Ben Shapiro's Godawful Book: The Final Episode

everyone listening. It's amazing. Uh what success is defined us these days? But I accept it. Yeah, I accept it too. Um, how are we? How are we? How are we all doing today? On the special, very special day. Ah, it's Friday, it's beautiful. I got a dog in my lap. I apologize, I have a dog in my lap. He might be there's two dogs in here. They might be joining in

the conversation. We'll see. I'm good. I'm glad you have the dogs, Katie, because today isn't it a day where we're going to all get some emotional closure And like, you know, we're all world readers here, you know, we're all fans of storytelling. When you finish a story that has really grabbed you. It's like it can be like losing a family member, Like like there's this this moment of sorrow when you realize it's gone, and we are about to take our very last trip into the world

of Ben Shapiro's True Allegiance. I know if I'm emotionally prepared for this. We started this journey like a full year ago, y'all, it's been a while. I mean, by the time we're done, he'll have released Alliance True True, which I just can't wait for. You know, I love

a series of books. You know, I've been, I've been I I I run one of the largest sub credits for for True Allegiance fans, and the big the scuttle butt is that sequel we're finally going to learn Yard's name crossed, fingers crossed, I don't know, might save that for the third one. Well, we are going to have to come up with something else to read because I'm not ready to say goodbye to this tradition. Now we'll have to find another book, maybe Steven Seagal's book The

Way of the Shadow Wolves. You had a visceral reaction to that title, and speaking of visceral reactions. The first chapter that we're coming back to is we couldn't open this episode better Brett Hawthorne. Here we go. All right, We're in New York City with Brett. Brett couldn't stop sweating. It wasn't that Prescott. Prescott is the terrible president. Prescott's threat scared him. Not after the public scandal with Diana Kelly bullshit though. It was not after Afghanistan, not after

I run, not after spending years apart from Ellen. Prescott would be better off burying the whole situationally avoiding the backlash, making some payoff to Omari, which is the bin laden. This would blow over. Brett wasn't sweating for himself. He was sweating for Hassan. He'd been a fool. He knew that now he'd been a fool far too often, trusting Prescott, serving at his administration and then telling Omari that he knew about Mohammed's association with him. O MARII could backtrack

the story. Okay, so Brett's Brett's feeling bad because he got his friend, the good Muslim in trouble for telling him about the bad Muslim who is like running care basically like we all remember that there's there's there's the there's the anti Muslim bigotry organization that's a front for al Qaeda. Um. Because all of the Muslims except for

his friend Hassan are bad guys. Um. And Brett got his friend in trouble because his friends sent him to the anti Muslim bigotry people who knuke to New York City. Because the only reason to be against bigotry against Muslims as if you're planning to destroy the largest city in the country. That's basic of any other logical region. Yeah, yeah, Okay, So he's wondering how Prescott tracked him down. Yeah, because he got caught by the President and the FEDS. Last

episode or last chapter, whatever you want to call these things. Um. Yeah. So he's in his hotel room. He's in trouble. He's worried about his friend. He picks up his phone and he dials Hassan's number. Hassan picks up on the first ring. General Hawthorne, he said, Brett picked up the queue right away. Hassan knew they were listening. Hassan Abdul, I've heard so much about you. A mutual friend of ours referred me

to you. He said you could answer some questions about chronic philosophy for an article I'm writing about my experience as an Afghanistan and Iran. Okay, So he's they're doing like the the the Koi thing because he doesn't want to give anything away over the phone because he's being tapped. YadA YadA, YadA. Um okay, let's let's let's where's that good Brett Hawthorne action here? Come on, he's getting the

climate like we're getting. Come on, Okay, So he gives Hassan his address and Hassan comes over, and that's how they're That's how they're going to have a real conversation. Brett puts on Joy Behart to drown out whatever listening devices are in the room. Has been a big joy Behart fan. I don't think so couldn't be no. Um okay, so uh the um. So they have twenty minutes of phony discussion about the Koran Um. We still don't know

what Brett's actually trying to do. Okay. So this whole conversation they've had is just so that Brett can set up another secret meeting where they're going to actually have the real conversation, good writing. We needed these last three pages where nothing really happened. Um So now he winds up later, back at Hassan's apartment. Uh sneaking past federal agents and stuff to have I guess the real meeting. When Hassan led him in, he immediately held up a

piece of paper to his chest. They stopped here today, it said the tapes are gone. Brett's face went white. So they've known all along, and then they'd waited for Hassan to leave the apartment to ransack it. So of a bit, he whispered to himself. Then he read the rest of what Hasan had written. Found your Muhammad. It read Flatbush blew it an address, So that's the terrorist who's in the country to set off another bomb. I guess you could have just this is like nitpicking. We're

getting the nipicky stage. He read the rest. He read the last. I wouldn'tsh back and say that's not nitpicky. An overall note. Yeah, you know what say you read the rest of what this person wrote, like we know that so far has been written like four pages that could have been like three paragraphs where he's like, yeah, we exchanged coded messages until we could actually meet overall. Note, you need a redundancy at it. You need a redundancy

at it. I mean, that's the thing when you're when you're writing a piece of fiction, you write it right, and the first draft is always going to be trash. Everybody's first draft is bad. Don't publish that one, Ben, Ben. And then your goal should be to go through a few more times and make it short. Every time. It should get a little shorter because you're recognizing, for example, that you wrote for unnecessary pages that don't convey any

useful information about the progression of the story. Um but I don't know, just a note, yeah, okay, Um. So he has to escape from Hassan's apartment. He's dodging federal agents. We have an action scene I guess where. It takes way too long, pages and pages of him just running away from guys and hiding. Um, Ben, I was hoping for more fun combat General Bret Hawthorne stuff. But okay, so the agents catch him, he gets he's he finally, after three pages of very boring running away, he's on

the subway platform. The agents catch him. General shouted, one of the agents, just come with us. You know, we have our orders. Brett breathed, heavily, bent down and put his hands on his knees. He held one finger to them, all right, just catching my breath, guys, and then looked up at them. As the noise of the approaching subway train grew, he he counted down in his head. He could see the lights approaching down though. I think he's going to jump on the train. Um, yeah, yeah, he

jumps on the train. Um. And he successfully runs away from the uh the federal agents. Um. Oh wait, no, no he doesn't. They run after him. So we're running again. We're running again. We're running again. This is so many pages of just Brett Hawthorne trying to avoid federal agents. Um. Okay. So he find he gets away. He comes out into New York City. He's walking around Prospect Park. He's looking

for this Mohammed guy. He finds his apartment. Uh. He had almost no chance of avoiding detection if Mohammed was listening. He knew the complex, the apartment complex Mohammed's, and just wasn't big enough. Heavily trafficked enough. Sure enough, a woman from to Be opened her door cracked to get a look at him. He cleared at her, and he heard her shut the door and lock it. His hand felt in his pocket for a weapon he didn't have. Did

he normally keep his weapons in his pocket? Yeah? Yeah, I mean he he doesn't have anything, but it's not like he reached down by his side where his his trusted side arm was. He doesn't keep his gun in his pockets. I got what I got? Yeah, I mean, okay, some of us keep loose knives in our pockets. That's healthy. Um. Eventually you build up an immunity to getting cut. Really yeah yeah, it's like strict nine. Um. Okay. So he finds he gets into Mohammed's apartment, but Mohammed has been

murdered already. He's had his throat cut, so I don't know. There's some fucking terrorism ship going on here. Um. Oh, and Brett has arrived just in time to almost catch the assailant. Um. Okay, so we have an action another action seen here. Um. He gets attacked by the guys who just killed this terrorist, um, and he fights them off. Well, he's in the process of fighting them off. Um. There's

another boring action scene. Uh. And he succeeds in beating up the guys who killed the other guy and taking them captive. Um, so yeah, he gets puts a night to one of their throats and he's out. He's about to torture one of these guys for information. That's that's we're leading in the last paragraph of Brett's chapter is a few minutes later, after subduing Mahmoud, who's the guy he is about to torture, Brett diald Ellen. Honey, he said, don't come to New York. I can't stay for certain yet,

just don't come to New York. Something bad is okay? So you remember three chapters ago when Ellen called him because she was about to fly to New York on behalf of the governor and she gets a call from Brett telling her not to. This is apparently happening contemporaneously to what happened three chapters ago. That's why Brett was, oh, okay,

So now we're back at that part. Well, because goodtinuously building but also continuously going back in time in order to build again, so that there's it's like a zig especially if that is um a styleistic choice that has not been introduced earlier in the novel. Yeah, you need to make it as not clear, as I will say, one thing that has been introduced in this book so far is that Brett will change perspectives and shift time periods at random. Ben, sorry, not Brett. There is that.

So yes, Ben, Brett whomever. Uh yeah, jokes on me for not paying close enough attention. All right, I'm gonna skim more this next bit because this is just the joke is on us for reading this. So our next chapter is in Ellen chapter, and I guess we're finally moving forward in time from where Ellen was three chapters ago before Brett's chapter took us back in time. Um. Good. So Brett's been missing for more than twenty four hours. Nobody knows where he is. Um, she's waiting for an

audience with the president. She's in New York City. So apparently she flew to New York City. Okay, she didn't get explained to us. Yeah, you know, I'm okay with that because if if you did, if you did a bit where you like wrote about her going there, I'd be like, Man, we don't need this. That's fair. Although Cody the next page or so is been going back in time and explaining why she decided to go to New York. Um. Um, all right, so we have a little bit about how she expected to be chaotic in

the wake of the terrorist attack. But the militarious gene a brilliant job of cleaning up the city and opening up traffic. So that's good. Um okay, uh, there's a great line here. The dredging of the traffic clogged the main arteries. The dredging of the Hudson had just come about come to its conclusion. Although the coast Guards still patrolled the waters and heavy numbers military men and women seemed to throng throughout the city, occupying every coffee house,

every restaurant. This, she thought must have been what World War two felt like. M couldn't agree more. She expresses that it's calming having armed women and men everywhere, which if they're in coffee houses and rest like, the military isn't just let you keep guns when you're off duty. Like maybe if you were at like a fob in Afghanistan, yeah, you'd always want to have a gun near you. But like these guys were sent to a city to assist in a rescue operation, they're probably not carrying guns as

a rule because they're doing recovery work. They wouldn't have guns. The army is are gonna be like, yeah, we'll take yours. We're in New York, take your gun to get coffee. I'm shocked he got this so wrong. Yeah, I mean, it's just, uh, it's just been wanting to do his you know, master banning over the military thing. Aren't things better when everybody has guns and things better when the army? I love to feel comfortable when everybody's got guns and occupying.

It's fine. Well, it's one of those things you feel safe when everyone has guns. Obviously, I you know, I spent a lot of time around places where everybody has guns. But I don't feel particularly comfortable when there's a bunch of armed soldiers everywhere in the middle of a city. That's not a great sign. Particularly, that's a particularly bad sign. It's weird because Ben is supposed to be like this kind of libertarian conservative, but the thing he's celebrating isn't

like a bunch of armed citizens. It's like a military occupying the largest city in the nation, which isn't a small government thing. But I guess conservatism left that behind a while ago. Yeah. Also, she's she she feels safer in midtown Manhattan and the immediate wake of a terrorist attack with soldiers everywhere. Then she felt in El Paso, famous for being one of the safest large cities in

the United States, which been continuously forgets. He just thinks it's got to be like a dangerous hell hole because it's close to the border. I'll pass. It was like a famously safe city. Yeah, he doesn't want to know that. Yes, but what if in this book it isn't. Yeah, I mean it clearly isn't because the government has declared war on Mexico and has invaded from El Paso. Um, but El Paso is number six in the top ten safest metro cities in the United States. Um, New York. Uh, well, no,

New York is too, okay, So yeah, fair enough. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's gotten. It's it's it's pretty safe, pretty safe town. So there you go. I guess, fair enough, Ben, Um, although it's weird that she feels extra safe in the wake of a terrorist attack that killed thousands there, Um yeah, but whatever, all right, So she's she calls Ben's friend, the special forces general who sent him on this question in the first place, and YadA, YadA, YadA, she calls

somebody else. She's just she's doing a lot of phone calls. She's walking around New York phone calling people, like a reverse episode of Seinfeld. Um, okay, now she's buying a sandwich. We get about a page or so of her talking to a sandwich fender about how the president is angry at her husband. Um, I don't know if that's information she should just be sharing with people. Yeah, I've been going on. I don't know. They're both eating a sandwich together.

She's some he's some sources of his. In any case, it's very boring. Um. Yeah, she's just meeting with people, meeting with people, talking to folks. Honestly. Yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ, I wouldn't be. She finally, after several pages of very boring conversations, finds the place that her husband fought those guys and found the murder dude. Uh, and I think she let's see. Oh yeah, no, she finds so the the assassin that her president fought, or that

her her husband fought. Uh, he apparently murdered and he's been sitting in the apartment ever since. And yeah, so she's she's she's following in the wake of her husband's murder spree. I guess, uh that's good. Yeah, that's a meat cute Okay, so okay, she finally gets you, finally gets set up with her meeting with the president that she's supposed to take on behalf of the governor of Texas who has invaded Mexico. Prescott finally caught Ellen that night.

They met at a conference room in the hotel. Prescott said, at one end of the long conference table, with Tommy Bradley at his elbow, they placed her at the opposite end. She felt like a little girl called into the principal's office. But realizing that's exactly how Prescott wanted it, she stealed herself for the confrontation. That's a bad sentence, But realizing that's exactly how Prescott wanted it. Comma, she stealed herself

for the confrontation. No Ben, that's no Ben. She was surprised when Prescott grinned her, have you seen your husband yet, miss Hawthorne? That little repost Ellen quickly figured meant they were tailing her. Not yet, Mr President, she said, In fact, I'm not quite sure where he is. She figured Prescott must already know that otherwise he wouldn't have asked. He knew better than to ask questions to which he didn't know the answers, Wait, what did you do? That's okay, okay, Um.

So they're having a conversation about coming to an agreement on board or security because again her boss has illegally invaded a sovereign nation. They determined that they're at an impasse. Okay. The President leans forward, a sudden seriousness coming over his face. I'm sure you can do better than that. Look, see, from my perspective, we just faced the most serious a terror attack in our nation's history. All I'm trying to do is rebuild. All I need is some time, some

calm in the country. You've seen the situation in Detroit. The world's on fire. Whose fault is that? Mr? President? What did you just say? I said, at your fault? Mr President Ellen couldn't back Okay, truth Hower, I guess I guess he caused. He caused all this by not bombing Iran, is what she's saying, or having all of the Black Lives Matter activists massacred. Yeah, that's that's why the world's Yeah, not enough violence. We need to listen

to the women more. Yeah, okay, so the President offers, oh, okay, So the President has Brett. Apparently he got captured. And after this point and after like they I, they can't come to an agreement on the border. He brings Brett in um two secret Service agents ushered in General Bretta Thorne. His face was bruised, his clothes were filthy. He looked awful. His hands were gashed and scraped his knuckles bloody. For a moment, Ellen felt miles away. Her husband blurred through

her tears. Okay. She She ran to him, throwing her arms around his neck. He stood there awkwardly, then raised his hands to her head, stroked his ear, she her hair. She breathed in the smell of him, the wonder of him, And then he saw Prescott smiling face and came back to earth. She kissed his cheek. What do they do to you? She whispered. He gently pushed her back. Then he turned to the President, his hands open, pleading. Mr President, He said, you need to call m. M Omari right

now and get some answers. And why is that general? We've had this conversation before. Okay. So the Brett spent his day's tracking down leads there's a terrorist attack. Uh, he's he's warning the president's about to be a nuclear attack on American soil. I've seen the strategy before in Afghanistan. They draw you in with one bomb, then used a second to kill those who helped. I think what happened to the bridge was the preliminary attack. Prescott paused. He

stroked his chin thoughtfully. Then he said slowly. I don't believe you. You already knew, Brett mused, enraged. So the President knows that there's about to be a nuclear attack, and I guess he's Oh, no, okay, I did. I did know. And I don't believe your intelligence is better than my c i A, my FBI, my Department of Homeland Security. I don't buy this Jack Bower routine you're putting on. I think you've got the dellusions of grandeur and that you always did. Okay, So that was a

deliberate twenty four reference when he tortured that guy. That's nice to see. Yeah, okay, So the president he eddie edda. Uh, it's just like it's because we've stretched this out over a year, it is, but like I'm just so not invested in what's going on? I am I because there's so many different plots and they're all poorly laid out, and everything takes twice as long as it ought to. You're right, Cody, that it might be because we've reached this out over the course of a year. Yea. Also, No,

it's bad. It is. It's terrible. It's a terrible there's a reason it's been stretched out. It's because it's awful. Yeah, we've got we've been putting it off a plot that doesn't make any sense because we've got both There was the first bombing, which I guess was covered for the second bombing using the nukes that Saddam had, but he

hit an Afghanistan. Yeah. And then there's also the evil Black Lives Matter group and their scheme to replace all of the cops with black people, which is so far is what we've got of the scheme of the Black Lives Matter crew and fundamental misunderstanding I think. Um. And then of course there's the attack on Mexico. Yeah, and then there's then there's an invasion of Mexico. Um. That feels like a good place to take an ad break. Yeah. Yeah,

you know who also would invade Mexico. These sponsors are sponsors. Yeah, all right, we're back and we're we're just desperately trying to close out this book that we are now of the way through taste the President. Okay. So we we get to the President and and them are having their talk about, you know, the breat's warning that there's a nuke that's going to be set off. The President doesn't

believe him because he's got his intelligence. Um yeah, okay, so um, and he basically threatens like, hey, we've got your husband around two different murders at this point. Uh, and if we wanted to, we could have him convicted. And Ellen asks why the president is doing this and he says, because miss Hawthorne, your husband forced me into this, so did you. The President of the United States is not just a job. It's a high office. The President

of the United States can out look ridiculous. He can't have a two bit jackass redneck governors spitting in his eye, and he can't have rogue generals portraying him as a weekly days after terrorists bro up the damn George Washington Bridge. So here's my offer. We all walk out of here as best friends. Ellen, you told the press that we've reached an agreement and the state of Texas will be

removing its troops from the border. You apologize from the massacre in Mexico, and just so your board, Bubba has a fallback position, you can tell them that I've pledged to offer up the federal support on the border as soon as possible. As for you, General Hawthorne, you retire quietly back to Texas with your wife. You keep your damn mouth shut because I'm tired of hearing it. So that's the deal they're willing to reach. Um, I don't know if that's gonna fly. Yeah, that's his best comeback.

You keep your damn mouth shut. Also interesting, you know, I can't have uh, these governors, you know, mouth and back to me. I can't have these reports. Every single president in the history of ever, there's people like you's always going to be we're talking about you. Yeah, yeah, I mean and yes, that's everything about this president. Um is funnier based on how Ben went to bat for

Donald Trump. Like everything he said he writes about this guy is a lot funnier because the year after he published this book, he had to start defending President Donald almost almost a month after the Book of Public it was so Um. That chapter ends with with Brett and Ellen deciding whether or not they're going to let America get news so they can retire in Texas. Um. And next chapter the end of the beginning. Uh boy, here poetic,

it's poetic. Mark Presscott had gotten his moment, but now the time had come for the next step, the actual launch of the Work Freedom Program, which is his The president is a Nazi because he wants to give people jobs program. He'd spoken with the Chinese government and they had confirmed their prior commitment to purchase another massive round of debt. His advisors had warned him that too much leverage to the Chinese would place the nation's finances at peril,

but his own economist told him differently. The Chinese, they shared him, could afford to take a financial hit even less than the United States by tying the two economies together. In fact, President Prescott, but we're doing a service to the financial future of both countries. A little bit of a little bit of China bating there. Um. Yeah, So he's he's about to announce his big new works program He's gonna do with the military as a backdrop. It's going to have all these soldiers that are in New

York behind him so that conservatives can't yell him. Because the armies there um. Preparations for the event had begun nearly a day in advance. The military set up bleachers to hold thousands of troops from across the country. Prescott insisted that the most racially diverse troops be placed directly behind them for the cameras, and all had them all pre screened for their political sensibilities. So that's okay. Uh yeah, so Dad, he's getting ready for his big He's gonna

change America. And now we're back to Brett and Ellen who are sitting in the President's hotel trying to figure out what they're going to do. Uh. They cry and cry and cry, and they're talking about Brett is now explaining to her everything that we saw him do um in the previous chapters where they weren't together. So that's good. Um, I'm glad that he can open up. No, yeah, okay, so um yeah. Brett says that they can't do he can't abandon things. They have to go about trying to

stop this terrorist attack. They can't retire in Texas. Um, all right, now we're back to the President's big event. Everybody's waving signs. Uh yeah, YadA, uh oh, no, no, this is solo Dad. So Solo Dad is at the President's big event. I think she's about to do a terrorist attack. So she's she's going to she's she's slipping through the crowd. Ricky O'Sullivan, the cop who shot the dead eyed black boy, is waiting in her car. I guess he's he's her wheelman. Um oh, she's going to

try to assassinate the president. Um okay. Aiden's death had changed her, hardened her. She knew she could fob off the California water. My recollection wasn't aidan. They didn't know each other that well. I mean, she he was the He was the fed the swat cop guy who then got blown up by a drone stick. She met him the day they escaped, right, yeah, but he killed the rest of the swat team to help her escape. So they were But it seems like, um a wild way to end up. It's a wild path to end up

to killing the president. Killing the president, yes, yes, I mean death of this person that she'd known for a short period. I don't know, just a note, Katie, why would you kill the president? Why would I kill the president? Would kill the president? Let's all talk about clear into the microphone. To kill the president, the president, the president, President, the president. I think he would have to at least

have been she or she in this book. I'm right, very least had to kill the person if I wanted to get specific revenge on that president. I don't know. I wish I had a funny answer. You took me off guard. Everyone gets taken off guard when presidents get killed. That was the great lesson of the Suppruter film. You the start of the film, everybody's having a good times in me getting arrested in some capacity. I'm not going

to be happy about it. I mean, we do start every episode by saying that the threats against public figures that may appear in this episode are in fact legally actionable. Um officially endorsed by and officially endorsed by I Heart Radio. That was a call Sophie and I made years ago, maybe a bad one. I've got the I Heart team

behind me. Yes, yes, I Heart Radio collaborators with Bernard Sanders and with Okay Loves limping me in on a crime I you know, the best thing about crimes is getting other people involved, which is what Sola dad understands. Great pivot backed, thank you. So apparently she voted for Mark Prescott the first time. Um, because his promises of a better America and more caring America appealed to her. Then it turned out caring was just a cover for control,

very subtle then very subtle dig it liberals. So uh yeah, she's she's she's in this big crowd, but she's also thinking about what happened right after Ricky got killed by a drone. Um. So yeah, they'd spent days hiding in the woods because everyone thinks that they're dead. Uh yeah, yeah, uh um. Okay, so she's explaining why Solo adds. So we start with Sola add in the crowd, and then we go back in time to after Aiden was killed. For bid to spend several pages explaining why she decided

to kill the president. That's good, that's good writing, ben Um, we're just doing another time shift here. Uh, this is great. Sola Deed felt the handgun in her purse. It was a three D printed plastic gun. She bought it from a gun enthusiast in Ohio. He'd been a nutcat obsessed

with weaponry with an industrial grade printer at his garage. Prior, three D printed guns had been made with a few key pieces of metal to absorb the explosion of the gunpowder or bullet, but this guy had perfected a method of making specialized bullets with a thicker shell that could absorb the brunt of her What wait a second, Ben, that's not how guns work. So this is an all plastic gun, so it won't set off a metal detector.

But it's not all plastic because the reason that the plastic gun works is that the bullets have extra thick metal shells. So there's no metal in the gun at all, just metal in the bullet, and as a result, it won't set off the metal detector. Uh huh. I don't think he researched that. I mean, I guess she's unloaded it, so the bullet is elsewhere and she's just assuming it's well, she's gonna load it to kill the president, but she's

she's assuming that the metal detector. Number One that in a place like I've gone through Secret Service checkpoints, they don't just scan you for metal. They run it through a thing that lets them see what's in your bag. They would notice the gun shaped thing. Um. Also, three D printed guns don't work that way. But why would I expect Ben to know about one of the things he in this world? It does. It's just a dumb explanation. It's just a dumb explanation for how a three D

printed gun would work. Um, because it doesn't make any sense at all that like the bullets going to absorb the metal shell of the bullet will absorb the explosion, but the bullet has to travel down a barrel, and a plastic rifled barrel is not She's not gonna work very well. Okay, unless you write it down. He did write it down. Okay, whatever I guess fiction authors you get, you get a little thing like this. Even though his explanations dumb, I'll give it to him. Um. Okay, So

now we're back back to Brett and Ellen. Sola. Dad's got her gun. She's gonna get close to the president and kill him. She'd have to get within a few dozen yards of the president. That's a long range shot with a real pistol. Then, like, it's hard, it's hard for most people to hit. Like if you're a good shott away. Maybe you know, um, you can you can hit reliably with an actual handgun from twenty or thirty feet away, a plastic gun with a plastic barrel. You'd

get have to get that. You would have to be at point blank range. Right. Maybe then if it's like the kind of thing where you're just gonna shove it into their face and fire, you're not. You're not hitting anything with that gun from dozens of yards away. Like okay, Ben, So thanks to the foot track, think at the heart. Now, now we're back to Brett and Allen. They're sitting in a limousine um with the White House Chief of Staff. He keeps trying to talk to them. Um. Brett turns

to Ellen. I need to go now, sweetheart. They won't let me go anywhere. Once we get to the airport. I need to get down to the harbor. But you listen to me. Whatever you do, you get on the plane with Prescott. I don't know whether this attack will come at the event or not, but I want you out of this city. I'm so sorry for this out. I'm so sorry for everything we could have had a life together. She looked at him, dead in the eyes, Brett Hawthorne, I want you to know this. You are

my hero. God, okay, I just can't even read the rest of that. Share the screen and one of us will read it. But she She looked at him, dead in the eyes. Brett Hawthorne, I want you to know this. You were my hero. You always were. I am so proud to be your wife. I wouldn't trade my life for anyone's. They felt the urge to kiss each other, then they remembered Bradley in the car and hugged Instead. Take a bullet for you, babe, he said, take a

bullet for your sweetheart. She answered, Oh god, okay it me. I know it. Our listeners that a minute. Just because someone's in the car doesn't mean you can't fucking kiss your wife. What is this? What kind of weird kiss shaming is this? You haven't seen her so long and you haven't kissed her yet. Come on, they're being watched by the Secret Service and the President's man, but like

they know they're married a secret. Yeah, like of all the things that are going to be a problem of the fact that they're like they're doing a quick funk on the sidewalk. Yeah, Brett's Brett's planning to escape. Um, like he's planning to flee and run away from the Secret Service. The fact, yeah they're not close, you can't see it, but Cody's face is it's so bad, it's it's I am convinced that Ben has never kissed his wife as a result of this, because some one might see, Yeah,

someone might see. What if? What if somebody sees it? They only kiss in the bedroom under the covers. They hugs fully clothed under the covers. That's I mean, I'm not going to say that the father of Ben's children as a Turkey based but I'm not going to say it's not just based on this chapterally speaking, very possible. Why didn't like, I know why he thinks bread Hawthorne is such a cool fucking name. He thinks he did

he thinks name. It's unbelieved. It's like so embarrassing. It's sad because this is who he desperately wants to be UM and he's he spent his life wanting to be an imaginary bear of a man who won't kiss his wife before going to stop a nuclear attack, unto they love saying bread Hawthorne, bread Hawthorne Okay, So then reach pops open the lock and like jumps out into traffic in order to escape from the vehicles. The Secret Service

can't find him. He sprints around the corner, he loses them. Um, there's not Secret Service agents on the running boards of the limousine like they're always are on the president's limo Um ever since Bernard Sanders one cold nove embery day changed presidential security forever, um forever. Yeah, Well, he knew he wanted to be the president one day, so he's like, I want to feel really really protected, so I gotta take I gotta do this. So yeah, that was that

was Secret Service was slacking. Yeah, when I'm president, They're not gonna limos is no top that's a terrible line. Let me the top of the top one percent of all car all right that something like that. There's there's a joke there. We'll figure it out one of these days. C Brette's running around, he's he's looking to he's trying to stop this arist attack. He sees um above the huge throng of people waiting for the president to speak,

a mom omari who's giving an invocation? Um, oh good, Uh so the president being evil has has has a Muslim giving the invocation for this terrorist attack. Um, there's polite of applause. Um. The mom takes a seat, yet a yeada YadA. Brett gets is almost at the stage, He's close to the stage. The presidents playing videos of of of soldiers doing relief work and helping after the disaster. The crowd's very The crowd roars its approval. It made

Brett queezy. There were no pictures of the falling in Afghanistan or Iraq, no pictures of the bomb going off under the bridge. Yeah, okay, um, yeah, it makes sense that you would have pictures of dead men in Iraq at a vigil for a terrorist attack in New York. That would make other people queezy. Mm hmm. I mean,

I don't know. I guess the point that Brett is making is at all of the men who died in Iraq and Afghanistan, we're trying to prevent this attack on New York, which is why we we had to get Saddam's w m d s that are now back in America because we invaded Iraq. The point he's making because we went to war with these countries because Saddam had these weapons and they still wound up over here, maybe suggesting that the war was a bad idea. But Ben

doesn't stop to think about that. Um. So the president starts a speech, My fellow Americans, we stand strong, we stand together. YadA yadah. He's oh. Okay. The President announces that he's authorized his air force to strike Syria. Why that's what? Brett asks? What the hell is in Syria? Prescott continued. Our intelligence tells us that this vicious terror attack was masterminded in that war torn country. We felt the brunt of their rage, and we took there and

they took their best shot. Now they will take ours. Okay. So he's attacking Syria. Um over this attack that was using Saddam's weapons from Iran. All right, and he announced the start of the work Freedom program. Um. He gives, he gives a speech. He gives a speech. Um, Brett, notice is a couple of federal agents in the crowd. Um. The speech continues, God, this is just this, it's just so boring. Um. Okay, but it was so focused on

Mahmud that he bumped into a smaller woman in front. Okay, he bumps into Sola Dad and he immediately recognizes by the way she has her hand in her purse that she has Yeah, that she's got a gun. He'd seen that arm angle before. He knew what the person looked like, before they pulled a gun from concealment. He's good. I mean, I think it looks the same when you're pulling anything out of a purse, more or less. But okay, whatever, that's fine. Brett, He's a combat general, he knows these things. Um.

He responds instinctively by yelling gun and grabbing her hand. Um. She fires uselessly into the air. The crowd panics, the Secret Service jumps on the President. They pull him off the stage. Um. Then Brett gets jumped by the Secret Service. Um. Yeah. Ellen had watched the proceedings above Air Force One. She watched the flustered anchors and the major network news try to get a beat on the story, giving out unverified information then retracting it. She knew Ben had. Brett had

no cell phone, so she had no one to call. Instead, she waited. So the President gets back on the plane, his motorcade arrives. Uh. He's angry at everybody, wondering how the security fucked up so bad and screwed up his big moment. He yells at Ellen about her goddamn husband. She says, my husband's savior life. Here's what I think. I think your husband should up at that event because he's got a fixation with the mom. Yeada, YadA dada. Okay,

where's this all heading? Um, So he argues with Ellen. Um, they're all on Air Force one. Um. She sees like people going through security as they get ready to take off to protect the president. She sees a man she didn't recognize who emerged with his bodyguard from the presidential motorcade. The bodyguard carried a large defel bag. Next and stood a Secret Service agent, the same guy who tackled Brett. Um, I think there's a I think they're gonna blow up Air Force one with a new Um. Yeah, I think

that's about to happen. Um. So she doesn't. She recognizes the mm O Mari, who's about to be on the plane with the president. They're all buckling in. The mom is talking to his bodyguard in Arabic, which is obviously shady. The plane takes off, the plane begins to drop. Um, oh good lord. Okay. Then oddly the plane began to drop. The buildings in Manhattan grew nearer beneath the plane as Ellen watched curiously through the window. The voice of the

pilot poured through the speakers. Ladies and gentlemen, don't be concerned. The President has requested that we descended to a lower level over the city of New York in order to take publicity photos. Okay, yeah, I guess they're taking plane publicity photos. Um. Okay. So that's one thing I really hate about liberals. Is there their plane publicity photos. Um? Okay. So the President is having the plane fly low over New York and at the same time, the m mom

mo mari starts chanting in Arabic. Um. I think it's it's his death chant because he's getting ready to do a terrorism um. And Ellen gradually figures out what's happening. Um. The plane circles lower and lower and lower. Oh god, okay, so it's the It's obvious that a ten attack is about to happen because the Arab man is chanting in Arabic. The other passengers looked around, uncomfortably paralyzed by a peculiar inability to overcome their political correctness. I know Ellen isn't.

Though she's not, she's not overcome with political correctness. She unbuckles her seatbelt and walks towards Omari, but she gets cut off by one of his men, and she shouts that he has a bomb. Secret Service agents appear, they pull their guns. Omary holds up his phone. He says he just wants to negotiate. The Secret Service agents freeze because Omari has been invited by the President. They think that it's been a mistake. Something could be worked out.

Um oh God. From the floor of the airplane, Ellen looked up at Omary. He was lying. She could see it. He was stalling for time. No more time, Ellen thought to herself, No more talk, negotiations games. A line from her past crept into her head for some reason, no loitering cadet. She almost smiled as she remembered, take a bullet for you, babe, she whispered to herself, and she pushed herself, your faces. Uh, if I was butchering a deer right now, I don't think you would look that disgusted.

And I'm a vegetarian. So she grabs Omari's phone, but it's not in enough time. Air Force one explodes at two thousand feet with a nuke um and blows up Washington Heights in a bunch of New York City. Um so, yeah, it kills, It kills a lot of people. Ben writes lovingly about this bomb destroying New York. Yeah. Yeah, obliterated full blocks of Washington Heights. Why specifically Washington Heights do

we think? I don't know. Ben is clearly he spends a lot of time talking about New York getting nuked. I think he's he likes the idea that's what they deserve. Yeah, because of their political correctness. That's why this happened. Um No, I just think it's interesting. That's where Cardi bs from. But it kills a bunch of soldiers too, Yeah, that's probably it is Cardie B. He's he's this is all

his revenge for that song about vaginas. Yeah. I mean, these things did not happen in order, but I mean maybe the song is revenge for this book on behalf of all of us. Yeah. So Brett doesn't see any of this because he's sitting in a cell when the bomb goes off. Uh, he's turned to stare in the distance. He saw the mushroom cloud rise above the profile of the New Freedom Tower. Oh no, he whispered, Oh God, please no. Then he fell to his knees and buried

his head in his hands, screaming silently. All right, now we're at the epilogue. We're finally here to take a break. But we do have to take a break. Yeah, I mean, you know who will also destroy Air Force One? Yeah, when it's two thousand feet above New York City, MS. Yes, they absolutely will. God, I love nukes. Is I can't stop thinking about how Bratt should have just taken that goddamn kiss. Yell. He should have taken the kiss, right, but he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of

the White House chief of Staff. He didn't want the White House Chief of Staff to know that he kissed his wife. It is, it is. It says a lot about Ben that he was like, Oh, people in this situation, knowing they're one of them is about to die, would wouldn't kiss because they wouldn't want the White House chief of staff to know that a married couple kisses. Yeah, they would hug politely. They would hug politely in a way were leaving forever, and from your perspective, as they hug,

you could think like, oh, are they also kissing? Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's I mean, it's just an emblem. Maddic of Ben's talent as an author. So the epilogue, I guess the former governor of Michigan is the acting president. She's addressing the country from the East Room of the White House. Hears in her eyes were genuine. She put forced them down. I know many of you may not know me. Few Americans bothered to learn the name of the vice president of the United States. Oh, I think

most generally do. Okay, So the current vice president, not the current governor. No, okay, she was the former governor current vice president, which we haven't heard about since then, since up until now, because most Americans don't know who the vice president is. The world you don't run with a vice president on your ticket. That that isn't happen.

I also love that the vice president, now the acting president after a nuke has been set off in America, opens her speech by saying, I know none of you know who I am, because I'm just the vice president. M very funny. By now, I'm sure you have heard the news from New York City where a nation's greatest city has once again been struck by the scourge of terrorism.

I'm also sure that you have heard that the President of the United States, Mark Prescott, was the target of that attack, along with hundreds of thousands of the citizens he loved so much. Her green eyes, hardened by years in the political limelight, glinted. She had earned the lines around those eyes, the worry lines around her mouth. Alison Martin had fought her way to the top of American politics.

Uhda uh we have some description of this person. Um way too much of a description of this person's backstory for this moment in the book. Her speaking style was mechanical. She was unlikable. She did not know she's Hillary Clinton. Okay. She did not have the charm of Mark Mark Prescott. She did not inspire. She was, as she liked to herself, a grinder. Yes she did not. She reminded her subordinates tolerate losing. I would give my own life to have

preserved Mark Prescott's. YadA YadA. He's a visionary leader. We will live for him. Okay, So she's talking about this president. Her voice was in pitch and urgency and tenor mirk Prescott was always honest with you, and I will be no less honest. Here's what we know tonight. We know that there was an assassination attempt on President Prescott today at New York Harbor. It was thwarted through diligent work of our security on the ground. We do have a

man in custody. Shortly after the attempted attack on the president, the President's security team moved him to Air Force One, where he was accompanied aboard by media and political figures. That the White House has been a negotiation over the state of Texas. Over why are we talking about Texas now? Um? Yeah, okay, we're just going to Texas. Um oh okay. The represent so they she announces that Ellen Hawthorne is suspected of having smuggled and detonated a small yield nuclear weapon aboard

Air Force One. Um, and so America is now going to war with Texas. Okay, that's what what what? What? What the fuck? Yeah, that's the that's everyone takes Okay, Okay, folks, we support it, not disunity, and we must steal ourselves for the battle ahead. There's also no question that America's capacity for rebuilding his building has been damaged. We've lost a lot of troops. YadA, YadA. The value of the

dollar is fucked up. Uh. Let me in tonight with a quote from President Mark Prescott, spoken just a few weeks ago at the side of the George Washington Bridge bombing love for each other. The President said, care for each other, sacrifice. Okay, uh okay. So we're going to war with and now we're back to leave on Okay. Finally there's been really no resolution, like none of none of what has happened with Levin has built to anything. Um okay. So he's talking. He's on a skype call

or something with the mayors of a bunch of other cities. Um. Because he's been made Emmissary of peace. Um okay. Um. So he's talking to the mayor of Detroit. Uh. Where at war? The war and that wars down south. As you know, some of the mayor's nodded, a few looked uncomfortable. He pressed on that means we've got to have order in our own cities. I know that you're all doing your breast best. But as you know, and as Mark Prescott said, police departments across this country of a long

legacy of racial bigotry. With the current shortage of National Guard and federal military it available, there's bound to be some unrest. He looks at the governor. So here's what needs to happen, and here's what President Martin wants to happen. You're all going to set up civilian oversight commissions. These will be parallel to your city councils and the real authority, real public authority. If not, I can guarantee violence will happen. That's a guarantee. So his evil plan is to set

up civilian oversight commissions over the police. Um okay, which is how he plans to control the country. I guess, uh yeah, they no longer ran, the mayor's no longer run their cities. Leave on Williams did because all of the oversight commissions report to him. I guess, which is better than the cops running the cities, which is how things actually anyway. Uh oh. Now we're at the South China. See the aircraft carrier set more to the man made

island to top the atolls of the Spratley Islands. The Chinese government had spent years dredging the coral reefs, turning them in the military outpost in spite of international fere the crowd. The crew of the lion Yang, fully two thousand strong, had been trained aboard the ship and knew her well. They came accompanied by another seven hundred members of the air group behind the lion Yang, said a flotilla of destroyers and frigates. Okay, so we've got the

Chinese military here. I guess they're about to do a Pearl Harbor um nce in this book. Yeah. Uh wait, no, no, no, they're not um Okay, they're just there's just the Chinese military is about to meet a bunch of forces from the coalition because they're doing uh some sort of um oh, they're sending the Chinese army is heading to America to help with the rebuilding building, but really to occupy the country. Okay, because Hillary Clinton has asked the Chinese military to occupy

the country and help go to war with Texas. Yes, yes, that's what's happening. Uh. And we end on Austin, while I don't know if we're ending yet, but we're at nine. So now we're in Austin, Texas. The impeachment vote against Governor Bubba Davis is underway. He's in his office, the

room dark. He's thinking about Ellen. Uh. There's no way that He'd watched the speech from President Martin, disbelieving there was no way that the federal government, even this federal government, could actually believe Ellen Hawthorne, responsible for the worst terror attack in the history of the United States, could believe him responsible for that attack. But they had said it,

they declared war. His bluff had been called. Unless he wasn't bluffing, Davis knew that governors all over the country were waiting, waiting, watching to see what the House would do today. He'd spoken with the governors of Mississippi. Okay, so he'd spoke with the governors of all of the southern states. Um, all of the good style of the Red States. He's talking, yeah, and he's shared them that he had nothing to do with the attack. Okay, I

see what's been setting up here the federal military. Yea yeada, yeada yeada. The thought thought of American men and women naming guns at each other made Bubba Davis sick to his stomach. He'd hoped in a way that the House would go through with it, remove him from office, put it into all this um that that so he doesn't get impeached. He knew soon that he will be at war with the federal government, so that's that's where we're going. We're going to have another split between red and blue

states and China fighting for the blue states. So we do have a sequel in the works. Well, I don't think Ben's going to write the actual sequel, but I think he and I think his hope was that this would have been a huge hit and he would write a series and they would be made into a blockbuster movie that would convince everyone that liberals are evil. It's so embarrassing when there's a bad book that's setting himself up to have legs like, no, bro, you barely made

it through this. He barely made it through this, and it's not coherent. So okay, I I correct. The last part we in on his New York City Brett Hawthorne is in an empty warehouse that the government's put him in because he's too high profile. He's sad about ellen um okay. A guy, an officer in full swat regalia, walks into the room. He was tall, broad shouldered, which means he's a good guy. Piece by piece, he began there'sn't much time, sir, you need to put this ship on.

Brett looked at him, What are you talking about? You're leaving? General? How did you get in here? You want to stick around here, that's up to you, General, said the officer. But I have a feeling you'd be better off taking my advice. Britt stood up and began putting on the police gears. The officer spoke, General, you're going to walk out of here. Keep your face toward the wall as much as possible. Show them this I D. It's federal. Brett looked at E p A. What do they have

to do with this? The officer left, This I D serves a purpose. Used to belong to a friend of mine. When Brett finished suiting up, the officers sat down with his back against the wall. Only one of us can leave, He said, I think this is Ricky Sullivan. So Sullivan's giving himself up so that Brett can escape. Um uh, So Brett escapes while Ricky takes his place in the black site. He gets into the car and he sees

Sola Dad Ramirez there. He like yells at their because the last time he saw her she was trying to kill the president. Um, you tried to assassinate Prescott. What do you want with me? Sola dad Took looked at him seriously. Do you want to stick around? If so, get out right now. Brett looked at her. You're that terrorist, I prefer rancher. The government made me a terrorist, No, said Brett, you made you into a terrorist. You're free to get out at any time. Brett went silent. She

started the engine. For what it's worth, she said, looking straight ahead. I'm sorry about your wife, General Hawthorne, I'm sorry for this country. I'm not sorry what happened to Prescott. None of that matters. Where are we going? I figure you're the general you pick, Brett thought for a moment. Then he looked to the horizon again, to the murky cloud of ash blotting out the rising stars. He said, his jaw on to look. Ellen would have recognized him

meet instantly, his unshakable determination. Let's head, let's head west, he said, I'm going home. Wait a second, there in like the northeast West, isn't from the northeast, isn't Texas? So okay? Beautiful, beautiful the northeast Oregon? What are you doing? Wait? Why is there still smoke because there was a new Yeah, but we don't know. We don't know how long it's been because never tells us fair. That's fair. I'll given that they'd probably be smoked for a while after nuke

was detonated over New York City. Hate this book. It's terrible, but it is over. It is over. Ben Shapiro's stand in character is looking west from New York towards Texas, which is south um in a perfect sign of everything that this book is. I mean, you know, everybody's got their different opinions this person, uh, says Ben Shapiro. Sureken Wright. I didn't expect him to write fiction, but I couldn't

put the book down. Unfortunately, the events described in the book are possible so great from the recent news, I hope what's described here will never become reality. Waiting for the sequel, so you know, yes, maybe he's actually great that time. What other reviews that right are left ripped, ripped from the headlines. Who can forget the time White Obama was killed by a nuke and Hillary Clinton invaded Texas with China So accurate it's eerie. Yeah, straight from

the straight from the headlines. Ben I am glad it's over. It's funny because the thing that is made clear over and over in this book, from Ben's basic lack of understanding of firearms, to his basic lack of understanding of the military, to his basic lack of understanding of emergency response, to his basic lack of understanding of love, and he's he's a man who's never done anything but right shitty political screeds like he's just he's just, since he was

a teenager, written bad columns about politics. He has no life experience. He's never been anywhere or done anything but been like a rich kid who argues with people on camera. Um. And it's clear because he can't write about anything. You have to end like and when his characters speak or anything's narrated, it sounds like that. It sounds like he's just doing his little his uh, his town hall columns

or whatever. Yeah, casualties are good, Yeah, they're fine. We should bomb He's angry because the president wants to bomb Syria, but we should have been bombing Iran Um oh man. Yeah, you know. The thing The thing about it is. The thing about it is you don't have to have had a lot of you don't have to have had life experience about something to write about it. But you have to have had life experience to write. You have to have like like experienced things in the world to write well.

And Ben is not, and that's made very clear by the book True Allegiance. Yeah. Yeah, also just like, yeah, I think there's a this is the larger issue worth unpacking in the future and many other mediums. But like, yeah, uh, it's just like if you don't really understand or appreciate art, then you can't make it. Yes, yeah, that's an interesting Yeah, it just feels like, yes, he's got a vocabulary. It feels like a very simplistic and naive and childlike vision

of what is possible. You know, you're not not even possible, none of it's possible things. But like it's just it's just immature. It feels like a kid wrote it, except with a thesaurus, you know. Yeah, it's it's one of those things where I with a good piece of fiction as a general rule, especially if you yourself read a lot and have read some of the same things that like the author of The Fit, which if you really like a book, you probably read some of the same

things the author of that book. Right, that's just kind of the way creativity works. You can often tell with a really good book, Oh, I'm going to guess this was a little bit of an inspiration and this was a little bit of an inspiration. You can kind of see, like even if you're not really super familiar like with token, you know, like, oh, this is a guy who spent his entire life reading like different sort of like old

English myths, and that's that's what he's bringing into this book. Um, you can tell that sort of thing because good, good writers steal, you know, That's how it works, stealing or just reading, right, Yeah, lets from the phrases. Good writers borrow, great writers steal right, you know, Like, but you can you can see, like, oh, I can see what inspired you. I can see what your influences were. That's usually that's one of the joys of reading. Um, I don't know

what inspired been. In terms of fiction, I know what I believe he reads. Yeah, I don't believe he reads. There's no sign of it in this book. Yeah. Well I think it's just like stuff right like that. But it's that stuff. It's just like this, um yeah, uh yeah. Just he reads the scripts for for things. That's it. Yeah, and like look at the Yeah, the cover even it's like it reminds you of like a book you'd see at the airport. Yeah, it does, which is I mean,

the cover design isn't bad. It's a good cover. If you're trying to get people to buy a book at an airport, it's fine, exactly. Like the most competent thing about this book is the cover. Yeah. Um, and like you know, but by it's cover all that kind of stuff. But like it's like it's just this, uh, it's chasing an aesthetic and that's it. Yes, there's no like substance.

This is like I want it to be like this kind of thing with like the flag and like the military, and there's gonna be like you know, it's just like this general idea of like what it should should kind of feel like. But even I feel like the word

feel is a little too generous here. Yeah, And you can tell, like it's it's very clear that he wrote this because like like he wrote this imagining those scenes in twenty four where you've got like the timer's ticking down and like Okay, we gotta do this, we gotta find the terrorists here in this here and like everything's like, you know, this attack is happening, We're seeing the people moving around the area that's about to get bombed, and

like this this whole like it's it's scripted. It's written. I can tell it's written by somebody who wanted this to be turned into a movie or a TV show, because it's that's the way it's it's it's it's plotted. It it's not written like that, it's organized like that. It's like, oh and then you know, a better writer and like a director and actors will like inject feeling and suspense into this. Sure sign it's a bad book because writing for it to be a franchise versus writing

a story. Look, I don't even under there's nothing to unpack here. It sucks like there's no like eloquent argument to be made. It's just fucking bad. It's just a terrible it's terrible. Yeah, it's it's it's very we have but we've we've learned a lot together about about how not to write a fiction novel. And we've learned even more. Most of all, we've learned about Ben Shapiro. Yes, a little psyche, Yeah, Comma, yeah, man, the man loves the man,

loves his wife, loves a comma. It is interesting seeing um the reviews are sort of alongest lines, even if like I'm a I'm a fan of Ben Sjapiro, but this is not a good or interesting there are a lot of it is. It's not exciting. It's poorly written. Characters are pretty stilted, like it's it's there, you know, they're very honest. Yeah, someone should have been this honest with him when he was thinking about publishing a book.

If he had a single person in his life who loved him, Um, they would have put a hand on his shoulder and said, no, Ben, Ben, you're a millionaire, you're you're influential on the right wing. You you political leaders within your party have to get your you know, they have to come and talk to you like you're you're you're very successful by the standards with with with which you judge success. This is not for you. This will only Yeah, this is not for you. You don't

get to do this because oh, but he does. I'm hoping because they're doing movies, and they're doing movies now, I hope that he writes at least he was probably demanding that he's I'm sure that's the entire reason. He's. They're also apparently, uh making a music label. Oh my god, we've finally got to hear. Ben Shapiro's rap album is going to drop up The Daily Wire Presents Music. Yeah, none of this is none of this is sitting well

with me. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm I know they've released that one movie about the school shooting. I don't think Ben wrote it. That movie was made, and the Daily we'll buy we'll buy that and we'll release it under our subscription And we haven't released anything that was written by the team yet. What it seems like the reason it seems like they did that because like they like they have money, but they don't of

movie making money. So what they need to do is get a movie someone else made by it, have a success that makes a profit so they can get funding to do something and then do their own thing exactly and like to legitimize themselves with like, oh, it's a real movie that was made, not like been like writing truest Allegiance or whatever. And I don't know, I'm sure Ben will get to have his hands in the pudding

at some point. I don't know that they'll ever be successful enough for him to get to write a screen play because number one, this is unfilmable. Um, you could film. You could film a version of it that would probably be better than the book if you had hundreds of millions of dollars um, But you don't like you his his studio is years away from having the money to film in downtown New York City, let alone have nukes and tens of thousands of soldiers and go from Afghanist.

I mean, you know it's Caifornia still yea, yeah, it'll have to be like a very uh contained sort of yes. Yes, yeah, like his screenplay about being in law school exactly. Yeah, his drama, his dramay. I'm glad we're done. I am to onto the next same. Yeah, we'll find another book. Hit us up online, tell us what you want us to read, but it'll probably be the Way of the Shadow Wolves. Um, Robert's like, give me suggestions. I won't listen, but go ahead, I might. I might listen. I listen

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