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Bedroom Confessionals

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Welcome to Bedroom Confessionals, the sultry podcast where two girlfriends in their 50’s, host the podcast in bed, dive deep into the steamy, messy, and hilarious world of dating in your 50’s, and this thing called life! Join us as we spill the champagne on our most intimate stories, share jaw-dropping confessions, and explore life in our 50’s and the playful side of love, lust, crazy, messy, and where no topic is too taboo. From awkward first dates to steamy encounters and everything in between, we let it all hang out, encouraging listeners to embrace their own stories and learn through our
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Episodes

EP 15: Pop the Hood. Not Your Standards!

Pop the Hood. Not Your Standards As 2025 holidays are upon us, 2026 opens its doors. We’re politely (okay… not politely 😏) leaving negative energy, outdated dating rules, and everyone else’s opinions back in 2025 where they belong. In this episode, Nicole and Suzy dive headfirst into starting the new year with a fresh, fearless dating perspective—from leaning into unexpected opportunities to meet like-minded men (yes… even right under your car hood 👀), to living completely judgment-free in you...

Dec 23, 202541 min

EP 14: Midlife Mayhem Served Hot

From our bed to yours… buckle up, babe. In this episode of Bedroom Confessionals, Nicole & Suzy get raw, real, and ridiculously relatable as we dive into everything life in your 50s throws at you. We’re talking courage through life’s curveballs, the truth about widowhood and finding your footing again, and smart financing—because yes, glow-ups cost money and we’re making sure the bag stays secure. And then… the munchies hit. HARD. Plus—because it’s us—what episode would ever be complete ...

Dec 15, 202534 min

EP 13: Exes Won’t Move Out — The Bush Comeback?—Hollywood Gossip

Exes Won’t Move Out — The Bush Comeback?—Hollywood Gossip Buckle up and join the gummy ride, because Episode 13 takes you everywhere you didn’t expect — and everywhere you secretly wanted to go. Nicole and Suzy dive straight into the wild new trend of couples divorcing but still dating while living together (yes… it’s a thing, and we have thoughts), plus what it really takes for a woman to finally exhale in life without apologizing for it. We unpack the forward-thinking brains of women — the kin...

Dec 09, 202533 min

EP12: Dating & AI Detectives, Exes Fantasy Mishaps, & Plastic Surgery

Fantasy Mishaps, Plastic Surgeries, & Welcome To AI Modern Dating. In this episode of Bedroom Confessionals, Nicole & Suzy dive headfirst into the wonderfully chaotic circus that is dating today. We’re talking everything from AI detectors for dating bios—yes, Suzy is out here scanning profiles like an FBI agent—to deciding whether someone’s plastic surgery is a slay or a hard pass. Then it gets spicy. Because when you’re dating? You might just grant a partner’s fantasy… but be VERY caref...

Dec 02, 202533 min

Ep11: From F-U-P-A to Grunters: Bedroom Hot Takes

Bedroom Etiquette 101: Volume Control, FUPA Love & Curves Men Crave 😈💋” In this unapologetically real episode, Nicole and Suzy dive straight into Bedroom Etiquette — the do’s, the don’ts, and the “for the love of God, keep it down… or don’t.” We’re talking how loud we actually want our man to be, what real communication looks like in the moment, and why a little vocal confidence can go a long, delicious way. 😉 Then we get personal and powerful: ✨ Embracing your FUPA instead of hiding from...

Nov 25, 202532 minEp. 11

Ep10: Redos, Respect & a Little… Service

Welcome back to Episode 10, where Nicole and Suzy keep it REAL, RAW, and just the right amount of inappropriate. This week we dive into the truth about life after 50—because let’s be honest, the idea of a “redo” sounds cute… until you realize the journey is freaking exhausting. 😅 Then we slide straight into Acts of Service, and yes… we go there. Because for some women, acts of service means taking out the trash, and for others… it means giving a BJ. 🤷‍♀️💋 We’re not judging. We’re just talking...

Nov 18, 202512 minEp. 10

EP9: The No-Dic Zone, Jackhammers & Welcome Boxes: Confessions You Didn’t See Coming (P1)

Welcome to Part 1 of Bedroom Confessionals: The No-Dic Zone Edition — where your favorite 50-something hosts, Nicole Chaness and Suzy Heyman, keep it unfiltered, unedited (okay, mostly 😏), and unapologetically real. From “Welcome Boxes” and bedroom boundaries to jackhammers, lawnmowers, and validation that deserves to be Googled, this episode is packed with sass and truth bombs you didn’t see coming. The ladies kick things off with The Welcome Box — because who doesn’t love a grand entrance? Th...

Nov 11, 202517 min

EP8: Penelope Exposed: Morning Sun, Mistaken Kinks & Coloring Outside the Sheets | Bedroom Confessionals P3.

Things take a wild (and hilarious) turn in Bedroom Confessionals Episode 8, Part 3 as Suzy and Nicole accidentally out Nicole’s alter ego “Penelope” — and let’s just say… she’s got quite the personality. 😈 From steamy morning confessions about sunlight and sex ☀️🔥 to Suzy’s unforgettable mistaken kink story that spirals into pure chaos, this episode proves that life — and the bedroom — is way more fun when you’re not afraid to color outside the sheets. Join your favorite unfiltered duo as they...

Nov 04, 202530 min

Ep7: One Life. No Redos. What Control Me!! & the Magic of 69 | Bedroom Confessionals P2

In this Bedroom Confessionals episode, Suzy and Nicole get real about life in their 50s — where you realize you’ve got one freaking chance to live boldly, laugh louder, and color way outside the lines. 🎨✨ From learning to let go of what we can’t control (because seriously, why let it control us?) to celebrating Suzy’s stunning Glow-Up at 55 🔥 and yes… a cheeky deep dive into the magical number 69 😏 — this episode is equal parts real talk, laughter, and unapologetic wisdom. Because life isn’t ...

Oct 21, 202515 min

EP6: Kinks, Cash, and Confessions in the Bedroom P1.

Nicole kicks things off with a spicy confession—because in this bedroom, there’s definitely no vanilla sex. From jaw-dropping facts about what really happens after climax to uncovering the secret world of financial gift kinks, the conversation gets as raw as it is hilarious. Suzy also drops a shocking dating admission (12 apps… really?!), while she somehow walks away with the ultimate prize in this round of confessions. Get ready for laughs, surprises, and a few “did they really just say that?” ...

Oct 14, 202527 min

EP5: From Tatas to “I’m Prenupping That VJJ”

This week on Bedroom Confessionals, nothing is off limits. We kick things off with foreplay — from playful talk about “the tatas” to what really makes us feel completely connected down there. Then it’s all about energy: masculine vibes, a few gummy-fueled giggles, and why some of our best connections are with men as friends. We dive into the surprising turn-ons hiding in everyday life (yes, even chores can be sexy), and wrap it all up with a candid confession about marriage, prenups… and that un...

Oct 07, 202533 min

EP4: The Oral Chronicles & Other Confessions

This week’s episode of Bedroom Confessionals dives into the messy, magnetic world of desire. From the playful back-and-forth of the Oral Chronicles, to uncovering the unapologetic truth about self-pleasure, we’re stripping away the filters and getting real about what it means to give and receive. Unfiltered, raw, and a little reckless — these are the confessions you’ll want to hear.

Sep 30, 202531 min

EP 3: From Unfiltered in the 50s, to Shades of Gray (P3)

In this episode, we dive into all kinds of juicy, unfiltered confessions—starting with the kind of mess no one wants to deal with. From unlocking secrets about the male G-spot to laying it all out with nothing to hide, we’re bringing the heat. We also get real about the kind of “advice” that has no place here—especially if it’s coming from someone you’d never trade places with. And to top it all off, we tease the playful side of exploring your own shades of gray in your 50s.

Sep 23, 202521 min

EP2: Glow-Ups, Gummies & Getting It On (P2).

In this episode, Nicole and Suzy open up about confidence, attraction, and the playful truths that come out when the blonde, the brunette, and the blue eyes get in bed. Suzy dives into her glow-up era and what’s making her feel so good, while Nicole shares why sometimes gummies really do fix it all—IV drip included. And for anyone wondering about sex and desire in your 50s, the ladies unleash a raw conversation on libido, attraction, and not giving up on pleasure at any age.

Sep 16, 202550 min

Glow Ups, Icks & After-Hours Confessions (Pt. 1)

In this episode, the ladies let it all out—raw, funny, and unapologetic. Nicole wonders if being “a little mental” might actually be hot, while Suzy drops her iconic “you’re welcome” line and reminds us why glowing skin is always in. Nicole confesses her ultimate ick (and why she’s only got eyes for her guy), and the conversation heats up when the two step out of their conservative comfort zones into brand-new territory. It’s playful, bold, and just the right amount of crazy—welcome to another u...

Sep 09, 202534 min

Bedroom Confessionals Podcast Trailer

Welcome to Bedroom Confessionals, the unfiltered, sultry podcast where your hosts, Suzy Heyman, and Nicole Chaness, spill the champagne on our most intimate stories, share hilarious and jaw-dropping confessions on doing life in their 50’s, and all the craziness that comes along with being these epic hot messes!!

Aug 16, 20252 min
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