We're celebrating our ten year Carlegversary! Meg and Carla met a decade ago as part of The Mindy Project (Fox 2012-2015, Hulu 2015-2017) fandom, and what better way to celebrate than to talk about a trio from the show that brought them together? This week, it's Cliff (Glen Howerton), Jamie (BJ Novak), and Josh's (Tommy Dewey) turn to have every aspect of their characters examined under the BeWBs' microscope. Who will get the fling, the ring, or the guillotine? There's lots of reminiscing, laugh...
Jun 27, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 8
This week the BeWBs and Jenn from My Streaming Bubble bring you a Swapisode! We've swapped episodes with Jenn to bring to your ears our thoughts on The Cleaning Lady and Our Flag Means Death in a different format from what you normally hear from us, and to give you a peek into the world of her Streaming Bubble! Make sure to check out her podcast and give her some love! https://mystreamingbubble.podbean.com/
Jun 12, 2023•2 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Aca-what? Your favorite basic pitches are looking for treble on this week's Bed Wed or Behead as they revisit 2012's Pitch Perfect (Universal Pictures)! Meg has watched this film roughly a thousand times to Carla's zero…until this week when she watched it to take on Beca (Anna Kendrick), Chloe (Brittany Snow), and Jesse (Skylar Astin). From the moment you hear this week's opening song parody you'll know whether Carla loved it or not, but you'll definitely want to stick around for their decision ...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Join the BeWBs in the shallow end of the sci-fi space pool for a good time with the fine folks of The Fifth Element (1997, Pathé)! Meg's revenge on Carla for making her watch Bridesmaids is this late 90s classic, and you can say it made an unexpected impression. More importantly, big choices were made between Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm), Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis), and Leeloo (Milla Jovovich). So who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out! *Also Meg apologize...
May 09, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 6
🎶 Going to the chapel and we're Gonna get caaaaatty🎶 Because that's how adults handle things in Bridesmaids (2011, Universal Pictures), of course! The BeWBs fight starts before we even talk about the characters, with this being one of Meg's least favorite movies vs one that Carla loves. Don't worry! We do get into it about Annie (Kristen Wiig), Lillian (Maya Rudolph), and Helen (Rose Byrne), and there's LOTS to dish! Press play and find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUUURDER!...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 4
You how how BeWBs do: When we fall in love with a show, we fall hard (aka, can't shut up about it), which is why even though we thought we could hold out and cover more Abbott Elementary (ABC, 2021 - present) characters later this season we caved and covered them much sooner than expected. So grab your backpacks, BeWBs Fam, because we're headed back for more shenanigans with our favorite group of teachers, and their fearless "leader"! That's right: this week you get our epic dive into what makes...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Grab an extra large juice box and join us for back to school night at Abbott Elementary! Meg and Carla "borrowed" Mr C's podcasting equipment to talk about Barbara Howard (Sheryl Lee Ralph), Janine Teagues (Quinta Brunson), and Melissa Schemmenti (Lisa Ann Walter), three of our favorite Abbott teachers. It's not easy to choose among these amazing women, but in the end we decide who gets the Lego flower set, the Fun Times in the Living Classroom, and the detention. Press play to find out the fate...
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 2
The BeWBs are back and chattier than ever, thanks to our special guest Hannah and the Gift to thirstkind that is Pedro Pascal! During our extended hiatus Meg fell down a Pedro Pascal rabbit hole, eventually piquing Carla's interest in The Mandalorian (Disney +, 2019 - present), The Last Of Us (HBO Max, 2023), and just enough episodes of Game Of Thrones (HBO Max, 2011 -2019) to watch his character in it. Along with Hannah, Meg and Carla face the challenge of being a normal amount of enthusiastic ...
Mar 20, 2023•2 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Christmas is a magical time of the year, full of baking, switching places with an identical stranger, finding love, and deciding which of three characters doesn't survive the holiday. The BeWBs celebrate by taking on Kevin (Nick Sagar), Margaret (Vanessa Hudgens), and Stacy (Vanessa Hudgens) from The Princess Switch! In this episode not only do you get our classic character analysis with an FMK twist, you also get us creating a whole new and exciting backdrop for the events that take place in th...
Dec 19, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 35
Here at Bed Wed Or Behead Pod, we're suckers for both Christmas and found family, so what better movie to cover than The Night Before (2015, Columbia Pictures)?! Chris (Anthony Mackie), Ethan (Joseph Gordon Levitt), and Isaac (Seth Rogen) are three dudes being best bros in this unexpectedly sweet buddy comedy. Naturally, one must die. Who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR? Listen and find out!
Dec 12, 2022•56 min•Season 2Ep. 34
We love a good revenge film that's not about revenge, and it's hard to top The First Wives Club (1996, Paramount Pictures)! Join us as we dish on what we love about Annie (Diane Keaton), Brenda (Bette Midler), and Elise (Goldie Hawn). You don't own us but you CAN download us to listen and find out who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR!
Oct 31, 2022•58 min•Season 2Ep. 33
Esta semana en nuestro podc– oops! This week on our podcast we talk about 2022's Father Of The Bride, and by "talk about" we mean lay into
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 32
You need at least three witches in a coven…or to take on Hocus Pocus 's Sanderson sisters, so Meg and Carla recruited Nish to play Bed Wed Or Behead this week! We talk about our favorite spoopy siblings and decide the fates of Mary (Kathy Najimi), Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker), and Winifred (Better Midler). Press play to find out who put a spell on us!
Oct 17, 2022•51 min•Season 2Ep. 31
It's spooky month, and we're feeling very into sisters right now so we're talking about Gillian (Nicole Kidman) and Sally Owens (Sandra Bullock), along with Gary Hallet (Aidan Quinn), from Practical Magic! The hit 1998 movie based on the book by Alice Hoffman took over our hearts in a similar but less spooky way as Jimmy taking over Gillian's soul, but no exorcism will ever make us love it any less. So, who gets the sexy push into a wall, the ring coughed up by a frog, or the cast iron pan to th...
Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 30
Get your tea and scones and get ready for the BeWBs to take on the heroes of three Jane Austen book adaptations, joined by none other than Rachel and Lauren from Sort of Brilliant Podcast! This week's trio is composed of Pride and Prejudice 's Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Matthew Macfayden), Emma's George Knightley (Johnny Lee Miller), and Northanger Abbey's Mr. Henry Tilney (JJ Feil's). While they are all rich white men who ride horses in Regency Era England, the similarities absolutely go on from th...
Oct 03, 2022•1 hr 42 min•Season 2Ep. 29
Much as in baseball, there's no crying in this episode of Bed Wed Or Behead Pod! We visit the 1992 classic A League Of Their Own (Columbia Pictures) and decide the fates of Dottie (Geena Davis), Jimmy (Tom Hanks), and Kit (Lori Petty). Some VERY strong opinions are revealed and a kerfuffle breaks out on the field because Meg and Carla cannot agree on who deserves the guillotine most this week! Press play and find out who prevails!
Sep 26, 2022•57 min•Season 2Ep. 28
It's a Peachy day here at Bed Wed Or Behead Pod as we fangirl over one of our new favorite shows, A League Of Their Own (2022, Prime Video)! We round the bases on what makes Carson Shaw (Abbi Jacobson), Greta Gill (D'Arcy Carden), and Max Chapman (Chanté Adams) our aces on the show, and we decide who gets the diamond, to home base, or who's out! We have also now officially exhausted our baseball puns. You're welcome!
Sep 19, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Who wants to live forever? Not us BeWBs, but definitely most of this week's trio: Ernest Menville (Bruce Willis), Helen Sharp (Goldie Hawn), and Madeline Ashton (Meryl Streep)! That's right. This week we talk about 1992's Comedy/Fantasy Death Becomes Her (Universal Pictures), a classic that, unlike Mad and Hel's paint jobs, holds up remarkably well! So, what fates await these fabulously wicked characters? Press play and find out!
Sep 12, 2022•50 min•Season 2Ep. 26
Meg and Carla have both finally recovered from the plague (COVID), and not once were we forced to live in the basement of a haunted English manor! Speaking of such accommodations, Bed Wed Or Behead kicks off the fall (shut up about your "calendars") by revisiting the delightful spectral residents on BBC's Ghosts (2019 - present). This time around we're talking about Kitty (Lolly Adefope), Mary (Katy Wix), and Robin (Laurence Rickard) to decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the MURRRDEERR! Lis...
Sep 06, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 25
We reach way back to 1993 for a trio whose hotness makes us quiver like jello and makes our heartbeats feel like a STOMP STOMP. Surely you have guessed that this week's episode is devoted to Jurassic Park's (Universal Pictures) Alan Grant (Sam Neill), Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), and Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum)! Join us as we decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the rage of a hungry T-Rex!
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 24
It's finally Jess Day's day! Meg and Carla are back in 4D to talk about New Girl's Cece Parekh (Hannah Simone), Coach Ernie (Dmaln Wayans Jr), and Jessica Day (Zoey Deschanel). We love this goofy show and its goofy characters, so what better way to pay tribute to it than by playing FMK with this trio? Press play and check out our thoughts as we decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDERRR!
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 23
We're excited to visit our friend Bridget Jones and both her potential baby daddies for this week's episode of Bed Wed Or Behead! The titular heroine is one of our favorite movie women, but how does she fare in this trio? Find out the fates of Bridget (Renée Zellweger), Jack Qwant (Patrick Dempsey), and Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) as Meg and Carla give them the BeWBs treatment!
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Just besties talkin’ about besties trying to ruin each others' lives this week on Bed Wed Or Behead as Meg and Carla dive into My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)! Join us for all the ridiculous antics as we play with George (Rupert Everett), Kimmy (Cameron Diaz), and Michael (Dermot Mulrony). And, no, Julienne is not in the trio because…well, you'll see. Who will the BeWBs take home after the last dance? With whom are they walking down the aisle? And who’s getting tossed in the Chicago River? Make ...
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 21
As we have all come to learn, the BeWBs have no chill when it comes to Our Flag Means Death (HBOMax, 2021 - present) and its many fantastic characters, which is why we're back to take on Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill), Spanish Jackie (Leslie Jones), and Black Pete (Matthew Maher)! Celebrate the renewal of our favorite gay pirates show by joining us in a spirited game of FMK, where there's no way to be wrong because every choice is the right choice! So, who gets the matelotage, the fling, or the long w...
Jun 06, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 20
It does not suck to be us as we dive into What We Do In The Shadows (FX Networks, 2019 - present) to talk about three of our favorite vampires! This week on Bed Wed Or Behead, Meg and Carla have the distinct pleasure of inviting Lazlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), and Nandor the Relentless (Kayvan Novak) into their homes for some character analysis with a heaping side of thirst. But not Guillermo (this time). So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Tune in an...
May 30, 2022•49 min•Season 2Ep. 19
We'd say we're back aboard the Revenge, except we never really left! Our Flag Means Death maintains a solid grip on our hearts, and it was inevitable that we would bring that Bed Wed Or Behead Pod energy to our favorite band of hapless pirates. This time, we're playing the game with Frenchie (Joel Fry), Lucius (Nathan Foad), and Oluwande (Samson Kayo). They all have our hearts but one must still walk that plank. So who gets the ring, the fling, or the loving push into the sea? Press play and fin...
May 23, 2022•48 min•Season 2Ep. 18
"Who's that girl?" Who cares? We're talking about the boys of 4D this week! New Girl (Fox, 2011 - 2018) gets the Bed Wed Or Behead Pod treatment, and the BeWBs are eager to discuss this week's quirky trio: Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris). You may never figure out how to play True American, but when you press play you'll learn who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine!
May 16, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 17
If you love vampires and you love comedy, you won't want to miss our What We Do In The Shadows episode! And what's more delightful than talking about hilariously inept bloodsuckers? Talking about hilariously inept bloodsuckers with friends! We are joined by Jenn from My Streaming Bubble (https://mystreamingbubble.podbean.com/) to talk about the 2014 movie, and decide the fates of Deacon (Jonathan Brugh), Viago (Tails Waititi), and Vladislav (Jermaine Clement). Get ready for some deep laughs and ...
May 09, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 16
This week the BeWBs welcome back Erin Marlow from It's A Fandom Thing Podcast ( https://itsafandomthingpod.com/ ) to play Bed Wed Or Behead with three Christian Bale characters! Plus, if you're a fan of the Bale content on Fandom Thing, you know Christian "himself" will inevitably make an appearance here (wiiiiiink). In this episode, we take on Dan Evans from 3:10 To Yuma (2007, Lionsgate Films), John Preston from Equilibrium (2002, Dimension Films), and Melvin Purvis from Public Enemies (2009, ...
May 02, 2022•1 hr 35 min
Not "BOO"; it's "BeWBs"! And this week we're all about the BBC's show Ghosts (2019 - present), specifically Captain (Ben Willbond), Lady Fanny Button (Martha Howe-Douglas), and Thomas Thorne (Matthew Baynton). "But, BeWBs," you say, "how can you kill a character who's already dead?" Our answer is that, much like Julian, we just do whatever we please! So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the afterlife MUUUUURDERRR? Press play and find out!...
Apr 25, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 14
