you would want to associate your sport with either, but look to be fair, he's lying, and then yeah, of course, of course. And then Morty pivots this again and says in nineteen seventy one that it was begun as a protest to the Vietnam War. He makes up all of these weird lies, Jamie, what is your lion as to win lying is good

or not? Because I have a thing that I've been doing for a while now where whenever I have a close friend or loved one, I tell them one lie, and it's it's always it's always something very so. The first example of this is I I convinced the person I was with for a number of years, just as the result of a casual conversation once that the band Hanson had died in a terrible bus crash. You told me I was literally last week, And like, I know, well,

I'm trying to say, what is the line? Because sometimes it can be fun to do that sort of stuff, And then someone brings up a lie, the lie you told me? And what I never tell anyone? What the lie I've told? I know the lie? You? I know the lie Robert told me he didn't tell me when someone was named Daddy, But that was for an altruistic reason. I had to say, Christ told me I never I never lied to you. That's great. The point is that you should never trust anybody, and that's why everyone it's

one lie. I trust you there, I know. That's what makes it so dangerous. I wanted I only lie. It's the opposite of gas lighting. I want a god dammit, so sad. I don't think that these are bad lies. I think that these are very marketing lies. And Morty Matt's because he's still alive and he's literally almost a hundred years old, he admits in two it's it's too old and he's still working, which I'll get. He's currently he's currently working on rehabilitating the reputations of some mega

church pastors. That's what he's working on in his twilight years, meaning he's seven. But he admits in that all of these origin stories are lies and that it was Morty Mattss idea in this early seventies to start whole ding this contest to drum up some publicity for um, for Nathan's hot Dogs, UM. Other things about Morty Matts that I would just like you to know is that he's almost a hundred He fought in World War Two. He's currently still the press agent for the Durst family, so

he's been a busy man lately. He's at work. Uh there is just like his career is equally fascinating to me. He so he is the reason George Say exists. George Shay came up working for this guy who did, like George Say, I think a combination of very funny and very evil things. Um, some things that are attributed to Morty Matt's as sort of innovations for better or worse in American pr He's said to have popularized, uh, the idea of a purp walk, So like marching a suspect

into police headquarters for people to take pictures of. I guess that that was something that he kind of innovated, and he would never want any You should not want people to know if that's the thing you helped invent. Well that's the thing about these guys though, they don't care, like it's all about impressions. It doesn't matter what the impression is as long as it's getting attention. So he fully claims, you know, whether it's true or not, that yeah,

I'm the guy who invented the purp walk. Um, he worked with the New York Mob in the sixties. He's he invented that Big Nat worked with the Mob. I don't have any more information than that. That's just what he said. He's worked with he worked a lot. He think he's self described Gotti adjacent mob. Is what was said. Um, he invented the big National Debt clock. That was I don't know if it's still there, but it was in Times Square for a very long time. He invented that

with the Durst family. Um. He invented the current route of the New York City Marathon so that it would go through more areas and get more press. Um. He's working with mega church pastors now. Uh. And he created the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. He's done a lot of stuff, and his legacy is is very all over the place. And I really am just like, should he still be alive? I don't know. Definitely not. I'm going to answer that one. I'm going to say, maybe, you know, he should have

hung up his little hat a long time ago. Uh. But but all that to say, he creates this myth around Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest, and already there's a lot of uh. Mythic qualities to the hot dog eating or too hot the hot dog industry in general. Um there, it doesn't really fall under the purview of this story. You'll just have to buy my book next year to

find out, Robert. But it, I mean, it's very very well known that like, the meat packing industry is a fucking disaster, um, and that the hot dog isn't an American dish. It was brought here by German, Polish and Austrian immigrants um as sausages and kind of innovative over time by independent carts. The real American quality to hot dogs is the industrial era. And the most American thing about hot dogs is uh the worker and animal abuse

that comes with their production. So like, whether it's the like I mean to this day, it's like, you know, you've got Upton Sinclair reporting on meat packing in the jungle, right, and then you've also got uh as recently as last year, there were um those meat packing scandals after Trump and you know sent out that executive order that to say

that the meat factories must remain open. And so there were these huge coronavirus outbreaks at meat packing industries, and there were like executives and managers taking bets on how many workers were going to get coronavirus because of this executive order and their own incompetence to protect their own workers. Like it's just an absolutely the story of hot Dogs is truly the stuff of nightmares. But George Shay's job is to make it very American and very appealing and

very watchable. Right, So George Say starts working under this guy Morty Matt's Mr Purp Walk himself, Mr Robert Durst best friend um in the nineteen eighties. Okay, so ah, George Shape prior to this had been sort of like working his way up in this company. He was slowly I feel like, I mean, it's we hear this story

all the time. He was just slowly giving up on his dream of becoming an artist in pursuit of becoming a very evil person, you know, um, so much like Hitler, right, and then the reverse Hitler George W. Bush, Like, there's all these failed artists, um who end up doing the most funded up thing you could think of, George Say. Fortunately, there's been like multiple people who were like, thank god, George,

she only is interested in hot dogs. Or he really could have done some damage because he's truly like a very fucked up person. Um. But in the eighties he would do all these sorts of things for Morty mats. There was one account of him, um, convincing an attractive woman to sit on an egg for two weeks and claim that she was trying to hatch it. That was some pr he did. What was what is that pr for? What is that, Robert? I don't know. You gotta know who it was for? Right? Was it like an egg

selling company? What is this? My source there? And I wasn't interested in learning more, to be perfectly honest, my source there is. It's in the thirty for thirty documentary where George Say is showing the documentary in around his office and says, hey, this is one of my early successes. And he points to a newspaper clipping that I could not find online fucking anywhere of a woman sitting on an egg, saying woman sits on an egg for two weeks, and he's like, this is one of my early successes.

Who I assull think he was advertising eggs, but I don't know. It was baffling. Okay, great, and that's that's that's wonderful. I love this mystery listeners at home find out what he was. So another thing he does is this is to promote Palisades Park. He puts an elephant on water skis. These are the things that he's doing to prove himself to Morty Mats, right, and it works. And Morty Mats by the late eighties early nineties says, Hey, I want to bring you in on the Nathan's hot

dog eating account. You know, start coming to these contests that I've been holding since the nineteen seventies. So this is the story that George She tells about how he came to take over this contest beginning in nineteen Again, George, she is saying it, so it very well could be a lie, but this is what he says. Um. He says that he first became more intimately interested in after noticing that a hot dog eating competitor was cheating during the contest. So he went up to his boss, Morty Mats,

and said, hey, someone is cheating. We should do something about this. And then quote big Morty told me to go over and get a cop to arrest the guy, which I thought was crazy unquote uh. But basically what this taught him was it doesn't matter who wins, It just matters how much attention it gets the company. And it's with this mentality that George Say takes over the Nathan's hot Dog Eating account in the first one he runs is And by this time Richard Say was slowly

starting to become involved as well. Uh some things that he did throughout the nineties before establishing Major League Eating and after Uh, there was this huge scam he did, uh where he wrote a scholarly article that he submitted to the New England Journal of Medicine called the Belt of Fat Theory. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard of this from the King of the Hill episode about competitive eating. Yes,

so that was a real thing. He basically made up this complete bullshit lie, submitted it to the New England Journal of Medicine and then, upon being rejected, got a ton of press for saying, I can't believe the New England Journal of Medicine doesn't think that the belt of Fat fat theory is any good to get more people to come to the contest, and it worked it like

it always works. That was fascinating, I mean, and also I think I kind of want to lie to the New England General in medicine now too, seems like a worthwhile thing. What's your lie of choice? I mean you said one lie? Does that also to the New England Journal of Medicine, Robert, Yeah, I think I might try to get them to believe that Hansen died in a bus crash. I think a gout of critical interest. The other major thing that he does before founding Major League eating.

The Belt of fact thing came came after, but before that. The critical innovation that he makes to this contest is that he invents a prize, which there wasn't previously. There was just a winner and then it's over. There weren't champions, it wasn't viewed as a sport. It wasn't people weren't supposed to be invested in a year round. It was just kind of a yearly stunt. Yeah. It sounded like a lot more reasonable than what it's become. Yeah, But George Shay decided, you know what, I think this is

going to be a sport. So he invented something called the Mustard Belt, which he made with an old belt, a bunch of paint from an art store and rhinestones. He like made it on the floor of his friend's apartment and just brought it to a contest in the nineties and said, this is you know, a symbol that you're now competing for, which very very quickly, uh, increased interest in competing. There's kind of the idea of this w w E style belt that you could win for

UM for for winning the contest. And I would say that the current Nathan's Contest is equally built on UM Japanese competitive eating TV shows and the w w E. Because George Shea's wife is a writer for the w w E. UM, which is also endlessly interesting to me. She produces soap operas and writes for the w w E. This is just like the most pageant style family of all time. Very fun. Uh. And it's also in the nineties that George Say becomes the the m C of

these events. So, Robert, I made you look at a picture of this I listeners, if you haven't seen a picture of him, I would google the term George Shay hot dog. People lose a bunch of George Says in the world. Uh, Robert, how would you just how did you describe this man Roger Stone dressed as the Riddler? If the Riddler came from the Antebellum South, and that's also kind of the vibe of his performance as well.

So his his job of em C, it's all energy, it's all very mythic overstatement, and his job is to to basically bring on the most normal looking people in the entire world and make them sound like they're w W E wrestlers, which he's been doing for thirty years now,

for better or worse, very effectively. But this is how George Say describes what he does in he said, uh quote, a guy eating a bunch of hot dogs is one thing, but a guy in a straw hat pounding the tables like an apocalyptic preacher is such a contrast that it really drew people in unquote. Um. So he developed this style of introducing competitors and attributing these very mythic qualities to him. So this is from The New Yorker in um, he's it says Matt Stoney represents youth. George Say says,

youth is feral and it is vicious. Joey Chestnut is a hero. Uh George Shay says he has God's user name and password, which I think is awesome. He's I mean some of them are pretty good. UH and Sonya Thomas, who calls herself the Black Widow, is a villain. George Say says, she is the darkness, driven ever westward by the rising sun. So it's just look this very dramatic performative style. UM so okay. By the late ninety nineties, UH, George and Shay Uh founded Major League Eating, which still

exists to this day. UH Dick kind of stays in the background, although later on he will begin to work as a color commentator on ESPN when they start to broadcast them nationally. But we're not there yet. The nineties for this, shas are is very kind of scrappy. They are starting to start UH contests around the country. Nothing really bad has happened yet. They're just trying to get this made up sport that they invented to take off,

and it's sort of working sort of. And I'm not sure why, but it does feel like competitive eating is one of those things that couldn't really take off until we had nine eleven happen. I'm not sure why, but I think nine eleven was critical for competitive eating. You're almost right, You're almost right. Much like the movie Shrek, Competitive eating really takes off about two months before nine

eleven happened, but it's very very close. It takes off in I think that this is actually I think the Shrek came out in July two thou one, maybe June, and uh competitive eating major League getting really starts to take off in two thousand and one for the reason I'm about to tell you. Um, but yeah, like the Major League Eating, it was like a very scrappy, like slowly slowly building momentum throughout the nineties and early two thousand's. They've got this big goofy logo that has Latin on it,

and the Latin translates to engrging truth. Um, so it's just all like ridiculous. So what they're missing essentially and getting this sport that they've inmitted to take off, is any sort of champion or person worth rooting for. That is like very much what is missing. And so they find their first major champion who becomes I think kind of huge casualty of George Shay's um villainous tendencies, and that is Japanese eating champion to Kara Kobyashi. Do you

know of to Kara Kobyashi? Robert uh is he who they named the Kobyashi Maru for I don't know, I think we're I don't know what you're talking about. What that's fine, that's fine. No, I don't need to explain things. Please continue. I very much so. Kobe as he was, he was a very very popular figure in America for a span of like five to seven years. But um,

he was. He's a Japanese eating champion who first begins to compete in America in two thousand and one, and so he was invited by Major League Eating to come from Japan to compete in America at the Nathan Tatta Eating Contest because um, there was already, you know, cultural infrastructure for competitive eating on TV and in pop culture in Japan, and so there were all of these kind of like uh, low budget competitive shows that Kobyashi became a minor celebrity in because he was this very um,

I don't know, he was just really fun to watch. He was like twenty three years old, he was really skinny, he had a six pack, he had like a signature move called the kobe Ashi wiggle. He was just like this like sexy heartthrob who girls loved, and he could eat so much meat in one sitting, and that was

his whole thing. Um. But what kind of sent him apart in terms of uh, what impressed people about him in America was that he trained as if he were an athlete, like he had an actual training regimen and stayed very lean. Um, And wasn't you know what Americans associated competitive eating with, which was just like people gorging themselves,

like there was strategy involved. So Obooshi comes in two thousand and one, uh, and the shaise are very they they are always emphasizing his other nous since he gets to America, Um, they're emphasizing, oh look at this skinny kid. He says he can eat fifty hot dogs. What a liar? You know, all this stuff. But Kobyashi comes to America and in a single event on the fourth of July doubles the record for a number of hot dogs that

you can eat in at that time twelve minutes. So he eats fifty hot dogs in twelve minutes, does a lap, a full lap around the closest American and people lose their ship and he immediately becomes this kind of huge um viral in early two thousand's terms figure in America. So the Shades are very quick to say, oh, we've got to keep this guy, you know around. This is

the most attention our competition has ever gotten. And they encourage Kobo Ashi to keep coming back, which he does because now he's becoming an American celebrity, there's access to money,

he's in like a MasterCard commercial. He becomes, you know, a minor American celebrity now, um and what is like interesting And this is all laid out in the thirty thirty documentary which I would highly recommend, called The Good, The Bad, the Hungry UM is that from the very very beginning, the Shades were always rooting for and against Kobe Ashi. They were saying, well, this guy can eat more hot dogs than anyone else, but what if an

American could do that? And they were always kind of trying to um stoke the very American tendency to dislike

people who are not American UM. And so Kobe Ashi was not really hyper aware of this at the time because he became and American celebrities so quickly that he he thought he was going to be you know, in New York for a weekend in two thousand and one, not you know, not in September, but he was just going to go, you know, to America for a couple of days, so he didn't speak English fluently, and he didn't really understand for a while how he was being talked about right in front of him, even though I

mean there's a lot of footage of it, and it's um pretty unsettling, and over time he starts to realize kind of, um, what is going on. But he becomes a celebrity and he wins the contest in the US for the next six years. He wins every single year from two thousand and one to two thousand and six.

There's no real American competitor that can touch him, and uh, the Shase kind of continue this process of building him up so that they can keep their operation, you know, popular, but also constantly saying, let's get an American in here. They were very very much seeking out an American champion. Which brings us to two thousand and seven, Uh, where Major League Eatings first viable rivalry comes out and the

Shaise are fucking all over it. And guess who comes into the picture at this point, Robert, guess who it is. It's Joseph Chestnut. Baby. Uh, he is and he's exactly who they're looking for. He is a random white guy from San Diego whose dad's name is Merlin. He is like the champion that they're looking for him. And so this is extremely bad news for for Kobe Ashi, who at this point has a lot of American cultural clout.

But the second that there's an American rival for him, the Shades are very very clearly switching their allegiance, and they're doing this through promotional materials. They're doing this through the press, and all of a sudden, Kobe Ashi is being villainized in the press instead of lifted up as kind of the only hero of this sport. Um. What is especially frustrating about that is that Joseph Chestnut only became a competitive eater because he was a huge fan

of Kobe Ashi. Like literally every UH current American eating champion started because they watched Kobe Ashi on TV when they were kids. Because he was this just huge figure. Um. He could do things that no one else could do. He trained, you know, he was very artful in the

way he ate. And so Joey says that he saw Kobi Ashi on Terrible UH Spiked TV broadcast, which again the Shades are getting all sorts of money off of this because they signed koby Ashi two major league eating he's not allowed to work for anyone else, and they start to kind of like license his appearances out, so they're making a ton of money off of his success. And when Joey is a teenager, he sees koby Ashi on American TV losing a hot dog eating contest to

a grizzly air. What what what this is on TV? Robert? He watch there is on Spike TV. Kobyash, I mean the list of a TV how to do that to a grizzly bear. That can't be good for them. Look, I don't know that means it shouldn't be legal to do to to Karrol kobe Ashi, I mean they but

it's and it's interesting to listen to. Kobe Ashi talked about his views on American culture and how that changed over time, because he, I mean, it was just the chaise were very much escalating the second there was interest in the sport. They were like, Okay, Kobyashi can eat fifty hot ducks. Okay, what can we get him to do on TV? We're gonna get him to compete against

a Grizzly Bear. We're gonna have him eat cow brands against a bunch of American weirdos, Like they had him doing all of this stuff, and he's in a contract that is mutually beneficial, like he's making a lot of money, but he can only do what they say he can do, which becomes a big problem later on. But Joey seems kind like it started as a big problem. I would argue everything you've described as a problem, it is. It's a huge problem, and it's and it's one of those things.

It reminds me of the podcasting industry in that there's just no that. I have no notes, and I'm so grateful that it exists, but there's no there's no precedent for it, you know, like there there was never a major league eating contract. Uh. People, you know, they're they're marketing it as a sport, but people who are in

sports don't think it's a sport. So it just kind of becomes this weird novelty thing that if you are the person in power and making these contracts and there's a significant language barrier between you and your champion, you can fux someone over pretty heavily, which is what they do over time to Kara Koby Ashi. Um So Joey. Joey sees Kobe ashily lose to a grizzly bear and says, I want to be a bear baby. He said, all right, Merlin, get in the car. We're gonna start eating asparagus. And

that's what Joey does. I mean, Joey like is so inspired that he decides he wants to be an eating champion. And while he's in college in San Diego, he starts training with his mom and he wins a local asparagus eating contest, and slowly it becomes clear, as he's competing in more and more, you know, increasingly prestigious eating events, that he might be an actual threat to Kobe Ashi. So when the Chaise get wind of this, they see

Joey Chestnut, who is really the most whatever guy. I mean, I I love him dearly, but he's just some guy, right, and they but he can eat a lot of hot dogs, and they're like, Okay, this is the American champion that we want. Let's push this rivalry as much as we possibly can. And so by two thousand and seven, Um, there is an established rivalry between Joey and kobe Ashi, and they're pushing it. And at this point, beginning in two thousand three, off of kobe Ashi's popularity in the US,

ESPN begins broadcasting this event every year. It's been on ESPN every single year since two thousand and three. Um, they split it by gender, in which I'll get to because there's no reason to do it and it's fucked up. But they broadcast the men's competition on ESPN and they broadcast the women's competition on ESPN three because um, well you know. But anyways, it as of two thousand seven,

all genders compete in the same contest. So the big three competitors in this contest that the Shades are pushing or Kobe Ashi, Joey Chestnut, and Uh Sonja Black Widow Thomas and uh Joey beats Kobe Ashi. And this is a huge turning point in the sport, but only because it very much changes the way that the Shas approach UM marketing. There now two champions, so kobe Ashi um

doesn't quite understand this at first. He was at first like kind of excited to have someone to compete against because it was I guess kind of like bor like they had to keep pitting him against animals because no

one could compete with him. But now all of a sudden, well there's this guy he can actually compete with, and he was kind of excited about it, only to find that very very quickly, the tide changed at the Shais, you know, encouragement to being as racist to Koby Ashi as you could possibly be in service of Joey Chestnut becoming the American champion. Um So Joey win ends in oh seven uh, and immediately the crowd turns on Kobe Ashi and the Shades are encouraging it. They're saying all

sorts of um. I don't want to say what they were saying. It was very racist and immediate. And they're draped in American flags, shouting USA, USA to Joey Chestnut and kind of in and right, and it's like, in a single moment, you know, Joey is like changed from some guy from San Diego into a symbol that is very much not within his own control, and the Shades

are in control of that symbol. And so you know, after two thousand seven, Kobe Ashi is the other, the extremely other non American enemy, and Joey is the American champion. Right UM's thoughts. Yeah, I mean it's it makes it makes sense. But like they would abandon the guy who had made them all of this money as soon as there was a chance at having an American and and like use him cruelly because it seems like that's exactly the kind of people they are. M. I don't know,

it's it's it's wild. The competitive eating sounds more or less exactly like the w W E. M. Yeah, sure, there we go. But you know what isn't unethical to its workers? Oh no, the podcasting industry, uh huh, for sure. And you know what that's supported by. Oh okay, I was like, where is this going? These these products and services exactly? God bless product USA. USA. We're back. And look, I lied a little bit. There's a lot of unethical

stuff in the pod casting industry. For example, sometimes Sophie ASTs me to get up as early as eleven thirty. Okay, that's first of all, violence against Roberts. And second of all, we just found out a few minutes ago that you are a liar. So what's what is an example of a lie that you've told me? No one lie. Everybody gets who was my lie of the daddy thing or is it a different lie? No? No, that was for a utilitarian purpose. I had to do that for everyone's say,

categorizing your lives like that. That's bullshit. It's called categorizing and I do it all the time. Does my lie have anything to do with Anderson? I can't say so. I think I know what it is, and I'm furious. I can't say, Wow, what, okay? Do I want to know? Everyone gets one, including the listeners of this show. You know, everybody gets one? What's the lie? Robert Low's one of you lie? I know, but that's the lie he loves. Statistically speaking, but that's the lie. That's okay, So curious.

It's two thousand and seven, you guys. Joey is the champion now and everyone is. The Tide is very much turned on Kobe Ashi and George Say being himself, being his straw hat and villain. UH is very um upfront about what he was trying to do here. He says this in the documentary. In Uh, he says, I have always used pro American rhetoric, and the belt is a national prize from the day the belt was made. Reminder, the belt was made by him in a living room

out of cardboard. Uh, he says, quote, you think I want Kobe Ashi to win six years in a row? Necessarily if he wins, he wins. But that's not grey for the narrative. You need to understand that there's an American hero, and you can be a hero in the same exact way, but you can't be an American hero because you weren't American. Unquote. So that he's very very clear. Okay, He's like, hello, I am racist about my weird cardboard belt that I made. Um, and this is where I

mean it genuinely like it. It's uh, it's difficult to watch and learn about because this like for sometime, I mean he's fine now, but like this like really destroyed Kobyage's life for some time. Where um, you know, he describes being completely shocked and scared at how the American public very rapidly turned on him once Joey Chestnut became

the champion. Um, he said, quote, I didn't understand American culture, so it's scared me and George say, you know, this guy who is contracting him and is in complete control of his finances, is going on live television and mocking him to his face, you know. After immediately after Kobyashi loses, George Say gets on stage and his little outfit and says, the dark days of the last six years are behind us of his own champion, and you know, raises Joey

Chestnuts fist in the air. And Joey's role in this is um insidious and passive, where in all of the interviews, Joey is very aware of what's going on. He knows that he's being you know, raised as this champion, and he knows that Kobyashi is being mistreated, but he doesn't

stand to benefit from saying anything, and so he doesn't. UM. And it's clear and kind of clips that you can find that, UM, the Say brothers and and George in particular are very much trying to control uh Joey Chestnuts behavior. You can see in a series of promotional clips that UM they'll ask Joey a simple question of like, well, how does it feel to beat kobey Ashi? You know,

and Joey is, UM, he's a simple man. You know, He'll he'll say things like it felt good, you know, like and then you know, George she will be off camera offering him mythic punch up um to to what Joey said, to make it sound meaner and to make

it sound more you know, jingoistic and all of this stuff. Um, there's this incredibly funked up clip uh where George say, I mean, he's he's filming uh promotional clip uh talking about the day that Joey Chesnut defeated Kobe Ashi and he says, um, in this very I don't know, He's like, you know, the bullshit is at eleven and he says, after that event, I went back to my room and I wept. I silently wept because something was lost. We had a hero and our hero was no longer invulnar

double and I wept. And then there you are. These people are eating too much food, Like stop it, stop taking it so seriously, stop being like this. Well he's lying though, because it's like right after you know, he says and I wept, there's a pause. He thinks the camera has cut, and then he starts laughing because he's making it all up. He's doing it to humiliate Kobayashi and elevate Joey Chestnut because he doesn't give a ship and he just wants people to to watch the fucking

broadcast like he does it. It is like a level of I'm I'm certain that he's a jingoistic, racist person, but there's there's like a level of lawlessness here that really, um uniquely unsettles me, where it's like it's kind of hard to know what he thinks about anything because he'll just say whatever he needs to say to get attention. Like it's his views could be anything. It's UM, I don't love it so UM. After this, Kobayashi becomes understandably

frustrated with Major League eating. UM. He loses his mother, um, which also kind of makes him want to be closer to home. He doesn't want to be in the US so much anymore. Uh. He's also being actively mistreated by people in the US. People are like cornering him on the streets of New York and screaming USA in his space, and he's saying, like I felt unwelcome. I was shocked. They used to cheer for me, and I started to

feel like I wasn't welcome in America anymore. UM. So he wants out, you know, he's he's not being treated well in this contract. There's been this w W E style he'll turn that he has not consented to and people are treating him like shit. And so uh, he competes against Joey for a couple more years. Uh. It's on and off. I believe, I've that Joey is edging him out most of the time. I do believe that koby Ashi wins against him at least once in that

stretch of years. Um. But by he's done and Kobe Ashi tells George say, I'm not competing in the competition this year. I'm I'm I'm done. Uh. And this was partially because George she would not release him from his contract because all of Major League eating was so dependent on this rivalry. Specifically, he didn't want to let koby Ashi out. He just wanted to keep calling him a piece of ship on live television and saying racist things and having that be how Kobyashi made his living. So

he says, I'm not going to do it anymore. And at contest there is a big dramatic event uh where koby Ashi refuses to compete but does go to the contest uh wearing a T shirt that says free Kobe and basically start to this chant in the crowd among Kobe y Ashi supporters, and this is all on ESPN, like you can watch the whole thing. Joey is in the middle of competing against no real viable competitor at this time except for the Black Widow, and Um, Kobe is in the crowd wearing a free Kobe shirt. I

really want a free Kobe shirt. Um. I think our listeners can find that for you. There's somebody who here listening who is deep into eater culture, and it's going to be now yelling at me that eaters are what you call people who are part of the weird fetish community and not appropriate as a term for these athletes. And they're very angry right now. They're shrieking at me through their headphones in the middle of a trader. Joe's I hope I'm getting this right to whoever that listener is,

because it's it's a lot to take in. What's fun about stuff like this, Jamie's, no matter how much research you do, we're wrong in a specific enough way that somebody is literally shifting on the floor of a trader. Joe's having a stroke in fury because you've gotten a fact wrong about Kobe Yashi's early practicing career, some ship. It's going to be for this going to be great insight into your life. My listeners are very nice. Okay, um he's wearing so he's wearing a shirt. This is

free Kobe. He starts a chancing let him eat, Let him eat, and Kobe Ashi is like, I mean, he is a showman at heart. He can eat a lot of fucking hot dogs. But he's again no offense to my husband Joey, but he's got the showman personality and the technique that Joey Chestnut has never had. Joey Chestnut is an awkward guy who could eat seventy six hot dogs. That's basically what he can do. Kobe Ashi has like

an air about him. He's very exciting to watch. And so what he does is storm the stage after the contest ends, saying I want to shake Joey's hand. That's all he says. What George Shay identifies is an opportunity that goes back to him being at that contest saying

it doesn't matter. What the right thing to do is have him arrested and people will watch that, and so George say it is said, there's no proof that George say ordered this, but it stands to reason, George Say, tell security arrest Kobe Ashi on live television, and that's what happened. He was dragged off the stage, he was slammed into and he was arrested on live television, and what the fuck? Yeah, the chanch. Couldn't people just watch fucking people other dudes eat too much? Like why does

all of this nonsense have to happen? It was, It wouldn't be on ESPN if it was just guys eating too. I mean it it is absurd, like how far they're willing to go, and it is also absurd how effective it is because this was a huge story, like when Kobe Ashi was arrested at the contest that he won six previous times at the contest that he had popularized in the first place, and they fucking arrested him like it was just it was It's I'm very deep into this,

but it is very compelling footage to watch. And again, George Say, years later, is very upfront about what he was trying to do. He says this last year, he says, uh, when Kobyashi stormed the stage, it was phenomenal, unfortunate in so many ways, but phenomenal for press. That's how it grew and grew. It was always about the free media. This year we had something like forty billion consumer impressions,

just a massive number and huge value. And so again it's just he doesn't care, Like it's whatever the thing is that's going to get attention is the thing he will do. And in this moment, it was arrest Kobe Yashi, which is you know it, Yeah, how do you feel about that? I I think they've overcomplicated watching people kill their hearts through processed meat. And I'm I'm livid, Jamie.

I'm the angriest I've ever been. Good good. I was hoping that this story I would get you there because it is a very it's so I mean, and it's so like specifically American in the ways that it's infuriating because it's all just like weird pr and eating things that are bad for you, Like it's so ridiculous. Um, it's already it was never going to be a good thing because it's it's bad to eat seventies six hot dogs, like it's not a good thing to do. Watch for

a number of reasons. Be careful, be careful. But but they've just made it so unpleasant for no reason, and I am I'm livid. Do you understand now, though, why people say that it's good that George Shay only applies this skill of evil to hot dogs, because imagine this somewhere else it was. Yes, I am glad that he stayed out of politics. Um. I guess people like him are going to do damage somewhere, and maybe siloing off to them to the competitive eating community is better than

some things. But I mean, the main person who's screwed here is Kobe Ashi, who I just I love Kobe Free Kobe Uh. He's devastated by this happening, obviously, he says, I thought the U S was a place where people would be recognized as an American hero because of their achievements. And I thought that where you came from and what

race you are had nothing to do with it. Um. And Joey Chestnut said in response to this entire event, maybe I lack a little empathy because Joey chest I mean this, he's not the bastard on the chopping block here, but he you know, he doesn't say anything. He doesn't say anything in Kobe Ashi's defense, and in spite of the fact that kobe Ash she's the only reason that he's even doing what he's doing. He very much goes with the flow with the Shade Brothers um every single time.

So okay um. So that's kind of the extent of the men's contest to this day. I mean, ever since kobe As she left the sport, Joey has lost one time, and I will tell you why now. It's very funny. Uh. After Kobyash, she's gone. Joey Chestnut like to this day is the face of the company. The chaise love him. He plays ball with fucking whatever. He makes you know, like two to three thousand dollars a year. Competitive eating. He's got a vanity mustard line. He loses once, and

it is very funny. He proposed to his then girlfriend on stage immediately before eating seventy hot dogs. She says yes, it's all and we're all like woo, who you know? And George facilitates the proposal. It's all very weird in corporate joy that shows up to the event and you find out through a series of very funny ESPN color commentary that the wedding was called off and she dumped him. Uh, it's good for you, honey. She was. She was said to have been his trainer. You gotta wash that man

right out of your hair. And Joey is so upset that he was dumped that he loses to my other hot dog eating crash, Matt Stoney, who's a very popular YouTuber who's objectively just a very good looking person. Um. But he loses to Matt Stoney and then does that thing that scary people do sometimes, that he was so upset that he lost to Matt Stoney, you know, the competitor associated with youth, that he spends the next year getting absurdly good at eating hot dogs, and then comes

back the next year and has been undefeated since. And he has a new girlfriend now, um, which I'm assuming he balanced, you know, he balances in his marriage with me. She says, he smells like too much meat, but they seem to love each other. I don't know. I ordered some of his mustard. It's not my business. Quick word, Why are you enabling this? Is what I is what I want to know, because you may be a kind of the bastard here yourself. Why why are you enabling this?

This marble industry? Why am I enabling the hot dog industry. Well, uh no, no, not the hot dog industry, the competitive eating industry. I'm fine with the hot dog industry. Well, there's there's so much about the competitive eating industry I haven't gotten to cover here because it doesn't pertain to George. Say, for example, so many people in the hot dog eating

can unity are fucking each other. It's fascinating. I mean, you would have to you would have to just suck other hot dog people because the mead smell is going to be a problem for anyone else. Robert literally, So I went to the contest this year. The current women's champion could not compete because she was eight months pregnant with another hot dog eaters baby. Like it, This ship goes deep. It is a fascinating subculture, and I can't let it go. They're just very folks doing the worst

thing they can think of a lot of money. The worst things I can think of, yourself is this entire sports. It takes a lot for me to be like, well, I guess football doesn't sound so bad anymore, but a cte here and there, I still think. I mean, if you watch clips, which I know you're not going to Kobe she really uh it peaked with the kobe Ashi Um chest Uh competitions like take the Shase out of It.

Their competitions were very exciting when they were pure and it was just like two guys trying to see who can eat the most meat. It's very fun to watch. Their techniques are very different there whatever, Okay, I have to tell you one more thing about George say and it uh it pertains to how he doesn't like women either. So uh, there is a champion who is a woman for some time in this same era of Kobe Ashi and Joey Chestnut. Uh. She her name is Sonya Thomas Um.

She's she's really cool. I'll uh. She basically they She also came into the sport after seeing kobey Ashi on tv UM. She's a naturalized US citizen. She came from South Korea. She managed a Burger King at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland and was like, I can eat a lot of burger king. Let me see if I can eat a lot of hot dogs. And she got really fucking good edd eating a lot of hot dogs.

And she was consistently the second and third place in an all genders competition for years, but in the Chaise decided that they wanted to separate the contest by gender. There was no reason given for why this was um other than just misogyny, because every other competitive eating contest in the country at that time was not separated by gender, because there was no reason to do that. Yeah, there's why would why would you ever think that's necessary. Stomachs

is stomachs. And Sonya Thomas, I mean there was a huge like she had this real kind of like run in the mid two thousands of like she was beating Joey Chestnut all the time, and she was beating Kobayashi and like it she's kind of erased from the main narrative, but she was a huge competitor who was just like very fun and like she loved the backstreet boys and the carpenters and she worked at Burger King. Like she was just America is not ready for a woman who

can eat a lot of hot dogs. We're twenty years away from being able to accept that fully. Clearly not. Because it was like all the press around her was very misogynist, Like in every piece written about her she was it was written about like she had an eating disorder, as if every hot dog conson. Literally the entire sport is an eating disorder. People like all of them have one. Yeah, it is a professional eating disorder. Seventies six hot dogs.

That isn't eating disorder. This I mean she's she's still around. She stopped competing after a while, but she's I mean, she is very petite. She the first time she won, she weighed ninety nine pounds and eight thirty seven hot dogs. Like she's, she's very petite. That is a significant amount of her body weight. It is quite like, I think it's more impressive that she than she can do that than Joey or kobe A. She can do fucking anything,

but whatever. Like So, beginning in the Shaise decide, actually we you know, and this is after Kobya's departure from the sport, we want to separate men and women. They give no reason, um, and they immediately move the women's competition to ESPN three, where no one will ever see it.

They change the belt from a mustard belt to like this pink pussy shaped thing, and they cut the prize money by seventy So that you are a woman who can eat the most hot dogs, which Sonya Thomas always was, you would only get two thousand, five hundred dollars as opposed to the ten thousand you get if you win the main contest on ESPN U. The Shas put a lot of pressure on Sonya Thomas to endorse this decision

um and sort of posited as a good thing. And she made the point at the time saying, you know, maybe this will be good, maybe more women will get involved in the sport. This is fine. I don't feel the need to ask for more money. Um. And but you know it, it blows up in her face. You know. The women's contest to this day is still broadcast on ESPN three. The the amount of money is um still.

I mean there's still a lot of disparity in terms of Joey Chestnut makes a hell of a lot more money than the current women's champion, Mickey Pseudo, who was pregnant with I can't emphasize it enough another hot dog years baby. Um. And they still give women a pink pepto bismol belt instead of the mustard belt. And this year build the Blasio gave the women's belt away. So it was insulted all around. So that is the story of George Say. He is still m seeing the contest.

To this day, he's still uplifting Joey Chestnut as the one true champion. Uh. Fortunately, with time, there are you know, competitive eaters that are now less financially dependent on the Shay Brothers specifically then they were when Kobe Ashi was

kind of at his peak in the US. Because Internet, so there are competitors like bad Land Booker and Matt Stoney who have millions and millions of subscribers on YouTube and TikTok, and there are more ways to be able to eat or chug a lot of food and uh make money from it that are not inherently connected to these two fucking weirdos. But for the most part, they still have the market very much cornered. Um. It's here that I will include George Say recently started went cameo.

Uh if you Robert described cameo, because you described cameo to where people who are technically famous get paid what are actually kind of embarrassingly small amounts of money in order to make random videos for strangers on the Internet. All right, Well, for me, it was not an embarrassingly small amount of money because I pay So I've been withholding this fact, but I wrote a whole show about being Joey Chestnut's fictional wife. I've been work shopping it here.

It's called Mrs Joseph Chestnut America, USA, and it's all about my tortured marriage to Joey Chestnut. And so for this show, I wanted to get a cameo from George, say, encouraging Joey Chestnut to break up with me was the point of this. I paid one and twenty US American dollars for this, Robert, and he sent me, whatever this is, okay, Sophie, can we can we watch it? Dred and twenty dollars

is good for Joey Chestnut. It's very funny when someone like Rudy Giuliani is in there and making videos for a hundred and fifty bucks, because it's like you, you shouldn't be that cheap, Rudy Giuliani, like Robert's gonna it's not a good video. And it's the thing is, even though it makes no sense, there's no option on cameo to respond to someone and say, hey, that's about what I asked for. That's not what cameos for. You don't You don't get to cameo to have an equal relationship

with these people. Jay, Here's what he's said me you ready, Robert, Ladies and gentlemen of America, citizens of the world, we now address Joey. A man of incredible strength, a warrior king who stands with the land meets the horizon, steadfast and unshakable, upon whose shoulders God has arranged the flesh of an archangel, a man of immense wisdom, who, while he is faced by abundant challenges, will stand on the

ramparts of victory, overlooking a sea of truth. Because he will never stop, and he will never stand down, and he will never submit, and he will never surrender until his bones are cracked and splintered and scraped like chuck on pavement, until the very dome of Heaven collapses and the black avalanche of space pours down around us. He will fight on why Because the rock on which he stands is not a rock. It is the United States of America. And now it is go time. It is

go time. Time, it is go no go, Lock and Lord and love him and leave him smoking. If he gotn't see you want to see a seing on the other side. Time time it's condition read all hands on deck, batt and down the hatches, belly up to the bar, do it to would feel the burn fire and the whole hold the phone could be gold. Go home game on game day. Game face, never say never, never said, I never give up. Put up a shut up, shape up a ship out, show me the money, make my day.

Good night, Irene. Wake me when it's over. It's go time. A word from Jamie. Do you like the end? I like at the end where he goes from Jamie, I'm not happy that you gave this person add twenty dollars. Feel good about it? Advocate that was worth every penny. You know it wasn't it was bad. I feel I really thought that I was. Look, I've used cameos in my shows before. I used a Heidi Montag cameo in my lash a Girl. I remember it was wonderful to

great effect. George Shape, what was that that we just heard? We just heard someone have a knockdown? Yeah, I know that. I mean it's I guess an element of it's it's competent showmanship, but also it's the kind of showmanship you have when your sport is incredibly boring and you feel like you have to throw a bunch of nonsense in there, because all it actually is is watching people eat fucking hot dogs. Okay, first of all, again, I feel they

need your fucking mouth. Yeah, this is gonna be a lot of there's gonna be a lot of people messaging me after this, being like Robert, I love your show, but I also have been a fan of Competitive Eating for years and I need you to know why you're wrong. And I'm just gonna let you know now, not going to read those emails people. I do feel like there is significant crossover between your audience and people that like competitive eating. And that's not an insult because I am

that audience. I The thing is, it's I I do believe that it is a sport, and I believe that it is a sport that is run by two fucking weirdos that shouldn't be in charge of the sport. And I believe that Joey Chestnut is a complicit you know, he's he's half complicity it and have trapped and free Kobe is how I feel. I want to share one more quote from George say uh and then I'm gonna absolutely die. Um So again, this boils down to one

man and his younger brothers desire UM two. You know, just create a bunch of bullshit where it doesn't need to be and have it be extremely successful. So last year, George Say says in an interview to Mail magazine, he says this, humans can't understand something without a narrative, so we'll make one up in the absence. And that's a very powerful thing. And ultimately, I think that's what he does.

He creates a narrative where one doesn't need to be to get people excited and upset, and he's very good at it, and he'll weaponize the worst of people in order to do it. And that's just ory of George Say. Well, I hated this, Jamie. I it actually feels great to hear you say that. I feel like that means I did an okay job. Yeah, you did a wonderful job. I I don't like these people and I don't like what they're doing. They're bad. I maybe have food. Maybe

that's not a thing we get to have anymore. You know what's cool, though, is that um Kobe still competes, but he com he competes in a different area of New York against nobody. He just eat a ton of hot dogs with his like friends and community just and regularly quietly has an eating disorder. No, no, he didn't know. It's community. It's exciting, like it's community eating. He didn't the the exciting that you were giving the negative twist to that story. I'm going to give the positive to

watch him eat. No, it's a it's a community. No, it's just like a unity event that he and his wife put together of like it's uh, it's free food for everyone who shows up. And then Kobe eats a ton of hot dogs because that's what he's famous for and that's what he's really really good at. And so I thought it was very cool to see him, you know, like, they didn't they didn't make him quit. He still does it and now he does it for himself. I'm happy

for him. They didn't take the thing he loved the most. I would. I would eating a lot of meat. Yeah, I mean I I do think. Yeah, people have, people have the right to I want to eat a lot of meat. Um. I just find all of this deeply off putting. Jamie Free Kobe. I'm glad that Kobe is doing better, though. Um. Not a fan of Joey Chestnuts though, look, Joey Chestnut is you know, yeah, look, absolutely has the

name of a character. And then I think you should leave sketch it is and that is just his name. And then the further you go up the family tree, the scarier the names get. Merlin Chestnut. Come on, there's if you want to see something really fucked up, which I know you don't, but the videos of Joey Chestnut, because there's like no protocol for how you should train

to eat seventy six hot dogs. So Joey Chesnut is just doing like free form jazz on how you would prepare for something like this, And there's these horrifying video clips of him, um gas like he does sit ups, but he does sit ups where he's gulping air like he's trying. And then he choose on a little plastic ball for twenty minutes a day to get his jaw all limber, and like he just he does all these I mean, I guess it works, but to what end he's I do think that ultimately Joey Chestnut is not

an ethically good person. But on the other hand, I think he is being forced to kill himself for our entertainment, and I think that that is very sad in it in its own way. I get, yeah, yeah, that's sad. All of this is bad. That said, I will be there at contest and I might actually train and see if I could maybe get on stage on the women's contest, because I think you only have to eat like eleven hot dogs in ten minutes. I could do that. Yeah, I could do that too. Um but no, no, I

don't support this, but I together eating all those hot dogs. Oh, you're no fun. I couldn't be less supportive of this for you, Jamie, maybe that's the one. Maybe that's the one lie he's telling you, Jamie, we don't know. That's yeah. I got to eat. When I was leaving the contest, they put like a plate of a pyramid of two hundred hot dogs in front of Joey, just again for the showmanship of it all. He only ate se and so for the rest of the five they just give

them out to the audience. And so I got to eat one of Joey's leftovers and it did feel really special. Well, I don't like that. I don't like. I'm not gonna say I'm happy for you, but I'm glad you had an experience that he was happy for me because I thought it was very fun to eat Joey's soggy little leftover. Felt good, I said, oh, in the middle of a pandemic, felt safe. Yeah, I mean I wasn't going to bring

that part of but yep, ye. Well, Jamie, you got any plugables if you possibly want to interact with me after what you just heard, Um, yeah you can. You can go on Twitter, Instagram. You can find me there. Jamie loft is help on Twitter, Jamie christ superstar on Instagram, and just set a reminder in your phone for a year from today saying hey, did I preorder Jamie's book

Raw Dog that comes out in April? I sure, hope I did, And then you can buy that book that will come out next year that I'm currently absolutely torturing myself trying to complete. So I hope you read it when it comes out. It's about um this, I mean truly this, George She stuff takes up a couple of pages. There's just so much about hot dogs and their history, um and uh and there's just a lot. So I hope to tread out Raw Dog. Incredible title. Very excited for.

Thank you. I really pushed for raw Dog and satisfied with the outcome. And you can listen to any of my podcasts, uh my YearIn Mental Lolita podcast, spectel Cast or act cast about the Kathy Comics. Follow your Heart. Thanks for letting me do this, Robert. I had to. I hadn't know if I'm putting this together. Thank you for telling me this how it doesn't it feel exciting to be on the other side and you feel absolutely deflated and like dying at the end. I feel great.

I'm just gonna sit alone in a dark room for the rest of tonight. Yeah, what do you think I do every fucking time I'm on this show? And that's fair? This is this is very I mean comment. I may have to go just open one of my old Hitler books to cheer myself back up. There, you books. They can pre order your book after the Revolution. Yeah, google a k Press after the Revolution and you can pre

order my book. And if you preorder it, it comes with a special signed book plate in it, which is a nice little art sticker thing inside the book that has my signature on it. So preorder it a k Press after the Revolution. Uh, please buy my novel um It will be out in May. You can have it in hardcover. I'm still working on the sequel. I just finished chapter four and started chapter five, so it's it's

humming right along. And now you signed mine, absolutely, and if you order a pre order it, you'll get a signed one. Fuck you. And we got a behind the Bassard's live stream show on February one of those dates. Uh, it's a moment, how stuck on slash Phine the Bastards. Yep, we that's over. Mm hmm.